1241: Annoying Ringtone Champion

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Annoying Ringtone Champion
It beat out 'Clock radio alarm', 'B-flat at 194 decibels', 'That noise from Dumb & Dumber', and 'Recording of a sobbing voice begging you to answer'.
Title text: It beat out 'Clock radio alarm', 'B-flat at 194 decibels', 'That noise from Dumb & Dumber', and 'Recording of a sobbing voice begging you to answer'.

Explanation

This comic satires the annoying ringtones some people have on their cell phones. Some will even go as far as to use ringtones that resemble everyday sounds, including but not limited to: doorbells, coughing, alarm noises, or in this case, the buzzing of a mosquito. Although seemingly harmless, these ringtones can get annoying to some people, which is what this comic is getting at.

The comic is also a pun to the ringtone business, people, mostly kids, pay several dollars for a single new sound on their phone.

The title text refers to four another annoying ringtones:

  • "Clock radio alarm". These sounds are often loud and annoying, just to ensure that you really will wake up.
  • "B-flat at 194 decibels". B-flat major is a suitable key for most wind music instruments like trumpets and more. B-flat minor is less louder and for instruments like an oboe. So we are here at B-flat major. 194 decibels is the limit at 1 atmosphere pressure. More energy would create a shockwave. This may also refer to several B-flat-related phenomenon discussed in an NPR story, Have You Heard About B Flat? Specifically, B-flat has been found to agitate alligators, and waves passing through gas near a black hole have been found to resonate at a frequency which results in a B flat 57 octaves below middle C.
  • "That noise from Dumb & Dumber". Dumb and Dumber is a comedy movie from 1994, a sequel is planned for the 20th anniversary in 2014. The noise from Dumb & Dumber is referring to the point in the movie when Harry and Lloyd asked "do you want to hear the most annoying sound in the world" and began making loud fax machine noises.
  • "Recording of a sobbing voice begging you to answer". Maybe: Hey, pick up your phone and reply to my call.... The phone is speaking like HAL 9000.

Transcript

[Cueball and Black Hat face each other. Black Hat is holding out his phone.]
Black Hat's phone: hMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...
Cueball: Augh!
Black Hat: Oh, I've gotta take this.
By unanimous decision, the winner of the Awful Ringtone Championship is "The sound a mosquito makes as it buzzes past your ear"


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Discussion

can somebody add the link to the audio files for the other annoying ringtones mentioned her? 188.65.166.110 10:21, 22 July 2013 (UTC)

"That sound" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cVlTeIATBs --RainbowDash (talk) 18:15, 22 July 2013 (UTC)

According to Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sound_pressure#Sound_pressure_level) 194db is the loudest sound possible without distortion in Earth's atmosphere, so unlikely that you could update an audio file of it.

And you would most likely die from that sound pressure level. --129.110.242.8 16:58, 22 July 2013 (UTC)
Wouldn't it be rather a question of your sound equipment if you can achieve 194dB? --Chtz (talk) 17:10, 22 July 2013 (UTC)
But the WAV format can be used to store floating point, which has a high dynamic range making it possible. 162.158.102.41 14:56, 12 April 2022 (UTC)

How can he speak of most annoying mosquito sounds and not refer to this?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4k036R3wQE Some kid in my high school actually had this as his ringtone for awhile. I'm pretty sure he got jumped (if he didn't, he ought to have been). 134.154.55.46 00:59, 23 July 2013 (UTC)

damn im so having that as my ringtone. i dont care how uncomfortable it makes me. seeing all the others people squirm will be worth it. next up i change my text alert to the sound it makes in some popular game when your health gets low. no wait that would be such an effective alarm clock. 108.162.237.190 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

The "mosquito whine" could also be a reference to the very high-pitched ringtones, often known as "mosquito" tones, that some teenagers so they'll be notified about any phone activity without their schoolteacher realizing they're using a phone in class. Supposedly, "older" people (over 25 or so) can't hear such high frequencies. Acelightning (talk) 08:14, 23 July 2013 (UTC)

I'm 31 and I can still hear frequencies up to 17KHz. When I was 15 I could hear up to 16.5KHz but that may have been due to using an old mid-range speaker. Now I'm using standard apple earphones. --Zom-B (talk) 08:29, 24 July 2013 (UTC)
Some of the "mosquito tones" are as high as 23 KHz. I'm 65, and I can still hear up to around 17 KHz. Although I've worked in audio most of my life, instead of constantly jacking the monitor speaker up higher and higher so I could "feel the music", I'd put on earphones to *protect* my hearing from the musicians. They were yelling "Speak up! I can't hear you!" into the telephone by the time they were 25... and then they realized why I always wore cans :-) Acelightning (talk) 08:56, 24 July 2013 (UTC)
Just adding reference: The_Mosquito#Teen_Buzz_ringtone. -- Hkmaly (talk) 10:41, 25 July 2013 (UTC)

I wonder where the Metal Gear Solid alert sound effect placed? A ringtone that certain people (MGS fans) have unwittingly conditioned themselves to associate with heightened tension and a need to hide would be annoying. That said most of them would only have themselves to blame since MGS fans would be the most likely to have such a ring tone. -Pennpenn 108.162.250.155 00:55, 9 February 2015 (UTC)

I still think my friend is more annoying than any of those ringtones.