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		<title>1515: Basketball Earth</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;173.245.56.199: /* Black Hat */&lt;/p&gt;
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{{comic&lt;br /&gt;
| number    = 1515&lt;br /&gt;
| date      = April 22, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
| title     = Basketball Earth&lt;br /&gt;
| image     = basketball earth.png&lt;br /&gt;
| titletext = How many points do you get for dunking every basketball in existence at once?&lt;br /&gt;
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==Explanation==&lt;br /&gt;
In this comic [[Cueball]] is repeatedly attempting to make a comparison for the {{w|Earth}}-{{w|Moon}} system; for an Earth the size of a {{w|Basketball (ball)|basketball}}, (24.6&amp;amp;nbsp;cm) the Moon would be 6.7&amp;amp;nbsp;cm, about the size of a some other smaller type of ball.[http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2011/02/24/how-far-away-is-the-moon/] He handily illustrates this with two balls of those sizes that look like the Earth and the Moon. They are invisibly suspended, and—as seems clear from the first row of panels—they are actually the real Moon and Earth shrunk to the relevant size, hence the title ''Basketball Earth''. (This would place Cueball and his &amp;quot;friends&amp;quot; in {{w|God}}-like positions).&lt;br /&gt;
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But, repeatedly, before Cueball can finish with this common type of comparison, he is interrupted and must begin all over again. &lt;br /&gt;
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We never learn which type of ball (if any—it could have been an {{w|apple}}) he would have compared the Moon with. It is not unlikely that he would have mentioned a {{w|Baseball (ball)|baseball}}, but the comparison would be better using a {{w|tennis ball}}. A basketball has an average diameter of 24.6&amp;amp;nbsp;cm&amp;amp;nbsp;(9.7&amp;amp;nbsp;inches) vs.&amp;amp;nbsp;a tennis ball with an average diameter of 6.7&amp;amp;nbsp;cm&amp;amp;nbsp;(2.6&amp;amp;nbsp;inches).  The ratio between a tennis ball and basketball is 0.273, which is the same (to three digits) as the ratio given on the Wikipedia page for the Moon: ''Mean radius 1737.10&amp;amp;nbsp;km&amp;amp;nbsp;(0.273&amp;amp;nbsp;Earths)''. If he used the slightly larger baseball as an example, with an average diameter of 7.4&amp;amp;nbsp;cm&amp;amp;nbsp;(2.9&amp;amp;nbsp;inches), the ratio would be 0.300. Still this would be close enough for demonstrative purposes, as it would be with an apple.&lt;br /&gt;
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It is common to describe the relationship between very large (and very small) objects by analogy to common objects on a more human scale.  Here is a similar example where someone has made a comparison of the sizes of the Solar system based on a [http://www.backwoodshome.com/articles/silveira60.html Sun the size of a basketball]. And here, coming from smaller scales, is an [http://www.infoplease.com/dk/science/encyclopedia/atoms.html#ESCI024ATOMS001  example] that states the following: &amp;quot;Imagine an atom magnified to the size of a football stadium. The nucleus of the atom would be the size of a pea in the centre of the stadium.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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It is almost certainly not a coincidence that today is {{w|Earth Day}}, which is celebrated annually on April&amp;amp;nbsp;22 to demonstrate support for environmental protection.  This seems to be something that [[Randall]] cares about a lot, as he has made several comics demonstrating the need for the human race to begin taking better care of our globe. See, for instance, [[1321: Cold]] and [[1379: 4.5 Degrees]].&lt;br /&gt;
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This comic clearly demonstrates four examples where the inhabitants of Earth did not take care of the well being of our globe, although here on a somewhat grander scale than what individuals can usually do. The typical case is that people did not do this out of bad intentions, but only because they were careless, curious, playful, or just plain stupid.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Interruptions===&lt;br /&gt;
The four interruptions are described below. Each of the four attempts has its own row of four panels in the comic. It is clear from panels one and two in each row that the Basketball Earth is rotating quite fast compared to the time frame of the comic since the {{w|continents}} have moved considerably between frames. It is thus not necessarily the interrupters that have moved the Basketball Earth between frames two and three, except of course in the final interruption. &lt;br /&gt;
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No matter how fast it rotates or whatever happens, we always see the Basketball Earth from the same side, as seen from far above the {{w|Atlantic Ocean}}. We can see the continents of the {{w|Americas}} as well as {{w|Africa}} and sometimes part of {{w|Europe}}, all of which are the borders for this ocean.&lt;br /&gt;
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It seems most likely that Cueball starts all over every time, with a completely fresh and new Earth-Moon system, since they look the same regardless of the catastrophe befalling the prior Basketball Earth, and the interruptions—the second especially—would be difficult to reverse. We can thus suppose that there is still &amp;quot;normal&amp;quot; life going on for each Basketball Earth before the interruption. This life will most likely completely perish for all of the last three cases.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Black Hat====&lt;br /&gt;
In the first interruption, [[Black Hat]] comes in and is amazed by this cool floating globe. Of course, being Black Hat, he has to prod this nice globe with a digit. But by putting his finger into one of the oceans of this &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; Basketball Earth without a second thought, he apparently generates a {{w|megatsunami}} that rolls in over an unidentified city with skyscrapers, utterly dwarfed by a breaking wave. &lt;br /&gt;
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This is similar to a scene in &amp;quot;{{w|Men in Black II}}&amp;quot; where K messed with a globe that actually is a small planet, and his finger become visible in the sky of its inhabitants.  It is also reminiscent of {{w|Deep Impact (film)|Deep Impact}} in which a meteor strike causes exactly such a tsunami to hit the {{w|East Coast of the United States}}.  Since Black Hat puts his finger down in the Atlantic Ocean, the tsunami would hit all bordering coastlines.  Since the coast seems to be an eastern coast (assuming a vantage point of South --&amp;gt; North), and because Randall lives there, the city could be {{w|New York City}} or {{w|Boston}} or one of the other large US cities on the East Coast.  Of course, the wave would also affect the coast line (far into land) for all the other continents.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Megan====&lt;br /&gt;
The second interruption occurs when [[Megan]] arrives and pours liquid (perhaps water) from a sports {{w|water bottle}} onto the Basketball Earth, seemingly flooding its entire surface.  This would cause {{w|List of flood myths|extensive flooding}}, almost certainly extinguishing all land-dwelling life. The most famous somewhat analogous situation is from the {{w|Bible}} in the {{w|Genesis flood narrative}} about {{w|Noah's Ark}}. This time, however, the deluge is from the ocean, not rain, and the life in the sea may also perish due to the change in the constitution of the sea.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- And water-life that got hit with salinity/temperature/pressure variations that it couldn't adapt to or avoid. --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- Also In my original edit-conflicted version, I mentioned the Waterworld movie, but maybe that's best forgotten. ;) --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- And I would have liked to have added wording about &amp;quot;local gravitational pull&amp;quot; acting as if a model... if that doesn't bring up larger questions about the tidal forces experienced upon Basketball Earth  by the proximity and movement of Cueball's head and rest of body, by such standards...--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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====Cat====&lt;br /&gt;
In the third interruption a cat walks into shot and then playfully attacks the Basketball Earth rolling around with it like it would do with a ball of {{w|yarn}} (see real life example in [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1rTAI2aExI this video]). &lt;br /&gt;
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The people living upon this Basketball Earth would experience cataclysmic events far greater than Blackhat's digital prodding caused, especially as the Basketball Earth is no longer suspended and was thus taken &amp;quot;out of its orbit&amp;quot; and will eventually hit the floor very hard. One way or another, that will surely cause (undepicted) disasters of tremendous magnitude.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Ponytail====&lt;br /&gt;
In the fourth and final interruption, [[Ponytail]] uses Basketball Earth as an actual basketball. She comes running by Cueball, grabs the Basketball Earth, probably bouncing it off the floor while {{w|Dribbling#Basketball|dribbling}} towards the {{w|Backboard (basketball)|basketball hoop}} where she actually jumps in an attempt to {{w|Slam dunk|dunk}} the Basketball Earth.  This would ''not'' be good for any residents of Basketball Earth; the combined pressure, movement, and impact damage from this simple sequence would surely kill off all life on Basketball Earth.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Title text====&lt;br /&gt;
This simile-callback is continued in the title text with the idea that &amp;quot;every basketball in existence&amp;quot; (i.e., every basketball upon the Basketball Earth, as well as the Basketball Earth itself) is counted towards the score from a single dunking.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Randall may or may not know exactly how many basketballs there are, perhaps through research for some [[what if?]] question or other research, but almost certainly assumes that there are no extraterrestrial basketballs ''not'' on Basketball Earth.  But there might be some question about whether the Basketball Earth's own sub-scale basketballs fall within the regulations. Barring any unknown basketballs, the total would be approximately 40 million points.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- Had originally considered referencing a pun like &amp;quot;Search for Extra-Terrestrial Basketball&amp;quot;, c.f. SETI, but this is surely already getting too long and boring an explanation... --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
:[Cueball is standing next to a floating Basketball Earth indicating it with his left hand. The continents are clearly visible as seen from above the Atlantic Ocean. This remains the same all through the comic, except that the Basketball Earth rotates a bit from frame to frame.]&lt;br /&gt;
:Cueball: If the Earth were the size of a basketball,&lt;br /&gt;
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:[Cueball is now indicating, with his right hand, a small pockmarked moon (also floating), in the correct proportions (size and distance) to the Basketball Earth, which is on his other side. Black Hat walks into the panel towards Earth.]&lt;br /&gt;
:Cueball: The Moon would be—&lt;br /&gt;
:Black Hat: Hey, cool!&lt;br /&gt;
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:[Black Hat is touching the Basketball Earth with a digit.]&lt;br /&gt;
:Cueball: Um.&lt;br /&gt;
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:[In the next scene we see a megatsunami on the verge of crashing down onto a coastal city with skyscrapers. The A's are cut of on each side of the panels frames, i.e. they begin outside and finishes outside the frame.]&lt;br /&gt;
:Aaaaaaaa&lt;br /&gt;
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:[Back to Cueball standing with the Basketball Earth in the same position as the first panel.]&lt;br /&gt;
:Cueball: Let's try that again. If the Earth were the size of a basketball,&lt;br /&gt;
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:[Same situation as when Black Hat walked in, except now it is Megan that walks into the frame towards the Basketball Earth holding a sports water bottle.]&lt;br /&gt;
:Cueball: The Moon would be—&lt;br /&gt;
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:[Megan squirts the Basketball Earth with the liquid in her water bottle while Cueball just stands watching with the Moon behind him].&lt;br /&gt;
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:[Megan just walks away while Cueball stares at his &amp;quot;water&amp;quot; Basketball Earth where the continents have disappeared completely beneath the liquid.]&lt;br /&gt;
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:[Back to Cueball standing with the Basketball Earth in the same position as the first panel.]&lt;br /&gt;
:Cueball: If the Earth were the size of a basketball,&lt;br /&gt;
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:[Same situation as when Black Hat walked in, except now he spots a cat coming into the frame from the left.]&lt;br /&gt;
:Cueball: The Moon— would…&lt;br /&gt;
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:[While Cueball watches with the Moon behind him, the cat jumps at the Basketball Earth.]&lt;br /&gt;
:Cat: Mrowl! &lt;br /&gt;
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:[Cueball continues to watch while the cat rolls around playing with the Basketball Earth as if it was a ball of yarn.]&lt;br /&gt;
:Cat: Rrrrr&lt;br /&gt;
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:[Back to Cueball standing with the Basketball Earth in the same position as the first panel.]&lt;br /&gt;
:Cueball: If the Earth were the size of a basketball,&lt;br /&gt;
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:[Same situation as when Black Hat walked in, except this time it is Ponytail who enters the frame at a run coming from the left.]&lt;br /&gt;
:Cueball: The Moon would, uh…&lt;br /&gt;
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:[While Cueball watches with the Moon behind him, Ponytail has grabbed the Basketball Earth and is dribbling it out of the frame, still running.]&lt;br /&gt;
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:[Zoom out from Cueball who continues to watch while Ponytail reaches a basketball hoop and jump towards it with the Basketball Earth, obviously in an attempt to make a slam dunk.]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>1511: Spice Girl</title>
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| number    = 1511&lt;br /&gt;
| date      = April 13, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
| title     = Spice Girl &lt;br /&gt;
| image     = spice_girl.png&lt;br /&gt;
| titletext = Haha, you'll see!&lt;br /&gt;
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==Explanation==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Incomplete|Seriously, way more text needs to be added}}&lt;br /&gt;
Randall is making a statement against internet quizzes, such as [http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/which-spice-girl-are-you#.gbkv2p3jDX 'What Spice Girl Are You?'] as if they were being shouted through a post-apocalyptic door by an angry crowd. If these messages were said at a charged time, the stakes would be higher and each word would be fraught with dangerous meaning.&lt;br /&gt;
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The title text refers to lyrics from the Spice Girls' debut single &amp;quot;Wannabe&amp;quot;:&lt;br /&gt;
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: So, here's a story from A to Z&lt;br /&gt;
: You wanna get with me, you gotta listen carefully&lt;br /&gt;
: We got Em in the place who likes it in your face&lt;br /&gt;
: You got G like MC who likes it on a...&lt;br /&gt;
: Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady&lt;br /&gt;
: '''And as for me, haha, you'll see!'''''&lt;br /&gt;
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These lyrics function as a little introduction to the then less well known Spice Girls, with the final line taking a threat-like tone in this new context. It probably doesn't help that the Spice Girl who sung this verse was Scary Spice.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
:[Cueball is trying to barricade a door with his own body and Megan loading a shotgun behind some sort of box]&lt;br /&gt;
:'''''THUMP THUMP'''''&lt;br /&gt;
:Offscreen, from behind wall: Which Spice Girl Are You?!&lt;br /&gt;
:Offscreen, from behind wall: The merciful one, or the one who started this war?&lt;br /&gt;
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:Footer: When I see those quiz titles, I like to imagine they're being shouted through a door in a postapocalyptic dystopia.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{comic discussion}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Talk:1460: SMFW</title>
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&lt;div&gt;Reading this is like listening to the video of that lady who imitates the sound patterns of different languages, but without actually saying any real words! --[[User:Elipongo|Elipongo]] ([[User talk:Elipongo|talk]]) 05:34, 15 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:link? -- [[User:Brettpeirce|Brettpeirce]] ([[User talk:Brettpeirce|talk]]) 15:41, 15 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcvlxivscw [[Special:Contributions/199.27.130.192|199.27.130.192]] 19:56, 15 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:No. It's absolutely '''nothing''' like that. If this were reddit I'd downvote you. --[[Special:Contributions/173.245.54.180|173.245.54.180]] 19:18, 16 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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It would sound more natural if it were &amp;quot;''SMFW '''as''' an acronym almost makes sense''&amp;quot;.  Is the fact that &amp;quot;as&amp;quot; was omitted from that sentence supposed to give us a hint as to what &amp;quot;SMFW&amp;quot; might mean? [[User:Nicksh|Nicksh]] ([[User talk:Nicksh|talk]]) 07:16, 15 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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: As &amp;quot;the Internet is for porn&amp;quot;, in many contexts SFW, lit. Safe for Work, can be taken to mean sex-free content, while NSFW, Not Safe for Work, would mean sex-positive content, then SMFW might be interpreted to me SM For Work, where SM would be humorously interpreted as some graphically explicit sex-positive content, perhaps SadoMachoism, which outside of paperwork is generally classified NSFW. [[Special:Contributions/199.27.133.29|199.27.133.29]] 10:31, 15 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:: And &amp;quot;wtfw it's like smho tbfh, imdb.&amp;quot; might be a defensive reaction to those what would not find humour of SM For Work. &amp;quot;what the fooking wut? It's like stick my humble opinion, to be fooking honest, in my dead body. (or database).&amp;quot; [[Special:Contributions/199.27.133.29|199.27.133.29]] 10:38, 15 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:: Additional evidence of SM For Work, would be the posture in the task chair with respect to the desk and laptop (hunched over, feet not resting on ground, etc) seems the opposite of ergonomic advice which might lead to muscle strain, pain and fatigue -- the type of unsexy, self-inflicted torments that workers do to themselves &amp;quot;for work&amp;quot; {{unsigned ip|199.27.133.29}}&lt;br /&gt;
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: &amp;gt;It would sound more natural&lt;br /&gt;
: You're missing the whole point. It's not ''supposed'' to sound natural. It's supposed to look strange and confuse you. That's the joke. --[[Special:Contributions/173.245.54.180|173.245.54.180]] 19:20, 16 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I thought it was simply 'Save Me From Work' - being unhappy at work is common, and using the internet as a distraction from work is common as well. - So sending a quick message to a friend &amp;quot;SMFW&amp;quot; is a request for them to send you a link or other internet distraction, or otherwise help you come up with an excuse to not be productive. {{unsigned ip|108.162.221.206}}&lt;br /&gt;
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I thought of So Much For Work as a possible meaning. {{unsigned ip|173.245.50.178}}&lt;br /&gt;
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SMFW: Single Mode Fiber Waveguide	* {{unsigned ip|108.162.216.39}}&lt;br /&gt;
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I think &amp;quot;SMFW&amp;quot; is a mixture of SMF and MFW: &amp;quot;So Much Fun When&amp;quot;. It fits the sentence. The only thing is that Cueball doesn't look like he's having fun.&lt;br /&gt;
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Smoke more fucking weed could be a replacement for something like &amp;quot;Bloody hell&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Shit the bed&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Special:Contributions/141.101.98.252|141.101.98.252]] 09:05, 15 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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So why doesn't &amp;quot;xkcd&amp;quot; appear on the acronyms list? --[[User:Koveras|Koveras]] ([[User talk:Koveras|talk]]) 09:47, 15 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Because xkcd isnt an acronym. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.216.61|108.162.216.61]] 09:56, 15 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I would like to add STFW (&amp;quot;Search the fucking web&amp;quot;, [http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/STFW]) as an acronym that SMFW is close to (same except for the second letter)...but there might be enough examples? [[User:Aquaplanet|Aquaplanet]] ([[User talk:Aquaplanet|talk]]) 11:07, 15 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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SMFW makes perfect sense. Shaking my face when (SMH+MFW) an acronym almost makes sense. {{unsigned|Sederts}}&lt;br /&gt;
:Seconded, &amp;quot;Shaking my face when&amp;quot; seems to be the best decryption so far... [[Special:Contributions/108.162.219.249|108.162.219.249]] 23:12, 15 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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See My Face When an acronym almost makes sense... makes perfect sense. [[Special:Contributions/141.101.99.4|141.101.99.4]] 13:26, 15 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;So Much Frustration When an acronym ''almost'' makes sense.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
: +1 --  [[User:Brettpeirce|Brettpeirce]] ([[User talk:Brettpeirce|talk]]) 15:44, 15 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: I'd also like to add in my +1 on this -- [[Special:Contributions/108.162.216.188|108.162.216.188]] 19:39, 15 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: +1 [[User:Ursushoribilis|Ursushoribilis]] ([[User talk:Ursushoribilis|talk]]) 15:33, 21 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;What to feel when it's like some message has only to be f...ing hashtags, is mostly deep bafflement.&amp;quot; [[User:Ackegard|Ackegard]] ([[User talk:Ackegard|talk]]) 14:35, 15 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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None of these are acronyms. [[Special:Contributions/199.27.128.115|199.27.128.115]] 14:55, 15 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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So Much F*cking Want. So, uh. Yeah. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.237.124|108.162.237.124]] 15:10, 15 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Small Men Fear Women [[Special:Contributions/108.162.216.39|108.162.216.39]] 15:27, 15 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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So Many Fucking Ways an acronym almost makes sense. Makes sense to me. {{unsigned ip|108.162.230.209}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Staring, Mildly Frustrated When...? [[User:Kirdneh|Kirdneh]] ([[User talk:Kirdneh|talk]]) 17:50, 15 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;SMHO&amp;quot; could also be related to &amp;quot;LMHO,&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Laughing My Head Off.&amp;quot; So, &amp;quot;Shaking My Head Off&amp;quot;? Something that makes you shake your head so hard it might fall off? [[User:Shanek|Shanek]] ([[User talk:Shanek|talk]]) 16:12, 15 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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SMFW is an initialism. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.230.131|108.162.230.131]] 16:45, 15 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;pedantic&amp;gt;Initialisms are only acronyms when they can be pronounced &amp;lt;/pendantic&amp;gt;  [[User:Sideshowtanley|Sideshowtanley]] ([[User talk:Sideshowtanley|talk]]) 17:16, 15 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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: smif-whaa? (smfw) wha-ti-fuh? (wtf) zik-cid? (xkcd) Can be pronounced or intended to be pronounced? Two very different things. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.216.64|108.162.216.64]] 01:47, 16 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I was thinking &amp;quot;So M*therf*cking what?&amp;quot; as the meaning for the acronym, but Randall is more arcane than that :) [[Special:Contributions/173.245.49.148|173.245.49.148]] 17:49, 15 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Social Media Forum Warrior&amp;quot; is what came to my mind. I may have been on the internets for too long. [[Special:Contributions/141.101.104.137|141.101.104.137]] 19:22, 15 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Could be an example of a stacked acronym with an acronym recursively nested in an acronym.  Or it could be a portmanteau of two acronyms.  Is there a term for a portmanteau of two acronyms?  Portmonym?  Acmanteau? --[[User:Gbleck|Gbleck]] ([[User talk:Gbleck|talk]]) 19:31, 15 December 2014 (UTC)gbleck&lt;br /&gt;
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It's not meant to make sense. It's a play on acronyms not making sense. It is a single statement in a single sentence, but the play is on the fact that the acronym doesn't make sense. {{unsigned ip|141.101.98.207}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Smacks My Face When an acronym almost makes sense. {{unsigned ip|108.162.238.160}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Two things - 1) these are all abbreviations, not acronyms - no-one goes around saying &amp;quot;Smfw&amp;quot; - they'd say &amp;quot;S.M.F.W.&amp;quot;; 2) WTFW is &amp;quot;whatever the fuck works&amp;quot; - used quite often on a couple of forums I've been on. [[User:Grutness|Grutness]] ([[User talk:Grutness|talk]]) 23:11, 15 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: I think there are two different, valid definitions of acronyms.  Personally the first &amp;quot;acronym&amp;quot; I think of as an example is ATM machine, which you're saying is an abbreviation.  I guess some people draw the line if it uses the initials of words, and other draw the line at being pronounced. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.215.187|108.162.215.187]] 12:45, 16 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Of course you're suffering from RAS Syndrome when you say &amp;quot;ATM Machine&amp;quot;, anyway, whatever you call it. [[Special:Contributions/141.101.98.245|141.101.98.245]] 13:17, 17 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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TDEMSYR!!! [[Special:Contributions/141.101.89.217|141.101.89.217]] 10:03, 16 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Maybe “SMFW” could mean “So Much Fun When” — wait, that makes too much sense.  [[User:Jolbucley|Jolbucley]] ([[User talk:Jolbucley|talk]]) 02:28, 17 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I thought it meant &amp;quot;So Much For Work&amp;quot; Something I would mutter to myself when distracted by XKCD [[Special:Contributions/108.162.250.222|108.162.250.222]] 04:54, 17 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Couldn't SMFW mean &amp;quot;Sorta My Face When&amp;quot;?&lt;br /&gt;
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PCMCIA! (People cant memorize computer industry acronyms). SMFW... Somewhat Mediocre For Work? Specialy Mindbogling For Work? Super Mario Friday Workout? Something Might Fall When? Streets Must Freeze Wednesdays! Should Mum Fry Warderobe? Show Me Fried Wintercoat! Steve Must Find Wholesaler. (for fried wintercoat, indeed). So Many &amp;quot;Friction&amp;quot; Words! Should Maybe First... Whatever. Somewhat Memorable First Words? So, Maybe, Fire Works. Sh!t May Fly Wherever. (And I refuse to write down the more NSFW options)   -[[Special:Contributions/173.245.53.234|173.245.53.234]] 21:32, 17 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;(if one discounts IMDB, which is only there to make an already obnoxious sentence completely absurd)&amp;quot; I actually think it's who the message is addressed to, compare &amp;quot;WTF, NSA?&amp;quot;. The message then expresses incredulous disappointment in something IMDB, or more likely the user base, did (like a 1-star review for Firefly). [[Special:Contributions/141.101.104.136|141.101.104.136]] 11:42, 18 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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You guys are all missing the obvious meaning: &amp;quot;'''S'''o '''M'''any '''F'''eel(ing)s '''W'''hen an acronym almost makes sense.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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I interpreted it as &amp;quot;Show Me Five Ways&amp;quot;. [[Special:Contributions/173.245.54.204|173.245.54.204]] 04:25, 3 January 2015 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Some Mother Fucking Way {{unsigned ip|108.162.215.192}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Well, MFW can mean &amp;quot;motherfucking win&amp;quot;, so my first thought was &amp;quot;such motherfucking win&amp;quot;. [[Special:Contributions/141.101.98.211|141.101.98.211]] 19:14, 24 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Acronym &amp;lt;&amp;gt; Initialism. {{unsigned ip|108.162.216.95}}&lt;br /&gt;
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SMFW could also be &amp;quot;So Much Fucking Work&amp;quot;.[[Special:Contributions/173.245.56.199|173.245.56.199]] 15:16, 15 January 2015 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Talk:1438: Houston</title>
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&lt;div&gt;A commentary on the nature of outsourced helpdesks, perhaps?  Although, IME, the problems are more due to 'sticking to a script' (which would have given an entirely different exchange) rather than an unknowledgable and casually uninterested 'service'-person. [[Special:Contributions/141.101.98.247|141.101.98.247]] 05:15, 24 October 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I think this is the idea behind the comic too. Kind of like a &amp;quot;What if it had happened today?&amp;quot; It sure sounds like the kind of hotline support we get today. [[User:Deantwo|Deantwo]] ([[User talk:Deantwo|talk]]) 10:29, 24 October 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::I agree. This is definitely comparison between the original mission control center and current outsourced helpdesk centers. Although it would be interesting to know what specific incident caused Randal to comment on it. -- [[User:Hkmaly|Hkmaly]] ([[User talk:Hkmaly|talk]]) 12:28, 24 October 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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What is going on is this strip? Usually it's a reference to something or a commentary, but I don't get it at all. [[User:Cheeselover724|Cheeselover724]] ([[User talk:Cheeselover724|talk]]) 05:32, 24 October 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I think I figured out enough of it to remove the &amp;quot;incomplete&amp;quot; tag. This is definitely one of the weird ones. [[User:Shachar|Shachar]] ([[User talk:Shachar|talk]]) 06:02, 24 October 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Reference to Continuum? (Canadian sci-fi show)&lt;br /&gt;
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Ebola?  Really?  Where is that..what?  [[Special:Contributions/173.245.49.79|173.245.49.79]] 09:34, 24 October 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I agree, there is no evidence to back up the ebola reference. [[User:Djbrasier|Djbrasier]] ([[User talk:Djbrasier|talk]]) 09:36, 24 October 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, I took it to refer to people being distracted on the phone in general (hence the title text) or generally not taking their jobs serious.  Maybe the idea that for NASA, space travel has become so routine that mission control is no longer as engaged in the missions.  [[User:Djbrasier|Djbrasier]] ([[User talk:Djbrasier|talk]]) 09:38, 24 October 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Perhaps the guy answering the phone is called &amp;quot;Houston&amp;quot;? A misplaced Skype call from a rather shell shocked astronaut? {{unsigned ip|141.101.99.111}}&lt;br /&gt;
:But then it wouldn't make sense, that he says he's at work.--[[Special:Contributions/173.245.49.29|173.245.49.29]] 13:36, 24 October 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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There are a LOT of anachronisms, or things that don't match the way things were back in the 1960's, not just the flat screens. (And I do still remember the sixties, despite &amp;quot;if you can remember the sixties, you wern't really there&amp;quot; - a reference to the drug scene.) We didn't say &amp;quot;cool&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;you suck at doing that&amp;quot; back then, and it's very unlikely that communications with the mission and a simple telephone call would be selectable from the same headset, and the michrophones on headsets were larger and probably had dangling wires back then. --[[User:RenniePet|RenniePet]] ([[User talk:RenniePet|talk]]) 13:22, 24 October 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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It could be a commentary on privatizing space travel by NASA (among others to Boeing). Would explain, why Cueball knows it's a &amp;quot;airplane or whatever&amp;quot;.--[[Special:Contributions/173.245.49.29|173.245.49.29]] 13:36, 24 October 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I understand it's a reference, but is this supposed to actually be the Apollo 13? I understood it was just another mission happening today. I find the anachronism explanation nonsensical. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.212.211|108.162.212.211]] 13:57, 24 October 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;At first glance, this comic appears to be an &amp;quot;alternate reality&amp;quot; view at what could happen today, given that most people in the XXI century seem to suffer ADD.&amp;quot; I don't think that we can assume this at all. Also, that's not what ADD is. [[User:Lomky|Lomky]] ([[User talk:Lomky|talk]]) 14:16, 24 October 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Yeah.  I think it's far more clear that Randall's commenting on unhelpful tech support than anyon'es short attention span.   I've edited the explanation above. [[Special:Contributions/199.27.128.146|199.27.128.146]] 15:34, 24 October 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Did Randall have a bad experience with a call center operator? [[User:Condor70|Condor70]] ([[User talk:Condor70|talk]]) 14:38, 24 October 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Can someone explain why this is supposed to be funny?  The explanation page doesn't quite get there.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>1419: On the Phone</title>
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| number    = 1419&lt;br /&gt;
| date      = September 10, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
| title     = On the Phone&lt;br /&gt;
| image     = on_the_phone.png&lt;br /&gt;
| titletext = 'No idea what I was thinking! Haha! But anyway, maybe we should check out what this Ba'al guy has to say.'&lt;br /&gt;
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==Explanation==&lt;br /&gt;
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Megan is wandering around the house, and discovers things which have been left in strange places, or arranged in piles.&lt;br /&gt;
On questioning an out-of-panel person (presumably [[Cueball]]), he responds that he tends to pick things up and fiddle with them while on the phone.&lt;br /&gt;
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Fiddling with objects, doodling on the nearest surface, or otherwise getting distracted are fairly common habits which many people can probably relate to.&lt;br /&gt;
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The final panel takes this to the extreme, where an obelisk inscribed with worrying prayers to 'Ba'al, The Soul-Eater' has been erected in the garden. &lt;br /&gt;
Ba'al the Soul-Eater is also in the title-text of [[1246: Pale Blue Dot]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
[Megan is standing looking off-panel in one direction and pointing in the other.]&lt;br /&gt;
: Megan: Why is there a teapot in the bathroom?&lt;br /&gt;
: Off-panel voice: Sorry. When I'm on the phone I always zone out and pick stuff up and carry it around.&lt;br /&gt;
[Megan is in front of an open fridge. She holds a hammer.]&lt;br /&gt;
: Megan: There's a hammer in the fridge.&lt;br /&gt;
: Off-panel voice: Another phone call. I was just fidgeting.&lt;br /&gt;
[Megan walks through small, curious towers of household objects: &lt;br /&gt;
first tower have lightbulb on one book, &lt;br /&gt;
second tower have blender on three books, &lt;br /&gt;
third tower have uh six books ?, &lt;br /&gt;
last tower have two tennis ball on three books]&lt;br /&gt;
: Megan: Did you put all our stuff in weird stacks?&lt;br /&gt;
: Off-panel voice: Long call. Sorry.&lt;br /&gt;
[Megan, outside, looks up at a large straight-sided object]&lt;br /&gt;
: Megan: ...Why is there a giant obelisk in the backyard?&lt;br /&gt;
: Off-panel voice: Phone again. My bad.&lt;br /&gt;
: Megan: It's carved with prayers to &amp;quot;Ba'al, the Soul-Eater.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
: Off-panel voice: Haha! I'm so absentminded.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{comic discussion}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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