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Moon Armor Index
Astronomers are a little unsure of the applicability of this index, but NASA's Planetary Protection Officer is all in favor.
Title text: Astronomers are a little unsure of the applicability of this index, but NASA's Planetary Protection Officer is all in favor.

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In this comic, Randall hypothesizes a situation in which each planet's moons were converted into protective armor to coat their respective planets. For example, the Moon would coat Earth in a 43 kilometer layer if it were molded into protective armor for the planet. It is unknown how the moons would be converted into armor, but with current technology, this would be highly impractical, if not impossible.[citation needed] It is also unclear how planets such as Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune, which are gas giants and thus have no solid surface, would sustain such a layer of armor, nor is it immediately evident what threat might necessitate such drastic measures. Mars' moons, being small compared to Mars, would make a thinner layer over Mars. Jupiter, being very big compared to its moons, would also have a small layer of "moon" on it. This is similar for Saturn, Uranus and Neptune. Pluto, having a moon (Charon) of a comparable size to its planet, would have a layer thicker than Earth's.

The title text states that astronomers are confused about the idea of protective armor made from moons, but NASA's Planetary Protection Officer, who is responsible for keeping other celestial bodies away from Earth's contamination, is apparently strongly in favor of this idea.

Planet/
dwarf planet
Area (km²) Moons Volume (km³) Moon shield thickness
Earth 5.1007*10^8 1 (21.96*10^9) 43 km (27 mi)
Mars 1.4437*10^8 2 (5695±32)+(1033±19) 5 cm (2 in)
Jupiter 6.1469*10^10 95
Saturn 4.27*10^10 146
Uranus 8.1156*10^9 28
Neptune 7.6187*10^9 16
Pluto 1.7744*10^7 5
Salacia 1
Haumea 8.14*10^6 2
Quaoar 3.78*10^6 1
Gonggong 1
Eris (1.70±0.02)*10^7 1

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[Text above diagram:]

Moon armor index:
How thick the shells around various worlds would be if their moon(s) were converted into protective armor
≈Total moon volume/Planet surface area
[Vertical bars showing "moon armor" thicknesses for the Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, Salacia, Haumea, Quaoar, Gonggong and Eris. Earth's bar has a label named "43 km thick" and is compared to the height of Mt Everest. The zoom in to the Mars' bar has a thickness label of 2" and is compared to a rover wheel over it. Pluto's bar has a label named "(Mostly Charon)".]


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