Title text: So I'm a bad person.
An unidentified narrator explains how he hoped a kid with a balloon in a restaurant would get caught in a ceiling fan and fly up towards it. This looks like it could cause serious injury to the child, hence the title text of how you're a bad person if this is what you sit in restaurants and imagine.
- I watched the scene in the restaurant for a full fifteen minutes hoping this would happen:
- [Cueball holding balloon; Balloon gets caught in ceiling fan; Figure holds on and is pulled up]