632: Suspicion

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Fine, walk away. I'm gonna go cry into a pint of Ben&Jerry's Brownie Batter(tm) ice cream [link], then take out my frustration on a variety of great flash games from PopCap Games(r) [link]
Title text: Fine, walk away. I'm gonna go cry into a pint of Ben&Jerry's Brownie Batter(tm) ice cream [link], then take out my frustration on a variety of great flash games from PopCap Games(r) [link]

[edit] Explanation

Rob is having online chats with what appears at first glance to be a woman. However, he grows suspicious at the apparent consumerism dedication of the "woman" - and perhaps of the perfection of the online connection, touching on the stereotypical nerd fear that any relationship going well must contain some secret flaw - and so requests that they both "get tested". The woman on the other end of the computer does not pass a CAPTCHA test and is unable to prove she is a human.

This is an internet version of the Turing test. A spambot is a program that sends out emails or links (such as in the title text) to simulate a human's writing but contains advertising. This test is called "VK", which stands for Voight-Kampff, which is the machine in Blade Runner which determines human from replicant.

In using the phrase "get tested", the comic is making a pun that refers both to the CAPTCHA test above and the STD or VD test that couples will take to make sure they are physically free of communicable diseases.

The title text includes product advertisements and links, such as an online advertiser may insert into a search results page.

329: Turing Test is another comic dealing with Turing tests/CAPTCHAs.

[edit] Transcript

[Rob is sitting at a computer, typing.]
Rob: I've loved our online chats these past few months, Lisa.
Computer: Me too. I really like you, Rob.
[Rob continues to type.]
Rob: It's just... now and then you mention products you like, and... I worry.
Computer: What? Honey...
[Rob types.]
Rob: Before this goes any further, I think we should go get tested. You know, together.
Computer: You don't trust me?
Rob: I just want to be sure.
[A web browser is open.]
VK Couples Testing
Test ID: 21871138
Waiting...Partner connected.
(A pair of CAPTCHA images)
[You] Library
[Partner] Kittens
Rob: Okay, mine says "library". Yours?
Computer: I... uh...
Rob: Oh god.
Computer: I'm more than a spambot! Our love was real!
Rob: Goodbye, Lisa.
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"I'm more than a spambot! Our love was real!" might suggest that the spambot has actually more self-awareness/feelings than you might expect. -- Arjen 10:35, 28 December 2012 (UTC)

Couples wanting to check themselves can try an implementation of this test at http://vk-couples-testing.appspot.com/ :-) --Mormegil (talk) 15:10, 1 February 2013 (UTC)

Should we consider the name "Lisa" to be important? One of the very first chat-bots was called Eliza. 15:13, 25 February 2013 (UTC)

Don't forget that Apple's first GUI was the Lisa system. (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

I would be happy to see a reference to Philip K. Dick's Voigt-Kampff from his book 'Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?' Since it was written in 1968 and Scott used it as an inspiration to write Blade Runner. Original source and stuff. 22:31, 31 October 2013 (UTC)

Considering what's on panel #2 and #3, I thought that "getting tested" meant those ads that asks to insert your name and your partner's name to check if it's a good relationship. 14:00, 4 January 2014 (UTC)
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