748: Worst-Case Scenario
This comic is a reference to the Deepwater Horizon oil spill that happened in the Gulf of Mexico. Top kill is a reference to a procedure used as a means of regaining control over an oil well that is experiencing an uncontrolled eruption of crude oil. Michael Bay is an American film director known for his over the top special effects and plots.
This comic is a commentary on the state of broadcast journalism and how they are always looking for speculation and voyeurism rather than facts. That they ask if Mr. Bay's proposed firestorm will have any effect on the then-upcoming congressional elections just serves to underline how little the journalists actually care about the damage that has actually been caused.
James Carville is a political commentator who was born and lives in Louisiana, and thus relates to media, politics, and Louisiana at once.
The title text has a reference to Jeff Masters, who is director of meteorology at Weather Underground and Bruce Schneier, who is a world-renowned security expert and has a blog and several books. Vitamin D is a vitamin that the human body can synthesize with the aid of direct sunlight; the joke, "go outside", is Randall accusing us of all being shut-ins.
- [Two reporters, Cueball and Ponytail, point microphones toward a scientist, Megan.]
- Ponytail: Dr. Scientist! The "Top Kill" has failed! What's the worse-case scenario for the gulf?
- Megan: The worst-case scenario is what's happening now.
- Ponytail, out of frame: Yes, but is there any way it could get worse?
- Megan: Sure, but there are real disasters happening now, and you're substituting speculation and voyeurism for the investigative journalism we—
- Ponytail: Screw this! Let's ask Michael Bay.
- [The reporters, now joined by a camerawoman, approach Michael Bay with their microphones.]
- Michael Bay: The worst case? A hurricane tracks into the gulf, whipping the surface of the spill into a frothy mix of oil and air.
- [An alligator-filled conflagration atop a massive ocean wave approaches land.]
- Michael Bay, narrating: As the storm surges through the bayous, sparking power lines ignite the fuel air mixture into a roiling, alligator-filled wall of flame.
- [A map of the gulf coast of Louisiana and southwest Mississippi is depicted with the current routes of the Mississippi and Atchafalaya Rivers highlighted. An arrow indicating a new primary flow of the Mississippi's waters into the Atchafalaya points toward southern Louisiana.]
- Michael Bay, narrating: Plowing northward, the fire hurricane destroys the Old River Control Structure in Concordia, rerouting the Mississippi westward and sweeping Morgan City and the heart of cajun country out to sea.
- Michael Bay: James Carville emerges from the conflagration riding a burning alligator...
- Ponytail, out of frame: Will this affect the midterm elections?
- Michael Bay: Massively.
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