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		<title>2411: 1/10,000th Scale World</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;162.158.165.166: /* Explanation */ volume (and mass) scale factor is cube of linear scale factor so model volume is 1/1,000,000,000,000 of real volume&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{comic&lt;br /&gt;
| number    = 2411&lt;br /&gt;
| date      = January 13, 2021&lt;br /&gt;
| title     = 1/10,000th Scale World&lt;br /&gt;
| image     = 1_10000th_scale_world.png&lt;br /&gt;
| titletext = OCEAN PLAY AREA RULES: No running, no horseplay, no megatsunamis, and no trying to pry the wreck of the Titanic off the bottom.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Explanation==&lt;br /&gt;
{{incomplete|Created by a 1/10,000TH SCALE WEATHER BALLOON. Please mention here why this explanation isn't complete. Do NOT delete this tag too soon.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Models of large-scale objects (cars, airplanes, etc.) are typically produced at a given scale, given as a ratio between the original object (the first number) and the model (the second number). The same applies to maps and globes. What Randall has here, though, is neither a map nor a model but a seemingly complete copy of Earth, at a 1:10,000 scale. Various features and warnings are labeled.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{w|Miniature parks}}, also known as model villages, are tourist attractions around the world of a scale between 1:9 and 1:72.  For example, the finale of the movie ''{{w|Hot Fuzz}}'' features a battle amongst a miniature of the streets and buildings seen so far in the film.  Normally a miniature park would feature a representation of one geographical location rather than a geologically/technologically accurate depiction of our current planet. Whether or not Randall is aware of it, the reputed [http://www.mapascotland.org/ largest outdoor relief map in the world] is set out at a horizontal scale of 1:10,000.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Real-world phenomena are reproduced at scale, for humorous effect. A real 1/10,000th scale &amp;quot;Earth&amp;quot; would have a diameter of less than a mile, and a surface area of around 2 square miles, the approximate dimensions of a medium-sized asteroid. On such an object, constrained by known physics, there would be no air, standing water, weather, or large magma bodies, and any sort of rough-housing would irrecoverably catapult the visitor into space.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Normally in a miniature model most warnings try to prevent the visitors from accidentally doing something cataclysmic to the model. Likewise, the &amp;quot;ocean play area rules&amp;quot; in the title text tell visitors not to create any {{w|megatsunami}}s, which could conceivably be induced by a cannonball dive. But as digging seems to be discouraged mainly where it causes volcanoes to break out the visitors seem to be given a far greater freedom than usual.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Visitors are also instructed not to try to pry the model of the {{w|wreck of the Titanic}} off the ocean floor.  In our world, the wreck is at a depth of 12,500 feet, which would be 1 foot and 3 inches in Randall's model world.  The Titanic was over 882 feet long, but the ship split in half as she sank, and now lies in two pieces about a third of a mile apart.  Randall's model would have two pieces about a half-inch in size separated by about two inches.  If the models are rusted and sunk in mud just like the real wreck is, trying to pry them loose would certainly damage them, but all of Randall's other rules seem to be about preventing harm to guests, not preventing damage to the model, so maybe he just doesn't want guests bending over and exerting themselves in water where they could slip, submerge their faces, and be at risk of drowning.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Earlier comics illustrating relative scale include [[482: Height]], [[681: Gravity Wells]], [[1276: Angular Size]], [[1389: Surface Area]], and [[1515: Basketball Earth]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!Rule&lt;br /&gt;
!Reason&lt;br /&gt;
!Notes&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Watch out for airliners cruising near shoulder level&lt;br /&gt;
| Unintentional catastrophic damage to air traffic. The damage likely wouldn't be reciprocal: actual airplane speed is very similar to the speed at which a bullet is fired [https://pinchito.es/2019/high-speeds], but 1/10,000 of that is quite slow, on the order of 10 inches / 25 cm per second - which is fortunate, because the aircraft would weigh about half a milligram (1/50000 oz) or more.&lt;br /&gt;
| At this scale, the lowest airliner cruising altitude would be 3 ft or 0.9 m [https://time.com/5309905/how-high-do-planes-fly/#:~:text=Commercial%20aircraft%20typically%20fly%20between,that%20can%20present%20safety%20issues.], shoulder height for a 5-year-old [https://www.disabled-world.com/calculators-charts/height-weight-teens.php]. Scaling the height of the highest plane to ever fly [https://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/columnist/cox/2017/05/28/altitude/102185856/] puts it at 9 ft, which would put it just over the head of the tallest person who ever lived [https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/records/hall-of-fame/robert-wadlow-tallest-man-ever]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Trip hazard: Appalachian Mountains&lt;br /&gt;
| At half a foot tall, the Appalachians could trip visitors who are not being careful.&lt;br /&gt;
| 6684 ft ≈ 0.67 ft in model world&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Do not stand or climb on Mt. Everest&lt;br /&gt;
| One may destroy the model.&lt;br /&gt;
|Also, Everest appears to be rather pointy. Also still a bit steep, so visitors may fall down and hurt themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Caution: Hydro-thermal vents underfoot&lt;br /&gt;
|Hydrothermal vents are extremely hot, which could cause burns to the feet of the viewers&lt;br /&gt;
|Underwater volcanoes and stuff&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Children must be supervised while in the ocean, especially near trenches&lt;br /&gt;
|They might drown.&lt;br /&gt;
|The Challenger Deep is 36,200 feet below the surface; this equates to 3.62 feet in the model world, a depth which small children could conceivably drown in.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Danger: positive lightning! Do not touch cloud tops&lt;br /&gt;
| The cumulonimbus cloud is an electrocution hazard, as Megan is learning the hard way&lt;br /&gt;
| Getting too close to the positive cloud tops risks causing lightning to arc into you down to the negative ground.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Avoid hypoxia by regularly sitting to bring your lungs below the death zone&lt;br /&gt;
| The scale world even has a scale atmosphere, and visitors are cautioned to regularly sit down so they can breathe below the {{w|death zone}}, which is approximately two and a half feet above the surface.&lt;br /&gt;
| The death zone is approximately 8,000 meters above the ground, equating to 0.8 meters or 2.62 feet in the model world. There is also a what if on the subject [https://what-if.xkcd.com/64/].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Do &amp;lt;i&amp;gt;not&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt; dig near Yellowstone&lt;br /&gt;
| Digging up the {{w|Yellowstone Caldera}} could potentially reactivate the {{w|supervolcano}} there.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Please do not smack weather balloons&lt;br /&gt;
| Smacking balloons around can be a fun activity, mostly done by children, but it would be very unfriendly if done to weather balloons.&lt;br /&gt;
| Weather balloons can reach 20 ft in diameter before bursting, corresponding to a 0.6 mm small object at this scale.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Be careful not to step on cities with especially pointy towers, like Toronto, Seattle, and Dubai&lt;br /&gt;
| The {{w|CN Tower}}, the {{w|Space Needle}} and the {{w|Burj Khalifa}} are much taller than they are wide, thus, &amp;quot;pointy&amp;quot;. The Burj Khalifa, the tallest of the three, would stand at 3.2 inches (8.3 cm) at this scale, making it possible to impale one's foot on it when walking&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Empire State Building (aerial view).jpg|right|100px|thumb|Pointy.]] This seems to be exclusively for the visitors' benefit, rather than that of the cities.&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
{{incomplete transcript|Do NOT delete this tag too soon.}}&lt;br /&gt;
[At the top of the image, inside the panel, a large title is floating in the air.]&lt;br /&gt;
RULES&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
For visitors to my 1/10,000th scale world&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
1 meter = 10 km   1 ft = 10,000 ft ~ 2 miles&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[Each of the following rules is written near a character or point of interest on the map.]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[Two small dots with thin lines coming out of them horizontally are in the air near [[Cueball]].]&lt;br /&gt;
Watch out for airliners cruising near shoulder level&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[Small mountains are seen near the left edge of the screen, by Cueball's feet.]&lt;br /&gt;
Trip hazard: Appalachian Mountains&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[Someone is climbing on mountains reaching approximately Cueball's waist.]&lt;br /&gt;
Do not stand or climb on Mt. Everest&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[Under the water, a small bump in the ground expells bubbles.]&lt;br /&gt;
Caution: Hydro-thermal vents underfoot&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[[Science Girl]] stands shoulder-deep in the ocean, peering down into the trench below.]&lt;br /&gt;
Children must be supervised while in the ocean, especially near trenches&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[[Megan]]'s hand is extended, and lightning from the cloud is jumping to her hand.]&lt;br /&gt;
Danger: positive lightning! Do not touch cloud tops&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[Ponytail sits near some mountains, with a dotted line in the air stretching across her forehead.]&lt;br /&gt;
Avoid hypoxia by regularly sitting to bring your lungs below the death zone&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[A blob-shaped thing with wiggly grey texture lines drawn all over is underground.]&lt;br /&gt;
Do &amp;lt;i&amp;gt;not&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt; dig near Yellowstone&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[A second Cueball is jumping in the air, a hand reached back, in position to smack a weather balloon.]&lt;br /&gt;
Please do not smack weather balloons&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[Some very tiny vertical lines extend from the ground.]&lt;br /&gt;
Be careful not to step on cities with especially pointy towers, like Toronto, Seattle, and Dubai&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{comic discussion}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Geography]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Geology]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Illustrations of scale]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Comics featuring Megan]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Comics featuring Ponytail]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Comics featuring Science Girl]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Comics featuring Hairy]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Multiple Cueballs]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=1679:_Substitutions_3&amp;diff=161031</id>
		<title>1679: Substitutions 3</title>
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				<updated>2018-08-10T05:52:18Z</updated>
		
		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;162.158.165.166: /* Table of Substitutions */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{comic&lt;br /&gt;
| number    = 1679&lt;br /&gt;
| date      = May 11, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
| title     = Substitutions 3&lt;br /&gt;
| image     = substitutions_3.png&lt;br /&gt;
| titletext = BREAKING: Channing Tatum and his friends explore haunted city&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Explanation==&lt;br /&gt;
This is the third comic in the [[:Category:Substitution series|Substitution series]] where [[Randall]] has suggested substitutions that will make reading the news more fun. This time it will be even '''more''' fun! But there have been several [[:Category:Substitutions|comics using substitutions]] both before and after these ones.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The series as of 2016:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[1288: Substitutions]] &lt;br /&gt;
*[[1625: Substitutions 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[1679: Substitutions 3]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The title text in original form would be &amp;quot;Scientists explore ancient city&amp;quot;, which most would consider a fairly bland headline. Two days before this comic came out, there was [http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/forgotten-mayan-city-discovered-in-central-america-by-15-year-old-a7021291.html news] that a potential ancient Mayan city had been found by a 15 year old boy through satellite imagery, which may be what Randall was referencing. The Mayan city has now been proven inexistent. Imagining Channing Tatum and his &amp;quot;friends&amp;quot;, and pretending that the city is haunted, provides a much more dramatic setting mirroring many episodes (and later films) of ''Scooby Doo'' featuring a gang of friends (Mysteries, Inc.).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Table of Substitutions===&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot; border=&amp;quot;1&amp;quot; cellpadding=&amp;quot;4&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;border-collapse: collapse;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Original word/phrase !! Meaning !! Substitution !! New meaning&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Gaffe || A social mistake, faux pas || Magic spell || A form of sorcery&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Ancient || Very old || Haunted || Occupied by ghosts, spirits, etc., spooky&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Star-studded || Featuring a lot of popular celebrities || Blood-soaked || Full of blood, or a place where a lot of violent deaths occurred&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Remains to be seen || Unknown as of yet, speculative || Will never be known || Can never be determined, final statement indicating we've given up trying to understand, etc.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Silver bullet || Perfect solution || Way to kill werewolves || In {{w|werewolf}} folklore, a {{w|silver bullet}} was usually the only way to actually kill a werewolf.  The phrase &amp;quot;silver bullet&amp;quot; is usually used to mean something like &amp;quot;perfect solution&amp;quot; &amp;amp;mdash; this substitution suggests the more literal meaning of the phrase.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Subway system || A network of underground tunnels for commuter trains || Tunnels I found || A more personal and colloquial way to refer to underground tunnels, as though they had just been discovered for the first time.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Surprising || Unexpected || Surprising (but not to me) || The speaker/writer claims that everyone else is surprised by something, but he/she had anticipated it all along.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| War of words || Public arguments, smear campaigns, etc. || Interplanetary war || A major conflict involving the civilizations of multiple planets. ({{w|Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy|&amp;quot;Well, that escalated quickly.&amp;quot;}})&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Tension || Anxiety, conflict between people or groups || Sexual tension || Situation in which two or more people attempt to avoid acknowledging being sexually attracted to each other.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Cautiously optimistic || A guarded statement of optimism about a situation || Delusional || Firmly believing something in spite of clear evidence to the contrary&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{w|Doctor Who}} || Popular sci-fi TV series about time travel || {{w|The Big Bang Theory}} || A different TV comedy series about scientifically-gifted and socially awkward friends.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Win votes || To make a politician more popular and more likely to win an election || Find {{w|Pokémon}} || To collect virtual creatures in a popular video game series&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Behind the headlines || Usually, to go into greater depth on a news story || Beyond the grave || To communicate with (or experience) life after death&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Email / {{w|Facebook}} post / {{w|Twitter|Tweet}} || All forms of electronic communication. The last two are forms of social networking. || Poem || An artistic form of writing that usually involves rhyming and meter.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Facebook CEO || At time of writing, {{w|Mark Zuckerberg}} || This guy || Any generic person. Sometimes used in a derogatory fashion, or to refer to one's self.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Latest || The most recent in a series || Final || The last entry in a series (as in, there won't be any more).&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Disrupt || Interrupt, temporarily hinder || Destroy || Make completely inoperable, remove all trace of, etc.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Meeting || A gathering of people to discuss a topic, as in business || Ménage à trois || One or more sex acts performed among three people.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Scientists || A group of people considered authorities in various scientific realms of study || {{w|Channing Tatum}} and his friends || A famous actor and a group of people closely associated with him. The name was likely chosen at random.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| You won't believe || A catchphrase used in &amp;quot;click-bait&amp;quot; headlines to attract attention and traffic || I'm really sad about || A different catchphrase expressing disappointment in the topic&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Real life examples===&lt;br /&gt;
*Remains to be seen ➜ Will never be known&lt;br /&gt;
**[http://english.cri.cn/12394/2016/04/30/4203s926079.htm Japan's Sincerity in Improving Bilateral Ties Will Never Be Known]&lt;br /&gt;
*Cautiously optimistic ➜ Delusional&lt;br /&gt;
**[http://jewishvoiceny.com/index.php?option=com_content&amp;amp;view=article&amp;amp;id=14455:london-jews-cautiously-optimistic-about-first-ever-muslim-mayor&amp;amp;catid=106:international&amp;amp;Itemid=289 London Jews Delusional About First-Ever Muslim Mayor]&lt;br /&gt;
*Silver Bullet ➜ Way to Kill Werewolves&lt;br /&gt;
**[http://moneymorning.com/2016/05/10/why-no-silver-bullet-will-ever-kill-crude-oil/ Why no Way to Kill Werewolves will Kill Crude Oil]&lt;br /&gt;
* Tension ➜ Sexual Tension; Meeting ➜ Ménage à Trois&lt;br /&gt;
**[http://townhall.com/tipsheet/cortneyobrien/2016/05/09/2016-race-roundup-tension-between-trumpryan-ahead-of-thursday-meeting-n2160407 Sexual Tension Between Trump-Ryan Ahead of Thursday Ménage à Trois]&lt;br /&gt;
*Gaffe ➜ Magic Spell&lt;br /&gt;
**[http://www.theguardian.com/politics/blog/2016/may/11/david-cameron-corruption-remark-gaffe Was David Cameron's corruption remark really a magic spell?]&lt;br /&gt;
*Ancient ➜ Haunted&lt;br /&gt;
**[http://gizmodo.com/teen-discovers-lost-maya-city-using-ancient-star-maps-1775735999 Teen Discovers Lost Maya City Using Haunted Star Maps]&lt;br /&gt;
*Star-Studded ➜ Blood-Soaked&lt;br /&gt;
**[http://ewn.co.za/2016/05/11/Woody-Allen-tops-bill-at-star-studded-Cannes-festival Woody Allen tops bill at blood-soaked Cannes Festival]&lt;br /&gt;
*Subway system ➜ Tunnels I found&lt;br /&gt;
**[http://pix11.com/2016/05/09/dhs-releasing-harmless-gas-in-nyc-subway-system-to-test-bioterror-airflow/ DHS releasing harmless gas in NYC tunnels I found to prepare for possible attack]&lt;br /&gt;
*Surprising ➜ Surprising (but not to me)&lt;br /&gt;
**[http://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2016/05/11/476198119/a-surprising-japanese-presence-in-central-ohio A Surprising (But Not to Me) Japanese Presence In Central Ohio]&lt;br /&gt;
*War of Words ➜ Interplanetary War&lt;br /&gt;
**[http://www.thehindu.com/news/cities/Coimbatore/road-caves-in-leading-to-war-of-words-between-aiadmk-and-dmk/article8577830.ece Road caves in leading to interplanetary war between AIADMK and DMK]&lt;br /&gt;
*Tension ➜ Sexual Tension&lt;br /&gt;
**[http://allafrica.com/stories/201605111244.html Uganda: Use Swearing-in to Ease Sexual Tension]&lt;br /&gt;
*Doctor Who ➜ The Big Bang Theory&lt;br /&gt;
**[http://www.themarysue.com/doctor-who-trans-identity/ On The Big Bang Theory and My Struggle With My Trans Identity]&lt;br /&gt;
*Win votes ➜ Find Pokémon&lt;br /&gt;
**[http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/14479510.Jeremy_Corbyn_must_urgently_develop_strategy_to_win_votes__warns_failed_leadership_candidate_Yvette_Cooper/ Labour's Jeremy Corbyn must urgently develop strategy to find Pokémon, warns failed leadership candidate Yvette Cooper]&lt;br /&gt;
*Behind the headlines ➜ Beyond the grave&lt;br /&gt;
**[http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/news/headlines-breaking-stories/411443/behind-the-headlines-the-erev-pesach-story-we-all-should-be-talking-about.html Beyond the Grave: The Erev Pesach Story We All Should Be Talking About]&lt;br /&gt;
*Email / Facebook Post / Tweet ➜ Poem&lt;br /&gt;
**[http://www.cbsnews.com/news/wtae-anchor-and-reporter-wendy-bell-apologizes-for-facebook-post-that-could-be-viewed-as-racist/ TV anchor admits poem about fatal shooting &amp;quot;could be viewed as racist&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
*Facebook CEO ➜ This guy&lt;br /&gt;
**[http://hotair.com/archives/2016/05/10/senator-thune-demands-answers-from-facebook-about-news-bias/ Senator Thune demands answers from this guy about news bias]&lt;br /&gt;
*Latest ➜ Final&lt;br /&gt;
**[http://www.engadget.com/2016/05/11/garmin-forerunner-735xt-running-watch/ Garmin's final running watch tracks your suffering]&lt;br /&gt;
*Disrupt ➜ Destroy&lt;br /&gt;
**[https://news.fastcompany.com/amazon-thinks-it-can-disrupt-youtube-4006719 Amazon thinks it can destroy YouTube]&lt;br /&gt;
*Scientists ➜ Channing Tatum and his friends&lt;br /&gt;
**[http://www.futurity.org/memory-acetylcholine-ptsd-1159862-2/ Channing Tatum and his friends test a way to erase scary memories]&lt;br /&gt;
*You won't believe ➜ I'm really sad about&lt;br /&gt;
**[http://www.komando.com/happening-now/357958/iphone-7-rumor-you-wont-believe-what-it-looks-like iPhone 7 rumor: I'm really sad about what it looks like]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
{{incomplete transcript|Transcripts are also for the blind. Do not include formatting like tables in transcripts.}}&lt;br /&gt;
:[Caption above the panel:]&lt;br /&gt;
:Even More&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;'''Substitutions'''&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
:That make reading the news more fun&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:[A table of words/sentences on the left that change in to those on the left. Between each set of words there is an arrow pointing from right.]&lt;br /&gt;
:{|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;&amp;quot; | Gaffe&lt;br /&gt;
|  ➜&lt;br /&gt;
| Magic spell&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;&amp;quot; | Ancient&lt;br /&gt;
|  ➜&lt;br /&gt;
| Haunted&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;&amp;quot; | Star-Studded&lt;br /&gt;
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| Blood-soaked&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;&amp;quot; | Remains to be seen&lt;br /&gt;
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| Will never be known&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;&amp;quot; | Silver bullet&lt;br /&gt;
|  ➜&lt;br /&gt;
| Way to kill werewolves&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;&amp;quot; | Subway system&lt;br /&gt;
|  ➜&lt;br /&gt;
| Tunnels I found&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;&amp;quot; | Surprising&lt;br /&gt;
|  ➜&lt;br /&gt;
| Surprising (but not to me)&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;&amp;quot; | War of words&lt;br /&gt;
|  ➜&lt;br /&gt;
| Interplanetary war&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;&amp;quot; | Tension&lt;br /&gt;
|  ➜&lt;br /&gt;
| Sexual tension&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;&amp;quot; | Cautiously optimistic&lt;br /&gt;
|  ➜&lt;br /&gt;
| Delusional&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;&amp;quot; | Doctor Who&lt;br /&gt;
|  ➜&lt;br /&gt;
| The Big Bang Theory&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;&amp;quot; | Win votes&lt;br /&gt;
|  ➜&lt;br /&gt;
| Find Pokémon&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;&amp;quot; | Behind the headlines&lt;br /&gt;
|  ➜&lt;br /&gt;
| Beyond the grave&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;&amp;quot; | Email \&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;&amp;quot; | Facebook Post &lt;br /&gt;
|  ➜&lt;br /&gt;
| Poem&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;&amp;quot; | Tweet /&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;&amp;quot; | Facebook CEO&lt;br /&gt;
|  ➜&lt;br /&gt;
| This guy&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;&amp;quot; | Latest&lt;br /&gt;
|  ➜&lt;br /&gt;
| Final&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;&amp;quot; | Disrupt&lt;br /&gt;
|  ➜&lt;br /&gt;
| Destroy&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;&amp;quot; | Meeting&lt;br /&gt;
|  ➜&lt;br /&gt;
| Ménage à trois&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;&amp;quot; | Scientists&lt;br /&gt;
|  ➜&lt;br /&gt;
| Channing Tatum&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; and his friends&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;text-align:right;&amp;quot; | You won't believe&lt;br /&gt;
|  ➜&lt;br /&gt;
| I'm really sad about&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Talk:388: Fuck Grapefruit</title>
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&lt;div&gt;Why are seeded grapes deemed more tasty than seedless grapes? Them seeds taste awful and bitter when you accidentally bite into them. [[User:Davidy22|Davidy22]] ([[User talk:Davidy22|talk]]) 12:22, 14 October 2012 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:This is just my subjective opinion, but the presence of seeds wouldn't affect the tasty-untasty axis, but the difficulty axis. The actual fruit tastes the same, but having to remove the seeds is an issue of eating the fruit. That said, not sure why they're HIGHER on the tasty axis. [[Special:Contributions/162.158.165.166|162.158.165.166]]&lt;br /&gt;
:Yeah! And red apples are clearly more tasty than green (unless you're using them for cooking), and bananas are the tastiest fruit ever! In other words, it's all subjective. (You might argue that the seeds add to the flavour, much like a small amout of fat in meat; obviously the fact that they're less easy implies pulling all the seeds out first to make sure you don't bite one.) [[Special:Contributions/94.0.161.247|94.0.161.247]] 10:34, 28 November 2012 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Seedless grapes (and seedless versions of other fruits) are often considered to be slightly less tasty than their seeded counterparts because a compromise was made: putting all efforts toward being tasty and easy to grow, versus dividing the effort between those and making them seedless. Additionally, some seedless fruits (including certain brands or breeds) are simply less mature versions of their seedless equivalent (this is part of why some bunches of seedless grapes have seeds in many of the fruits, albeit smaller and/or fewer seeds than the seeded equivalent). It's also possible that the y-axis difference between the two was unintentional, but there's enough of a difference that I'm strongly in favor of interpreting it as intentional. [[User:JET73L|JET73L]] ([[User talk:JET73L|talk]]) 17:34, 8 February 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
I disagree with the placement of bananas and pears. They are both really easy and reasonably tasty (although taste is a matter of personal preference).[[Special:Contributions/75.69.96.225|75.69.96.225]] 21:54, 11 March 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Problem is, pomegranates burn calories instead of adding to them. Unless you get pre-picked. There should be a third axis, but alas, with a webcomic, it is not possible. {{unsigned ip|108.162.216.45}}&lt;br /&gt;
Fyi to open a coconut, do not smash a rock against the coconut, smash the coconut against the rock! [[Special:Contributions/193.188.240.138|193.188.240.138]] 14:30, 26 July 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:A rock? Is this a deserted island scenario you're describing? Most households have something called a hammer. [[User:Tharkon|Tharkon]] ([[User talk:Tharkon|talk]]) 03:24, 23 November 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::A hammer? Is this a woodwork shed scenario? ;) A professional coconut opener uses one or two strokes from the blunt side of a machete on the equator of the coconut. I still agree with Randall on the difficulty, though. More specialized equipment is neeeded to separate the copra. And it's not tasty either.[[User:Mumiemonstret|Mumiemonstret]] ([[User talk:Mumiemonstret|talk]]) 09:05, 17 June 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Not unless you eat an Almond Joy! ...Unless you're allergic to nuts that is. In that case, you might never get to try an Almond Joy. (Dang it... now I want one. xD) --[[User:JayRulesXKCD|JayRulesXKCD]] ([[User talk:JayRulesXKCD|talk]]) 15:04, 15 September 2016 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Mounds bar--[[Special:Contributions/173.245.48.89|173.245.48.89]] 03:48, 11 October 2016 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::Well, yes, there's that. The only problem = same with the &amp;quot;beer&amp;quot; comic, dark chocolate isn't that good. Should it be safe to just say we're pretending to like it? Because everyone I know (including me) think it doesn't taste good. --[[User:JayRulesXKCD|JayRulesXKCD]] ([[User talk:JayRulesXKCD|talk]]) 11:12, 11 October 2016 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Is there a program do make charts looking like these? With the little pictures in the chart. [[User:RecentlyChanged|RecentlyChanged]] ([[User talk:RecentlyChanged|talk]]) 13:26, 26 November 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Yes. The program is called &amp;quot;Paper and Pencil; and something to color them.&amp;quot;[[User:SarcasticMoe|SarcasticMoe]] ([[User talk:SarcasticMoe|talk]]) 25:61, 26 November 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
The transcript needs fixing. It is currently inaccurate in places, like, for example, strawberries in the comic are placed below seeded grapes on the tastiness axis, but the transcript says that strawberries are tastier than seeded grapes. Also, the transcript is missing seedless grapes. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.216.45|108.162.216.45]] 03:48, 23 December 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I have changed the transcrip so that the explanation part is removed. And this part I have now added as a table and in this corrected the numbers so strawberries and grapes are in the correct order etc. At the same time I made many other corrections and improvements for the entire explanation. --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 10:22, 12 January 2015 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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While I disagree with the rating in tastyness... Then it is true that bananas is more difficult to start eating than fruit without peel - like pears. However, bananas are very easy to peel! And you do not get sticky as with a fresh pear. I thus think it is easier to eat bananas than pears because of that.[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 07:30, 29 March 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:It's all subjective anyway. I, for example consider bananas to be more tasty than pears. [[User:Tharkon|Tharkon]] ([[User talk:Tharkon|talk]]) 20:09, 8 August 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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The problem with bananas which adds to their difficulty is that you have a rather large peel. You can't get away with just tossing your peel anywhere, too. Someone might slip on them. [[Special:Contributions/173.245.48.181|173.245.48.181]] 19:58, 7 January 2015 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I can't believe nobody has stuck up for the deliciousness of by far the most underrated fruit on this chart, tomatoes. [[Special:Contributions/141.101.105.24|141.101.105.24]] 03:05, 2 February 2018 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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; Guess, what?&lt;br /&gt;
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Coconuts: x=-Little Bigeddon%, y=-Little Bigeddon%. [[Special:Contributions/162.158.93.69|162.158.93.69]] 07:46, 21 February 2018 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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