Title text: Hey, I don't make the rules. It's in the book.
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Two friends have apparently been sitting around for more than an hour and have not yet settled on something to do. Thus, one grabs some sort of all-encompassing rule book that offers a solution. Crisco is a brand of shortening, which is commonly used for any fat that is solid at room temperature. In this instance it's implied that it's being used as a sexual lubricant.
- Cueball: So what do you want to do?
- Friend: Still no ideas.
- Cueball: Wait, I think there's a rule about this.
- [Cueball goes to bookshelf and removes a book called "Rules".]
- [The book of rules is opened to the following:
- RULE social.b.99.1
- If friends spend more than 60 minutes deciding what to do, they must default to sexual experimentation.]
- [Cueball is standing, holding the book. The friend is in the process of standing up.]
- Cueball: Huh.
- Friend: I did not know that rule.
- Cueball: Me neither.
- Friend: I'll go get the Crisco.