Hamster Ball Heist

Title text: First person to bring me Wayne Coyne in a hamster ball gets a free t-shirt! He gets one too.

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Person 1: You know that giant hamster ball you've always wanted? I just found out that Wayne Coyne from the Flaming Lips crowd-surfs in one.

Person 2: Let's go.

Some Weeks Later ...

[Wayne Coyne is, in fact, crowd-surfing in a giant hamster ball.]

Person: Ready?

Friends: Ready.

Person: Now!

shove

[People on both sides shove the crowd out of the way, causing Coyne in his ball to fall to the ground.]

Wayne Coyne: Hey!

Person: Okay, push!

[Person and friends start pushing the ball away, as the crowd looks on.]

Wayne Coyne: What's going on?

[Some roll him up the ramp into the back of a semi, while others hold the crowd back and one stands by to drive.]

Wayne Coyne: Help!

[The truck drives off, leaving the audience in a cloud of dust.]

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