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This is another comic based on pointing out just how much time has passed since the release of a particular film. The same basis is found in  [[1393: Timeghost]] and [[891: Movie Ages]], and a similar theme is used in [[647: Scary]] and [[973: MTV Generation]]. Many people remember going to see major films at the time of release, and in their mind it seems like 'just a few years ago'. In reality however, many years have passed, and it comes as a shock to realise just how long ago it was.
 
This is another comic based on pointing out just how much time has passed since the release of a particular film. The same basis is found in  [[1393: Timeghost]] and [[891: Movie Ages]], and a similar theme is used in [[647: Scary]] and [[973: MTV Generation]]. Many people remember going to see major films at the time of release, and in their mind it seems like 'just a few years ago'. In reality however, many years have passed, and it comes as a shock to realise just how long ago it was.
  
In the first panel, [[Cueball]] states out that we are approaching the Back to the Future date (October 21,  2015), which is the date Marty McFly travels to in {{w|Back to the Future Part II}}. Megan counters that before that date, on May 13, 2015, the Star War Tipping Point will occur. This "Tipping Point" is when the length of time between the current date and the release date of the first of the Star Wars prequels, {{w|Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace|''The Phantom Menace''}} will be longer than the length of time between ''The Phantom Menace'''s release and the release of the last of the movies in the original Star Wars trilogy, ''{{w|Return of the Jedi}}''. ''Return of the Jedi'' was released to theaters on May 25, 1983, and ''The Phantom'' menace was released exactly 5,839 ([http://www.timeanddate.com/date/durationresult.html?m1=5&d1=25&y1=1983&m2=5&d2=19&y2=1999&ti=on ref]) days later, on May 19, 1999. May 13, 2015 is another 5,839 ([http://www.timeanddate.com/date/durationresult.html?m1=5&d1=19&y1=1999&m2=5&d2=13&y2=2015&ti=on ref]) days after that. (Fun fact: 5839 is a {{w|Prime number|prime number}}.)
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In the first panel, [[Cueball]] states out that we are approaching the Back to the Future date (October 21,  2015), which is the date Marty McFly travels to in {{w|Back to the Future Part II}}. Megan adds that we're even closer to May 13, 2015, the "Star Wars Tipping Point". This "Tipping Point" is when the length of time between the current date and the release date of the first of the Star Wars prequels, {{w|Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace|''The Phantom Menace''}} will be longer than the length of time between ''The Phantom Menace'''s release and the release of the last of the movies in the original Star Wars trilogy, ''{{w|Return of the Jedi}}''. ''Return of the Jedi'' was released to theaters on May 25, 1983, and ''The Phantom'' menace was released exactly 5,839 ([http://www.timeanddate.com/date/durationresult.html?m1=5&d1=25&y1=1983&m2=5&d2=19&y2=1999&ti=on ref]) days later, on May 19, 1999. May 13, 2015 is another 5,839 ([http://www.timeanddate.com/date/durationresult.html?m1=5&d1=19&y1=1999&m2=5&d2=13&y2=2015&ti=on ref]) days after that. (Fun fact: 5839 is a {{w|Prime number|prime number}}.)
  
 
In the final panel, Cueball points out how weird it is that he (along with most other people) are regularly surprised at the passage of time, given how predictable time is by its very nature. Megan's last line is a reference to the famous opening sequence used in the {{w|Star Wars}} films, which begins "A long time ago...".
 
In the final panel, Cueball points out how weird it is that he (along with most other people) are regularly surprised at the passage of time, given how predictable time is by its very nature. Megan's last line is a reference to the famous opening sequence used in the {{w|Star Wars}} films, which begins "A long time ago...".
  
The title text repeats the opening text from the films, inserting Megan's suggestion for changing the duration, and extending it to include the {{w|Hubble constant}} for changing the distance. The Hubble constant is a value that describes an estimated rate of expansion of the universe, and would apply to something happening "in a galaxy far, far away", meaning that during additional 40 years that have passed since the release of the original Star Wars movie the "galaxy far, far away" has gotten even farther due to expansion of the universe.
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The title text repeats the opening text from the films, inserting Megan's suggestion for changing the duration, and extending it to include the {{w|Hubble constant}} for changing the distance. The Hubble constant is a value that describes an estimated rate of expansion of the universe. This expansion means that during the 40 years that have passed since the release of the first Star Wars movie, the "galaxy far, far away" has gotten even farther away due to expansion of the universe.
  
 
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Revision as of 21:27, 23 January 2015

Star Wars
A long, long time (plus 40 years) ago, in a galaxy far, far away (plus a corrective factor involving the Hubble constant) ...
Title text: A long, long time (plus 40 years) ago, in a galaxy far, far away (plus a corrective factor involving the Hubble constant) ...

Explanation

This is another comic based on pointing out just how much time has passed since the release of a particular film. The same basis is found in 1393: Timeghost and 891: Movie Ages, and a similar theme is used in 647: Scary and 973: MTV Generation. Many people remember going to see major films at the time of release, and in their mind it seems like 'just a few years ago'. In reality however, many years have passed, and it comes as a shock to realise just how long ago it was.

In the first panel, Cueball states out that we are approaching the Back to the Future date (October 21, 2015), which is the date Marty McFly travels to in Back to the Future Part II. Megan adds that we're even closer to May 13, 2015, the "Star Wars Tipping Point". This "Tipping Point" is when the length of time between the current date and the release date of the first of the Star Wars prequels, The Phantom Menace will be longer than the length of time between The Phantom Menace's release and the release of the last of the movies in the original Star Wars trilogy, Return of the Jedi. Return of the Jedi was released to theaters on May 25, 1983, and The Phantom menace was released exactly 5,839 (ref) days later, on May 19, 1999. May 13, 2015 is another 5,839 (ref) days after that. (Fun fact: 5839 is a prime number.)

In the final panel, Cueball points out how weird it is that he (along with most other people) are regularly surprised at the passage of time, given how predictable time is by its very nature. Megan's last line is a reference to the famous opening sequence used in the Star Wars films, which begins "A long time ago...".

The title text repeats the opening text from the films, inserting Megan's suggestion for changing the duration, and extending it to include the Hubble constant for changing the distance. The Hubble constant is a value that describes an estimated rate of expansion of the universe. This expansion means that during the 40 years that have passed since the release of the first Star Wars movie, the "galaxy far, far away" has gotten even farther away due to expansion of the universe.

Transcript

[Cueball and Megan are walking together.]
Cueball: We're almost at the Back to the Future date.
Megan: We're even closer to the Star Wars tipping point.
Cueball: The what?
[Diagram showing a timeline from before 1980 to beyond May 13th 2015. Markers on the line indicate the release date of Return of the Jedi, the release date of The Phantom Menace and May 13th, with arrows showing the intervals in between these three points.]
Megan: On May 13th, The Phantom Menace will have come out closer to Return of the Jedi than to the present.
Cueball: Wow.
[Cueball and Megan stop walking. Megan is in a reflective pose.]
Cueball: It's weird how I'm constantly surprised by the passage of time when it's literally the most predictable thing in the universe.
Megan: You know, "A long time ago" should have "Plus four more decades" added in rereleases.


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Discussion

Hope the transcript matches normal presentation mores. And I thought I'd keep the title text explanation simple - so I haven't wasted much time if it gets utterly changed. Mattdevney (talk) 12:55, 23 January 2015 (UTC)

Does anyone else notice a weird white line through the dates? Djbrasier (talk) 14:39, 23 January 2015 (UTC)

I came here to ask about that. Linea alba (talk) 16:13, 23 January 2015 (UTC)
Haha, your username is linea alba. 199.27.128.87 19:23, 23 January 2015 (UTC)
Same here. I'm wondering if it's stylistic somehow (futuristic-looking?) or just a mistake.--Piratejabez (talk) 17:26, 23 January 2015 (UTC)
It looks as if he tried to move the labels down, but didn't select the whole line: [1]. But it seems odd that he wouldn't notice it right away, since it cut ALL the digits in half. Linea alba (talk) 18:47, 23 January 2015 (UTC)
Thanks for sharing. Yes, that's very plausible. Strange that he wouldn't notice it, though...--Piratejabez (talk) 19:51, 23 January 2015 (UTC)
Looks like he fixed it :) comic sans line--Piratejabez (talk) 18:30, 30 January 2015 (UTC)
I've added an incomplete tag for updating the fixed image. Sorry people, but I don't have the time to learn how to do that. 188.114.99.189 19:08, 7 December 2015 (UTC)

If anyone's interested, I just used http://timeanddate.com to calculate the Star Wars Trilogy Tipping Point, i.e.- the date starting on which The Phantom Menace will have released closer to A New Hope than to the present day: May 13, 2021. --173.245.50.140 18:23, 23 January 2015 (UTC)

Thanks! I was wondering. That is a bit more hopeful.--Piratejabez (talk) 19:51, 23 January 2015 (UTC)

Be sure to get "Comics to make one feel old" in those categories. 199.27.128.138 19:31, 23 January 2015 (UTC)

Shouldn't the alt text say "A *long* time ago (...) in a galaxy far, far..."? 108.162.238.157 00:46, 25 January 2015 (UTC)

Damn, so close to May 4th, i wonder if there is anyway to prove that this can technically be the right day ("May the fourth be with you") Jack1197 (talk) 05:08, 25 January 2015 (UTC)

Is anyone else here getting tired of these 'this event is closer to another event than to today' things? :/ 141.101.99.25 10:06, 25 January 2015 (UTC)

Not yet for me. We are further away from the new millennium than the new millennium seemed like in 1984. Ooooh! c. June 1, 2000 is the Nintendo NES/now midpoint. Ooooh! Most of the 80s is now over 30 years old. Ooooh! The women that were barely 18 in all of it are now post-menopausal! Ooooh! Early 80s sorority girls could now have great-grandchildren old enough to like giiiirls! 108.162.215.94 17:58, 25 January 2015 (UTC)
Wait, what? No. Grandchildren, maybe, but not great-grandchildren. The oldest person meeting the description "early 80's sorority girl" would be someone who was 18 in 1980. Their child, assuming they had one right away, would be 18 in 1998. If that child had a child (the sorority girl's grandchild) immediately upon turning 18, that grandchild would be 18 in 2016. In this model, 2016 is the earliest year in which the great-grandchild could be born. Assuming that by "like girls" you mean "hit puberty," and since the average onset of puberty is close to 12 years, the soonest the sorority girl's great-grandchild could "like girls" would be 2028, thirteen years from now. Even if we allow for the possibility of teen pregnancies, and we assume that each generation gave birth to the next at age 15 (...shudder...) instead of age 18, we're still looking at a date in 2022. And, even if the original sorority girl gave birth at age 15 (three years prior to becoming an "early 80's sorority girl"), it would still be 2019 before her great-grandchildren would enter puberty. 173.245.50.71 20:53, 26 January 2015 (UTC)
At least here, you register for kindergarten ("Grade 0") in year of birth plus 5. Thus people usually get their Bachelor's in year of birth plus 22. A girl born 1956.0 gives birth 1972.3 but luckily a family member adopts her and she graduates May 1980 because she's a slow slut. Grandchild is born 1988.7, Great-grandson born 2005.0 Original research, but is not unrealistic for that boy to like girls when I wrote that. Just a month after turning 10 a classmate who could pass for 11 went up to me and was like "what are you doing?" while I was lying on the floor. She thought it was funny. (I was the class clown). I saw past her dress until her inner upper, upper, upper, upper thigh and was kind of turned on (months before the sex ed class so I wasn't "groomed" by the teacher's curriculum or otherwise know what to expect). It was so good that I tried real hard to keep a poker face and not let her know what I'm looking at or otherwise spook her away and was feeling like "awww!" when I decided I had to stand up cause a few seconds is pushing it (imagine how embarrassed I would've been if she realized what a naughty thing I was doing!). Maybe this is why I always had a fetish for thicker (not fat) peer+older girls with thick legs in a dress. And that skin color. (And dominantish women. And cunnilingus.) So yes, 10 year olds like girls. 108.162.238.162 21:27, 27 January 2015 (UTC)

More correctly the Hubble Parameter, since the Hubble Parameter has been shown NOT to be a constant.108.162.216.192 02:28, 27 January 2015 (UTC)