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| title = Indecision<br />
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| titletext = "Hey, I don't make the rules. It's in the book."<br />
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==Explanation==<br />
Two friends have apparently been sitting around for more than an hour and have not yet settled on something to do. Thus, one grabs some sort of all-encompassing rule book that offers a solution. {{w|Crisco}} is a brand of shortening. In this instance it's implied that it's being used as a sexual lubricant.<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
:First Guy: So what do you want to do?<br />
:Second Guy: Still no ideas.<br />
:First Guy: Wait, I think there's a rule about this.<br />
:[First Guy goes to bookshelf and removes a book called "Rules"]<br />
:[The book of rules is opened to the following:<br />
:RULE social.b.99.1<br />
:If friends spend more than 60 minutes deciding what to do, they must default to sexual experimentation.]<br />
:[First Guy is standing, holding the book. Second Guy is in the process of standing up.]<br />
:First Guy: Huh.<br />
:Second Guy: I did not know that rule.<br />
:First Guy: Me neither.<br />
:First Guy: I'll go get the Crisco.<br />
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