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		<title>Talk:2723: Outdated Periodic Table</title>
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bang_nucleosynthesis BBN did only produce unstable Berylium-7 with a half-life of 53.22 days. Thus after 30 minutes there was still plenty of Be-7 left.&lt;br /&gt;
--[[Special:Contributions/172.71.160.38|172.71.160.38]] 15:36, 11 January 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;unnilium&amp;quot; is a reference to &amp;quot;unnilunium&amp;quot;, which was the name for Mendelevium (atomic number 101; from &amp;quot;un nil un&amp;quot;, 1-0-1) before it was given a formal name. Therefore the 6th new element referenced, on top of the 4 already in the table, would be #10, or &amp;quot;un nil&amp;quot;, or unnilium.  [[Special:Contributions/172.71.190.132|172.71.190.132]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Pentium&amp;quot; was also the first non-numeric name for the Intel family. Before that, it was the 80486/i486. [[Special:Contributions/172.70.134.195|172.70.134.195]] 16:17, 11 January 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I have a science textbook at home that doesn't have ''any'' elements in a periodic table, though you'd think it should. It has a very nice ''list'' of elements (with dodgy details, e.g. I think at least one of them was later proven to be two separate but tricky to isolate elements), but was written prior to the popularisation of Mendeleev's table. (i.e. post-1869, but not by much!) Now, obviously, I don't want to diss Randall's homour, but I have so few such retro-geeky things I can brag about so I just wanted to mention this in passing. (Also, when I actually did my own chemistry, the lab wall had a PT on it that featured the element &amp;quot;{{w|Dubnium|Hahniun}}&amp;quot;, and some others since replaced/resolved differently. I sometimes still forget myself and refer to the wrong names if I have to answer trivia questions about them ) [[Special:Contributions/172.70.91.127|172.70.91.127]] 23:45, 11 January 2023 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>2719: Hydrogen Isotopes</title>
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| number    = 2719&lt;br /&gt;
| date      = January 2, 2023&lt;br /&gt;
| title     = Hydrogen Isotopes&lt;br /&gt;
| image     = hydrogen_isotopes_2x.png&lt;br /&gt;
| imagesize = 442x250px&lt;br /&gt;
| noexpand  = true&lt;br /&gt;
| titletext = Oops, All Neutrons is also known as Neutral Quadrium, Nydnonen, and Goth Tritium.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Explanation==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{W|Hydrogen}} is the simplest of the chemical atoms, usually consisting of an electron orbiting a lone proton, but with two other naturally occurring {{w|isotope}}s. This comic shows real and humorously fictional forms of hydrogen, generally depicted according the {{w|Discovery of the neutron#Proton–neutron model of the nucleus|Chadwick model}} of the atom; see [[2100: Models of the Atom]] for details.&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
! &amp;quot;Isotope&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
! Real?&lt;br /&gt;
! Description&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Hydrogen&lt;br /&gt;
|Yes&lt;br /&gt;
|Hydrogen-1 is the most common isotope of hydrogen, with one proton and one electron, shown with the electron orbiting the proton. It is also known as protium.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Deuterium&lt;br /&gt;
|Yes&lt;br /&gt;
|{{w|Deuterium}} is the second most common isotope of hydrogen, with one electron and both a neutron and proton in its nucleus. About one of every 6,760 hydrogen atoms in seawater is deuterium. Its chemical symbol is D or [[2614: 2|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;2&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;H]], and it's also called heavy hydrogen or hydrogen-2.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Tritium&lt;br /&gt;
|Yes&lt;br /&gt;
|{{w|Tritium}} is the third most common isotope of hydrogen, with an electron orbiting a nucleus of one proton and two neutrons, for an atomic mass of about three {{w|Dalton (unit)|daltons}}. It is radioactive with a half-life of about twelve years, and is very rare (but not as rare as unbound &amp;quot;instant hydrogen&amp;quot; neutrons.) It's also designated hydrogen-3, with the symbol of T or, more usually, &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;3&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;H.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Ium&lt;br /&gt;
|Only in the lab&lt;br /&gt;
|This is a {{w|free electron}} orbiting around nothing. In line with the naming of the heavier hydrogen isotopes (a prefix designating the number of {{w|nucleons}} is followed by the suffix &amp;quot;-ium&amp;quot;), the lack of a nucleus is designated here by the absence of a prefix.  A free electron will not circle around nothing.  It will, however, react to external electromagnetic fields; and when those fields are suitably configured, such as in a {{w|Penning trap}}, the electron can actually be confined to move &amp;quot;around nothing&amp;quot; in circles or other circulating orbits. &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Wheelium&lt;br /&gt;
|No&lt;br /&gt;
|This fictional form consists of a proton, electron, and neutron orbiting around nothing, shaped similarly to a wheel. The neutron could bind to the proton, but will more likely {{w|Elastic_scattering#Nuclear particle physics|elastically scatter}} away.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Instant hydrogen (ready in 15 minutes)&lt;br /&gt;
|Yes, but rare[https://radioactivity.eu.com/phenomenon/neutronic_radiation]&lt;br /&gt;
|This is just a single neutron. An unbound neutron will decay into a proton, an electron, and an antineutrino, with a mean lifetime of just under fifteen minutes. The proton and electron ''can'' form into a hydrogen atom, but that [https://van.physics.illinois.edu/ask/listing/1207 only happens about four times in a million.] The name is likely a reference to &amp;quot;instant&amp;quot; food such as noodles which are reduced for convenience and can be quickly reconstituted.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Hydrogen (maximum strength)&lt;br /&gt;
|No&lt;br /&gt;
|This fictional isotope consists of a proton, an electron, and what appear to be at least 14 neutrons. This isotope's proton would not be bound to all the neutrons. It would immediately decay by {{w|Nuclear drip line|dripping}} most all of them away, producing a large amount of energy. &amp;quot;Maximum strength&amp;quot; may be a reference to over-the-counter medicines containing the largest quantity of active ingredients permitted.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Oops, All Neutrons&lt;br /&gt;
|Extremely unlikely&lt;br /&gt;
|This fictional form consists of four neutrons, with one orbiting around a group of three. As the existence of {{w|tetraneutron|tetraneutrons}} is still uncertain, their possible configurations are unknown; but considering the known fundamental forces, the depicted configuration is especially unlikely to support a bound state (the only long-range attractive force being gravity). The name is likely a reference to an American breakfast cereal called {{w|Cap'n Crunch#Variations|Oops! All Berries}}.&lt;br /&gt;
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The title text provides three other names: 1. &amp;quot;Neutral Quadrium&amp;quot;: {{w|Isotopes_of_hydrogen#Hydrogen-4|Quadrium}} is the extremely rare artificial isotope hydrogen-4, with a proton and three neutrons.[https://www.chem.ccu.edu.tw/~hu/Web_Lib/articles/Muonium+H2_Science_2011.pdf][https://www.lenr-canr.org/acrobat/GodesRcontrolled.pdf] The proton and electron have been replaced with neutrons. 2. &amp;quot;Nydnonen&amp;quot; is the word &amp;quot;hydrogen&amp;quot; with three consonants replaced by the letter 'n' so it has four of them representing the four neutrons. 3. &amp;quot;Goth Tritium&amp;quot;: All the particles in the depiction are black, resembling typical {{w|gothic fashion}}, and in the same configuration as the particles of tritium.&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
:[Eight drawings of different versions of hydrogen atoms are shown. They are arranged in two rows of four. The depictions use the planetary model version with for instance a negative electron (with a &amp;quot;-&amp;quot; written inside a small circle) orbiting a positive proton (with a &amp;quot;+&amp;quot; written inside a larger circle) and a black neutron depicted as a circle of the same size as the neutron, as in the second atom - Deuterium. Each has a label underneath. Here, they are listed in reading order:]&lt;br /&gt;
:[An electron orbiting a proton:] &lt;br /&gt;
:Hydrogen&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:[An electron orbiting a proton connected with a neutron:] &lt;br /&gt;
:Deuterium&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:[An electron orbiting a proton connected with two neutrons, so they form a triangle:] &lt;br /&gt;
:Tritium&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:[An electron orbiting nothing:]&lt;br /&gt;
:Ium&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:[An electron a proton and a neutron all orbiting on the same circle around nothing. They are placed equidistant from each other forming a large triangle:]&lt;br /&gt;
:Wheelium&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:[A single neutron:] &lt;br /&gt;
:Instant Hydrogen (ready in 15 minutes)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:[An electron orbiting a proton connected with many neutrons, 13 visible with six  touching the proton which are in front. Four more are close to those six and mostly shown and then three are only just visible behind the others. Looking closely there are also two smaller dots near the edge indicating at least two more, for 15 that can be seen. And several more would be behind the visible neutrons if this forms a spherical shape. The electrons orbit just barely goes around the outer neutrons:] &lt;br /&gt;
:Hydrogen (maximum strength)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:[Four neutrons arranged like the particles in Tritium with a neutron orbiting a triangle of neutrons.]&lt;br /&gt;
:Oops, all neutrons&lt;br /&gt;
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{{comic discussion}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Charts]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Physics]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Chemistry]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
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		<title>1681: Laser Products</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;172.70.91.127: Undo revision 303869 by 141.101.102.13 (talk) Missed the idea of a Transcript being (screen-)readable. In fact, my screen shows several unknown characters in there (besides the stars)&lt;/p&gt;
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| number    = 1681&lt;br /&gt;
| date      = May 16, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
| title     = Laser Products&lt;br /&gt;
| image     = laser_products.png&lt;br /&gt;
| titletext = ERRORS: HAIR JAM. COLOR-SAFE CONDITIONER CARTRIDGE RUNNING LOW. LEGAL-SIZE HAIR TRAY EMPTY, USING LETTER-SIZE HAIR ONLY.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Explanation==&lt;br /&gt;
This comic takes three {{w|laser|laser-based}} technologies - laser eye surgery, laserjet printers, and laser hair removal - and conflates them, with humorous results. These are illustrated through reviews by users of the resulting combinations. For the original combinations, the reviews are highly positive. For the new combinations, most are negative, because most of these new &amp;quot;technologies&amp;quot; are ill-conceived and possibly harmful.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''{{w|Laser eye surgery}}''' gets a positive review, since it has successfully corrected the reviewer's vision, so that they no longer require glasses. There are a range of laser eye surgeries to correct near- and far-sightedness, as well as various other conditions. {{w|LASIK}}, one of the more common laser eye surgeries, works by using lasers to cut open the cornea and ablate a small amount of the lens.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Laser eye removal''' would be very painful, and thus the review is negative, stating that the reviewer had read the description incorrectly, likely believing it to be one of the real combinations on the chart. The screams of pain expressed in the review have the humorous implication that the review is being typed directly after the ill-advised procedure, though this may just be an after-the-fact expression of the reviewer's feelings. If they produced the review without aid, this would probably have been made more difficult as a result of the surgery. At least in animal surgery, however,  laser eye removal [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smK0NYUtoqk does exist](WARNING: EXPLICIT).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Laser eye printer''' refers to printing on (or possibly ''of'') an eyeball, which only prompts a disgusted &amp;quot;Eww&amp;quot; response. Both probably can find their applications, either in adding images onto ones eyes or creating artificial eyes for implantation, but would probably be quite disgusting to operate for many people.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Laser jet surgery''' could be performing maintenance on a jet with lasers, which would be potentially dangerous and error-prone{{Citation needed}}. Alternatively, it could mean laser surgery done on a human from a jet aircraft, using a laser mounted to it. The human being operated on could be aboard that aircraft, on another aircraft, or on land: in any case, it does not sound like a safe approach. Another interpretation is that it could refer to surgery using a jet made of lasers, which is even worse, as it would probably cause the entire body to be disintegrated.{{Citation needed}} Yet another interpretation is that the procedure would implant parts of a jet into one's body. The statement's ambiguity may contribute the reviewer's concern, or the reviewer could be nervous over the fact that it would be a very difficult and delicate procedure and trying it could easily go horribly wrong.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Laser jet removal''' appears to be the destruction of jets with lasers, which apparently works, but angered the Federal Aviation Administration, and probably resulted in legal consequences for the reviewer. This could be a reference to [https://www.faa.gov/about/initiatives/lasers/ the real FAA concern] of the many incidents of [http://www.laserpointersafety.com/laser-hazards_aircraft/laser-hazards_aircraft.html people using laser pointers] against aircraft.[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser_Weapon_System &amp;quot;Laser Jet Removal&amp;quot;] actually exists as a military weapon system, though it's primarily meant to be used against jet ''missiles'', rather than jet planes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''LaserJet printer''' is a popular {{w|HP LaserJet|line of Hewlett Packard laser printers}}. {{w|Laser printing}} is a technology which uses a laser to electrically charge a drum so that it collects ink in the form of the image to be printed, before transferring it to paper. The printer seems to work well for the reviewer, as it has been given a positive review.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Laser hair surgery''' turns out to be a fancy name for cutting hair with a laser -- an overengineered, and potentially dangerous, technique for achieving the same results that you could with clippers and scissors. It is rated neutrally, since it did the job, but the reviewer found the name confusing and they disliked the smell of burning hair.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Laser hair removal''' is the {{w|laser hair removal|process}} of destroying hair follicles with bursts of laser light to prevent the growth of unwanted hair. This appears to have been effective for the reviewer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Laser hair printer''' appears to be a bizarre printer that uses hair in place of paper, or perhaps as the construction material for a {{w|3D printing|3D printer}}. Unsurprisingly{{Citation needed}}, this just creates disgusting messes of hair and keeps jamming the printer, resulting in a negative review. The title text extends this joke, giving some common printer error messages amended for the hair printer. A paper jam is when paper gets stuck in the workings of the printer, usually because it was creased, or more than one sheet fed in at once; in the hair printer this becomes a hair jam. An inkjet printer requires replaceable ink cartridges, and when the ink is used up this will usually result in an ink cartridge running low error; the hair printer appears to require cartridges of {{w|hair conditioner}}. As an additional twist, it uses color-safe conditioner, a product intended to prevent the washing out of dye from the users hair; here, it presumably protects the color of the printed image or item. Legal and Letter are {{w|Paper_size#North_American_paper_sizes|paper sizes}} used in North America; apparently, the same terms are used for standard supplies of hair for the hair printer.&lt;br /&gt;
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Laser eye removal has been mentioned before, see the lower right part of the [[1619: Watson Medical Algorithm]] chart.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
:[Heading above the table:]&lt;br /&gt;
:Online Reviews of Laser Products&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:[A three by three table with one word to the far left, from which three lines split out and goes to three words just left of each of the three rows. Above each column is three other words. Below in the table are nine reviews with star rating on a five star scale. The actual rating is indicated with black stars and also use half filled stars in the rating system. The ratings are written in the table in square brackets.]&lt;br /&gt;
:{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot;|&lt;br /&gt;
! ...surgery&lt;br /&gt;
! ...removal&lt;br /&gt;
! ...printer&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!rowspan=&amp;quot;3&amp;quot;|Laser&lt;br /&gt;
! eye...&lt;br /&gt;
| [4 1/2 stars]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;quot;I don't need&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;glasses anymore!&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; || [1/2 star]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;quot;Aaaaaaa! Misread&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;the description!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Aaaaaaaaaaaa!!&amp;quot; || [1 star]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;quot;Eww.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! jet...&lt;br /&gt;
| [1 1/2 stars]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;quot;Too nervous&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;to try it.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; || [2 1/2 stars]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;quot;Effective, but&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;the FAA got&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''really'' mad.&amp;quot; || [4 stars]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;quot;Prints great!&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! hair...&lt;br /&gt;
| [2 1/2 stars]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;quot;Confusing term&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;for haircut.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Burning smell.&amp;quot; || [4 stars]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;quot;Great results!&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; || [1/2 star]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;quot;Disgusting, won't&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;turn off, jams&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;constantly.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{comic discussion}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Charts]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Online reviews]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
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		<title>2715: Pando</title>
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| number    = 2715&lt;br /&gt;
| date      = December 23, 2022&lt;br /&gt;
| title     = Pando&lt;br /&gt;
| image     = pando_2x.png&lt;br /&gt;
| imagesize = 422x372px&lt;br /&gt;
| noexpand  = true&lt;br /&gt;
| titletext = The presents under the tree are actually a single gift connected by an underground ribbon system.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Explanation==&lt;br /&gt;
{{incomplete|Created by a CHRISTMAS PANDA — Please change this comment when editing this page. Do NOT delete this tag too soon.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{w|Pando_(tree)|Pando}} is a {{w|Populus tremuloides|quaking aspen}} tree colony in {{w|Fishlake National Forest}}, Utah. Depending on how you measure[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWAA-SrrFUQ], Pando is the largest living organism on earth, and is thereby also the largest tree on earth. (By dry mass (Weight not including water), Pando is the largest living thing humans have found. There is [https://www.forbes.com/sites/linhanhcat/2019/02/22/largest-organism-in-the-world/?sh=43fdf2a444ac one fungus in Oregon] which may weigh more including water, but that fungus is not a tree)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Pando is a Tree colony, a type of {{w|Clonal colony}} made of trees. Clonal colonies all form from the same seed or other origin, and are all genetically identical. Tree colonies spread using their extensive root system. Under all trees there are {{w|Root|roots}}, which gather nutrients and water from soil. On clonal trees (Such as the Quaking Aspen, Pando's Species), when roots from one tree surface they can form another tree/stalk. This additional stalk is a genetic clone of the original. This clone then grows its own root network, and where they surface they too form more clones. However, crucially, the roots between the clones do not naturally separate, so all clones naturally stay attached. Each clone has a limited lifespan, only a few decades/centuries, but the colony can live for millennia. For example, the only known wild example of {{w|Lomatia tasmanica|''Lomatia tasmanica'', aka King's lomatia,}} is a clonal shrub thought to be at least 43,600 years old, and Pando itself is thought to be around 14,000 years old.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{w|Christmas}} is a celebration on the 25th of December, traditionally celebrating the birth of {{w|Jesus}}, but that festival being built heavily upon pagan traditions[https://chefin.com.au/blog/these-6-christmas-traditions-are-actually-pagan-customs/] and annual social customs, then arguably converted into a far more secular event (with or without rampant consumerism). This comic was published on the 23rd of December, 2 days until Christmas, or [[Christmas Eve Eve]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The concept of a {{w|Christmas tree}}, itself, is rooted&amp;lt;!--No Pun Intended--&amp;gt; in various pre-Christian folkloric traditions and, in the modern era, may be adapted or adopted as required by local and personal circumstances, and need not be an {{w|Evergreen}} fir tree with an angel (or star) atop, but merely any handy plant (or artificial substitute) strewn with such decorations and/or {{w|Christmas lights|lights}} as the owner wishes. Because humans are, well, humans, people and places often compete to hold the record for the largest Christmas tree. At time of publishing (and writing), the tallest Christmas tree is officially a 64.36m (221ft) tall {{w|Douglas fir}} that was displayed in {{w|Northgate Station (shopping mall)|Northgate Shopping Center}}{{Actual citation needed}}, Seattle, WA in 1950[https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/77271-tallest-christmas-tree][https://www.historylink.org/File/21359]. The most widely spread, however, is likely the [https://www.italybyevents.com/en/events/umbria/world-largest-christmas-tree-gubbio/ Christmas tree display] in {{w|Gubbio}}, a town in Umbria, Italy, where hundreds of trees on a mountain face are lit up with light to form a Christmas tree shape. &lt;br /&gt;
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Sidenote: A lot of articles say that the Gubbio tree has a Guinness world record. However, I can't find a citation for that. If anyone can, please add it. That would be appreciated.&lt;br /&gt;
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In this comic, [[Randall]] proposes putting Christmas lights all the way around Pando to turn into (Technically) a Christmas tree. As Pando is the worlds largest tree then, if this plan were to be carried out, it would safely take the record and hold it for quite some time.&lt;br /&gt;
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:[The main comic frame is a profile view of a number of separated trees, of varying heights and maturity, across each of which (of those with sufficient height) has apparently been draped a single chain of decorative lights that goes from off-image at one side to off-image at the other.]&lt;br /&gt;
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:[Inset in the bottom right is a mini-map implicating that these light-linked 'trees' are actually all risers from a single large superorganism (as a shaded complex but contiguous shape labelled &amp;quot;Pando&amp;quot;), the map has a &amp;quot;N&amp;quot;orth pointer, a scale bar indicating the length of &amp;quot;1,000 ft&amp;quot; (approximately a third of the shaded mass's full width) and a convex hull perimeter line tightly fitting the shaded area that has an indicative arrow from a label informing us that its length would be &amp;quot;9,300 ft&amp;quot;.]&lt;br /&gt;
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:[Caption below:] Christmas Science Fact: Pando is approximately 9,300 feet away from being the world's largest Christmas Tree.&lt;br /&gt;
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Who cares about rules? I mean, I'm pretty sure your score won't count according to rules if you bowl from establishment uphill from bowling alley. -- [[User:Hkmaly|Hkmaly]] ([[User talk:Hkmaly|talk]]) 05:36, 15 December 2022 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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If the ball has a diameter of 8.5 inches (multiplied by 2.54 and Pi makes about 67.8cm circumference) the rpm is also limited by the speed of light of the surface (reached at about 6.4x10^9rpm).&lt;br /&gt;
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Please elaborate on how widespread the aforementioned destruction would be. [[Special:Contributions/172.71.154.38|172.71.154.38]] 10:50, 15 December 2022 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: See What-If #1 (https://what-if.xkcd.com/1/) for reference. [[User:Elektrizikekswerk|Elektrizikekswerk]] ([[User talk:Elektrizikekswerk|talk]]) 11:01, 15 December 2022 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Really wide. Really, really wide.[[Special:Contributions/172.70.91.127|172.70.91.127]] 09:49, 19 December 2022 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Randall is clearly overestimating the mass range at which &amp;quot;equipment damage&amp;quot; would occur. Even 10^3 kilos is a //car//. I'm pretty sure that throwing a bowling ball the mass of a car would do a lot of equipment damage. I believe the 10^10 to 10^20 range should be &amp;quot;widespread destruction&amp;quot; (already a category above) and between that and the Schwarzchild mass should be something like &amp;quot;all life on Earth destroyed&amp;quot; because 10^20 kilos is plenty large enough for a global killer asteroid (admittedly its velocity would be much smaller... but still, I don't see how you have 1% of the Moon's mass in bowling ball without wiping out all life on Earth). [[Special:Contributions/172.70.85.175|172.70.85.175]] 11:20, 15 December 2022 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: That's the joke :) The humour is in the understatement [[User:Xseo|Xseo]] ([[User talk:Xseo|talk]]) 11:51, 15 December 2022 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::If the bowling ball is made from material on Earth having 1 % of the Moons mass concentrated in one city but without any speed should not have any wide impact on Earth. Probably alot for those in the city. the gravity changes locally, and surrounding area. But not massive destruction. If 1% of Moons mass was added to Earth I also do not think it would make much difference, as long as it was placed softly on Earth. --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 12:26, 15 December 2022 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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For further edification: A 10^3 kg bowling ball traveling at 10^3 m/s is approximately equivalent to a shell fired from the main battery gun of a battleship. [[Special:Contributions/162.158.159.74|162.158.159.74]] 11:40, 15 December 2022 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Or maybe a cannonball...?[[Special:Contributions/172.70.162.46|172.70.162.46]] 12:56, 16 December 2022 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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The aim graph is wrong, isn't it? I have never practiced bowling, but I am pretty sure I have seen videos explaining that you need to aim on the side, and the spin will bring the ball to strike the pin group with an angle, not head on. [[Special:Contributions/172.71.134.132|172.71.134.132]] 12:26, 15 December 2022 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:It's not clear what the target is in the aim graph. If it's straight down the middle towards the headpin, you're right. But maybe it's aiming towards that optimal curve angle. [[User:Barmar|Barmar]] ([[User talk:Barmar|talk]]) 14:50, 15 December 2022 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: on that note, what is assumed for the other 3 parameters as 1 is changed along the graph? 0? average? optimal? [[Special:Contributions/172.71.22.160|172.71.22.160]] 15:04, 15 December 2022 (UTC)Bumpf&lt;br /&gt;
:considering the whole graph covers everything up to and including facing away from the lane, it could be that the spike &amp;quot;at&amp;quot; 0 degrees encompasses a lot of fine grain control. After all being 5 degrees off center wouldn't show up much in a 360 degree span, but could make a decent difference on where the ball hits within a lane.[[Special:Contributions/172.70.134.96|172.70.134.96]] 15:59, 15 December 2022 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Is there an extra gag in the fact all the numbers are on a logarithmic scale, or is that just so he can get to the absurdist values? [[Special:Contributions/172.68.174.164|172.68.174.164]] 16:52, 15 December 2022 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I would like to know precisely how anybody scores a strike when their ball has 0 RPM!? Y'all playing on ice rinks!? --[[Special:Contributions/172.69.79.185|172.69.79.185]] 00:49, 16 December 2022 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I think &amp;quot;spin&amp;quot; is referring to horizontal spin (along the vertical axis), since &amp;quot;speed&amp;quot; is a separate graph. No spin then just means no curve. [[Special:Contributions/172.71.182.49|172.71.182.49]] 08:19, 16 December 2022 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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At the beginning it references &amp;quot;Ten Pin Bowling&amp;quot; by which I presume the author of that section was referring to &amp;quot;Duck Pin Bowling&amp;quot; which is the major form in the United States.  There is also &amp;quot;Candle Pin Bowling&amp;quot; which is a different class of Ten Pin, but with very differently shaped pins and smaller balls without finger holes and mostly limited to small areas of the Northeast.  Some of the physics is enough different that the curves would vary if they weren't so absurdly scaled already, in that sense the graphs are as applicable to Candle Pin as they are to Duck Pin.  Of course, this is all in the extreme detail that's not really relevant to readers understanding, so I'm not sure if it needs to be explained. [[User:MAP|MAP]] ([[User talk:MAP|talk]]) 05:12, 16 December 2022 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*No, I really meant {{w|ten-pin bowling}}. {{w|Duckpin bowling}} is a variation played regularly in only a few states, and {{w|candlepin bowling}} is yet another variation played in only a few states. But the kind of bowling most widely played in the U.S. is ten-pin bowling. See the respective Wikipedia articles linked in the preceding sentences. --[[Special:Contributions/172.71.254.94|172.71.254.94]] 08:17, 16 December 2022 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I'm surprised Randall didn't include a graph on ball size effect on your chances ;-) --[[Special:Contributions/162.158.129.138|162.158.129.138]] 09:51, 16 December 2022 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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The hovertext excludes setting up pins in a non-standard bowling area.  (such as with kids bowling pins in your living room)  One wonders if this is intentional.&lt;br /&gt;
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I'm not sure I understand why the graph drops in the area of 'equipment damage'.   Do you not get credit for a strike if the pins are all knocked down but the lane is destroyed? {{unsigned ip|172.70.206.92|16:40, 16 December 2022}}&lt;br /&gt;
:A ball too heavy to properly be rolled may damage equipment but not takes down any pins. —[[User:While False|While False]] ([[User:While False/explain xkcd museum|'''museum''']] | [[User talk:While False|talk]] | [[special:Contributions/While_False|contributions]] | [[special:Log/While_False|logs]] | [[Special:UserRights/While_False|rights]] | [https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:While_False&amp;amp;printable=yes printable version] | [https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:While_False&amp;amp;action=info page information] | [https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/Special:WhatLinksHere/User:While_False what links there] | [https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=Special:RecentChangesLinked&amp;amp;days=30&amp;amp;from=&amp;amp;target=User%3AWhile_False related changes] | [https://www.google.com Google search] | current time: {{CURRENTTIME}})  16:51, 16 December 2022 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:...IRTA graph 2 (speed), where the &amp;quot;probability of strike&amp;quot; drops, right into the amorphous &amp;quot;equipment damage&amp;quot; getting reached, not the mass, where it quickly drops to (near-)zero and stays there until the similar cloud.&lt;br /&gt;
:But it is likely much the same reason. An increasingly infeasible speed is going to effect the result. And probably even if you get a direct front-pin hit (or an angle close enough to make for a useful version of a Strike under most circumstances), it conveys forward momentum enough to power the middle-pins straight though and cause a Split (not only not a Strike, but reduces the possibility of making your second shot a plausible Spare).&lt;br /&gt;
:And, by the time you make your parameters actually at a level to cause damage, it no longer has a good Strike Probability value, with the state of the equipment (then the vicinity!) taking over from the original plot. [[Special:Contributions/172.70.162.134|172.70.162.134]] 17:07, 16 December 2022 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::What does IRTA mean?? I can't find a meaningful definition of it anywhere.[[Special:Contributions/108.162.237.194|108.162.237.194]] 22:17, 16 December 2022 (UTC)Bumpf&lt;br /&gt;
:::&amp;quot;I Read That As...&amp;quot;. HTH, HAND. (( &amp;lt;= &amp;quot;Honour To Hastur, His Ascendence Nears Daily&amp;quot; ;) )) 23:22, 16 December 2022 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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It seems like another important data point is direction in relation to the pins. Best chance of success is when you're on the lane side of the pins. Anywhere else, you could still be aiming squarely at the pins, but the ball would have to go through solid objects to hit the pins: walls, machinery, ground... [[User:Mschmitt|Mschmitt]] ([[User talk:Mschmitt|talk]]) 19:46, 17 December 2022 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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