https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=Bessertier 2026-04-23T21:22:39Z User contributions MediaWiki 1.30.0 https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=614:_Woodpecker&diff=33733 2013-04-15T18:19:24Z

<p>Bessertier: Beret Guy gets a Woodpecker a power drill for his 1st birthday - presumably to help make holes in trees.</p> <hr /> <div><br /> <br /> [Megan and Beret Guy are standing on a deck]&lt;br&gt;<br /> Beret Guy: A Woodpecker!&lt;br&gt;<br /> -pop pop pop&lt;br&gt;<br /> Megan: Yup.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> [woodpecker knocking against a tree]&lt;br&gt;<br /> Megan: He hatched about this times last year.&lt;br&gt;<br /> -pop pop pop pop&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> [Megan leave the frame, leaving Beret on the deck alone]&lt;br&gt;<br /> Beret Guy: ...Woodpecker?... It's your Birthday!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Beret Guy: Did you know?&lt;br&gt;<br /> Beret Guy: Did nobody tell you?&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> [Beret leaves the frame, changes to the tree base]&lt;br&gt;<br /> [Beret brings a gift and places it at the tree trunk]&lt;br&gt;<br /> [the Woodpecker comes down and opens the gift]&lt;br&gt;<br /> [the Woodpecker flies away holding onto the cord of a power drill]&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> alt text: If you don't have an extension cord I can get that for you too. Because we're friends! Right?&lt;br&gt;</div>

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