1193: Externalities

2013-04-01T22:23:34Z

HendrikBoom3: Another 5th panel text.

{{comic
| number = 1193
| date = April 1, 2013
| title = Externalities
| image = externalities.png
| titletext = Mouse over words and things to see where they come from.
}}

==Explanation==
This comic isn't a static image - even the title text changes depending on which part of the image you're hovering over. The blank regions in the above image are dynamically generated from various sources.

*The university that is being recruited changes depending on which university is winning the hash finding competition in the fifth panel.
*The company doing the recruiting is the first NASDAQ-100 company mentioned on a varying Wikipedia page (so far: Technology, Research, Sith, Jean Luc Picard, Aer Lingus, Human sexual activity, Auction, Sinking of the Titanic, Guards with the most complicated knives, Bizarro, Map, 24-hour analog dial, Berlin Hauptbahnhof, Centrifugal Force, McDuck). It has also shown <nowiki>[[]]</nowiki> as the source.
**It has started using hints instead of titles, with another article linked somewhere else in the first panel. This article sometimes matches the hint.
*The text in the second panel may vary: See [[1193: Externalities#Second Panel|this section]].
*The text in the third panel may vary: See [[1193: Externalities#Third Panel|this section]].
*The text in the fourth panel may vary: See [[1193: Externalities#Fourth Panel|this section]].
*The text in the fifth panel changes, depending on which university is currently in third place in a hash finding competition. Clicking on the panel takes you to [http://almamater.xkcd.com/ a webpage] where people can enter their school's domain name and hash data, and ranks schools on how close their students can come to matching a Skein 1024 1024 hash value.
*The text in the top half of the sixth panel may vary. See [[1193: Externalities#Sixth Panel|this section]]. The second half of the panel is always the same. 
*The last panel varies with the amount donated to the Wikimedia Foundation via [https://donate.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:FundraiserLandingPage&country=HK&uselang=en&utm_medium=socialmedia&utm_source=fr-redir&utm_campaign=xkcd_april1 this link]. For past images, see [[1193: Externalities#Seventh Panel|this section]].

===First Panel===
{{incomplete}}
Megan's reply seems to correspond to the company.
{| class="wikitable sortable plainlinks table-padding"
|-
|
:Hey, [university] students!
:Have you applied to [company] yet?
:Megan: The recruiter hasn't emailed me back in over three minutes.
|-
|
:Hey, [university] students!
:Have you applied to [company] yet?
:Megan: The recruiter hasn't emailed me back in over an hour!
|-
|
:Hey, [university] students!
:Have you thought of a career at [company]?
:Megan: I'm not that good at math.
|-
|
:Hey, [university] students!
:Have you thought of a career at [company]?
:Megan: What do they even do?
|-
|
:Hey, [university] students!
:Have you thought of a career at [company]?
:Megan: I don't like monopolies.
|-
|
:Hey, [university] students!
:Have you thought of a career at [company]?
:Megan: Only in my darkest moments.
|-
|
:Hey, [university] students!
:Be part of the Apple experience!
:Megan: I'm not really a fan of turtlenecks.
|-
|
:Hey, [university] students!
:Come work at Microsoft!
:Megan: I only came to this tech talk for the xbox giveaway.
|-
|
:Hey, [university] students!
:Y U No Work Yahoo?
:Megan: I like working from home!
|-
|
:Hey, [university] students!
:Become a partner at Starbucks!
:Megan: But green's not my colour.
|-
|
:Hey, [university] students!
:Come work in the Amazon!
:Megan: I don't have to actually move to South America, do I?
|-
|
:Hey, [university] students!
:Have you thought of a career at [company]?
:Megan: Not after that presentation.
|-
|
:Hey, [university] students!
:Thought about working for Intel?
:Megan: I'm not that great at division.
|-
|
:Hey, [university] students!
:Dude, you should work at [company]!
:Megan: That catchphrase is so old.
|}

===Second Panel===
The text in the second panel is based on the company in the first panel:
{| class="wikitable sortable plainlinks table-padding"
|-
|
:When the Singularity happens, it will happen here.
:Ponytail: [Company] has outgrown us.
:Men: It is time.
|-
|
:Think of ways to make things smaller and smaller!
:Ponytail: I'm worried mine is too big.
:Men: Yeahhh
|-
|
:Think of ways to make things smaller and smaller!
:Ponytail: But will it blend?
:Men: Yeahhh
|-
|
:You'll be part of a dynamic research team envisioning the future.
:Ponytail: It probably looks cool.
:Men: Yeahhh
|-
|
:You'll be creating the future of commerce platforms!
:Ponytail: More recommendations.
:Men: Yep.
|-
|
:You'll be an insignificant cog in our giant machine
:Ponytail: We should improve Notepad
:Men: Nah
|-
|
:We can't tell you what you'll be working on.
:Ponytail: [Confidential]
:Men: [Redacted]
|-
|
:You'll be an insignificant cog in our giant machine
:Ponytail: Needs more Bob.
:Men: Nah
|-
|
:You'll help set the future of the company
:Ponytail: Wait. You hired a college grad as the CFO?
:Men: Yeahhh
|-
|
:At Qualcomm, we know you're born mobile.
:Ponytail: Born mobile!
:Men: Texting!
|-
|
:Short or tall, we've got a grande job for you!
:Ponytail: How many job openings are there?
:Men: Ele-venti or so.
|-
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:You'll help direct the future of nutrition
:Ponytail: Microwaveable toast
:Men: Delicious
|}

===Third Panel===
{| class="wikitable sortable plainlinks table-padding"
|-
|We're a convenient four hour drive from New York City (15,000 hours by roomba)
|-
|Only a short commuter flight away!
|-
|Travel to us by roomba, we're *that* close!
|-
|We're so close you can get to us by roomba.
|-
|Free roomba rides every morning while you have coffee.
|-
|Your roomba comes in black & slate, or white & silver
|-
|Just a short roomba ride up the coast, try not to fall off.
|}

===Fourth Panel===
{| class="wikitable sortable plainlinks table-padding"
|-
|Our recruiting team is on the lookup for promising young [university] graduates.
|-
|We hired a new recruiting startup to help us hire [university] students.
|-
|We borrowed the botanical gardens' net to catch promising recruits.
|-
|We prefer to recruit from [university] students, of course.
|}

===Fifth Panel===
{| class="wikitable sortable plainlinks table-padding"
|-
| Name
| Email
| Education
|-
|Oliver Smoot
|pgp encrypted
|have you ever really looked at the fourier
|-
|Wheeeee
|ford.com
|stealing lunches from startups
|-
|leeroy jenkins
|me@car
|I can cut up melons
|-
|pittsburgh
|me@car
|I can cut up melons
|-
|SEGMENTATION FAULT
|save trees
|Contra dancing.
|-
|I'm applying
|cam.gov
|on going problems with birds
|-
|certainly
|elephant
|An excellent year in the Sahara
|-
|Stanford
|ford.com
|Stealing lunches from startups
|-
|Yes Please
|@twitter
|Are you Stanford?
|-
|Applying
|For a job
|I would like to work at you
|-
|Me olaf
|You Helga
|Hunting wooly mammoths
|-
|Oh!
|IO
|O HAI O
|}

===Sixth Panel===
{| class="wikitable sortable plainlinks table-padding"
|-
|At [company], you'll work at a scale you won't find anywhere else
|-
|Explore the depths of expensive and undocumented tools!
|-
|At Apple, we believe in pushing the boundary of perfection.
|-
|At Microsoft, you just need to relax and embrace the machine 
|-
|Yahoo management aren't just suits. We code too!
|-
|At QUALCOMM Incorporated, you'll have the opportinity to work on cutting-edge projects.
|-
|At Amazon, you'll be shaving the most cutting-edge of yaks.
|-
|You get to bid first on any auction, and use other experimental tools!
|-
|At QUALCOMM, Device driver code quality is job #1
|}

===Seventh Panel===
{| class="wikitable sortable plainlinks table-padding"
|-
|[[File:externality-dog1.png]]
|-
|[[File:externality-dog2.png]]
|-
|[[File:externality-dog3.png]]
|-
|[[File:externality-dog4.png]]
|-
|[[File:externality-dog5.png]]
|-
|[[File:externality-dog6.png]]
|-
|[[File:externality-dog7.png]]
|-
|[[File:externality-dog8.png]]
|-
|[[File:externality-dog9.png]]
|-
|[[File:externality-dog10.png]]
|}

==Title Text==
{{incomplete}}
The title text documents the different sources of data in the comic. The different title texts are:

:Mouse over words and things to see where they come from. - for most of the comic.
:Mouse over text for bottom panel:
:The dog gains a pound for every $10 donated to the wikmedia foundation via this link. Currently at $15012.49 (note: at 11:38am Eastern)
:Google Inc. is the first NASDAQ-100 company mentioned on the wikipedia page <nowiki>[[Aer_Lingus]]</nowiki> (note: links to [[Wikipedia:Aer Lingus|Aer Lingus]])
:This will be changed if a NASDAQ-100 company is mentioned earlier in the Wikipedia article on <nowiki>[[page]]</nowiki>
:This will be changed if a NASDAQ-100 company is mentioned earlier in the Wikipedia article on <nowiki>{{hint: }}</nowiki>

==Transcript==
:[The comic is dynamically generated from multiple sources.]

:[First panel [[1193: Externalities#First Panel|transcript varies.]]]

:[Second panel [[1193: Externalities#Second Panel|transcript varies.]]]

:[Third panel [[1193: Externalities#Third Panel|transcript varies.]]]
:[Ponytail riding on a roomba.]

:[Fourth panel [[1193: Externalities#Fourth Panel|transcript varies.]]]
:[A group of people waiting outside a door. One of them is holding a large net.]

:Or [university] graduates, provided any of them manage to fill out the application correctly.
:Name: [random]
:Email: [Third place university]

:[Sixth panel [[1193: Externalities#Sixth Panel|transcript varies.]]]
:Cueball: What does "make dog" do?
:Off-panel: Experimental dog generator. Don't click on it; the default size isn't set, so-
:'''*click*'''

:''KZZZT''
:BIP
:Off-screen: Uh-oh.

:[Last panel's [[1193: Externalities#Seventh Panel|transcript varies.]]]

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