564: Crossbows

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==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
:[Man 1 is pulling a crossbow out of a desk]
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:[Cueball is pulling a crossbow out of a desk.]
:Man 1: Why do you have a crossbow in your desk?
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:Cueball: Why do you have a crossbow in your desk?
:Woman (off-screen): You ''don't''?
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:Megan (off-screen): You ''don't''?
:[Woman is on panel]
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:[Megan is on panel]
:Man 1 (off-screen): No -- why would...
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:Cueball (off-screen): No -- why would...
:Woman: You ''are'' studying the consequences of Higgs excitation, aren't you? Like the rest of the lab?
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:Megan: You ''are'' studying the consequences of Higgs excitation, aren't you? Like the rest of the lab?
:[Two men, both holding crossbows, joing the woman on panel]
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:[Two men, both holding crossbows, join Megan on panel.]
:Man 1: Yes, but why--
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:Cueball: Yes, but why--
:Man 2: Maybe he's slow with the math.
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:Friend: Maybe he's slow with the math.
:Woman: Well, he has until Tuesday.
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:Megan: Well, he has until Tuesday.
:Man 2: Poor guy.
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:Friend: Poor guy.
  
 
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Revision as of 23:25, 20 March 2013

Crossbows
I hate being the slowest guy in the lab.
Title text: I hate being the slowest guy in the lab.

Explanation

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Transcript

[Cueball is pulling a crossbow out of a desk.]
Cueball: Why do you have a crossbow in your desk?
Megan (off-screen): You don't?
[Megan is on panel]
Cueball (off-screen): No -- why would...
Megan: You are studying the consequences of Higgs excitation, aren't you? Like the rest of the lab?
[Two men, both holding crossbows, join Megan on panel.]
Cueball: Yes, but why--
Friend: Maybe he's slow with the math.
Megan: Well, he has until Tuesday.
Friend: Poor guy.
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