2108: Carbonated Beverage Language Map

2019-02-06T20:00:01Z

Cu8sfan: Added explanation for Fool's Champagne

{{comic
| number = 2108
| date = February 6, 2019
| title = Carbonated Beverage Language Map
| image = carbonated_beverage_language_map.png
| titletext = There's one person in Missouri who says "carbo bev" who the entire rest of the country HATES.
}}

==Explanation==
{{incomplete|Created by ONE GUY IN MISSOURI. Please mention here why this explanation isn't complete. Do NOT delete this tag too soon.}}

In the US, people in various parts of the country refer to carbonated beverages by {{w|Names for soft drinks in the United States|different names}} such as Soda, Pop, Coke, etc. Generally, the West Coast and Northeast say "Soda", the South says "Coke" and the rest of the country says "Pop".

There are various maps of the name differences, including: [http://www.popvssoda.com/]

This map leverages xkcd's mockery-maps of regional and state-by-state differences or variations in the use of language and overlays the regional variances in the terms for soda pop (for example: https://laughingsquid.com/soda-pop-or-coke-maps-of-regional-dialect-variation-in-the-united-states/), as was made trending and popular in 2013. Not only are there far more terms than are actually used by Americans, many are terms for other drinks (mead), unrelated liquids (quicksilver), or copyrighted beverage names (Code Red) -- and in one case, something that's not even edible ({{w|cryptocurrency|"Crypto"}}).

{| class="wikitable"
|+Map terms (from left to right, approximately)
|-
|Fanta
|Name of a carbonated beverage line
|-
|Sode
|
|-
|True Water
|
|-
|Crypto
|A type of currency. Not drinkable
|-
|Yum
|
|-
|Sparkle Fluid
|
|-
|King Cola
|Name of a carbonated beverage
|-
|Pepsi
|Name of a carbonated beverage
|-
|Crystal Pepsi
|Name of a carbonated beverage
|-
|Ichor
|several definitions (blood of a god) (watery discharge from a wound). None of them carbonated. None of them recommended as a drinkable liquid.
|-
|You-Know-What
|Actually, we don't know what.
|-
|Tab
|Name of a carbonated beverage
|-
|Spicewater
|
|-
|Softie
|
|-
|Ohio Tea
|
|-
|Boat Drink
|
|-
|Melt
|
|-
|Fizz Ooze
|
|-
|Punch
|A drink typically found in the juice isle. Only sometimes carbonated.
|-
|Fun Wine
|
|-
|Diet
|Sometimes refers to a carbonated beverage. A common request in restaurants, as they often only have a single diet option for customers to pick.
|-
|Refill
|The second glass of whatever you drank previously. Works for any drinkable liquid.
|-
|Tickle Juice
|
|-
|Bubble Honey
|
|-
|Sugar Oil
|
|-
|The Wet Drink
|
|-
|Code Red
|Name of a carbonated beverage
|-
|Mead
|An alcoholic drink. Not carbonated, as mead plus carbonation is champagne.
|-
|Canadian Ale
|
|-
|Aether
|A highly flammable industrial solvent. Do not drink. Also, not carbonated.
|-
|Carbonated Beverage
|
|-
|Mouthwater
|
|-
|Capri
|
|-
|Skim Shake
|
|-
|Kid's Coffee
|Somewhat accurate. Coffee is typically drunk by adults for it's caffeine. Carbonated beverages often have caffeine also, and are often consumed by children.
|-
|Regular
|
|-
|Tang
|
|-
|Formula
|Typically refers to baby's milk. Not carbonated.
|-
|Medicine
|Only sometimes a drinkable liquid. Never or perhaps almost never carbonated.
|-
|Broth
|Sometimes a served meal, sometimes a cooking ingredient. Not carbonated.
|-
|Fool's Champagne
|Carbonated beverage is to champagne what fool's gold is to gold.
|-
|Sugar Milk
|
|-
|No word for them
|This region of the US does not have a word for carbonated beverages (according to Randall). Apparently they do not drink them at all.
|-
|Hydro
|A word for water. Carbonated water does exist, but this word means all forms of water.
|-
|Harvard Tea
|
|-
|Bubbler
|
|-
|Mouthbuzz
|
|-
|Brad's Elixer
|
|-
|Hot Water
|Not carbonated. Not even in Jacuzzi and hot tubs.
|-
|Fluid
|A word that means nearly any liquid in existence. Not accurate as a descriptor for carbonated beverages.
|-
|Coke Zero
|Name of a carbonated beverage.
|-
|Carbo
|
|-
|Quicksilver
|
|-
|Glug
|
|-
|Water Plus
|
|}

The title text may be a wry comment in light of the pocket of "soda" in the St. Louis, MO area.

==Transcript==
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A map of the United States divided into purple, red, green, blue, and yellow colored regions...
{{comic discussion}}

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2108: Carbonated Beverage Language Map