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	<entry>
		<id>https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=1193:_Externalities&amp;diff=32044</id>
		<title>1193: Externalities</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=1193:_Externalities&amp;diff=32044"/>
				<updated>2013-04-01T10:37:53Z</updated>
		
		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Adanode: /* Second Panel */ correction&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{comic&lt;br /&gt;
| number    = 1193&lt;br /&gt;
| date      = April 1, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
| title     = Externalities&lt;br /&gt;
| image     = externalities.png&lt;br /&gt;
| titletext = Mouse over words and things to see where they come from.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Explanation==&lt;br /&gt;
This comic isn't a static image - even the title text changes depending on which part of the image you're hovering over. The blank regions in the above image are dynamically generated from various sources.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*The university that is being recruited changes depending on which university is winning the hash finding competition in the fifth panel.&lt;br /&gt;
*The company doing the recruiting was the first NASDAQ-100 company mentioned on the Wikipedia page for first {{w|technology}}, then {{w|research}}, {{w|profit (economics)}},  {{w|capitalism}}.&lt;br /&gt;
{{incomplete}}&lt;br /&gt;
*The text in the second panel may vary: See [[1193: Externalities#Second Panel|this section]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The text in the third panel may vary: See [[1193: Externalities#Third Panel|this section]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The title text documents the different sources of data in the comic. The different title texts are:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Mouse over words and things to see where they come from. - for most of the comic.&lt;br /&gt;
{{incomplete}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The dog also goes through various different sizes, depending on the amount donated via the wikimedia link.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{incomplete}}&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable sortable plainlinks table-padding&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:externality-dog1.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:externality-dog2.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:externality-dog3.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:externality-dog4.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:externality-dog5.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:externality-dog6.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:externality-dog7.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:externality-dog8.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:externality-dog9.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:externality-dog10.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--Dog images that we know, but haven't gotten to yet:&lt;br /&gt;
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/externalities/0c532ca12c2229379251d7b9828eeeb02cf0772ed0544875b33080187a70220a.png&lt;br /&gt;
 --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===First Panel===&lt;br /&gt;
{{incomplete}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Second Panel===&lt;br /&gt;
The text in the second panel is based on the company in the first panel:&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable sortable plainlinks table-padding&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
:When the Singularity happens, it will happen here.&lt;br /&gt;
:Ponytail: [Company] has outgrown us.&lt;br /&gt;
:Men: It is time.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
:Think of ways to make things smaller and smaller!&lt;br /&gt;
:Ponytail: But will it blend?&lt;br /&gt;
:Men: Yeahhh&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
:You'll be part of a dynamic research team envisioning the future.&lt;br /&gt;
:Ponytail: It probably looks cool.&lt;br /&gt;
:Men: Yeahhh&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
:You'll be creating the future of commerce platforms!&lt;br /&gt;
:Ponytail: More recommendations.&lt;br /&gt;
:Men: Yep.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
:You'll be an insignificant cog in our giant machine&lt;br /&gt;
:Ponytail: We should improve Notepad&lt;br /&gt;
:Men: Nah&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
:We can't tell you what you'll be working on.&lt;br /&gt;
:Ponytail: [Confidential]&lt;br /&gt;
:Men: [Redacted]&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Third Panel===&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable sortable plainlinks table-padding&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|We're a convenient four hour drive from New York City (15,000 hours by roomba)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Only a short commuter flight away!&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Travel to us by roomba, we're *that* close!&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|We're so close you can get to us by roomba.&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
:[The comic is dynamically generated from multiple sources.]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{comic discussion}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Comics featuring Megan]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Comics featuring Ponytail]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Comics featuring Hairy]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Adanode</name></author>	</entry>

	<entry>
		<id>https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=1193:_Externalities&amp;diff=32041</id>
		<title>1193: Externalities</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=1193:_Externalities&amp;diff=32041"/>
				<updated>2013-04-01T10:30:52Z</updated>
		
		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Adanode: /* Explanation */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{comic&lt;br /&gt;
| number    = 1193&lt;br /&gt;
| date      = April 1, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
| title     = Externalities&lt;br /&gt;
| image     = externalities.png&lt;br /&gt;
| titletext = Mouse over words and things to see where they come from.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Explanation==&lt;br /&gt;
This comic isn't a static image - even the title text changes depending on which part of the image you're hovering over. The blank regions in the above image are dynamically generated from various sources.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*The university that is being recruited changes depending on which university is winning the hash finding competition in the fifth panel.&lt;br /&gt;
*The company doing the recruiting was the first NASDAQ-100 company mentioned on the Wikipedia page for first {{w|technology}}, then {{w|research}}, {{w|profit (economics)}},  {{w|capitalism}}.&lt;br /&gt;
{{incomplete}}&lt;br /&gt;
*The text in the second panel may vary: See [[1193: Externalities#Second Panel|this section]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The text in the third panel may vary: See [[1193: Externalities#Third Panel|this section]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The title text documents the different sources of data in the comic. The different title texts are:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Mouse over words and things to see where they come from. - for most of the comic.&lt;br /&gt;
{{incomplete}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The dog also goes through various different sizes, depending on the amount donated via the wikimedia link.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{incomplete}}&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable sortable plainlinks table-padding&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:externality-dog1.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:externality-dog2.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:externality-dog3.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:externality-dog4.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:externality-dog5.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:externality-dog6.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:externality-dog7.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:externality-dog8.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:externality-dog9.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:externality-dog10.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--Dog images that we know, but haven't gotten to yet:&lt;br /&gt;
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/externalities/0c532ca12c2229379251d7b9828eeeb02cf0772ed0544875b33080187a70220a.png&lt;br /&gt;
 --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===First Panel===&lt;br /&gt;
{{incomplete}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Second Panel===&lt;br /&gt;
The text in the second panel is randomly selected between:&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable sortable plainlinks table-padding&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
:When the Singularity happens, it will happen here.&lt;br /&gt;
:Ponytail: [Company] has outgrown us.&lt;br /&gt;
:Men: It is time.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
:Think of ways to make things smaller and smaller!&lt;br /&gt;
:Ponytail: But will it blend?&lt;br /&gt;
:Men: Yeahhh&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
:You'll be part of a dynamic research team envisioning the future.&lt;br /&gt;
:Ponytail: It probably looks cool.&lt;br /&gt;
:Men: Yeahhh&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
:You'll be creating the future of commerce platforms!&lt;br /&gt;
:Ponytail: More recommendations.&lt;br /&gt;
:Men: Yep.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
:You'll be an insignificant cog in our giant machine&lt;br /&gt;
:Ponytail: We should improve Notepad&lt;br /&gt;
:Men: Nah&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
:We can't tell you what you'll be working on.&lt;br /&gt;
:Ponytail: [Confidential]&lt;br /&gt;
:Men: [Redacted]&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Third Panel===&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable sortable plainlinks table-padding&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|We're a convenient four hour drive from New York City (15,000 hours by roomba)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Only a short commuter flight away!&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|We're so close you can get to us by roomba.&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
:[The comic is dynamically generated from multiple sources.]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{comic discussion}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Comics featuring Megan]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Comics featuring Ponytail]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Comics featuring Hairy]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Adanode</name></author>	</entry>

	<entry>
		<id>https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=1193:_Externalities&amp;diff=32040</id>
		<title>1193: Externalities</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=1193:_Externalities&amp;diff=32040"/>
				<updated>2013-04-01T10:30:14Z</updated>
		
		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Adanode: /* Explanation */ new wikipedia article is being used.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{comic&lt;br /&gt;
| number    = 1193&lt;br /&gt;
| date      = April 1, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
| title     = Externalities&lt;br /&gt;
| image     = externalities.png&lt;br /&gt;
| titletext = Mouse over words and things to see where they come from.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Explanation==&lt;br /&gt;
This comic isn't a static image - even the title text changes depending on which part of the image you're hovering over. The blank regions in the above image are dynamically generated from various sources.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*The university that is being recruited changes depending on which university is winning the hash finding competition in the fifth panel.&lt;br /&gt;
*The company doing the recruiting was the first NASDAQ-100 company mentioned on the Wikipedia page for first {{w|technology}}, then {{w|research}}, {{w|profit (economics)}}. {{w|capitalism}}.&lt;br /&gt;
{{incomplete}}&lt;br /&gt;
*The text in the second panel may vary: See [[1193: Externalities#Second Panel|this section]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The text in the third panel may vary: See [[1193: Externalities#Third Panel|this section]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The title text documents the different sources of data in the comic. The different title texts are:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Mouse over words and things to see where they come from. - for most of the comic.&lt;br /&gt;
{{incomplete}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The dog also goes through various different sizes, depending on the amount donated via the wikimedia link.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{incomplete}}&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable sortable plainlinks table-padding&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:externality-dog1.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:externality-dog2.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:externality-dog3.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:externality-dog4.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:externality-dog5.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:externality-dog6.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:externality-dog7.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:externality-dog8.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:externality-dog9.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:externality-dog10.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--Dog images that we know, but haven't gotten to yet:&lt;br /&gt;
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/externalities/0c532ca12c2229379251d7b9828eeeb02cf0772ed0544875b33080187a70220a.png&lt;br /&gt;
 --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===First Panel===&lt;br /&gt;
{{incomplete}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Second Panel===&lt;br /&gt;
The text in the second panel is randomly selected between:&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable sortable plainlinks table-padding&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
:When the Singularity happens, it will happen here.&lt;br /&gt;
:Ponytail: [Company] has outgrown us.&lt;br /&gt;
:Men: It is time.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
:Think of ways to make things smaller and smaller!&lt;br /&gt;
:Ponytail: But will it blend?&lt;br /&gt;
:Men: Yeahhh&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
:You'll be part of a dynamic research team envisioning the future.&lt;br /&gt;
:Ponytail: It probably looks cool.&lt;br /&gt;
:Men: Yeahhh&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
:You'll be creating the future of commerce platforms!&lt;br /&gt;
:Ponytail: More recommendations.&lt;br /&gt;
:Men: Yep.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
:You'll be an insignificant cog in our giant machine&lt;br /&gt;
:Ponytail: We should improve Notepad&lt;br /&gt;
:Men: Nah&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
:We can't tell you what you'll be working on.&lt;br /&gt;
:Ponytail: [Confidential]&lt;br /&gt;
:Men: [Redacted]&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Third Panel===&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable sortable plainlinks table-padding&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|We're a convenient four hour drive from New York City (15,000 hours by roomba)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Only a short commuter flight away!&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|We're so close you can get to us by roomba.&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
:[The comic is dynamically generated from multiple sources.]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{comic discussion}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Comics featuring Megan]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Comics featuring Ponytail]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Comics featuring Hairy]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Adanode</name></author>	</entry>

	<entry>
		<id>https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=1193:_Externalities&amp;diff=32039</id>
		<title>1193: Externalities</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=1193:_Externalities&amp;diff=32039"/>
				<updated>2013-04-01T10:25:52Z</updated>
		
		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Adanode: /* Explanation */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{comic&lt;br /&gt;
| number    = 1193&lt;br /&gt;
| date      = April 1, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
| title     = Externalities&lt;br /&gt;
| image     = externalities.png&lt;br /&gt;
| titletext = Mouse over words and things to see where they come from.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Explanation==&lt;br /&gt;
This comic isn't a static image - even the title text changes depending on which part of the image you're hovering over. The blank regions in the above image are dynamically generated from various sources.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*The university that is being recruited changes depending on which university is winning the hash finding competition in the fifth panel.&lt;br /&gt;
*The company doing the recruiting was the first NASDAQ-100 company mentioned on the Wikipedia page for first {{w|technology}}, then {{w|research}}, then {{w|profit (economics)}}.&lt;br /&gt;
{{incomplete}}&lt;br /&gt;
*The text in the second panel may vary: See [[1193: Externalities#Second Panel|this section]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The text in the third panel may vary: See [[1193: Externalities#Third Panel|this section]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The title text documents the different sources of data in the comic. The different title texts are:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Mouse over words and things to see where they come from. - for most of the comic.&lt;br /&gt;
{{incomplete}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The dog also goes through various different sizes, depending on the amount donated via the wikimedia link.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{incomplete}}&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable sortable plainlinks table-padding&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:externality-dog1.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:externality-dog2.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:externality-dog3.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:externality-dog4.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:externality-dog5.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:externality-dog6.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:externality-dog7.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:externality-dog8.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:externality-dog9.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:externality-dog10.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--Dog images that we know, but haven't gotten to yet:&lt;br /&gt;
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/externalities/0c532ca12c2229379251d7b9828eeeb02cf0772ed0544875b33080187a70220a.png&lt;br /&gt;
 --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===First Panel===&lt;br /&gt;
{{incomplete}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Second Panel===&lt;br /&gt;
The text in the second panel is randomly selected between:&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable sortable plainlinks table-padding&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
:When the Singularity happens, it will happen here.&lt;br /&gt;
:Ponytail: [Company] has outgrown us.&lt;br /&gt;
:Men: It is time.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
:Think of ways to make things smaller and smaller!&lt;br /&gt;
:Ponytail: But will it blend?&lt;br /&gt;
:Men: Yeahhh&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
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:You'll be part of a dynamic research team envisioning the future.&lt;br /&gt;
:Ponytail: It probably looks cool.&lt;br /&gt;
:Men: Yeahhh&lt;br /&gt;
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:You'll be creating the future of commerce platforms!&lt;br /&gt;
:Ponytail: More recommendations.&lt;br /&gt;
:Men: Yep.&lt;br /&gt;
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:You'll be an insignificant cog in our giant machine&lt;br /&gt;
:Ponytail: We should improve Notepad&lt;br /&gt;
:Men: Nah&lt;br /&gt;
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:We can't tell you what you'll be working on.&lt;br /&gt;
:Ponytail: [Confidential]&lt;br /&gt;
:Men: [Redacted]&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Third Panel===&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable sortable plainlinks table-padding&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|We're a convenient four hour drive from New York City (15,000 hours by roomba)&lt;br /&gt;
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|Only a short commuter flight away!&lt;br /&gt;
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|We're so close you can get to us by roomba.&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
:[The comic is dynamically generated from multiple sources.]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{comic discussion}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Comics featuring Megan]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Comics featuring Ponytail]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Comics featuring Hairy]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Adanode</name></author>	</entry>

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