Explain xkcd: It's 'cause you're dumb.
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| + | #REDIRECT [[1409: Query]] |
| − | | number = 1409
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| − | | date = August 17, 2014
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| − | | title = Query
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| − | | image = query.png
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| − | | titletext = SELECT * FROM GHOSTS
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| − | ==Explanation==
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| − | [[Megan]] picks up a strange device that mysteriously asks her to enter a query after stating "LOADED TABLE: PEOPLE ENTER QUERY." She looks around and sees people surrounding her. Upon entering a SQL-esque query into it (SELECT * FROM PEOPLE WHERE AGE > 30), the specified people are basked in a yellow light. She then tries other experimental queries, and sees it work every time. | |
| − | Finally, she types "DROP TABLE PEOPLE" (delete the Table named People), and everybody, including herself, disappears.
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| − | It can be noted that the title text may be a joke stating that when the people died, they were moved to a table called "GHOSTS." The query would then, presumably, see all the people that were deleted.
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| − | ==Transcript==
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| − | {{incomplete transcript}}
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| − | {{comic discussion}}
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| − | [[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]
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| − | [[Category:Comics featuring Megan]]
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| − | [[Category:Comics featuring Ponytail]]
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| − | [[Category:Comics featuring Hairy]]
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| − | [[Category:Comics with color]]
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