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2616: Deep End

2022-05-08T01:11:46Z

Jmc1994: Undo revision 265023 by 108.162.246.34 (talk)

{{comic
| number = 2616
| date = May 6, 2022
| title = Deep End
| image = deep_end.png
| titletext = Hey! No running in the back-arc basin!
}}

==Explanation==
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Pools, like oceans, contain water. This comic produces a schematic for the former, derived from science about the latter. On Earth, the surface consists of tectonic plates which move around. In this comic, [[Randall]] equates swimming pools with {{w|plate tectonics}}, to explain how deep ends form in said pools. Unfortunately,[[[285: Wikipedian Protester|''clarification needed'']]] swimming pools aren't really formed by plate tectonics.{{Citation needed}}

A {{w|swimming pool}} is a pool of water, typically used for swimming. Most of these have a deep end and a shallow end. This is intentional, usually to accommodate for new swimmers to have somewhere to stand while accommodating for more confident swimmers for whom the floor would get in the way.

{{w|Subduction}}, a geological process in which one plate slips beneath another and is forced down into the mantle, is shown here as the reason swimming pools have deep ends. This usually takes place between continental plates and oceanic plates, although it could happen with two oceanic plates. The comic depicts the former; an oceanic plate subducting under a continental one.

A splash zone is an area of a waterpark with water being sprayed around, allowing people to get wet without the need to get into the pool. In this comic, the splash zone is actually geysers, fed by the bubbles of water from the subduction. While this particular scenario as shown in the comic is obviously far-fetched, subduction zones do create similar effects: water moving up from subducting plates is the origin of many {{W|volcanic arc|volcanic arcs}}. These volcanic systems sometimes include features such as the geysers depicted in the comic's splash zone.

The title text refers to {{W|back-arc basin|back-arc basins}}, zones of depression that sometimes occur slightly beyond volcanic arcs due to a rift in the tectonic plate. The ban on running in this area likely has more to do with its proximity to the pool area than any danger intrinsic to back-arc basins. A typical safety rule around swimming pools is to avoid running on the pool deck to prevent injuries due to slipping and falling on the hard deck.

Other comics that mention unusual tectonic plate motion include [[1388: Subduction License]] and [[1874: Geologic Faults]].

==Transcript==

{{incomplete transcript}}
On the left of the image is the shallowest water in the pool, about the height of [[Megan]], excluding her head. Going to the right from there, the pool floor (Representing the oceanic plate) begins to curve downwards towards the subduction zone. As the floor goes down, the water gets deeper. In the deepest area, it is labeled "Deep End".

At the bottom of the deep end, there is a curve and a deposit on the plate/pool floor. This is likely sediment buildup from waterborne debris that has settled there. Within the sediment, there are some small interstitial pools of trapped water within. An arrow upon the subducting material indicates that the oceanic plate is moving left-to-right across the image. Some of the water is dragged along by the oceanic plate, while others float up through the continental plate until they reach the "Splash zone". Several children (small versions of [[Ponytail]], [[Hairy]], and an unidentifiable character) are seen frolicking in the splash zone, as would normally be expected.

To the left of the splash zone is an area labelled the "Pool deck", above which a [[Cueball]] figure is jumping off the diving board.

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2616

2022-05-08T01:11:26Z

Jmc1994: Undo revision 265024 by 108.162.246.34 (talk)

#REDIRECT [[2616: Deep End]]

633: Blockbuster Mining

2022-05-04T22:28:39Z

Jmc1994: Undo revision 255464 by Ex Kay Cee Dee (talk)

{{comic
| number = 633
| date = September 7, 2009
| title = Blockbuster Mining
| image = blockbuster mining.png
| titletext = The 2007 Bridge To Terebithia trailer put me off too much to see that particular movie, but I am cautiously optimistic about Where The Wild Things Are.
}}

==Explanation==
[[Cueball]] has acquired the {{w|intellectual property}} rights to produce a movie, but is unsure of how to make it appealing to a wide audience. An off-screen character suggests hiring {{w|Michael Bay}}, a director and producer well known (and occasionally criticized) for his style of film adaptation. Cueball is unsure that the IP would be a good fit for a summer blockbuster, but is dismissed.

The following panels depict violent and gritty scenes from a spy thriller, starring an unknown and brutal female spy. In the last panel, she is revealed to be {{w|Harriet the Spy}}, the 11 year old protagonist of a bestselling children's book written by Louise Fitzhugh, as well as other spinoff books written by various other authors.

The comic references Hollywood's search for new stories to adapt to film, and how poor (not to mention {{w|Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters|violent}}) some of these adaptations can be. There is additional humor in the fact that the original novel is about school-child concerns such as friends and is not violent.

The {{w|Bridge to Terabithia (2007 film)|film adaptation}} of {{w|Bridge to Terabithia (novel)|Bridge to Terabithia}} had trailers that made it appear to have very little in common with the themes and tone of the novel. The actual movie is one of Hollywood's better book adaptations {{w|Bridge to Terabithia (2007 film)#Reception|[1]}} but the trailers were extremely misleading and off-putting to fans of the novel, as in the title text. Viewers who were unfamiliar with the novel and saw the movie with expectations based on the trailer were also unprepared for the actual movie {{w|Bridge to Terabithia (2007 film)#Marketing_and_promotion|[2]}}. The trailer was essentially every single special-effect shot from the movie, giving the impression it was a special-effects extravaganza, which would have been very inappropriate based on the novel, and does not reflect the actual content of the movie.

The {{w|Where_the_Wild_Things_Are_(film)|film adaptation}} of {{w|Where the Wild Things Are}} was met with {{w|Where_the_Wild_Things_Are_(film)#Critical response|favorable responses from critics}}, the public, and the {{w|Maurice Sendak|book's author}}.

==Transcript==
:[Cueball holds a script in his hands.]
:Cueball: We've acquired some new rights, but I'm not sure it's in the spirit to make it a blockbuster--
:Voice: Do it anyway. Take $100 million, hire Michael Bay.
:Cueball: But--
:Voice: ''NEXT!''

:[Panel is inverted, white on black background.]
:[Two men, played by Cueball-like actors are pointing machine guns at Harriet, played by a Megan-like actress. Harriet points two handguns back at them.]
:Harriet: They said if I were captured I should take my own life.
:Harriet: But I'd just as soon take yours.

:[Harriet jumps off a cliff carrying a spiral notebook and a gun, while the cliff explodes behind her. In the background is a helicopter, some mountains, and the sea.]
:''BOOM''

:[Panel is inverted, white and red on black background.]
:[A man played by a Cueball-like actor is tied to a chair. Blood is pooling on the ground below. Harriet stands in front, holding a bloody pipe.]
:Man: Stop! I'll talk!
:Harriet: No, I know everything. This is just for fun.

:[Crosshairs follow a Cueball-like man.]
:Harriet: I'll be watching.

:[The panel is inverted colour, white on black.]
:Harriet
:the
:[in red] ''SPY''
:[A bloody spiral notebook, with blood streaks leading from it.]

==Trivia==
Apparently, ''Harriet the Spy'' was actually adapted into [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harriet_the_Spy_%28film%29 a film] in 1996. Presumably{{Citation needed}} it was more faithful to the novel than this xkcd.

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934: Mac/PC

2022-05-04T22:21:31Z

Jmc1994: attempted de-vandalization

{{comic
| number = 934
| date = August 5, 2011
| title = Mac/PC
| image = mac_pc.png
| titletext = It's fun to watch browsers fumblingly recapitulate the history of window management. Someday we'll have xmonad as a Firefox extension.
}}

==Explanation==
This comic is a parody of the "{{w|Get a Mac}}" (also known as "I'm a Mac" or "Mac vs. PC") ad campaign for the {{w|Mac}} brand of computers. The ads personified the Mac and their competitors, the PC. The ads poked fun at the PC's terrible function while paying attention to the Mac's unique features. Each ad started with the duo introducing themselves as "I'm a Mac..." "...and I'm a PC."

The comic, however, presents the differences between them as no longer of much importance, since most everything nowadays is done through browsers. In essence, using the same browser to visit the same website among different operating systems would give you an experience that is very much the same. Additionally, there is some self-referential humor here; both the Mac and PC are simple stick figures due to xkcd's style. Therefore, they are literally identical as far as appearance goes. The apotheosis of computing via a browser is probably the {{w|Chromebook}}, a range of laptops whose operating system is based upon the browser {{w|Google Chrome}}, and which first became commercially available a few weeks before this comic appeared.

The title text refers to {{w|window management}}, which is software that controls windows on computers, and is in many ways similar to the more recent development of {{w|tab (GUI)|tabbed}} browsers. {{w|xmonad}} is one such program, and [[Randall]] says that eventually it will be an extension usable with the browser {{w|Firefox}}. What makes it somewhat unusual (and thus worth mentioning) is that it is a {{w|Tiling window manager|tiling window manager}}, meaning it automatically arranges and resizes newly opened program windows to fit a grid. This is especially useful on large screens.

==Transcript==
:[Two Cueballs stand facing out of the screen.]
:Cueball #1: I'm a Mac
:Cueball #2: And I'm a PC.
:Cueballs: And since you do everything through a browser now, we're pretty indistinguishable.

{{comic discussion}}
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2370: Prediction

2022-05-04T20:40:08Z

Jmc1994: Undo revision 243922 by Ex Kay Cee Dee (talk)

{{comic
| number = 2370
| date = October 9, 2020
| title = Prediction
| image = prediction.png
| titletext = You'd think it'd be easy to just bet money against these people, but you have to consider the probability of them paying up.
}}

==Explanation==
This comic is about misunderstanding {{w|probability}}. Sometimes people will incorrectly assume that if two events are possible, and one of them is more likely than the other to occur, then the first event WILL occur; or, that if one names two or more outcomes they are equally likely to occur when in fact they might have different probabilities.

Saying that one event is more likely to happen than another is not the same as saying that the first event is definitely going to happen. A statement like "event A has a 70% probability of happening" often misleads people into believing that event A is inevitable, while in fact 3 times out of 10 event B will happen instead of A.

Some don't like probability statements because they are not definite and therefore cannot be proven wrong. For example, if a probability statement says "event A has a 1% probability of happening" and event A actually happens, that does not prove the statement wrong, because the statement admits of the possibility of event A happening.

For example, FiveThirtyEight [https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/ famously gave Trump a higher odds, 28.6%] of winning the 2016 U.S. presidential election than most other models did just before the election, but still not more likely than his opponent. However, many readers at the time interpreted that as "Trump is definitely going to lose", and after he won that election, blasted FiveThirtyEight for getting its prediction "wrong". However, that interpretation is mistaken. 28.6% means Trump had a real chance at winning: if you could put election results in a hat and draw them at random, he would win two out of every seven tries. For another example, in tabletop gaming terms, Trump's likelihood of winning was slightly lower than that of passing a flat check with a DC of 15 (6/20 or 30%).

The correct interpretation of a probability statement like "event A has a 70% probability to happen" is that in the long run, about 70% of events with this probability end up happening. If, for example, 99% of those events ended up happening, the 70% probabilities you gave those events may likely be wrong (you should've given probabilities closer to 99%), even though you "called" almost all events correctly (in the sense that 70% means the events are more likely to happen than not to happen, and almost all of them happened). Looking back at your predictions and seeing if the results are what you should expect is called {{w|Calibration (statistics)|calibration}} ([https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/checking-our-work/ example]).

In the last panel, it is shown that [[Cueball]] anticipated this lack of understanding, so he plays pre-recorded audio of his prediction for the conversation.

The title text says that these people are gullible enough to the point that they would accept a disadvantageous bet. However, it also says that the probability that they might not actually go through with paying the bet if they lose brings into question whether to propose the bet is actually worth it. Randall has previously made allusions to betting on fallaciously claimed probabilities in comics such as [[1132: Frequentists vs. Bayesians]] and [[955: Neutrinos]].

The comic doesn't rule out the possibility that event A and event B aren't directly related. For example, it is more likely to flip a coin and get a head than to roll a 6-sided die and get a 6. This is a fairly pointless observation in most cases, except perhaps if one is trying to explain the probability of an unfamiliar event by comparison with something very familiar.

At the time of writing, the 2020 United States presidential and congressional elections are less than a month away. This is a time when polls showing one or the other candidate leading are common, and may be misinterpreted to mean that the candidate is certain to win. Additionally, after the 2016 election saw Donald Trump, the trailing candidate in the polls, winning, many also interpreted this to mean that the polls were useless and/or wrong, or even go beyond this and take an adverse poll prediction as a perversely authoritative indication that the exact opposite result (which they would favour) is now a certainty. Cueball has previously shown an interest in U.S. election polling, for example in [[500: Election]].

In early October, famous statistician {{w|Nate Silver}} explained on his podcast "Model Talk" that, according to his model, Donald Trump had a 17% chance of winning reelection in 2020. That seems low, but it's a one in six chance, the odds of Russian roulette, the practice of shooting oneself in the head with a six-bullet barreled pistol with only one chamber loaded: it only has one chance in six to kill the person doing it. Would anyone in their right mind play Russian roulette? The answer he was implying was no. This illustrates how one chance in six is very real. While 17% seems low, it can absolutely happen.

==Transcript==
:[White Hat and Cueball standing next to each other. Cueball has his palm out.]
:Cueball: Event A is more likely than Event B.

:[White Hat touches chin thoughtfully]
:White Hat: So you're saying that Event A will happen.
:Cueball: No, Event B could also happen.

:[A frameless panel]
:White Hat: So you're saying it's 50/50.
:Cueball: No, it's definitely not 50/50.

:[Cueball produces a phone]
:White Hat: Sounds like you have no idea what will happen.
:Cueball: And yet I knew exactly how this conversation would go. Here, listen:
:[Cueball clicks a button on his phone]
:<nowiki>*Click*</nowiki>
:Phone: ''Then you'll say, "So it's 50/50"''

{{comic discussion}}

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769: War

2022-05-04T20:37:06Z

Jmc1994: Undo revision 243742 by Ex Kay Cee Dee (talk)

{{comic
| number = 769
| date = July 21, 2010
| title = War
| image = war.png
| titletext =They offered to make me a green beret, but I liked my regular one. Although it gets kind of squashed under my helmet.
}}

==Explanation==
This comic seems to be a parable about the perils of love during wartime. Our protagonist is seen here leaning against his pack behind a low wall, surely a good hiding spot for any gentleman with a rifle and scope. Judging by the letter he's in the midst of writing, he has a complex relationship with Cordelia. On the one hand, she's attractive. On the other hand, she's a hostile combatant, as evidenced by the shots fired mid-missive. Cordelia's fire works against her, though, as her volley of shots has revealed her own position atop the maintenance shed. We can presume that in a matter of minutes, this love affair will go sour as the love letter is wrapped around a live grenade and "delivered," so to speak. War is indeed hell.

As to the title text, the green berets are worn only by Special Forces soldiers. It takes a lot of training to become a green beret, and as evidenced by our protagonist's clever use of decoys to outwit a sniper, he may be qualified for the honor. However, evidence for his naiveté is given immediately thereafter, as he confesses that he wears a beret under his helmet — thus revealing our protagonist's true identity (and explaining how he fell in love with an enemy soldier actively trying to kill him): [[Beret Guy]]. Then again, he does not have a choice, since [[291: Dignified|he has stapled the beret on his head.]]

"Cordelia" is possibly a reference to [http://atoracle.wikidot.com/en-cordelia-rosalind Cordelia Rosalind]—the sniper from the {{w|Miniature wargaming|miniature game}} ''{{w|Anima: Beyond Fantasy#Anima: Tactics|Anima: Tactics}}''. Alternatively, it may be a reference to Cordelia Naismith from Lois McMaster Bujold's ''Shards of Honor''. In the book, Cordelia Naismith and Lord Aral Vorkosigan are on opposite sides of the Beta-Barrayar war, and fall in love while forced to spend a week in each other's company on an unpopulated planet. This may be further corroborated by the green color of Beret Guy's uniform, which is very similar to the color used for the uniforms of the Barrayan Imperial Service.

==Transcript==
:[A soldier is sitting on the ground behind a low wall, leaning against his pack and writing a letter.]
:My Dearest Cordelia,
:it has been far too long since I last gazed
:upon your lithe and supple body through my
:telescopic sights, and I fear you may have
:found a superior vantage poin—

:''BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!''

:—a splendid effort, my love, but your shots
:find only a decoy, and reveal your position atop
:the maintenance shed.

:I pray this missive and my grenades find you well.

:War is hell.

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503: Terminology

2022-05-04T00:58:33Z

Jmc1994:

<div style="display: none">crap</div>{{comic
| number = 503
| date = November 12, 2008
| title = Terminology
| image = terminology.png
| titletext = Also, is it just me, or do Japan and New Zealand look suspiciously similar? Has anyone seen them at a party together?
}}

==Explanation==

This comic shows a map of the world. The X in the center, labeled "ME," indicates [[Randall]]'s approximate location in the U.S., and two arrows point west and east from it. The map uses a format, popular in America, that places the American continents centrally, therefore splitting Asia (parodied by [http://weknowmemes.com/tag/you-cut-asia-in-half/ "you-cut-asia-in-half"]). The comic then shows Europe labeled "{{w|Western world|The West}}" as it is commonly referred to, despite being located to the ''east'' of Randall, and Asia similarly labeled "{{w|Eastern world|The East}}", despite being ''west'' of Randall. Randall is therefore annoyed with the common terms "the West" and "the East" referring to locations east and west of him respectively.

"The East" and "the West" were defined in geographical terms from the {{w|Borders of the continents#Europe and Asia|traditional boundary between Europe and Asia}}. They were later expanded or (mis-)appropriated to include references to cultural, racial, political, and trade connections. Another east-west division comes from zero {{w|longitude}} (the {{w|prime meridian}}): the {{w|Western Hemisphere}} and {{w|Eastern Hemisphere}} are defined in reference to it, and world maps are often centered on it. The fact that the prime meridian runs precisely though the Greenwich Observatory, in London, is an artifact of the British Empire's dominance —and British exploration of the world— in the 1700s and 1800s. In particular, British astronomical tables (made by the {{w|Royal Observatory, Greenwich|Royal Observatory in Greenwich}}, London) were widely used to determine longitude all over the world. The need for establishing a precise zero-longitude is one of the two technological necessities to make a {{w|sextant}} work as a tool to calculate accurate position for map making.

In short, "the East" and "the West" should simply be viewed as a reference to map coordinates and not as relative to where you are as suggested by the comic. An America-centered map does not redefine "the East" or "the West" anymore than an [http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__2Vhj2G5F68/TJEIpsuqUCI/AAAAAAAAAG0/r4qa6dHGkbM/s1600/blog.gif Australian up-side-down] {{w|reversed map}} redefines "the North" or "the South".

The convention of orienting maps with north at the top and west at the left was started by the Greek geographer {{w|Ptolemy}}. In his work ''{{w|Geography (Ptolemy)|Geography}}'', he introduced the first coordinate system with latitude and longitude. Randall shows some other possible map orientations in [[977: Map Projections]].

The title text comments on the similarity in shape of New Zealand and Japan, and he suggests that one may in fact be the other in disguise, much like {{w|Clark Kent}} and {{w|Superman}}, as well as similar superhero alter ego pairs. The similarities between New Zealand and Japan are partly explained by the fact that both formed as volcanic island chains.

==Transcript==
:[Map of the world with North America centered. An "x" is placed near the east coast. Asia is labeled "The East" and Europe "The West."]
:"The East" <- West x (me) East -> "The West"

:[Caption below the frame:]
:This always bugged me.

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1953: The History of Unicode

2022-05-04T00:50:40Z

Jmc1994:

<div style="display: none">crap</div>{{comic
| number = 1953
| date = February 9, 2018
| title = The History of Unicode
| image = the_history_of_unicode.png
| titletext = 2048: "Great news for Maine—we're once again an independent state!!! Thanks, @unicode, for ruling in our favor and sending troops to end New Hampshire's annexation. 🙏🚁🎖️"
}}

==Explanation==
An {{w|character encoding|encoding of a character set}} is a mapping from characters to numbers. For example, the letter "A" might be represented by the value 65. A problem was that each script had its own character set. Different characters could be represented by the same value. Some languages, such as Japanese, had several inconsistent character encodings, so before people could send text, they would have to have agreed which character set to use. {{w|Unicode}} was planned as a way of solving this by providing for a single character encoding for all the various characters used in the world's languages.

Unicode is run by {{w|Unicode Consortium|a consortium}} of major technology companies and stakeholders. The founders of Unicode include {{w|Joe Becker (Unicode)|Joe Becker}}, who worked for Xerox in the 1980s. He has a beard and may be the character featured in the first and third panels.

New characters have continued to be added to Unicode, and recently many "{{w|emoji}}" (picture characters) have been added. Emoji were originally added to be compatible with text message encodings in Japan, but after devices in other countries started supporting them as part of Unicode, they caught on worldwide. Now emoji characters are added for their own sake, not just for compatibility.

The [https://emojipedia.org/lobster/ lobster emoji] was approved as part of Unicode 11, for release in 2018. This comic was published in 10 February 2018‎.

This comic shows the creator of Unicode talking about how it would change the way we thought about managing text, which could help with incompatible binary text encoding. This seems to have derailed over the next 30 years, as shown in [https://twitter.com/SenAngusKing/status/961331752718557184 a real tweet] from the junior Senator from {{w|Maine}}, {{w|Angus King}}. In the {{w|Twitter|tweet}}, Sen. King writes that he is excited that the system is getting a new lobster emoji, showing that now the Unicode system is used for more frivolous reasons. He even signs using two emoji to form his name. There is a cattle breed called {{w|Angus cattle}}, so the cow emoji, 🐮, stands for "Angus", and the crown emoji, 👑, of course represents "King". Thus Angus King becomes 🐮👑. This is thus not part of the xkcd joke; it just uses the real tweet for comic effect. The tweet was released February 7th, only two days before this comic; the second comment on the tweet posted this comic and asked which came first, but of course the tweet did. A user comments that Senator King should see it as a badge of honor (🎖) to have his tweet included in an xkcd strip...

The title text imagines that Unicode will gain other unexpected roles in the next 30 years. In particular it acts as an armed force, capable of intervening in military disputes, such as an annexation of Maine by its neighbor, New Hampshire. The title text ends with three Unicode emoji: "🙏" code point 1F64F "PERSON WITH FOLDED HANDS", "🚁" code point 1F681 "HELICOPTER", and "🎖" code point 1F396 "MILITARY MEDAL", suggesting that they are thanking them for their effort in the war, sending helicopters and soldiers to aid them against New Hampshire. The phrase "we're once again an independent state" may also be a political pun, as 2048 should be an election year, and King is an Independent senator.

==Transcript==
:[1988:]
:[A bearded man holds a document labeled "Unicode". Most likely he represents Joe Becker.]
:Bearded man: My "Unicode" standard should help reduce problems caused by incompatible binary text encodings.

:[2018:]
:[A tweet from Twitter is shown. To the left of Senator Angus King's name is his avatar (a face with a mustache) and to the right is the blue checkmark used by Twitter to signify a verified user.]
:Senator Angus King‏
:@SenAngusKing
:Great news for Maine - we're getting a lobster emoji!!! Thanks to @unicode for recognizing the impact of this critical crustacean, in Maine and across the country.
:Yours truly,
:Senator 🐮👑
:2/7/18 3:12 PM

:[Cueball and the bearded man (the latter now grey-haired) are looking at a wall with the Unicode standard, labeled "1988", and Senator King's tweet, labeled "2018", posted on it.]
:Cueball: What... what happened in those thirty years?
:Bearded man: ''Things got a little weird, okay?''

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==Trivia==
*Initial version of the comic had "1998" in panel 3 instead of "1988" as shown in panel 1. This was fixed later.

*Ironically, [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=1953:_The_History_of_Unicode&oldid=152168 the first version of this article] (automatically generated by a bot) had problems with emoji encoding.

*At one time the scenario in the title text wouldn't have been ''quite'' as far-fetched as it sounds. Maine and New Hampshire were for many years involved in border disputes, primarily over {{w|New Hampshire v. Maine|fishing rights}} and whether {{w|Seavey%27s Island|Seavey Island}}, located in the middle of the river that forms the border of the two states, was part of Maine or New Hampshire. The latter issue {{w|Piscataqua River border dispute|was not settled until 2002}}. Neither dispute ever quite rose to the level of a full-on shooting war but [http://nhpr.org/post/legacy-nh-maine-lobster-war-and-why-it-may-wage#stream/0 they got surprisingly close].

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2079: Alpha Centauri

2022-05-04T00:44:40Z

Jmc1994:

<div style="display: none">crap</div>{{comic
| number = 2079
| date = November 30, 2018
| title = Alpha Centauri
| image = alpha_centauri.png
| titletext = And let's be honest, it's more like two and a half stars. Proxima is barely a star and barely bound to the system.
}}

==Explanation==
{{w|Alpha Centauri}} is the closest star system to our solar system, being about 4.37 {{w|light-year}}s away. As such, there are numerous ongoing plans and projects to journey to, and explore the star system, especially since the exoplanet {{w|Proxima Centauri b}} was found in 2016 to possibly have liquid water oceans and a very thin atmosphere. Similar to {{w|Breakthrough Starshot|this project}}, Ponytail announces such a project using a {{w|Voyager program|Voyager}}-like probe.

However, an offscreen person is against the idea of sending a probe to that particular part of the galaxy, as they think that "Alpha Centauri sucks". The person says that they looked "online" and that the system "only has three stars". This is a pun playing on the stars used in online reviews and stars as celestial objects.

===Star Rating Systems===
Online rating systems, such as {{w|Yelp}}, often use {{w|Star (classification)|star rating system}}s, with more stars indicating higher quality, up to an arbitrary maximum, such as five stars to indicate the best rating. Due to the nature of 5 star rating systems, as shown in in comic [[1098: Star Ratings]], anything scoring less than 4 out of 5 in a 5 star rating system is crap; and in a 10-star rating system, scoring a mere 3 stars out of a possible 10 stars would be ''exceedingly'' low quality. The Alpha Centauri star system has 3 ''physical'' {{w|star}}s: Alpha Centauri A, Alpha Centauri B, and Proxima Centauri. The offscreen person has misconstrued this fact of the system as some kind of review.

The title text furthers the pun. Some online star rating systems also allow partial stars, such as a half-star, to allow more precision in rating (e.g. rating 2.5 stars instead of being forced to chose 3 stars or 2 stars), or display an average collective rating as partial stars (e.g. showing 2.5 stars when five people have rated 3 stars and five people have rated 2 stars). Alpha Centauri's "half star" refers to Proxima Centauri, a {{w|red dwarf}}, which is a type of low-mass star. According to the offscreen person, this barely qualifies it to be a star. Furthermore, Proxima Centauri is nearly 13,000 AU (0.21 light years) away from the other 2 stars in the system, so it was long unknown whether Proxima Centauri was gravitationally bound to the Alpha Centauri star system.

===Calculations===
All numbers are rounded after subsequent calculations.

According to [https://www.space.com/41447-parker-solar-probe-fastest-spacecraft-ever.html space.com] the fastest spacecraft ever will be the Parker Solar Probe which will reach 430,000 mph (692,000 km/h) as it reaches its closest point orbiting the sun. This is just over half of 1% of the needed speed of the Alpha Centauri vehicle proposed in the comic. The Voyager 1 spacecraft, launched in 1977, is currently traveling at about 38,000 mph (61,000 km/h).

Distance to Alpha Centauri system = 4.367ly

4.367 light years / 35 years = 0.12477ly per year

0.12477 light years/year * 5.879e+12 miles/light year = 733,484,000,000 miles/year

733,484,000,000 miles/year / 365 days/year / 24 hours/day = 83,000,000 Miles/hour / 1.60934 miles/kilometer = 134,000,000 Kilometers/hour

The above math assumes a constant speed, and requires a speed of ~0.124855c. Assuming a constant acceleration from rest (non-relativistic math follows):

35*365.25*24*60*60 = 1.10e+9 seconds in 35 years

4.367 * 5.879e+12 = 2.57e+13miles, 4.13e+13 km, 4.13e+16 m.

x = 1/2*a*t2

a = 2*x*t -2

Assuming constant acceleration to the halfway point and constant deceleration to the destination, (otherwise you streak through the system, barely observing anything):

ttrip = 2*thalfway

a = 2*2.06e+16*(5.50e+8) -2 = 0.136 m/s2, roughly 1/80 gravity.

vhalfway = a*thalfway.

Top Speed: 75,000,000 m/s ~ 1/4*c.

Assuming E = F*d, 0.136*1*4.13e+16 = 5.37e15 Joules will be required for each kilogram carried to Alpha Centauri in 35 years.

This would require an unimaginable amount of mass for a conventional chemical rocket, and is a completely impractical power requirement for any sort of passive solar sail concept.

Further, the top speed is fast enough to require a recalculation using relativistic physics to model the problem. This means that the energy budget will need to increase, as the relativistic mass of the probe will increase, requiring more force (and thus more energy) to accelerate and decelerate near its top speed than this calculation returns.

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breakthrough_Starshot Active], laser based propulsion methods require currently non-existent and purely specualtive laser and materials technologies, as well as a powerplant equivalent to 12,500 of the [https://www.power-technology.com/features/feature-largest-nuclear-power-plants-world/ World's Largest Nuclear Plant] to transport sub-gram masses on this timescale. This also assumes that any probes can be steered accurately enough across interstellar distances to come close enough to image with any resolution the bodies they will be passing at a non-trivial fraction of c.

Short of FTL travel or near-perfect mass-energy conversion technology, transporting more than a fraction of a gram of material to Alpha Centauri in a human lifetime will be unachievable. Short of an enormous breakthrough in power generation, transporting even a fraction of a gram is impossible.

Nonetheless, [http://breakthroughinitiatives.org/challenges/3 Breakthrough Starshot] is attempting to send many gram-sized probes to Alpha Centauri within the century. Following current technological trends, they expect the efficiency of laser-based propulsion to increase by launch time, allowing launches driven by an unreasonably-large-but-achievable amount of power. The top speed needed is halved by refraining from slowing at all at the destination: the probes will aim a distance away from the target, so that it traverses by slowly enough for a camera to rotate and track it, even at near-light speeds. To account for error and space dust, the plan is to launch many tiny probes simultaneously. They may only be able to accomplish their goal if they can get enough funding to actually affect the global economy enough to make the technologies they require more efficient to produce. Launches would additionally burn incredible quantities of natural gas.

==Transcript==
:[Ponytail stands on a podium giving a presentation in front of a slide with an image of a [https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Voyager_1 Voyager-like] spacecraft.]
:Ponytail: Our probe can reach Alpha Centauri in under 35 years.
:Offscreen voice: We should go somewhere else. Alpha Centauri sucks.
:Ponytail: Huh? It's the closest, most convenient system!
:Offscreen: Yeah, but I checked online and it only has three stars.

{{comic discussion}}

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[[Category:Online reviews]]
[[Category:Puns]]

2021: Software Development

2022-05-04T00:43:02Z

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{{comic
| number = 2021
| date = July 18, 2018
| title = Software Development
| image = software_development.png
| titletext = Update: It turns out the cannon has a motorized base, and can make holes just fine using the barrel itself as a battering ram. But due to design constraints it won't work without a projectile loaded in, so we still need those drills.
}}

==Explanation==
Software development is often characterized by [[1513: Code Quality|graceless]] [[1695: Code Quality 2|solutions]] to rudimentary problems. [[Cueball]] has built an elegant drill (function) that can adjust torque and speed as necessary automatically to fulfill his requirement of 500 holes in the wall. [[Hairy]], in a categorically inelegant solution, loads 500 drills into a cannon and shoots them at the wall. This solution, in reality, would entail too many ludicrous safety problems to execute, but in software, the implications are only [[1833: Code Quality 3|really bad code]].

The casual disregard for the software itself is reminiscent of the idea of [https://devops.stackexchange.com/questions/653/what-is-the-definition-of-cattle-not-pets cattle not pets] when deploying to servers.

This resembles assigning two different software teams to resolve different parts of a problem and of making the independent tools collaborate to form a fluid solution. The so-called "drill team" is given the task of making the part of the system that makes a hole in the wall. The cannon team was given the task of making the part of the system that aims what the drill team produces at the designated place on the wall and subsequently drills the hole. The drill team assumed that the aiming device would merely position their portion on the wall allowing it to make the hole, but the cannon team could not make assumptions about how the drill team would generate holes - they needed to make something that could use whatever the drill team produced to make the holes, thus making a cannon, so they could ensure their success.

The title text is a joke about how often in software the best solution to a problem is general rather than specific. See for example developers using Ruby on Rails (a full web framework with support for emails, templating, and web sockets) for a simple API-only service. They only need a very small part of rails (the hole drilling part), but end up with the whole framework anyway due to design limitations.

Another explanation of the title text is that software development is also often characterized by complexity and unintentional interdependence between different modules of code. It is an unending source of frustration for coders that a seemingly minor change to code can cause major changes to how the program works, including changes seemingly unrelated to the specific code that changed. A similar problem is when a line of code that “should be” unnecessary (according to the rules of the programming language) ends up being essential because the program will not work if the code is cleaned up and the line removed. A final factor is that coders often write a particular function once in the first module, and then call back to that function when necessary in subsequent modules rather than rewriting the function over and over again. In that case, the first module cannot be eliminated, even if it is no longer necessary, because then all of the calls to the original function would be null, and the rest of the modules could not work. This can happen not just within programs but across them, as much software on the internet relies on large collections of program modules in public or open source software databases. When a module goes missing it can have wide ranging effects, as seen in {{w|Npm (software)#Notable breakages|March of 2016.}}

In the context of the comic, it could be that the code for the cannon was written to check if it is “loaded” before it does anything, so the drill code is still needed to get the cannon to move on its motorized base and make the holes. Or the code for the drill defines an obscure variable that is used by other code for the cannon or its base, so “removing” the drill code would cause the cannon to “crash” and not operate.

==Transcript==
:[Cueball and Hairy are standing together and Hairy holds a power tool in his hands.]
:Cueball: We need to make 500 holes in that wall, so I've built this automatic drill. It uses elegant precision gears to continually adjust its torque and speed as needed.
:Hairy: Great, it's the perfect weight! We'll load 500 of them into the cannon we made and shoot them at the wall.

:[Caption below the frame:]
:How software development works

{{comic discussion}}
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[[Category:Comics featuring Hairy]]
[[Category:Programming]]

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2022-05-04T00:18:42Z

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1014: Car Problems

2022-05-04T00:17:31Z

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{{comic
| number = 1014
| date = February 8, 2012
| title = Car Problems
| image = car_problems.png
| titletext = Or if you replace your car, we'll be happy to set it on fire again so you can take another crack at getting that shot.
}}
==Explanation==
[[Megan|Megan's]] car appears to have combusted at some point while she left it unattended. Suspecting her friends and acquaintances [[Cueball]], [[Black Hat]] and [[Danish]] of perhaps having something to do with it, she gathers them in front of a couch and draws attention to the fact that something is just a little bit wrong with the two juxtaposed images she shows them. When she asks ''What is wrong with this picture'', they all three take this question literally and start critiquing the picture quality, and not the subject, feigning complete ignorance about the car being on fire. When Megan exasperatedly tells them what is wrong with the picture —that her car is on fire!— they continue to act evasive by telling her that she should buy a better camera. But at least here they acknowledges that the car is on fire, as they suggest she uses the insurance money (from the car) to buy this better camera.

The title text and the dialogue suggest that Megan's friends aren't being evasive to avoid telling her the truth, they are just doing exactly what they were told. They patiently and correctly describe what is wrong with the picture. If Megan had wanted to know what was wrong with her car, then she should have asked that directly. Her friends are just being friendly when they offer to help her create the scene [again] so that she can shoot the picture correctly. And the "again" proves that they did set the car on fire, and they are not trying to deny this. But for sure they are messing with her, both by setting her car on fire, deliberately understanding her question in another way than she intended, and then even suggesting that they will set her new car on fire as well.

As for the particular details of the digital photography terms mentioned:

*{{w|White balance}}: Artificial indoor light is more yellow, outdoor light is more blue. The light color can also depend on weather or time of day. The human eye is a very good judge of whiteness under a variety of lighting conditions, digital cameras often have difficulty automatically correcting for this which can cause images to look too blue or orange. Professional cameras and image editing software allow you to adjust the white balance manually, which Megan probably has not done.
*{{w|Focus (optics)|Focus}} is a bit too close: As light passes through a camera lens, it is bent until the rays converge on the film or sensor. If the focus is too close, it implies that point of convergence from the light of the subject is slightly in front of the sensor (i.e. that Megan has accidentally focused on something closer than the car). This will result in near objects being (too) sharp, and the car being slightly blurry.
*{{w|Chromatic aberration}}: This causes colored artifacts in an image, typically caused by cheap lenses, which do not focus light of different wavelengths (and thus different colors) in the same way. It is usually visible as a blueish or reddish outline around objects.
** It was mentioned again much later in [[1791: Telescopes: Refractor vs Reflector]], but here it actually has something to do with the subject of the comic...
*{{w|Megapixels}}: This is the number of image sensor elements of digital cameras or the pixels on digital displays. More pixels improve the resolution but can also result in less overall quality for the pictures, due in part to the reduced size of each pixel sensor (because the total sensor size is typically the same for a given class of camera), and because for consumer-targeted products the total engineering budget is limited, so that extra money spent on a high megapixel sensor ends up reducing the money spent on other elements such as the lenses.

While this comic focuses on misunderstandings by people viewing pictures this could be also a reference to the [http://www-odi.nhtsa.dot.gov/owners/SearchResults?searchType=ID&targetCategory=I&searchCriteria.nhtsa_ids=PE11037 battery fire] in a stored, damaged {{w|Chevrolet Volt}} automobile. During a side-impact safety test, which the car passed with a five star rating at [http://www.popularmechanics.com/cars/alternative-fuel/hybrids/the-straight-story-on-the-chevy-volt-battery-fire-6601217 Popular Mechanics], its high voltage battery pack was damaged. Part of the test procedure includes rolling the vehicle over after the impact to check for leaking fluids; during the rollover check, the vehicle electronics were flooded with coolant. The damaged vehicle was then put into storage where its high voltage battery remained energized; three weeks later the battery spontaneously caught fire, potentially due to corrosion, and destroyed the car. GM subsequently made design changes to address the causes of the fire.

Megan's car also caught fire in [[1693: Oxidation]], but this time she knew for sure who did it, so no direct relation to this comic, except the poor luck Megan has with her cars.

==Transcript==
:[Megan stands in front of a projection on a screen and points with a stick to the picture shown of a blue car with yellow head lights standing on a gray road with green grass behind. She has an audience consisting of Cueball standing in front of Black Hat who is sitting and leaning back in a chair and Danish standing behind him.]
:Megan: Attention, please.
:Megan: This is a photo of my car as of two weeks ago.

:[Zoom in on Megan only, still in front of the screen, but pointing on a new projection of the same car engulfed in red and yellow flames, with lots of black smoke above the flames.]
:Megan: And ''this'' is my car as I found it this morning.
:Megan: Can anyone tell me what's wrong with this picture?

:[Zoom in on her audience who all ponders, Cueball with a hand on his chin, Black Hat sitting up straight and Danish scratching the back of her head.]

:[Zoom out to all four in a frame-less panel, seen from the side so the screen with the color picture is seen almost from the side. It is possible to see that there is colors on the screen but not what the picture looks like. All three respond to Megan, who is standing with her pointer down; Cueball now has his hands down, Black Hat still sits straight, and Danish now has a hand to her chin.]
:Cueball: The white balance, for one.
:Danish: Focus is a bit too close.
:Black Hat: The chromatic aberration suggests you bought your camera because it had "The most megapixels".

:[Zoom in on Megan only, who violently swishes her pointing stick up towards the screen behind her (off panel). The other three are outside the panel to the right, and two of them makes comments. It is not possible to say which of the three speaks.]
:Megan: '''''The car is on fire!'''''
:Off panel voice 1: Maybe you should use the insurance money to get a better camera.
:Off panel voice 2: Yeah.

{{comic discussion}}

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[[Category:Comics featuring Megan]]
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]
[[Category:Comics featuring Black Hat]]
[[Category:Comics featuring Danish]]

1364: Like I'm Five

2022-05-04T00:14:19Z

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{{comic
| number = 1364
| date = May 5, 2014
| title = Like I'm Five
| image = like_im_five.png
| titletext = 'Am I taking care of you? I have a thesis to write!' 'My parents are at their house; you visited last--' 'No, no, explain like you're five.'
}}

==Explanation==
Megan tells Cueball that she is working on her math {{w|thesis}}. A thesis consists of original research and generally deals with material that is difficult for the uninitiated to understand. Cueball anticipates that it will be difficult to understand, and asks her to "explain it like I'm five". "Explain it like I'm five" is a way of asking for a simpler explanation of some difficult topic, in a way that a five-year-old child would be able to understand. Megan sarcastically (or perhaps not) treats Cueball as if he is an actual 5-year-old without his parents, expressing her concern that a 5-year-old is without any supervision. This is an example of idiomatic language being taken literally, something that [[Randall]] has explored in other comics as well, such as [[1454: Done]].

In the title text, Megan feigns concern that she will have to abandon her work to take care of this supposed lost child and takes this role-playing further by refusing to respond to Cueball until he phrases his comments as a 5-year-old would.

The common expression "Explain it like I'm five" is inspired by a line by {{w|Groucho Marx}} in his movie {{w|Duck Soup (1933 film)|Duck Soup}}. "''Why a four-year-old child could understand this report! Run out and find me a four-year-old child, I can't make head or tail of it.''"[http://muse.tau.ac.il/maslool/boidem/54groucho.html]

==Transcript==
:Cueball: What've you been up to?
:Megan: Doing tons of math for my thesis.
:Cueball: Can you explain it like I'm five?
:Megan: "Oh my god, where are your parents?"

==External links==
*[http://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/ Explain like I'm five subreddit.]
*[http://www.freerangekids.com freerangekids.com] blog for and by parents who would rather have their kids asking math grad students questions than constantly reporting their geocoordinates.

{{comic discussion}}
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[[Category:Comics featuring Megan]]
[[Category: Research Papers]]

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2022-05-03T23:43:33Z

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202: YouTube

2022-05-03T23:32:42Z

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{{comic
| number = 202
| date = December 27, 2006
| title = YouTube
| image = youtube.png
| titletext = I pray GunPistolMan never learns the word 'sheeple'.
}}

==Explanation==

This comic is pointing out the fact that many of the comments on {{rw|YouTube}} videos are insipid and poorly informed, being pointless arguments over some minor topic or factually incorrect position ({{rw|conspiracy}}). At the time of this comic, YouTube was fairly new, and the comic's observation about the inanity of YouTube comments was novel. Since then, this observation has become a widely accepted truism about the Internet. In this case, the {{rw|Moon_landing_hoax|Moon landing hoaxers}} are at the receiving end of [[Randall]]'s pen.

* The comment by ''Rocckir'' just states that the video is obviously fake, with no evidence or explanation.

* The comment by ''BigMike133'' confuses the {{w|Space Shuttle}} (which was never capable of landing on the Moon) with the {{w|Apollo Lunar Module}}.

* The comment from ''GunPistolMan'' claims that the video is fake due to the mistaken belief that the Moon would have no {{w|Gravity|gravity}}, whereas in reality, every object in the universe made of matter has gravity, including the Moon, {{w|Comet|comets}}, {{w|Asteroid|asteroids}}, {{w|Natural satellite|moons of other planets}}, even yourself, and so on. The gravity of the Moon is approximately 1/6 the gravity of {{w|Earth}}.

* The comment by ''CrackMonkey74'' names {{w|Louis Armstrong}}, a famous jazz musician, who may have [http://lyrics.wikia.com/Louis_Armstrong:Moon_Song waxed] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5x8HnyIYHE lyrical] about the moon, but never went there. The ill-informed commenter actually means {{w|Neil Armstrong}}, who was the first person to walk on the Moon. The dare to accuse Armstrong to his face may be a reference to an incident where moon-hoax conspiracy theorist {{w|Bart Sibrel}} confronted {{w|Buzz Aldrin}} and called him "a coward, and a liar, and a thief." Aldrin responded by punching Sibrel; Sibrel's attempt to bring charges was dismissed on the grounds that he had provoked Aldrin to the point where the punch was a justified response.

* The comment by ''SimplePlan2009'' presents, perhaps mocking the other commenters, the ludicrous position that the Moon shot was faked by actors filming the scene on {{w|Mars}}, a planet that at its closest approach to Earth is over a hundred times farther away than the Moon. Landing humans on Mars (much less landing enough people and equipment to set up a soundstage) is a feat that has still not been accomplished, and if it had been possible during the Apollo era, the landing on the Moon would have been a trivial task in comparison. In other words, why go through all the trouble of faking it, if doing it for real would have been no trouble at all?

The reputation of YouTube comment threads as cesspools of abject stupidity and blatant trolling is revisited in [[301: Limerick]] and [[481: Listen to Yourself]].

The username CrackMonkey74 appears again in [[406: Venting]] and [[574: Swine Flu]].

The title text is the first reference to {{rw|Sheeple}}, which [[:Category:Sheeple|appeared a few more times]] in xkcd comics.

==Transcript==
:[Caption above the panel:]
:The Internet has always had loud dumb people, but I've never seen anything quite as bad as the people who comment on YouTube videos.
:[Below shows a still of a 44-second video of Moon landing. An astronaut is seen at the center of the still with an Apollo lunar lander at the background.]
:[Below the video shows a list of comments, top to bottom:]
:Comments & Responses
:[The name of the commenters and the time when the comment was posted is shown above each comment in a gray background.]
:rocckir (48 minutes ago)
:this is so obviously faked its unbilevable, why r people so gullible??? morons
:(reply) (mark as spam)
:bigmike133 (35 minutes ago)
:ive seen the space shuttle ass hole it definetly landed on the moon do some research...
:(reply) (mark as spam)
:GunPistolMan (22 minutes ago)
:if it was real why is their gravity? americans r fucken sheep
:(reply) (mark as spam)
:crackmonkey74 (17 minutes ago)
:u dont think we went to the moon why not tell louis armstrong to his face
:(reply) (mark as spam)
:simpleplan2009 (5 minutes ago)
:it was a soundstage on mars
:(reply) (mark as spam)

==Trivia==
In July 2009, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vml7pZJujF0 a restored video] showing Neil Armstrong's first moonwalk was uploaded to YouTube. User Michael Huang copied to that video's comments section all the sentences in this comic. Then, after some other users took some of his comments seriously, he later added another comment stating, "This entire comment chain is from the famous webcomic, xkcd." The comments are copied verbatim, including typos and grammar errors. The only mistake is in the first comment: Michael Huang included only one question mark when the comic has three of them.

{{comic discussion}}
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[[Category:YouTube]]
[[Category:Sheeple]]

1781: Artifacts

2022-05-03T23:26:06Z

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{{comic
| number = 1781
| date = January 4, 2017
| title = Artifacts
| image = artifacts.png
| titletext = I didn't even realize you could HAVE a data set made up entirely of outliers.
}}

==Explanation==
The comic shows [[Cueball]] presenting data that was probably gathered in research. It's not clear what type of data it is, but one spike has been highlighted on the graph, despite this spike being apparently no larger than the noise in the data (and is much smaller than the central peak). Cueball seems to have made some kind of mistake in either the statistics or the measurement of the undefined subject of his research, thus his data results in many outliers. The word artifact is a wordplay with two meanings. It is either an {{w|Artifact_(archaeology)|archaeological artifact}} (such as the {{w|Holy Grail}} as in ''{{w|Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade}}'') or a fault in your experiment, where you (usually accidentally) influence the measurement with your equipment or unanticipated environmental factors. These are called {{w|Artifact_(error)|error artifacts}}.

{{w|Indiana Jones}} is (often humorously) [http://www.nbcnews.com/id/24595365/ns/technology_and_science-science/t/indiana-jones-would-make-bad-archaeologist/#.WG1XuflViig cited] as being a bad {{w|archaeologist}}. He often destroys the area he is looking for artifacts in, despite the context in which they were found being as or more important, archaeologically, than the artifacts themselves. He does not appear to make any records, carries the artifacts around without any thought for their ancient and fragile nature, and most often ends up losing the artifacts altogether.

An example of an error artifact is the measurement of the force between two charged metal spheres ({{w|Coulomb force}}), where the potential of unearthed nearby objects influences the measurement, thus causing an artifact. Artifacts have been mentioned before in xkcd, as in [[1453: fMRI]], where getting into the MRI machine induced unintended effects, such as thoughts of claustrophobia.

The title text refers to the entire data set being "outliers." In statistics, an outlier is an observation point that is distant from other observations. One way to have a data set composed entirely of outliers would be a data set with N points, in a 1/2 N-dimensional space, where each point is zero for every dimension except one, unique to itself. The 1/2 is because there would also be a -1 point.[http://math.stackexchange.com/questions/1302395/n-points-can-be-equidistant-from-each-other-only-in-dimensions-ge-n-1] All these points are equidistant from each other.

We could also infer that the accusation is a jab at the fact that the data points are all over the place; a good example of such chaotic data can be see in [[1725: Linear Regression]].

==Transcript==
:[Cueball is standing on a podium pointing at his presentation which includes a large line graph in the center part. There is plenty of text on the presentation, but none of it is readable. The central part of the line is raised high above the left and right part. The point where the line drops towards right is highlighted with a circle, with a double arrow above it pointing to a caption. There is also text next to the circle to the right. Above the graph there are three smaller panels with drawings. There is one caption above these, and also one above the large graph. Below the graph there are two smaller panels with curves, each panel has it's own caption. Cueball addresses an unseen audience, and one from the audience interrupts him.]
:Cueball: The data clearly proves that-
:Offscreen voice: Are you Indiana Jones?
:Offscreen voice: Because you've got a lot of artifacts there, and I'm pretty sure you didn't handle them right.

{{comic discussion}}

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[[Category:Public speaking]]
[[Category:Line graphs]]
[[Category:Charts]]

1030: Keyed

2022-05-03T23:21:32Z

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{{comic
| number = 1030
| date = March 16, 2012
| title = Keyed
| image = keyed.png
| titletext = I was sure he was just getting revenge, but then he did the same thing to Carrie Underwood. Then he mailed me a scone. I think I'm giving up dating.
}}

==Explanation==
This comic is a take on one of the typical revenge tactics in dating and in life, which is one person "keying" the car of another. To "key" a car is to drag a key across the side of the car, sometimes multiple times, ruining the paint job. Instead, our friend [[Beret Guy]] painted a really detailed key on the side of [[Ponytail]]'s car in his version of "keying" a car. She broke up with him the day before, as she explains to [[Cueball]], but Beret Guy is so strange that she now can't tell if it was revenge or even if he remembers that she broke up with him.

The title text is a reference to the song ''{{w|Before He Cheats}}'' by {{w|Carrie Underwood}}; a revenge song in which Carrie Underwood imagines her boyfriend cheating and takes revenge on his prized truck. This explains why Beret Guy might also paint a key on Carrie Underwood's car specifically, but it just confuses the situation since it brings into doubt the theory of him "keying" her car out of revenge (there is no known reason or reference to a reason for Beret Guy to want revenge on Carrie Underwood in the xkcd continuity). The second part of the title text in which Beret Guy sent Ponytail a scone (Beret Guy really likes baked goods, so he would assume other people do too) further confuses the situation, causing Ponytail to completely give up on dating.

Beret Guy and scones are also referenced in [[452: Mission]] and in the title text of [[677: Asshole]]. His love for bakeries was first mentioned in [[434: xkcd Goes to the Airport]].

The song {{w|Before He Cheats#Background|details}} Carrie Underwood imagining her boyfriend hanging out and flirting with a "bleach-blonde" girl, shooting pool, buying her a drink, dancing, and hoping to "get lucky" with her while she is vandalizing his customized four-wheel drive vehicle by scratching its side with a key, carving her name into its leather seats, smashing the headlights with a {{w|Louisville Slugger}} baseball bat and slashing all four tires in retaliation. She hopes that this will make him "think before he cheats" again.

==Transcript==
:[Ponytail and Cueball are walking along.]
:Ponytail: I broke up with him yesterday.
:Cueball: That weird guy with the beret?
:Cueball: Did he take it okay?

:Ponytail: He seemed upset. He went out to my car—
:Cueball: Uh oh
:Ponytail: —and spent the whole night painting a really detailed key on the side.
:Cueball: ...Wait, what?
:[Image of Beret Guy painting a giant key on the side of a car.]

:Ponytail: Then he woke me up to ask what I thought of it.
:Ponytail: He looked really proud.
:[Beret Guy holding a paintbrush.]

:Cueball: I ... is he playing revenge mind games?
:Ponytail: I genuinely can't tell if he remembers that we broke up.

{{comic discussion}}
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]
[[Category:Comics featuring Ponytail]]
[[Category:Comics featuring Beret Guy]]
[[Category:Romance]]
[[Category:Food]]

1506: xkcloud

2022-05-03T23:13:26Z

Jmc1994: Undo revision 233925 by X. K. C. D. (talk)

{{comic
| number = 1506
| date = April 1, 2015
| title = xkcloud
| image = xkcloud.png
| titletext =
}}
<div class="toclimit-3">{{TOC}}</div>
'''NOTE: The above is the first panel of an interactive comic.''' 
To actually experience the interactive content you need to go to this comic on xkcd (click on the date above the comic, which, as always, takes you to the xkcd comic). 
A page with pictures representing the other three main types of pages can be seen here: [[1506: xkcloud/Pictures of other pages|Pictures of other pages]]. 
Similarly here is a page with some of the pictures of the comic created by users: [[1506: xkcloud/Pictures posted by users|Pictures posted by users]]. 
There is also a [[1506: xkcloud/Transcript|transcript]] of these other pages. Here are also a list and explanations for the [[1506: xkcloud/Transcript#Reason for data loss|Reason for data loss]] and the other features like user names and like buttons etc.

==Explanation==
This was the sixth [[:Category:April fools' comics|April fools' comic]] released by [[Randall]]. The previous fools comic was
[[1350: Lorenz]] from Tuesday April 1st 2014. The next was [[1663: Garden]] scheduled for release Friday April 1st 2016, but in the end released on [[1663:_Garden#Monday_4th_of_April_release|Monday April 4th]] 2016.

In this interactive {{w|April Fools' Day}} comic [[Cueball]], presumably representing [[Randall]], admits to the readers he built a flimsy {{w|Cloud computing|cloud}} services company using spare computers and parts. Included in the cloud hardware are (from left to right) a {{w|Macintosh}}, several old laptops, an {{w|Alienware}} tower, a {{w|Nintendo}} {{w|VirtualBoy}}, an old desktop with the cover off, and an {{w|Atari, Inc.|Atari}} {{w|Pong#Home_version|Pong Console}}.

He named the company after xkcd, xkcloud being a [[:category:Portmanteau|portmanteau]] of "[[xkcd]]" and "{{w|Cloud computing|cloud}}", here pronounced XK-cloud. The portmanteau incidentally still contains all four xkcd letters in the correct order: xkcLOUd. This was later reused for the xkcd keyboard in [[2150: XKeyboarCD]], where the word Keyboard, has an X before the word and a C before the D with the xkcd letters capitalized.

After providing his services to various (very big) companies ({{w|Facebook}}, {{w|Twitter}} and {{w|Tumblr}}), that are very concerned with securing the users data, his setup failed (some portions may even have caught fire? He is not sure). This has caused him to lose the data he was required to preserve as part of his service. He thus requests the readers help to make up and re-imagine the lost data by pressing the large red button at the bottom of the comic. Preferably ''before Facebook & Co notice we lost it.''

If you take him up on his request and push the button, you will be taken to a "survey" where you will get the chance to help by either trying to combine a posted picture with its lost text or, vice versa, by trying to combine a posted text with its lost picture. In either case you get a selection of texts/pictures to choose from but can also choose to write your own text or even draw the picture. After doing this you get to see this combination in the news feed together with several other posts (which other people have helped combine from other lost data). And then you can continue helping as long as you like.

The content of the "surveys" appear to come from reader submissions, and are different upon every click. This is thus both an interactive and a dynamic comic with only the first picture shown on top of this page. By inviting the xkcd readers to add content that will be displayed in the comic later, the result of all the interactions leads to the generation of {{w|Crowdsourcing|crowd-sourced content}}.

It was not immediately clear if the reader-created drawings or captions are, in fact, being cycled into the surveys and feeds, or if the displayed items were all created by Randall and the reader-created content is simply discarded. With the huge amount of different comments and drawings that already appeared on the first day, and since especially the drawings look like they are created in the simple Paint app (i.e. not by Randall), there can be no doubt that most of the content is created by the users. However he must have made some pictures to get it all started, and at least one of these can be seen [[1506: xkcloud/Pictures posted by users#Randall's pictures|here]].

This comic resembles last years April Fools' comic [[1350: Lorenz]] where user input also generated a very complex crowd-sourced comic. In both comics it was possible to create a [[#Permalink|permalink]] to save a given version of the comic to share with others.

An earlier comic was also related to problems with cloud computing: [[908: The Cloud]].

Due to the very complex nature of this comic, there are lots of details that may need an explanation. This can be found in the sections below.

==Detailed explanation==
*Note that there have been some [[#Changes and bugs|changes and bugs]] regarding this comic after it was first released.
*Some of the pictures that are referenced below was saved before these changes took place. So consult [[#Changes in the comic|these changes]] if the pictures do not match the expectations.

===Functionality===
*Pressing the red button at the '''front page''' (shown here above) links to one of two interactive survey pages (see [[1506: xkcloud/Pictures of other pages|the pictures]] of all types of pages.).
**All these pages have a news feed below the top post. This will be described [[#News feed|here below]].
*The '''Lost picture page''' (see several [[1506: xkcloud/Pictures of other pages#Help.21 We lost the picture page|pictures here]]) asks the reader to indicate which of eight '''line-drawings''' (see several [[1506: xkcloud/Pictures posted by users|examples here]]) best matches a given caption, or the reader can create their own drawing.
**This can be done on the '''Draw one your self sub-page''' (see several [[1506: xkcloud/Pictures of other pages#Draw one your self page|pictures here]]) in a simple web-based "{{w|Paint (software)|paint}}"-style {{w|Web application|app}}.
***Note that someone found a way to copy a picture into the comic. See at least one example of this [[1506: xkcloud/Pictures posted by users#Copy pasted pictures|here]].
*The '''Lost text page''' (see several [[1506: xkcloud/Pictures of other pages#Help! We lost the text page|pictures here]]) asks the reader to indicate which of eight captions best matches the given drawing, or the reader can create their own caption and submit this instead.
**These captions are user generated. See transcribed examples of these '''post from users''' [[1506: xkcloud/Transcript#Post from users|here]].
*In either case, at the top of the pages, we are given the '''Reason for the data loss'''. And there are many different reasons (all by account of Randall).
**A list of transcribed reasons (with explanations included) [[1506: xkcloud/Transcript#Reason for data loss|can be found here]].
*After completing the "survey" you go to a new page appears:
*The '''Help us recover more data''' page (see several [[1506: xkcloud/Pictures of other pages#Help us recover more data page|pictures here]]) has yet another red button like the front page, but on this page it is at the top of the page, saying exactly ''Help us recover more data''.
**By pushing this button you go to one of the two "Lost" pages mentioned above.
*It is possible to go back to the front page at any time by clicking the picture of Cueball sitting behind his desk in the same way as he does in the first picture on the front page.
**Cueball is always present to the left on all pages after the front page.
**But if you go back to the front page like this, then if you again click on the "original" red button to return to help with the recovery, you will always go back to the same page you came from (with the same posts in the news feed and if it is one of the lost data pages also with the same post to fix.)
**You can thus only get to a new survey page by finishing the current task (or pressing a permalink as [[#Permalink|discussed below]]).

===News feed===
*Below the "survey" or the post you just recovered (to begin with), you will be presented with a listing similar to a {{w|Facebook features#News Feed|Facebook news feed}}, listing six posts of the line-drawings apparently tagged with the captions as paired up by other users survey results.
**The posts are made by apparently '''fictional randomly-named readers''' (see transcribed examples [[1506: xkcloud/Transcript#User names|of names here]]).
**But there are only 20 '''user pictures'''. See these (and why it is known that there are only 20) as well as a description of these pictures [[1506: xkcloud/Transcript#User pictures|here]].
**The posts are accompanied by a button similar to Facebook's "'''{{w|Like button}}'''" but here the button is labeled with different words which are all {{w|synonyms}} for ''[http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/want want]'' (see transcribed [[1506: xkcloud/Transcript#Like buttons|list of words here]]). So not "to like" but "to want" is the new thing in this version of Facebook.
*After the first time you recovered a post, there will thus be seven posts on the ''Help us recover more data'' page, six new posts below the one you just helped complete.
**The only difference when you click this pages red button (rather than when you start for the first time at the front page) is that there will now be seven posts below the one you need to fix.
**These seven posts are the same as those you had on the previous page, including your own at the top.

===Permalink===
*Next to each post there is a text ''Link'' above the "Want" button above the picture. (This goes for all three types of pages mentioned above.)
*The "Link" is an actual link of the type that is called a "'''{{w|permalink}}'''", a portmanteau of "permanent-link".
*If you wish to "save" any given post for future reference (for instance one with your own drawing) you can do so by copying down this link.
**Last year's April Fools comic, [[1350: Lorenz]], was the first time the [[1350: Lorenz#Permalink|concept of a permalink]] was used on xkcd.
**The permalink option did not appear in the comic until very late in the afternoon on April 1. The "Link" was thus not present on the pictures refereed above. (See [[1506: xkcloud/Pictures of other pages#After 18:00 ET on April 1st|these pictures]] instead).
*Pressing the "Link" next to any given post takes you to the page of the permalink:
**This page will show a version of the ''Help us recover more data'' page with the chosen post as the top post.
**But when you clicked the permalink it takes you to this "new" page and this page will '''not''' show all the posts from the page where you chose it.
**Only the post you saved via the "Link" next to it.
***All the other post will again just be chosen at random, and these will change again every time you reload this page via the saved permalink.
***Even the text on the "want" buttons also continues to change.
***The user name and user picture stay the same though.
*As an '''example''' of a [http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/50b47c70-3a7c-504d-bcc0-60597338e999 permalink] this is a post saying: ''We told Iran that atomic energy is unsafe'' for a picture of a black devil and two Cueballs next to a road.
**Originally the user name was {{w|Mark Zuckerberg}} but this has since changed to ''Destiny1983'' next to a user picture of a stick figure with black hair on a skateboard.
**See [[#Changes in the comic|Changes in the comic]] below for a possible reason.
**Also please make a note here, if the user name and picture is no longer the same.
*A huge '''collection of permalinks''' with link to the pictures have been amassed here:
**[[1506: xkcloud/Table of Permalinks|Table with permalinks]] contains all known images and captions at least once. (2179 feed entries, featuring 1481 different pictures and 1935 different captions, as of 2015-04-24)
**[[1506: xkcloud/List of Permalinks|List of Permalinks]] contains all known permalinks (25585 links, as of 2015-04-24)

====Details on the permalink====
*Since the post from the page where you choose the first permalink are reloaded... Can you then only save one post at a time?
*The answer is "no" - you can save all post on any given page.
**For each "Link" text on a given page, there has already been generated a unique permalink {{w|URL}}.
**Thus you can copy any permalink via the "Link", without actually pressing the "Link" to obtain the permalink for a given post.
**Furthermore, since this may be the only comic where you can copy the text, you can simple mark the entire page and copy paste it into a document that contains formating. If you do this then you will have all the text, pictures and most importantly the permalinks for all the posts.
*If you click the Link and go to the permalink page there will be seven posts, six new and the one you just saved.
**The behavior of the posts is very strange from here if you press more permalink on this first permalink page
**Also it will not be the same again after this first time as compared to if you continue to help recover more data and uses the permalink later.
**On this first permalink page, where your chosen post is at the top, if you click on another posts permalink the following will happen:
***The post you originally choose disappears from the page, as the new chosen post is moved to the top.
***But the other five post remains in the same order, so there are not only 6 posts.
***If you continue to choose the other posts one at a time, they will simply exchange place with the one at the top. All six post remaining.
***Once you have been through all of them, then the order of the post have been determined.
****So if you click on a "Link" that you have already once activated, then this page will just reload, and the post will have the same order as last time.
****This is only until you choose reload, or when you load such a permalink later. Then again it will just be the chosen post, and then always six other new posts.
**If you then at some point move on via the red button you kind of stay in the permalink page, now just with new options to choose from.
***If you then creates a new post, six new posts will be loaded below.
***But when you click on a permalink at this point, there will not be any reloading of the post (because it is not the first time).
***So any post you click will move to the top, but all the other (six this time) will stay, the top post just moving down to another position.
****And it is not always a direct exchange. Sometimes the top post moves to another position and then pushes the others down until they reach the now calculated position of the post now at the top.

===Our policy regarding your personal data===
:On every of the pages after the front page Cueball sits at his desk labeled XKCD.COM
:Below him are xkcloud's policy:
:''Our policy regarding your personal data'':
*Please stop sending us your personal data
*We are running out of places to put it
*Is this even yours?
*Does anyone recognize whose data this is?
*Oh jeez never mind here comes more data
*Why are you doing this
*Please stop
*Help
:As can be seen he is getting desperate because people keep sending them more data.
::He has no place to store it.
::And he do not even know who the data belongs to.
::So now he hopes someone else recognize the data (what you are doing if you choose to help).
::In the end he simply pleads for people to stop and then shouts ''Help''.
:If you click on the desk you are sent back to the front page of the comic.
:But below Help is their real contact detail [[#Don't contact us|Don't contact us]]:

===Don't contact us===
*At the same time that the permalink appeared, there was also suddenly a new link on all other pages than the front page:
**The link is written in a very weak gray font; it can even be hard to see on some screens. However, it can be found using a simple ctrl-f.
***It has possibly changed color since it first appeared, as it was fairly easy to see then.
***This is certainly intentionally done so by Randall, as it is a reference to another comic (see below).
**It is located right beneath ''help'' at the bottom of the list of problems written under ''our policy regarding your personal data'' right beneath Cueball at his desk to the left (see [[1506: xkcloud/Pictures of other pages#After 18:00 ET on April 1st|picture here]]).
**In some cases tilting the screen will help to make it visible.
**If you cannot see it, you can still find it with the cursor, or you can also highlight the text below Cueball all the way down and copy-paste it into a text editor to see what it says.
*The link text reads '''Don't contact us''' and links to a chatroom at [https://euphoria.io/ euphoria.io].
*Clicking the link opens the [https://euphoria.io/room/xkcd/ xkcd chatroom] at Euphoria. (See a [[1506: xkcloud/Pictures of other pages#xkcd chat forum|picture here]]).
**Several xkcd users began posting there at around 18:00 {{w|Eastern Time Zone|Eastern time}} (Randall's timezone).
**After picking a username, you can chat in real time with the other users.
**When you return later, the site will remember your user name.
***You can change your username by clicking on it near the bottom of the screen, and entering a new one.
''We are open for anyone to chat here. Hey you! Come right over and say hello to us! ~[https://euphoria.io/room/xkcd euphoria.io/room/xkcd]''

====Undocumented Feature====
*This chat room is reminiscent to the one in comic [[1305: Undocumented Feature]].
*As mentioned above Randall has linked to a chat room, that is:
**Hard to access! You need to know that there is a hidden link on the pages you get to by pressing a red button in {{xkcd|1506}}.
**Only those who entered the page at the right time, would have a chance to learn about this themselves (else they have to come to a page like this).
**It is not easy to even find the "euphoria.io" home-page.
**You do get to choose your user name (this is not the case in Undocumented Feature) but you could change it. Or others could use the same.
*At the moment it came out, many users began using the chatroom.
*Maybe Randall timed these extra features for when people came back from work all over the US.

==Changes and bugs==
*During the first day there occurred several changes to the comic, and also some bugs very present.

===Changes in the comic===
*All the changes mentioned here occurred during April 1 on the release day:
*Since being [[Media:Originalxkcloud.png|originally posted]] the words "Click here" were relatively quickly added in large text to the top of the red button followed by the word "to" being added to the beginning of the existing text.
**The text changed from
***''Help us recover user data before Facebook & Co notice we lost it.'' to
***''Click here to help us recover user data before Facebook & Co notice we lost it.''
**The reason for this is most likely that too few users understood that they could enter a second part of the comic by clicking on the red button.
*Late in the afternoon on April 1 (around 18:00 {{w|Eastern Time Zone|ET}}) several changes occurred to the pages that can be reached from the front page:
**The [[#Permalink|permalink]] option appeared
**The link that says [[#Don't contact us|Don't contact us]] appeared under the text beneath Cueball's desk with a link to an xkcd chat room.
***Though only for the text font to fade out to being almost invisible again later on April 1.
**The alignment of the text right beneath Cueball's desk changed. (Compare this [[1506: xkcloud/Pictures of other pages#Help us recover more data page|before picture]] with this [[1506: xkcloud/Pictures of other pages#After 18:00 ET on April 1st|picture after]] 18:00 ET).
**The number of posts increased from 3 or 4 to 6 or 7. (See the pictures above — scroll down to see the relevant after picture).
**Also the number of pictures and text to choose from increased from five to eight (as can also be seen by comparing the pictures found here for before — for [[1506: xkcloud/Pictures of other pages#Help! We lost the text page|text]] and for [[1506: xkcloud/Pictures of other pages#Help! We lost the picture page|picture]] — with the [[1506: xkcloud/Pictures of other pages#After 18:00 ET on April 1st|pictures after]] (scroll down as mentioned before)).
***The reason he increased the number of posts (both to see and to choose from) could simply be because there where now is so many possible posts that the risk of seeing the same is smaller even with 6 posts.
*Sometime on April 2, Randall made an update to the names list.
**That this happened could be seen since the names shown in permalinks did change. And since then they have stayed constant.
**For instance, [http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3c34fb48-1a07-51d2-a81d-5257a3681024 this permalink], to an atomic bomb explosion with the caption ''that's one nasty burn!'', had the name "Lauren Ibsen Dolores Amit" (a play on "{{w|Lorem ipsum|Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet}}"), but now displays the name "Virginia2006" next to a picture of a man with black hair.
***(If this changes please make a note - then the names list have either been changed again, or the assumption that the names stay constant is wrong.)

===Bugs===
*From time to time, instead of the interactive page there is a page with [[Media:three dots only.png|three dots only]].
**This also occurred after April 1.
*Around 18:00 when all the changes occurred the xkcd page did not work properly. (Overload plus new features).
**Also the chat room was overloaded at this time.

==Transcript==
:[This transcript only transcribes what can be seen in the first picture shown at the top of the explanation here. '''For more''' see link below.]

:[One large frame with a five part comic and a large red button at the bottom.]
:[Cueball sitting behind a desk.]
:Cueball: We've made a huge mistake.
:Desk: XKCD.COM

:[Cueball stands and indicates a motley collection of computers and related equipment strewn around the desk.]
:Cueball: I figured starting a cloud services company would be easy.
:Cueball: After all, I've got ''tons'' of computers!

:[A zoomed view on Cueballs head.]
:Cueball: Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr— they all struggle to protect privacy and user data...
:Cueball: And '''''we''''' offered a solution.
:Cueball: I forget what it was, though.

:[Cueball is standing with his arms up.]
:Cueball: Anyway, long story short, we screwed up ''immediately'' and lost ''tons'' of their data.
:Cueball: Also a bunch of stuff is literally on fire?

:[Cueball standing behind a desk.]
:Cueball: We can fix this.
:Cueball: But we need your help.
:Desk: XKCD.COM

:[Below the above is a large red rectangular clickable button, that will take the reader on to the interactive part of the comic. On the button it says in large white letters:]
:'''CLICK HERE'''
:To help us recover user data before Facebook & Co notice we lost it.

:[The standard text for the next possible pages can be seen on the link to the '''[[1506: xkcloud/Transcript|continued transcript]]'''. Also here will be a list (which may not be possible to make complete) with possible text for the lost data.]

==Trivia==
*It's the first comic:
**Without a title text. (If you don't count the unnumbered [[A Smarter Planet]] comics and [[404: Not Found]].)
**Where you can copy and paste most of the text from the comic. I.e it is not drawn but printed.
***This goes only for the follow up pages after the front page.
***But it does not only go for the user input.
**These two fact could go together since the way this comic had to be created (i.e. it is not a single picture), there may not have been any possibilities for making a title text
*Source code of elements in the drawing interactive contain the attribute "data-reactid", indicating it is written using the [http://facebook.github.io/react/ React JavaScript library,] developed to use with Facebook & Instagram.

{{comic discussion}}
[[Category:Interactive comics]]
[[Category:Comics with color]]
[[Category:April fools' comics]]
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]
[[Category:Computers]]
[[Category:Portmanteau]]
[[Category:No title text]]
[[Category:Comics featuring Elon Musk]]

1506: xkcloud/Table of Permalinks

2022-05-03T23:12:38Z

Jmc1994: Undo revision 234137 by X. K. C. D. (talk)

==Description==
*26733 permalinks have been found so far for [[1506: xkcloud]].
*Below is a table of 2252 feed entries, featuring 1528 different pictures and 1993 different captions
*[[1506: xkcloud/List of Permalinks]] contains a list of all discovered permalinks, which reuse different combinations of the same pictures and captions.
*No permalinks have been found with a duplicate combination of picture and caption.
*It is uncertain if the user name and user picture remain constant, as these have changed in the past.
*A full list of user names and user pictures are listed on [[1506: xkcloud]].

==Table of Permalinks==
This table contains all images and captions at least once.
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="font-family:monospace"
!Permalink
!Image
!Caption

|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/56beedbe-fd8d-539d-b836-f2c919991980 f2c919991980]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c442c857-0356-501c-8a68-17779ee040a7 17779ee040a7]
|Not Again :(
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d579d4aa-f356-5064-a2f0-20deaf953613 20deaf953613]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c91ff217-1355-54fd-9b16-a64fc3d7d8f9 a64fc3d7d8f9]
|┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ)
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7ee4d2a4-d954-5588-b0b2-58f9c1f83d30 58f9c1f83d30]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2f866e83-2d6d-5f0c-9a0e-ce66a2faf2a3 ce66a2faf2a3]
|the microsoft promised land
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7273cec6-5493-5271-aaeb-8274f64fa984 8274f64fa984]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c6df54d7-78ca-54ef-9d7e-212b2307a09f 212b2307a09f]
|MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f5fbdf4f-4a00-5119-8c26-6604af2b1dea 6604af2b1dea]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cabb45bd-93cc-555a-a7a6-24c75c7c27b0 24c75c7c27b0]
|:-(
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a9f72601-359d-5d73-9860-7ab61b9edfa9 7ab61b9edfa9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/28f9bf11-a0b6-5994-8294-cba467da5a14 cba467da5a14]
|I found a three fingered kitten!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6e79a1e0-a35a-572e-81c2-2a3d25dd72dd 2a3d25dd72dd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1596da10-dc6f-5e77-b089-3ea8cd3dbdbc 3ea8cd3dbdbc]
|what a bummer
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b6dd7d74-e625-5ce8-a231-eed49c0370c9 eed49c0370c9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/121136d9-1994-5755-b831-02eab95bdf15 02eab95bdf15]
|OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b1065295-6411-59ff-aac6-4fc1887b3ae8 4fc1887b3ae8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2b6884c3-d309-5deb-96c6-bbbda03f1051 bbbda03f1051]
|Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b3f54189-af03-5011-b273-8bccb1874db6 8bccb1874db6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7c9b4d6c-c718-563d-bf6b-6bf3263b04f6 6bf3263b04f6]
|this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c16bc929-9634-5c78-a395-72adb3ecf9c6 72adb3ecf9c6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5f3920d5-4914-5dc1-9704-225a08c3c4e1 225a08c3c4e1]
|Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5a2241e8-1910-5144-b253-4f1091ac13fb 4f1091ac13fb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/891e3d8a-8aad-50d1-8cfe-a957cdaa3aae a957cdaa3aae]
|if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d4418165-e8b7-5ae9-8fe4-a675e5830cfd a675e5830cfd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ad9cfb61-7cf8-513e-9acd-02b28c8a401d 02b28c8a401d]
|everything makes sense now
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8bc43461-da15-56ed-a87e-c2f86cf4e269 c2f86cf4e269]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/025ba82f-ad01-5580-b6ee-e2dffdd62ace e2dffdd62ace]
|We've given up trying to justify this.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/80c95608-1351-52b5-a4f2-a6b1a7686453 a6b1a7686453]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4805b05b-2a16-5b04-814c-f4f58d3c10fe f4f58d3c10fe]
|Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/706e45e2-27d5-5c92-b24c-dd4f0aff5b35 dd4f0aff5b35]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5ef28745-5a51-5bd3-8b48-36d65e9490e4 36d65e9490e4]
|The Captain Crunch Kraken
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6e94105d-3a11-5c19-8ac4-d364f46aaef2 d364f46aaef2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/563f38e6-b832-5921-9f17-9680350fc412 9680350fc412]
|The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/476432e0-27ce-5f4e-aa82-c05714ffc287 c05714ffc287]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6b08fdad-862b-51b7-b86b-b383658ed774 b383658ed774]
|This explains it all
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/09b6611c-2880-5dd5-994e-14ca86f00e70 14ca86f00e70]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9f79eb33-aa01-5e2c-97e5-d1cde7ea1764 d1cde7ea1764]
|Nothing new under the sun
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c8a27b27-de50-5e7f-a539-58cf4b2f91fb 58cf4b2f91fb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cc7d1af6-7698-53cf-ba97-7773dc0863cc 7773dc0863cc]
|Smile! You're on Candid Microscope
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f2f5101b-1680-5161-a375-9b10fd902481 9b10fd902481]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0d513d44-481a-5bf4-be87-59ead0250c96 59ead0250c96]
|Belgium
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/855dfb69-aa0e-52c7-9f04-6e469b00eae7 6e469b00eae7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3e9b64ae-12e3-5734-93fb-cc43b755a6f6 cc43b755a6f6]
|Vegans gonna hate
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0806a249-60e1-5239-a476-e6b2986bd936 e6b2986bd936]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5b989837-2e79-56e8-9ee7-03fb6cbd1dd1 03fb6cbd1dd1]
|OMG I cannot even
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/65857b1c-2f4f-5037-9383-4d2f327ae7e1 4d2f327ae7e1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/efd786ab-c6c8-5c9d-91fd-57fa867685bd 57fa867685bd]
|just two more trips over the horizon
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5bab7356-5adc-58d5-9c5a-4292b1b95313 4292b1b95313]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3ceee7d0-8626-5f7e-b912-1061e0518fbf 1061e0518fbf]
|...Freudian sense tingling...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6f6c71a8-81ca-5a66-8a07-4263e0eb7e87 4263e0eb7e87]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/773a267a-f7bd-556e-8683-4e9da7817cd4 4e9da7817cd4]
|we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/89fed9fa-434e-5e39-814f-7680df16b4aa 7680df16b4aa]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d08dec99-b2a1-5d73-baa9-8a9f34703e2d 8a9f34703e2d]
|I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/77187feb-0ddb-5ce2-ac33-e4e5367e1f47 e4e5367e1f47]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/010f5ec0-f37c-5071-9777-cf668a11b9f0 cf668a11b9f0]
|Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bd330a67-fda9-531e-9f49-3377e8740fe8 3377e8740fe8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6fc451ab-029f-5388-a07e-9e46d05470f7 9e46d05470f7]
|Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/41604a0a-40e0-5533-823e-13f478fdf105 13f478fdf105]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1d8be174-6754-5dcb-99bc-d7b2b76fdd04 d7b2b76fdd04]
|The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fefefea2-8381-550d-bce6-f1385643bfd3 f1385643bfd3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/20f86b5e-15e6-5257-8ef9-2f5139fdda6c 2f5139fdda6c]
|I find this picture reflects my soul.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f319494d-8389-51d5-8986-360890f998d5 360890f998d5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d3fd6beb-c00f-5806-ade0-b6534ec9a50b b6534ec9a50b]
|Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d30609bc-e28e-5311-a3c9-da6c0eb81b49 da6c0eb81b49]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a79f81b2-564c-56e2-be19-62d36831eeb6 62d36831eeb6]
|lol, no i didn't jump
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/35d6e484-0c06-56c6-9051-538c21aa2e5e 538c21aa2e5e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/69fca1f5-4be0-5ec1-a1d2-955d92065020 955d92065020]
|#CATSANDBIRDS
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/59a2359a-01dd-5ce0-b4e8-907e372bc0e8 907e372bc0e8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dc4735bd-975e-57c3-b27d-e376fd7003ce e376fd7003ce]
|Best. Funeral. Ever.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/99a2ef23-326e-599d-ac8a-f04adf940e5d f04adf940e5d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/816cf950-752b-522f-ae4e-1cbd4410b0c5 1cbd4410b0c5]
|finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/30afb346-3be9-5fa9-95cf-1f146e51a52b 1f146e51a52b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f2e47d03-7459-5d24-a870-1c4ca7d93623 1c4ca7d93623]
|my new haircut only exists in another dimension
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f777b7fd-9fd3-53d2-8596-8f6e4d2b5c63 8f6e4d2b5c63]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6392e625-8f68-509a-a5b5-31ddd9945040 31ddd9945040]
|YES
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/dd978ecf-e0bb-572b-ae4c-93c2c75d65af 93c2c75d65af]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/835596d0-35e8-50fb-a097-b08505ac7848 b08505ac7848]
|i don't remember this scene form star wars
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/aa46347b-b14a-5ae3-81b5-fb2a1e2aefd0 fb2a1e2aefd0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3a297d2d-2b56-56fd-9fcf-123e4ec62288 123e4ec62288]
|Always get a full nights rest
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a36d4cc3-5421-5ae1-b2f9-b4344aecdb35 b4344aecdb35]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8fd277ec-78e4-5aaf-b2e0-7123db10fc55 7123db10fc55]
|my new duvet cover!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9446425e-ded1-59f7-bc4f-9c31563ca3ca 9c31563ca3ca]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/90836205-94b6-5a37-a5d8-f12910f29abb f12910f29abb]
|we sail the ocean orange
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3527d8f4-0bf6-56a9-9787-428af0529b5a 428af0529b5a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a7acbc5f-981c-5def-9191-c8a63b7c18f0 c8a63b7c18f0]
|Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/88c97712-aacb-5157-9d4e-2ccabf9801c1 2ccabf9801c1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/847c38a1-d8c9-51ec-b562-7bc308ea1436 7bc308ea1436]
|Guess that "sun" was really important after all
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/76221e3f-5deb-5bf3-9c27-4f26d9e2ba70 4f26d9e2ba70]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/be3fdbaf-3607-5f7a-b644-87355b37d71c 87355b37d71c]
|#nomakeup #justnatural
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0b261bff-35a5-5850-a2d7-d8de28d977ae d8de28d977ae]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cfd68a67-4d86-5ea6-a967-257d8b02f16c 257d8b02f16c]
|There's a third bump, growing fast
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2e2cc307-7b3d-58eb-8555-8e9188624537 8e9188624537]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/10132928-36d2-5499-a404-6c6626ce547f 6c6626ce547f]
|But I wanted to see the roof... #FirstWorldProblems
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/11e10eb8-faad-5b17-90b0-10fedacb054d 10fedacb054d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/72eb6ef2-9a43-5e32-81f2-654bbc9c2f25 654bbc9c2f25]
|The rook is getting closer. Help me.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/af016d3a-af82-5598-bd69-e5b596b4685e e5b596b4685e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/088eacc9-5e39-54fd-95d4-c0a9ca3690f5 c0a9ca3690f5]
|mYTH BUSTED!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9048677f-549a-5484-83a6-f1fb5e4214a5 f1fb5e4214a5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f7213686-e9a9-5654-81b2-a0a0157f5ab6 a0a0157f5ab6]
|Oops, I forgot the cowboy hat
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/67975ec7-2abe-500c-8fc2-8facbf6567a8 8facbf6567a8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f3753baf-d13a-5d6b-9220-010bad314260 010bad314260]
|That's just not very funny
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/76d49014-d03d-5813-af3f-bc5e028d912c bc5e028d912c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f03ff043-f4ea-524e-9af7-fcf9829a0289 fcf9829a0289]
|Do my feet look fat?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a31d670e-b996-5b90-a56b-a774947b536b a774947b536b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0749a650-fedd-5371-a754-382b161233d2 382b161233d2]
|look at me, i'm from England!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b77bc47d-5d7c-5e53-a584-cc8d44c16ebe cc8d44c16ebe]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8275a71d-5200-514e-bc12-934f1f0453ba 934f1f0453ba]
|CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/40471769-ac16-5940-b7b4-b5a1b3eb6171 b5a1b3eb6171]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/307a5299-64a3-5766-b6ec-a96ef02038be a96ef02038be]
|the dark side of the moon, amirite?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7ac1118e-cd24-5b84-92e4-0fb66a709edd 0fb66a709edd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7c8b6640-386e-5eea-b264-73bcd7bde4d2 73bcd7bde4d2]
|#Toobigtofall
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0b242f15-5ed7-5c5a-a9cc-e70649ddc7e0 e70649ddc7e0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e70bfc4a-bd05-511e-9022-86d77f35cb4e 86d77f35cb4e]
|Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/88a44de2-d12a-5a03-8f62-78de79c7f4b4 78de79c7f4b4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/42332de1-30ef-5905-a7df-1bf501c24758 1bf501c24758]
|PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/714d5e28-5bf7-5994-bf2f-ce1b72fb730c ce1b72fb730c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/321f9f98-6bf2-5762-9ce7-d9823cee8ea4 d9823cee8ea4]
|Lack of cucumbers
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b8be8fee-a55e-5527-b803-e696f4111eb6 e696f4111eb6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/02ab2fe9-7692-5057-b2f8-4226e91af364 4226e91af364]
|best republican caucus ever!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a29b79e7-15a6-5e66-af9d-aa6141a024cc aa6141a024cc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ebbe88b3-88bf-50a4-b231-fbf7493522f2 fbf7493522f2]
|This needs a motivational text
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/764040d5-65a8-5054-8b18-8cbbdecd7e72 8cbbdecd7e72]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/288c8d51-20db-5347-88af-51c994821764 51c994821764]
|Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ceb4a9ed-df43-510a-8ebd-d6afc32d827d d6afc32d827d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4a5a173c-1e8a-55ec-afe8-2e494a4f52d2 2e494a4f52d2]
|a spherical cow
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9720b90e-f66e-5a72-a6f6-c83352083673 c83352083673]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2eea7b7b-d459-5c7d-b896-b71d2b588ffa b71d2b588ffa]
|this guy keeps following me
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fe7ab154-7454-519e-85e7-23e81a5bf832 23e81a5bf832]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5b0b5ded-f42e-55b2-9565-5ea3119b0c13 5ea3119b0c13]
|alas, poor yorick, I knew him well.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b6f87230-98ca-52ef-8f54-9567873d1cc1 9567873d1cc1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ae599153-4197-5e85-8c24-8a5f2942c127 8a5f2942c127]
|just cos()
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2d6213d1-c2c4-5cae-8600-30080f592e25 30080f592e25]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f65e4958-037a-5168-9dbb-2ec5bd49d89f 2ec5bd49d89f]
|1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/19f35f05-3686-5efd-a2e5-240ac198542b 240ac198542b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/57fefda3-9ef3-5dc7-ae33-1b3fb7095f97 1b3fb7095f97]
|ancient skull loses eye socket in fencing accident
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/82ebc534-4c93-54a7-ae6a-c464c50c8e69 c464c50c8e69]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/29f8cd1b-94ae-5814-8b93-4fb22a860334 4fb22a860334]
|ksp mission success
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/752058e5-e469-5698-9dfa-c8f770e70674 c8f770e70674]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/64edf960-2fd5-5aa9-b217-2421a8b1ba8d 2421a8b1ba8d]
|check out my usb sword!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2821b5bd-ceff-57f7-8cc3-39d53b5e1d21 39d53b5e1d21]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dc61826c-a31a-5408-9941-6d4374896e8a 6d4374896e8a]
|you didn't have to come if you were just going to complain the whole time.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/607583f8-f7e8-5843-8532-5d49cc7e107d 5d49cc7e107d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/070861df-bfd3-559c-a614-906f495d1c54 906f495d1c54]
|throwing epic shade!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ee538dec-f3a2-50da-be91-8b71d1568b71 8b71d1568b71]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/36c5f1ed-2f6a-54e5-ae7d-473540e8a24b 473540e8a24b]
|Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d3d617c6-48f8-5d22-b21d-afa281c09dc1 afa281c09dc1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/17e4d9e0-80b3-5195-9b78-b4cc62c6ce6e b4cc62c6ce6e]
|I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/eb7f6893-df3a-5ba4-8b2d-955f855b56b9 955f855b56b9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/46ca95b6-e096-5a8e-a9e4-e7e1910c416d e7e1910c416d]
|Trees on a hill #nofilter
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5a99b904-19e9-5881-aa25-42f2990b0582 42f2990b0582]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bd818083-c02a-539a-8461-efb683138c9e efb683138c9e]
|This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/46332250-59b9-5dd7-adf1-b0f5c71dff78 b0f5c71dff78]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dc85d58e-b55c-56b0-a761-77e76741b491 77e76741b491]
|Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a0b3eb44-8ccd-5c84-9f12-51bcc6656d87 51bcc6656d87]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/05d62b11-4806-5308-8599-7b12d0018e3f 7b12d0018e3f]
|THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6af80532-7e6c-5c35-afc3-19eca942dbe8 19eca942dbe8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9aee1d90-f8eb-55e3-8c0b-a06de52211f2 a06de52211f2]
|Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1b7cd7a4-91b1-5b93-b4ad-6b0e960d58a5 6b0e960d58a5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/144ebf44-9cfd-5a26-b2fe-37d3a3a22fdb 37d3a3a22fdb]
|#DrinkSaltwater
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e3b0339c-42e7-5c08-8dd8-b765f1972938 b765f1972938]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3cdefe03-b10c-53b0-9299-034c85450c85 034c85450c85]
|The last thing we see before we die
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3125d60a-52b2-5e6a-a936-3d734511ffb7 3d734511ffb7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5e21be9f-a9f0-57cd-8965-233d440514d3 233d440514d3]
|THAT'S NO MOON
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/611e5d79-838d-5921-9f5e-e3d828025d70 e3d828025d70]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7fde8040-4a59-59cf-ae49-e09a1b5aa635 e09a1b5aa635]
|I will take that one please
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6e3d9927-ae0b-5823-aea0-5ecb62a00d53 5ecb62a00d53]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b0a633bf-05cd-5221-a778-60c958ff14d4 60c958ff14d4]
|I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fe14e448-8cc1-50f2-8fbb-98d43fab0c86 98d43fab0c86]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d78dbf22-53c4-560a-ae3c-c142bf4c510d c142bf4c510d]
|I'm ready!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9afdaf82-7151-5995-8213-45ecd28d3557 45ecd28d3557]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/121136d9-1994-5755-b831-02eab95bdf15 02eab95bdf15]
|I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fe564257-856a-5e95-b162-29fab7b825ae 29fab7b825ae]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8b845946-6ed2-54da-97d9-6e0fa6423e5e 6e0fa6423e5e]
|The birds found the hobbit hole
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/de70ff1c-e2ba-5f6e-a7ad-1f5865a62b1c 1f5865a62b1c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/be36e305-cc0f-54b3-8b60-1f0c75a75ca8 1f0c75a75ca8]
|This was the most unkindest cut of all
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/95f1d25d-d6fb-57aa-b203-af61cc969a76 af61cc969a76]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/24e2385a-b813-5a36-83d9-ffa61701b9fa ffa61701b9fa]
|They're all watching me
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5d751e7e-414f-52a0-a5e4-c8fb9201d01b c8fb9201d01b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7a062ef5-7cf7-58d9-9453-39842baaeb63 39842baaeb63]
|突っ込むところもねい！
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d5864399-cfb1-5794-8e03-b3172def5121 b3172def5121]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/57fefda3-9ef3-5dc7-ae33-1b3fb7095f97 1b3fb7095f97]
|I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a0437a65-ab71-52da-a7d5-bd26ecde512f bd26ecde512f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1696cddd-bbdf-54e7-8c68-54b19f7c4f03 54b19f7c4f03]
|International relationships are getting worse
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/782c41b4-0dfc-50db-adad-4ca2606d56c1 4ca2606d56c1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f14e85e4-0b6b-515c-a309-ad84df3b19fb ad84df3b19fb]
|For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a9e9f1b8-6834-5a3b-89f9-de9dc2df4195 de9dc2df4195]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/025ba82f-ad01-5580-b6ee-e2dffdd62ace e2dffdd62ace]
|We live in a golden age!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/96f20bf9-2c2b-5996-b0e4-945217469759 945217469759]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ae27426a-c7f2-5d72-b3c6-84474c28886b 84474c28886b]
|*Sigh* not cat food for diner again
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cc0a8744-98e4-57cd-b781-3c8c6e7cdb31 3c8c6e7cdb31]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f27c6f3f-a6fa-5660-b11e-a7e15e99cca4 a7e15e99cca4]
|come on, put on the slippers.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/304b956a-d9a1-5d03-8cd7-75c51529536e 75c51529536e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c10a4e71-ed55-593a-b7e8-85e0c52e34c9 85e0c52e34c9]
|like my new haircut?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cad399ae-0e32-5066-82c1-e7c1e89e5282 e7c1e89e5282]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f729d050-5e8f-5bf0-8962-37b45655015e 37b45655015e]
|"Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f50fe342-20bc-5d41-9f0a-8604d8f8881f 8604d8f8881f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d3278187-b303-5be6-a538-fd4bab0c30e3 fd4bab0c30e3]
|i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/306ce662-51ab-5150-881c-12c4fb065e84 12c4fb065e84]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e12db2e3-ee65-5f77-bc52-25280d880bb6 25280d880bb6]
|And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cd68490e-f2bb-55bd-92c2-34d22c1b9c7a 34d22c1b9c7a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/54ccb3ef-d071-55b5-b809-b18f4833dfc9 b18f4833dfc9]
|look what i found underneath my pillow
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7e1c42ef-2320-576a-ad66-a30142d80e4c a30142d80e4c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f7a12c02-ca1a-5258-a4e8-3b6f2bd2000b 3b6f2bd2000b]
|about to die lol
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f347dbe2-c9fc-5aaf-ae01-13ece67e7f00 13ece67e7f00]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a00da1d6-09c0-5525-9f41-ee9bf2c78576 ee9bf2c78576]
|My doctor said to take two of these and call him in the morning.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f1c83d85-a8ac-59c5-8a6f-4a71bfd07699 4a71bfd07699]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ab97b36a-9dcb-5d96-897d-a9181c1b6475 a9181c1b6475]
|My cat is cuter than yours.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/71e7566e-1b0a-5ce4-8459-2f0ae9f4e4b0 2f0ae9f4e4b0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ef0db5d3-c0e4-51e4-9389-250a074b0607 250a074b0607]
|Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6b53acea-6c44-5c07-9c74-97eaefb323c8 97eaefb323c8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/17ec1a64-4919-58e6-8128-61f58d48c281 61f58d48c281]
|the saddest moment of my childhood
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7bff3ae3-f21a-56a5-9c1b-850d9221886f 850d9221886f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/56c913af-e3d1-598c-a83c-11e39871b180 11e39871b180]
|Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fa789439-a94e-5f2a-99c8-bc29ee9a4c7f bc29ee9a4c7f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/403dd3bb-007c-557e-bef3-b9f054fb539d b9f054fb539d]
|If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a5d2c5ef-fef0-5066-b37a-7714bbe3d46f 7714bbe3d46f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ad22ecff-adac-5573-b3b0-15efefc8c9e0 15efefc8c9e0]
|No more sorrow!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/107db0f8-7a80-575c-a941-cf681b2b203e cf681b2b203e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c10a4e71-ed55-593a-b7e8-85e0c52e34c9 85e0c52e34c9]
|my toothache has got worse recently
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d8d17480-9fb0-5ace-a23b-06a0284a512c 06a0284a512c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/203f60fb-19b0-581d-af01-81a4839135ac 81a4839135ac]
|So, it has come to this...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/76f0aade-2b2f-56a5-930d-851dbb52b7a0 851dbb52b7a0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ce2836b8-5d66-594a-85cb-aa40d23c63f2 aa40d23c63f2]
|one electrocution can ruin your entire day
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d9905047-7ca9-580e-9bdf-2cb28701a9e7 2cb28701a9e7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5cdd2eb1-69a1-5438-a564-ac194aab980b ac194aab980b]
|My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bbdbcc38-12ee-548e-b01c-77bf0e4e66be 77bf0e4e66be]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/73647914-d50a-5453-9926-23334f7de37f 23334f7de37f]
|I'll catch it one day
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3424fcd6-96d6-554d-a606-931f113f8dd8 931f113f8dd8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/282c78e0-258c-5f93-b5ab-16a76c300029 16a76c300029]
|damn. that squirrel's got a ball
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e4ab0d17-8315-5ff7-be3f-bfe6c37a9f93 bfe6c37a9f93]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bb889194-bbc1-5ca5-8729-5ddd76bb3d6c 5ddd76bb3d6c]
|oh look, a penny
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/856ac074-f117-57ef-ad66-09f8eb1d88ac 09f8eb1d88ac]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3d90d8b4-8235-55ec-8ebf-f1bda684c6fd f1bda684c6fd]
|Look at me jumping!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/44e2bc36-fbfe-53dc-9c50-d5ba0e2799f3 d5ba0e2799f3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9b24a99f-930e-5059-9367-d8a647f2826e d8a647f2826e]
|Freshly waxed floors + new socks
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6260b338-40f1-5178-851e-6cc18d8e6d29 6cc18d8e6d29]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2eccf801-377c-5636-96a2-31dbe4b7eb35 31dbe4b7eb35]
|AGHHHHH
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f1782357-fbd3-5b52-9947-e9cad090f9fc e9cad090f9fc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/93fcd14e-fb29-56e2-8d07-61308525cf42 61308525cf42]
|they told me carrots were good for eye health
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/291db87f-6d9c-5741-94f0-6e8c19f28f19 6e8c19f28f19]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/92ba9c44-dcfd-52ab-a26f-d7bef8511cc1 d7bef8511cc1]
|Beyond Level 256...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a543c6da-08ed-50eb-bd63-41910f8e6f5e 41910f8e6f5e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2b7edd8d-4a8d-5159-894c-ddf013875fd0 ddf013875fd0]
|Do I look like a penguin?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/20536952-2ab9-5c39-886e-96eb4179fa6e 96eb4179fa6e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cfe26f03-37df-5415-bf21-ff1dbf4d409c ff1dbf4d409c]
|no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b4b3fbb5-a064-5911-9dee-a75c146bc697 a75c146bc697]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0f9bf2d6-4407-51be-97c3-459891d99059 459891d99059]
|where should i put this cool new tatto?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d14668df-374b-57ea-9634-17bb05a94135 17bb05a94135]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fa2e9291-aff8-5999-901d-0bdeb119f6e0 0bdeb119f6e0]
|Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ece7bbff-48d3-5e9e-bd32-533e48c07f8c 533e48c07f8c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/29105784-7e02-588c-97e5-ddeff2316e8d ddeff2316e8d]
|The building blocks of life
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3834dedf-aa53-548f-957d-3800d27f8533 3800d27f8533]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/69410a27-0c28-53b7-92b2-e143bef0e30f e143bef0e30f]
|I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/59cb9afd-cab5-5007-8147-5b1eedd309ee 5b1eedd309ee]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8cfe7501-4ab0-5aec-9c66-07a2950a48cb 07a2950a48cb]
|big data strikes back
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4a2d502b-fed1-5803-b148-2b68441c70ee 2b68441c70ee]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8b5aa898-a84c-56c5-977c-5d27e2398770 5d27e2398770]
|a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/add92a4d-a6c6-565a-a4e7-8b359c586199 8b359c586199]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f50e7f06-f1ea-5060-900a-62abd7c005ee 62abd7c005ee]
|Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e1adab02-1c05-5a1f-973c-061595a788b9 061595a788b9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7570c337-a31f-58bd-a6f0-5c2386c8cb54 5c2386c8cb54]
|hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/71995175-d1ad-5d38-9f40-326e70547c9a 326e70547c9a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e4cf5c10-e7cb-521b-9463-57d64c44c572 57d64c44c572]
|what to have for breakfast?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0ef618d3-639d-540b-aff8-1306a64b6dbe 1306a64b6dbe]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b8197ccc-0786-5d7f-b884-ae5350e13117 ae5350e13117]
|Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/44ee3862-dc14-5e31-acdb-96ef0b9fc718 96ef0b9fc718]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b6431490-4465-5c9a-bbfc-cd9fbf5c1333 cd9fbf5c1333]
|for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fce57813-fc47-5d72-9dbd-56a09716bc8e 56a09716bc8e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bb277e17-2824-53ee-ba9d-dda187c532d4 dda187c532d4]
|i don't remember this scene form star wars
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2e0e3ed2-d124-568e-96ca-91e54fdab603 91e54fdab603]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/73e20f2f-d527-5739-83e8-0c11f3359c47 0c11f3359c47]
|one does not simply wok into mordor
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/89dc247a-9973-5b7d-a72b-ccf3b85a729a ccf3b85a729a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/87ac2e09-34e4-5cbb-8ace-f6298c1c3134 f6298c1c3134]
|Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/801ea884-27e0-5193-9921-3102c7259fac 3102c7259fac]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0e81742f-115b-50ce-8dca-26f932f7b668 26f932f7b668]
|This is how we celebrate easter usually
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/19406b92-5df9-54ad-9d4f-1121ce6aeaa6 1121ce6aeaa6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fda63e06-e177-5e16-a90d-b3b3c866ccae b3b3c866ccae]
|Oh no, it's the moon
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/377a4769-ca2f-55e9-a56d-484335cc68a8 484335cc68a8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9beba89e-44be-5434-96e0-d2d6221717b6 d2d6221717b6]
|Where did this road come from?!?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0602eb14-effc-5120-b882-93bbd49b0aa3 93bbd49b0aa3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/efd786ab-c6c8-5c9d-91fd-57fa867685bd 57fa867685bd]
|I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bc53150a-d9db-50f8-a211-2189cd70e3b9 2189cd70e3b9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/68a2938f-8b87-52c8-b043-30d33648a505 30d33648a505]
|I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9ad6cb9c-1c34-5076-81cd-f80bba7e0a9a f80bba7e0a9a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7cdfb74f-7e49-59da-9fec-416a214c5e51 416a214c5e51]
|love it!"...The Aristocrats."
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1f434a19-eefa-587b-bbdf-494af18edb24 494af18edb24]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f633a19e-38e6-5a06-8ad6-e2575fd89a89 e2575fd89a89]
|Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cba60b18-3c2c-540e-afcb-2505e67be10e 2505e67be10e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/16c9a1a1-6234-52e9-9a9b-a664f572dc2f a664f572dc2f]
|The secret to infinite storage space
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0a1dc106-df1f-55eb-8763-cfde55a8ae41 cfde55a8ae41]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6f1c7557-d81e-5336-aeae-7d0249cf0e5b 7d0249cf0e5b]
|funny how we type xoxoxo for kisses but oxoxox for an oxen stampede
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5bc80d9f-b84b-572c-a6b7-c291154579ef c291154579ef]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/34dc9512-3b97-5745-9f28-c165f253d31c c165f253d31c]
|every breath you take, every move you make
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2eaa703c-fc9c-55e7-851c-ee96a167ac9a ee96a167ac9a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8e38f2b3-b1af-5843-aeb5-b70795dcf356 b70795dcf356]
|Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/59916b01-9100-5a85-8938-ebe042ab3b6d ebe042ab3b6d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b5e6d929-6ed7-5627-b575-da1ca557b64e da1ca557b64e]
|WHY WHY WHY #WHY
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/356a3b7b-b4d8-5eae-86b4-b7c9d9ced324 b7c9d9ced324]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8454200d-292f-5992-8a26-ea6f236f0ccd ea6f236f0ccd]
|#cloudywithachanceofmeatballs
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/888cc1e7-ee3a-5664-b50c-b0de76348814 b0de76348814]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/63504dde-b08a-52e0-824b-0e686f7800f8 0e686f7800f8]
|ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cb530419-7e35-52dd-bf9b-b659bda0c60a b659bda0c60a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/94e7a515-c167-5735-b499-a4121d8873e6 a4121d8873e6]
|I got the job!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/61311c50-68dc-5b8a-ad1d-fdfa4d25084f fdfa4d25084f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cfb03669-7be8-5033-bdf8-68a9726a825d 68a9726a825d]
|Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/78b6427d-d4bb-54cc-95bd-c50a4b9dd11d c50a4b9dd11d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5e1328e6-8cec-5ed6-b7de-95fd495595b4 95fd495595b4]
|It's a Finger trap
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c103cf2d-f175-500c-bdd3-093513c54148 093513c54148]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d7ed21a6-3997-51ea-b4d6-f741758c13fb f741758c13fb]
|I CHOOSE YOU!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2648ca96-faf8-53cb-9ccc-6e24ba0538d5 6e24ba0538d5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/436723ff-6616-58b8-899c-fd5ed226f3b5 fd5ed226f3b5]
|Why do dogs like this?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5f66a93e-f62a-5520-a05d-bca8acac1d3d bca8acac1d3d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/218cf422-7917-5303-9922-610de88d97a2 610de88d97a2]
|I've found a new way to feed the poor
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a804b268-232f-5ac5-b9c0-9f530e69d03b 9f530e69d03b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e76d17a4-7773-56a7-b905-0a842138f70f 0a842138f70f]
|i was gonna eat that
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0a0547b7-5059-5564-ba19-3e64da4379f3 3e64da4379f3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/99e4448a-fbcc-5220-811c-200e900034e5 200e900034e5]
|Don't you love it when a pet looks like it's owner
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/afb9599f-e6d7-5021-bcb6-b7661f05d535 b7661f05d535]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6083bd4-1196-5f8a-a059-7c29fe125de7 7c29fe125de7]
|Got a message from an adoring fan today! <3
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f65e89be-8096-534c-99a8-13420ac443bb 13420ac443bb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/56db63e1-e6fc-5a55-956b-eea655ca5250 eea655ca5250]
|We've got a problem
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0d757b17-4487-5cf6-8312-22e87b9546be 22e87b9546be]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/78ef1707-1428-5377-a652-f3d0c85e8fbb f3d0c85e8fbb]
|it's in a good part of town
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3dc52c37-5a48-503d-a7c1-fc78e89fc3d7 fc78e89fc3d7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6ae0caa-389c-5c01-b64b-d41d16f7880c d41d16f7880c]
|#Long_Exposure
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5c2ccc44-0daa-5c25-81d1-6db6bbb9e2d9 6db6bbb9e2d9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f738b7e4-e50f-51b1-b42a-8e3716fa7673 8e3716fa7673]
|I still say it looks White and Gold!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/43427b43-2307-550a-9fe4-e8d85ea51efc e8d85ea51efc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5f5596b2-af42-5b13-ae56-01745d8436e5 01745d8436e5]
|"sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/88d9a0cb-c31c-5ae1-a7bf-9d4515ca8fbe 9d4515ca8fbe]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/31a6008a-ee5c-5fd2-8ff2-ff20713d6d53 ff20713d6d53]
|The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ec572047-d61d-5780-ad99-05323f0572a0 05323f0572a0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b6edbb5c-de44-530c-9d45-6e1c3f061803 6e1c3f061803]
|Picasso's illegitimate child...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d5db3653-590f-5029-92a0-027c9cc771a1 027c9cc771a1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f90b9604-3cb1-5cdd-b00d-2a2a4ca9f44b 2a2a4ca9f44b]
|this guy took a photo of his food every day for a year, you won't believe what happens next!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/83b3ed8e-3838-5c0f-9127-01c700b74a50 01c700b74a50]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a00df914-fc36-5bb1-9a52-f67296fb4000 f67296fb4000]
|I think the white balance on my new SLR is off
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5eb5d8b7-8331-5fcd-b6a6-a21faf2f4bb4 a21faf2f4bb4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a1df83bf-556e-5059-bfea-770d7b505b8e 770d7b505b8e]
|Magnified 10,000 times
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/07d1cb11-977a-5357-988e-27469bde1f27 27469bde1f27]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/accdfe0a-1cef-54f6-a454-32aed7da2c9f 32aed7da2c9f]
|My dad in the army
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/18e89a57-6ecf-53f1-85c0-c1e6f3363e2e c1e6f3363e2e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ce61b727-9fb7-5fde-87c8-e00e6d223a7b e00e6d223a7b]
|Is this real life?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b973cb05-b1a5-5d98-b6d8-4a2625c44267 4a2625c44267]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d3c68dc0-1a07-525d-a452-11a4256440cd 11a4256440cd]
|Flat file viewing
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/87fe6dba-5bae-5396-ad2c-58d31bb77093 58d31bb77093]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e6190693-b2b2-57ea-b4b5-28241826b9bd 28241826b9bd]
|GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cbb5da80-2c3d-5704-b0d3-2612e5998e1b 2612e5998e1b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/58bd8afd-0527-5dc0-a9cb-b3e92f1b2488 b3e92f1b2488]
|Wow, did you see that??!!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/18f390c5-3cb6-534a-8712-afd0d3ee34da afd0d3ee34da]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/96fbf8e7-ae49-51a8-9abf-05912644bcfb 05912644bcfb]
|I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b7f2d6c8-7cbe-5604-9d5e-9bc3cbfe09ab 9bc3cbfe09ab]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9bec4353-9fd8-5cc4-a15c-40c28b0eb98f 40c28b0eb98f]
|Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bd8c637d-d72a-57c2-8867-e03b63985f03 e03b63985f03]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c26b6605-38fd-5a01-aecb-433a886dc9e3 433a886dc9e3]
|they said be careful, we said yolo
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f7560c06-8610-57ec-b71e-5dad07f66ecf 5dad07f66ecf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dfc671f9-1121-5469-b69d-0ad5264f89d2 0ad5264f89d2]
|There's a third bump, growing fast
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2ecfe917-83a5-5fae-8fc3-014291ab50fa 014291ab50fa]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f8cda64f-7f92-5a59-8ac8-64b298792bbd 64b298792bbd]
|How many can there be?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/735bbf88-2322-5544-b9d0-1da3fc10799f 1da3fc10799f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9ff3b569-d992-5f95-8dea-2d72a7e51416 2d72a7e51416]
|our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9e6e726e-d71c-565e-b5e5-1da7c2760106 1da7c2760106]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5b9d234c-6c72-5b4d-9a2a-6d1126291656 6d1126291656]
|“Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/245a4a26-6978-5af3-98f9-ba7df8a7dea2 ba7df8a7dea2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e33e05c9-b6f6-5faf-9787-0767fc7121e1 0767fc7121e1]
|He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c60bc791-6ee5-5af9-ac2d-efb6ddfffbf5 efb6ddfffbf5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bba966b3-b111-595c-bb9e-ca36f7be679b ca36f7be679b]
|This is just like my 5th birthday party.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/01519800-205b-51ad-8f6d-1c1a3c373eaa 1c1a3c373eaa]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c222bd35-8542-5979-9c31-0bdf87d935b6 0bdf87d935b6]
|I believe in an afterbirth.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/db81220c-da20-56a0-8299-2f53d25ad766 2f53d25ad766]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4fea553f-da8a-5915-b0a7-dcb43a4fed87 dcb43a4fed87]
|Obama pardons Santa claus
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f61ed589-9940-586d-b413-9e948d589e00 9e948d589e00]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0e8146d3-cc9d-5cdd-b07f-b88c7072f092 b88c7072f092]
|No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c28efdf8-bd98-575a-a606-da1c7cbcb7da da1c7cbcb7da]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2ebf25c6-a45b-5acd-b2a8-11bc9baaa1c6 11bc9baaa1c6]
|Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/421d475f-abb4-5ee9-9fa5-77c7bae99b6c 77c7bae99b6c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8b5aa898-a84c-56c5-977c-5d27e2398770 5d27e2398770]
|Fucking CAKE
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4ca762bb-3821-5f62-8059-40f26a9e5d43 40f26a9e5d43]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5f3570bc-fb02-58d7-bd53-ce8cb368c989 ce8cb368c989]
|The choice is simple.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8e0bee82-ca12-5a60-9e06-c13452d4aca1 c13452d4aca1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1b6a1819-c233-5915-84e3-2ae0fbc732d2 2ae0fbc732d2]
|Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/07f9575a-1fd2-5eba-b409-311d392c1d55 311d392c1d55]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0fc4ae6f-863f-517d-9259-3f5bff4f7b84 3f5bff4f7b84]
|Just one of those days
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1916a4f0-67d3-501c-8d84-59f64fc45b73 59f64fc45b73]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c11fe4b1-29ad-5562-ba47-d26da045fe86 d26da045fe86]
|I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a8a0d76e-0efd-5302-bd0d-0aa8883a506e 0aa8883a506e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8dfd0a90-3d54-593d-8a00-97a34f7e4ead 97a34f7e4ead]
|Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/788d9708-5f40-5ef1-b627-9ba89bd8e265 9ba89bd8e265]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/90056dab-023c-5625-bd46-36ba3af1d8c2 36ba3af1d8c2]
|Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5e2f2dec-a0f5-5b1b-bace-80eea80d0f55 80eea80d0f55]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/816cf950-752b-522f-ae4e-1cbd4410b0c5 1cbd4410b0c5]
|I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/28b1a23f-3a91-52c2-9ec0-ab7a34079e11 ab7a34079e11]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8e38f2b3-b1af-5843-aeb5-b70795dcf356 b70795dcf356]
|just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5d637ea0-f01a-56ef-b8dc-4ab6667d5369 4ab6667d5369]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c65f00ac-73e3-564d-bbc9-7d108cde252f 7d108cde252f]
|#SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9d38eb5a-032f-570c-932e-19dc53637c5f 19dc53637c5f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a298364f-9045-55df-ac28-71f523b045e9 71f523b045e9]
|"Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fbac432f-8249-5d5a-8090-0a63901edbe8 0a63901edbe8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/497d07b2-c47f-50d2-9c13-600e54f1f320 600e54f1f320]
|#selfie #imatree #thuglife
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5b5900a1-d124-5697-8ff1-0a7861a24348 0a7861a24348]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2eeb2044-a8f3-5c7d-b9b9-f1fc62eefd88 f1fc62eefd88]
|How did I get here?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8c1b864d-65f5-59ad-b7b0-1c4acedaf3b0 1c4acedaf3b0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f633a19e-38e6-5a06-8ad6-e2575fd89a89 e2575fd89a89]
|Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/237bd7ff-5039-5fb9-bdfa-dcc4b977e357 dcc4b977e357]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2417b478-02fd-58cd-9798-0907f39eaa03 0907f39eaa03]
|van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f2b94341-0e56-53a3-8861-e0918daf23ca e0918daf23ca]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dcb476d0-ddaa-5fa9-8218-06136ad8d86e 06136ad8d86e]
|kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9554b330-b340-549c-82b4-0ff48806fd4d 0ff48806fd4d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9d797f23-3038-50a5-93c2-bf7c266cca38 bf7c266cca38]
|Visual representation of Dubstep
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5defa19c-3753-5262-9dce-b79fe41ebafb b79fe41ebafb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1c06d110-559b-5276-87eb-1567b779f433 1567b779f433]
|Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a6087b5c-586f-58bb-9fe8-4e2ac5495287 4e2ac5495287]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9a90d9db-9f59-5516-a62e-db1f159bfa06 db1f159bfa06]
|So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/33de5949-09ed-5597-a50b-60f6469ff6cb 60f6469ff6cb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8495ac9a-d0c2-5209-86f2-2c55f3bf0a4f 2c55f3bf0a4f]
|27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8944eb80-1ca5-5115-8952-342eae840132 342eae840132]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f45873dc-44f5-5584-ad40-34542bb8dc61 34542bb8dc61]
|kang, do i look good in this?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e12ac36c-4f66-5a47-a4ba-0383c1b13eef 0383c1b13eef]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f00fea2d-c090-54b6-945d-9edb74dc8efa 9edb74dc8efa]
|Your conspiracy theories are dumb.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ca9ce5fc-b4e2-53c6-bc55-850e50e15cd2 850e50e15cd2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/17546f8e-a701-528e-a140-2a328c6a26db 2a328c6a26db]
|drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/111accbf-e7c9-524b-99ee-f3ca99cc3ed3 f3ca99cc3ed3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d3fd6beb-c00f-5806-ade0-b6534ec9a50b b6534ec9a50b]
|ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/297f0134-5b20-5368-9360-33797b8bbc32 33797b8bbc32]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a80be29f-e16f-5f0c-8115-7b0fe92b43f3 7b0fe92b43f3]
|So, this happened.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9a0466f9-d9d2-55a9-b75b-938144c2eea0 938144c2eea0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6168d087-dcc3-57ee-92a7-5d9bac36ce2e 5d9bac36ce2e]
|i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0e23dbec-ad2d-5418-88a4-4d1c68c41a8a 4d1c68c41a8a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7958856f-7cb3-57ab-90d1-3b080aaa33db 3b080aaa33db]
|cowabunga, dudes!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/771311ec-ae2d-58ec-978e-f172d0e91a14 f172d0e91a14]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/68963fce-a1c1-51fe-92af-da6fb833bded da6fb833bded]
|My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2191dded-6ffb-513f-9729-17c7d5a38ede 17c7d5a38ede]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c1995c9f-b2ee-5a12-9b67-46c750488fc5 46c750488fc5]
|It's smaller on the outside
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f7156e85-c980-59a3-be5d-cfab974f0414 cfab974f0414]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/43da04b1-c030-52cc-9767-fc657d47e33e fc657d47e33e]
|Just one of those days
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/386eaf1b-0491-5b30-8590-dbb69256b2e0 dbb69256b2e0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c3f0b62d-3b85-57c7-885f-32f92e302f64 32f92e302f64]
|What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ae7414d7-e6e8-5951-be1d-4b641238c309 4b641238c309]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/716b4a46-b956-5675-a919-a43875abf9bb a43875abf9bb]
|Moses lied to me.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f6c86d7d-ad8c-573e-a2be-75ce8079d136 75ce8079d136]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bb5114ba-6b2f-50d4-bf58-b4c2a2c21aa4 b4c2a2c21aa4]
|I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/59e2f147-edf6-520a-b322-b933a64233fe b933a64233fe]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e0d19f86-445e-5e0d-aefb-a164adff3014 a164adff3014]
|Threaten large birds... check.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1eb46efa-c0b6-54bc-9f50-af330ec39536 af330ec39536]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b1660aab-9cb8-58b8-a182-d6d0b07c5fd3 d6d0b07c5fd3]
|Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/dcec7f98-4efd-59ee-8f51-4f79d96f9b82 4f79d96f9b82]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ee442ef6-a0cb-5ad9-bf43-94f18c4e8740 94f18c4e8740]
|Why are there ants on my face?!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2274f6a5-d19a-5e80-83fb-fb0df8ab675f fb0df8ab675f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a5fe445e-181d-5662-b33c-8946b52d5945 8946b52d5945]
|Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/da43c331-5de8-5306-9102-262dd209579d 262dd209579d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e236918c-5546-514b-b59e-80e67cc1e381 80e67cc1e381]
|Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e4310cf3-127d-5028-8dec-7d8f7fc522b3 7d8f7fc522b3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b2a645d0-a736-5ce1-92ff-bc52e95506cb bc52e95506cb]
|My baby is learning how to write!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a9c24abc-5878-5b5c-9fa2-4982bdb2c36b 4982bdb2c36b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f1fe714d-f73f-5ee2-adb1-e78f1767fb6a e78f1767fb6a]
|welcome to the space jam
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cdc71e25-f781-5a80-afc0-302a1d29a0b3 302a1d29a0b3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/451232c7-e17d-5c0c-aee3-307bc37a8e8d 307bc37a8e8d]
|if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/54a1ca6e-69fd-566a-8385-8a2b75e53220 8a2b75e53220]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2507f340-9240-54f7-b5b2-3edb0cf4af16 3edb0cf4af16]
|I'd tap dat.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/56ea41f5-0fa7-541b-8ff1-c8a377ca5e4d c8a377ca5e4d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6f29adfa-c375-520e-a78f-db325d089aa4 db325d089aa4]
|Found this in my garden, wtf?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/40481a59-a9c1-5a35-a546-156898657581 156898657581]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dc5b0fc0-da18-504c-ac8d-70cf8805e7cb 70cf8805e7cb]
|Fire can sometimes be hot?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/70bedb17-8c90-5405-8bce-167b024ad1ac 167b024ad1ac]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4a05f658-e517-527c-8849-69b7229e1b20 69b7229e1b20]
|4 8 15 16 23 42
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/749ce481-be0f-5b3d-862f-f0ddc0cef0b4 f0ddc0cef0b4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ad0d47c3-9b89-57d3-bd18-e0590211c1f7 e0590211c1f7]
|Wait ... what? I don't even...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c7b74140-fd77-5345-9a57-772cd6c8cde3 772cd6c8cde3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a4662123-4acf-54af-ab78-b33f7dfc3ee0 b33f7dfc3ee0]
|If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/16bc9e2e-20b2-5f27-b6ab-ea4be1f624e1 ea4be1f624e1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0c26e98a-04d5-545e-a4a5-93d885613089 93d885613089]
|Meritocracy is a pipe dream
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1771053a-ba28-56d6-a353-544d5d3ed8cc 544d5d3ed8cc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/de7b205e-1f03-5b55-a8ca-2973df263d5c 2973df263d5c]
|I don't want to set the world on fire
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c6134ec0-21b2-57e1-8bb4-790e34d770ff 790e34d770ff]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3cdefe03-b10c-53b0-9299-034c85450c85 034c85450c85]
|Life outside the matrix
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1cf4ef86-a8b2-518c-9c08-d8ef160df30c d8ef160df30c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/58bd8afd-0527-5dc0-a9cb-b3e92f1b2488 b3e92f1b2488]
|searching for brain, found this instead
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e3be2fdd-2da3-5fa1-bbf9-7e01d7f0adfc 7e01d7f0adfc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c4447792-9ed7-5a16-a4ba-5a0d3960a7e0 5a0d3960a7e0]
|Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7edf76f1-61ac-53ae-95c6-0f8dc572aa2c 0f8dc572aa2c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4ad2fc81-9e2e-5f72-9283-7bb7044fc42b 7bb7044fc42b]
|There goes the neighborhood...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a27d1202-a0a9-5ae5-9e0c-67e60f916b54 67e60f916b54]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ce61b727-9fb7-5fde-87c8-e00e6d223a7b e00e6d223a7b]
|Allons-Y!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d45a7af7-772d-59f5-ae01-eb38bb27e92c eb38bb27e92c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/53eebd8f-2c08-58df-8f83-215928a121d4 215928a121d4]
|real letters have curves #Serif
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a9b21fcd-f01d-5716-9237-8d64b66b342f 8d64b66b342f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/45cfb084-233d-5acd-b25b-074bdfdee612 074bdfdee612]
|You want to know how i got these scars?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1aeffd83-fed1-5262-b848-51302e67c688 51302e67c688]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b83e9820-ee28-53e5-95b8-631a75a16c77 631a75a16c77]
|The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ad9ca391-3529-51cc-8c6c-a66e7d64325a a66e7d64325a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/994562f4-ea19-55f6-8f77-8875775f3e17 8875775f3e17]
|1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5b421089-d274-5867-9a25-de9fef42fb84 de9fef42fb84]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3cdefe03-b10c-53b0-9299-034c85450c85 034c85450c85]
|Cruise Kingdom
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8a87b520-84e3-5c9f-b9ad-5c038a601865 5c038a601865]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/49269530-d80b-5ed4-ae67-ed4b93fb5693 ed4b93fb5693]
|He was never seen again
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fe7ea2f3-849f-5aaa-8d37-39dd694b4278 39dd694b4278]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1d980133-298c-5787-b95a-5bc8196cb57d 5bc8196cb57d]
|#Hopeicanfly
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0ad5643f-37d8-591e-859a-d2e3e9962824 d2e3e9962824]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a55157bf-707e-5a29-a48d-a3f0bed1d6c6 a3f0bed1d6c6]
|leapfrog, anyone?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0206baba-3a17-5ffc-b6c6-cfcea67c6ae0 cfcea67c6ae0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/28f9bf11-a0b6-5994-8294-cba467da5a14 cba467da5a14]
|My selfie stick broke.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fcffd90d-524b-5477-8508-b85f64513072 b85f64513072]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dc988d4b-07fd-5d1e-8491-5a1a21983f7b 5a1a21983f7b]
|such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0852d96c-d6ed-5324-9860-d74f6848473c d74f6848473c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0209660c-2175-55b9-bec1-2b691935cd30 2b691935cd30]
|💩
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/dd6152f5-02fa-5038-b32a-bb25b1ed0b78 bb25b1ed0b78]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f57e42df-507b-5786-840d-94af8898be1a 94af8898be1a]
|My cat is cuter than yours.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4957df71-436d-57d4-8aa9-1a39d7ed6d0b 1a39d7ed6d0b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1c06d110-559b-5276-87eb-1567b779f433 1567b779f433]
|my wonderful dad!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f60e8d25-d090-5b92-a181-aa6164cce068 aa6164cce068]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/aedad26f-b6d4-5f37-a8bf-cd75ef92c49c cd75ef92c49c]
|Using your phone camera is a neat workaround when you have lost your glasses
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d7b8a9e5-c181-5afb-b7e0-c3ae18d5f4f9 c3ae18d5f4f9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/112b6627-4de8-5b9b-a407-0e51ea530e4a 0e51ea530e4a]
|new phone who dis
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/523027f0-25e4-5413-8255-b5a00b9b73c9 b5a00b9b73c9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/87a0a43c-67ea-5e95-b155-5887b2af9571 5887b2af9571]
|That is one dapper bird.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3a81be28-cea8-5483-b60c-66ebf9b69f18 66ebf9b69f18]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a7410134-7d2f-5491-91a8-d51bc6db1470 d51bc6db1470]
|One of these things doesn't belong.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a1811389-e28b-5d42-aad4-2ad2455026ec 2ad2455026ec]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/60a74f86-af96-5cf4-856a-117cd0ce46cd 117cd0ce46cd]
|does my ass look big in this?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e7d0dd6f-5761-5056-946d-90f3225e4b78 90f3225e4b78]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6ddbc7f-0b31-5c57-a3aa-e2c498d26ea4 e2c498d26ea4]
|Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e237444f-4fa5-5f34-9a15-0913c00b7636 0913c00b7636]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b7bbcddb-6352-59b1-bc43-723db8e26f5f 723db8e26f5f]
|that's one nasty burn!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9c001716-cbdd-5ea0-9abe-2c1d9f2e35d4 2c1d9f2e35d4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/12b30318-e2d3-57b8-8e3a-e9ba3f8476e1 e9ba3f8476e1]
|Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b89bb851-f7cf-55c8-9275-581b286c04f2 581b286c04f2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dbf0b783-eeeb-5ee6-b44a-ab440600fd8c ab440600fd8c]
|The horrors of war
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c9aa96c2-22ba-50d2-937c-cc46c381c01a cc46c381c01a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fd521a5e-d983-543d-a34b-203c2a900acd 203c2a900acd]
|"Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5eebfe4b-8005-5f5f-a980-ea1a3010b34b ea1a3010b34b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c3f0b62d-3b85-57c7-885f-32f92e302f64 32f92e302f64]
|There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/53691009-af6d-59c4-86ad-59d36c9f65a5 59d36c9f65a5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d1ddf1e6-b90e-5cc4-b4a7-b298cb8b58e0 b298cb8b58e0]
|The vlog was better than the movie
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/35e4eb9c-a138-5913-a293-b2f9a098daa4 b2f9a098daa4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/77036346-2270-5f31-9fdc-4560876c8f49 4560876c8f49]
|should i see a doctor about this?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4750a7fb-be6b-5ca1-a0db-23b605f35da2 23b605f35da2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f724114d-b8d3-5565-936d-25330418623f 25330418623f]
|What do you see? I see a cat!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/aced8daa-5167-53c5-8187-17e76a5002c4 17e76a5002c4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ad22ecff-adac-5573-b3b0-15efefc8c9e0 15efefc8c9e0]
|Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fef82af3-1605-5a27-92e2-11f9f69941ad 11f9f69941ad]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/414e1003-9a8c-5855-95f7-6c1282cbbebc 6c1282cbbebc]
|i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9c90b139-2187-53b1-964b-333b335100e6 333b335100e6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c6d20b7d-daf3-5f64-aa9b-f497f1d47672 f497f1d47672]
|ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e7a2c6d9-712a-58e9-b41f-5d6150519d7c 5d6150519d7c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b1e9f824-a1fd-5218-b645-538f03891b16 538f03891b16]
|To get to the other tree and leaf!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3185fbd3-c8ff-5bcc-9e7f-92d4feb7aec4 92d4feb7aec4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f65d8e26-7eb2-5ca7-8926-6d26a988015b 6d26a988015b]
|Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ab8d39c4-1007-5c9e-a709-5727af36feb4 5727af36feb4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/100eb300-3637-56fa-8eac-759c29448e36 759c29448e36]
|I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/983f9dd0-0b19-5653-a057-fa4459de0c57 fa4459de0c57]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2f181878-f4ce-551f-8d42-87eace265eb5 87eace265eb5]
|Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f3631e9e-361a-5bdf-9b3f-9a85446ac559 9a85446ac559]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4c3d72ee-49ba-5f90-9984-786f685a1a8b 786f685a1a8b]
|These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fe00d13f-fb2f-5da9-9d75-5f8912e8d90f 5f8912e8d90f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/933d298e-c8c5-51fc-aceb-c5cbaa46f3b2 c5cbaa46f3b2]
|if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/51ea4e4e-f7b5-5642-9b47-707193651269 707193651269]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/34828322-1f63-558e-89bb-a5314f3d3751 a5314f3d3751]
|Best map projection ever
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/36bdf4d9-201f-562b-b000-7bca9d6a8ec7 7bca9d6a8ec7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/131fa0f6-e1ab-5c80-8709-600d22c38d1a 600d22c38d1a]
|Oh bother not again
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2c0b92f0-ed47-582e-942f-60de5becf7aa 60de5becf7aa]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/91d7171a-09c8-58c3-b46e-0190596d8aad 0190596d8aad]
|The Moon Will Eat What it will
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/85042f6f-3751-50cb-98ea-28304d4e2a32 28304d4e2a32]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/40d723b7-841b-529b-a98d-6aa0c7ff2b91 6aa0c7ff2b91]
|Happy Birthday, M C Escher
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1e765dac-a338-52b3-8359-067e24ddf3f1 067e24ddf3f1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8ff3fbaa-b00b-5d0b-ad06-32ffa222e0c0 32ffa222e0c0]
|Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4a13c39d-3af0-5d6d-91c5-33120329a2c1 33120329a2c1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bcc5d43e-b72c-5499-b200-2a54a838dc76 2a54a838dc76]
|NUTS!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b2024a48-e6d5-595d-a677-2cc58ae262fc 2cc58ae262fc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f3e5fd2d-e60f-53f3-b169-86ea721314f1 86ea721314f1]
|Choose your snuggle toy
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8858fcb2-0d95-504b-acd4-9823477f7961 9823477f7961]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/26719430-4b7b-5612-a014-7b6aa2e8b09b 7b6aa2e8b09b]
|truly, i am euphoric
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2f5caf71-32c2-5ca1-b7aa-1d173a1878e3 1d173a1878e3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d6800857-044b-5946-9bee-d60ee7814b05 d60ee7814b05]
|Making a selfie.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c613b8fb-1b64-5bcd-95a0-66f36310aa38 66f36310aa38]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/73e20f2f-d527-5739-83e8-0c11f3359c47 0c11f3359c47]
|is good idea yes
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5f4bd950-631b-549e-a40a-1cc17ff0e774 1cc17ff0e774]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/025ba82f-ad01-5580-b6ee-e2dffdd62ace e2dffdd62ace]
|mmm...vegemite...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bc05e589-006b-5998-83f2-d1faa923b8fc d1faa923b8fc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/df777831-b5fa-5f11-b4af-1dd718c7e20d 1dd718c7e20d]
|Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b23fcf1f-71bd-5f07-b04b-fbfbf6994af4 fbfbf6994af4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/309a1e99-c7a3-567a-bba3-95fe2f2cd9ce 95fe2f2cd9ce]
|Pants Optional
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/77249ef7-afb2-574a-b7f1-c3f902e9fd2e c3f902e9fd2e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b7e0fe3a-2c70-542b-b281-dccd8efcd65f dccd8efcd65f]
|Screw it, here's a cat pic
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/48756c18-8336-5256-9e25-eff829198bf7 eff829198bf7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0b6ff488-342f-5ae4-85b7-a3b3ee0b8579 a3b3ee0b8579]
|I am infinite. i am eternal.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3108cc9b-07cf-5221-ab5a-a3508df1219c a3508df1219c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c64a1a21-cdf0-55d5-b841-f7eceffd2339 f7eceffd2339]
|Perspective issues
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0646901b-824f-5037-b244-c04ff1c66acd c04ff1c66acd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1aadb90e-7601-5bc2-ab06-c301e9adb51b c301e9adb51b]
|It was the rational response
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3ca1108b-e879-54f5-ab38-2bc9af22828e 2bc9af22828e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a06305e0-b415-5760-bf2e-5d8fea4beed7 5d8fea4beed7]
|Day 12: it's going well I think
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/10f60573-f5a4-5585-b600-b092fac7a297 b092fac7a297]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4805b05b-2a16-5b04-814c-f4f58d3c10fe f4f58d3c10fe]
|wORRIED ABOUT V2 ROCKETS
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/42e3706a-3bad-5d22-908c-6883d75c6291 6883d75c6291]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/438c66de-5706-5ab0-84b2-41d36de15fa7 41d36de15fa7]
|Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0973b774-f142-512d-89f1-52e9a0c296ba 52e9a0c296ba]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4069edf5-396b-5e06-aa9f-41309dcc91e1 41309dcc91e1]
|cthulu caught me slipping
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/83ad08cd-509b-523f-b1a1-37d02cc6701b 37d02cc6701b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/17b58a30-59fb-5e46-916c-f702f0f680d2 f702f0f680d2]
|marvel universe howard the duck returns
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/baf6380c-f467-51aa-87da-00ee689d4e74 00ee689d4e74]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8e38f2b3-b1af-5843-aeb5-b70795dcf356 b70795dcf356]
|#ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a9396dee-3bb1-5c05-ae4e-4bf4af9db960 4bf4af9db960]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ad9cfb61-7cf8-513e-9acd-02b28c8a401d 02b28c8a401d]
|I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/211dee49-57ff-50cd-972b-eabc7d770694 eabc7d770694]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dbad4bea-4ae3-5618-9bc4-18f0fd29360a 18f0fd29360a]
|New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0b558a26-76ea-5cc1-bd0d-91b07933d521 91b07933d521]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/baed990f-a39b-569c-9572-858b90c571a8 858b90c571a8]
|Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9a42fd2c-67c5-559e-aacd-13400f83ae08 13400f83ae08]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5b9d234c-6c72-5b4d-9a2a-6d1126291656 6d1126291656]
|I knew I nailed it!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/daa6472c-2f4b-5d8e-9d7e-492a6d794626 492a6d794626]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/adc04da2-f49e-578d-94d6-5c9ab26a9cc9 5c9ab26a9cc9]
|Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/532caf7d-43dd-5d62-b47e-614eaa4646a3 614eaa4646a3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0639ed3e-fac4-51c5-b852-39b12a33e30e 39b12a33e30e]
|finally got that squid stache
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e5fd1798-90ec-5785-985c-d11936498e9b d11936498e9b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/81ce705a-06d9-5533-8091-217002028a86 217002028a86]
|Never gonna give you up...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/75f6f1dc-5777-5ecd-9d83-2464f2a3671f 2464f2a3671f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/99bee7a4-364a-5b4b-b4a5-38b111244701 38b111244701]
|Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/19f3f055-b11e-5055-afd6-3b185d803ec1 3b185d803ec1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/064b7001-cdfa-51e5-ae30-f7bfe79b4c39 f7bfe79b4c39]
|The cat brought in another bird.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a67fc987-4970-5777-b0cc-0a4ac7764aea 0a4ac7764aea]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b73996a1-4a8e-5cf8-bbe1-65b7f500c5ee 65b7f500c5ee]
|I'm lost without your love, baby
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3b6c7972-52cc-5c57-88b0-5dae7ee60a01 5dae7ee60a01]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6868e29-633c-5bd3-86d8-0a383ab79273 0a383ab79273]
|The French space program
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/819c5ca5-fbab-581f-9532-0b291770a226 0b291770a226]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ca3fb157-46b1-567c-b607-b99cbe835d8f b99cbe835d8f]
|hello darkness my old friend
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/392bec8c-f9b9-5b86-8a62-bbe201a47eb3 bbe201a47eb3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/99db2992-a6d7-53d6-8962-de4f95d8e513 de4f95d8e513]
|no wonder the cat always sits here
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5bb88a87-e202-5aaf-b83e-a57f3975d704 a57f3975d704]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/25404c71-eddb-5705-bdcf-004a83c9eb34 004a83c9eb34]
|As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter."
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8983cae2-d3c8-537b-9c95-b224e003cb69 b224e003cb69]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7831e489-5987-5970-80fd-6a57c265996d 6a57c265996d]
|Not as healthy as it looks
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/aa17cd72-d205-5562-a5ea-881157ae4786 881157ae4786]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6c99bbb4-59ec-5a7e-b564-ae39eec23e68 ae39eec23e68]
|Bay-bae lolz
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a813a798-1fd2-58a4-b7ee-664cd1098714 664cd1098714]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/68759577-12bf-5b62-96e7-5ef5374d4eb0 5ef5374d4eb0]
|Found this ancient manuscript, can anyone translate it?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3968b46f-db7b-59bf-ae43-dbeb1bfc48f3 dbeb1bfc48f3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a1ec3acf-1c90-5994-80b5-fafb89e8da7a fafb89e8da7a]
|Need a Haircut
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d33a9c79-47ff-5162-bf37-a50aa63cfdde a50aa63cfdde]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1ba08377-9367-5797-8d20-e75894d5db4c e75894d5db4c]
|I've discovered a new clean-power source
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/45389e1b-9ad9-5a2f-9fb2-b497c3d8f247 b497c3d8f247]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8f0f0276-bdbb-5516-ab8c-41089c4e1b94 41089c4e1b94]
|I thought it would be bigger
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/496169f6-2791-53de-a35a-54c7bbd46f16 54c7bbd46f16]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/057b514d-e84e-5666-8f5d-33ace19cf756 33ace19cf756]
|Why should squirrel learn baseball
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/92f63ce8-506c-5be7-a516-5622a875f0de 5622a875f0de]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f724114d-b8d3-5565-936d-25330418623f 25330418623f]
|Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/23fb34ef-2f1b-57d3-aab9-306589797809 306589797809]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4f2f146c-cb83-544a-9145-2c87d2544227 2c87d2544227]
|FUCK NOT AGAIN
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fa8ac0bb-b456-5dbb-98eb-a8869501ec65 a8869501ec65]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c8c7c215-9406-5b7a-97dc-49cdeb92ecf6 49cdeb92ecf6]
|Man, it's windy
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bd64f6c9-bbfe-500f-b769-6de86a7f9442 6de86a7f9442]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ba9d4fd9-a393-5a7f-bdbd-8f45c84f3ae6 8f45c84f3ae6]
|watching dune on shrooms
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a5812a9d-1498-5855-924d-63d947f9e927 63d947f9e927]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c9764c82-8103-506a-ad3a-42f77c77637d 42f77c77637d]
|SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b02c4c22-bba1-5636-9e7a-7ad4e31a1731 7ad4e31a1731]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3c26bb4f-6b33-5743-a28a-6dd99ea7d04d 6dd99ea7d04d]
|drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6e223e75-51de-52a1-9e31-2068ff9473b7 2068ff9473b7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/131fa0f6-e1ab-5c80-8709-600d22c38d1a 600d22c38d1a]
|product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/58c8a473-b069-5496-818a-001672f89607 001672f89607]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ac893573-0efb-5394-87e0-c4028c21e71c c4028c21e71c]
|The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e912a16d-4f29-53f9-aedd-204b2dc23b5e 204b2dc23b5e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/28d6be03-290e-5d36-b9bc-433787df693b 433787df693b]
|Spaaaaaaaace!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/29fd31eb-8544-555e-a699-f5a51fea25ab f5a51fea25ab]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7e20b18c-fbac-542f-bb43-80778f45c4a0 80778f45c4a0]
|Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/dd9e319f-6e3e-53bb-b8f8-0dc63a74fe0f 0dc63a74fe0f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/93853b11-c9f5-575e-908d-c235eec2e206 c235eec2e206]
|I've found a new way to feed the poor
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6cb9bc50-02d2-5f98-8e45-aad98e86e46c aad98e86e46c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a7849d91-2cd6-58f1-aab7-c5fec0195ecd c5fec0195ecd]
|been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1b4046a1-aa21-57ca-b5e4-c2301be5309f c2301be5309f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/17ec1a64-4919-58e6-8128-61f58d48c281 61f58d48c281]
|DAMMIT JIM, I'M A DOCTOR NOT THE DOCTOR.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bb7c3eb5-c2f4-5503-a9c1-0e5c3e27a651 0e5c3e27a651]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cfb03669-7be8-5033-bdf8-68a9726a825d 68a9726a825d]
|for you
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/75587813-dc15-52eb-ac64-8ed8108b8063 8ed8108b8063]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3ad011d7-916f-5ce5-9ef7-0e035895ea44 0e035895ea44]
|Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8ada5d1f-7221-52a3-a4cd-a45e1e01ba28 a45e1e01ba28]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d30b202a-9d28-5071-95f5-fb8549b59577 fb8549b59577]
|All my selfies be like
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/733e495d-2b8f-5295-aed4-3626363baa17 3626363baa17]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/35251550-7c44-55e4-b117-f5a037a62bda f5a037a62bda]
|One year ago I looked like this
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4788d624-7639-5348-85a3-34975cb570a4 34975cb570a4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ba9d4fd9-a393-5a7f-bdbd-8f45c84f3ae6 8f45c84f3ae6]
|the Uk space agency is making britain proud
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5bb4380f-e7ba-5531-9294-d476f7738c04 d476f7738c04]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/211d4d66-4a18-5296-9d8e-a2250171b45e a2250171b45e]
|If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/758c7645-ae3b-5184-b810-efd5a84426a8 efd5a84426a8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ded1172b-feeb-5fe1-a0d7-b35c24e36690 b35c24e36690]
|Are you feeling lucky, punk?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2ea2adc2-7c19-5aa6-a784-195764086590 195764086590]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9424d7fa-2dbe-5806-928a-2e7213f87bb7 2e7213f87bb7]
|My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/18d31758-1919-51d5-8b0f-b107993add1e b107993add1e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8c1cb221-17c7-5295-98ca-1eb5a0ee7fd2 1eb5a0ee7fd2]
|taken from earth orbit
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8085b7c2-a7ab-5157-a849-17a70a8cf699 17a70a8cf699]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ebcd3745-73e3-57ff-94b4-a0f0f96c0f40 a0f0f96c0f40]
|New false color imagery from mars curiousity
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9134f2d6-cc5c-54c5-9612-cd9eeb81fe62 cd9eeb81fe62]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1e9a8bfe-4498-5409-9be7-2820d2999a90 2820d2999a90]
|wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2b7573a4-56ba-5567-ad4e-0444ab27226c 0444ab27226c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2f24c7fe-dcb5-5787-9f0a-dd1b125fe3c4 dd1b125fe3c4]
|awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/66865360-4696-5ce0-b2ac-951dae437391 951dae437391]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bed99002-09b0-549f-910c-5f37c1382122 5f37c1382122]
|The Moon Will Eat What it will
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ead7d729-a893-5a14-86a0-5b8ae36b322d 5b8ae36b322d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2071d2da-84d4-5fd2-82c5-489db01a89eb 489db01a89eb]
|stipple slash of saturn
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/37a8e0ab-a944-5810-bd60-04a3a4881220 04a3a4881220]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1d8be174-6754-5dcb-99bc-d7b2b76fdd04 d7b2b76fdd04]
|OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/948028c8-1aa9-5da5-8b3f-113400981315 113400981315]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/39d4c79a-c421-56f1-98c8-ccd5e870e9f9 ccd5e870e9f9]
|#fallingfromorbit
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/58ec7998-5e31-53df-bb8e-27a414937618 27a414937618]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c8c7c215-9406-5b7a-97dc-49cdeb92ecf6 49cdeb92ecf6]
|is this just a fantasy?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/93560023-8566-5cc9-bcad-d3399e6e609f d3399e6e609f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/54ec1d5f-a377-52ba-8023-0a35447c8bac 0a35447c8bac]
|Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/24354cef-ccf0-5dcd-9a93-89d247f82f12 89d247f82f12]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0c77ba6e-1cec-590a-809c-22e28e5cca06 22e28e5cca06]
|Trurl and Klapaucius at large again!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9c484d41-e537-583d-9ecb-09b1c59d83bf 09b1c59d83bf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/806a6e0e-538c-5795-8a2b-f66a2a6dab59 f66a2a6dab59]
|Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5668eb1e-61aa-5846-9245-c4668a948740 c4668a948740]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b639e52b-b23c-51ad-b5dd-5b88c3ff6eea 5b88c3ff6eea]
|Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ab88fd34-cb09-50b1-97cb-d77a46e7ece6 d77a46e7ece6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6d3c1fa8-d0e3-5047-9119-4e353bcbacd9 4e353bcbacd9]
|Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/32991a35-a386-530a-a0c0-4f7e11ca9c15 4f7e11ca9c15]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9d933cad-8817-50fc-924d-a831919d153e a831919d153e]
|As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3abca2bd-9b13-5d22-8b75-7137340d56cf 7137340d56cf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/55eb2970-282b-50b3-8fc6-265815e5ba7e 265815e5ba7e]
|The Moon Will Eat What it will
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cf4ff8a3-5cd9-54fb-a460-64ecfb43091d 64ecfb43091d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2070a657-fdc2-5252-9f59-ca904c329d45 ca904c329d45]
|First post, be friendly
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2bb1bb1c-8440-53d6-8ce0-b485485efaed b485485efaed]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/730d520e-36e0-5da1-a64a-65fb81dd914f 65fb81dd914f]
|discovered a new shortcut for making toast
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/228dfb49-5a21-5185-917b-c9b2247d68c8 c9b2247d68c8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/16f8e890-830e-563e-9feb-0835b2656faf 0835b2656faf]
|Visual representation of Dubstep
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6e2604f3-08ea-5420-b7d0-ee456f64d2b5 ee456f64d2b5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a1e93892-d6c2-5805-93b4-1476cb35edb1 1476cb35edb1]
|Trurl and Klapaucius at large again!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3db80512-0f9f-5943-b9e1-be6cf22d8b16 be6cf22d8b16]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cfe4f745-185d-567a-91c0-1d8a0d2e6317 1d8a0d2e6317]
|if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/add3cd8f-0fc7-5d2f-af80-1a56b847e0fa 1a56b847e0fa]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7570c337-a31f-58bd-a6f0-5c2386c8cb54 5c2386c8cb54]
|So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d8d1fbb5-d2e0-5122-9363-21843f648492 21843f648492]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3342a508-b8b7-5b4b-b48c-e03721358827 e03721358827]
|Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/41c71c78-2a67-5c1e-b46d-961b97f4e04d 961b97f4e04d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c6d66290-fe4b-5ac9-9ad8-540c0d9dc845 540c0d9dc845]
|share and enjoy
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6b096164-2c89-5238-a614-060acd5ec711 060acd5ec711]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3ce049cc-f8a6-5734-8bf8-9d61c8e7aca2 9d61c8e7aca2]
|Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6b3ab9cc-e028-53d3-93f6-376c584b29a6 376c584b29a6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6083bd4-1196-5f8a-a059-7c29fe125de7 7c29fe125de7]
|Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/baea9837-e424-59a4-8c9e-8cf3b808a45c 8cf3b808a45c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8537f29b-dfc9-56d7-bce6-f0b32b65537f f0b32b65537f]
|Dude, where's my car?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9b379df0-da7c-5e36-9ae3-6b6a3b5000c7 6b6a3b5000c7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/83de15e4-5651-5c81-b98b-b10305bc0eec b10305bc0eec]
|I can't believe it's not cake batter
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8d458c32-b6ba-5a89-9aa6-a5c56592fefe a5c56592fefe]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ee1e1348-64ef-54b3-ba61-904def06c9f2 904def06c9f2]
|An eight-stringed octopus?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/690a4f31-b88d-5888-aa88-f2735a0119f7 f2735a0119f7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e9e19490-5927-5bce-8bef-abc9fb61aace abc9fb61aace]
|I found it!!!!!!!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2fb4bb91-b251-5fad-a807-7d4f1a7fac76 7d4f1a7fac76]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bdc81448-d4fc-581f-a0bd-17915eae60bc 17915eae60bc]
|A window into my soul
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fd42437b-4c9d-5800-86e0-791925b1cd56 791925b1cd56]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/31e6a4a7-5393-5bb0-8bc9-3f4c8faba219 3f4c8faba219]
|You must be new here.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b6e5ba35-e0a3-5985-915b-4c2766a8ff26 4c2766a8ff26]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c92cd170-705b-5845-92ba-5d685d5fb24e 5d685d5fb24e]
|the rest is darkness and decay
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a69efea9-64d2-5c8b-ad41-dd0982197d0a dd0982197d0a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fa7c6ad3-70ff-5533-81ac-8b7a7b605c6c 8b7a7b605c6c]
|parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8ff5690b-f1b7-5a75-9e66-5e25e484ab70 5e25e484ab70]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d7646da2-12db-5f2a-8f60-e13751fc0bec e13751fc0bec]
|So thats What Jesus did
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/97f3cff5-badb-5468-8017-69306e300dcb 69306e300dcb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fe2acad6-6a34-5d25-a6eb-6afcf60967b0 6afcf60967b0]
|Birds are less cute the closer they are.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8af866dd-848b-56b7-acbe-8283f5015324 8283f5015324]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dce32271-2700-5046-bf94-fe759fa57f81 fe759fa57f81]
|Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0c7ad95f-5bfc-5785-9c5e-fadb8135756a fadb8135756a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/729f7675-0f6a-595e-b8be-5673675e6bb7 5673675e6bb7]
|YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/18320034-e96b-5f57-b085-50b196458153 50b196458153]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5337d71f-420a-56e5-adf7-9d0371422f7c 9d0371422f7c]
|i have a bad feeling about this.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/17b4f349-1791-5564-a126-a2052e194148 a2052e194148]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/000ec9a8-9043-5811-94ca-8a411fa0e03e 8a411fa0e03e]
|"Bake him away, toys"
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3d68d0d5-f023-5ecb-a988-0f4c64c8153b 0f4c64c8153b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7e524764-22f3-5eba-8008-550f7a04f1e7 550f7a04f1e7]
|Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7b119418-e75a-5730-a2bf-85122dc9497e 85122dc9497e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e70d98b8-836d-50d4-be3d-399fdf7e8064 399fdf7e8064]
|PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d4e0dff7-3213-5b36-9e92-b5a850860f66 b5a850860f66]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/79ec4811-a301-5879-a642-8ce440504a07 8ce440504a07]
|The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/76b1500e-b435-5ac1-9bbe-b7dd9222b20b b7dd9222b20b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/88d0b155-8f46-520d-b6b2-eaad499163e0 eaad499163e0]
|Notice anything different?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7b0b1a67-cf13-5b37-8e36-917967cd670a 917967cd670a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f9d69eb3-1e49-56f4-8f47-42ea4fe205c6 42ea4fe205c6]
|Unzipped sock
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c95be418-4f33-5f45-b2d6-38169b039fc7 38169b039fc7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0738368e-a5c0-5139-aed3-7d34edac1e7d 7d34edac1e7d]
|Yeah... never gonna happen
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d66129ad-25b3-52ac-9192-63fd324f50a8 63fd324f50a8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0af241bd-5968-50c1-9a49-7af1db07b282 7af1db07b282]
|the rest is darkness and decay
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ae0cd385-9a4e-52d2-8ff9-d4748326eb6a d4748326eb6a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a38e4d7c-d495-5402-bdd1-a08adb381cb1 a08adb381cb1]
|I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6fe1df2a-c7c8-5c76-bf56-3f5675a6ffd1 3f5675a6ffd1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3b1d5744-6526-5b7b-8e21-744ea02306f1 744ea02306f1]
|trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/72337df6-a2bb-5ac3-a812-550ec7053a1e 550ec7053a1e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/17b58a30-59fb-5e46-916c-f702f0f680d2 f702f0f680d2]
|EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/83afb7d5-78ed-5b3d-b32e-06e33d58a165 06e33d58a165]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/52f1fd2f-615f-5e10-afe6-88ab0a21a404 88ab0a21a404]
|Please send help.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e3dc46ad-03bf-5ae9-a22c-26bcb4d3bebb 26bcb4d3bebb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2e002ae4-28ea-5934-ab0a-c760359170f8 c760359170f8]
|so, scientology...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/210b6f22-be02-5961-a391-79aa0c341597 79aa0c341597]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d784c7d1-9690-53da-a2fa-7f92a63f5b80 7f92a63f5b80]
|my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/77019ee4-704d-50cf-8713-a15150afeade a15150afeade]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e82c0045-fc50-505e-b7b0-cd301178819e cd301178819e]
|Soon. Soon...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/571a7827-6e4a-5b0f-941c-352af08aa05f 352af08aa05f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e108a3c7-2120-57eb-b716-5e586e391496 5e586e391496]
|Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c2b31b5c-5b2c-5f5f-a76c-575b117e0c63 575b117e0c63]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fa69b2fc-d2d6-579f-a98c-237324594a76 237324594a76]
|this was my inspiration
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a1bafcef-2c7b-5867-bde1-3474dbebd229 3474dbebd229]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/25547b75-c41e-501e-a5c5-faf209490182 faf209490182]
|Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7e88cd2d-45c9-5c55-b2d5-af1e8fec2204 af1e8fec2204]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c54764e0-c6fc-580b-94dc-e007f1cae5de e007f1cae5de]
|We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d5bc872f-bc28-5e25-a178-9fbe62511c1b 9fbe62511c1b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/289b131c-cc01-5ad7-83e1-02917df33e66 02917df33e66]
|Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9ca81170-ee0a-5d92-bee8-194831359a99 194831359a99]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3e34cfbf-6e71-529b-9c4e-9fc6d190dd43 9fc6d190dd43]
|NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1503cd9b-0aa1-5ca4-b421-c78a697fcffd c78a697fcffd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/819ed227-9f53-58ab-87e9-f9df282b1974 f9df282b1974]
|YOU JUST GOT RICKROLLED.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4807c0f8-9252-5c63-bc2e-e75e97c18b34 e75e97c18b34]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5144c7b7-b8dc-51b8-81f0-9bbac5d95498 9bbac5d95498]
|Nothing new under the sun
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/84d407e3-7969-5713-aa06-541e3df3a75b 541e3df3a75b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/56e7f3f3-44e3-59e6-a0e2-a0289b27dd5a a0289b27dd5a]
|Holy Meals on Wheels
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/84899b52-5e54-5cf0-8710-4b40a114e249 4b40a114e249]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/35ecdbbd-a857-54d5-8066-5355f5833b39 5355f5833b39]
|I love star wars!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/760a6997-c6a3-5988-b1fe-1236799ea7fb 1236799ea7fb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8cfe7501-4ab0-5aec-9c66-07a2950a48cb 07a2950a48cb]
|THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0a67e3ce-5de8-5054-bb76-abade654e968 abade654e968]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b9baab94-70c6-5896-ab52-8178c0cabd72 8178c0cabd72]
|The best brick joke possible.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6c39ed2b-5791-532d-8ce9-47fb62cb37cd 47fb62cb37cd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/be431c41-71d4-50a7-a718-e8e77686e189 e8e77686e189]
|Ikea art
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/47327cb1-18ec-52e4-b9be-98f152e9a396 98f152e9a396]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6c0edf28-52e8-5b24-beae-aa1baf6dd6df aa1baf6dd6df]
|Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6088b5a6-9572-5e0b-bf8c-cab078af129f cab078af129f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1c57ea40-e221-5e80-be1e-1426712a965d 1426712a965d]
|Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e1c84476-cdbb-5306-82e8-76e512e451d4 76e512e451d4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6b084044-bb13-55d7-b59f-702b1488680d 702b1488680d]
|Jesus Wept
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/868c995e-fb18-54e4-975f-c33199b5dea7 c33199b5dea7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5bde364d-93fe-56c6-9e63-971c2d33c5fb 971c2d33c5fb]
|Just combing my M.C. Escher
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bc0d066b-cf32-532d-9691-b7797efb3715 b7797efb3715]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7c340df9-224f-5f65-9e57-7eff05be73f6 7eff05be73f6]
|for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/678a7be8-ce4f-57f6-8267-fbfc99dc9df3 fbfc99dc9df3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f65d2a10-c33a-52ba-b66a-2d04208ae09a 2d04208ae09a]
|I've never been so aware of my own hunger
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/386575d2-ed59-5cf5-b90a-7b6399132b92 7b6399132b92]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a699e191-7231-5ac2-94c4-379e61ca80a4 379e61ca80a4]
|Death star model 0.0.73
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/736553ac-13f4-525d-a7d7-02da441d85ea 02da441d85ea]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/78f6a0c2-a318-5536-85d9-fbecf00ae97f fbecf00ae97f]
|I forgot to get a plane
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3fe247d4-f997-5d8f-b655-2aa2f449de9d 2aa2f449de9d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/38e73ee3-1288-5171-a898-bd4d9857877f bd4d9857877f]
|only 90s kids will get this!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/612132c3-6de5-5d8c-9fbc-bc6f446bce2f bc6f446bce2f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/64fc2160-d88c-5361-8377-f18fe4a59c24 f18fe4a59c24]
|I'm never going on chatroulette again
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/da98fde2-2aa1-512f-b1ce-747695b72a92 747695b72a92]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c291641c-2a8d-5e55-a317-2b9a423e7a36 2b9a423e7a36]
|the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5bf666cb-cbd9-5290-81bd-4397c285d977 4397c285d977]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4ad2fc81-9e2e-5f72-9283-7bb7044fc42b 7bb7044fc42b]
|Dude, I can totally catch this!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d654daae-a14b-5299-a5ab-ac55ba5c5100 ac55ba5c5100]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bb702a9d-6c2c-5f9d-9556-9aa21d262360 9aa21d262360]
|Houston, we are the problem
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/366b6101-6d60-54b2-8f4f-605f713b589f 605f713b589f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4ad2fc81-9e2e-5f72-9283-7bb7044fc42b 7bb7044fc42b]
|This squirrel really knows how to cook
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c1e9cdf7-4d6c-558e-a4a3-5ea586fbc9b7 5ea586fbc9b7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/92ba9c44-dcfd-52ab-a26f-d7bef8511cc1 d7bef8511cc1]
|fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/69c1d577-74f4-5b4e-8654-4883771010f8 4883771010f8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dada6042-856d-5ad7-9ca8-97e64148995c 97e64148995c]
|This is just like my 5th birthday party.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2103ca79-d149-5184-b956-5898d52d9d16 5898d52d9d16]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c94cb2a6-a781-5e7e-8c2c-af341cf74c70 af341cf74c70]
|The choice is simple.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c2bd5766-6ff7-5c3a-87c9-23e8c4918530 23e8c4918530]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/66d38184-c736-5cc8-9cc1-6a3486e865d8 6a3486e865d8]
|Just some home decorating
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/073c375e-153b-51e5-bbcc-d7fa6642e829 d7fa6642e829]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/caad927c-c4d7-5ac9-8dae-fc4d271b85f6 fc4d271b85f6]
|We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/61cfc85e-fee0-5631-9954-26cf88b730ab 26cf88b730ab]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5bde364d-93fe-56c6-9e63-971c2d33c5fb 971c2d33c5fb]
|Has science gone too far?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ad95976c-e97e-595f-8b21-4bd53a7721e6 4bd53a7721e6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5761cd67-405f-534d-a973-450985c10504 450985c10504]
|>< ))*>
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ba2b8290-f9dc-5b0b-9202-6c2d2b43c9e6 6c2d2b43c9e6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2c3ad3cb-6574-5cc6-ae80-ed5863c1845c ed5863c1845c]
|"Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f6bba129-104c-55b2-a037-c0e6e4732e4c c0e6e4732e4c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dd45932b-c706-579d-8422-cf3e1579e183 cf3e1579e183]
|i miss myspace. *sigh* #thegoodolddays
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7688070d-37b0-563c-b86e-ae0faaa814ad ae0faaa814ad]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bf6bac02-db6f-5c09-b4d8-c7a09429221a c7a09429221a]
|OH MY GOD A HORSE
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/48c4694b-2202-5902-81d0-da83fe97c1c0 da83fe97c1c0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2f28d898-69f2-516d-ac76-58bd456b251b 58bd456b251b]
|my cat is sick
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e9fef94d-1fbb-55b9-b442-9ae281be6996 9ae281be6996]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bab94a28-eb25-5777-b81b-20d163d05085 20d163d05085]
|Nasa is fully funded
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5cd3a1b9-41d6-5e40-9cba-13d581435902 13d581435902]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4c50ab30-0867-54d0-b8a8-e6966f356be2 e6966f356be2]
|Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/764e2da9-0d97-51ba-b7cd-58daaa5ecb0c 58daaa5ecb0c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8226a71b-3f40-56f5-a8e9-cca708717fd6 cca708717fd6]
|In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d6c8b75d-f18a-58b6-8489-5d68799d88cb 5d68799d88cb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e37f6b21-aa9e-5ff1-bf34-2a9299a8355e 2a9299a8355e]
|Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a2da2429-0fcc-5bb5-9d23-3c8804233909 3c8804233909]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/568adee3-a8de-5104-bbc0-17fdb7a041f3 17fdb7a041f3]
|hgghjg
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/33ab2ee8-a7e1-5843-8837-2d2b554f7c2c 2d2b554f7c2c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/758f1357-8e9a-54d5-8109-8c29a2907764 8c29a2907764]
|they said we couldn't play god
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c8f16ae6-bfd5-51de-88b2-41268cb17365 41268cb17365]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cc7d1af6-7698-53cf-ba97-7773dc0863cc 7773dc0863cc]
|last march of the ents
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1a902305-fde9-59eb-a278-08df0fe452a0 08df0fe452a0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/18bfc844-0da8-5e60-bd46-80d5a36accc0 80d5a36accc0]
|I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e5c29a24-85f6-562f-b642-9cb2ff0f5e7b 9cb2ff0f5e7b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d1ddf1e6-b90e-5cc4-b4a7-b298cb8b58e0 b298cb8b58e0]
|Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d8544f5d-d26d-59fc-bab4-751ed73bb26d 751ed73bb26d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/551c633a-c671-5693-a190-cea86fee7249 cea86fee7249]
|Zoidgebra 101
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ab06e6ce-d1c2-5f2e-ae25-72aed00885e1 72aed00885e1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d935652b-950b-57ca-a022-944d473e0ae4 944d473e0ae4]
|Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/884318f3-5126-5dbf-b7c5-b9450b4d48e5 b9450b4d48e5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/10dc1160-c559-527c-9c9e-b6e06ba22326 b6e06ba22326]
|WARRRBLGARBL
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a8b500d1-1f91-5f97-8b76-05bbeeae13d1 05bbeeae13d1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bfb6c9ee-a0e8-5879-a57d-fd8dedb9f32c fd8dedb9f32c]
|I loled my head off!!!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a6503f71-9d12-5893-8634-3f8e57861a2c 3f8e57861a2c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/896f6b70-1ec1-5ed4-a9d0-e2a47ca2b07f e2a47ca2b07f]
|If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/46044b83-124c-5a9f-83d8-0d29daa9b66a 0d29daa9b66a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/030fdcf9-e7e6-5218-b3b8-f980a41a738b f980a41a738b]
|Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cae1e835-f6be-53ee-b9fc-4f06c84654ec 4f06c84654ec]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/03ed139a-4272-5da3-a8c3-58ed2759a90e 58ed2759a90e]
|Oh no! Not Again.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/58afbc30-bbbb-52c9-8311-51d9b50a295e 51d9b50a295e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f738b7e4-e50f-51b1-b42a-8e3716fa7673 8e3716fa7673]
|SPAAAAAAAAcE
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/47c167ba-c29a-5485-a25e-c4489f6c99d0 c4489f6c99d0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/de7b205e-1f03-5b55-a8ca-2973df263d5c 2973df263d5c]
|conspiracy theorists crestfallen after taking photo of platonic ideal rather than its specific manifestation
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1324f8c7-3cc2-5931-9512-fbb7f3f29d72 fbb7f3f29d72]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2eea7b7b-d459-5c7d-b896-b71d2b588ffa b71d2b588ffa]
|dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/aaa468e1-0e45-5f7d-a5fb-1f23b7510e1f 1f23b7510e1f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5bf3b429-69d1-5022-9257-91329e7a7b5a 91329e7a7b5a]
|tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9effac03-4d83-58e3-a4b5-87662857a932 87662857a932]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6e670e0b-947b-5372-9092-8eeb2b94987b 8eeb2b94987b]
|How did the mars rover get here?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/aacf4288-d062-5699-a4f8-0ef4e548701c 0ef4e548701c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dab61817-c505-5f30-8a83-bfbd316a9bfb bfbd316a9bfb]
|I've made a huge mistake
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/26b9ed36-04fb-54e7-88c7-159f067f8d74 159f067f8d74]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8c1cb221-17c7-5295-98ca-1eb5a0ee7fd2 1eb5a0ee7fd2]
|I just don't get recursion.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e1cec25b-3151-5670-b7aa-152eeb1192f7 152eeb1192f7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/244bc06c-ab79-5537-b215-aa9b5fad0ac1 aa9b5fad0ac1]
|New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d1170af8-2411-5897-a956-dd71ef86e39e dd71ef86e39e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dc5b0fc0-da18-504c-ac8d-70cf8805e7cb 70cf8805e7cb]
|Goldilocks party!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/57da8310-40bb-52eb-8ebb-d26ab0d67987 d26ab0d67987]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d3fd6beb-c00f-5806-ade0-b6534ec9a50b b6534ec9a50b]
|Where did THAT come from?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/928adcfa-68a9-5c62-a84e-1d3a750f0e8d 1d3a750f0e8d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/049d588b-ccc4-52c5-a545-77ed0a75923a 77ed0a75923a]
|i do the same thing at frat parties
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b98e4260-62e5-5bcb-8a6f-0513821406b7 0513821406b7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7c791580-a8df-5d41-bd2a-4a05b122a05d 4a05b122a05d]
|It's not a good part of town
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b915c9ba-7763-5db2-b868-f9d0acc13ff2 f9d0acc13ff2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7d9f0435-d2c0-59c2-919d-1a11c6c67047 1a11c6c67047]
|Goodnight moon
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d0702afa-ad01-5da5-8aa3-7338b015f07e 7338b015f07e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/437389d0-93b3-5253-adaf-b14f6fdbd149 b14f6fdbd149]
|DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9b4154db-3dc5-52e3-b608-9ff63ccb3f75 9ff63ccb3f75]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cf7e5e33-28ba-5b2c-ba6a-ae4e0b2b2dd0 ae4e0b2b2dd0]
|Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c4c4833e-a04a-58e5-b3f8-5040729f658f 5040729f658f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fcce9fa0-a11a-5775-a4bd-a47817c0b4cf a47817c0b4cf]
|"Is it symmetric this way?"
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/05ec7a83-6e6a-5c0f-8be8-8fc610b58c7c 8fc610b58c7c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/04f010aa-7689-58a4-ac36-25fb75d0cdba 25fb75d0cdba]
|Magnificent as fuck
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3f2b453e-6e7a-593b-9754-97ac567ecb43 97ac567ecb43]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cb41e008-104e-5450-bb87-6f81b93bc3bb 6f81b93bc3bb]
|brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3f435873-3092-5e56-a39e-7e4364c93f66 7e4364c93f66]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9200f92e-e3f8-5efd-92f2-7b2f1bf0847f 7b2f1bf0847f]
|I wonder what will this lead to...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0a95cdce-3d0f-5aa0-91e7-0b43b082bfad 0b43b082bfad]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/338e5291-7e13-50a0-bfd4-a10df00c1984 a10df00c1984]
|true culprit of global warming!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bd8169e9-935a-50b6-9843-3675399e2fe4 3675399e2fe4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1c29d65a-f7cb-5254-8a2a-4612ca3ea03f 4612ca3ea03f]
|moo!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9eb7e5d8-35be-58f8-a504-4b79c0cd0bfc 4b79c0cd0bfc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/28e07cf0-8fce-5a24-93d7-8b3785eeefb1 8b3785eeefb1]
|Sorry for the potato quality.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4ff3cad5-6e57-5c38-869f-4faa8b2f28f7 4faa8b2f28f7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/55502690-5452-581e-a636-9b5fd2c79341 9b5fd2c79341]
|they're all dead, dave.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5da53ee4-9f5b-5eda-9b62-8415f138f833 8415f138f833]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/897773b2-fa53-5cb6-a260-bb7a419a02c6 bb7a419a02c6]
|Finally here!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ee03198b-cdbe-531d-9ed0-e0a9209b36a9 e0a9209b36a9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5af6e873-a802-5a1d-9aa8-c4ca062e7763 c4ca062e7763]
|[user was banned for this text]
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a89ce43f-d1f1-5f31-ac0f-957d56bd6f40 957d56bd6f40]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/884685a2-4dc3-5dc8-b04b-977601de1a34 977601de1a34]
|Burrito night
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c5d75abc-0f90-53d1-abfc-5ed3a8ead69b 5ed3a8ead69b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7cd1a3d3-28b6-57a9-9067-f0366682d86f f0366682d86f]
|Am I a Pokemon?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/39b92b1e-abf7-5d47-88ec-b362078dc4e6 b362078dc4e6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bc7c6f63-35ea-50e3-9c88-19fcaa244177 19fcaa244177]
|that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bc92fe8b-9a78-5248-b13a-1470d6bbc7c5 1470d6bbc7c5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d621047b-cf21-557f-ab92-bc7f7d4bb7a8 bc7f7d4bb7a8]
|about to die lol
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/26a6d832-6cce-5576-afd8-d9cb366104ee d9cb366104ee]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0b044bbc-5265-55c1-944c-fd0d9c097b7a fd0d9c097b7a]
|Do you care to #engage with this #content
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7b8eb203-399c-5294-b9d7-6b7358825ad4 6b7358825ad4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d06944ae-feec-50a2-ae4c-ed6360dfe4c4 ed6360dfe4c4]
|Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/185a83a8-a447-562c-a24b-0beee26fdc6c 0beee26fdc6c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c67fa3de-1694-584b-b112-00d30201e37d 00d30201e37d]
|Hey! My cloaca is down here!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a5f6b545-294c-5c8d-9bdb-0665823d0460 0665823d0460]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c3a0216b-3382-5442-b09f-75aaa988879a 75aaa988879a]
|FUCK NOT AGAIN
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a7bbe61f-f04b-5522-97f8-0c1ef956c53c 0c1ef956c53c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/85065dc6-7524-5607-b41f-57498405462f 57498405462f]
|too much lens flare?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4b121a77-228a-5a34-9a0e-c3c06661efee c3c06661efee]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f729d050-5e8f-5bf0-8962-37b45655015e 37b45655015e]
|i've made a huge mistake
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9045cdad-47b9-59f7-95fa-f992eaf526dd f992eaf526dd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/81c59346-12e7-524a-ba1e-c942b75bbc37 c942b75bbc37]
|When they realised the comets core was yellow, philae started digging and uncovered this!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/071a3e29-c771-5b1d-acb1-b23934f1d3a1 b23934f1d3a1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/152ff95c-b291-5511-970b-8cf0aae237b9 8cf0aae237b9]
|i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/17691874-6802-514f-a1b7-a72e7c3cb451 a72e7c3cb451]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/31a6008a-ee5c-5fd2-8ff2-ff20713d6d53 ff20713d6d53]
|Wow. Just, Wow.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/634f8f0a-2d56-5ccd-8fde-23784ceaf34a 23784ceaf34a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9aee1d90-f8eb-55e3-8c0b-a06de52211f2 a06de52211f2]
|No lie, this is delicious
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c3ba8be1-98a3-51fe-9faa-62b3279cefa0 62b3279cefa0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a9c18ac1-cc05-5f25-8d78-1bd3e7350353 1bd3e7350353]
|My new cat is awesome
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/629a8666-6b27-532c-8aa3-ce45b24fe22e ce45b24fe22e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/961299e3-d214-50da-9788-2e1b33b78b7a 2e1b33b78b7a]
|FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9a1fad75-27c2-59dd-bf96-0b2c3273ccce 0b2c3273ccce]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/50e01423-aec6-5e41-b170-9ea3833b0a71 9ea3833b0a71]
|Now we play... the most dangerous game
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/333e27fa-2cf7-58ac-bb42-d6b258279a62 d6b258279a62]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2f451944-e7fa-5099-add6-5107f4525a46 5107f4525a46]
|♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/23e0d798-cbe7-528f-8aa3-9cecadae1132 9cecadae1132]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5728f288-d95d-593a-9ae6-60e3cd8474aa 60e3cd8474aa]
|AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/40f71e67-6e07-5b9b-bd48-1fd79d90a422 1fd79d90a422]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/13f683ac-f91b-5285-abe4-e657f79cb201 e657f79cb201]
|#paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3d058688-8700-5778-acf8-f62feecaf206 f62feecaf206]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/df7c6ab8-6b02-5f53-85d0-ed8c5dc9aab9 ed8c5dc9aab9]
|Waiting on hold with the insurance company
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/28681aca-9bc6-5dd6-a13d-7cd24c49e0d7 7cd24c49e0d7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0e4384d8-7fa4-57af-8db0-d29fb45617bd d29fb45617bd]
|Pizza TIME
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cdeb1dd6-e6cd-5c84-8549-d4f619ee815a d4f619ee815a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/25404c71-eddb-5705-bdcf-004a83c9eb34 004a83c9eb34]
|Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fb69f7aa-3b13-569a-8052-416b020841a2 416b020841a2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/834ab250-95ea-5709-8249-945dee2035fd 945dee2035fd]
|new tattoo on the back of my head so no one can sneak up on me
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a9469b18-a18d-5d00-bd3e-067c172708c5 067c172708c5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/36f1e0bf-6ead-546a-88f0-148a91f8a103 148a91f8a103]
|Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7d61101a-f21b-57a5-bc7f-809d09ac99c8 809d09ac99c8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/321f9f98-6bf2-5762-9ce7-d9823cee8ea4 d9823cee8ea4]
|Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/db0f7490-752b-5f26-a1d4-e1b8111bb486 e1b8111bb486]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4baec34b-8dcb-5b47-8c76-956e362d57e2 956e362d57e2]
|Where are the three sea shells?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0fa81535-db34-5acb-aa4d-fa8c2f6ad62b fa8c2f6ad62b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/95a7c2be-be1f-5af5-80ce-877f694732c0 877f694732c0]
|Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0c958540-28ce-59ef-bd9e-b5aac0b3b9d5 b5aac0b3b9d5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cfb03669-7be8-5033-bdf8-68a9726a825d 68a9726a825d]
|ack
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/80bde7f3-4ee2-5d3e-9207-4083e45d8420 4083e45d8420]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/121136d9-1994-5755-b831-02eab95bdf15 02eab95bdf15]
|#nofilter
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c8716650-3b57-5b04-9501-e2737f593c73 e2737f593c73]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/28005c88-821f-5d00-8065-3303a3961e6c 3303a3961e6c]
|So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6a3c109a-768b-521d-9c75-71cb52c456ec 71cb52c456ec]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/451ba1e7-124f-5985-9e90-4b8b14997691 4b8b14997691]
|The magic smoke escaped :(
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0b48d0fd-442f-50f8-8023-d1fae2b1ee29 d1fae2b1ee29]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d30b202a-9d28-5071-95f5-fb8549b59577 fb8549b59577]
|feeding my pet
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7a6efdb6-ecd8-5be3-b441-e625cc2d4942 e625cc2d4942]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/50e8ac10-3bbb-5f5e-a7fe-516a9ccdc425 516a9ccdc425]
|Just another day in paradise
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/24f9ea87-c18d-5b88-a2ed-9d7af9c27344 9d7af9c27344]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0398c491-5291-5007-b9ea-ed915d36dd20 ed915d36dd20]
|This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4c4f1fbe-1a54-50dc-8db3-4771cb644792 4771cb644792]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6571485-d500-55fe-8f13-ec801ea1b655 ec801ea1b655]
|AUUUGH
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/086d2f24-25d3-5ff1-9433-93bb319a045e 93bb319a045e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/12b84d7a-a097-53b2-8bd3-6878e40c5754 6878e40c5754]
|Sometimes all you can do is wait
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3eee2752-b913-5840-9f12-94e0d165139e 94e0d165139e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a7410134-7d2f-5491-91a8-d51bc6db1470 d51bc6db1470]
|SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/970972cc-f94a-565d-a828-fe00355c0e48 fe00355c0e48]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/acb7cc6c-28d9-5bb0-a827-c74e3568fa88 c74e3568fa88]
|Why did it have to end this Way?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f5028166-0747-5f74-998d-89429ecdd3f2 89429ecdd3f2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f3e5fd2d-e60f-53f3-b169-86ea721314f1 86ea721314f1]
|onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e327d030-a477-585f-a04e-4ff024e7aa09 4ff024e7aa09]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bdc81448-d4fc-581f-a0bd-17915eae60bc 17915eae60bc]
|Aaaaaargh
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d1800cf6-f012-526e-bb73-d5308c83936e d5308c83936e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c29a8869-69f5-5557-929f-fdbeef420f73 fdbeef420f73]
|The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ee44a1c8-549f-57a4-ab28-58f04b39029d 58f04b39029d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a06f6ac9-8e58-5703-9b97-6e9b8ec9a5b9 6e9b8ec9a5b9]
|Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7d1cabd1-8e78-595d-85f0-bc3fb409c6e0 bc3fb409c6e0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cfff9045-9d07-5489-85f9-63ef1c70a2f9 63ef1c70a2f9]
|Optimus prime was having a bad day.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a33ea74c-7e0a-5832-9050-bd9a06f20bcc bd9a06f20bcc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/49542948-ec82-5172-8bf0-9628012c0058 9628012c0058]
|This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fe710f82-7663-5657-8bdf-35e1357d1544 35e1357d1544]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fe17a349-c451-5d44-8c88-97aa148f5db2 97aa148f5db2]
|🇺🇸 USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6c0761e4-b29f-548c-afec-ac17af22eeaf ac17af22eeaf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/54ccb3ef-d071-55b5-b809-b18f4833dfc9 b18f4833dfc9]
|i think i need to get out more.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f95026d6-1549-5bda-b42c-0dfbd763068c 0dfbd763068c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ce637d23-1a4c-5ef2-a2c2-f8dc0e0b0070 f8dc0e0b0070]
|#satellite #navigation
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/05912352-54ed-56bb-9edd-9c8b4f192cae 9c8b4f192cae]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7885db42-8aa0-55fb-b9aa-5c74f3b16e93 5c74f3b16e93]
|Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/31c34bec-0a1d-5fa8-9534-14be17af93fb 14be17af93fb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0b8ec694-bfc8-51ee-997b-c5fb86da0605 c5fb86da0605]
|just another cat video
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/acf90361-0fcf-5c78-aa71-b9e71f4e9682 b9e71f4e9682]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3e34cfbf-6e71-529b-9c4e-9fc6d190dd43 9fc6d190dd43]
|when you see it...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d46d859b-d1c4-524e-bea1-40ee13c5d689 40ee13c5d689]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a53328e1-892d-59ee-8bee-6c6706cf5ef0 6c6706cf5ef0]
|Now turn it upside-down
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a9693779-d78e-5aac-ae95-615fc7c93abb 615fc7c93abb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c61aa0a8-83f1-5c1d-b7eb-901ddbb780e1 901ddbb780e1]
|File not found ... creating fake file...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e2103889-dcc2-5a76-8943-0a9c99dce6b8 0a9c99dce6b8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/26df43f5-d779-5bab-9f80-c1fd2083989e c1fd2083989e]
|Now we play... the most dangerous game
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/459d8e67-aed1-5a3a-86ae-3336db80e988 3336db80e988]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bd8319d3-5298-5c19-9af1-96ff894f1851 96ff894f1851]
|My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/67ae9518-7de8-5525-a22b-33975bf41541 33975bf41541]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c1ce493c-e2f1-5ded-8151-58377b6190af 58377b6190af]
|Real Eyes Realize real lies.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8a538af6-b4ed-549c-8a81-ed836cdaab07 ed836cdaab07]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/960c3189-4d2b-5049-89a2-14dcc16e1fe6 14dcc16e1fe6]
|Get that camera out of my face!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8af8cd73-f67a-5c3f-8f31-8394f1ac9e0e 8394f1ac9e0e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/59d9811a-c839-57ec-800f-1ee44ab3e6c1 1ee44ab3e6c1]
|Here comes the sun, do do do do...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/708d2ea6-956d-52ba-893d-78406d84d89e 78406d84d89e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/df34579e-ab6f-5d26-96d9-21576a2682e2 21576a2682e2]
|Turns out, Hillary deleted my E-Mails too. Honest.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/df2dd0d6-b44e-54ec-8d86-75902b549d7c 75902b549d7c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4ab95ba1-7f3e-5b90-a109-8be9d991419a 8be9d991419a]
|Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/261cb33b-2441-571e-9dfc-9cb4c6c8b85b 9cb4c6c8b85b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8fc08682-7d3c-52fd-85c1-cdbed0af98ce cdbed0af98ce]
|Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ec0946bb-87de-5aec-a71d-77fb0108023d 77fb0108023d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a06305e0-b415-5760-bf2e-5d8fea4beed7 5d8fea4beed7]
|Wait, you can see that too
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1e59c91b-f36c-59ee-a848-636f450b2dfd 636f450b2dfd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c142ac26-4108-59e5-b672-62712df5a93e 62712df5a93e]
|in line at the dmv
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9abd6895-c8e3-5603-b2f2-b0413e684455 b0413e684455]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f231197c-f33b-55ef-b60a-eaf524a2f41e eaf524a2f41e]
|Only 90s kids will remember
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/60b19f09-486c-5f6c-82d0-ff6c22ef147a ff6c22ef147a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/365945db-61da-58e7-955b-667be74ed29d 667be74ed29d]
|Amirite??
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cb86e070-ef81-53d2-bb79-7b5fa15e7d1d 7b5fa15e7d1d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e6315e2c-bc35-5d62-8d97-0a75b50367a0 0a75b50367a0]
|in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a8bf87a6-5e67-5513-bee1-c85c6b3c8cd3 c85c6b3c8cd3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e35365e4-31f2-5056-be88-42875287a95b 42875287a95b]
|I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ce8bf5c9-fbaa-5614-ad3a-786cda6a94e4 786cda6a94e4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2b6884c3-d309-5deb-96c6-bbbda03f1051 bbbda03f1051]
|Solo Thumbwar
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1f2cbea9-b871-50c1-8d90-91aef014ceb1 91aef014ceb1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c055b05d-666d-55f1-8694-6a235059c841 6a235059c841]
|uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0e583bd2-a86d-58f5-9139-a3ee400c9e75 a3ee400c9e75]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/449e2210-62d9-5a2e-9852-bf1fbb69a889 bf1fbb69a889]
|Talking to my fans...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d0dfa2a3-972b-5206-a8f2-54ed5bb17707 54ed5bb17707]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cc7d1af6-7698-53cf-ba97-7773dc0863cc 7773dc0863cc]
|The newest Olympic sport
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f2d80643-3cb3-53b0-ad39-fd99de2a7803 fd99de2a7803]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9528befc-3136-5d5b-829e-f4287c01cef1 f4287c01cef1]
|This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ad2530c3-c688-5f82-9ee3-eaa9370e41de eaa9370e41de]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6eeded1e-4781-5c28-8e3d-56b0dc2c4a9a 56b0dc2c4a9a]
|this is the weirdest hickey.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ebbb23eb-d898-501e-88b6-4ff43f139fe7 4ff43f139fe7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/50116854-244f-5592-adf4-55bad9cbd974 55bad9cbd974]
|♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5a1bf69c-047a-58c0-9b3c-ce3b1b0e3113 ce3b1b0e3113]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d1cb78da-25d1-554d-b6b6-e53c20bb80db e53c20bb80db]
|I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d64174d1-e693-525c-8b06-8dccd667beb1 8dccd667beb1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/64dec2e1-6e64-598d-9dde-b0792a154b7e b0792a154b7e]
|I like this picture
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/159e5c0c-1935-5fcb-a7c7-3878faafc75b 3878faafc75b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/39b79118-4636-5160-a1cf-75333edd14cb 75333edd14cb]
|A soulful rendition of "old man river"
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f1c3a52b-fc74-5be0-a0d1-b7ad10d8cbb8 b7ad10d8cbb8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f738b7e4-e50f-51b1-b42a-8e3716fa7673 8e3716fa7673]
|#Donthate #Truelove
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/77ab115e-b39e-5d43-ab49-f8aff921f001 f8aff921f001]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/451ba1e7-124f-5985-9e90-4b8b14997691 4b8b14997691]
|That's not a chicken
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c8ab6858-0c10-544d-9349-37620c6a70f7 37620c6a70f7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1e02ac4d-f46f-5e3c-ae8b-f42833bd2ecc f42833bd2ecc]
|my friend posing while a plane flies by
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/de00faf9-f47b-582d-84f0-d1fc2720f84c d1fc2720f84c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1f1bb8b6-3cac-5077-a2cd-4e420b806488 4e420b806488]
|Et boum! C'est le choc!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1739bf4e-8088-5a94-a6b0-31284317ee4a 31284317ee4a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/65d65b27-24f8-54dd-a9b6-660350b11114 660350b11114]
|This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b3efd9cf-9463-5921-b757-45b4bdd8e3f3 45b4bdd8e3f3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/20fb64e9-129f-5813-97dd-6c1d54604426 6c1d54604426]
|crawling and texting #badcombination
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/787a63c7-2954-566b-8c11-b37c5ce2bc50 b37c5ce2bc50]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fd0b26f3-b58f-5ce7-aa80-7a7a9690aef1 7a7a9690aef1]
|Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/781a588a-ff02-5e27-ab80-47c41f567ae5 47c41f567ae5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/26719430-4b7b-5612-a014-7b6aa2e8b09b 7b6aa2e8b09b]
|I solved the debt crisis!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ef1c9561-5974-596b-97ee-cfdfca0ffd75 cfdfca0ffd75]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a7410134-7d2f-5491-91a8-d51bc6db1470 d51bc6db1470]
|I found this little guy in the woods near my house
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/09acde51-dfcf-579f-85a8-b918ea5c6783 b918ea5c6783]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3c500855-1cf3-5964-9014-47e972de2a8e 47e972de2a8e]
|i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/29c18e44-5c1c-5738-b34c-2ea45d709aa0 2ea45d709aa0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1feebef0-1a04-5b46-93cf-89c0e9d14073 89c0e9d14073]
|turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/68071dab-a433-5e94-b0d4-be364608b373 be364608b373]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/96c08c12-cd63-5f38-97a0-8448a3c83b1f 8448a3c83b1f]
|🇺🇸 USA! USA! 🇺🇸
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/91805a52-6684-5738-975e-691d958575f7 691d958575f7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/79b9e495-b06b-5461-9b02-5aded2e25574 5aded2e25574]
|ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a7226d4b-b51d-504a-842e-9f48988381e3 9f48988381e3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c3f0b62d-3b85-57c7-885f-32f92e302f64 32f92e302f64]
|#hashtag
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/56671d6a-5739-5ffe-8a52-7b569e0fb4e1 7b569e0fb4e1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6e72fb3f-9eaf-5e29-8e76-ff9e2c0e72d3 ff9e2c0e72d3]
|what if it's a ghost pepper?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/caa53e11-7b2a-56d4-a8fd-39d7a0476ef8 39d7a0476ef8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1111c504-9ee8-5080-9809-e31b4f8d0d7d e31b4f8d0d7d]
|they moved the headstones, but they didn't move the bodies
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3e80d205-fea8-5623-bbd8-2c9fc6042cdd 2c9fc6042cdd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9a3aa942-1dbf-5301-a812-62cd3460a783 62cd3460a783]
|Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a9e72218-f4eb-50bb-9f87-36396f7713d3 36396f7713d3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/50013b8c-4912-5469-b223-d1432b2e1c65 d1432b2e1c65]
|Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e476e50c-b234-5067-bf96-78cb2d2ce806 78cb2d2ce806]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ab01977c-4312-5642-98b2-2d8a610ac57d 2d8a610ac57d]
|THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/609145b7-aedf-5ddc-9ba5-950c6dc27e71 950c6dc27e71]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c4b13008-4bbd-5d43-929d-d231e7a59732 d231e7a59732]
|Who came first?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c1cc3e89-52e1-5f92-aefa-0b1dac228a5c 0b1dac228a5c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7ca40393-6158-51a7-b8f4-c0f332e9575e c0f332e9575e]
|#newhipsterbike
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/837eca97-d25f-561b-9f32-576c4a2de0e9 576c4a2de0e9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f8cda64f-7f92-5a59-8ac8-64b298792bbd 64b298792bbd]
|An unsuccessful bike design...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a81d691d-6fff-5ba6-877e-1d45771798f3 1d45771798f3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dc61826c-a31a-5408-9941-6d4374896e8a 6d4374896e8a]
|#awefullyNicetractsofland
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cd13c041-8c75-51ef-8f96-d50a949efca1 d50a949efca1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9afc0938-df6f-507c-839b-9691025fb33f 9691025fb33f]
|Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3f004d55-727b-5ae8-a38a-471763240cee 471763240cee]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c6d66290-fe4b-5ac9-9ad8-540c0d9dc845 540c0d9dc845]
|This is symbolic.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/adbb93be-211e-5b0d-b917-d6f040a617c4 d6f040a617c4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3c267128-b231-56cd-9385-3a01b14401e1 3a01b14401e1]
|my cat got into the *other* catnip
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7ca5f8d5-801b-5943-992e-fdb219a70069 fdb219a70069]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7875f43e-7523-5d45-a547-dc3a38493f7d dc3a38493f7d]
|check out my new pet
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/22dd916e-5f83-556a-981e-39f9663598e8 39f9663598e8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a35b212c-f443-5fb2-81d8-1cabd3f28345 1cabd3f28345]
|share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7796c8a0-0a72-5bd3-bba6-051fc307d3a3 051fc307d3a3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/db1ab6ea-e6fe-5bd3-a5f8-811bd51f6fa4 811bd51f6fa4]
|this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/deabd3bc-e959-5744-a069-c43f007a79ad c43f007a79ad]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/268d7cf2-9d39-5ea8-8c58-3a2ca3201f60 3a2ca3201f60]
|My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/eb0dd58f-74ad-513d-94c5-cbfd55d9314b cbfd55d9314b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b9f64400-2f46-54e9-9818-9fc5e66c0884 9fc5e66c0884]
|Target Found.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/34b5e55c-b1e1-57a5-8455-747ab0a03571 747ab0a03571]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/74c2f367-8d01-5c06-92fa-bd67bc8fbe57 bd67bc8fbe57]
|#SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d17869f1-5f2d-5ef1-9216-f91f432dedee f91f432dedee]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/950c7fc9-1fa5-5216-94c2-c7af1d2b4e42 c7af1d2b4e42]
|Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/deab5450-db78-5cff-8ab9-e5194804dbe1 e5194804dbe1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/69cf3040-c8d9-59b0-89e1-b05fcc9a98a0 b05fcc9a98a0]
|Eat my shorts
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d7f7b0eb-3613-5fb5-a090-c1aadd2beda2 c1aadd2beda2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/282c78e0-258c-5f93-b5ab-16a76c300029 16a76c300029]
|Wait a minute. We put the helium in the pool, or the balloon?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/47cfa502-7e72-5e50-9a6f-446bd7807491 446bd7807491]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c4e83dbb-6fca-5534-98f1-52eb6e40b776 52eb6e40b776]
|wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/08ef4993-e263-54a7-818f-14e841b55adb 14e841b55adb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1596da10-dc6f-5e77-b089-3ea8cd3dbdbc 3ea8cd3dbdbc]
|In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/51b45e87-19f0-5eda-bd76-5743634d4450 5743634d4450]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0caf3ccc-6416-571d-ba8e-8009a7e58635 8009a7e58635]
|Fancy
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c7bff12b-8a97-5e6a-88c8-0ef07b302f61 0ef07b302f61]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dc85d58e-b55c-56b0-a761-77e76741b491 77e76741b491]
|the first official thing i stole from my college roommates.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/279ac45d-f6dc-5f8a-a371-2218d0987663 2218d0987663]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dcbf4c3b-630b-5d70-a5a8-7f59b89dbd33 7f59b89dbd33]
|Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bacb97b4-80cf-5f0c-95d6-510f299f01df 510f299f01df]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/92180285-98f8-5bf6-8a66-d4496e693ad6 d4496e693ad6]
|This photo was taken from my iphone
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2bd497a6-8d57-57b0-ad9f-64f5869dbe7e 64f5869dbe7e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a74c67ca-c215-52c6-b9af-3e5f0b7a72ff 3e5f0b7a72ff]
|Vegans gonna hate
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9d71e0f4-b567-5f07-b7c7-07e5f40f9a0a 07e5f40f9a0a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4679c979-75c7-5299-86df-9c039349b0b2 9c039349b0b2]
|Initiate evasive maneuver!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/650e9cf4-3f10-5223-8ee6-0dc653d64b18 0dc653d64b18]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1d980133-298c-5787-b95a-5bc8196cb57d 5bc8196cb57d]
|Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fef6c36f-0436-5be6-8caf-999b95d88ba1 999b95d88ba1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0f7d81dc-e435-5d99-b975-057660801943 057660801943]
|Self Portrait: Complete.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fb80aa17-1622-5d01-9128-eeea0442348a eeea0442348a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6eef69be-09c8-5fdd-9301-2445b7adb800 2445b7adb800]
|love it!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d932f933-e36f-5689-8040-fabd3185be68 fabd3185be68]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/05b90540-d2f7-5911-b3ab-0e615e2ad90f 0e615e2ad90f]
|amazons newest delivery method
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4a4c8589-b181-5de6-856b-b95862ddf773 b95862ddf773]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7831e489-5987-5970-80fd-6a57c265996d 6a57c265996d]
|We have finally discovered the secret of the toaster!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e7a15e5e-b911-598f-9d03-28e8701cf97a 28e8701cf97a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f9795e40-0a23-5723-9f2c-66b1fd7a5682 66b1fd7a5682]
|Is this too cheesy?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3d3e1c40-8e50-5eb1-bf0d-cb1a8e21c979 cb1a8e21c979]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ddbea5f6-efe2-5c32-9cce-b7b8d20cdb74 b7b8d20cdb74]
|This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6ba5d062-4615-5bee-9b72-e9b01daafc50 e9b01daafc50]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c3f9d1f0-18ba-5c15-8f37-86c82db4ddfb 86c82db4ddfb]
|#HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0419f214-3b1b-5370-a13d-a84b9e32413a a84b9e32413a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ab01977c-4312-5642-98b2-2d8a610ac57d 2d8a610ac57d]
|I'm going to be smashed to bits
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f6ea7d2b-2873-50e3-8a9e-867373eda94e 867373eda94e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/852b10c0-e3a1-50db-a9ea-415b14c8b862 415b14c8b862]
|Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/723dd0ba-2d99-5e66-b933-b7d729da4a9f b7d729da4a9f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fdf286df-d97f-584d-a204-7fec1582cad0 7fec1582cad0]
|AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/197066f9-8549-5f70-ae8a-4c964de72c61 4c964de72c61]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bc246029-71bc-5003-9046-b9c6e3904591 b9c6e3904591]
|Daylight spending time!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a7c750c3-882b-5533-a307-6910300fcd08 6910300fcd08]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6b084044-bb13-55d7-b59f-702b1488680d 702b1488680d]
|There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/33a0b8fa-a45f-5326-aa84-66bed492fe39 66bed492fe39]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f3fa9137-c979-5c75-b8b7-9c0c7ada805d 9c0c7ada805d]
|i broke it
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/88d3233b-0691-5887-bfc0-9c6d56f6595e 9c6d56f6595e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6366a53-f01c-54bb-b265-de6f77a0d4dc de6f77a0d4dc]
|leaked photo of hellraiser reboot
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fd238154-30ad-59d7-a164-cd6811f32600 cd6811f32600]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ea213f88-0768-5b68-b914-0a1fdbb68c6e 0a1fdbb68c6e]
|What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2934e9ed-c95e-518f-b2fa-d283b967a33f d283b967a33f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9964e385-6cfc-544d-a518-bd4c7ec061c7 bd4c7ec061c7]
|Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/00b766d7-cc68-5b72-a181-0ee15c567c3b 0ee15c567c3b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5e1328e6-8cec-5ed6-b7de-95fd495595b4 95fd495595b4]
|Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/da189481-b47e-5e98-8e98-527c2bfad218 527c2bfad218]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/afd2bc13-36df-5ad3-814b-f38be88b9cec f38be88b9cec]
|i need to do my laundry more often.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ce6d7c9f-5212-58ec-824c-74baef483fd3 74baef483fd3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/58ebbc0e-8c65-595d-ac9f-1e65f320ff20 1e65f320ff20]
|Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7fe3e194-c70c-5dea-9496-d3154f05fd73 d3154f05fd73]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cc7d1af6-7698-53cf-ba97-7773dc0863cc 7773dc0863cc]
|11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/dccabb6a-4720-5aeb-b750-605fe45fb056 605fe45fb056]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7885db42-8aa0-55fb-b9aa-5c74f3b16e93 5c74f3b16e93]
|is it midnight yet?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b737f5f9-a5df-5da2-95ad-193d30f04522 193d30f04522]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5f4c2983-5661-5851-b98a-a9c9733d88fa a9c9733d88fa]
|NO. JUST NO.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2e4c86c4-ed7c-5435-8d7b-b5c4556041b0 b5c4556041b0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1ef458ad-dc7b-598b-8e04-516a8191fb87 516a8191fb87]
|Oh, that's where I left them!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5f2d6fb8-3c23-5af8-a80b-28bf6218e9c9 28bf6218e9c9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f16c8a0d-2e32-5e6b-8bbd-7511330a7a53 7511330a7a53]
|I told you to keep the raptors secure
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/164771f4-8848-5c11-a6e3-09be7a039877 09be7a039877]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/15e0146d-e6c6-56b2-b139-2562b760f647 2562b760f647]
|bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0a04f71a-8e0b-5ca1-8657-8b2894ba8d27 8b2894ba8d27]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/49531383-446c-55b1-b187-d4f0642224fa d4f0642224fa]
|Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b139522a-3437-5e86-81e5-86f1660b71bd 86f1660b71bd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/449e2210-62d9-5a2e-9852-bf1fbb69a889 bf1fbb69a889]
|Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/44324d02-45dd-5d57-9438-622de79b9218 622de79b9218]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a3af7cb4-5b87-5bf3-9c36-c3d55f5ed151 c3d55f5ed151]
|The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e80bcde8-6d01-566c-b873-7a38d627327d 7a38d627327d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1a560eda-6da8-588e-8ea9-400910c90e8c 400910c90e8c]
|Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c2997d89-47d0-510a-a51a-eb0f8a1f904a eb0f8a1f904a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a4a82b4d-befe-515e-80dd-2f8c5e653311 2f8c5e653311]
|Macklemore concert was awesome!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7d82bed4-31a2-5d07-8bce-202396e4f50c 202396e4f50c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9af97969-6988-59ce-9d8f-658423b6f765 658423b6f765]
|Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d30b4696-28a9-599f-af99-1c699bd916bc 1c699bd916bc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/436723ff-6616-58b8-899c-fd5ed226f3b5 fd5ed226f3b5]
|Philae lander found!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b352bd56-3eb9-569b-be73-1174c9fd627f 1174c9fd627f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7114e027-f170-5bf8-8b24-12b5d78f7ccc 12b5d78f7ccc]
|The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6930589c-36f0-5623-a075-2b65251ad372 2b65251ad372]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0dc8834d-db80-58d6-b9c1-b89e4a15a0b5 b89e4a15a0b5]
|The illuminati embarrassed to admit that the "world" they control is only a h0 scale model
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c61b3e50-cf4d-58b0-88de-13829f7b9c35 13829f7b9c35]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4fb66834-aaae-5d48-8bbc-8145b1145ed7 8145b1145ed7]
|I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b094a19a-f616-511e-95ba-292a558b4ca2 292a558b4ca2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dce15b17-0337-5ffa-8bf7-6a2fc065cbc9 6a2fc065cbc9]
|This apple got a face on it dog
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/06c71d3d-c9b5-541d-8252-ce8e61a3fa9d ce8e61a3fa9d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/70fbb33b-e449-55eb-b7ba-3a6f54c637ca 3a6f54c637ca]
|bit nosy, aren't you?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/68922a82-5d9a-51f5-a5c5-b3c7a04f4569 b3c7a04f4569]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/81de03bb-e16b-552c-9576-a6ce92184aac a6ce92184aac]
|Starting to regret my OUYA purchase
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b9266ebc-2bb8-5c6f-8e79-6b7cf0f94773 6b7cf0f94773]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/545a7b6b-e5e4-5aed-b483-87e7cfea2ca9 87e7cfea2ca9]
|THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1da2818c-028b-5b0b-8ec9-3e6f2774bd85 3e6f2774bd85]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9b9f808e-b08a-5771-ae64-68338c348065 68338c348065]
|Another one bites the dust
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f2741d49-6d27-56fe-a573-68cbd5ee6e34 68cbd5ee6e34]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e635d853-4815-5b48-b224-08602e138c05 08602e138c05]
|#bedhead
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/35ea40b8-ae83-5e9a-8b4d-ec228e5d9cb2 ec228e5d9cb2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/52070dec-11bf-5008-850c-925d908fb0ab 925d908fb0ab]
|i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/96ed1e20-689e-54ec-945b-c2cb9e64e43e c2cb9e64e43e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7c9b4d6c-c718-563d-bf6b-6bf3263b04f6 6bf3263b04f6]
|Travel the length of these massive bison
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3c3279c9-0ce6-5328-81f3-12b6028b5b40 12b6028b5b40]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/112a2dc2-7bb1-5fee-b3ce-b0aff5a6fa4a b0aff5a6fa4a]
|Something seems to be wrong with my car
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1fd713b8-fe7b-5c1f-aaa4-6fc298bd25fa 6fc298bd25fa]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/82402300-5ce4-5dd2-8b14-2af5eff75af3 2af5eff75af3]
|Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e09f56dd-8d74-5b9a-b626-abb0d8a51e0b abb0d8a51e0b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c76eb7fb-b10a-5d7a-ba0b-b62182579a00 b62182579a00]
|Big Bird, An orwellian Short
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1e08b64e-a8c3-50ed-966c-d12ab5b94920 d12ab5b94920]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ad22ecff-adac-5573-b3b0-15efefc8c9e0 15efefc8c9e0]
|Maths are hard
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/75910a11-bf05-5204-9a47-e8c497fa57c9 e8c497fa57c9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/33047e4a-c0c9-5647-a119-ed3c38553bb5 ed3c38553bb5]
|WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/749f5199-a187-5e55-9bee-69bc5b42a34a 69bc5b42a34a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5d60fad5-91c8-5e2e-8d59-892bc2bbd3e6 892bc2bbd3e6]
|worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f7736dee-556c-5437-86d3-93339e4cf7e3 93339e4cf7e3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/460d022a-35f4-5e6c-9a9e-f867c41e030f f867c41e030f]
|I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/aa1ca93f-88f1-5e5d-8ae7-4f24ae5ded81 4f24ae5ded81]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3cdefe03-b10c-53b0-9299-034c85450c85 034c85450c85]
|Finally, new tires
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fa1dfa40-be60-530e-8455-a432318bd64d a432318bd64d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bcc5d43e-b72c-5499-b200-2a54a838dc76 2a54a838dc76]
|All things considered, it turned out nice again
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2ae986dd-c1bf-5db9-9942-56da932492ac 56da932492ac]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dc61826c-a31a-5408-9941-6d4374896e8a 6d4374896e8a]
|Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c2544813-0a19-50ce-b8f3-8c55f1900d24 8c55f1900d24]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0f9bf2d6-4407-51be-97c3-459891d99059 459891d99059]
|Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6c28ea05-def4-51b3-8df1-40cfa2697f54 40cfa2697f54]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/449e2210-62d9-5a2e-9852-bf1fbb69a889 bf1fbb69a889]
|Rollerskating always was overrated
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/eb7b371a-0683-53b9-a957-d6d46da7f372 d6d46da7f372]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/816dabe8-4697-548b-bd5c-9c14a44acc2d 9c14a44acc2d]
|we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/aeebb66c-d109-5691-b737-ad8d0d0d332c ad8d0d0d332c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e2829a64-26d6-544b-8348-14307347e17f 14307347e17f]
|I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/80bfec74-fcae-5fbf-a09f-7b10a84b63f3 7b10a84b63f3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d9adef91-1e37-5ba1-b2e8-abe8f31a1833 abe8f31a1833]
|they dont need us anymore
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8a2103a3-d8f5-5d4d-8bd2-c9cf4fefbc18 c9cf4fefbc18]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9be5450d-4000-543e-ac6b-05cd69ce5480 05cd69ce5480]
|aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d19d9b48-ae62-50c1-8d3c-03e92123a72e 03e92123a72e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bcc961d2-6d79-510a-9aed-e5a90d576045 e5a90d576045]
|I blame supernasa
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9eed83ec-e3a9-5c47-95b7-766e40dfe76e 766e40dfe76e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/53b05784-11cd-554a-a6fb-10c1d5425f48 10c1d5425f48]
|which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/deeaaf38-0aa2-5242-9975-33fd20a3c0cd 33fd20a3c0cd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/81a6c0e6-7117-56a0-a109-54a54896c672 54a54896c672]
|#hoax
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2a0b0797-9002-5ed7-adac-d82985d92712 d82985d92712]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/58ebbc0e-8c65-595d-ac9f-1e65f320ff20 1e65f320ff20]
|Things Lost in couch cushions
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8a3973a0-476b-54bc-98f1-b1fae2246167 b1fae2246167]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dd2d1572-7e11-5778-b41f-a2fe59b71eeb a2fe59b71eeb]
|#DANGERZONE
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/709b8a03-b548-5790-8ba7-208bcb4347de 208bcb4347de]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/97945e5a-5677-592d-898c-e251d107ecc8 e251d107ecc8]
|We can't do it, the moon is in the way
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fc87ced9-444a-588d-8137-6a0ebf10173b 6a0ebf10173b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7d2d17ee-a2bc-570e-ac38-991f9cbfe479 991f9cbfe479]
|sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/26377568-70a1-5f98-a798-efaeac6b011f efaeac6b011f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d9340c59-b2ca-5239-8c0c-99e1d025d47e 99e1d025d47e]
|Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a7cbd708-3c9e-5fd5-afbb-9933e1016a1a 9933e1016a1a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/aeb2d1f2-8bf3-5aba-9d27-e0684d7c2409 e0684d7c2409]
|Oh god is it still following me?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bdb1986c-7ab8-5ce3-8fcb-5ade9a1b45d4 5ade9a1b45d4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/36bb1d7a-2b10-5b88-a174-2aadc2b05bff 2aadc2b05bff]
|DuckDuckGoes!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b77e9116-a5e9-56f9-a0fd-7b719ab8766b 7b719ab8766b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4a119ddd-9a14-5de2-9dc3-80bdb547729a 80bdb547729a]
|havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bef05509-e1a0-53d9-8dd1-29aa7c49175a 29aa7c49175a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5a8016eb-0792-55d5-b06c-c8f453e86277 c8f453e86277]
|Nope nope nope nope nope
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e14c9ef7-deb1-51ba-b4fa-a2f579332697 a2f579332697]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/87bdefc8-717e-5bbe-a918-c19565ec0680 c19565ec0680]
|Extreme beer pong
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ce914906-1b06-5e40-a15f-6624b1be053e 6624b1be053e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/40e6512c-ad0f-5883-b5aa-4e926e1f3bd9 4e926e1f3bd9]
|how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4a03953e-4504-5aa8-bc4e-96ef28e2ea78 96ef28e2ea78]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8f8e4b03-7b4d-5555-8320-662ab2ac144a 662ab2ac144a]
|hello darkness my old friend
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f5eec396-9c26-5da4-9d95-d82d0b40915a d82d0b40915a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/007e993a-7408-5aeb-b104-e9b071fe7286 e9b071fe7286]
|Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/942732a2-8960-5bf5-a077-47d702260cea 47d702260cea]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/37d6c364-29e3-5946-b695-4bc89e682a3b 4bc89e682a3b]
|Penguins are people too #equality
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/35538afb-3f8e-5cbc-b825-a2a505aff28d a2a505aff28d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/338e5291-7e13-50a0-bfd4-a10df00c1984 a10df00c1984]
|SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0cd04e85-348d-53a2-bfa1-be6ea91a1be4 be6ea91a1be4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b7e0fe3a-2c70-542b-b281-dccd8efcd65f dccd8efcd65f]
|Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8594710f-c85d-5c1f-831c-4e44caf35a92 4e44caf35a92]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8fe3c906-b94b-5023-adf5-cfef75512c74 cfef75512c74]
|TANSTAAFL... Mostly
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a365d5b0-a421-5635-affd-91755f9cb5bc 91755f9cb5bc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/21edcb58-8e0d-56c0-8d56-59499218ba53 59499218ba53]
|Car broke down on the side of the highway.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d809b7a0-5223-5a21-92d1-3099cfda78da 3099cfda78da]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1d2db88c-5ba0-535c-89fd-d16029fb8686 d16029fb8686]
|Best Halloween costume yet!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6d6f7616-eea1-5f51-91eb-3d1dc6cfaa13 3d1dc6cfaa13]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8e38696d-18d7-52d8-9a56-102c63887dba 102c63887dba]
|Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2119f61d-1ca5-5b0b-828d-04ab55d3710a 04ab55d3710a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9ce1e28f-0cb7-53b1-a4c4-7940779ab371 7940779ab371]
|Would you like to play a game?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4e3b9c5f-d200-5f43-a0c4-9b49e50cd9ef 9b49e50cd9ef]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/99a26261-ca1a-5924-be6f-42e5ebc4c98f 42e5ebc4c98f]
|Thanks Obama!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/05643c91-08cc-551f-a30b-a8b9a8d7a3f0 a8b9a8d7a3f0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/407bca48-e9df-5baf-8687-8927b3addaf6 8927b3addaf6]
|Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/454c999e-80a2-55a6-af7f-2bebb8c39d63 2bebb8c39d63]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/87bdefc8-717e-5bbe-a918-c19565ec0680 c19565ec0680]
|i invented a thing
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cc3f7b6a-c573-5e1a-956a-63f33a898662 63f33a898662]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6ea0a6b-2877-5b33-a879-c94be1669167 c94be1669167]
|I call zeno's paradox on this... thing.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/599021b5-60d2-5d9a-b087-d5191d7194b7 d5191d7194b7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f6d65d29-83ba-55c9-8bfe-26d88864907e 26d88864907e]
|Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4910a4cc-3704-525b-905f-8cb3cb7a5258 8cb3cb7a5258]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/da05dab1-d037-5c6a-bb80-6978bf82609c 6978bf82609c]
|I'm not even mad. that's amazing
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6d251993-1b3d-5b89-8b15-a71282bc29ea a71282bc29ea]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f5ab7a31-83ed-57b6-ab04-2af368c1d634 2af368c1d634]
|First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4d37129b-7508-50c4-87a1-1d8b11f1bbea 1d8b11f1bbea]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c1283eae-63aa-5162-bcb3-7f08d55f0410 7f08d55f0410]
|Why do people do this?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1b0babd1-a1b0-59d9-85bf-1d63cbcb4c09 1d63cbcb4c09]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/288a2217-2263-52af-9bb5-94f7800beff8 94f7800beff8]
|#Toobigtofall
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/beddcb93-f182-5517-a154-9e298765920f 9e298765920f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b5e6d929-6ed7-5627-b575-da1ca557b64e da1ca557b64e]
|Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/19619865-f93c-5d11-b974-c0ea2579b527 c0ea2579b527]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5bde364d-93fe-56c6-9e63-971c2d33c5fb 971c2d33c5fb]
|How does this work again?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5f351c18-80bb-543b-b3fe-70ea4fd27be8 70ea4fd27be8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2b5c06f2-5847-522f-82c9-8667115f2e3a 8667115f2e3a]
|Big bowl of star-flakes
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0b5823ae-9d2b-53bb-8472-c5438d591339 c5438d591339]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/145fdae3-8084-5c21-96ab-e340af91a428 e340af91a428]
|Sorry for your loss, but next time pay attention to where the glass stops
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1e00058e-e1fe-502b-9fad-21be54c95e3f 21be54c95e3f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2ce10d4a-a362-5a81-962b-42b45c70ab63 42b45c70ab63]
|Car tiddlywinks proves success
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/dcb7285d-0135-5e25-986b-9b0d37ec2903 9b0d37ec2903]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/76282454-6f92-566e-ba02-094ed85d323c 094ed85d323c]
|Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cd45c154-2bdf-5777-9050-4f41376382ec 4f41376382ec]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0965157c-c019-5712-8068-45dfc555391a 45dfc555391a]
|well, this really puts things in perspective.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/49b66fbe-afae-5f82-8000-9fa53707619b 9fa53707619b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/896605f8-551c-5af9-97e7-abb28f6609a7 abb28f6609a7]
|I've been robbed!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7452b773-3f2a-5f2f-9dfd-c2eed7defa33 c2eed7defa33]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5eb318e6-edb3-525b-8e28-c65dfa097e6d c65dfa097e6d]
|Apparently i have retinoblastoma.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1748713a-b55b-555e-99da-fb3a8003ecb0 fb3a8003ecb0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ce0b05d0-cf4f-5f7f-b544-28b646e07f21 28b646e07f21]
|Like my new nails?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2acf6867-d048-5621-981b-f82eeafb5f40 f82eeafb5f40]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/806a6e0e-538c-5795-8a2b-f66a2a6dab59 f66a2a6dab59]
|There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a6150892-a6eb-5af5-9558-1d8be431e962 1d8be431e962]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d3544376-60a0-59ab-b386-5bebec594908 5bebec594908]
|only 90s kids will get this!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f8c96b2e-f1da-52d4-9409-6cdfad3451ae 6cdfad3451ae]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7ab38d5b-5441-5c1f-a2bc-e0ce298f4750 e0ce298f4750]
|I am a beautiful person.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7a78f345-8984-5a15-8310-c2046eaa4f74 c2046eaa4f74]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/96a4736b-1d5a-50a6-aebf-16be3b96c067 16be3b96c067]
|Diet is working!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/35741c37-2c27-5978-a28d-b82772686aa4 b82772686aa4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/df25cda1-ccb8-542f-9b39-37a8043efdb0 37a8043efdb0]
|Larry asked me to be his wingman
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a6a687b9-9b8d-583a-b0f2-dcf846cc7138 dcf846cc7138]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/859eadeb-41b6-5bdc-8564-fa57c6c5e546 fa57c6c5e546]
|New headcanon:
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/032e2e56-2846-5d98-9f96-e530e1cc976e e530e1cc976e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bf8fa6b2-fdc5-5375-b7c4-f0991487cc01 f0991487cc01]
|The knids are hungry
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e3d04126-fb2d-5d39-b007-efc83eaf29e2 efc83eaf29e2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/73e20f2f-d527-5739-83e8-0c11f3359c47 0c11f3359c47]
|Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c19cf8c7-0cdf-5898-ab81-10ec2cfc3d0a 10ec2cfc3d0a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/48c906a3-a6fd-54b0-971f-6b98bacc2865 6b98bacc2865]
|Great ScotT!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/be1f05b3-c6ed-57a8-98ab-1c8a91fe306b 1c8a91fe306b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/67605d97-3583-5d20-ba24-e6989877df1e e6989877df1e]
|Man in the Moon slumming
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2b1279dd-a535-5ffc-82b5-a0bb90c026ea a0bb90c026ea]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/357227a6-9b71-5bce-a2db-73ba5146f506 73ba5146f506]
|Perspective issues
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bfc92196-f402-544b-8d35-539edc9125e3 539edc9125e3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/70073341-af17-506c-a1c8-bc71003069ea bc71003069ea]
|We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e66c66d7-079e-52ef-828a-1097b065da8a 1097b065da8a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/59d9811a-c839-57ec-800f-1ee44ab3e6c1 1ee44ab3e6c1]
|it was never this complicated when I was a kid
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/76948409-5e39-58bd-a6ab-6a9616ba4b24 6a9616ba4b24]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dc988d4b-07fd-5d1e-8491-5a1a21983f7b 5a1a21983f7b]
|Park and ride
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0930159d-ba16-5534-8638-89a0ec887ae7 89a0ec887ae7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0965157c-c019-5712-8068-45dfc555391a 45dfc555391a]
|I have tasted many fish
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e9fa1256-42ad-5667-9b00-83e2d375dcb4 83e2d375dcb4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a50e7f0e-f3c0-59a1-8308-c7b1a76f8820 c7b1a76f8820]
|1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ed203949-687f-5815-9c91-c330d4a3a226 c330d4a3a226]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2b7edd8d-4a8d-5159-894c-ddf013875fd0 ddf013875fd0]
|really not how I thought I would die
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c2cc074e-763e-558e-a6e3-52911fee45b7 52911fee45b7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/40f879c0-e16b-5d0c-ae75-8de2ad52ab4e 8de2ad52ab4e]
|Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1f5af81e-6eaf-57c1-928d-1ea3c7ed799c 1ea3c7ed799c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5883ae39-622a-5a1b-bdf2-6e36bdd423d3 6e36bdd423d3]
|would you choose the microwave over this?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bb8641d9-2194-58da-9b85-76245fb8303b 76245fb8303b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/96a4736b-1d5a-50a6-aebf-16be3b96c067 16be3b96c067]
|void main() { fork; }
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c8156139-65ba-500e-983a-f8650828f675 f8650828f675]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e042a4bd-9ddf-5f4b-a30d-a4b7d17b5662 a4b7d17b5662]
|Why doesn't congress want these legalized?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/acb8ca9e-3aaf-526d-b03f-3b688a46b99b 3b688a46b99b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6cc31ed-0d33-5fa5-ab9a-213890cbbd26 213890cbbd26]
|No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/279f6d97-0533-5b94-83eb-5da6ecb35429 5da6ecb35429]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bd68e824-7965-5d42-94ba-235c48ded7eb 235c48ded7eb]
|No regrets on this new roofing material
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8e766e93-feea-56ac-8583-ebdd4f23dd6c ebdd4f23dd6c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/26a7edcb-e7fb-5873-b22d-f8dbccef9e21 f8dbccef9e21]
|Google's streetview prank zoomed way out.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0d531fba-4b65-50c7-8ebd-2793b291de74 2793b291de74]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2e29edbf-198e-5fae-bf22-ebbdfebbfec8 ebbdfebbfec8]
|wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a6d138c5-808d-536c-bee8-18e27fd675ce 18e27fd675ce]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f2cb9b41-dd14-5086-9cd8-9cfa73f0c93a 9cfa73f0c93a]
|I hate waking up from a really good dream
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8889e41c-ae76-598e-a679-9b05bccfd69b 9b05bccfd69b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/81d0c47a-2e72-5d3a-a943-c3629da07d92 c3629da07d92]
|The solution to all life's problems
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/eb3bcc41-58eb-513b-a826-d103b6d4340d d103b6d4340d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/144ebf44-9cfd-5a26-b2fe-37d3a3a22fdb 37d3a3a22fdb]
|That was when things started to get a little weird.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/01c4e38a-cdec-5990-80cb-2d03fafe5c76 2d03fafe5c76]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c4447792-9ed7-5a16-a4ba-5a0d3960a7e0 5a0d3960a7e0]
|who do you think I am?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5d31905a-1544-556b-bffd-6ea01fd5172b 6ea01fd5172b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9e3113eb-c67d-5e0e-9e54-14ee7faa729a 14ee7faa729a]
|I have never been happy
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/dd7fef31-fdb3-5102-bdcb-a6e348d249ba a6e348d249ba]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c2464cd9-2b2f-5b69-8599-d7db98e5922e d7db98e5922e]
|horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/729af63b-ab63-5356-8ee0-003a246afe26 003a246afe26]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ede6c608-685e-587f-9820-d5814b78c6b9 d5814b78c6b9]
|I broke cookie clicker...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/52ccfd0a-3f4d-53f7-9d7e-f8a87ba02744 f8a87ba02744]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1c5e1bd4-703c-5ed7-b279-7806ec34850c 7806ec34850c]
|DuckDuckGoes!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f5cb29a7-4917-53ca-af4d-4e82a931362d 4e82a931362d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c2b95532-be4d-518f-a90c-f50a1ae13dc0 f50a1ae13dc0]
|worst horse ever :(
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5e0ec778-4eed-5b1c-a0fd-f43dc85abdbc f43dc85abdbc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/795905f0-9e02-5909-ae24-fe2ac1816284 fe2ac1816284]
|#saturday #memories #beautiful
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3c937c77-c2ba-50d5-90ea-925851ccd5b1 925851ccd5b1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/99c2f8fa-4322-50d6-80f1-b713cd3eb0a5 b713cd3eb0a5]
|Where do I plug this in?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0ce5411a-f527-5de6-9abe-7a09b3495129 7a09b3495129]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8dad3a7d-ab05-5e99-b8cd-62b63542fae9 62b63542fae9]
|still better than last year in ottawa
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/73cdb60b-24a9-54ab-9256-e37c29a524aa e37c29a524aa]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/28d6be03-290e-5d36-b9bc-433787df693b 433787df693b]
|mario Kart is harder in real life
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/63283a0a-a906-5d07-a46d-78fca0f91041 78fca0f91041]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6109fdb-a9d3-5ae7-8409-331ba5c2d27d 331ba5c2d27d]
|and then there were nine
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b8730c67-83e5-5b83-b8c0-619b968769ac 619b968769ac]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bf8fa6b2-fdc5-5375-b7c4-f0991487cc01 f0991487cc01]
|haha oh my cat
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c9afe30b-fa99-50d4-bb3d-3cadd3dc45f9 3cadd3dc45f9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7a6b1afd-9ccd-5ac1-a28d-219174de0d49 219174de0d49]
|Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f3720c16-6f6e-53c1-9ea1-d7e297015f05 d7e297015f05]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/451232c7-e17d-5c0c-aee3-307bc37a8e8d 307bc37a8e8d]
|I am become Death, Destroyer of insects smaller than 4mm
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a4b563dd-8a64-52b4-9a54-21ef16d29f89 21ef16d29f89]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/24546e7e-0e38-52a1-b5e4-4809cdd2dbdd 4809cdd2dbdd]
|SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d56f9ca7-b551-5877-ab0f-f1d3d1e27b1e f1d3d1e27b1e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5b9d234c-6c72-5b4d-9a2a-6d1126291656 6d1126291656]
|i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fa7a8983-40f2-5e51-84aa-0c2348107ccc 0c2348107ccc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7ae6cbd8-d8c9-5fc3-b7ea-ff2803045213 ff2803045213]
|The solution to all life's problems
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/95fd7258-52df-504b-9b48-48ccc25f0cf4 48ccc25f0cf4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4240b365-c054-54f8-8d3f-0391cf5b0ed9 0391cf5b0ed9]
|What is your Pony Personality?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/02db75d9-c653-55e1-8694-1d8faea61a1d 1d8faea61a1d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bfb6c9ee-a0e8-5879-a57d-fd8dedb9f32c fd8dedb9f32c]
|I dream of death
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d05a4747-0a51-5007-8d09-acd932518edd acd932518edd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6246972d-53f2-547f-8523-617af909bd1a 617af909bd1a]
|Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/14ab59f9-5583-53f1-8838-c7ccc7f9b0fc c7ccc7f9b0fc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d858a2dc-e0cc-5eb6-8008-95ccd6364248 95ccd6364248]
|Eating my breakfast!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8569f7b1-df21-5a9c-841b-40b7c2857454 40b7c2857454]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/67d55b8b-c477-57b3-8a1e-e715dc9ea337 e715dc9ea337]
|today's to do list
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/75cadd4c-3e64-526f-9a20-740c88c00c0f 740c88c00c0f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c85dc312-2361-5cd5-8a65-0b5ac8ecd470 0b5ac8ecd470]
|He nailed it!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d7507743-1bc8-5350-97f4-4e8f967cab3c 4e8f967cab3c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9988f820-1c60-5264-8b90-949337c3cedf 949337c3cedf]
|#imnotracistbut
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/77f517b9-3815-5532-b6cc-d0dcf7cd5914 d0dcf7cd5914]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0bfc82bf-b374-5852-aceb-72b80e3e6f80 72b80e3e6f80]
|That was one hell of a party last night.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6bddf1c6-487a-5059-b9bd-ca2dc3e1f787 ca2dc3e1f787]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/50a52fce-b3d2-5651-a139-7652b0b17249 7652b0b17249]
|I got a new geigerteller
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/26e98efd-ea0d-5454-bcb1-89eac3b67555 89eac3b67555]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/585c7517-e711-57d0-bf50-3faae50abfa9 3faae50abfa9]
|I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1f172edd-1da6-55de-a616-948b1ae6dc78 948b1ae6dc78]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b5f8de82-5b57-5723-98aa-76ca58e573df 76ca58e573df]
|99 bottles of beer on the wall
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4d8f1305-d2a8-5010-bc41-6fa429a40bbf 6fa429a40bbf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c76eb7fb-b10a-5d7a-ba0b-b62182579a00 b62182579a00]
|are you sure this is a commandline?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1b451446-4c4d-522e-ac48-6a6a7a0dfe76 6a6a7a0dfe76]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2d15cecb-9ad0-5710-960a-676c098de756 676c098de756]
|it's bicycles all the way down
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e5a76354-4a3f-5e22-af7e-385a9def5478 385a9def5478]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f6d65d29-83ba-55c9-8bfe-26d88864907e 26d88864907e]
|Parlez vous Francais?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9465b4bd-8264-5ce9-aa2f-88fd9213d05f 88fd9213d05f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ff58b5ba-4c9c-5ef7-81b2-e9e10255fda0 e9e10255fda0]
|Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/24c9b2e6-0322-5dbc-bc95-138bac586028 138bac586028]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ab9d78bb-5cee-5757-ae4e-2a4f40911339 2a4f40911339]
|hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2c5fd465-daed-54be-8c01-abeabdd4d162 abeabdd4d162]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c8c7c215-9406-5b7a-97dc-49cdeb92ecf6 49cdeb92ecf6]
|pretty sure the void is staring back #whenyoustarelongenough #lostsanity
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5bfc6ffa-8c35-5300-b421-5608a3de830d 5608a3de830d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e042a4bd-9ddf-5f4b-a30d-a4b7d17b5662 a4b7d17b5662]
|Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0469dc3b-6a0c-54da-afd0-3198efbbb93b 3198efbbb93b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fc53c71b-5cb7-538c-a0c5-3b92fa611436 3b92fa611436]
|take that atheists
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/14aa15ab-2829-5419-aca5-b6894dfd5d4a b6894dfd5d4a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/78dc49b9-dc34-5610-9fcd-698cc961c472 698cc961c472]
|((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ))
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bff8a345-8d6e-5f19-b7d4-03ef70c38304 03ef70c38304]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2bee8d86-cd19-548c-8137-a365c1b18c02 a365c1b18c02]
|As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8ec13349-6fae-554a-8fa0-a638c5c7fc56 a638c5c7fc56]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/407bca48-e9df-5baf-8687-8927b3addaf6 8927b3addaf6]
|Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0356fcd9-c109-5298-9a66-ef04fca13869 ef04fca13869]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9424d7fa-2dbe-5806-928a-2e7213f87bb7 2e7213f87bb7]
|Hoverboard to full power!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8e40e773-8dd0-523b-98ad-a12bca8f7761 a12bca8f7761]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3c0bfd31-9a1e-563a-b60d-d0f0105ee4cf d0f0105ee4cf]
|I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/344a4d17-f2e7-5d5c-a4c0-84d6417a9d5b 84d6417a9d5b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8c69aa6c-136c-5bef-85d3-78f4dc46875e 78f4dc46875e]
|The evolution of fun
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/01a1281d-58d7-59d2-96a0-2683c4e85b87 2683c4e85b87]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f14e85e4-0b6b-515c-a309-ad84df3b19fb ad84df3b19fb]
|Apparently it's a thing now...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1f14d5df-ef95-596e-9b36-b60ac563719f b60ac563719f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f9d69eb3-1e49-56f4-8f47-42ea4fe205c6 42ea4fe205c6]
|Existance is an illusion
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/782f2a4e-9d47-511b-a238-230946d133a9 230946d133a9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8522d91e-cc0c-5462-8abc-a3cec93fc573 a3cec93fc573]
|#CATSANDBIRDS
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/134f9f23-20c4-589f-9faf-f39223524b49 f39223524b49]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fdd799ba-7e42-5fa5-9aaa-9c28faff5070 9c28faff5070]
|damn tree!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cdf8ffd6-8097-5bc3-bb01-8e7a6f2faf57 8e7a6f2faf57]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/42a6b604-196f-5f52-adf5-e4c70cd09780 e4c70cd09780]
|welcome to the space jam
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c75ac8d5-9a91-5180-a970-fbe3912ae24a fbe3912ae24a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/87a0a43c-67ea-5e95-b155-5887b2af9571 5887b2af9571]
|I'm a Real Boy!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/15f21400-6122-55c0-a9a6-c54e2b6b8ecc c54e2b6b8ecc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5ba602bd-634c-5e06-8723-a498bc9d963c a498bc9d963c]
|#vampiremirrorselfie
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/336a1922-cf03-504b-92ab-759717cae9b4 759717cae9b4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3b06f756-a3ee-5e1f-ac2a-a75a2c284bd1 a75a2c284bd1]
|Evolution of puzzles
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3b85a1d5-fecb-591e-96e8-d597301e5c89 d597301e5c89]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bd1265b7-cfde-5dd8-be8b-43d261c352ba 43d261c352ba]
|Death star model 0.0.73
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ab25203f-30e5-5c9c-ad36-ec7a55ded52e ec7a55ded52e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fc0883d7-9b8e-56e0-87e6-4abb8ffdf883 4abb8ffdf883]
|In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7747ae3e-9d37-5c02-921c-49bcb4517ed6 49bcb4517ed6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8e43237d-7d72-5260-8556-70f53e83e86d 70f53e83e86d]
|peeling back the pages of history
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b2930003-4ec2-592a-a820-c432c335e41f c432c335e41f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7cdfb74f-7e49-59da-9fec-416a214c5e51 416a214c5e51]
|I don't regret pressing the button
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/33f17e15-0253-5323-aa6d-077488a7e31b 077488a7e31b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a9f7c213-561e-5de5-a8ec-e458fc235e27 e458fc235e27]
|it was an odd place to find a stop sign
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/03d4ac28-8162-5491-899a-07fe3063359b 07fe3063359b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ad139de2-3d26-5772-8a75-fdf20837c837 fdf20837c837]
|Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ccb76d31-1f9c-5b21-a0c7-f0fb4495a635 f0fb4495a635]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/da44f4fd-cd6e-59bc-9ecc-bad34e3c6d86 bad34e3c6d86]
|welcome to the internet
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e591509a-4ba7-5f35-aea9-00369b5c662c 00369b5c662c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e8859f8f-3ad1-5283-bc1b-a5dac3645d9c a5dac3645d9c]
|that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b367af7c-55f0-56f0-98c9-de244d9c5619 de244d9c5619]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/018c268d-c278-55ba-863e-7cdcbc7ecd2a 7cdcbc7ecd2a]
|I was late
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/82b1da51-16d1-5d7e-bb12-7127969d9bea 7127969d9bea]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/365945db-61da-58e7-955b-667be74ed29d 667be74ed29d]
|Go purr yourself!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/55a883e6-d017-5009-8c0a-bff285772f0a bff285772f0a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d1e20bcb-90ad-5680-8a98-ca2a6c7e9f86 ca2a6c7e9f86]
|a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bc54675c-811d-56b5-992e-ea6958a17c3a ea6958a17c3a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/40dd9ebe-f70c-5d05-8254-6bcdc631d4fd 6bcdc631d4fd]
|#Nailpolish
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7566877a-8be2-525e-a3e7-0787968e0eaf 0787968e0eaf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dac394ee-fe13-5128-aaa2-cd0c86a99505 cd0c86a99505]
|OMG! r u 4 real?! this is like the best thing evaaaar! #yay #blessed #someonelovesme
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c2ef1de9-6302-5a3c-a7e4-5d2d49c35011 5d2d49c35011]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2eb275e1-fe4d-5864-97fe-d5cb52aa4a0a d5cb52aa4a0a]
|two great tastes that go great together
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a9c6ace2-e7bf-5f96-bf3d-8e911c92feb2 8e911c92feb2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f0ced9e1-e242-53ae-9419-2cd492f68159 2cd492f68159]
|Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/03ad720a-b27a-5113-878d-0744d1235ad8 0744d1235ad8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b2c40911-1b77-5532-b0d5-23892daa8f4d 23892daa8f4d]
|bowTieght!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e61f535f-e1ca-58ef-b6d0-7cdee5f8ac82 7cdee5f8ac82]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7155e1f2-07ca-595d-ac68-508faf3984a3 508faf3984a3]
|Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a2f73c51-6e72-5538-974c-6227da3a4cc4 6227da3a4cc4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9964e385-6cfc-544d-a518-bd4c7ec061c7 bd4c7ec061c7]
|April Fools!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a27f1a66-51f8-5451-bca3-281f0bd4ae87 281f0bd4ae87]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8275a71d-5200-514e-bc12-934f1f0453ba 934f1f0453ba]
|How is this still a thing?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6eee4631-cdeb-5b8a-87a4-76486b9ba63b 76486b9ba63b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/54f69a9f-09f9-5f4e-bfea-2d0ded5d95f7 2d0ded5d95f7]
|I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f77d08fb-03d1-5b73-af1b-4e173b244e5d 4e173b244e5d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/81c59346-12e7-524a-ba1e-c942b75bbc37 c942b75bbc37]
|The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/74781af4-9b79-5291-ae89-adc948211d57 adc948211d57]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0e81742f-115b-50ce-8dca-26f932f7b668 26f932f7b668]
|it's pretty dark in this box
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e4e70d2c-2d80-5367-b7eb-88157c381c26 88157c381c26]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bbc2a8bf-0b2b-5cfa-b399-99faa3542e1a 99faa3542e1a]
|First screenshot of portal 3 !!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1afb6a56-6059-5ce9-a85a-63181b73145d 63181b73145d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/018c268d-c278-55ba-863e-7cdcbc7ecd2a 7cdcbc7ecd2a]
|I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b7a2196c-6427-52e2-8504-5e60fec9786b 5e60fec9786b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/29ff6749-c781-55d3-92e1-58877edb6cbe 58877edb6cbe]
|picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0132de1b-80c5-5d9a-b5d6-fcaee9d2b418 fcaee9d2b418]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0e366f10-53bf-5747-aa76-0261a1a6ad74 0261a1a6ad74]
|Monday mornings
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0a891e22-7084-543c-a2d3-d7279bb6501c d7279bb6501c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d51fe9ad-ae0d-53bc-82b6-1aaf67f26ffa 1aaf67f26ffa]
|I'm not even mad. that's amazing
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a0736569-7533-5aaf-a8ca-98a8b989ae8f 98a8b989ae8f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/de17d8eb-0ed9-5efd-968b-087ddead8506 087ddead8506]
|Today i am a Chinese clock
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5ab445f1-dba5-53ce-a377-f32eb13d2bbe f32eb13d2bbe]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/eeca59c8-1184-550a-8b85-f01a237d9672 f01a237d9672]
|I think I need new glasses.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/80035b57-3bd1-5e73-8b76-031cb56a90dd 031cb56a90dd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/96807e9a-e2a6-51bf-aaf8-e3da37483dfa e3da37483dfa]
|What could possibly go wrong™?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/54b761f8-de74-5568-83c1-5d6ca325ece7 5d6ca325ece7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2507f340-9240-54f7-b5b2-3edb0cf4af16 3edb0cf4af16]
|Thanks!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ebc5d371-7435-5ced-9f77-ba66f219c250 ba66f219c250]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/910d496d-bc39-5cf5-baaf-a09c3c76653f a09c3c76653f]
|Spiders. Nope.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8d80e3c3-c63f-5eb5-b737-136ac9b98edc 136ac9b98edc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/25268166-8ba9-5488-bed6-eaf3944550ac eaf3944550ac]
|emergency butter delivery
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2976e94a-24bd-5ee4-80d7-c572e4c67117 c572e4c67117]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/33f0116f-1179-528e-ad8a-395154ee8f31 395154ee8f31]
|What are pixels?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0fdbd0dd-ac42-524a-be2f-0d9e152ab8d5 0d9e152ab8d5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/024eb2bc-eaaa-538c-b1ce-514a5ae66033 514a5ae66033]
|#lifehacks
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/54fefff9-5029-5d52-968d-5c87577755fd 5c87577755fd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7a062ef5-7cf7-58d9-9453-39842baaeb63 39842baaeb63]
|My halloween costume
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0ab252d6-e22d-5bf1-bdaf-c9bb5fbce2d0 c9bb5fbce2d0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ff1cf214-c5e7-55c4-9ec3-4415af00a680 4415af00a680]
|The Moon Will Eat What it will
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/701c9def-0873-5e3b-a28c-9f2a8882e117 9f2a8882e117]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/53eebd8f-2c08-58df-8f83-215928a121d4 215928a121d4]
|capes are in fashion
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/73d1d3f5-c189-54ca-983d-e5ff198858ad e5ff198858ad]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/451232c7-e17d-5c0c-aee3-307bc37a8e8d 307bc37a8e8d]
|TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/441f0976-9e41-55d3-8d11-0f7e12dd797c 0f7e12dd797c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/17ec1a64-4919-58e6-8128-61f58d48c281 61f58d48c281]
|Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/06ebb46d-c755-5cfb-bb73-b5ab1572eb2a b5ab1572eb2a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3adc6970-cc4d-519e-b997-6fb450cbc14b 6fb450cbc14b]
|That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad. "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bc6a767d-47a8-51e1-9416-3a5243e97216 3a5243e97216]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5b9d234c-6c72-5b4d-9a2a-6d1126291656 6d1126291656]
|Best Christmas gift EVER!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9f417024-058f-51f1-8438-73448dc17d9c 73448dc17d9c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e5580a9c-8878-51fb-bbd9-7006b8a4cc3f 7006b8a4cc3f]
|Oh God! It's happening again!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/831343ca-139e-5e6b-a6b8-e1dd77c5994a e1dd77c5994a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/680b01f4-850f-5663-a791-fdbb3b2e6ff7 fdbb3b2e6ff7]
|too much right beef
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d5045243-3238-5df9-9feb-3d34d99b2deb 3d34d99b2deb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d064f551-ce48-5107-a6bd-67264fd2e8f8 67264fd2e8f8]
|rm -rf /
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b7aacd25-ae66-5dd9-a130-bd961bb64bb0 bd961bb64bb0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/093226a1-e049-5ab5-a75e-bcb546284888 bcb546284888]
|Alan?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ffbcb3c2-13d9-5162-93dd-1efc6a615f2f 1efc6a615f2f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f3d6682e-8eb8-5ca4-b199-1d28bd672f5d 1d28bd672f5d]
|Me, Graduation from villain Acadamy
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a0e84a7d-6fb3-5d21-98e9-2c6d19c4068a 2c6d19c4068a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e4b80ae7-a6a6-5370-84fe-ba54b7db6a99 ba54b7db6a99]
|BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/850e63a8-8946-54a0-8313-27e441cfee5c 27e441cfee5c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/425c30a1-41d4-5ae3-be78-025a30bf44ab 025a30bf44ab]
|Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/81b74708-0ba7-5476-8c12-584f09cdae54 584f09cdae54]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c3cb7eda-279e-5afd-ac05-6d8d641bd493 6d8d641bd493]
|omfg, space bugs
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4b477083-2187-586f-a5bb-f86cdeee0927 f86cdeee0927]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/896f6b70-1ec1-5ed4-a9d0-e2a47ca2b07f e2a47ca2b07f]
|Bangarang Motherfuckers
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/192c2f3f-8680-5e1c-82ce-2ec7c11726cd 2ec7c11726cd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bfa9aec5-04ec-5ca1-adfd-65d1d06460bd 65d1d06460bd]
|my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7cdb2d8d-a953-5c65-a02f-4ceb1b68ecda 4ceb1b68ecda]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0c2b2810-5eb8-5a26-90de-11aec29cb014 11aec29cb014]
|Click to show secret text
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5748c35a-f66a-5d81-9a8f-2a79d5524036 2a79d5524036]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6fb80db4-a6ed-57e0-a983-ac54bf137b0f ac54bf137b0f]
|I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/31218d8e-98d8-56f1-8c8e-aa71a3016e56 aa71a3016e56]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/282c78e0-258c-5f93-b5ab-16a76c300029 16a76c300029]
|This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1c89f552-e6d9-5d88-ac21-fe6d3a5ea6dd fe6d3a5ea6dd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0fc6ac4f-4a4a-5129-9799-5ae0e5171604 5ae0e5171604]
|havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d05bc683-f491-5979-8e02-ef675a16d099 ef675a16d099]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7c1409a5-10a8-5408-b152-66f04b48ba96 66f04b48ba96]
|hobbitses
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ee355997-c599-5525-aeab-34307b15dbd4 34307b15dbd4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2b6884c3-d309-5deb-96c6-bbbda03f1051 bbbda03f1051]
|It's a timey-wimey time-lord
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6329833a-4290-55b2-b3e8-70b46616980d 70b46616980d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1c06d110-559b-5276-87eb-1567b779f433 1567b779f433]
|Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/98d915b8-36f0-5d99-b4a1-d74c7888d1a4 d74c7888d1a4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c2464cd9-2b2f-5b69-8599-d7db98e5922e d7db98e5922e]
|At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7263e300-ff8b-51fc-8b75-f328b4930448 f328b4930448]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c18803d5-5d18-5b48-9091-cb9525b45a5d cb9525b45a5d]
|What could go wrong?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5e69ce49-5ca9-5245-9e10-ccb586f81077 ccb586f81077]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7570c337-a31f-58bd-a6f0-5c2386c8cb54 5c2386c8cb54]
|IS there something in my nose? #Nofilter
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/53df2609-cffc-5abf-bcc1-3459906a4c92 3459906a4c92]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bfb6c9ee-a0e8-5879-a57d-fd8dedb9f32c fd8dedb9f32c]
|AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/226d58d2-cfff-534f-9623-fe844c5533d6 fe844c5533d6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/67d55b8b-c477-57b3-8a1e-e715dc9ea337 e715dc9ea337]
|Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e78309dd-2b33-5195-9dad-303577e09e78 303577e09e78]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d6571731-3bd8-5281-bb39-2315132d5f00 2315132d5f00]
|look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d477964f-2c02-5953-9da0-c50098b3b090 c50098b3b090]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5a451d23-675d-5ef1-aeee-be3c62aac59a be3c62aac59a]
|super high intensity training at NORAD
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/dd54cc74-1870-571d-bf8d-1cc0efecc1d5 1cc0efecc1d5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d65f87e9-b93c-5756-9553-1f47ae8020e4 1f47ae8020e4]
|My nose will grow now.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3dd974c1-e620-546c-b5a6-e05207e9e6ff e05207e9e6ff]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/594d91d5-caee-5c0a-8512-62e698929a98 62e698929a98]
|First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7e950315-2fc2-5268-89cc-f68b8790c643 f68b8790c643]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fd279166-d13f-5d74-862f-a40295449b86 a40295449b86]
|I used to be like... but then i was all...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ad8849b1-b976-5897-acf6-d9fa469cd56d d9fa469cd56d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/66d38184-c736-5cc8-9cc1-6a3486e865d8 6a3486e865d8]
|Dryads. that is all.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/45492f21-fae5-52af-9984-bfe206e508f1 bfe206e508f1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/309a1e99-c7a3-567a-bba3-95fe2f2cd9ce 95fe2f2cd9ce]
|I need an adult. -- I am an adult.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/83f22e83-353a-57ca-b3a5-a4f38102d168 a4f38102d168]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/db3deba1-eea6-5e1d-900c-6842182bda28 6842182bda28]
|The strangest thing subway ever gave me
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/287b8fe8-dd27-5367-a4b4-821deb3537e7 821deb3537e7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b8b8a6bf-8152-5ce0-9cf4-ec4763c88de8 ec4763c88de8]
|blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2b213044-a379-5e98-888e-0982bcf3ad3b 0982bcf3ad3b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bc0aae66-a922-535d-b921-874dc7983e02 874dc7983e02]
|The co-op and I have been trading our gently used teabags around. Discovering a lot of new flavors!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/102fa888-5649-51ac-884a-d44b65bca05f d44b65bca05f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d57dcc36-7c60-5ce0-9107-97c1e78b7180 97c1e78b7180]
|Damn, two o'clock already?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bbffadd5-271c-5b76-a687-ee450ff516f4 ee450ff516f4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/84cb2f8c-60ec-556e-b96e-75ac454698ec 75ac454698ec]
|Down time
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f93a6fd0-47fa-551b-b901-59313747e91c 59313747e91c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e25e269a-1269-5fbd-a642-9d7f79d10f2d 9d7f79d10f2d]
|in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9ed24c34-1c8c-53df-8dce-a93e98ec9f56 a93e98ec9f56]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/16f7286a-7e5d-5469-b598-daffb54ec93f daffb54ec93f]
|That is, in fact, a squirrel.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a7d1d774-91e1-5121-9291-d154da254ed4 d154da254ed4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/50013b8c-4912-5469-b223-d1432b2e1c65 d1432b2e1c65]
|photo proof for you skeptics out there
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6aef2bb3-ae6a-5247-ac68-df38d1bc48dc df38d1bc48dc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/26a7edcb-e7fb-5873-b22d-f8dbccef9e21 f8dbccef9e21]
|Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1f1fb4d5-8d19-55e0-9f45-99cb37077989 99cb37077989]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/42f19a9a-49f5-5763-9d1b-e73866701a1d e73866701a1d]
|Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/64eae541-8186-54c1-9f98-fac8232e48a7 fac8232e48a7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e4b80ae7-a6a6-5370-84fe-ba54b7db6a99 ba54b7db6a99]
|Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4e5067c6-23ea-5f13-8777-740816281c33 740816281c33]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/88d0b155-8f46-520d-b6b2-eaad499163e0 eaad499163e0]
|I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/708d82c2-fe33-56db-9e35-bd1f28469b32 bd1f28469b32]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f6adb345-0dc5-5734-92e1-8ea51cfb3342 8ea51cfb3342]
|4 8 15 16 23 42
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/45460391-1a28-59fd-a11f-2a015ee40a45 2a015ee40a45]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ddab7e9b-e92a-55ff-a18b-0f23d409a5bf 0f23d409a5bf]
|Close the pod bay door, Hal.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2347fed9-6f17-5bc0-923b-a4b51f4ed3c9 a4b51f4ed3c9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/58db71e3-9f64-5d15-915e-476b36f9191a 476b36f9191a]
|ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d7867254-9acc-5b1d-a60f-f25c74ab73cb f25c74ab73cb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/be3fdbaf-3607-5f7a-b644-87355b37d71c 87355b37d71c]
|Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6fdd6868-e636-5922-ba32-0dfe2e11c20d 0dfe2e11c20d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c61df215-5b32-5d9a-b265-c9127c2f2088 c9127c2f2088]
|my lasik didn't go so well.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c1a1612f-488c-53b2-b735-dfae29c0153b dfae29c0153b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2f181878-f4ce-551f-8d42-87eace265eb5 87eace265eb5]
|london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7fd08ac4-2d73-557b-a0ab-035119018c10 035119018c10]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/39415b54-bc66-5f49-bb0b-7504f42b612e 7504f42b612e]
|GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/220c3fce-b9cd-5077-a79a-0248fc221c22 0248fc221c22]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/06584e1a-5f47-5581-a465-443b5e53f4d8 443b5e53f4d8]
|apple's new offering: iscream
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cb53c4f7-8364-5f36-8dca-b8a9e550e5af b8a9e550e5af]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/82e3533d-f7d0-502a-932e-11f5c2b0a1e6 11f5c2b0a1e6]
|I just want to watch the world burn
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e37ba128-b652-56a5-bda4-831ea27f0e98 831ea27f0e98]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/102ec533-c106-59bb-994e-cc6fcbbd47c6 cc6fcbbd47c6]
|Me, before the topical ointment
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e2762ece-d991-5ccc-a32c-aa92cb4e36d5 aa92cb4e36d5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/706a7b19-9be1-51e3-a0de-36a2f7987b60 36a2f7987b60]
|Do you feline lucky, punk?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c16034f7-4423-5181-8016-06135240aacb 06135240aacb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/011e2194-fe45-5ae0-965b-98f6da531564 98f6da531564]
|I think this is actually kind of a big step for a man.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5ed5b0bf-fc7b-5dbc-80e8-5dab2c4e1372 5dab2c4e1372]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/61490cde-ab31-5284-b67d-bf0a3c2168cb bf0a3c2168cb]
|Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f82a9994-41dd-5322-af31-3b891398ef49 3b891398ef49]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8c1cb221-17c7-5295-98ca-1eb5a0ee7fd2 1eb5a0ee7fd2]
|Prop Failure #Lol#Hustonwehaveaproblem
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a9330001-ed7f-524c-bb4c-ad8b330ae591 ad8b330ae591]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/af333b0d-cc3d-5669-9fa0-994706957357 994706957357]
|DuckDuckGoes!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/da38fa50-dc99-5ce2-8dca-a94ccadf3153 a94ccadf3153]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/615e9bd7-2db6-5c7b-9794-70437ed0e948 70437ed0e948]
|Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/35bcd254-0ec2-58fa-bcda-5992162169dc 5992162169dc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5e21be9f-a9f0-57cd-8965-233d440514d3 233d440514d3]
|cest ne pas un pipe
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f453574e-8bf5-5d88-b685-075f9df6ff14 075f9df6ff14]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6d3c1fa8-d0e3-5047-9119-4e353bcbacd9 4e353bcbacd9]
|I'm a fighter!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/944f2f1d-120e-5e1f-8e9c-dfaebc4d6b90 dfaebc4d6b90]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/83a26d74-0aa5-5133-8a9d-f1c486c6819b f1c486c6819b]
|wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/30348d1a-3b8f-58af-9c29-7ef6fc06742a 7ef6fc06742a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0db10a6c-0b93-5e9b-a0db-cfe77b4de161 cfe77b4de161]
|Bazookateer crossing
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/edbb30d1-e176-5cf9-83bd-80184b93e04b 80184b93e04b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c38acff5-7866-53b8-a06e-448690ac946c 448690ac946c]
|Never bring a blowgun to a knife fight.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8b1342f0-8a94-5a3d-af7d-890efcebd234 890efcebd234]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/28f9bf11-a0b6-5994-8294-cba467da5a14 cba467da5a14]
|the event horizon returned
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c141de79-65d3-5c13-99df-754945ff0d82 754945ff0d82]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/54347736-47aa-5aa5-9bc3-c788e348e3c0 c788e348e3c0]
|My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/588a5f73-b934-5ee2-b9b2-1547bee2acf6 1547bee2acf6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f55683b4-9db7-528c-ae91-1fc8142c3888 1fc8142c3888]
|the only people for me are the mad ones
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/35c4c080-2c63-581e-b4d6-e0494eec23a5 e0494eec23a5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a2770062-f332-5803-b8c0-50305b903c6f 50305b903c6f]
|I guess I only have myself to blame.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/afdb3e81-d3b8-5c82-bdd1-b74553605b64 b74553605b64]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d3fd6beb-c00f-5806-ade0-b6534ec9a50b b6534ec9a50b]
|I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/15881c4f-6286-5136-8759-e80e52bac3a4 e80e52bac3a4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/17ec1a64-4919-58e6-8128-61f58d48c281 61f58d48c281]
|#giganticflower #headshot
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e4c47a6b-7847-5741-8fa7-c3d125426ffd c3d125426ffd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ad22ecff-adac-5573-b3b0-15efefc8c9e0 15efefc8c9e0]
|"I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b346a358-1388-5f47-afb7-11948ce4c272 11948ce4c272]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5d60fad5-91c8-5e2e-8d59-892bc2bbd3e6 892bc2bbd3e6]
|What, Me worry?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a98f8c59-6c00-5373-b1c8-cce1d067692d cce1d067692d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/df0f32ee-d65e-5022-9a84-179dbd8f7209 179dbd8f7209]
|Ayyyy LMAO!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5abffabc-099d-5269-86a3-f3a6f5ab9e3a f3a6f5ab9e3a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/de39311d-6ab9-5649-9318-7f133299116d 7f133299116d]
|They're all watching me
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/78b1acaa-8ebe-5014-bf2f-7ed97545a2cb 7ed97545a2cb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/58173bcb-9fb0-5506-93fb-a766a5550134 a766a5550134]
|FML
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ce88023d-491a-591f-b7be-3f4968b4984a 3f4968b4984a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3632230e-3c9e-5847-983e-45f49cc6a02e 45f49cc6a02e]
|Why?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/94c51d40-5606-563a-a3ea-4514a3014290 4514a3014290]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e3df6f69-65b9-5ac5-ba4a-17b43faffb0a 17b43faffb0a]
|I don't think I really understand what this is.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4c0c5e35-dac7-598a-9002-ea933d71912e ea933d71912e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6f2996f9-46ef-5356-96b6-b3f1e3523182 b3f1e3523182]
|someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9ba2743c-ff2f-5d28-98fc-2d753fd20809 2d753fd20809]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d9fedfdd-09ef-5b6a-ab35-e4a6a5093098 e4a6a5093098]
|big ben is going down.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0a283029-feb2-5796-989a-dc2c24b2a178 dc2c24b2a178]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ad22ecff-adac-5573-b3b0-15efefc8c9e0 15efefc8c9e0]
|Man, that was the best party in my life
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/76048741-0fa4-5979-9bf4-83f0e0bfa4ee 83f0e0bfa4ee]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cb5ae89e-7d06-567c-9c22-941d84236630 941d84236630]
|I thought aircraft carriers were bigger....
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0a2cf4d0-43fc-58c3-b484-21603118a2ad 21603118a2ad]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8839bf64-7f82-5762-909d-f565581780cd f565581780cd]
|passed another hitch hiker
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/dabbf50b-5db3-5e42-9462-4cb22597b9fb 4cb22597b9fb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/795905f0-9e02-5909-ae24-fe2ac1816284 fe2ac1816284]
|The last thing I heard was "I swear this will be fun"
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2d876341-4d1b-578c-a5f9-5705ce20d270 5705ce20d270]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7958856f-7cb3-57ab-90d1-3b080aaa33db 3b080aaa33db]
|Captain obvious strikes again
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e8fcbe59-db58-5966-963e-3f287b2da731 3f287b2da731]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d2a63032-c89b-5948-bd79-a336d8336228 a336d8336228]
|Mistakes were made.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/995bfbc5-f23a-51c1-b083-7a373f27f951 7a373f27f951]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/24c035bf-b7ed-5658-8422-148c66150099 148c66150099]
|>< ))*>
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/efdebe0c-8fe9-56a0-851b-00a4de8822ba 00a4de8822ba]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/eb7d7251-59f3-5556-859f-5c4c11b5fd29 5c4c11b5fd29]
|#duckface
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b9feeb4d-e7d8-58e6-a770-f69e04561840 f69e04561840]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1892b618-34c6-5c1b-aef2-b532a87d5f83 b532a87d5f83]
|I'd call this experiment a success.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/746bd036-b965-56d5-89d4-b0ae3a00422c b0ae3a00422c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d2de23a1-f49a-5e97-8b88-8098b6e52a8d 8098b6e52a8d]
|Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/dce95faa-4c3f-552b-95c5-8afe49960065 8afe49960065]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0a6c2de1-342f-5859-b310-90f117ad64c6 90f117ad64c6]
|Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cfa4c043-dda2-5b9e-8daf-9caa5fe4a5ee 9caa5fe4a5ee]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7a2715ba-7a2f-5bcf-bb79-6fb864185bc1 6fb864185bc1]
|better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0a889829-f56d-5aa7-b050-e0e2c93e918d e0e2c93e918d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0fbce81f-1533-5122-8be6-34474eb09cf6 34474eb09cf6]
|Cat tax paid
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f55555a9-2247-5c31-9ad9-f6d45635ff01 f6d45635ff01]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ffbc1354-8f40-5a89-ae12-7b8dd1fa9b09 7b8dd1fa9b09]
|[Metal Gear sound effect]
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8f2b3d6e-baa9-5514-8612-eb2d0664262a eb2d0664262a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e1c33770-9bfa-57e8-a846-5e8fbb660dc5 5e8fbb660dc5]
|ha ha ha... no.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bbd76b15-b676-54ac-9f62-3a3cdab830ac 3a3cdab830ac]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/806a6e0e-538c-5795-8a2b-f66a2a6dab59 f66a2a6dab59]
|Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9921d8f1-d27d-53c5-a94f-d1a3848c6d15 d1a3848c6d15]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1c9ae240-aa2a-524a-bb51-15a2c88b1123 15a2c88b1123]
|#hoax
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fb215b16-4a13-5006-9747-338f1f474f09 338f1f474f09]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7920b877-94e9-5908-870d-6862c211107c 6862c211107c]
|RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/35604ad5-38ee-59ba-848e-c816705a6ddf c816705a6ddf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5b989837-2e79-56e8-9ee7-03fb6cbd1dd1 03fb6cbd1dd1]
|Ce n'est pas un canard
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b956204a-2780-57a1-a9fa-d31df0631a6c d31df0631a6c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d71c3548-e55b-5679-80a0-b35e6cefd0fe b35e6cefd0fe]
|Sarlac ball pit!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fad8e336-3d2f-59f2-8ae5-e0946df4903a e0946df4903a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/057b514d-e84e-5666-8f5d-33ace19cf756 33ace19cf756]
|How did I get here?!?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8e323844-2af4-5909-9431-d904ff2cc680 d904ff2cc680]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fe8a6832-8c17-57dd-91de-6070e177a059 6070e177a059]
|USB SUX
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e9ec9183-7c76-5b0f-bca0-2457a8a37d3f 2457a8a37d3f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a0732778-631b-50f2-a5b8-99db3cf3ef55 99db3cf3ef55]
|stay away from my eggcorns
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/92e8f754-1d6a-5c6f-9ac1-e9160c68e63d e9160c68e63d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c6d66290-fe4b-5ac9-9ad8-540c0d9dc845 540c0d9dc845]
|nomnomnomnom nomnom om nom nom
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/039f51b6-ab85-5e0c-b3fd-96cbf3097482 96cbf3097482]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/02eb2976-3e3f-5d9a-874a-e14a6ba102f7 e14a6ba102f7]
|their love was doomed from the start...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3fbbb2bd-8e43-5fbf-bab9-e3a60bb94860 e3a60bb94860]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/288c8d51-20db-5347-88af-51c994821764 51c994821764]
|See it again in slo mo
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4f1a5eaf-1f14-5ae0-9735-e77da162f29b e77da162f29b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6abf1fc0-299f-5c24-b1b0-7469e715a2d5 7469e715a2d5]
|look what happened to my satellite
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fed32d23-f701-5554-8849-b845c0dfffc2 b845c0dfffc2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bb5114ba-6b2f-50d4-bf58-b4c2a2c21aa4 b4c2a2c21aa4]
|Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/70cd7096-7ff5-5281-aa84-58a9739475d1 58a9739475d1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3 db854fb52ce3]
|Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e2f85f37-c437-5342-b013-f86eed4f3da7 f86eed4f3da7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ce5df8c0-f3db-51bc-b08c-73fe8b87f5d2 73fe8b87f5d2]
|we do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6d1fa115-ec15-5beb-9ac7-2da1fab39be1 2da1fab39be1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d712ac01-5fe6-5715-bdc3-28e001983c67 28e001983c67]
|This is why we can't have good things
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c500fbfb-6b67-5f17-bd98-75d7ae96a043 75d7ae96a043]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ce637d23-1a4c-5ef2-a2c2-f8dc0e0b0070 f8dc0e0b0070]
|is it wrong how turned on i am by this?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9d7770a0-0d77-5e17-931b-8477552637c4 8477552637c4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/62b1bd72-3b6b-5cfd-af72-95f65c82c805 95f65c82c805]
|Wake up, sheeple.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2d005d04-9a45-5565-8749-c530606d4644 c530606d4644]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8cc740b4-7ba6-53e8-8fc3-6ceb00f410d2 6ceb00f410d2]
|google bots have uncovered some missing bits
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/68ba9716-d175-56f3-8fcd-b5f47da94195 b5f47da94195]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/17b58a30-59fb-5e46-916c-f702f0f680d2 f702f0f680d2]
|Does anyone know why it is doing this?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/35c07769-fbe9-5aa4-9204-ee88dda8ac91 ee88dda8ac91]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dc85d58e-b55c-56b0-a761-77e76741b491 77e76741b491]
|Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cca1102b-29b7-5408-bbe7-c9295a25040e c9295a25040e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/46dcc1d2-1f67-532b-874d-dc2b9c190c8c dc2b9c190c8c]
|WTF!?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4c40a17c-201f-5dfb-b913-9b3af42ffb69 9b3af42ffb69]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a19a1c3c-f2bc-515a-8431-7c18e3db8a64 7c18e3db8a64]
|I call it: "The Futility of American Anything"
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c63de49f-fd42-5a9e-ac6f-a21cec2d46e1 a21cec2d46e1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f649f800-4caa-5c10-918e-9dee5b4d860c 9dee5b4d860c]
|Have fun in the Alps lol
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d20d3c2f-9897-5182-a29e-d8af49d6fbd2 d8af49d6fbd2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f2c0b6f5-9025-5432-8e3f-6894d4b327f3 6894d4b327f3]
|It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/71eacc98-d668-5958-adf8-c0d1e9ce62c5 c0d1e9ce62c5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2e96e479-5028-522f-ac1d-03fabcf11842 03fabcf11842]
|I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c43e29e4-63e2-5ea4-9f58-38fa4e424b38 38fa4e424b38]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a9c18ac1-cc05-5f25-8d78-1bd3e7350353 1bd3e7350353]
|My next tattoo! It means "strength and Bravery".
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c573eb09-6091-5574-9879-d47cedff09a6 d47cedff09a6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3b10536c-2511-53dc-8f37-349b0980aa85 349b0980aa85]
|birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f659893d-8b10-534a-a0b5-9695e7af9898 9695e7af9898]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5b989837-2e79-56e8-9ee7-03fb6cbd1dd1 03fb6cbd1dd1]
|It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c65bea38-e144-5b27-b728-29e0bbd0f134 29e0bbd0f134]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f14e85e4-0b6b-515c-a309-ad84df3b19fb ad84df3b19fb]
|Have fun stormin' da castle.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/12f421af-f8a2-5d74-a038-276d6416a7d3 276d6416a7d3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1dc69b00-e5ee-5c4b-9b6b-4d3a122951ac 4d3a122951ac]
|*Darth Vader Breathing*
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ed4b4dd5-0d78-5123-b65c-00117f0fac8f 00117f0fac8f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/58de48f2-8a5b-59fe-9fa6-903d724a4a6f 903d724a4a6f]
|My tastes are very... singular
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c9b18d4a-662a-5bf4-bad1-4d8eedd59927 4d8eedd59927]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/53eebd8f-2c08-58df-8f83-215928a121d4 215928a121d4]
|I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/50c71b12-6e3e-5c3b-91ba-e4a10341c6af e4a10341c6af]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1236e575-3465-5817-8113-d9e51f4ef1b1 d9e51f4ef1b1]
|This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e4e98e25-025b-5aea-99d4-de6a2d249d46 de6a2d249d46]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/26ff8de2-fdcd-538c-a3a7-9dae49a80ef9 9dae49a80ef9]
|The side of my car. #roadrage
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f9f3164d-fab1-5a02-9b90-beb6e8da6980 beb6e8da6980]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/39d607e3-8ca5-5d48-8853-7d2bf3ff38b1 7d2bf3ff38b1]
|On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/287c427c-0a3e-5922-8ac9-4c5d463207f4 4c5d463207f4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0e366f10-53bf-5747-aa76-0261a1a6ad74 0261a1a6ad74]
|5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c82afe3c-94a3-5b9b-b659-8948a44964d1 8948a44964d1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/34828322-1f63-558e-89bb-a5314f3d3751 a5314f3d3751]
|Jugghead got nothing on me :p
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b14a1f2e-8afb-5af4-85af-ac79551a8c7c ac79551a8c7c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4c27e72a-6fc3-5d38-81d3-08dec1d33005 08dec1d33005]
|married a cat
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d98e2b41-6d95-5be1-afa1-59f67cbe7f72 59f67cbe7f72]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/018c268d-c278-55ba-863e-7cdcbc7ecd2a 7cdcbc7ecd2a]
|this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/243d051a-ac70-5a66-9ada-2a25fb1c6044 2a25fb1c6044]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6c41aae-212c-550c-8d73-60953d13b062 60953d13b062]
|Minister! We're running out of time.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2f9e5dd0-6be4-5a3f-9b69-7b4e62992940 7b4e62992940]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/15964277-7247-5779-b648-9c58bc403c94 9c58bc403c94]
|Hasbro's new product targets both the small girl and the adult male demographics.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/12944265-5b81-50aa-8273-e1c9fbd33261 e1c9fbd33261]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/70073341-af17-506c-a1c8-bc71003069ea bc71003069ea]
|Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d9896526-a1a7-5348-9dbe-82bf21d37ff0 82bf21d37ff0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f52f89b9-2004-57d1-9b61-ab85e27b7760 ab85e27b7760]
|Selfie in the morning
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2a842d18-d7f6-5d64-8bc4-f8fbb5d514fe f8fbb5d514fe]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d3278187-b303-5be6-a538-fd4bab0c30e3 fd4bab0c30e3]
|Steve is realxing
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/21ef9241-05ca-573d-b226-3e1f9a4999a4 3e1f9a4999a4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0277187f-ceb2-57af-a26b-2567c75f8965 2567c75f8965]
|Oh here we go
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/af11e4d6-6b71-581e-8355-e0e7f635c6cd e0e7f635c6cd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/28d6be03-290e-5d36-b9bc-433787df693b 433787df693b]
|Teach a fis how to to man... wait?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/331ef95b-e41f-5f65-8293-36f167ab9e2c 36f167ab9e2c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/039c4a2b-c751-5e35-a248-b973655c5d9d b973655c5d9d]
|So long, and thanks for all the fish
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/83ca7f99-6e1b-510e-a6ec-dc38c0c72e30 dc38c0c72e30]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/afd2bc13-36df-5ad3-814b-f38be88b9cec f38be88b9cec]
|Vegetable-flavored meat, that's how they'll get us!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/be48b2df-960f-5c2e-8638-425fd4c3a9bb 425fd4c3a9bb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/33ca4df7-7f29-531c-9260-e5976ee2c238 e5976ee2c238]
|Molten steel can't fuel jet beams
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/56bf2954-d91a-57b6-8f3e-25be412682dc 25be412682dc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6571485-d500-55fe-8f13-ec801ea1b655 ec801ea1b655]
|Everything maKes perfect sense now.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ef14816e-cf6d-5c58-84ae-da7384379069 da7384379069]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/21d9e9ca-1820-5606-8193-e8e1e8bab718 e8e1e8bab718]
|Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cf62a3d7-1b7b-527c-a6f2-8cd0e169e565 8cd0e169e565]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/594d91d5-caee-5c0a-8512-62e698929a98 62e698929a98]
|Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/870c28a7-1c7f-553a-bc89-ef06f335bf48 ef06f335bf48]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8db3838d-bbae-523a-aa89-ea4343fc4cac ea4343fc4cac]
|27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/85b92554-5bf6-5d38-9b51-d59d15bb4dcc d59d15bb4dcc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/daf8f8ab-8f6f-5d43-950c-edec90b39fcd edec90b39fcd]
|na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c9c5a2d9-087c-5dd8-8e01-1c6d0c898f98 1c6d0c898f98]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e9603829-f17b-53e4-8076-33528463b90d 33528463b90d]
|I GOT MY EYEBROWS DID
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/18fb14cf-be8f-5861-b482-a79be93cc5c2 a79be93cc5c2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7d1ac50c-e2dc-5176-b6f3-a893947e69e1 a893947e69e1]
|I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c56894e4-ce6e-5855-8787-e4ddeef9396e e4ddeef9396e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/20cd0e67-bb4a-5407-bd04-504c1be163d8 504c1be163d8]
|Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/69639f90-c2dc-586a-86ce-3e034b877167 3e034b877167]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/237da8b8-c4ab-54e3-b14f-fe08a6dbda4b fe08a6dbda4b]
|There's a third bump, growing fast
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2a0ce7b9-f140-5f3c-ae9b-d8e9dc5f42cd d8e9dc5f42cd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7a8400c7-5b62-561a-a6cd-1223f0d5eb7a 1223f0d5eb7a]
|well, so much for the space program
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f463bb94-1c54-57f5-a813-bb37b310a46f bb37b310a46f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dac097a4-6a1c-5126-9dbf-99f068b6bc5a 99f068b6bc5a]
|#CATSANDBIRDS
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6299d201-bba5-5993-b1f2-f6bf79861400 f6bf79861400]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d5f29db8-5dab-526f-aee2-6307a1baaad5 6307a1baaad5]
|#BROKEN
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9d6ecfe0-bb47-5d01-868b-fcd25a3655b9 fcd25a3655b9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2e29edbf-198e-5fae-bf22-ebbdfebbfec8 ebbdfebbfec8]
|it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7db295b8-808d-58e6-852b-cf45286d4c7c cf45286d4c7c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cfb8d505-19e1-5f74-b5e9-eac4254fcddf eac4254fcddf]
|#this_is_how_an_angel_dies
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d72ced50-9f47-52b2-812e-289311ea9d15 289311ea9d15]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/327768af-7269-57fa-841a-9f252e164423 9f252e164423]
|unhappy in space
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c86000e3-b774-5726-ac43-a798d33ef3db a798d33ef3db]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7831e489-5987-5970-80fd-6a57c265996d 6a57c265996d]
|Cory Doctrow finds Ron Paul's secret Lunar base
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/de8bb463-3dc1-52a8-a8bb-552afe52eafa 552afe52eafa]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/62ec049f-69fd-5bcc-b624-8c99087ee6e8 8c99087ee6e8]
|I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/80a7d2ff-1335-58f8-8a50-ec90ba790a35 ec90ba790a35]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/df777831-b5fa-5f11-b4af-1dd718c7e20d 1dd718c7e20d]
|you'll NEVER belive what kind of planet those scientists found
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1499b532-0b5f-5553-bd2b-4358e4aa4b6d 4358e4aa4b6d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e9603829-f17b-53e4-8076-33528463b90d 33528463b90d]
|Is that a new pokemon?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/86114f77-ec50-5dfb-9e12-f5195406747c f5195406747c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/909c321c-9be2-560c-acd6-3b3a000a7699 3b3a000a7699]
|walked in on my roommate being terrifying
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/17ab305c-efab-5e15-94a5-5d1b72101da1 5d1b72101da1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4ad2fc81-9e2e-5f72-9283-7bb7044fc42b 7bb7044fc42b]
|back on tinder!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ebfd184f-3e0c-575f-8b56-8b5d88e24039 8b5d88e24039]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a0a1f9d6-718a-5951-b9f8-d4cfbd15408b d4cfbd15408b]
|Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9dc2b239-9e11-5cc5-bf26-e4f21e5401c3 e4f21e5401c3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bc246029-71bc-5003-9046-b9c6e3904591 b9c6e3904591]
|Ink-blots describe how they see students
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/91718be1-68ce-5f91-a887-67339618f483 67339618f483]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6e8b0d24-d26b-5b37-a27f-7c348a1698f9 7c348a1698f9]
|cthulu caught me slipping
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/edfdd1d3-6d21-5663-be1b-6c5cce589fb9 6c5cce589fb9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2070a657-fdc2-5252-9f59-ca904c329d45 ca904c329d45]
|it all fits together, guys!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7f9d0605-2e9f-5f1c-8624-eb1824cbee4c eb1824cbee4c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a21eab3f-3611-5cb8-b84d-09ba72e7bfe7 09ba72e7bfe7]
|They see me rolling, they hating
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8f36a1d1-e805-54b1-8bb6-1668f6bdc61a 1668f6bdc61a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3632230e-3c9e-5847-983e-45f49cc6a02e 45f49cc6a02e]
|cowabunga dude
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c9b4a3a5-0ae0-5957-b2d2-803fddb22ef1 803fddb22ef1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/961342b1-f671-54c4-a59c-cc5d4eaed406 cc5d4eaed406]
|clever girl.....
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/65012feb-abfa-5ad0-8311-ece34e6113af ece34e6113af]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/923dcd15-9e91-521c-86a7-ccbc5ca40c0a ccbc5ca40c0a]
|bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bab7edbb-33e6-5328-afe9-3b21db9eac8f 3b21db9eac8f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b6529c98-7f9b-55c4-bbc8-5d75c1f06a66 5d75c1f06a66]
|I lost my wits
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e42e68c3-569b-5fe5-9ecf-0d521d37dadf 0d521d37dadf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9f98b819-c54e-5753-be8e-43d00c2c1ed8 43d00c2c1ed8]
|Whale Selfie!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bc7ade51-3051-5f33-b49f-3174e84a9016 3174e84a9016]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b998d404-536e-5cf9-ab09-70a5f4a8bc72 70a5f4a8bc72]
|I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1dfd4068-87f9-5f75-8cd5-505a296e34a4 505a296e34a4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dfffaa22-a72c-5805-8dca-fe6ee9987755 fe6ee9987755]
|The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/20e014a1-deff-55d9-9672-5518e6feb79a 5518e6feb79a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dce32271-2700-5046-bf94-fe759fa57f81 fe759fa57f81]
|As viewed on a Macintosh plus
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e2693f14-c4ea-5b6b-8fec-c59f2a2746fc c59f2a2746fc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a53328e1-892d-59ee-8bee-6c6706cf5ef0 6c6706cf5ef0]
|🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/eb3e3fa5-a78e-5fc2-aae2-06de8c28d320 06de8c28d320]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ed83d171-8dfa-51d3-abf0-5d8e1d1889f9 5d8e1d1889f9]
|I hate this channel
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b2d9d983-6383-5839-bb9b-d968a2b09148 d968a2b09148]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d4ca9a3a-2f06-5976-90e4-5ea0f5b5e66f 5ea0f5b5e66f]
|Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/349b2cf9-11fc-5a34-a71d-fe24bee1f6de fe24bee1f6de]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f81049b5-86f2-5cae-a84e-5d1c4e18029b 5d1c4e18029b]
|BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2acb0358-2855-5225-bbca-bf6fa9dad1dd bf6fa9dad1dd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dd2d1572-7e11-5778-b41f-a2fe59b71eeb a2fe59b71eeb]
|#stublife
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e9be7837-a5f2-5415-9ba0-709ca8a04756 709ca8a04756]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fd4e34bc-8480-5fd8-bcac-ac5fc5941ecd ac5fc5941ecd]
|The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0b465600-76a1-5bec-a72a-2002122b6826 2002122b6826]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e1febd88-dfde-5607-8f2b-c64588150a88 c64588150a88]
|Office gamification has got out of hand.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3b535270-5693-5132-bc90-8ffc4e66fa9e 8ffc4e66fa9e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/87bdefc8-717e-5bbe-a918-c19565ec0680 c19565ec0680]
|This is a good idea
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1ddccb91-66ee-5b11-b23f-62efa9e88e24 62efa9e88e24]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ffde8616-722c-599b-8941-e24a76282825 e24a76282825]
|I'll catch it one day
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/75bb2064-e6d0-586c-9bdf-5610c7d9541d 5610c7d9541d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/20fb64e9-129f-5813-97dd-6c1d54604426 6c1d54604426]
|✔ ONE MORE THING CHECKED OFF MY BUCKET LIST
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/91870e65-7871-59e4-ada9-6aedb1ac5084 6aedb1ac5084]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a0884eb1-3c7d-5f4f-821b-ee43627dcb65 ee43627dcb65]
|Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/88d4b9f6-d313-5895-94a2-8cc444953a3c 8cc444953a3c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d0e78d7e-d060-50fb-abe6-1bc70a101a8f 1bc70a101a8f]
|Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/646ac1f0-0592-5736-8f07-ab10c4c75e90 ab10c4c75e90]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1ef458ad-dc7b-598b-8e04-516a8191fb87 516a8191fb87]
|These aren't my sandwiches
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/60db4c50-e8e4-53dc-937f-77ac6dca33f5 77ac6dca33f5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b73996a1-4a8e-5cf8-bbe1-65b7f500c5ee 65b7f500c5ee]
|i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f5c44499-7bb7-50e4-a97f-9ad0e8998514 9ad0e8998514]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d6571731-3bd8-5281-bb39-2315132d5f00 2315132d5f00]
|Yes, I followed the instructions!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0ae4d4c9-22ef-5a83-a69f-10bbf74bc4b9 10bbf74bc4b9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f3d00000-3072-5abe-a4c2-ba7d1a9cef0f ba7d1a9cef0f]
|best day evar!!!!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c4f6c37a-fa7a-5d7a-a891-9e58bd4dfcbb 9e58bd4dfcbb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/17e4d9e0-80b3-5195-9b78-b4cc62c6ce6e b4cc62c6ce6e]
|1 Like = 1 attempt to Perform space rendezvous
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a8a63788-4763-5bfc-b7f5-94be759d569d 94be759d569d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/29f8cd1b-94ae-5814-8b93-4fb22a860334 4fb22a860334]
|Legal Issues
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c794eb88-5cde-5024-8301-c7e261b3ae11 c7e261b3ae11]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1c92749c-0fca-5e46-85ab-d4358924c89b d4358924c89b]
|?????????????
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/43dc6838-0699-590d-ba57-6d9bc22c1c19 6d9bc22c1c19]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/81ce705a-06d9-5533-8091-217002028a86 217002028a86]
|this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e0bfa9be-c9db-5b81-8184-cf29310e53da cf29310e53da]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0e4dcaa9-a681-5c48-b535-693260ec0bf8 693260ec0bf8]
|RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/810e76fa-c1b6-5b55-bed9-86978d166a0b 86978d166a0b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b6529c98-7f9b-55c4-bbc8-5d75c1f06a66 5d75c1f06a66]
|quack quack, motherflipper
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2758e967-d418-539d-a266-8be2c09f7416 8be2c09f7416]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ae27426a-c7f2-5d72-b3c6-84474c28886b 84474c28886b]
|This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4f2418bc-8d50-5753-be1e-2ea3eec7d775 2ea3eec7d775]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ee442ef6-a0cb-5ad9-bf43-94f18c4e8740 94f18c4e8740]
|I can walk on my hands
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/210c92fa-c09a-5bb0-b22a-3c075903d81a 3c075903d81a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4a5a173c-1e8a-55ec-afe8-2e494a4f52d2 2e494a4f52d2]
|furrowed mustache
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/efa4e160-111b-5d46-a576-a9ef658d375e a9ef658d375e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/19792b35-ba7c-5450-8f02-caab8cbb2d01 caab8cbb2d01]
|Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/882bf279-bbe6-5c97-8809-23c3c6595ed3 23c3c6595ed3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3cdefe03-b10c-53b0-9299-034c85450c85 034c85450c85]
|The Little Borg Prince
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a52cf19a-1274-5f72-90c2-27358c6549ee 27358c6549ee]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/755355ab-39b9-56db-816e-34d897dc0645 34d897dc0645]
|I put on my wizard robe and hat
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c4e03080-36b8-5d54-bc02-2bee3b2187fd 2bee3b2187fd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2e0f6b09-9cbc-5227-8725-6b264b422c02 6b264b422c02]
|australia is not NZ!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3ecd8b8f-86e0-5847-9aef-c4388d6a4448 c4388d6a4448]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bc5cf942-ee66-5c93-91ff-f68387149980 f68387149980]
|Rock, paper, FACE
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2a711ed9-7a40-51fe-ba46-deffbfaf70c5 deffbfaf70c5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2ce10d4a-a362-5a81-962b-42b45c70ab63 42b45c70ab63]
|reverse et
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/beecc212-6577-5622-b577-58144482d6f6 58144482d6f6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/50013b8c-4912-5469-b223-d1432b2e1c65 d1432b2e1c65]
|WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/efb3ff01-bc10-5635-a75c-97ff08af7a10 97ff08af7a10]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/15a2a2a4-26bb-5c2d-94be-e373058e9e90 e373058e9e90]
|im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9eaec1f7-6761-5f36-84d8-04461f6036a5 04461f6036a5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0965157c-c019-5712-8068-45dfc555391a 45dfc555391a]
|Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d1274c49-a372-5b30-a3a3-621ad8a72950 621ad8a72950]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/14aa508a-1d5c-59dd-b181-92cf90539aee 92cf90539aee]
|Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/26d30140-767e-5296-a920-18cd63a8bfdc 18cd63a8bfdc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/76673657-396c-57c4-b16e-fe3493b084a5 fe3493b084a5]
|The moon landing was a lie
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8943ec56-94de-5682-81fb-d9657e60015f d9657e60015f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/31f37ad1-51fc-509d-9b90-f87d4312d151 f87d4312d151]
|Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5ff9985a-1cbc-5e06-aa35-53e54ea9ddda 53e54ea9ddda]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c67fa3de-1694-584b-b112-00d30201e37d 00d30201e37d]
|I don't think this is working
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9e8e6f75-5462-56ab-a6b1-6a1812b37b21 6a1812b37b21]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8a7afb25-3514-5ea5-b220-cbf5916b8291 cbf5916b8291]
|oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/874a9070-fb85-5e29-b507-0d48bfe086a9 0d48bfe086a9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/11139b65-809e-5677-b492-41b5ea887947 41b5ea887947]
|99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fde948f5-3d13-54cf-a00c-ebf16aa7922d ebf16aa7922d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/896605f8-551c-5af9-97e7-abb28f6609a7 abb28f6609a7]
|I don't get it either.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/aa86ef37-45a2-50f3-85ad-7e9b43733585 7e9b43733585]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ae8a8a2b-5092-5bdb-8cb4-38113e395336 38113e395336]
|WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b9d16480-cfd6-5863-85cd-4a25cf2aaef2 4a25cf2aaef2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/151273a5-3330-5afe-bd97-c7ec57f483cd c7ec57f483cd]
|Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6de807a5-607f-5be0-915c-059e19cbd0bd 059e19cbd0bd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b2a645d0-a736-5ce1-92ff-bc52e95506cb bc52e95506cb]
|is the eject button meant to do this?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1751fb64-2f2b-5bea-87be-6b0b76721f91 6b0b76721f91]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0d80b746-d293-537d-8b15-3cb8e619cf63 3cb8e619cf63]
|I knew there would be side effects
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/563a0367-1134-5152-a0fe-ef260431fb92 ef260431fb92]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/40d723b7-841b-529b-a98d-6aa0c7ff2b91 6aa0c7ff2b91]
|where to buy spanish ham ?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6ed2b8b8-54f6-5e9f-90a7-82e2f3cee234 82e2f3cee234]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ce1c8668-362b-5468-9c38-cffcec307c4c cffcec307c4c]
|Hey, it's windows 7 again!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a5d953bf-daca-5475-8383-33569d489db0 33569d489db0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5a7083e8-3809-5a53-9754-dda96791a4b0 dda96791a4b0]
|Everything truly IS awesome!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e7dce14b-9b30-5df3-86ed-f95e0ef3c31e f95e0ef3c31e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f978c68b-396a-5e1c-ac20-0076a139094d 0076a139094d]
|we have the technology.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/37d93807-84ea-5a60-84f0-a7b6115595dc a7b6115595dc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d2bb4ba8-9e63-53c4-b6b3-72e7ff1ad4b9 72e7ff1ad4b9]
|the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4d4b1518-447d-5cf7-b39c-31dd619ab13b 31dd619ab13b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6eef69be-09c8-5fdd-9301-2445b7adb800 2445b7adb800]
|#notamodel #nofilter
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3612ad8f-4260-5413-8235-c3eca19323f7 c3eca19323f7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/248b08ce-2e66-5ab4-af4a-f5a75e5c950a f5a75e5c950a]
|Can anybody help me identify this animal?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/97542528-7dec-5cb9-b3dc-4b148087c224 4b148087c224]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/91e4c200-475e-5096-995f-4aedaf16c9ab 4aedaf16c9ab]
|is that a war walrus?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4b6afb65-ca0b-5ad0-beb5-c8051d016ef3 c8051d016ef3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8dfd0a90-3d54-593d-8a00-97a34f7e4ead 97a34f7e4ead]
|Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e681f241-7610-501b-bac2-a3d21c6c4d8d a3d21c6c4d8d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/961299e3-d214-50da-9788-2e1b33b78b7a 2e1b33b78b7a]
|run little ghost, run!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3d0ce1bc-e6b1-5dcf-8916-dd64b5af3ae7 dd64b5af3ae7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bd68e824-7965-5d42-94ba-235c48ded7eb 235c48ded7eb]
|this didn't last long.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7ab19ddb-426c-5dad-a457-d46a50172c00 d46a50172c00]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/33e7da97-e789-5748-9c16-e4bfd3635fdd e4bfd3635fdd]
|I mistook myself for a bird
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1466c0b2-3533-5626-8097-3cd70e5d9e65 3cd70e5d9e65]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/22c84765-7a2f-5037-a651-c1b63cd5b99b c1b63cd5b99b]
|Had to settle for a beard
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/55943a6b-ca9f-545c-a988-4cde42832013 4cde42832013]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/81cccd97-1fbc-5ba8-a0ce-3405b2e13061 3405b2e13061]
|You'll never guess what happens next...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2b6b9fc5-c3f6-5df6-9700-8dccaa981a5f 8dccaa981a5f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2a963941-2b3c-5948-8d69-85a3fb7f0457 85a3fb7f0457]
|The Captain Crunch Kraken
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b4439963-cb39-57f2-a898-4063a8a8abf7 4063a8a8abf7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5a96e75c-5be8-58cd-b731-a9acb7116fa2 a9acb7116fa2]
|The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a6c6fe45-4213-5dc3-93ea-c6cc00193af3 c6cc00193af3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/78dbc571-ab1c-54f8-8036-6bfde6c095fb 6bfde6c095fb]
|I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a27bc8d8-f1f6-5c0c-ba29-db582cec3b22 db582cec3b22]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d579f809-0ce6-5758-b7b6-b7c634091d9d b7c634091d9d]
|this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/50db6bb9-3380-57af-a8c8-e6fd798f9811 e6fd798f9811]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/99613b4e-e0c7-51f0-bb15-a1e903569e23 a1e903569e23]
|Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a0f807d7-cd25-5f4d-81b5-e986e992a7e9 e986e992a7e9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f27c6f3f-a6fa-5660-b11e-a7e15e99cca4 a7e15e99cca4]
|#delfie
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/58c0e636-af95-5b0c-803f-c1400c7d0c5f c1400c7d0c5f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c4b89db6-fd25-50bb-bfc8-56d834294ad3 56d834294ad3]
|Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b71a0dd8-b5c8-5f93-bf00-ce7923095962 ce7923095962]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/612f97fd-190e-5e52-8ce6-b1c0d705a617 b1c0d705a617]
|#selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d3a3484c-a43c-54be-8fe5-f6d38fcea12e f6d38fcea12e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/282c78e0-258c-5f93-b5ab-16a76c300029 16a76c300029]
|Mentos and lava
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f1a5e2ec-aeb0-5faf-9c01-471f997ab321 471f997ab321]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2c889769-a8da-5db2-a792-3cf524d0a44a 3cf524d0a44a]
|I hope he's not hungry
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e7979648-7675-57c3-b897-a191ca69764e a191ca69764e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/592da5bb-44fd-5498-b009-145488f76439 145488f76439]
|#Long_Exposure
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/627ba072-bc18-5390-af73-424924eafb85 424924eafb85]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/46b89545-fcf3-570e-8acc-47b87ebe144c 47b87ebe144c]
|oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8eb11670-ddc8-5451-806c-eb0bf55de082 eb0bf55de082]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/73a013a1-1dfe-5825-9dcc-1c357ce025b5 1c357ce025b5]
|Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/47c4c52d-d3b4-5ab7-a667-75c5140c414e 75c5140c414e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/735763e3-6ae2-588d-be12-fb8d3117d3a3 fb8d3117d3a3]
|I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/31dbcbbc-692d-5354-b3fc-0974345fe058 0974345fe058]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/eede3d43-d232-555f-b922-65c0343784c6 65c0343784c6]
|I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e9bb7e4c-3159-5de0-a5be-5589de36c50a 5589de36c50a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b2c40911-1b77-5532-b0d5-23892daa8f4d 23892daa8f4d]
|now you're hungry too.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/835ff4bb-0221-5144-a20f-5e7ab683d788 5e7ab683d788]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3edf1f08-e8b7-5f77-9d69-753f599dcdb6 753f599dcdb6]
|The Dissolution of Parliament.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3885b998-32f3-5def-a501-fc1587e74198 fc1587e74198]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2f4daf89-bb09-5cc5-9df6-f44c64ac7e20 f44c64ac7e20]
|holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4f594b8b-6706-5d4e-8322-b29e9d8eb573 b29e9d8eb573]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/36de13dd-5b9e-5e55-ade6-efdc4ed8a11e efdc4ed8a11e]
|I welcome our event-driven overlords
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/62f5df5a-bcd5-529b-b9e5-73888cc810bf 73888cc810bf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/025fdc71-faa6-5c23-9bba-0ec5d628b043 0ec5d628b043]
|AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bbfa729a-e764-525f-babd-0b25e7c5366b 0b25e7c5366b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6c99bbb4-59ec-5a7e-b564-ae39eec23e68 ae39eec23e68]
|I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/be88dbac-d7a5-5ff8-be77-e277c2132dcb e277c2132dcb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/12b30318-e2d3-57b8-8e3a-e9ba3f8476e1 e9ba3f8476e1]
|#this_is_sparta
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2dd76a55-2497-568e-9877-da761d80b4a9 da761d80b4a9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cf0f2173-d280-5fb3-a3c3-cfc472da0f92 cfc472da0f92]
|me and all my friends
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d7abd5cd-2624-5512-84ea-44b209c2e848 44b209c2e848]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/33e7da97-e789-5748-9c16-e4bfd3635fdd e4bfd3635fdd]
|Best funeral ever!!!!! YOLO
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2df1862c-28cc-5594-a73d-eb9d6aa7d6d8 eb9d6aa7d6d8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5b2a6eed-5009-5618-9c58-79463e5aed81 79463e5aed81]
|Another victim of 'got your nose!'
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2b57caea-2377-5d31-97e7-6355970af94f 6355970af94f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/28f9bf11-a0b6-5994-8294-cba467da5a14 cba467da5a14]
|Cant explain that
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a530608b-35d8-55b4-88ce-7d447d1478a0 7d447d1478a0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8a63f56d-53de-5521-a0b0-b0cd5335c791 b0cd5335c791]
|Just Got A new camera phone!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7fa6c7bc-7529-5a2a-b99b-8291c5f3f58c 8291c5f3f58c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/53eebd8f-2c08-58df-8f83-215928a121d4 215928a121d4]
|I think there's something here
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b1bd0b11-ee88-52bb-8583-84d54c9c7b09 84d54c9c7b09]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bfc1a160-8a0e-5f46-933e-f8e98228a24a f8e98228a24a]
|Light traffic today.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7b1e8d4a-b189-5da8-bb45-bc0fe641c32b bc0fe641c32b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c1cfc467-5f24-546b-8c5f-bdc0a293c667 bdc0a293c667]
|The unforgiving war on health
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5713b4e6-8b36-5677-8b58-6c678d850272 6c678d850272]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/26040b33-90e6-50b0-a339-160d21c59873 160d21c59873]
|New means to help collect more evidence
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/18550389-25b6-58ba-95c4-9ac38deb760f 9ac38deb760f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/52e32c66-4145-5f13-8dfe-1fb6d104fc4e 1fb6d104fc4e]
|About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/dbc8dda6-0727-502c-a8d1-5c57139203c5 5c57139203c5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/59d9811a-c839-57ec-800f-1ee44ab3e6c1 1ee44ab3e6c1]
|the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4522fd98-c2ed-5e29-8e12-b70d7fc5430f b70d7fc5430f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0e81742f-115b-50ce-8dca-26f932f7b668 26f932f7b668]
|in the future, EVERYTHING will be wireless
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5133623d-58a4-56b3-9b34-348430df690c 348430df690c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7a6b1afd-9ccd-5ac1-a28d-219174de0d49 219174de0d49]
|stork carrying a babby rabbit!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c376f598-3a24-5c6f-8b52-da41d6c66f64 da41d6c66f64]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/97a9d405-bb64-5771-8ded-ea9426341cca ea9426341cca]
|I lost my tooth
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a788d317-2a16-5bcd-aeb1-bb7bf678ded6 bb7bf678ded6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7c9b4d6c-c718-563d-bf6b-6bf3263b04f6 6bf3263b04f6]
|Who put import superman in the python configuration script?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/14a36443-d9c2-587c-b51e-fa076f1bfb0d fa076f1bfb0d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/62ec049f-69fd-5bcc-b624-8c99087ee6e8 8c99087ee6e8]
|the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8be9a7de-312b-56ed-9850-cca64d12488e cca64d12488e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7ab38d5b-5441-5c1f-a2bc-e0ce298f4750 e0ce298f4750]
|Universe man, Universe man...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/10e25eab-5966-5a18-959e-d2d6fa7fcb10 d2d6fa7fcb10]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/26f3689f-5fbf-54f5-953e-fbd4be2bcd34 fbd4be2bcd34]
|John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/92196da7-a9dc-54d5-95af-b01eb728e51c b01eb728e51c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/936e2c40-4e55-587b-9bde-10307ab23113 10307ab23113]
|it makes sense if you think about it
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d58af26c-2cdb-52f5-acc0-7edde8d128be 7edde8d128be]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d064f551-ce48-5107-a6bd-67264fd2e8f8 67264fd2e8f8]
|Is it really today, already?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/83c69976-b330-52d5-8cda-cdbc6268a181 cdbc6268a181]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5b9d234c-6c72-5b4d-9a2a-6d1126291656 6d1126291656]
|#Compromise
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/42df3c3b-346a-5633-b173-8ea1900d3398 8ea1900d3398]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e9e19490-5927-5bce-8bef-abc9fb61aace abc9fb61aace]
|Said the duchess to the vicar.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0424be85-a9bb-5039-973d-1eea575a96e7 1eea575a96e7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/542980c4-5bb5-522b-91d7-cc179047dab0 cc179047dab0]
|I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0e5f64a1-56cb-567c-b0d9-dfbca0e3b707 dfbca0e3b707]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1abbccf2-3cd9-5703-9557-c4189a938795 c4189a938795]
|there snow such thing as global warming
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d9377dbf-6820-5ca9-bad7-27c2394df7b8 27c2394df7b8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/63504dde-b08a-52e0-824b-0e686f7800f8 0e686f7800f8]
|WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c2d53057-c50a-5719-bf55-03967d46ae57 03967d46ae57]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1fdcd6f5-8643-5bb7-b711-2785f98853e3 2785f98853e3]
|vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!! I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/22762298-3dc3-5eb6-9594-cf926cf0f051 cf926cf0f051]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/67d55b8b-c477-57b3-8a1e-e715dc9ea337 e715dc9ea337]
|More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d75d6a06-faf8-567a-bc3f-0756ae0d96eb 0756ae0d96eb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/46fcb306-2280-53cc-b9f2-4463aae85038 4463aae85038]
|Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/706310a6-00c0-5b9c-9094-d893166a9120 d893166a9120]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/12b30318-e2d3-57b8-8e3a-e9ba3f8476e1 e9ba3f8476e1]
|I don't know how to play...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e04b7d7f-cdb3-50de-930a-edd8c2a9eefc edd8c2a9eefc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fbeb3029-a6a7-5ea8-a7a0-a60867b64165 a60867b64165]
|I don't think that's supposed to go there...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ad2bea46-7e1b-5f9f-9dd0-921366671e81 921366671e81]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/db98f4a1-d154-512a-a28a-54292a90d2d6 54292a90d2d6]
|Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2e538622-5fa7-5afd-94e8-4ba0b8458867 4ba0b8458867]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/78413bb1-405d-5d79-8ce5-82a5dc42c884 82a5dc42c884]
|I thought it would be bigger
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/12726be4-3268-59c6-b1e6-eaef3076513c eaef3076513c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/016a7b4d-7be6-5454-9d3d-0c2df2e1378c 0c2df2e1378c]
|Too many quixotes, not enough giants
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e660217a-bc33-5c04-8b2a-c17f4af4858c c17f4af4858c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f231197c-f33b-55ef-b60a-eaf524a2f41e eaf524a2f41e]
|Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c99da0d1-2e66-5bd1-a0d1-fbf66691f44b fbf66691f44b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f649f800-4caa-5c10-918e-9dee5b4d860c 9dee5b4d860c]
|Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fb48ea37-a1b5-59aa-b65e-4838b8d1eaaf 4838b8d1eaaf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/755b9186-dcfc-5afd-b0df-1e66c6c9afad 1e66c6c9afad]
|for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4e70a771-5e52-5f78-9803-34508a14b397 34508a14b397]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2055d44c-30c1-5df5-81a1-82e349c0c2b0 82e349c0c2b0]
|hello darkness my old friend
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bf442313-3a01-5731-8b40-83b6ec867fa2 83b6ec867fa2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/31a6008a-ee5c-5fd2-8ff2-ff20713d6d53 ff20713d6d53]
|The Prodigy is in town!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/06739bb2-e375-5353-b756-8e3590556a20 8e3590556a20]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9468860d-f3b7-557c-80e9-3c92d1027a14 3c92d1027a14]
|those weren't Altoids.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b4c5fce5-6502-52fa-be22-4d31e225f9bf 4d31e225f9bf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6acb33b1-7166-5f91-963d-6b39dc0f0c25 6b39dc0f0c25]
|First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c39a8fa9-a70b-5481-bc9e-fd161a9d710f fd161a9d710f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/106bde6e-9527-53ad-b111-e2037a5b74ce e2037a5b74ce]
|Close the pod bay door, Hal.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bb26bc8e-4c2f-55a1-b4d3-be1a85cb855e be1a85cb855e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/07ab3f20-80af-50f6-8a3e-7395f6aa06a6 7395f6aa06a6]
|He did say it was edible
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e098b12b-ce24-56de-b3d9-268f19e529f4 268f19e529f4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2ff52640-d458-5ef9-a5be-6e4431f5bf0e 6e4431f5bf0e]
|Dominos delivers!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b9080f29-65c3-527b-8e2f-952573b7ad7d 952573b7ad7d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/33ca4df7-7f29-531c-9260-e5976ee2c238 e5976ee2c238]
|We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ba7bbea1-1b88-5e1f-bf4e-23886d774bd2 23886d774bd2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/910d496d-bc39-5cf5-baaf-a09c3c76653f a09c3c76653f]
|so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1db2b221-8b7f-520c-bcfc-6fef74f94601 6fef74f94601]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d656a616-88ea-59d6-812a-b0a1d155eb47 b0a1d155eb47]
|Top of the world
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/89f3acd6-927d-54ac-8bc7-baaf627c7302 baaf627c7302]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4cd2477b-5b52-54ce-9348-aa2f84ab8afd aa2f84ab8afd]
|How's My new haircut?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/685e6dd4-7d05-5b1a-8bc7-e31008ec652d e31008ec652d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/da44f4fd-cd6e-59bc-9ecc-bad34e3c6d86 bad34e3c6d86]
|[USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6b62b467-9e27-5dff-bdcb-3924492d7662 3924492d7662]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/188862ea-289c-5a46-9917-9dc300ca8fbd 9dc300ca8fbd]
|The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2317749f-5bcc-52cc-b00e-dd2854bc3ba0 dd2854bc3ba0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/56eb742a-04f3-58d6-843a-b2da65edfa9d b2da65edfa9d]
|Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1a6ee025-c138-517c-8937-d887a0dfcc0c d887a0dfcc0c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/861eb329-c8fc-5e7d-8825-78f071d8d358 78f071d8d358]
|GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a4336612-d622-574f-b0b0-ef605866394a ef605866394a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6be926ae-c4ea-5649-8786-c9fd590bd6c9 c9fd590bd6c9]
|the new usb feels like a step backward
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1c816c79-c4e0-5043-ab89-15cd46a924da 15cd46a924da]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0639ed3e-fac4-51c5-b852-39b12a33e30e 39b12a33e30e]
|Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2b559ad7-d0ae-5f5d-a167-5f451262a83f 5f451262a83f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0b044bbc-5265-55c1-944c-fd0d9c097b7a fd0d9c097b7a]
|Who stepped on my pop tart?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7daf8e2c-7439-5796-a429-63157c465fe1 63157c465fe1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/093c8673-0b3d-5391-8713-61b7ec93916d 61b7ec93916d]
|Visual representation of Dubstep
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1857c889-13f2-5559-a73c-c9183664b19c c9183664b19c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4fea553f-da8a-5915-b0a7-dcb43a4fed87 dcb43a4fed87]
|go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f5498489-ab93-57f7-898d-b80e25b5a07f b80e25b5a07f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ff2065b1-e7c3-5c55-9074-a335e44d85b6 a335e44d85b6]
|holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8116c155-78dd-5c09-8fc2-acfaf1fb0225 acfaf1fb0225]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e82c0045-fc50-505e-b7b0-cd301178819e cd301178819e]
|Minimalist cat
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a66f1cc1-2909-545d-a591-29c53bc9deab 29c53bc9deab]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d5315731-b523-5f03-a034-01c0b6240b6e 01c0b6240b6e]
|I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7bdd3e6b-cebe-5f9f-a8fc-ed59e5724cb9 ed59e5724cb9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1cc8203d-7f3b-5ba3-b245-6f396a0a1b7c 6f396a0a1b7c]
|my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/640fa583-44ba-5b4b-a992-3a7ff368040b 3a7ff368040b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/59c6be82-d40c-5a48-8db7-2bc4a138792a 2bc4a138792a]
|#nomakeup #justgotup #wow
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/370c0075-e911-5910-9551-45a0389fec99 45a0389fec99]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e205ebdb-cb13-5675-a685-171695ad3649 171695ad3649]
|The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e409528b-5e84-5ea7-954f-f4ce803c4ec9 f4ce803c4ec9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fb5f62c8-afb0-5ddd-859a-99505450db33 99505450db33]
|this thing just showed up in my garden. is it safe?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b1ea37df-c573-5c36-b0fa-767fe7832a3d 767fe7832a3d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e0332cce-ab98-5e4e-a261-48f44fdc4a98 48f44fdc4a98]
|I has a sad
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/69eca2f5-538f-57a0-b6f6-72917967cdcb 72917967cdcb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/022f762b-9483-519c-8e6e-bd7a0ed5e2ba bd7a0ed5e2ba]
|11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a9cf3de0-357d-5a1a-8940-08ca0b0c9cfe 08ca0b0c9cfe]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ed0011dd-2eaa-52c2-9000-1c680e66e465 1c680e66e465]
|What could possibly go wrong™?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/05bbaded-e044-53c6-b5c7-2c5a0fe68037 2c5a0fe68037]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/444d1059-944b-5d2c-9cbc-43dcc12d2e75 43dcc12d2e75]
|Look out!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/553d90f7-1ac4-540b-a4ef-6eeda3816bee 6eeda3816bee]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f3e5fd2d-e60f-53f3-b169-86ea721314f1 86ea721314f1]
|#illuminati
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/136a4e53-3aaa-513a-a905-4b19e3488327 4b19e3488327]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7ab38d5b-5441-5c1f-a2bc-e0ce298f4750 e0ce298f4750]
|This is a cat
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/30524e83-fe03-51a5-9d14-93a2c02b8d02 93a2c02b8d02]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/611ef1be-3b71-5ffc-814d-48f4d47b9f93 48f4d47b9f93]
|My Hobby: freaking people out
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/68aff506-6bea-5b7d-987f-4f832b922e1a 4f832b922e1a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f729d050-5e8f-5bf0-8962-37b45655015e 37b45655015e]
|New car flipping world record set
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8b34864a-51ed-5463-a4f3-a5e3bd772903 a5e3bd772903]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9a3aa942-1dbf-5301-a812-62cd3460a783 62cd3460a783]
|Cakephants are my new friends
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/804eb533-7a5a-5c82-a0b4-3678f9b1bc73 3678f9b1bc73]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b2884afc-24f1-5815-88b3-7e75cda41f5e 7e75cda41f5e]
|Would you like to play a game?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/97d025f8-c8a2-5a8f-8486-5cf806fa840e 5cf806fa840e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/647f7393-fc64-5e7b-9ef4-67d5ca01f1e9 67d5ca01f1e9]
|Don't Blink. Blink and you're dead. don't turn your back. don't look away. and don't blink!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/79c53ad1-412e-50fd-84fb-8d74b07cf69b 8d74b07cf69b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c52a3a30-8a13-59b6-90fe-e164f4a32106 e164f4a32106]
|Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6f83f402-466b-544c-b35c-098370edb286 098370edb286]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/46fcb306-2280-53cc-b9f2-4463aae85038 4463aae85038]
|This is no cave
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5de11e4e-3abf-5235-a10e-042d50aea674 042d50aea674]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/17f566b1-18f6-582e-9a42-e1cff7262aef e1cff7262aef]
|may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d26921c3-550c-5fed-bf19-8519dd79a73e 8519dd79a73e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0e4dcaa9-a681-5c48-b535-693260ec0bf8 693260ec0bf8]
|Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fd514b67-2c47-5e31-9dfe-984ef6bd2625 984ef6bd2625]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/40d723b7-841b-529b-a98d-6aa0c7ff2b91 6aa0c7ff2b91]
|I fought the law. They won
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/020d5fee-3944-5b8b-8068-c16d37de29bf c16d37de29bf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ae599153-4197-5e85-8c24-8a5f2942c127 8a5f2942c127]
|the way of the future
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e11cc05a-c185-5d8b-871b-c3cf2c8952d2 c3cf2c8952d2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c61aa0a8-83f1-5c1d-b7eb-901ddbb780e1 901ddbb780e1]
|What? It's always that color.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5d9da384-7363-50ec-bd9b-870aab990e64 870aab990e64]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8822eb85-f637-5fa4-ab35-4cd760359832 4cd760359832]
|That sweater is so 2013
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c192f17c-bfc7-586d-825d-7018a5997271 7018a5997271]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b83d4e5d-ab79-5b0c-b44e-36ee8b9ffeec 36ee8b9ffeec]
|I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/633e711f-a101-5445-8fb0-7bff29e062d8 7bff29e062d8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9be5450d-4000-543e-ac6b-05cd69ce5480 05cd69ce5480]
|tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/264ae3a6-1279-52b8-86b2-a11010e32864 a11010e32864]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/78dc49b9-dc34-5610-9fcd-698cc961c472 698cc961c472]
|When you get a perfect score on your test
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c095be8f-9c2a-5902-9594-bb43a68d57d8 bb43a68d57d8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/48967112-ff65-580d-8a25-618051df3853 618051df3853]
|The moon landing was a lie
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bd5aa5ef-d870-5a2a-b5ea-9824e8f377ba 9824e8f377ba]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e02d4a67-2d9a-5e04-88e5-773f3a322414 773f3a322414]
|Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fc0ea635-c4f6-52fa-bd93-8f275eeefbdd 8f275eeefbdd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6544c218-4f97-57d5-b4a4-0dc7b8ad992f 0dc7b8ad992f]
|I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1fecff82-d0e1-560d-a4c0-44a23ca4c5fb 44a23ca4c5fb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8e43237d-7d72-5260-8556-70f53e83e86d 70f53e83e86d]
|Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f46fb841-e5fb-5715-a00d-f350be2bbb8d f350be2bbb8d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d064f551-ce48-5107-a6bd-67264fd2e8f8 67264fd2e8f8]
|Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8a2c1cdb-ff0b-5056-89df-dcaaa2cb0211 dcaaa2cb0211]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8999b3d5-94d7-5f86-98e2-21bc7379dd91 21bc7379dd91]
|i wonder why you left me here.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a8a20530-688d-54d0-84be-47b1b3ca2cb5 47b1b3ca2cb5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/479e3045-6e90-5a14-9f18-913ad83b2e8f 913ad83b2e8f]
|Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c58b25ae-b189-562b-8a54-dd6cb5cab9a6 dd6cb5cab9a6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e1febd88-dfde-5607-8f2b-c64588150a88 c64588150a88]
|#Photobomb
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/660da3ac-7aca-50fb-815e-a3466b1067fc a3466b1067fc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/36040b58-4729-5a6b-be13-1a24986187b7 1a24986187b7]
|Hoping this makes it past customs
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d36d4a91-fec1-5d43-bfed-dfdf1d976cd7 dfdf1d976cd7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b60a5c0c-382a-5f16-9e9f-37abfa9969c7 37abfa9969c7]
|Modern art is getting a little too modern for me.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/af0ab686-e915-58df-8da4-76ec82a5740f 76ec82a5740f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d30b202a-9d28-5071-95f5-fb8549b59577 fb8549b59577]
|#flavorbomb
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/917d68ac-aae4-5f86-8b78-4511ae677a95 4511ae677a95]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d9fd83e7-73b6-551a-8096-26c4229b1e04 26c4229b1e04]
|The building blocks of life
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d8c42a0c-bdd2-59e4-ab24-38ea8c9baf4b 38ea8c9baf4b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fadbaed3-d9d2-5e9a-bc95-38fd9b4b6f5e 38fd9b4b6f5e]
|as sir nibbles of acorn surveyed the destruction, he realized that he had forgotten to account for drag
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fedaa363-2705-5aae-b78f-86fe6cbc2af5 86fe6cbc2af5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d41ef5bd-bc8d-5e23-9daa-6e4040358a4f 6e4040358a4f]
|you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0fbda211-e6df-506d-a2ad-0042a1801f3a 0042a1801f3a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9964e385-6cfc-544d-a518-bd4c7ec061c7 bd4c7ec061c7]
|#GOD
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/644b96fc-3f64-58e6-9ebe-2845af1af7ae 2845af1af7ae]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b6387ba6-315e-57cd-950c-dadca81122da dadca81122da]
|sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/931834d5-6dd0-52ce-a993-57b3a1aa0df7 57b3a1aa0df7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fb2a2199-9cbd-51c7-9a3d-1788b88b3293 1788b88b3293]
|So...Magnets, right?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ece029dc-3dbb-5665-9c54-a67c99674ae7 a67c99674ae7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/121136d9-1994-5755-b831-02eab95bdf15 02eab95bdf15]
|I never understood that part of the bibile
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0778db55-dd98-5539-9cfe-cfa5ad5a8076 cfa5ad5a8076]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5fa3f811-fd41-5ed0-a218-83e2df101181 83e2df101181]
|goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/eb0dd1bc-7de2-5fb8-94a4-048fa45eb68d 048fa45eb68d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fc8912be-280f-5f20-b251-d685eca93f95 d685eca93f95]
|PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/550f50b4-97f0-5f21-aeaf-c6fb378feb40 c6fb378feb40]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dd542ca9-a32d-54fb-b105-5fa1544cf88e 5fa1544cf88e]
|New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9b54f2d8-ec90-5832-ba61-42eb9dcc4622 42eb9dcc4622]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/aedad26f-b6d4-5f37-a8bf-cd75ef92c49c cd75ef92c49c]
|Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f274960f-a173-57a4-87fb-4548962dac92 4548962dac92]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cfe26f03-37df-5415-bf21-ff1dbf4d409c ff1dbf4d409c]
|Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/33ff2944-70ae-58ec-9787-7e85a8ab94fb 7e85a8ab94fb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ec46e2c5-0667-55c3-9c27-c11aa13ebab8 c11aa13ebab8]
|The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/58e673d4-225f-5a5b-a02e-b3e108636eb0 b3e108636eb0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c3cb7eda-279e-5afd-ac05-6d8d641bd493 6d8d641bd493]
|The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3d49a3e2-f5eb-5f06-a3f7-08ce87b89e2c 08ce87b89e2c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5916a502-3169-51db-bfcd-104cfa1288c2 104cfa1288c2]
|Field Trip!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/809fb51d-9500-5bfc-aba7-edbfeca8715b edbfeca8715b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a5889954-35ee-5f27-968b-fa8b635e4a8a fa8b635e4a8a]
|☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2e40da83-3553-58e7-a505-b3ca07a5b51a b3ca07a5b51a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cbf9d436-ddbd-5f2e-96d2-5a9f339acb40 5a9f339acb40]
|Black box recorder
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bb6872e0-b77f-5a13-a23d-289d350c2993 289d350c2993]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b73996a1-4a8e-5cf8-bbe1-65b7f500c5ee 65b7f500c5ee]
|Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1a9b8d55-7168-50ac-82bc-810b040d40cb 810b040d40cb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fcf7a7eb-1eea-5bac-9202-1d3f77f2c80a 1d3f77f2c80a]
|'BOOM' goes the dynamite!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/47ea8ef3-4993-5d09-b2f9-807b041aeb00 807b041aeb00]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a790a103-8120-57b6-9e4f-e90d1ba23358 e90d1ba23358]
|The view outside of my airplane window.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c1c12c59-50e6-5723-baa1-b7d15e551fbf b7d15e551fbf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5f4c2983-5661-5851-b98a-a9c9733d88fa a9c9733d88fa]
|Look what I just ordered on amazon.com!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d7b94b39-7f2a-50b4-a56b-feb9f8d92a08 feb9f8d92a08]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/545a7b6b-e5e4-5aed-b483-87e7cfea2ca9 87e7cfea2ca9]
|8.5 hours later...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a39cbc12-7408-5d8d-869e-c301e6f3dc3d c301e6f3dc3d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ee4698dc-353d-5f5a-9b4d-7aff78b9668c 7aff78b9668c]
|No guitar without a sombrero
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5d7f21a3-65d1-5024-be74-8c457a389f4e 8c457a389f4e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d7a91f42-9929-51bb-a36c-702bbd313394 702bbd313394]
|Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2697af48-491f-514a-8943-00a9f31b7ea1 00a9f31b7ea1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/51b16d9c-4acc-53eb-8f11-50fac12bd542 50fac12bd542]
|it was an odd place to find a stop sign
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/45c3f946-9ce8-558c-b7da-f3abdf929374 f3abdf929374]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/55bfa608-7cef-5889-a92c-5809987c7d83 5809987c7d83]
|wake up sheeple!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e227dfbc-a72c-5719-b375-216da14f42e9 216da14f42e9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/14d6dbc6-0a0b-5fb4-a138-cbdb20db7e17 cbdb20db7e17]
|night sledding deserves a quiet night
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/36982414-dd55-5b6e-8c27-5adbac1cfcdc 5adbac1cfcdc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/786f01c0-e946-5df2-af6a-177cce0a5f0b 177cce0a5f0b]
|Weeeee!!!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3d0b2f91-d60b-5ad9-ab62-83dc18788a20 83dc18788a20]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5bde364d-93fe-56c6-9e63-971c2d33c5fb 971c2d33c5fb]
|Just hangin' around
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4181a31d-4e07-5275-8c88-f75a96eb7763 f75a96eb7763]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c6644a25-5698-539c-85a2-2f2d4d36df15 2f2d4d36df15]
|don't be silly, horses cant fly planes.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4071329f-1a47-5a1e-b472-cc36d2008a20 cc36d2008a20]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d1cb78da-25d1-554d-b6b6-e53c20bb80db e53c20bb80db]
|I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cdd59408-b5c0-5418-9ed0-9da530ec03f2 9da530ec03f2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/018c268d-c278-55ba-863e-7cdcbc7ecd2a 7cdcbc7ecd2a]
|Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/98435eed-226c-5cd4-871c-f5bbf7cf8408 f5bbf7cf8408]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/97a31e66-d225-5d83-a4af-475a38aa2adb 475a38aa2adb]
|i just want to do existential things with my friends
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3c0e29f5-adb5-56cd-9f83-a2d77d928ca2 a2d77d928ca2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f94c02dc-28f4-5dc5-b36f-c63f88430160 c63f88430160]
|#720_no_scope
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f4390ae9-db6a-5735-88d2-d1c82e9869b3 d1c82e9869b3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/62eb9ec8-404a-5ecb-8761-7271643553a4 7271643553a4]
|just look at that motherfucking satellite
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2733c9a9-d700-5cf7-aed4-fbd96a335f0b fbd96a335f0b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b5f630cd-ecf6-5aff-8114-141cb16a24f1 141cb16a24f1]
|She's got interesting taste in men.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2efe22b6-e78f-5bd7-a1cd-698193b0c92a 698193b0c92a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b6edbb5c-de44-530c-9d45-6e1c3f061803 6e1c3f061803]
|#onering #fuckhobbits
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/14d36e6a-81f2-5184-b5ac-9fc72f727964 9fc72f727964]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ced12f8d-bbe4-5425-81fa-77df0de596eb 77df0de596eb]
|It seemed better in my head
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3e338ec7-fc84-5264-84fc-f96d878405d4 f96d878405d4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f2a41b1c-0715-5f01-9d06-7674ce347621 7674ce347621]
|They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/10f0eee9-3ebf-547d-a758-da6eaa291620 da6eaa291620]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fd4e34bc-8480-5fd8-bcac-ac5fc5941ecd ac5fc5941ecd]
|Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9f8f6898-f4d9-5824-afca-ca24ee962810 ca24ee962810]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/786f01c0-e946-5df2-af6a-177cce0a5f0b 177cce0a5f0b]
|sarlac ball-pit!!!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/201a1d18-537f-5471-b442-8fb088d80efe 8fb088d80efe]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/69ceb05a-9701-56a1-bef6-50f774c6e415 50f774c6e415]
|>< ))*>
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/365c02d7-7cab-5f76-a869-b9203bbe4460 b9203bbe4460]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/da4f05e9-3661-5960-a98a-41b554bfc64c 41b554bfc64c]
|George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d36c6b18-2d31-5168-bb5b-a9b2ca74cff5 a9b2ca74cff5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a21eab3f-3611-5cb8-b84d-09ba72e7bfe7 09ba72e7bfe7]
|As you can see It's windy out here
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a08f77e2-b4a0-563d-812d-cc90381ed404 cc90381ed404]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0bfc82bf-b374-5852-aceb-72b80e3e6f80 72b80e3e6f80]
|elevator be damned, I'm going to keep going until I see myself!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2ba6ee09-05de-5ad2-a53d-9c3a8d951111 9c3a8d951111]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/851eee1c-45ee-5b7c-ad55-683cdb105cdc 683cdb105cdc]
|The HORROR!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9e62d702-57cd-59d9-8598-1d80aeff9adf 1d80aeff9adf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1bcf2222-6577-5f3c-8d97-73a9dfe53068 73a9dfe53068]
|My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a3c6e0f7-2966-5602-9905-10166d9fd66a 10166d9fd66a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/952764ae-a358-5cff-9d78-1564ed77cf61 1564ed77cf61]
|caught the sunset tonight at midday
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/70ba52ec-1859-54dd-ac32-f501b3df3067 f501b3df3067]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/67d55b8b-c477-57b3-8a1e-e715dc9ea337 e715dc9ea337]
|I hate the carnival so much right now
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/55c5b3ac-ba95-5990-b1fa-aabee6b21413 aabee6b21413]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/26f3689f-5fbf-54f5-953e-fbd4be2bcd34 fbd4be2bcd34]
|THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU JOKE ABOUT HALF-LIFE 3.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0f9b987f-0b2f-57a7-8a98-45d1c006bf09 45d1c006bf09]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5be9fa5e-993f-5c7c-9e12-abaa739cc985 abaa739cc985]
|oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/90b86cc6-1f96-5a81-8833-e03254c6ed63 e03254c6ed63]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3cc92e5b-dcd5-55f1-8090-ee25a67ed5bf ee25a67ed5bf]
|Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f71d346e-c7d8-57b0-8947-50316717956a 50316717956a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d064f551-ce48-5107-a6bd-67264fd2e8f8 67264fd2e8f8]
|Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9e110ca4-2f9c-5947-92ca-9da75a2e3e3e 9da75a2e3e3e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6c41aae-212c-550c-8d73-60953d13b062 60953d13b062]
|The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ae2c7219-bc05-530d-b3aa-669e6ae13db0 669e6ae13db0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fa7a495e-ad50-5b45-9857-1dab2313ba72 1dab2313ba72]
|the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b9f1022e-e72e-54b8-9409-292fef3b1a0f 292fef3b1a0f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/853bc11f-2061-5366-83c7-bad7fe536469 bad7fe536469]
|Look at that fart propulsion
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/491e04af-8b29-5d05-84ef-548991ebd940 548991ebd940]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2f181878-f4ce-551f-8d42-87eace265eb5 87eace265eb5]
|Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7a68a76c-0c95-5d2c-bff8-cc3fd7cfabc4 cc3fd7cfabc4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/58bd8afd-0527-5dc0-a9cb-b3e92f1b2488 b3e92f1b2488]
|Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fb06c9ee-0ceb-5c87-bdc2-7dc1651559e3 7dc1651559e3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/69cfabe6-de44-5d16-8564-0cb37ff185d2 0cb37ff185d2]
|Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d761e352-6c6b-5b00-8693-6d407bc08a12 6d407bc08a12]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7800e9eb-e9d2-578c-bc87-0f577f44ee6c 0f577f44ee6c]
|Picked up this little fellow from the pound!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/23e8ff95-0589-50f8-91e4-27cfed294bf4 27cfed294bf4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/59d9811a-c839-57ec-800f-1ee44ab3e6c1 1ee44ab3e6c1]
|The taste stays with you forever
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/67fa5c46-e4fe-5239-8a53-9ee9f01ce3c4 9ee9f01ce3c4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/87ac2e09-34e4-5cbb-8ace-f6298c1c3134 f6298c1c3134]
|Selfie #Nofilter
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/766fb077-79ec-5a8a-97ea-2362a54aff9c 2362a54aff9c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5f25e3bf-7fda-514e-9505-925757e220d5 925757e220d5]
|only 90 kids will remember this.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6697a873-0d46-5941-89ea-6bd80c08fde2 6bd80c08fde2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/04966588-dbe2-52be-af24-cde9fb9db851 cde9fb9db851]
|hello darkness my old friend
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0907284e-283f-520f-a87a-5e34039cd052 5e34039cd052]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/209f6373-b293-55dd-b36d-16c8e9571d9b 16c8e9571d9b]
|My cat barfed this out
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b243ceee-eaa1-5391-9d6f-ffcd87e4d609 ffcd87e4d609]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f349654d-f32e-5590-9b02-8a8c43759a41 8a8c43759a41]
|Not a fruit
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/aeb3432f-5274-5977-a16e-2d334664b9dc 2d334664b9dc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7a523107-c661-5397-9481-50bf755dc56b 50bf755dc56b]
|hello darkness my old friend
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2eb84c1d-5008-534e-96bb-ab648c127fde ab648c127fde]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/529c6b51-cefc-5069-91c7-b8064eac68f8 b8064eac68f8]
|Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fe71ac9b-06ab-50f7-a764-6b42d5034c76 6b42d5034c76]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/df0f32ee-d65e-5022-9a84-179dbd8f7209 179dbd8f7209]
|take two, they are small
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b4de22d3-c4d2-558e-87f2-04b637781d62 04b637781d62]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/81de03bb-e16b-552c-9576-a6ce92184aac a6ce92184aac]
|#parsnipandoldlace
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1299be90-b8d5-587b-bee5-9e4aa8a759df 9e4aa8a759df]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5728f288-d95d-593a-9ae6-60e3cd8474aa 60e3cd8474aa]
|the strategic air control has been exploring alternative revenue streams.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bc1884cc-958e-53ed-9805-bc065fd44bd1 bc065fd44bd1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8275a71d-5200-514e-bc12-934f1f0453ba 934f1f0453ba]
|Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9adcdbb4-f721-53dc-8403-7a5aa9d7a812 7a5aa9d7a812]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0cb89087-8d7d-5067-aab0-274b7b5d9110 274b7b5d9110]
|Well, now this is a thing.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/70dfccfa-efd9-50d1-b091-da301c6236e6 da301c6236e6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/853bc11f-2061-5366-83c7-bad7fe536469 bad7fe536469]
|Jet memes cant fuel steel belts
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d2054ba4-d6c7-5d41-92c7-cd66b556470c cd66b556470c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/049d588b-ccc4-52c5-a545-77ed0a75923a 77ed0a75923a]
|Myspace tom to ground control-
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7c90b0e6-c29f-5238-a294-eca578311d84 eca578311d84]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6eef69be-09c8-5fdd-9301-2445b7adb800 2445b7adb800]
|This is what happiness looks like
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/48bc394f-b91e-51fb-8d4f-dd03734ee551 dd03734ee551]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0ed6df91-6900-5774-a8aa-916445424ebc 916445424ebc]
|whoops GPS error
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f6ef6045-2c13-5311-b6f8-cd5785daff23 cd5785daff23]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4cd94d29-2bc0-51dd-b231-a35b6aebbff6 a35b6aebbff6]
|step one: cut a hole in the box
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/36806069-e7b2-5a38-86ea-8e9a8879bb42 8e9a8879bb42]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/10dc1160-c559-527c-9c9e-b6e06ba22326 b6e06ba22326]
|Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0670ea13-5506-57e4-9ad6-0c88ad88bcba 0c88ad88bcba]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7720e4c5-ed66-52cf-9f2f-bc879e038fb1 bc879e038fb1]
|Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/38d65122-e28c-5bda-91c3-50abd44f2887 50abd44f2887]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/594d91d5-caee-5c0a-8512-62e698929a98 62e698929a98]
|SOmething went wrong while shaving...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/54eca101-009e-5234-8fca-c2f788896c1e c2f788896c1e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4067e90d-ab5c-555c-aa88-5f516c141b7f 5f516c141b7f]
|how do i turn this off?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4a6600de-e81c-5e61-af71-1894076d4610 1894076d4610]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/826c8a3a-e5a1-5b48-88a8-88e9da4a3804 88e9da4a3804]
|Do you have a lighter?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c344166a-56e9-521e-845d-53940588a0de 53940588a0de]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/12b30318-e2d3-57b8-8e3a-e9ba3f8476e1 e9ba3f8476e1]
|Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/dc14e29a-4a84-5802-a001-437e26d19c6f 437e26d19c6f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/73e20f2f-d527-5739-83e8-0c11f3359c47 0c11f3359c47]
|My first selfie!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0d49377b-69e3-5972-bd76-99a0f6f35580 99a0f6f35580]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a19a1c3c-f2bc-515a-8431-7c18e3db8a64 7c18e3db8a64]
|everyday i'm shoveling
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/22053af7-cc61-5c3d-b49b-3429e9d70d07 3429e9d70d07]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2b38bc12-12b8-531e-83af-7a7ece27802f 7a7ece27802f]
|i hate it when this happens
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6b489d8d-0336-57d0-a622-d7c890e2076c d7c890e2076c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ba586b45-3b22-5671-80c9-a98171c4ee11 a98171c4ee11]
|i wonder why you left me here.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/333d46a4-a2bc-5051-a583-830baf94c540 830baf94c540]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bbbeb6b7-01cc-5dbd-a309-77b8a5527ad8 77b8a5527ad8]
|Quite.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2fe6096e-22d2-5a25-9a51-47a9dba3733b 47a9dba3733b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/84c1c839-1840-50c9-952a-82154782ff6e 82154782ff6e]
|#caturday
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/50d27a1b-8cc9-5487-987d-8b3e7b5533ca 8b3e7b5533ca]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/aa2c2a24-917c-5b89-97ac-4ddd8d864ed6 4ddd8d864ed6]
|The designers of this camera literally nailed it
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/028c4a15-a996-598d-84a9-6503fdccb9a5 6503fdccb9a5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f633a19e-38e6-5a06-8ad6-e2575fd89a89 e2575fd89a89]
|Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9a0bc23a-3918-5577-984f-cba862349140 cba862349140]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dc85d58e-b55c-56b0-a761-77e76741b491 77e76741b491]
|This is why I'm not an EMT
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/73445412-b8a8-55c7-bd4c-35c0a3340700 35c0a3340700]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/018c268d-c278-55ba-863e-7cdcbc7ecd2a 7cdcbc7ecd2a]
|The signal came from this sector
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8650a17d-f47b-5d49-9c03-41dd5f7fa0da 41dd5f7fa0da]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ee4698dc-353d-5f5a-9b4d-7aff78b9668c 7aff78b9668c]
|Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b0160bbd-57f0-5827-bd15-545d34ce312f 545d34ce312f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6af49a34-9604-5339-8634-daa6cb4c0e97 daa6cb4c0e97]
|This is what I do on friday evenings now
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bbf2d152-6fd3-5228-963d-7eea161e3ac3 7eea161e3ac3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/58173bcb-9fb0-5506-93fb-a766a5550134 a766a5550134]
|I just can't see the point anymore
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fdc47caa-0880-54e1-ac39-4a246f26dfe8 4a246f26dfe8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5b9d234c-6c72-5b4d-9a2a-6d1126291656 6d1126291656]
|Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1fb30cf8-8ba9-53ee-94b0-7deaa902ca22 7deaa902ca22]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d57dcc36-7c60-5ce0-9107-97c1e78b7180 97c1e78b7180]
|Can't believe what I almost threw away!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8c8769c4-0c0a-5a6c-8744-6b663c59b3ca 6b663c59b3ca]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e6bef302-21d8-5891-9ecb-a9ffa38001f9 a9ffa38001f9]
|Well, this is a puzzling development.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/584e8772-9e18-5ccd-a408-a6daa9ddccf9 a6daa9ddccf9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/010f5ec0-f37c-5071-9777-cf668a11b9f0 cf668a11b9f0]
|I thought this ball pit would be more fun
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c2bad24d-2cd6-548b-8a6e-f3a2aa922c0e f3a2aa922c0e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/64fc2160-d88c-5361-8377-f18fe4a59c24 f18fe4a59c24]
|oh no you didn't
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9193482d-5648-56a7-91dc-a29fdc6f55ba a29fdc6f55ba]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c08d03f5-a4e9-52f9-a729-ea58f7fcf90f ea58f7fcf90f]
|As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ff2aa994-4cca-55aa-bd38-fa1101fab6d5 fa1101fab6d5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/29f8cd1b-94ae-5814-8b93-4fb22a860334 4fb22a860334]
|Picking mushrooms
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6739ad6f-caef-54b3-bec8-896cb8c0c543 896cb8c0c543]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/131fa0f6-e1ab-5c80-8709-600d22c38d1a 600d22c38d1a]
|That's gonna hurt on the way out
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a9588a57-b4eb-5299-9302-2be7fd687fd9 2be7fd687fd9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7c1409a5-10a8-5408-b152-66f04b48ba96 66f04b48ba96]
|He left me! :ccc
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/74443102-cc7e-5b11-b873-3bbb853fc039 3bbb853fc039]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0340ec0e-654c-5452-9edd-3eec26e54537 3eec26e54537]
|Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e7da3559-33f4-50d9-b060-2578511a95fe 2578511a95fe]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e8b3783d-c086-5b30-a96c-8ae3f2cc6623 8ae3f2cc6623]
|Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8eaa7bb4-3f51-5848-bcca-233b76fd3a89 233b76fd3a89]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7c791580-a8df-5d41-bd2a-4a05b122a05d 4a05b122a05d]
|A classic battle between the word and the sword, represented by the most noble creature
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a9d76e88-7615-5244-801b-403333d6d1f0 403333d6d1f0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fbdb5028-9538-559e-b563-1f529118806c 1f529118806c]
|Note: HUGE SUCCess
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e7edfc09-6bd4-59c4-bfe0-c3291496ecb5 c3291496ecb5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dd807049-ae30-5fef-aa81-c167057ebd58 c167057ebd58]
|smiling is for optimists
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ae5d00b0-bcfa-5721-a36b-8165598672bc 8165598672bc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9754db10-b32b-5a95-9a9f-693a6abce7a3 693a6abce7a3]
|Man or mouse? No need to decide!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f81d805f-14bf-5d04-91f8-b5a1c0cc3d0b b5a1c0cc3d0b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c6d20b7d-daf3-5f64-aa9b-f497f1d47672 f497f1d47672]
|prototype soccer ball
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3644fc35-3ec8-567a-9332-90fb6d62d925 90fb6d62d925]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/90b22b23-d0bb-5f35-8a66-7d313b4acdda 7d313b4acdda]
|research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0fff3ab3-f066-52e5-bf4a-8dc8fd946ba8 8dc8fd946ba8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/375e154e-8181-50cf-abd3-f7742eccb7fe f7742eccb7fe]
|the charge of the light brigade
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/980896e4-0656-52c3-984c-c855962a1ea3 c855962a1ea3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3734898f-18ea-5e72-8948-d00a38543f3e d00a38543f3e]
|Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/311c8a07-3f11-5996-bc41-03b1ae9c734c 03b1ae9c734c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d15ef329-8fa1-553a-85f9-8b7afa7a9fdb 8b7afa7a9fdb]
|Oy, my giblets!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/832660a0-f559-5d94-9fc9-c7f1186c6a71 c7f1186c6a71]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/12a6982d-14d5-5b2d-9a21-c93db6d7d559 c93db6d7d559]
|The moon looks weird today
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5554a758-5da8-5622-939e-c272c7c12261 c272c7c12261]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f8cda64f-7f92-5a59-8ac8-64b298792bbd 64b298792bbd]
|devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cd4973aa-f6ba-54f2-b8fa-9dde470a5c15 9dde470a5c15]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6e2b9f07-c3fb-5e62-ba6e-7b6d6ac883c8 7b6d6ac883c8]
|My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/af4fcdf9-79b1-5fa4-8ce0-49c35730441f 49c35730441f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/81de03bb-e16b-552c-9576-a6ce92184aac a6ce92184aac]
|some men just want to watch the world burn.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/11e8ac4c-0ff8-509c-9d53-f4bcbd13d9b2 f4bcbd13d9b2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e5315476-1a86-5e73-a172-a6db16858cb5 a6db16858cb5]
|This is what i had for breakfast
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5dedbd83-5e54-5f34-8caa-1d54732b6290 1d54732b6290]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/638ddc20-2f4e-5f95-8f2f-6e32eb14a3d7 6e32eb14a3d7]
|Crocodile Pink Eye
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/df336b6f-a322-5e9d-9333-bf7b8442928c bf7b8442928c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ef1c928a-a640-5586-a129-596a7a13c9a6 596a7a13c9a6]
|More advantages to USB type c revealed
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b668e619-8934-563b-8e79-da23446c1176 da23446c1176]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/365945db-61da-58e7-955b-667be74ed29d 667be74ed29d]
|I wonder if it will be friends with me
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/519c7dc5-658e-5e7f-824d-b8cf35eb6f74 b8cf35eb6f74]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ae27426a-c7f2-5d72-b3c6-84474c28886b 84474c28886b]
|sorry dad
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/176beb20-0bc0-5196-8dff-fa55b18c1fd0 fa55b18c1fd0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6c61c97b-2a53-5891-93c1-aa07e36b66ab aa07e36b66ab]
|Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0b304c31-144d-5e1e-8685-2865034fd78e 2865034fd78e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a9f1a836-a1f8-5ab4-b6f8-65eb48ac2a21 65eb48ac2a21]
|#selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/261ba1e4-6bd7-5936-9c0d-c9e203a2a028 c9e203a2a028]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/961342b1-f671-54c4-a59c-cc5d4eaed406 cc5d4eaed406]
|Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c37be298-b37b-51cb-b863-f05b5748caf3 f05b5748caf3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/57731e51-4247-5354-b251-a7afd23a3d39 a7afd23a3d39]
|Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e4f05a26-f1d2-5bb7-ac0f-48b07efb35bb 48b07efb35bb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3fee973d-2d74-5e13-967c-5953ebd0cdbf 5953ebd0cdbf]
|and to think this is where it all started
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/56f54c30-9ad0-55c2-b081-bca317dcba49 bca317dcba49]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/144326e7-bb96-554f-a78b-faaeebb0aeac faaeebb0aeac]
|racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/811fc450-93ba-5094-91b3-169b47891c21 169b47891c21]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3a15dd35-ec9b-554f-9010-01ab0d7dc791 01ab0d7dc791]
|dOG SHAMING
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e88516df-1e0d-533c-8cbb-9d371d1affc7 9d371d1affc7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4c50ab30-0867-54d0-b8a8-e6966f356be2 e6966f356be2]
|no matter where we go, its always cold
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5516d03b-b228-551f-8e9f-81b9c4069d18 81b9c4069d18]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b9aabdfd-5de8-5328-8a61-8828788976ac 8828788976ac]
|Formal on top, party on the bottom
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7328bb5d-68a2-5aba-8883-5bd66e9a199f 5bd66e9a199f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/54ccb3ef-d071-55b5-b809-b18f4833dfc9 b18f4833dfc9]
|don't worry, it's part of my plan!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/88d533dd-51e6-5d8d-a522-f60fd0068f37 f60fd0068f37]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ad85a97b-02a2-5ec2-a4a3-bc1a28e826bd bc1a28e826bd]
|Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bee710bd-012e-5d9e-bc5e-3b0d71db9a65 3b0d71db9a65]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/51a311d3-ebe6-5287-97b1-2d19ca5bdcfc 2d19ca5bdcfc]
|The second mouse gets the cheese
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7526aab3-75c8-591b-8ad8-f6318c0d546f f6318c0d546f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b9aabdfd-5de8-5328-8a61-8828788976ac 8828788976ac]
|Christ, what an asshole.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8349be64-4643-5498-b7c9-1ce703365e04 1ce703365e04]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4baec34b-8dcb-5b47-8c76-956e362d57e2 956e362d57e2]
|HODOR!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/710db3fa-a202-5027-ae97-af78e2d7950c af78e2d7950c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b73837a8-0e78-57f8-9666-fb464a1d5287 fb464a1d5287]
|Bulls don't often sit like this!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4c8fd28e-a5e5-598a-b305-4dcd58970eb0 4dcd58970eb0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1b441a38-b8b5-5d6b-9eb2-e21406b7151b e21406b7151b]
|Roadrunner is the new transport minister
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d9f9fbaf-6c7d-5c4b-a209-9f08ac99f83f 9f08ac99f83f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/896f6b70-1ec1-5ed4-a9d0-e2a47ca2b07f e2a47ca2b07f]
|I will wear this shirt until one of us dies.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/82209699-6c98-5eca-8bdb-636f399785ca 636f399785ca]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6c0edf28-52e8-5b24-beae-aa1baf6dd6df aa1baf6dd6df]
|NICE MULTIPANTS
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cfc37be9-0b9a-55fe-9816-38a6f4489156 38a6f4489156]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e2829a64-26d6-544b-8348-14307347e17f 14307347e17f]
|obsession is a dangerous thing
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b12131de-7f1c-53d2-be97-9f02f77aa6a1 9f02f77aa6a1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dc5b0fc0-da18-504c-ac8d-70cf8805e7cb 70cf8805e7cb]
|Snowman accident
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/47b3473a-35cc-58d7-8aaf-7391d5a3b971 7391d5a3b971]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/76715136-95be-5c11-a4ed-1267373999ca 1267373999ca]
|Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/189f155c-3762-576d-8e3b-351b19334110 351b19334110]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4c27e72a-6fc3-5d38-81d3-08dec1d33005 08dec1d33005]
|Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/665c8e47-7bfc-5857-8d44-ed29ada99600 ed29ada99600]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f00fea2d-c090-54b6-945d-9edb74dc8efa 9edb74dc8efa]
|You did what in my tuba?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/669bf41d-a086-506a-b427-92fd571db149 92fd571db149]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e4c5d608-32d9-597f-87c0-8cb4ea46ef07 8cb4ea46ef07]
|So, this happened.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a7b27d3b-6c98-566e-a433-87a348e6a948 87a348e6a948]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5e1328e6-8cec-5ed6-b7de-95fd495595b4 95fd495595b4]
|sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/01a47255-6489-5438-a3d6-9a739a1fa43f 9a739a1fa43f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0c01f133-0520-57ae-9271-8d297b609761 8d297b609761]
|The Captain Crunch Kraken
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e422ed2c-8ba1-5b34-89c0-789ff05f41c7 789ff05f41c7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/62bada68-e842-52bb-86b9-dfd96fb9b1ae dfd96fb9b1ae]
|turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/989b474e-aae6-5e54-ad09-19459bc5d17d 19459bc5d17d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/28e07cf0-8fce-5a24-93d7-8b3785eeefb1 8b3785eeefb1]
|Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/87d1aa6f-5fa7-5f69-9d92-9a1dc84fce00 9a1dc84fce00]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/26ff8de2-fdcd-538c-a3a7-9dae49a80ef9 9dae49a80ef9]
|I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b1dcb32b-3116-5a84-9117-107cf3da40f5 107cf3da40f5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e08f3ca9-4f83-5785-b387-458487d914c7 458487d914c7]
|The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ac680972-7a80-5b0c-b5fa-c904b736df60 c904b736df60]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1111c504-9ee8-5080-9809-e31b4f8d0d7d e31b4f8d0d7d]
|this is not what i meant it to be
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/628c118b-5a9d-5659-afae-9e6273b2838b 9e6273b2838b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/84880697-c410-5b49-a903-cd4373c68bb4 cd4373c68bb4]
|When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes back
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/885d34fc-d290-507d-afef-7e699d79d5c7 7e699d79d5c7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/19f66da1-256f-58a4-8d9a-9efbe2a4fa5e 9efbe2a4fa5e]
|the hills have eyes
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/16426c6f-6620-5d3c-bc51-0ea2fb6eb4cf 0ea2fb6eb4cf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/670d50da-198f-570f-a994-a7c209257ad1 a7c209257ad1]
|the charge of the light brigade
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/75fcc4ba-3ce0-53e5-bb9a-6c0f5ea1808f 6c0f5ea1808f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/35251550-7c44-55e4-b117-f5a037a62bda f5a037a62bda]
|Today was my pets elephant's birthday; He liked the ribbons best.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/db1abb01-554c-560d-9713-e43672237876 e43672237876]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/792e3c20-aeda-5932-a36d-1d7aa54dff6e 1d7aa54dff6e]
|paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/10c1d503-7b5e-5fdc-b9e1-833516b49340 833516b49340]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/896605f8-551c-5af9-97e7-abb28f6609a7 abb28f6609a7]
|Look at my dollar coin
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/30f0aebe-61f1-59d2-86c6-b1e97ae5288e b1e97ae5288e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/25404c71-eddb-5705-bdcf-004a83c9eb34 004a83c9eb34]
|Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b41ea2c8-2b1e-5415-8f4f-e1a5209506ff e1a5209506ff]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a77295fe-640e-5568-aef2-4c487298214a 4c487298214a]
|using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c0218c4d-2331-53de-b9a8-5435e54c494b 5435e54c494b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/090a42db-5ffe-5e69-bc33-21305beb7f51 21305beb7f51]
|welcome to the space jam
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8bb840ea-e68e-5142-8046-04f90cc0d71d 04f90cc0d71d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b72d5901-6b6c-52be-8546-5c073ef1eda0 5c073ef1eda0]
|Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6bbc0d6b-94bf-5d7f-bd44-821ffaa85a04 821ffaa85a04]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/64bceef2-8f01-577a-a781-d9cedc408390 d9cedc408390]
|I guess I only have myself to blame.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0f5f7774-d09e-51e2-a59f-d4e65e14b829 d4e65e14b829]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f633a19e-38e6-5a06-8ad6-e2575fd89a89 e2575fd89a89]
|ちょっとまってください！
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/14f7001c-16c2-5a5e-9211-d26468093be5 d26468093be5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d858a2dc-e0cc-5eb6-8008-95ccd6364248 95ccd6364248]
|Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/dd672241-eeb0-5dcb-8e52-5384316f4373 5384316f4373]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/de4df1f5-d414-5b2b-8a87-876aa26fd603 876aa26fd603]
|#me #throwbackthursday
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/16b94761-24dc-52d5-89e5-69ff0f8213d7 69ff0f8213d7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9aee1d90-f8eb-55e3-8c0b-a06de52211f2 a06de52211f2]
|father & daughter re-unite!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/54f6a5ac-ca7b-5e7f-94fb-32d9b6073cb9 32d9b6073cb9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fab03f9c-ce06-5b03-9f87-721fde3c43af 721fde3c43af]
|Blackout @ moscov metros station, i have no idea which way the peron is. #yolo
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4a3123e3-b7d7-5e46-98dd-63d3568ca641 63d3568ca641]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/134a4035-68c2-515d-91a9-53beb2829a3a 53beb2829a3a]
|This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/14f06f11-1929-5bf5-9797-48e4d484efb9 48e4d484efb9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/00f0d4a0-9963-5877-87eb-662ebe08720b 662ebe08720b]
|My hobby: photography
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a2096d04-ba47-5a62-88da-e8b21c30be6d e8b21c30be6d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/daeca3dc-39ac-5f3d-a79f-c68ff99e7840 c68ff99e7840]
|Robots in much better disguise
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/84550bcd-b4fd-5211-9cc1-64209d86b00c 64209d86b00c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d3e3b8c6-c731-54ec-99ea-32e8f09bd75f 32e8f09bd75f]
|CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ef6755a8-24ad-5ac6-8fba-d62a08aa72cf d62a08aa72cf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e8b3783d-c086-5b30-a96c-8ae3f2cc6623 8ae3f2cc6623]
|New boyfriend. Don't know why my parents don't like him?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/674e6ef0-b6ff-5f45-b381-d0502fe6c3ee d0502fe6c3ee]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cdd5a985-d78a-55f4-b899-23cfbbe7394a 23cfbbe7394a]
|I'd tap that
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1737e3c1-5b85-5e89-a8ef-47c31eaa7abd 47c31eaa7abd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/81de03bb-e16b-552c-9576-a6ce92184aac a6ce92184aac]
|Me llamo t-bone
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/358e017b-7c87-5f54-81a7-d01aa717b917 d01aa717b917]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8eb8b98b-278a-5439-92ad-9421c7ae1143 9421c7ae1143]
|Worst pokemon ever
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2059e943-dbb2-57fa-8c87-27bc194422df 27bc194422df]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/62ec049f-69fd-5bcc-b624-8c99087ee6e8 8c99087ee6e8]
|The infamous Snow-muon.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fbe9e0bf-0a41-54b0-a3d1-ee6c6144c0a6 ee6c6144c0a6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3e34cfbf-6e71-529b-9c4e-9fc6d190dd43 9fc6d190dd43]
|Leave this one adrift, Ishmael. Let the ocean take her
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d2b7f461-7ad8-571c-b9c3-f86f8e3a0412 f86f8e3a0412]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a3af7cb4-5b87-5bf3-9c36-c3d55f5ed151 c3d55f5ed151]
|This photo mooves me
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3934e8e7-b31c-5208-b5cf-3d5fec624de5 3d5fec624de5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f4099c26-57f5-5a20-bc01-7cf8b1287075 7cf8b1287075]
|doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/de66147d-23d6-56c1-8e2d-684741121a08 684741121a08]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/50013b8c-4912-5469-b223-d1432b2e1c65 d1432b2e1c65]
|there is none of this left in the men's room #help
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/84a04497-2dc6-5433-996f-7acbdb9f6e46 7acbdb9f6e46]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/acc0adfe-ef2f-531b-b9cf-2b3aa1de764d 2b3aa1de764d]
|My new neighbor seems a bit odd
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e0f0994d-7064-502c-94c9-d4179b939da4 d4179b939da4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e7a980f5-5d62-532d-9a24-55030b54a312 55030b54a312]
|Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/dc66781b-892c-574c-a124-505bb0d1f2b1 505bb0d1f2b1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/74f556eb-d8e0-51a8-8576-de799a1455af de799a1455af]
|When everything looks like a hammer
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0852fedd-8516-508e-942f-34f010193e5e 34f010193e5e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/390c9853-9ca0-51d1-973c-532134699dc7 532134699dc7]
|BANANANANANANANANANA
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d6f20066-ab04-567a-be26-ea0dc4594480 ea0dc4594480]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3473f72d-6c90-5d9c-b96d-35359ce4d9b7 35359ce4d9b7]
|A job so boring a bird could do it
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/04e6d7ca-803c-5f34-8254-f8e94f5b22bc f8e94f5b22bc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6d3c1fa8-d0e3-5047-9119-4e353bcbacd9 4e353bcbacd9]
|The lifts never worked properly in the Volcano Lair
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9e26221e-43ba-5716-b064-ba598f7d820a ba598f7d820a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6bac660e-1106-5897-8528-c4f5f2de60d6 c4f5f2de60d6]
|Got your nose!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bd2b863b-4570-5125-bbd0-d71c0e0312ff d71c0e0312ff]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/19ab13d3-73c9-524f-8b96-f8824581cf4a f8824581cf4a]
|in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c4eaa276-014e-5390-a73d-2a49e29bd0da 2a49e29bd0da]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/026f67a8-ba5c-5738-8042-f62686bfeff5 f62686bfeff5]
|Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8fa06255-5257-56fc-9597-f1ef11041ca4 f1ef11041ca4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/62b1bd72-3b6b-5cfd-af72-95f65c82c805 95f65c82c805]
|Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/83850077-be94-5ee9-b757-81becb71071e 81becb71071e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9754db10-b32b-5a95-9a9f-693a6abce7a3 693a6abce7a3]
|Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/aaa1235f-96f0-5739-b93b-0762c94a9aa2 0762c94a9aa2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/56db63e1-e6fc-5a55-956b-eea655ca5250 eea655ca5250]
|Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/caa7709a-5142-5ecb-be34-c7bcd4065de0 c7bcd4065de0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cdd5a985-d78a-55f4-b899-23cfbbe7394a 23cfbbe7394a]
|For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d5c8eedb-2210-5c5f-801a-fed297022a5a fed297022a5a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cdd5a985-d78a-55f4-b899-23cfbbe7394a 23cfbbe7394a]
|Exes, am I right?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e0ded4de-97d6-5b09-be5a-3bd659104a60 3bd659104a60]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e64baf58-f370-51d1-a43d-eff340fac308 eff340fac308]
|found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/49840b8e-f24d-5006-9bb0-f5029bb13205 f5029bb13205]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/497a6bb0-7b9e-5210-8a2a-ee41f567e733 ee41f567e733]
|leapfrog, anyone?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0337680b-438d-5dcc-ac72-ef9433324b43 ef9433324b43]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5cdd2eb1-69a1-5438-a564-ac194aab980b ac194aab980b]
|This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9dabc0f3-6069-505f-9022-d2e3ba27a5f7 d2e3ba27a5f7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bde1b0e7-abad-57df-871b-695a1d42378b 695a1d42378b]
|The Zebra was lying down
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/91dac4ed-4b4b-53d9-90af-b8f2bd876e7b b8f2bd876e7b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1d980133-298c-5787-b95a-5bc8196cb57d 5bc8196cb57d]
|i pushed this. was that bad?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c3d9b2a4-8674-520a-aeb9-ce444d8ac60c ce444d8ac60c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a0c77e71-3f4b-543c-9bae-91f653eed3b1 91f653eed3b1]
|watch me become the next favorite kardashian
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9542dae5-9a14-5cbf-a779-8d137e60135b 8d137e60135b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9b24a99f-930e-5059-9367-d8a647f2826e d8a647f2826e]
|My gout's acting up again
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/401984d8-3157-5082-b4d1-8a9ad0cf0982 8a9ad0cf0982]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f1f4b931-f681-580e-810d-2a34b702697e 2a34b702697e]
|hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/01d99798-c52e-56b6-9b61-ee5eb07cc820 ee5eb07cc820]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/735763e3-6ae2-588d-be12-fb8d3117d3a3 fb8d3117d3a3]
|my new toaster has some strange attachments
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/59c07d9b-caea-52f6-b543-d09ece299c6d d09ece299c6d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a53328e1-892d-59ee-8bee-6c6706cf5ef0 6c6706cf5ef0]
|An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2d8e0788-ee50-5a37-9d6e-a62586addb07 a62586addb07]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/42b9d039-64c1-54e5-a5e3-108d22076845 108d22076845]
|We didn't start the fire
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ddbb5b91-9888-5e8b-9934-ffdcf93c9646 ffdcf93c9646]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/52e32c66-4145-5f13-8dfe-1fb6d104fc4e 1fb6d104fc4e]
|Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a17cb7ac-8a1b-574a-ac53-69bcd5cc2a23 69bcd5cc2a23]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/45cfb084-233d-5acd-b25b-074bdfdee612 074bdfdee612]
|This will make sense if you look at it upside down
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8fe8b9f7-163f-5647-9f8e-1ae516cedb1c 1ae516cedb1c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/78e651f4-26f9-55d5-8400-a35888fb02ef a35888fb02ef]
|I forgot to turn the tap off lol
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/740e43ba-0b84-5b28-bb8b-12569ea12880 12569ea12880]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/96c08c12-cd63-5f38-97a0-8448a3c83b1f 8448a3c83b1f]
|Antimater Universe wants a hug.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/06049ecc-9a5b-57bc-9c6f-01194a74779b 01194a74779b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d6571731-3bd8-5281-bb39-2315132d5f00 2315132d5f00]
|Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/30ed27f2-ee3a-53b1-8b21-7f0a00d9bb5d 7f0a00d9bb5d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7570c337-a31f-58bd-a6f0-5c2386c8cb54 5c2386c8cb54]
|PostPostModern art
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/26da43d7-f596-5b3f-9352-8b7efadc0aa8 8b7efadc0aa8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9f39e175-fdac-558f-b350-608af5dbbf7e 608af5dbbf7e]
|#me #throwbackthursday
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0fe9af15-41e9-57f1-85a6-e0997c51c2f5 e0997c51c2f5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5abb5b9d-3429-5560-ac38-98fc754ed92b 98fc754ed92b]
|how do I take photos with this?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/53238733-2d80-55c6-b96c-8dd42be2a0d3 8dd42be2a0d3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/efd786ab-c6c8-5c9d-91fd-57fa867685bd 57fa867685bd]
|#sudowoodoproblems
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a959d3a5-78fb-5665-96b7-65f14f90dab2 65f14f90dab2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/638ddc20-2f4e-5f95-8f2f-6e32eb14a3d7 6e32eb14a3d7]
|toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fd22392a-0992-5848-8666-07966e9a2110 07966e9a2110]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/afd2bc13-36df-5ad3-814b-f38be88b9cec f38be88b9cec]
|help wanted. inquire within.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b5927afc-50cb-5df7-8809-789d524b5be2 789d524b5be2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b27e9660-cb25-5807-80b9-5f6adc17052d 5f6adc17052d]
|my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/14d94cf1-9d27-58ad-97f8-56c937b970c1 56c937b970c1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bfb6c9ee-a0e8-5879-a57d-fd8dedb9f32c fd8dedb9f32c]
|Sometimes, a spherical cow is a reasonable assumption.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/849f55c4-9b6a-5ee1-9ebe-ee59eb4a9ca0 ee59eb4a9ca0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d6571731-3bd8-5281-bb39-2315132d5f00 2315132d5f00]
|it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b02d6a46-0e4d-586b-a947-4643d4ac5c0e 4643d4ac5c0e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c8010504-019f-559b-ad80-e4b5a6e9ab00 e4b5a6e9ab00]
|New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d9da6fc7-5352-5188-9472-5a92d7d10d34 5a92d7d10d34]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e6fc438e-c9a2-5303-969c-47e690ee87ec 47e690ee87ec]
|I think i lost my dorsal fin
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9a1780f5-080a-5288-8a18-e8160fb7a54d e8160fb7a54d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/761d477b-1def-5099-b273-d67cfc2d428e d67cfc2d428e]
|MY MOUSE GOT A FACIAL TATTOO. WILL IT LIMIT HIS RESEARCH JOB PROSPECTS?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9c9cee40-797e-5170-a248-ed6fd4442e5a ed6fd4442e5a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d594e87d-bd2a-57f2-9b9a-8567700315bf 8567700315bf]
|what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3c00268a-f21b-5d3e-a165-0a64d0fe789e 0a64d0fe789e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dca17141-88be-5083-ab5c-27237f493c5e 27237f493c5e]
|Does this look like pink eye to you?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6e5144f4-5832-56e2-9dff-65d1f2690beb 65d1f2690beb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9f9fa376-8b55-5522-843e-c7ddbe04ef3f c7ddbe04ef3f]
|i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4e42ac7c-592f-562f-a6b6-66fb2dd87773 66fb2dd87773]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dc85d58e-b55c-56b0-a761-77e76741b491 77e76741b491]
|Somewhere, this exists.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b802bdb0-02a6-57e1-8937-64ed548dd93a 64ed548dd93a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6392e625-8f68-509a-a5b5-31ddd9945040 31ddd9945040]
|I think we deserved it.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7e780131-8d5f-521e-adc4-645c36bdb2c2 645c36bdb2c2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e2650a40-0382-5739-8382-6084d3330277 6084d3330277]
|at times like this i ask, "why me?"
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0135f5ce-4462-580a-8bd1-79b6dd34ea1b 79b6dd34ea1b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9515a219-4eca-5998-9cd7-e505e75cb74d e505e75cb74d]
|Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ee5de927-6687-5371-b715-cc202f8c8e9f cc202f8c8e9f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/68dde5e9-ff13-53e7-8ce6-6760413f7855 6760413f7855]
|I just bought this
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f21a9ea4-2aba-5251-bda6-693bd001ba9a 693bd001ba9a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c4447792-9ed7-5a16-a4ba-5a0d3960a7e0 5a0d3960a7e0]
|Mmm, Spider cake!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cf1b86bd-1df9-5d7f-9e48-15169d63b5b8 15169d63b5b8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fae139df-46cb-5563-a7c5-789c215895a2 789c215895a2]
|I 'M out of the acorn
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6bfe90a8-a750-5550-af4d-7beec84c40b0 7beec84c40b0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/70f5ad7d-1f38-5f57-b6c5-0493d1b974f2 0493d1b974f2]
|share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b1835f12-43b0-55fe-a6f9-902906139717 902906139717]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/deee71ab-8436-5827-a0b4-982a0d553758 982a0d553758]
|look at my new dog!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f4c10ec5-89ef-542e-9fb9-a2becd3c86f4 a2becd3c86f4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c8f604d8-e947-5ded-90f4-deeb1ef96574 deeb1ef96574]
|Sun deflation: optimal
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/afb7f6b9-d362-5124-ad22-27024dae7e2b 27024dae7e2b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c8ebca2d-3b03-5485-a8a8-03ecd637642e 03ecd637642e]
|The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a4de2d51-09a0-57cd-bfb2-ab4df3d50ab3 ab4df3d50ab3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/467fbfbb-ff1a-5150-b57c-156e72ad3027 156e72ad3027]
|only 90s kids will get this!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7463e7ae-2369-5861-b6af-ce1df3639a26 ce1df3639a26]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9e59d62d-9b6e-5ed5-87b2-df4dba675ed1 df4dba675ed1]
|Come on party people, put your hands together
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a49b7bc8-90d1-58f9-886b-65997e093103 65997e093103]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fbd029e4-d6f5-5e34-939f-e7e70d2797bd e7e70d2797bd]
|"My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/14d1617c-97ee-5123-a640-56f5699ce359 56f5699ce359]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dce32271-2700-5046-bf94-fe759fa57f81 fe759fa57f81]
|That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bc4cc8db-9481-508e-b942-8cc3d16bf1f7 8cc3d16bf1f7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f65d2a10-c33a-52ba-b66a-2d04208ae09a 2d04208ae09a]
|A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/024bde6f-3afd-5ca1-8fe3-da6fcc96d8d6 da6fcc96d8d6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8f02165f-3bdb-548f-b33c-cb5fb4df9d19 cb5fb4df9d19]
|Zeus takes his revenge
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/71ca998d-1f93-5d56-b319-c0516ec26d42 c0516ec26d42]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c840f4f0-599b-58bb-b7d5-bf39b2f7c458 bf39b2f7c458]
|The weight of life in a starry landscape
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d96e054c-c5cd-546b-b181-203257432512 203257432512]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/151273a5-3330-5afe-bd97-c7ec57f483cd c7ec57f483cd]
|this one's over 15 kt bitches!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/008d12aa-463c-5877-bff7-051511f51545 051511f51545]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/594d91d5-caee-5c0a-8512-62e698929a98 62e698929a98]
|Okay, bradford pears grow *really* fast.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a1256006-2e96-53fa-9924-4de707329608 4de707329608]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6c41aae-212c-550c-8d73-60953d13b062 60953d13b062]
|for science!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/58c5028c-9388-595f-b6ff-5e42e5e8d02d 5e42e5e8d02d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/27dcdfe9-d3d4-5274-8219-cbce6837dea2 cbce6837dea2]
|What has science done?!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/69b0b3f5-6f73-5be4-ac69-b74aa6c5177a b74aa6c5177a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a00da1d6-09c0-5525-9f41-ee9bf2c78576 ee9bf2c78576]
|Fnnnaarrrrr!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/10f81031-7bd7-5f50-a7a0-47b070d63fba 47b070d63fba]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5728f288-d95d-593a-9ae6-60e3cd8474aa 60e3cd8474aa]
|#twinsies
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f7bb9da9-6721-5057-8289-65b5a9ed1bed 65b5a9ed1bed]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d57dcc36-7c60-5ce0-9107-97c1e78b7180 97c1e78b7180]
|bURMA sHAVE!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/476faa09-915c-538a-8b03-2a115923b9b7 2a115923b9b7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fb5f62c8-afb0-5ddd-859a-99505450db33 99505450db33]
|Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d6a26a47-c68c-5f51-b978-0bbd9a042597 0bbd9a042597]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/df25cda1-ccb8-542f-9b39-37a8043efdb0 37a8043efdb0]
|Guess where I'm taking this photo from.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/193c859f-168c-50aa-b039-231d1429f670 231d1429f670]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/07555b64-39ea-53b0-b6f6-0ce482708602 0ce482708602]
|This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c8b7b9b8-c38c-585f-83f8-0314ea2bd6b5 0314ea2bd6b5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ced43671-46f4-5dc1-b124-9eda477bce11 9eda477bce11]
|#livefeed #colonoscopy
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d7fc88ca-da6a-5c47-83e6-314a5195014a 314a5195014a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/70fbb33b-e449-55eb-b7ba-3a6f54c637ca 3a6f54c637ca]
|ever get the feeling you're being watched?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a0031249-f7ea-581e-9cde-f41f84f48b3c f41f84f48b3c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9de9d721-06d3-5dff-9140-0fa0068fb260 0fa0068fb260]
|If you're brave enough...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/84a7e95d-703b-5463-9ee3-5b423c309c1b 5b423c309c1b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f1ad9795-7574-58a7-ac0b-0eb151241b5b 0eb151241b5b]
|Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/752ad591-912f-559f-9b6f-114227025b5b 114227025b5b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/aa2c2a24-917c-5b89-97ac-4ddd8d864ed6 4ddd8d864ed6]
|my time machine isn't working again! D:
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d23e362f-292f-5cd1-9d65-7b0fad56df99 7b0fad56df99]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ee28fa19-2655-54b3-9b0c-45a85e1c6500 45a85e1c6500]
|My new tattoo
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/afa7ea13-4181-5e5a-a402-9776fbd9d6c7 9776fbd9d6c7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/59d9811a-c839-57ec-800f-1ee44ab3e6c1 1ee44ab3e6c1]
|Job interview today.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/369e058a-88a5-5450-9fb2-a0266f9500d1 a0266f9500d1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c6d66290-fe4b-5ac9-9ad8-540c0d9dc845 540c0d9dc845]
|It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b3909efc-49d4-5dcf-81fd-fbbe06c5ec43 fbbe06c5ec43]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7875f43e-7523-5d45-a547-dc3a38493f7d dc3a38493f7d]
|I knew pi would lead to this
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/27ece880-ab46-528e-be97-02d72ae8e1f0 02d72ae8e1f0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9be5450d-4000-543e-ac6b-05cd69ce5480 05cd69ce5480]
|This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9598d97f-9018-5cc4-b0ab-73f367734c53 73f367734c53]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/97874fc6-bdd6-5d56-b524-d98eb1087d99 d98eb1087d99]
|It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/94a9a8e2-95d4-5b00-b2ad-bfdce06e0f96 bfdce06e0f96]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5b7d3ea9-1fb0-57b8-9364-18450393f614 18450393f614]
|so. sick. of. this. pic.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6bafc52a-7fae-530d-8a57-0063f37e93e1 0063f37e93e1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4ad2fc81-9e2e-5f72-9283-7bb7044fc42b 7bb7044fc42b]
|Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/80c91077-5d4e-5589-a9dd-f7d871ce68c0 f7d871ce68c0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/46b89545-fcf3-570e-8acc-47b87ebe144c 47b87ebe144c]
|my taco face
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/02706a9a-b176-5b95-bf80-66ea21d65c64 66ea21d65c64]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/12db9f76-9a68-5a20-ba17-936182a971c1 936182a971c1]
|Burnination? Huh?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e32312cc-e115-5507-a012-f9e4628262c7 f9e4628262c7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/52299496-70af-58b5-940c-5781eb2a46fc 5781eb2a46fc]
|I'm a wizard!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f909a427-73d2-5b78-90c2-2504521e8e51 2504521e8e51]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fd9c77f1-01e9-51ca-85cb-aebe9172c89c aebe9172c89c]
|MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4bb73518-95de-50bd-925b-c73940930b44 c73940930b44]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c6d66290-fe4b-5ac9-9ad8-540c0d9dc845 540c0d9dc845]
|This is how you get ants!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1296383a-00c8-5072-b021-d55eaf30c7df d55eaf30c7df]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/73a0e4e2-ed3a-5a4c-bb6b-96010c8f50a7 96010c8f50a7]
|our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/893d7586-eb15-55b7-b44e-b7db43efc187 b7db43efc187]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6b498ba5-8419-5359-b681-1c2de777664d 1c2de777664d]
|That'll teach them not to misspell my name at Starbucks
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e62982e7-1398-5bf8-866c-8061f6951fb7 8061f6951fb7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f18dc5b9-0fb3-58d8-96ff-44879975fb58 44879975fb58]
|Oh no! Not again.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5c97d6ff-9337-5f1b-9909-949f536fb226 949f536fb226]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/777bc37e-360f-5e1e-9201-f39499924378 f39499924378]
|"...The Aristocrats."
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9fc5af42-9df8-56c2-aab4-2ce6dd0674b1 2ce6dd0674b1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c09e84c2-53f3-5a22-92fe-2f6640a8587e 2f6640a8587e]
|...Freudian sense tingling...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7093c6d0-1bca-5138-9432-a999126151e1 a999126151e1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9c01f194-446a-5dcb-aaf6-e3e23a6a6be2 e3e23a6a6be2]
|No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7195157d-02cc-50ec-9e68-bfd4c2831cae bfd4c2831cae]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fe8a6832-8c17-57dd-91de-6070e177a059 6070e177a059]
|#Moses #riverbabies #passover y'all!!!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/586d0b45-0eed-5aac-aff7-9a2c7f19b28e 9a2c7f19b28e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f8cc323e-9206-5bc5-aea3-29d91f118e5b 29d91f118e5b]
|T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ffb03d42-6609-5cc3-9c3f-ca781ff9f7f2 ca781ff9f7f2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7b2bd1f2-2bd7-534b-bd04-68f172044127 68f172044127]
|This is twitter, right? #confused
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/84893c6d-b021-5cda-b25b-28c3cb08e19b 28c3cb08e19b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/70073341-af17-506c-a1c8-bc71003069ea bc71003069ea]
|Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/01a64ad8-3381-52b3-98c1-8882bc6f761e 8882bc6f761e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e35365e4-31f2-5056-be88-42875287a95b 42875287a95b]
|But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9e13f067-abdd-5a76-9a8e-b2ea425d5682 b2ea425d5682]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/63874dc3-d1dc-5a4b-b079-1b7de1831b3a 1b7de1831b3a]
|20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/37836dd8-d08a-5b15-bfa1-41c1ec601fc4 41c1ec601fc4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5eb318e6-edb3-525b-8e28-c65dfa097e6d c65dfa097e6d]
|I was just trying to install freebsd...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/10c0b946-1850-5a61-abdf-9e89630ddb7b 9e89630ddb7b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a98ac035-63fb-5c98-a20d-2384dc8ff723 2384dc8ff723]
|vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!! I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/46041c50-f124-5d50-9846-cf5aa1996cf3 cf5aa1996cf3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/09550293-e8ce-5e16-a152-671bce60f5a3 671bce60f5a3]
|One of those mornings...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6ce74fc9-d1ca-5f89-ba80-d67ffee294fc d67ffee294fc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d67adfc2-d32b-556f-9005-307e2dbbd6af 307e2dbbd6af]
|And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c1d3e18c-cb09-518f-803e-3aa67b7c5693 3aa67b7c5693]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bddd3c7c-937b-5063-8bce-212085ad2af5 212085ad2af5]
|I just joined the Kite Kite Kite!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/82abc8d1-4e2b-50e4-9ca4-86f10646efe1 86f10646efe1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5a451d23-675d-5ef1-aeee-be3c62aac59a be3c62aac59a]
|*Tips fedora*
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/25ea79f9-d5d6-5e88-bdca-f9b0a3f53dc0 f9b0a3f53dc0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/28005c88-821f-5d00-8065-3303a3961e6c 3303a3961e6c]
|Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c68e2033-0508-5528-b0ac-13b9fdcd02e2 13b9fdcd02e2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c76eb7fb-b10a-5d7a-ba0b-b62182579a00 b62182579a00]
|Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cf9a7a2e-49b7-535d-980b-cce6ffe1494b cce6ffe1494b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ec5a6655-6dee-5a4f-b41d-22ba96dde335 22ba96dde335]
|I can take photos with my teeth!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/59418806-6566-534e-84b0-b1fbd9d41ffa b1fbd9d41ffa]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dd6305cf-ff02-5030-ae8b-6edacc5d1f07 6edacc5d1f07]
|Ugh, i'll never understand art.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8bdead6d-838d-590f-9e80-b8f353e1d7d7 b8f353e1d7d7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/314a3fc4-2615-5521-acd0-36adf11825ee 36adf11825ee]
|Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b41c5cfe-562c-542b-8aeb-614ce5b93224 614ce5b93224]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dce32271-2700-5046-bf94-fe759fa57f81 fe759fa57f81]
|results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a7908f29-88b7-5576-ab5f-de65d9e9fbb0 de65d9e9fbb0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d802e586-ecae-584b-92fd-a53b48798e38 a53b48798e38]
|Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/54f84439-c0ee-5324-8abc-09eff4fc1b97 09eff4fc1b97]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/20f86b5e-15e6-5257-8ef9-2f5139fdda6c 2f5139fdda6c]
|Hey guys, watch this
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c812c64a-d269-5def-af43-8ab3543d866a 8ab3543d866a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/73fe2e40-eeb1-5555-81de-7082cadbff02 7082cadbff02]
|Go home Dumbledore. You're Drunk
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e40316b0-fbec-5e10-9110-2ef2b13ba97c 2ef2b13ba97c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1fe205ba-ae07-542a-b566-b53b86fe4a3f b53b86fe4a3f]
|John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9149b029-d1fe-5d02-9e86-4b18e47619ad 4b18e47619ad]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e205ebdb-cb13-5675-a685-171695ad3649 171695ad3649]
|He thought 'chutes were for the insecure
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/10851ede-eebf-5eba-903a-d1ee75e710f7 d1ee75e710f7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/de6540b2-4809-50ed-9a55-7fa6c1b8f1cf 7fa6c1b8f1cf]
|I hate waking up from a really good dream
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1b137763-5c80-5dc0-aaf0-7509f9142e17 7509f9142e17]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/00b8b9da-7892-5265-9251-91254334143f 91254334143f]
|The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/273f4696-f8ca-5966-a23e-11920e26bf25 11920e26bf25]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/113a102c-3254-57cd-a2ad-20e7c75274b4 20e7c75274b4]
|I don't know
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8fd78133-325a-53d9-929c-f5fb1b39e171 f5fb1b39e171]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/244bc06c-ab79-5537-b215-aa9b5fad0ac1 aa9b5fad0ac1]
|I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9ea86292-058a-5502-bf4c-9ad71f96e53e 9ad71f96e53e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/761d477b-1def-5099-b273-d67cfc2d428e d67cfc2d428e]
|when you give a chicken hgh, weird things happen.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/053a0f06-98d6-5345-8f2c-4a0ebb66787a 4a0ebb66787a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/96e93c76-b293-5c9e-a919-8a816f82755d 8a816f82755d]
|WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/82a917ea-081d-537b-a9d5-746150cadab3 746150cadab3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6fb2ca0-4fdd-5b0e-ab32-11711fa18fc1 11711fa18fc1]
|My parents took away my phone privileges
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ce221506-6ec4-56a0-a154-c7e34271efac c7e34271efac]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fd2e6ff6-830c-5062-8872-c4a098af0ce3 c4a098af0ce3]
|Triumph. Pure triumph.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e3ea8cc0-eff9-5e21-bb56-228898ac2183 228898ac2183]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c6d66290-fe4b-5ac9-9ad8-540c0d9dc845 540c0d9dc845]
|why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d0e248cd-2d8b-57a7-816a-43c8bd4627ad 43c8bd4627ad]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/49d56c36-5ad2-5486-b67e-c60d80479dce c60d80479dce]
|The ents met the triffids
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e5f12707-30a5-533d-ac88-dad225735981 dad225735981]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/99a26261-ca1a-5924-be6f-42e5ebc4c98f 42e5ebc4c98f]
|AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/663669e4-3075-52f8-a078-d46739ea4e33 d46739ea4e33]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4ae705e0-db7d-5c34-a219-5884dc3b4efe 5884dc3b4efe]
|I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/451b2c0c-f18e-5b23-8f7e-c04098dac0cc c04098dac0cc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1cc8203d-7f3b-5ba3-b245-6f396a0a1b7c 6f396a0a1b7c]
|Our proudest moment
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5993cf13-420b-534c-97b6-c9c1484fe3f3 c9c1484fe3f3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/12db9f76-9a68-5a20-ba17-936182a971c1 936182a971c1]
|OMG! Kittens!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4df7fc56-c329-5589-af3a-3ce5a2c87bce 3ce5a2c87bce]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c84915e5-220f-51dc-ba92-7552328dd081 7552328dd081]
|Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d24a47d4-0529-5bc5-a9da-aea4529e0d91 aea4529e0d91]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a77295fe-640e-5568-aef2-4c487298214a 4c487298214a]
|Happy Birthday!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/63e67eda-5bb1-50b8-9967-a9fe9834a1d0 a9fe9834a1d0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b73837a8-0e78-57f8-9666-fb464a1d5287 fb464a1d5287]
|Space from my window
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3967e319-32a0-5572-a8ef-2cb0d838213f 2cb0d838213f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1115115b-d4a7-520e-80fa-bfe766b7ab8e bfe766b7ab8e]
|this plot is odd.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c0aed26f-de43-54f0-808d-655c3ece41e2 655c3ece41e2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f2e47d03-7459-5d24-a870-1c4ca7d93623 1c4ca7d93623]
|it's like rain on your wedding day!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9d1bfe0e-e7c1-540b-8c4e-6a1b31e220fc 6a1b31e220fc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fc8912be-280f-5f20-b251-d685eca93f95 d685eca93f95]
|SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e7c3890b-daea-54a4-b1d9-9944601123d6 9944601123d6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2c119077-1544-521a-bb59-696df2f1a0c0 696df2f1a0c0]
|Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2b922adf-2a93-5fc5-9ddd-02da7e6d0c04 02da7e6d0c04]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1d8be174-6754-5dcb-99bc-d7b2b76fdd04 d7b2b76fdd04]
|Safety: it's more like 'Guidelines'
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/96bf7983-7ed1-5392-9623-da4e5e2e78b8 da4e5e2e78b8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/65952605-a85c-5b9b-9b58-134353a025ed 134353a025ed]
|oompa loompa diggeti doo
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/68225a3e-3eaa-5f0b-97da-dfca6cef3365 dfca6cef3365]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a49f5062-4cbf-5167-b3f0-71c5ad78f712 71c5ad78f712]
|Threaten large birds... check.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6d4f4c0a-6437-5ef3-acae-385aebd64231 385aebd64231]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6e2b9f07-c3fb-5e62-ba6e-7b6d6ac883c8 7b6d6ac883c8]
|This photo was taken from my basement
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0aa7e884-1082-5e4b-9310-02dee3bff792 02dee3bff792]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0dc8834d-db80-58d6-b9c1-b89e4a15a0b5 b89e4a15a0b5]
|Asteroids hate him!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cb857744-1eea-5deb-95eb-cdd956e3e1ab cdd956e3e1ab]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ce637d23-1a4c-5ef2-a2c2-f8dc0e0b0070 f8dc0e0b0070]
|drill baby drill!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7a29169e-dbee-5dd9-adf1-dbe10b11a284 dbe10b11a284]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/638ddc20-2f4e-5f95-8f2f-6e32eb14a3d7 6e32eb14a3d7]
|i love a good featureless white void
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5c2c0762-4348-5004-b66a-615196003ff8 615196003ff8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/11b676e3-a77b-5ffa-9240-150721cee207 150721cee207]
|Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c66aca8f-c0ac-59f1-ab2f-0b9ccb954237 0b9ccb954237]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ee81cbf2-b0ab-53c2-92bc-601c1a8b1e45 601c1a8b1e45]
|I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9fb17618-d395-588b-96d3-ed9dd0256636 ed9dd0256636]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1951db71-450c-51ac-aca4-886059d27e86 886059d27e86]
|Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3a840716-8e56-5405-a21b-b2bd833a9ae7 b2bd833a9ae7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/492476dc-c3d8-5aed-98aa-5fc353538678 5fc353538678]
|OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a1432052-05ac-5c34-ad3f-bc198298a635 bc198298a635]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/05452407-2642-56dc-a82d-04db02985a80 04db02985a80]
|Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/aa5e8592-2eab-5e03-9ee3-855b646074ab 855b646074ab]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4f5a2e62-cd3b-513a-87e2-a6b4a2789be0 a6b4a2789be0]
|Made in god's own image, yessiree!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7e07a04d-7ead-55a2-9188-231db765cc05 231db765cc05]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/af9571a1-e073-5d64-9d3d-1834cd25085e 1834cd25085e]
|3 year olds first lego experience
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e6c40b8a-fb68-5826-b13f-e96c44f8d60e e96c44f8d60e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6acb33b1-7166-5f91-963d-6b39dc0f0c25 6b39dc0f0c25]
|I wish I could ride in a balloon
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8334957c-84ae-57e2-bfff-e6a0093a2363 e6a0093a2363]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f7d9d4e8-b16e-5aa5-b9cc-b877166e5cc9 b877166e5cc9]
|just playing with my pet
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c55f6f99-14b4-5280-9bee-2fae9339f8e7 2fae9339f8e7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d8a99146-f78a-59ec-88f4-4a4f78a6d660 4a4f78a6d660]
|how can mirrors be real if your eyes aren't real?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bb93ea41-cd2c-5d0c-9718-f76a31599c22 f76a31599c22]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7c4198fb-1c83-58a0-a06f-2367d29a0deb 2367d29a0deb]
|It's the little things
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/65e907c1-2a1d-5d96-a399-e2169e5616ba e2169e5616ba]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dc85d58e-b55c-56b0-a761-77e76741b491 77e76741b491]
|forgot to turn the oven off!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0ef00403-6e45-5509-8b06-508f0c69caa8 508f0c69caa8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/20d540d9-0882-5444-be16-c39c1a728f10 c39c1a728f10]
|Spring has sprang
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/088071e4-ea98-5b3d-a7ba-c8d68eb83fcb c8d68eb83fcb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1f8a773f-aa40-52e3-95d0-5f0b248137c3 5f0b248137c3]
|Copernicus: The early years
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6d0cfa49-3363-5bbe-88c9-a0909c816e87 a0909c816e87]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/72eb6ef2-9a43-5e32-81f2-654bbc9c2f25 654bbc9c2f25]
|oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0623dcde-cb10-54f9-b4e1-9b50f51bdff6 9b50f51bdff6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/00b8b9da-7892-5265-9251-91254334143f 91254334143f]
|Oops.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e475fa34-dd19-586c-8d83-2a6e59dd16f4 2a6e59dd16f4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c4447792-9ed7-5a16-a4ba-5a0d3960a7e0 5a0d3960a7e0]
|We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/30ed5f1c-92f5-5d1b-a750-81b14419e779 81b14419e779]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6af49a34-9604-5339-8634-daa6cb4c0e97 daa6cb4c0e97]
|Come with me on a journey into time and space
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/15ebd1f8-c33c-5621-87b2-4690f05e6c56 4690f05e6c56]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1cdb91d1-df4b-51d4-a776-52cc59d726af 52cc59d726af]
|On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6caa825d-b4b3-5dd8-b0b3-8d8ff19c8e8b 8d8ff19c8e8b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e8b3783d-c086-5b30-a96c-8ae3f2cc6623 8ae3f2cc6623]
|we'll take the next one #CasualRacism
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/19ee0175-725a-52da-9521-337edd2c77f3 337edd2c77f3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6083bd4-1196-5f8a-a059-7c29fe125de7 7c29fe125de7]
|I got this in the mail today
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/728e80e3-c1c2-5555-b1b9-d5ac2cebc930 d5ac2cebc930]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ea213f88-0768-5b68-b914-0a1fdbb68c6e 0a1fdbb68c6e]
|The last person to be surprised by a selfie
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c85af3e6-50b0-582b-a1ef-9b17c1afc3f8 9b17c1afc3f8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/54e518a4-0999-58ba-94ad-614897f63d5e 614897f63d5e]
|Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8ee405c3-7447-578e-b182-c6c7aa59cf03 c6c7aa59cf03]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bd348ed9-7ab6-599a-b0ae-c836c8d6d3e8 c836c8d6d3e8]
|Wait for it...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2b12efe3-b86c-579f-9026-1798b5b6c483 1798b5b6c483]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b2a645d0-a736-5ce1-92ff-bc52e95506cb bc52e95506cb]
|I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cd9ad9c9-adeb-5261-8daf-d03ea896731b d03ea896731b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6636a3e8-f787-5a04-8406-c6fe3b6798a5 c6fe3b6798a5]
|AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9bdfb797-0a12-51cd-bf38-52e6a1af9ecf 52e6a1af9ecf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4b0e312d-da90-56c4-b4fe-796b8671f890 796b8671f890]
|this was my inspiration
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4b6acd20-2f33-526e-bc81-54ae201c2583 54ae201c2583]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/345a1cb1-230e-5b2d-80cb-0910c5681d44 0910c5681d44]
|Da_FEELS###!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e06ff852-1dc5-5f03-8cd2-2cbfd4688b86 2cbfd4688b86]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1111c504-9ee8-5080-9809-e31b4f8d0d7d e31b4f8d0d7d]
|It is never safe.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c6e66331-d503-5ef3-91b6-82913f4530a3 82913f4530a3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e6bef302-21d8-5891-9ecb-a9ffa38001f9 a9ffa38001f9]
|Muahahahahahah
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/53ef263f-6d83-5128-ba2b-3eef09e6f3e1 3eef09e6f3e1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/05aefa51-b0df-548c-b250-c14f6abe6f06 c14f6abe6f06]
|i'll never get tired of this.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fafaae68-93b2-54c8-a7c2-6e5c05c40a94 6e5c05c40a94]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/54ccb3ef-d071-55b5-b809-b18f4833dfc9 b18f4833dfc9]
|I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/17aca06f-ef78-5364-88fc-d9e3febb7bd3 d9e3febb7bd3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/12d5f9fa-bc26-5697-806e-700cdaba58ad 700cdaba58ad]
|this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/102f15b5-c048-532d-a6ae-9820d0de6d9f 9820d0de6d9f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9c6c0448-4041-5d13-910f-b9d5949f285a b9d5949f285a]
|Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5d95ed91-5bd1-5d95-b6fe-a544c3ebc4b1 a544c3ebc4b1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f1fa6aa9-6519-555e-ab9d-05b4175d28e1 05b4175d28e1]
|look ma, no hands!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2735c402-2a79-56d8-9b8f-0dd607ab012f 0dd607ab012f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/695e9579-3f0c-5e29-bdc4-ea5bd9ac43f3 ea5bd9ac43f3]
|engage!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/746524eb-1713-5c22-b556-46c244818103 46c244818103]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/542980c4-5bb5-522b-91d7-cc179047dab0 cc179047dab0]
|These cravings will never stop
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/46090c9e-58e0-5cca-aa9b-efdaca97b62a efdaca97b62a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/41daf252-2893-56ae-b336-ed9b0f670049 ed9b0f670049]
|<3 hanging out with saruman
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b8539a6c-65bd-57a5-a92d-56f850c6031e 56f850c6031e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a19a1c3c-f2bc-515a-8431-7c18e3db8a64 7c18e3db8a64]
|Flying fish had no affect on it
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/21484a3c-1342-557d-a0a1-29aafdb8016e 29aafdb8016e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/049d588b-ccc4-52c5-a545-77ed0a75923a 77ed0a75923a]
|my new boss
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d2e8351f-1714-5b6c-8abc-9d763584bdfc 9d763584bdfc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/50013b8c-4912-5469-b223-d1432b2e1c65 d1432b2e1c65]
|whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6f421407-ae3a-5c6e-8618-2ef145613d8b 2ef145613d8b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/de67401a-582c-59bc-946e-94c5a6c60bf0 94c5a6c60bf0]
|I think I need new glasses.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8d76885b-d71b-5f1c-8a16-6bbb4f1e1800 6bbb4f1e1800]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dd807049-ae30-5fef-aa81-c167057ebd58 c167057ebd58]
|The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f44c161d-41cd-59a0-a7cb-15d7a5dfac34 15d7a5dfac34]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7ab38d5b-5441-5c1f-a2bc-e0ce298f4750 e0ce298f4750]
|I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5c0affd9-1b1a-5b87-8fd6-a2e23215e05e a2e23215e05e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9c94d58e-ff2f-5850-bd8f-0e367b191f42 0e367b191f42]
|Use the force responsibly.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8a7b26a2-902f-5206-9bb6-b75e48f39f71 b75e48f39f71]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/83a26d74-0aa5-5133-8a9d-f1c486c6819b f1c486c6819b]
|The basis for fast and furious 13.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e4e73d3c-1634-527f-875e-7f880b411961 7f880b411961]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/188862ea-289c-5a46-9917-9dc300ca8fbd 9dc300ca8fbd]
|Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8492f02a-90ce-5974-b48b-9ef499f291fc 9ef499f291fc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1b6a1819-c233-5915-84e3-2ae0fbc732d2 2ae0fbc732d2]
|So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ef53d007-7ac3-55e8-b452-3aab08b3b02f 3aab08b3b02f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d3576cc1-16f9-523f-a4b7-51e9bbe4fecd 51e9bbe4fecd]
|whoops GPS error
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9c2c45e6-b02f-5e63-bdec-e578a4bd4015 e578a4bd4015]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9e3113eb-c67d-5e0e-9e54-14ee7faa729a 14ee7faa729a]
|#DARE to #DREAM
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cc4797cc-2ee8-56e1-8f06-5edff286476f 5edff286476f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/05fcc8ff-912a-5142-9c2f-f72d7871223f f72d7871223f]
|they said be careful, we said yolo
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/587262cb-755d-5fa5-9337-bf53aee30047 bf53aee30047]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e8859f8f-3ad1-5283-bc1b-a5dac3645d9c a5dac3645d9c]
|the floor is made of lava. send help.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2eed50b9-ef06-59ad-87b3-5c506c5a2a94 5c506c5a2a94]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a53328e1-892d-59ee-8bee-6c6706cf5ef0 6c6706cf5ef0]
|My four other heads and I are counting on your vote!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4e0ca3ff-db88-5576-9f3c-5ad329b28ddd 5ad329b28ddd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/445d3127-001d-558c-bde9-13e8c12da851 13e8c12da851]
|it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c723bf6a-0fb2-53b2-83da-76ed3065cc9a 76ed3065cc9a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/638ddc20-2f4e-5f95-8f2f-6e32eb14a3d7 6e32eb14a3d7]
|Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9a00633b-9606-5e77-a37a-d112d45147d8 d112d45147d8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0b638146-14f3-5a3d-b92f-696cb737669b 696cb737669b]
|about to die lol
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9f89f824-e2b1-5bc0-abc1-50a64bdabd28 50a64bdabd28]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cfe4f745-185d-567a-91c0-1d8a0d2e6317 1d8a0d2e6317]
|#gps be like
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3e8cda1a-b690-52ee-aa09-cc7a86b93160 cc7a86b93160]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5870d0b1-954a-52ba-9d53-b940eaff82f1 b940eaff82f1]
|Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/da6223fb-ae7a-561c-b68a-55f7ddd728cf 55f7ddd728cf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1111c504-9ee8-5080-9809-e31b4f8d0d7d e31b4f8d0d7d]
|Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a018f2c7-5a0d-5ae2-b5cc-6e5ca0950bf1 6e5ca0950bf1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/64edf960-2fd5-5aa9-b217-2421a8b1ba8d 2421a8b1ba8d]
|"I am So. Much. More."
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d9f6d04d-f583-507f-ac8a-e5c5eaca05d4 e5c5eaca05d4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0a9fa446-482f-5ca1-b651-6d3bab8fa9cd 6d3bab8fa9cd]
|I can has cheezburger?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f8c3664b-87de-5061-9b9b-8dd3f019956a 8dd3f019956a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ae89fd97-40ec-5364-abc2-f6cfad7bb0e1 f6cfad7bb0e1]
|#BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f7af35b5-b19e-5bb9-b4ff-b7d219b4a730 b7d219b4a730]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b997ab98-18ef-51a8-ac37-4ce7ef19a9b0 4ce7ef19a9b0]
|Would you like to play a game?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/21aaad06-7d19-5c24-bcbe-411e814d809d 411e814d809d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dc61826c-a31a-5408-9941-6d4374896e8a 6d4374896e8a]
|So... those were real
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2ad8e712-e0a4-51ec-8b14-1c90fa372e37 1c90fa372e37]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a3af7cb4-5b87-5bf3-9c36-c3d55f5ed151 c3d55f5ed151]
|what's a lens cap?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f390040b-c68f-5877-94dc-8df42d44a78e 8df42d44a78e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f729d050-5e8f-5bf0-8962-37b45655015e 37b45655015e]
|When pandas have nightmares
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7e24a9a8-0ff9-5c46-b305-e2a8c163de33 e2a8c163de33]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/60ee4bad-f55a-58b8-abcc-52553e122c5c 52553e122c5c]
|YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/30ed96de-ca83-5d62-8134-e3577c53d19c e3577c53d19c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e58abca7-64ae-5799-b063-15d876b5083d 15d876b5083d]
|TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/63cfa26d-8379-54e3-8bba-2d8643565540 2d8643565540]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f14e85e4-0b6b-515c-a309-ad84df3b19fb ad84df3b19fb]
|flying car - it is now officially the future
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8edbee10-241a-51b6-9f83-e75fe0dfbde9 e75fe0dfbde9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e898be93-a6c3-5553-8f52-1803157899e5 1803157899e5]
|terminal velocity is a myth
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fa3b45d7-d18c-5d23-839b-f63b15bb969f f63b15bb969f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0e81742f-115b-50ce-8dca-26f932f7b668 26f932f7b668]
|Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/afd15924-cc14-53df-a139-fc58dd532918 fc58dd532918]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/67d55b8b-c477-57b3-8a1e-e715dc9ea337 e715dc9ea337]
|GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6665f96e-b22d-5f3e-827f-af9b1447a8c5 af9b1447a8c5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f65d2a10-c33a-52ba-b66a-2d04208ae09a 2d04208ae09a]
|Does my eye look bloodshot?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4aed995e-bf0c-5b32-af53-c3991e4c2b75 c3991e4c2b75]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b98e576d-c7a0-53da-abd1-1c3f5ad3a188 1c3f5ad3a188]
|My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0625283b-8a97-5c60-9137-52589abbf370 52589abbf370]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b5f8de82-5b57-5723-98aa-76ca58e573df 76ca58e573df]
|almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4b44a344-f804-5d82-ad7b-462a4f7fa787 462a4f7fa787]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e8fb11fa-892e-50b2-83b5-bced584e8b7e bced584e8b7e]
|Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1ff21174-403e-5ece-b74f-b93badb26fc8 b93badb26fc8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7c1409a5-10a8-5408-b152-66f04b48ba96 66f04b48ba96]
|cthulu wants what cthulu wants
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3fb6e2c6-c049-51e3-a400-4da65004de92 4da65004de92]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7f6b0a88-62cf-56d4-b96a-0aad58292649 0aad58292649]
|Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/83785fab-f653-55ec-a466-3a1b3e547f98 3a1b3e547f98]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bec6a785-5fbe-5894-8d0d-cdd5e6281e09 cdd5e6281e09]
|school's out!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/59848add-1338-5960-b195-ba47c84dfb49 ba47c84dfb49]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5e1328e6-8cec-5ed6-b7de-95fd495595b4 95fd495595b4]
|damned ninjas
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/48ddc27e-870e-5b8b-a0c4-50dd51f3ea62 50dd51f3ea62]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a3ecf873-b848-5b86-ba3b-2f83a05e1a92 2f83a05e1a92]
|oh I feel a yearning so bad
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/53ebb30c-d5dd-561f-b846-24cfee3cbd5e 24cfee3cbd5e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f50e7f06-f1ea-5060-900a-62abd7c005ee 62abd7c005ee]
|In my dreams I'm always strong
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bcaa683f-e8da-5f3a-9226-88b661a17b89 88b661a17b89]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c3f0b62d-3b85-57c7-885f-32f92e302f64 32f92e302f64]
|with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2b2d051c-2c00-54e4-81b8-0f1b65b6e793 0f1b65b6e793]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7d2d17ee-a2bc-570e-ac38-991f9cbfe479 991f9cbfe479]
|#Worstweekever
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/453eab0c-48c7-5848-8985-ecc89b4cf1bd ecc89b4cf1bd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e37f6b21-aa9e-5ff1-bf34-2a9299a8355e 2a9299a8355e]
|See a carrot deflate a pool ball
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/16150130-4af2-5f97-9970-67ac73dd98da 67ac73dd98da]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c68cca71-637c-5a02-9918-b4092a5d952a b4092a5d952a]
|SIDE GOER 4
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/afd478bf-edfb-5271-a6b4-c3a1583b1b74 c3a1583b1b74]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5a96e75c-5be8-58cd-b731-a9acb7116fa2 a9acb7116fa2]
|WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d77c4f00-40ce-504d-a87e-a2da206b19f7 a2da206b19f7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9a24bebd-94db-578b-8fae-7fddc5e896a0 7fddc5e896a0]
|Aww, honey, don't cry...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b5e3c6be-b270-5e3f-a01b-f68b53e073a1 f68b53e073a1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b9cef57c-7403-51d6-ba53-654bee00b4af 654bee00b4af]
|#bedhead
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ec8c16e9-10d9-54ac-9ef0-c23f1b695c96 c23f1b695c96]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c6d66290-fe4b-5ac9-9ad8-540c0d9dc845 540c0d9dc845]
|Worth it for the karma.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7d2b41a3-201f-5fda-9257-8501ef472d75 8501ef472d75]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1d980133-298c-5787-b95a-5bc8196cb57d 5bc8196cb57d]
|Mari-OH
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/73c377d8-f8fe-5900-adfc-c0c525f8f277 c0c525f8f277]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2719eed7-9549-519d-9b1c-02b6b68f5ff7 02b6b68f5ff7]
|my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3dfee66c-ef52-5f6f-979c-e858ac09a3ef e858ac09a3ef]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/954cc928-df0f-53e3-bf10-b17375079f66 b17375079f66]
|In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/07a33954-3c4c-58c4-8491-f698c755c1b2 f698c755c1b2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/de1e8beb-7245-52c4-997b-233afc11fdb4 233afc11fdb4]
|Step 1: Jump the shark.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/04aa2b6e-3659-57c8-b992-9b2588429d18 9b2588429d18]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/176e2ada-7e51-5167-9f2a-123bbfd66a33 123bbfd66a33]
|hello darkness my old friend
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7a852232-483b-5c5a-b565-7a306df48671 7a306df48671]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a061ea30-5f34-51b3-983e-9563183869ae 9563183869ae]
|Ow.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d32d2e57-16a7-500c-b6aa-e00e1a3afc3f e00e1a3afc3f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2fa14748-25e9-57b4-9f25-dfc441e614d6 dfc441e614d6]
|whiskers expecting a new friend :)
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8c5cb9e5-537c-5363-b2bf-9758c39a3523 9758c39a3523]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b9f64400-2f46-54e9-9818-9fc5e66c0884 9fc5e66c0884]
|This man must not realize that it is the whole building moving up and down, not the elevator.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/23e63743-b564-5cd9-9c92-f0c6c3eab521 f0c6c3eab521]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e2650a40-0382-5739-8382-6084d3330277 6084d3330277]
|Artistic recreation from new fossil find
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9d8ba241-347f-53c7-bb65-844823bd13d0 844823bd13d0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b98793be-2888-5b08-bd74-da4959d6ad66 da4959d6ad66]
|Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b5a19d60-ede0-5cb0-9eca-da7f1ece2647 da7f1ece2647]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e59d731d-5f5c-54ab-8413-dcb2bdc6e622 dcb2bdc6e622]
|Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/67deb7b7-d806-5fff-bf20-f00f2435d8e1 f00f2435d8e1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ae599153-4197-5e85-8c24-8a5f2942c127 8a5f2942c127]
|Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fb514664-b5bf-5f1d-96d9-871563af8c2c 871563af8c2c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/df34579e-ab6f-5d26-96d9-21576a2682e2 21576a2682e2]
|To the victor go the spoils.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0fa13a2b-78af-56a5-b1c4-b1521b25b18f b1521b25b18f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/907d70fa-c195-5cc1-9f8c-81433abbc0dd 81433abbc0dd]
|I will take that one please
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b2e16299-5f62-52f2-99a5-e7f059f95674 e7f059f95674]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ca4e27ee-60c3-58c3-b087-02cd1184af7c 02cd1184af7c]
|sad cow is sad
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d915ae4f-9ec1-5b4b-b7bf-0c23f13491d0 0c23f13491d0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f3d6682e-8eb8-5ca4-b199-1d28bd672f5d 1d28bd672f5d]
|My clothes need a wash...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/39195fd8-a245-5c0d-9146-7a5f180c257a 7a5f180c257a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ee28fa19-2655-54b3-9b0c-45a85e1c6500 45a85e1c6500]
|Tamper-Proof
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4fdb4c05-bba9-5fb1-a61d-322451021039 322451021039]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/afd2bc13-36df-5ad3-814b-f38be88b9cec f38be88b9cec]
|Watch me develop an entirely useless skill #butitsfun
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a1e106d9-2e4c-5a23-a327-dbe6588364f5 dbe6588364f5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d0297556-b73d-5d4b-afbe-8c222bf9812b 8c222bf9812b]
|I sentence you to deliciousness!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9b8e4622-9efe-5b0b-b9ca-e2ce8d42f627 e2ce8d42f627]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d233f3f2-edb7-5ce2-ac15-e0919501a2b7 e0919501a2b7]
|Just one of those days
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a4d6045e-f16c-5050-acd3-728c0d5fd9e2 728c0d5fd9e2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bcc961d2-6d79-510a-9aed-e5a90d576045 e5a90d576045]
|Stop stalin and make up your mind
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b4124c28-719d-5aba-9903-a7940e1fa195 a7940e1fa195]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/eb15c40b-6e41-582a-a858-ed8fed54a40e ed8fed54a40e]
|nobody knows the trouble i've seen
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c9216d9c-4f81-5a4b-b7a3-d71e2dd138ff d71e2dd138ff]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5b989837-2e79-56e8-9ee7-03fb6cbd1dd1 03fb6cbd1dd1]
|Are you kidding me?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4c923ad8-4376-5912-bb8c-97c337a8cd07 97c337a8cd07]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/26040b33-90e6-50b0-a339-160d21c59873 160d21c59873]
|in theathers, close to you
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4930a928-f019-57d6-b41f-fe539d74634f fe539d74634f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cfe4f745-185d-567a-91c0-1d8a0d2e6317 1d8a0d2e6317]
|Is there really any point? FML
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8a9b9518-f9cf-548a-bf34-5572a16f09f6 5572a16f09f6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fda63e06-e177-5e16-a90d-b3b3c866ccae b3b3c866ccae]
|yo anybody seen my dog, responds to "sauron"
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/da0b9053-99ce-586a-970a-526b5dfe179c 526b5dfe179c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9c6c0448-4041-5d13-910f-b9d5949f285a b9d5949f285a]
|inner city air conditioning
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/67d6f61e-b906-55ec-8de8-cc2cfce1c49d cc2cfce1c49d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/50e8ac10-3bbb-5f5e-a7fe-516a9ccdc425 516a9ccdc425]
|Don't inhale!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/021e9358-e763-541a-9f31-35700db037f5 35700db037f5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fe9e9e37-f198-50a5-870c-e2f6212df0f5 e2f6212df0f5]
|This is what i had for breakfast
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1df9bade-ab2e-5787-b712-11902a6503e9 11902a6503e9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1d8be174-6754-5dcb-99bc-d7b2b76fdd04 d7b2b76fdd04]
|What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f727d321-4930-595e-b94a-68f9c87af08d 68f9c87af08d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fef24b5f-7f76-5b0b-8c9f-645031adce2c 645031adce2c]
|Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3da2e1bc-b0ec-5790-a0d7-257c2f24ec4c 257c2f24ec4c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/da45ae87-4199-5a82-973e-5df678ccff3b 5df678ccff3b]
|Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7f50dc6f-14ca-5c2e-9fb5-889c86164749 889c86164749]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4c50ab30-0867-54d0-b8a8-e6966f356be2 e6966f356be2]
|The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cb88f64d-4972-5312-8ffa-c6507631180a c6507631180a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/211d4d66-4a18-5296-9d8e-a2250171b45e a2250171b45e]
|Black begins and wins.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7ffe9e16-d6f3-5305-9dab-5f6ea162cce4 5f6ea162cce4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3ead5aa6-ef77-5b51-8a40-b3f5fe3d25b1 b3f5fe3d25b1]
|Thelma and louise was reaaaaaallll
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/eded2d5a-a336-56dd-9f13-81c3da8ba96d 81c3da8ba96d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e45a9f24-254e-57ca-b457-0c40e56c643a 0c40e56c643a]
|"Space duckin'" By led blimp
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d40acf18-3ab4-567d-9ef0-aa2fef574137 aa2fef574137]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d4dcebc6-9f5e-5aad-b121-75cbe8e0e9a9 75cbe8e0e9a9]
|Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/23a3f1bf-bc07-581d-9e61-acaecd20cca8 acaecd20cca8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/961299e3-d214-50da-9788-2e1b33b78b7a 2e1b33b78b7a]
|Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9ec0eb7c-66e7-5257-9148-61829a457ad8 61829a457ad8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/22ed558b-b817-52ab-9bed-e1ddeaf7d3c0 e1ddeaf7d3c0]
|Fulfilling western ideals!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/75dbfe6b-17d4-50ea-bf85-038f1c053a09 038f1c053a09]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ddf1e4cc-5b8b-5eb1-87f8-da0b380eb06e da0b380eb06e]
|MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/49b01963-3167-5157-9cfa-8d97f5536659 8d97f5536659]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ad85a97b-02a2-5ec2-a4a3-bc1a28e826bd bc1a28e826bd]
|My server cooling system.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/701dc300-36f4-5870-8b65-0b6b01461dfa 0b6b01461dfa]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/445d3127-001d-558c-bde9-13e8c12da851 13e8c12da851]
|IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/26ff0a12-a3fd-5879-b9ea-186b7f907602 186b7f907602]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c8010504-019f-559b-ad80-e4b5a6e9ab00 e4b5a6e9ab00]
|my neighbor got a job as a watchmaker. He stands around all day making faces!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fd693f89-e4c0-5ce7-9f24-1cdf41e4d233 1cdf41e4d233]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6443994d-647a-5090-bc9b-e83db656dd53 e83db656dd53]
|[user was banned for this text]
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/84b7bee2-3962-5695-af2c-8c832b13b7a1 8c832b13b7a1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bb6ac3fc-36af-5da3-b8c7-73a05e1d5a91 73a05e1d5a91]
|Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d7714174-3928-55ae-9f4e-06aa8c342c86 06aa8c342c86]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9be5450d-4000-543e-ac6b-05cd69ce5480 05cd69ce5480]
|New haircut!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f9e7f937-08f0-5d5d-81f6-61913d1cb488 61913d1cb488]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4fc69a94-a851-5056-bdbd-5e9d018dcbc9 5e9d018dcbc9]
|Check out my new sonic oc!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/eadec9d2-31e9-5801-bb2b-3387a2e47abf 3387a2e47abf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f7c0946a-8df8-5ea7-aa30-e08bbb290e90 e08bbb290e90]
|i'm just surprised it took this long.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fd13af0c-865d-5b61-8498-c320398f313b c320398f313b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6d02e156-83cf-5125-8cf3-da575741cc3b da575741cc3b]
|New Super Mario bros in real life!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1607a87d-a857-5c3c-a6cd-a05b4abd6c76 a05b4abd6c76]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2f01b821-0c1a-5ec9-b45e-931fbf1515d4 931fbf1515d4]
|Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5ca9b3dc-8767-50b7-82a0-6afc2259519d 6afc2259519d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4018c459-16ad-5da8-bf60-ef8fb19fc8b7 ef8fb19fc8b7]
|I thought of it, and it happened
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/099a9a1a-d8cd-5dc0-9e6d-8bd62f31e5cc 8bd62f31e5cc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/17e4d9e0-80b3-5195-9b78-b4cc62c6ce6e b4cc62c6ce6e]
|reverse microwave oven
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ed6b608c-f883-5554-b213-1720a170807d 1720a170807d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2d60d25c-3a1c-52de-8ff6-3ee046556162 3ee046556162]
|my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/60729dff-c869-5f61-a27a-7a0597966385 7a0597966385]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/85b36755-f310-5e70-b122-e1d5b224cad6 e1d5b224cad6]
|PARKOUR IN ACTION
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/85a2e36a-e2fe-5f58-9a67-a8ba4dec2be8 a8ba4dec2be8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/aa572967-5ae9-5453-8c63-1b2ba4d7ccf8 1b2ba4d7ccf8]
|#bornthisway
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9736c55f-7457-5e91-a8bd-aeb5073a03f3 aeb5073a03f3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/816cf950-752b-522f-ae4e-1cbd4410b0c5 1cbd4410b0c5]
|intertial reference frame, activate!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bf70e021-b6da-5256-a28a-7798551839bc 7798551839bc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6ddbc7f-0b31-5c57-a3aa-e2c498d26ea4 e2c498d26ea4]
|Just a little more to the right
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d1d99310-1e14-5894-a86b-d1881996bdd3 d1881996bdd3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5329910f-f3fd-5f61-adeb-ab971ef0b678 ab971ef0b678]
|PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/48c5f9bc-e97a-5ad9-b681-0425d9263968 0425d9263968]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c3895953-5432-598d-883e-e94f09566205 e94f09566205]
|Press 'continue' to abort.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9dccb888-4611-53ba-9aa5-ed09f409784a ed09f409784a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/282c78e0-258c-5f93-b5ab-16a76c300029 16a76c300029]
|Making a new house rn brb #Homeless
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9ccb372d-7812-50fc-9f79-63d72e69af75 63d72e69af75]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/de0ff396-35e1-50ff-8fdb-e2b6f4256650 e2b6f4256650]
|#LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/479254e7-30b2-51aa-8746-04081e7edff1 04081e7edff1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6eef69be-09c8-5fdd-9301-2445b7adb800 2445b7adb800]
|Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/21cb553d-b646-56c2-9cd2-19629c27217f 19629c27217f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c4b89db6-fd25-50bb-bfc8-56d834294ad3 56d834294ad3]
|Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/213a245c-4b7d-50ed-99af-0f39ea66dd55 0f39ea66dd55]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/87bdefc8-717e-5bbe-a918-c19565ec0680 c19565ec0680]
|I only wanted a cheeseburger
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d1022d81-9875-5af7-ae6b-3ee549c1469d 3ee549c1469d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/06584e1a-5f47-5581-a465-443b5e53f4d8 443b5e53f4d8]
|Hope that wasn't a granny knot
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7e685270-f240-50cc-b415-5a002f2d1214 5a002f2d1214]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2a6c12a2-4de8-5370-aca9-a18b5ce7d17b a18b5ce7d17b]
|just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fe42c25d-05de-5e9e-b292-ad9ca87b1287 ad9ca87b1287]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b67997fc-3c84-55d3-b5a2-1577012b76b6 1577012b76b6]
|in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/203cd11a-0644-5332-a221-6f8408c95802 6f8408c95802]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4240b365-c054-54f8-8d3f-0391cf5b0ed9 0391cf5b0ed9]
|THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/00d48bd3-420c-56d0-9202-4b02c0ad4977 4b02c0ad4977]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/85065dc6-7524-5607-b41f-57498405462f 57498405462f]
|this is just a tribute #thed
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6ab39f50-5dfc-577b-b33a-5772c998441a 5772c998441a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fd4e34bc-8480-5fd8-bcac-ac5fc5941ecd ac5fc5941ecd]
|I'm sorry, I'm gluten free
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c84cc11a-aac8-53e1-a088-0cf71b91c5cc 0cf71b91c5cc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f9795e40-0a23-5723-9f2c-66b1fd7a5682 66b1fd7a5682]
|It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d04ef4df-852b-5cbe-9c0b-163fc915cdf3 163fc915cdf3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5b989837-2e79-56e8-9ee7-03fb6cbd1dd1 03fb6cbd1dd1]
|nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6de449b7-2f10-5341-a245-9cbdaf6bdcb0 9cbdaf6bdcb0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b901f1e3-7bd3-5f94-84da-aaf475e12180 aaf475e12180]
|FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7ee7eef8-06ce-5153-aa73-d2be4573014b d2be4573014b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7362a1de-c59c-5449-a764-d6b94a62a5b8 d6b94a62a5b8]
|If i am in your dreams at night, in those dreams i want you to describe to me the sources of international law
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a95d9d4d-9fd1-5a87-bf6f-bc27082eefbe bc27082eefbe]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/03aa8c06-319d-5670-ad5a-8804a3b3f9fb 8804a3b3f9fb]
|Visited mom today
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/27c01eec-5e53-56f4-a824-cdd341b5a0a6 cdd341b5a0a6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/546a61af-6349-59aa-bdb0-6ff16bb4844c 6ff16bb4844c]
|My new neighbor seems a bit odd
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c2be816d-c9aa-5b0e-8001-f9a2966e4d11 f9a2966e4d11]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/22fb38f4-ff3d-5f8b-a147-f01c49075c6f f01c49075c6f]
|All flesh is grass
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4feaf40a-460f-570a-80ae-81ff939713e3 81ff939713e3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d3e29b36-d2f3-5db7-8d31-599952041c65 599952041c65]
|I hate waking up from a really good dream
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d30b2176-6fe2-5a13-b2fd-2d1fbacbde05 2d1fbacbde05]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/444d86e8-a0bf-525f-996c-4c0eda9b86e6 4c0eda9b86e6]
|#nomakeup #natural
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a1318e1c-3637-58b0-9384-096c93a7ceb4 096c93a7ceb4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/25dbd5b7-4fa8-563d-8a12-25b75c37596e 25b75c37596e]
|Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ab902440-8e17-5c7a-ba92-0181a314754b 0181a314754b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/23179a46-1f08-5275-aa03-85abfaba36b5 85abfaba36b5]
|introducing the yolo distribution
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c9264bcc-6ed9-59c6-bbcd-799986018b75 799986018b75]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1d8be174-6754-5dcb-99bc-d7b2b76fdd04 d7b2b76fdd04]
|Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7762034f-a107-5fc2-b81c-ebc1e1b38dda ebc1e1b38dda]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/28211109-7af6-51c5-91df-d1fc8e46cff2 d1fc8e46cff2]
|Not a fruit
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e2606aa3-4315-57e5-9e65-fedbf5813914 fedbf5813914]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6d88d868-e9a8-5917-a207-d83f29efba56 d83f29efba56]
|We fell upstairs and exploded.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1bb10660-fc40-5abe-9eee-b2218b82c705 b2218b82c705]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ec768572-179b-57d0-9396-d686587daebc d686587daebc]
|we have the technology.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1addd45c-9ec1-5990-b94a-e16dc62fb59c e16dc62fb59c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3bc8e1b4-11f8-5792-88d1-3418334aa2fe 3418334aa2fe]
|Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6aab0932-84c9-5b85-bf1c-9e701fe691f2 9e701fe691f2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c71aa511-c76c-5b32-a37b-a241a76fc906 a241a76fc906]
|AGHHHHH
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/42524f5e-e98c-5bec-abb5-bc44a581d40b bc44a581d40b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/460d022a-35f4-5e6c-9a9e-f867c41e030f f867c41e030f]
|Deal with it
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b88e2fcc-d59e-5c23-afaf-7f19336e8575 7f19336e8575]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cd632f4d-60f5-559f-afda-368097002fe8 368097002fe8]
|I think I can... I think I can
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9bb73125-8ce0-529d-a769-89e3362571e6 89e3362571e6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7b2bde59-a437-56b6-8087-47eaad1b0b48 47eaad1b0b48]
|Do I look fat in this photo?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/35a4c26d-50d5-5e44-b2c6-6d7f5fb1b268 6d7f5fb1b268]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d1ddf1e6-b90e-5cc4-b4a7-b298cb8b58e0 b298cb8b58e0]
|I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ce2a0bd4-7af4-50bd-a00f-0afe6f1b3e44 0afe6f1b3e44]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/59d9811a-c839-57ec-800f-1ee44ab3e6c1 1ee44ab3e6c1]
|he is so cool
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/293851ac-1320-5d1d-a7b6-1ec72635fa1e 1ec72635fa1e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/288c8d51-20db-5347-88af-51c994821764 51c994821764]
|oh, is that godot? Finally...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2f6d1705-8b95-51b2-8969-f9bb5a008d23 f9bb5a008d23]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cfe4f745-185d-567a-91c0-1d8a0d2e6317 1d8a0d2e6317]
|Any hatchlings in here?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/82abe9f3-b2f3-5ae7-b297-3cd1206eea06 3cd1206eea06]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1a3465ca-53e3-53dd-84d5-21f6e8ab05f4 21f6e8ab05f4]
|Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c8c35c65-3ef7-5ce2-9d5f-db824e3627ce db824e3627ce]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6d727f04-71ca-5843-8a69-6c2a6cf8da8b 6c2a6cf8da8b]
|This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cb26fd96-f198-5e2c-9b83-50b40006bf23 50b40006bf23]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b81ab1b2-2dbc-56b0-be46-414e08d9d272 414e08d9d272]
|MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3383b7eb-d6f8-5518-9c81-fe57f0bfa6a3 fe57f0bfa6a3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/91db9f59-970e-5d49-a791-f29ea09524a4 f29ea09524a4]
|unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/be1b1614-725b-5207-a8fc-bde4bc629526 bde4bc629526]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6ddbc7f-0b31-5c57-a3aa-e2c498d26ea4 e2c498d26ea4]
|I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0ca82d7c-de45-5384-ba73-d7eed857d1e6 d7eed857d1e6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/43511388-d9ad-5efe-b951-63cd4ccedc6f 63cd4ccedc6f]
|hello darkness my old friend
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/66fd1b44-c2c9-57bf-b71e-d53600800636 d53600800636]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/17546f8e-a701-528e-a140-2a328c6a26db 2a328c6a26db]
|This is still what I had for breakfast
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a9022058-9f7c-5286-b46e-3b9af3fbaf21 3b9af3fbaf21]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/09e5489a-c73c-5f03-b7af-4c1e4963d78b 4c1e4963d78b]
|I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e43eeadc-57df-5ce5-9e16-9c82ba64417f 9c82ba64417f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/28005c88-821f-5d00-8065-3303a3961e6c 3303a3961e6c]
|WHAT A MISUNDERSTANDING!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/683c277b-57c3-56d3-9ded-23f3e34255a8 23f3e34255a8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0e827ffe-3158-5e58-b415-2e7204533474 2e7204533474]
|this was in the bible
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5745b676-9cd7-50a6-b3d8-753682789505 753682789505]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/609ce7b6-e17e-5091-847f-481be3c7a79c 481be3c7a79c]
|uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bc839db2-e61c-59b1-a2b1-39a26b11cc39 39a26b11cc39]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5f3c0474-439a-5468-ba08-6bbb1f693d32 6bbb1f693d32]
|100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2a5f1c4e-2fbe-589c-9348-dbf4dbfa85ee dbf4dbfa85ee]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/94429ffb-f08b-58bc-a5d8-220478099c86 220478099c86]
|A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a207d1f3-40a9-5fea-92bc-9fcb99db0c99 9fcb99db0c99]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6571485-d500-55fe-8f13-ec801ea1b655 ec801ea1b655]
|Growing up in Texas, they didn't teach us this part of the water cycle.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1e8c6fa8-e662-549f-bdab-2e8566285925 2e8566285925]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c5b670f6-b597-5b51-857c-fb39de274310 fb39de274310]
|This is twitter, right? #confused
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4cfd14a6-d61a-5b9f-aac0-20da5f58a803 20da5f58a803]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/891ecc70-0793-5180-9963-467ca5564cf4 467ca5564cf4]
|i've never felt so alone.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/24ce9785-ae28-528e-9c75-fb6ed5078340 fb6ed5078340]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c9c5f45e-ba64-5fad-9957-38ab1a499941 38ab1a499941]
|To infinity and Birdyond!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7b639ed0-76aa-57e1-ab52-f845c916985d f845c916985d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bfc1a160-8a0e-5f46-933e-f8e98228a24a f8e98228a24a]
|duckface is the new radians
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0ed5df1b-fd85-50bf-b42b-584812aaf267 584812aaf267]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fbf8015f-732b-533a-994d-a4ba7445c1dd a4ba7445c1dd]
|filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c20d0549-9191-539b-a7de-4983e520265f 4983e520265f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6eb9503e-d20d-59c2-9d0b-e94966edd2e3 e94966edd2e3]
|I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e04e36f7-6ef3-5754-a2c6-e9f751b1fbf0 e9f751b1fbf0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3e34cfbf-6e71-529b-9c4e-9fc6d190dd43 9fc6d190dd43]
|is this illegal?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/031fb039-4c0f-572d-8f14-6700db7575ca 6700db7575ca]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/327768af-7269-57fa-841a-9f252e164423 9f252e164423]
|crawling in my skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2e048498-bf13-5198-8738-d3236314cebd d3236314cebd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/76316d40-8146-50ae-8e5b-ae253ed38786 ae253ed38786]
|[user was banned for this text]
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ae42aeab-c418-56fb-83e8-d4600ecf7b55 d4600ecf7b55]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ebcabf7c-60dc-5f08-8c9b-b467c4b866c7 b467c4b866c7]
|What a beautiful time to be alive!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5228e3ba-e2ba-5713-9885-bc219f59e80c bc219f59e80c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f00fea2d-c090-54b6-945d-9edb74dc8efa 9edb74dc8efa]
|Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/71e67281-81db-5694-95fe-95b698c4216b 95b698c4216b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7306c517-65fc-54ca-abb9-cf7533204718 cf7533204718]
|It's the little things
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0f700e12-9e35-53e7-9c83-bd6ca65290ae bd6ca65290ae]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c8646ce4-9694-51dd-8e74-81ac0853fd88 81ac0853fd88]
|Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6a5a5835-1b15-57c7-b1d9-4f99aadb238e 4f99aadb238e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/50944e21-cb4c-5d51-a249-43e4d1af3468 43e4d1af3468]
|#lolcats
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b84e2ad2-254e-55fd-af20-9b13718ca97b 9b13718ca97b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/647f7393-fc64-5e7b-9ef4-67d5ca01f1e9 67d5ca01f1e9]
|senpai noticed me! ^_^
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fe4d2768-8df9-58e9-b1bb-689625e42ef9 689625e42ef9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6081681a-5b81-5ebf-b0ae-1038d42a73ce 1038d42a73ce]
|London
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b93e1447-bc6e-51f7-b828-faece122be95 faece122be95]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ad9cfb61-7cf8-513e-9acd-02b28c8a401d 02b28c8a401d]
|Homework's done, finally time to get wasted
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6a7b993e-f5af-5668-ac11-151eb2af1e96 151eb2af1e96]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/29edc3da-47cb-5842-aa76-01052a7eb9c3 01052a7eb9c3]
|Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/46147e29-4904-54a8-8f1e-f44c5c8f2aa8 f44c5c8f2aa8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e7eb969f-14ae-5ab8-9068-d181f9fca6ba d181f9fca6ba]
|The time has come.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/233fa039-9ea2-5688-a38c-4832b70f468f 4832b70f468f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6977e912-74ba-5749-a99c-cbbcd54bc5f6 cbbcd54bc5f6]
|Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fffe97ea-6fe0-5aed-868b-020ec5ac7a52 020ec5ac7a52]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/151f8fb3-94d6-594c-9dc0-8638e3732645 8638e3732645]
|Notice: thank you for noticing. Your noticing has been noted.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/48def00c-3f26-54c8-8919-90d15aac38e3 90d15aac38e3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1b23bf21-e92e-552f-88b0-fb6bf8ad066f fb6bf8ad066f]
|I'd call this experiment a success.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/da9c280f-d8e0-557b-a228-6386a060f956 6386a060f956]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/144ebf44-9cfd-5a26-b2fe-37d3a3a22fdb 37d3a3a22fdb]
|"The colour out of space" and black.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/344c45d2-151f-5903-a03a-ed1903a72572 ed1903a72572]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b2a645d0-a736-5ce1-92ff-bc52e95506cb bc52e95506cb]
|Uglier than modern art
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8d3e7a55-957f-5156-aa62-474a42ed784a 474a42ed784a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0a6c2de1-342f-5859-b310-90f117ad64c6 90f117ad64c6]
|Ted Cruz 20-Infinity
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/986eda82-2fd0-5075-aa9c-139e0d374d8f 139e0d374d8f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/88d0b155-8f46-520d-b6b2-eaad499163e0 eaad499163e0]
|Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f75a802f-a2c9-5690-8729-6adc44ec9fa1 6adc44ec9fa1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/222cdc40-63bc-5a9a-a5b6-47464bb5e852 47464bb5e852]
|The prophecy was true!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/91bccede-aa0f-5638-a899-68d572a68c12 68d572a68c12]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2d15cecb-9ad0-5710-960a-676c098de756 676c098de756]
|Cuneiform writing influenced fence makers for generations
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/965ddcb0-2178-53d9-b299-dfb1b2054752 dfb1b2054752]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/25268166-8ba9-5488-bed6-eaf3944550ac eaf3944550ac]
|look what the doctors found in me!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/24254ecd-87c7-530b-a72f-794a06e4f7f8 794a06e4f7f8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6824233e-25b2-54c7-bc61-f4542bb078a9 f4542bb078a9]
|I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2e59a7e7-d642-5771-ae39-88a88e88bc68 88a88e88bc68]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3c500855-1cf3-5964-9014-47e972de2a8e 47e972de2a8e]
|What's this thing here in the bathroom?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/efcf37fa-6715-57ca-86bb-d23f7cccadbe d23f7cccadbe]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9f08bf94-af79-5928-8513-ca8c92a2fc20 ca8c92a2fc20]
|at least the last thing i'll ever see is pretty
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d01b897c-b807-5c4d-a3f6-8703b7a153ed 8703b7a153ed]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/290274c7-148c-5303-a8d4-d6d4d7f52f8e d6d4d7f52f8e]
|#blessed
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7f003297-f2cc-5b8b-a187-fb7d7e4ead92 fb7d7e4ead92]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6c8525ec-2375-53cc-851b-ce1e45cdde52 ce1e45cdde52]
|I blame lack of regulation
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c4bc80b5-51ce-56ae-8f57-67bae79bbc89 67bae79bbc89]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a3af7cb4-5b87-5bf3-9c36-c3d55f5ed151 c3d55f5ed151]
|Snapchat with aliens sure takes forever. #damnlag
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/effa4c0a-a929-5a60-b645-42dd7d07b7a1 42dd7d07b7a1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9ecd3c3c-54aa-544c-821d-e3038a3df791 e3038a3df791]
|#toothproblems
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4e3e0be9-fdda-50d8-b1d0-97c4310dbb98 97c4310dbb98]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a5a97a94-03c0-5745-abad-8a8b6ac32a65 8a8b6ac32a65]
|PHOTOSYNTHESIS HELL YEAH
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/197b37c1-678d-51da-9c63-b82046b12844 b82046b12844]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b897393b-9327-5511-b5c7-437427d855ec 437427d855ec]
|the game begins...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4dde48bc-0a92-5d23-b375-193a61207878 193a61207878]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ede6c608-685e-587f-9820-d5814b78c6b9 d5814b78c6b9]
|Works fine with a custom linux kernel
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/86ad8563-4d01-5de4-8928-64b8125c90ab 64b8125c90ab]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/39415b54-bc66-5f49-bb0b-7504f42b612e 7504f42b612e]
|where the streets have no untagged unconnected nodes
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f3061561-510d-580a-b6b2-e1adc080f18f e1adc080f18f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/efef4240-16b2-5790-b5c6-6f96b0ed1532 6f96b0ed1532]
|I think this is the wrong python script
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6a79fb1c-35fe-5c9a-8cf1-9c6203508306 9c6203508306]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/64fc2160-d88c-5361-8377-f18fe4a59c24 f18fe4a59c24]
|I KNEW I WASN'T GOING TO BE ABLE TO WALK IN THESE!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/95d4b730-093f-543a-9d2c-7a0e104c2182 7a0e104c2182]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/26a7edcb-e7fb-5873-b22d-f8dbccef9e21 f8dbccef9e21]
|Oh shit, not again.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d69ba9c6-ef9e-5e04-a37a-fe70583d248d fe70583d248d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/17cf6639-f437-5b45-b6d2-c1e190686d51 c1e190686d51]
|Let's play "Guess what andy the anaconda ate"
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3f636de3-2735-5def-bb1b-13a0df60a1c8 13a0df60a1c8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bab94a28-eb25-5777-b81b-20d163d05085 20d163d05085]
|Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e09f1239-7177-5c80-9837-6406d770c753 6406d770c753]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dc5b0fc0-da18-504c-ac8d-70cf8805e7cb 70cf8805e7cb]
|My 7 picture is upside down
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3a0ce3b5-6412-5dff-97ea-0c5effd10c8b 0c5effd10c8b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0bfc82bf-b374-5852-aceb-72b80e3e6f80 72b80e3e6f80]
|My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7363eca3-202f-54ae-a945-91c35ca126b7 91c35ca126b7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c61aa0a8-83f1-5c1d-b7eb-901ddbb780e1 901ddbb780e1]
|at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3908c08e-d5a0-5bc8-9d53-ea6a796d8f4f ea6a796d8f4f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b67608ea-6d88-50ce-ba45-1285f35a75cc 1285f35a75cc]
|My boyfriend finally proposed!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a2587bc9-1001-54c3-9415-18eec5cf8645 18eec5cf8645]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6d2742ab-dc88-5030-9ffe-28caeae898db 28caeae898db]
|My new neighbor seems a bit odd
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/12a39241-edcc-576f-b74d-9085ba6695cf 9085ba6695cf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d9340c59-b2ca-5239-8c0c-99e1d025d47e 99e1d025d47e]
|One of the less popular Transformers.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5dff1cba-f1b8-50aa-a07f-bb47f0945227 bb47f0945227]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8dfceb4f-9abc-56ab-a035-ace0cbd802a6 ace0cbd802a6]
|You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/72da300c-c7f0-5b23-8210-39025228e517 39025228e517]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2feca3ff-c5ec-5856-b721-4998d305f6cb 4998d305f6cb]
|So long and thanks for all the fish!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/156cca77-a473-5c16-be8f-eab677ecce8e eab677ecce8e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dc4b3c41-a844-562a-903e-c256df0b0fa7 c256df0b0fa7]
|In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/db7466d0-917e-5951-9d7e-42675e24bf71 42675e24bf71]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/23f7696f-bc53-5e5a-b34f-c8c7a8a420a6 c8c7a8a420a6]
|i'm now 75% more efficient
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bb3557b6-61d7-5c28-8537-a2d6e37c8301 a2d6e37c8301]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b788ef37-c45d-58de-a78d-df513ad1f2f0 df513ad1f2f0]
|Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/49fd54ba-b06e-55aa-937b-ae9f5d5d49b3 ae9f5d5d49b3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5cc35af3-becc-56d5-b53d-320ba8d3ff00 320ba8d3ff00]
|Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3768156b-f82b-5964-9fc7-35a9424cd39c 35a9424cd39c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dc61826c-a31a-5408-9941-6d4374896e8a 6d4374896e8a]
|Looks like he wants a ride. Should we pull over?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/01f89984-a629-59dc-a373-240ed6ac102d 240ed6ac102d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/96e5b3a9-3f8a-5201-bb34-ce7b089ed726 ce7b089ed726]
|Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f27064ed-5f3e-50a2-b0f0-666be2a79991 666be2a79991]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3fc887a2-937a-5d18-b894-98d09dd1d39b 98d09dd1d39b]
|This elevator has no 'down'!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fe540ae9-f5e1-5c92-a43b-9218ee32c230 9218ee32c230]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/be3fdbaf-3607-5f7a-b644-87355b37d71c 87355b37d71c]
|Appropriately enough, the jury voted guilty
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/676ad3c3-b850-5b57-96e3-d97174e409f4 d97174e409f4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cba25de9-328c-5bd5-bd9d-dc0c51ea603c dc0c51ea603c]
|The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ea7b6821-9955-59db-9d2b-dec872645fd8 dec872645fd8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/91135a7c-54fe-5e73-8318-da8864ab5c37 da8864ab5c37]
|you know, for kids
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/80662892-3d59-535c-a1dd-f0ff348a6106 f0ff348a6106]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/010f5ec0-f37c-5071-9777-cf668a11b9f0 cf668a11b9f0]
|play it cool
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/88e0dcb4-c73c-5c78-8d4e-950bf4e53bf8 950bf4e53bf8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ec250261-fe4d-553d-80f4-c518ce489c3b c518ce489c3b]
|anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/150d8d8b-8ad9-55a3-90ce-f34d2b3cb19b f34d2b3cb19b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cf0311ee-96e9-5cd4-9186-67c94609e101 67c94609e101]
|Don't have a cow, man
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e3fd2191-4501-51aa-95d5-560357558cb6 560357558cb6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ab90cdd6-b2ff-5e8c-b398-402d0d2349b5 402d0d2349b5]
|I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b51085b5-636c-5954-ac29-7e9349b66340 7e9349b66340]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3a68b617-de49-5902-aeaa-7ec059164946 7ec059164946]
|The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/73ef7a87-5fc8-5dee-8ac1-05e021410cb6 05e021410cb6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1d8be174-6754-5dcb-99bc-d7b2b76fdd04 d7b2b76fdd04]
|it's not what you think
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b8fe4fe2-e591-578b-8a7d-7ecd2c77e051 7ecd2c77e051]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1cac9dd9-c4a0-5cbe-8f4e-72ee83d6ec04 72ee83d6ec04]
|go home elephant you are drunk
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/64a5034e-78b2-5c96-8bfa-ae4611769175 ae4611769175]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7e0ed4f4-34da-57e5-a570-75d8a0d7f8c9 75d8a0d7f8c9]
|Woops, miscounted. sorry.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/77af92f4-dd38-5adf-b6b7-de1769081357 de1769081357]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/568adee3-a8de-5104-bbc0-17fdb7a041f3 17fdb7a041f3]
|monkey movember
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9c0fffd6-1485-573a-a4b0-19db91a3094b 19db91a3094b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e8859f8f-3ad1-5283-bc1b-a5dac3645d9c a5dac3645d9c]
|#justnasathings
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9724be50-6fae-5793-a548-025205bee47b 025205bee47b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/92801925-3a3b-5100-8c0d-7d297b432461 7d297b432461]
|SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1a770b6e-57a5-5cd4-b223-5c949cd111dd 5c949cd111dd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/444d1059-944b-5d2c-9cbc-43dcc12d2e75 43dcc12d2e75]
|The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4cf6aa70-6d35-547d-9253-b71bcbed9920 b71bcbed9920]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b6edbb5c-de44-530c-9d45-6e1c3f061803 6e1c3f061803]
|Nice leg.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3ec41c7b-a800-513b-8734-28a3aaceacde 28a3aaceacde]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3004fc6a-c1f1-566e-afd1-ac998b22b4d4 ac998b22b4d4]
|BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c5206af9-dcde-5096-a452-2e44630aa354 2e44630aa354]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/39415b54-bc66-5f49-bb0b-7504f42b612e 7504f42b612e]
|Before his untimely death.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e5233b3d-8b58-5d04-8968-e2826dfca287 e2826dfca287]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ec19ba9c-824b-5aef-819b-d9860caad885 d9860caad885]
|that's me!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bb4118f8-f592-55e7-a8a0-34121c40b3b9 34121c40b3b9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b8290519-2254-54b5-bdd2-df3b4e231a6a df3b4e231a6a]
|Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/54118660-0f2e-5bd5-bb41-37f95c4d12af 37f95c4d12af]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2d15cecb-9ad0-5710-960a-676c098de756 676c098de756]
|Nutritionists hate this simple trick
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9a0500f1-3890-5fbf-9838-93347d8610d3 93347d8610d3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fc32e826-c8c1-5a1c-8b16-697d23440cbb 697d23440cbb]
|a/s/l?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/863f98d4-1154-55d9-9066-b11ef5fbaa1d b11ef5fbaa1d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c3b3a754-99dd-5b7b-9f6f-2d1e99287751 2d1e99287751]
|If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8defd64f-a8cc-5f05-8677-ec104b32e672 ec104b32e672]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2b77720c-587e-5725-bc2a-5f814d6725df 5f814d6725df]
|No wants to hear me talk about my cat
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/71d931de-6e98-5b70-9585-ce07fadd1c0f ce07fadd1c0f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6083bd4-1196-5f8a-a059-7c29fe125de7 7c29fe125de7]
|I CAN NEVER STOP SCREAMING
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c624c9a7-bfa3-57fa-b64b-17b62054f96e 17b62054f96e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ffbc1354-8f40-5a89-ae12-7b8dd1fa9b09 7b8dd1fa9b09]
|Starbucks <3 <3 <3
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f89f0a37-ec30-5cc3-b124-1c7b623f548a 1c7b623f548a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/959bd652-d65c-564b-9d64-12594190a75a 12594190a75a]
|Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/adba1744-9d79-5fdb-8598-a9bb7bbe4976 a9bb7bbe4976]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d2ceed08-f18a-56c9-bc09-fe4cc0126964 fe4cc0126964]
|Anyone craving some soup right about now?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3c4617fd-35e9-5756-b184-895b89037975 895b89037975]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ff404a37-d3b6-5ebd-959a-c2e86ecf6d30 c2e86ecf6d30]
|I'd like to advise everyone not to eat avocados.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cbf8f79a-8fdd-5725-8878-60b615dedb44 60b615dedb44]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6b08fdad-862b-51b7-b86b-b383658ed774 b383658ed774]
|The next generation of crypto currencies
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/20792433-3d18-5aab-ba99-27f4afc16d12 27f4afc16d12]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bf6bac02-db6f-5c09-b4d8-c7a09429221a c7a09429221a]
|Proof: loch ness monster.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6734eb82-e2e3-57cf-a335-89caf901abf3 89caf901abf3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5b9d234c-6c72-5b4d-9a2a-6d1126291656 6d1126291656]
|I lost my wrist
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/815550d1-aad3-5299-b9ab-add01bd98412 add01bd98412]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/88e67bb3-ae40-5de8-81f9-63d078055aa9 63d078055aa9]
|only 90s kids will get this!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d5f41e21-c0de-5201-9ce2-ad019d0c489e ad019d0c489e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/875e068d-896a-5fd2-aa71-0b0f3ef41135 0b0f3ef41135]
|The unforgiving war on health
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f7a898aa-4512-5668-8e03-dad74a99ed61 dad74a99ed61]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/188862ea-289c-5a46-9917-9dc300ca8fbd 9dc300ca8fbd]
|My new haircut!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/07d62ccb-07b6-5f66-aa45-c03bd0ed6e74 c03bd0ed6e74]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4e191e92-72f8-5886-8b30-db5b4b63fb69 db5b4b63fb69]
|Mars Instant Messenger Prototype
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/36e828a9-1e1e-5688-9bb2-fa021cbb820a fa021cbb820a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/49ed8014-4b91-5d83-95c8-5c513f7c5614 5c513f7c5614]
|Wait for it...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/dfd568fc-151e-5d74-aa32-2742bb62d1f9 2742bb62d1f9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2a7db24d-07f3-5830-a21f-60d00f030c10 60d00f030c10]
|Robert'); Drop Table students;--
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f80098f6-78a2-5a1f-bc19-69bf8b137bf9 69bf8b137bf9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a7c6943a-4abb-5b93-af5b-6344916912e9 6344916912e9]
|True Self-Control
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/67cfb5af-f71b-51a3-b93e-97249dabb946 97249dabb946]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/06903dcf-a1b2-5741-bbe1-c51ffc122220 c51ffc122220]
|still, i think it was a good idea
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/48d5c9e6-613d-5353-af03-25a0bf4586bb 25a0bf4586bb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/12b30318-e2d3-57b8-8e3a-e9ba3f8476e1 e9ba3f8476e1]
|Weather's Crazy today
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6ea316e7-1187-52d1-b5f3-bf2055e393cf bf2055e393cf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6c633d7-1ec3-5b70-b1d2-f6741dcbf181 f6741dcbf181]
|Do you feline lucky, punk?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/94798765-16b8-5d82-8f96-4495ce8878d9 4495ce8878d9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/860128de-744a-51b6-a93e-3d712031f728 3d712031f728]
|wake up sheeple!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/85a929a7-896f-579e-9a50-07607be1f87a 07607be1f87a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d858a2dc-e0cc-5eb6-8008-95ccd6364248 95ccd6364248]
|did this exist as a microwave?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/890e791b-ff68-5285-8c90-bdde07d20438 bdde07d20438]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/057b514d-e84e-5666-8f5d-33ace19cf756 33ace19cf756]
|I don't know if this is proof of anything other than old habits dying hard
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bd463d3d-1e05-5917-add1-67573b771b2c 67573b771b2c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/06584e1a-5f47-5581-a465-443b5e53f4d8 443b5e53f4d8]
|Stalemate
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/59a9f9c2-96da-5577-a23e-76328339885c 76328339885c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cfe26f03-37df-5415-bf21-ff1dbf4d409c ff1dbf4d409c]
|Foiled again by the bell curve
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0b472f6d-83fc-54ae-898b-7fac183b1174 7fac183b1174]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6bebc616-857f-5894-b46e-a55e3a5ba411 a55e3a5ba411]
|Look at my new blue dress!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c925c0d3-0ba7-5665-99cc-42c8568b8cd3 42c8568b8cd3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9f6cc110-fc80-565a-a06d-6d3fc3b01eff 6d3fc3b01eff]
|As long as there aren't any snake I should be fi- Shit! Snakes!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/62557bcf-6369-59e4-83c4-20254f85b925 20254f85b925]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/de7b205e-1f03-5b55-a8ca-2973df263d5c 2973df263d5c]
|My hero
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2eae2a2c-542b-5942-8194-7a601afd6a47 7a601afd6a47]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/09f9fa3c-9733-5972-97d3-6a37be6c9cb6 6a37be6c9cb6]
|you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/19e567fc-1e14-5bd8-b008-eb91030f14c8 eb91030f14c8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3f8cafdb-8bdd-5932-860b-441935095878 441935095878]
|omg too much chiplote
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d004313d-f6b9-5164-9d55-dc0242411af1 dc0242411af1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/157bbc1b-960a-5cda-91a3-95d29f7b4472 95d29f7b4472]
|better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/52baf8f1-1f2d-5dd8-9c0f-ee3cecaf4ede ee3cecaf4ede]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/af9096d5-9775-56c8-a9e6-79fb21e7439a 79fb21e7439a]
|Don't you love it when a pet looks like it's owner
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3e4dd9dd-e729-5c32-ac3b-381cd982f2da 381cd982f2da]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9c7c18df-e46e-50b0-ae28-5e2639203cfe 5e2639203cfe]
|That's not a nut!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e054990a-909f-56dd-b9d1-55ba95d80f4e 55ba95d80f4e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bfd42918-3380-551b-9bac-e40a28920780 e40a28920780]
|Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2a7c0a69-5487-57a7-aa3e-b4553e1f3d9c b4553e1f3d9c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8e986e77-bdbe-5648-aba4-f14238b56ddc f14238b56ddc]
|how do you get the screensaver off?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fd9893b7-ba41-586a-9df6-217a9ca475e2 217a9ca475e2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/83a26d74-0aa5-5133-8a9d-f1c486c6819b f1c486c6819b]
|BDSM bringing another relationship together
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3f1af573-cfc5-5a0d-a9c1-b0b9485c182e b0b9485c182e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7114e027-f170-5bf8-8b24-12b5d78f7ccc 12b5d78f7ccc]
|crenellate good times, c'Mon!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/221bd5fc-937e-578e-82ea-afea4330f28f afea4330f28f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/819ed227-9f53-58ab-87e9-f9df282b1974 f9df282b1974]
|I am the creator.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7021ea8e-809f-53e1-8cee-6a8e3dbbddc2 6a8e3dbbddc2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/52070dec-11bf-5008-850c-925d908fb0ab 925d908fb0ab]
|Can't stop recovery data, My eyes hurt
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/706c2762-8a8f-54cf-b8fb-b2662a5c8ccc b2662a5c8ccc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/76ae44c7-d51b-5bf7-b023-d964d2771327 d964d2771327]
|Time to reap the whirlwind!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/125f330a-e5c3-52f6-aaa7-d2fd24a72f3c d2fd24a72f3c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dab61817-c505-5f30-8a83-bfbd316a9bfb bfbd316a9bfb]
|Pentagonal head? That's nuts!!! *cough* *ahem* I think you mean bolts.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4012baa7-5830-5a18-9e77-9af8f6b969cc 9af8f6b969cc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4a01a439-778e-584b-ba91-8c37b8a0b945 8c37b8a0b945]
|Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cf801fa0-8d4b-5a8a-a3ad-b9da4acaf465 b9da4acaf465]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0097d314-9edc-5a2b-9b1a-f6b5b94d2220 f6b5b94d2220]
|hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e2a868fa-d5fa-531d-9833-d8a32ba398d7 d8a32ba398d7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f27c6f3f-a6fa-5660-b11e-a7e15e99cca4 a7e15e99cca4]
|actually, around here we itemize our taxes
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/02a76d94-1205-507f-b620-45621ff45639 45621ff45639]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/819ed227-9f53-58ab-87e9-f9df282b1974 f9df282b1974]
|I'm no longer welcome at the play centre.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/816f67ed-d44a-5b2a-8a6c-6ab3bb41fa85 6ab3bb41fa85]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6b08fdad-862b-51b7-b86b-b383658ed774 b383658ed774]
|Pintsize what are you doing?!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ecafa624-01e3-5577-acbc-54fc1fcc85bf 54fc1fcc85bf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4cde4b9b-0648-569c-a5fb-ea4486a97929 ea4486a97929]
|and suddenly, popcorn
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/952dc664-3076-5197-9889-965e9549b48b 965e9549b48b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/449e2210-62d9-5a2e-9852-bf1fbb69a889 bf1fbb69a889]
|Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ec119a58-8582-5206-ac4e-976a1fea8ec2 976a1fea8ec2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/549b3ecb-d815-5cb6-9cbf-f7f24c8c7689 f7f24c8c7689]
|Is this room 101?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/286c1f43-4ee4-5f42-9714-611059687a55 611059687a55]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a2b2f077-a40c-590b-a29b-35eec92ffaec 35eec92ffaec]
|You can now enter the matrix via homework. education will never be the same
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/30d37869-d55b-5722-8486-d03fdb6d6b47 d03fdb6d6b47]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c24f72d4-f844-55ad-b8f0-315f6e4c8a84 315f6e4c8a84]
|My house is my castle
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/45b9f026-a817-5a05-b580-0b6d2a322d9f 0b6d2a322d9f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a38e4d7c-d495-5402-bdd1-a08adb381cb1 a08adb381cb1]
|Just prior to learning I should have paid more attention in Kinematics.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/36b3a2d4-9ccc-5b53-ba4c-9df3bff13b08 9df3bff13b08]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6b498ba5-8419-5359-b681-1c2de777664d 1c2de777664d]
|Took a wrong turn in Albuquerque
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3a7c4917-0f86-5d13-9655-d751d771daa1 d751d771daa1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4caed2fd-3d86-5c7e-8ea2-2672771ef4b3 2672771ef4b3]
|Nothing new under the sun
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b81d9583-3783-5790-a841-bf58f9746034 bf58f9746034]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/12b30318-e2d3-57b8-8e3a-e9ba3f8476e1 e9ba3f8476e1]
|LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/31f62cde-d3fc-5450-9125-fc06b9af238c fc06b9af238c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e09157b8-4864-520f-a732-05ffab0dbbae 05ffab0dbbae]
|The secret to infinite storage space
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/19b7be5e-f5b7-5da0-9456-2e7dbc732540 2e7dbc732540]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c3f0b62d-3b85-57c7-885f-32f92e302f64 32f92e302f64]
|I wish they'd standardize the charger
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/adf3fcfd-10c5-5b66-8518-b433de7826b9 b433de7826b9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e35365e4-31f2-5056-be88-42875287a95b 42875287a95b]
|I should really separate those
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/84520801-9120-5142-989b-f69d60ca64aa f69d60ca64aa]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3cdefe03-b10c-53b0-9299-034c85450c85 034c85450c85]
|my flatmate told me he would cook diner.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/88ed4b5e-0cda-5f12-8007-fb608229fe94 fb608229fe94]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1e838351-30ea-55fe-b03d-18809a86cc15 18809a86cc15]
|Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f9ee27dc-3004-5ce9-af1a-0dc77d9cac54 0dc77d9cac54]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/68963fce-a1c1-51fe-92af-da6fb833bded da6fb833bded]
|"ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER"
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a7ec792a-6d83-581b-9332-fd266b4cda12 fd266b4cda12]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f6d7e097-cb81-5aa3-880b-5dc49eee64b4 5dc49eee64b4]
|And the least of the five evils is....
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b8082bba-8a26-5c92-a7e0-095c015a2741 095c015a2741]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/909207b5-7524-5a20-b872-b2f6ac624a6b b2f6ac624a6b]
|Click "Like" when you see it!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/54a28f5f-ede8-523a-b4db-43638fd4c206 43638fd4c206]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/de7b205e-1f03-5b55-a8ca-2973df263d5c 2973df263d5c]
|This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/833f1f10-22b0-59f3-bf9a-7ce43a95b8e2 7ce43a95b8e2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e409a046-b735-58a4-ae45-f158bb5945ee f158bb5945ee]
|I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b98dea1b-7604-546d-8b2f-bf0d973f712d bf0d973f712d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/556d0f42-6c25-58fb-8f9a-f8d4b6f780af f8d4b6f780af]
|I'd call this experiment a success.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/be867ae2-41c3-55b1-993b-33ad2f12d9fe 33ad2f12d9fe]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1018dd00-52ad-5535-a309-5457c8ff8d78 5457c8ff8d78]
|Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c8983d33-6037-5c02-884a-5633612db034 5633612db034]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1c92749c-0fca-5e46-85ab-d4358924c89b d4358924c89b]
|This is the year of linux
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/170c9d08-edb0-5c15-ab1c-8ac50d80e65b 8ac50d80e65b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/77fb2345-983f-5b1e-bff4-ec6a0aea1edb ec6a0aea1edb]
|The unforgiving war on health
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/72a07bf4-8010-598f-a47a-692b55bfef39 692b55bfef39]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b0cab88a-af12-51e0-a7b2-b4855a68d9cd b4855a68d9cd]
|I CHOOSE YOU!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6425c80d-e36b-545a-929b-6e8667e284bf 6e8667e284bf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b5f630cd-ecf6-5aff-8114-141cb16a24f1 141cb16a24f1]
|stay out of my house, santa
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/12f3a201-392e-5961-874c-07b7646a2843 07b7646a2843]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d1e20bcb-90ad-5680-8a98-ca2a6c7e9f86 ca2a6c7e9f86]
|it's a faaaaake!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bb284a3a-91d7-5475-8208-02ff6195859a 02ff6195859a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d87d08db-6e04-53c9-9b8d-44efdef031c9 44efdef031c9]
|I'm, like, a minecraft genie!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1ac4753c-e913-5721-a33a-31cca41e3b40 31cca41e3b40]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4bb4aab5-23c4-5c97-b78e-8a1f7c02c035 8a1f7c02c035]
|Combining that old vax with a microwave oven was a bad idea!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d5580680-8834-5952-b78d-48a8fb079584 48a8fb079584]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/47d8378e-f332-53b5-a6aa-3769f53f2dcc 3769f53f2dcc]
|This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f644ac39-9cbd-59ef-8ff6-9b5f2116a891 9b5f2116a891]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6b986db2-cc13-5048-b864-22299aeb94dd 22299aeb94dd]
|We are not men. we are devo.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/864d4b44-ec39-5b1b-accd-4c98e52cfbdc 4c98e52cfbdc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2b5c06f2-5847-522f-82c9-8667115f2e3a 8667115f2e3a]
|PSA: If you don't see this, don't ask your embarrassing medical questions
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8af279b2-bfc7-544a-bd23-082f1d621b63 082f1d621b63]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/581d31f8-b1a3-5bc4-9472-4a19ad9fa9dc 4a19ad9fa9dc]
|ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/53e40752-424e-55be-99a8-edb594fb8c18 edb594fb8c18]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/67d55b8b-c477-57b3-8a1e-e715dc9ea337 e715dc9ea337]
|This new LP is on fire, yo! I love that warm vinyl sound.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f3a6444a-2cb1-5481-9f4b-8736f7970814 8736f7970814]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2f01b821-0c1a-5ec9-b45e-931fbf1515d4 931fbf1515d4]
|such lambda
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/83f7994b-4b7d-5f3a-bbae-9f973be90319 9f973be90319]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4c50ab30-0867-54d0-b8a8-e6966f356be2 e6966f356be2]
|Found this mushroom, thought of you
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/704a324b-286e-541e-adbb-727e34086593 727e34086593]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0f9bf2d6-4407-51be-97c3-459891d99059 459891d99059]
|DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/21a7ffa0-3377-5298-a7e7-8d18bb909a78 8d18bb909a78]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f4697681-f6a1-5786-a406-45932b26f5b4 45932b26f5b4]
|daylight savings time always throws me off
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a8b51d1f-20ab-50ef-87dc-2ed71384dd25 2ed71384dd25]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cac373bf-5331-50e5-bf1b-0c82274784ef 0c82274784ef]
|waiting for the toilet for 2 hours? sucker yolo
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/333eff2e-d3f5-5ee5-b954-fd24e9f7ac04 fd24e9f7ac04]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d78dbf22-53c4-560a-ae3c-c142bf4c510d c142bf4c510d]
|who sent me a bobcat?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f5903f39-3cba-55a2-b076-c853fb1cb50f c853fb1cb50f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2bfb2407-4d17-55a6-a61a-13553af327d7 13553af327d7]
|Curiosity Stops Sending Photos, Transmits Crude Line Drawings Instead.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6fd5fc61-17db-59dd-9c68-8e3b1d3ecbd0 8e3b1d3ecbd0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d57dcc36-7c60-5ce0-9107-97c1e78b7180 97c1e78b7180]
|Grab that snake, dont let it go, its lunchtime ya'know
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1db445b9-5851-5a01-8504-66ef89ebc183 66ef89ebc183]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8e43237d-7d72-5260-8556-70f53e83e86d 70f53e83e86d]
|HELP I'M just a pheasant
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5865c9f4-a1a3-53e4-ae6e-701952efa18d 701952efa18d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/236f8d64-9f10-5692-8b50-ab23e1e3950b ab23e1e3950b]
|Love is creepy
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9b8cec70-3162-5c23-8199-caf74a795331 caf74a795331]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/21fc1a88-5fed-533a-953d-6c80f4ee30a2 6c80f4ee30a2]
|that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e7b3a02d-4a93-563a-88d1-195a77e9d372 195a77e9d372]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/26719430-4b7b-5612-a014-7b6aa2e8b09b 7b6aa2e8b09b]
|He's been there for three days
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5d9568bf-3069-593b-9b82-d461e5b5ed1c d461e5b5ed1c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/12e8d98b-b1a0-5687-95f0-8fdafa840de8 8fdafa840de8]
|Otters. They are the craziest.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a1485d21-8918-5617-9b36-8138d15c2837 8138d15c2837]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c0b5d3d3-b589-5270-a98c-48fc16466e15 48fc16466e15]
|you're not as good at this as you think you are.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ebefcc8a-f28c-5bc3-bdb5-51a25b9d65b8 51a25b9d65b8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/290274c7-148c-5303-a8d4-d6d4d7f52f8e d6d4d7f52f8e]
|You are not a good person
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f7527250-c941-5692-905a-8d086071511e 8d086071511e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4b47e05c-5685-5a67-b679-a4ea4c1a25c3 a4ea4c1a25c3]
|turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c6866de7-1f66-51cf-918f-be2d61a7ef93 be2d61a7ef93]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/26320cc7-1176-5670-8f26-13448937a651 13448937a651]
|cthulu caught me slipping
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cc35198c-c851-5402-bb60-58814551c99a 58814551c99a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ebcabf7c-60dc-5f08-8c9b-b467c4b866c7 b467c4b866c7]
|Do my feet smell?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0c0f019c-2e95-5308-9fad-dabe9c79421e dabe9c79421e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c3cb7eda-279e-5afd-ac05-6d8d641bd493 6d8d641bd493]
|can't make an omlet without breaking a few legs
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1201128e-c051-543a-bb8c-4f27047ac787 4f27047ac787]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dab61817-c505-5f30-8a83-bfbd316a9bfb bfbd316a9bfb]
|Not gonna lie. No idea what this is.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/41f74276-ff24-5fef-95a5-657e0ffbfbf4 657e0ffbfbf4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7b8d4307-8341-5705-95d8-570de61099c7 570de61099c7]
|I knew there would be side effects
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/899c4f35-ae4e-5ae0-936e-2ee1659b19f6 2ee1659b19f6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/85065dc6-7524-5607-b41f-57498405462f 57498405462f]
|it's fun to do bad things
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f861f6ef-d298-57f9-8c0d-68468a13f0f5 68468a13f0f5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ea44aaf0-764c-54bf-8992-803e1598b672 803e1598b672]
|FENTON!!! FENTON!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1b90a698-68f2-5f9a-abbb-6c21bbe20377 6c21bbe20377]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6b6626a-49e3-572f-80bb-c348487ff602 c348487ff602]
|TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/553d5cb8-6854-562e-a052-7fa1230121a5 7fa1230121a5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/030e3f8b-1281-581a-ad21-70c6bb37c395 70c6bb37c395]
|Please, please, please not again!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2d6ff8fc-42c3-5e72-9404-0ee11058993e 0ee11058993e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9ecabe00-21b1-53d1-b07a-dea693fbe084 dea693fbe084]
|you wouldn't kill a policeman and then steal his helmet!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c0b4161d-9b12-501b-8f1d-764b55bd906c 764b55bd906c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c8a632e8-fa59-5fac-b61b-1f92688a54da 1f92688a54da]
|HAN SHOT THIRD #YOLO
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f66e223e-4ce9-50bd-886f-ff1d19d04fe0 ff1d19d04fe0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d7a91f42-9929-51bb-a36c-702bbd313394 702bbd313394]
|At least someone's getting fed
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/895de43b-80e2-56eb-aef3-290e238d2da2 290e238d2da2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a447a17e-345d-57ed-9e82-4828480933e3 4828480933e3]
|And so the hunt begins!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ee5cdf10-336d-5636-a3d7-3c3987404019 3c3987404019]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/59c9c8cb-6588-5383-828c-5953bc87e81f 5953bc87e81f]
|Birds: secretly a type of banana.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f7047499-ae24-5b68-b4cf-52e4d617ede4 52e4d617ede4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fe8f8ac4-d20c-58b3-9f7c-92b0b5a6f5e7 92b0b5a6f5e7]
|Let's have a blinking contest
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/95f803af-3a77-5aa8-a994-f45fa9b90361 f45fa9b90361]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2bc546db-ce90-56d9-a316-a1f4f5c0af0a a1f4f5c0af0a]
|Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a8a35848-f21e-5c31-8dbc-9ddf333c2423 9ddf333c2423]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5b69bb2e-7338-5d59-86cb-dcee86b26d95 dcee86b26d95]
|Banana invasion in progress
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5f260dff-027f-5923-9b14-4309f16d2143 4309f16d2143]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/26719430-4b7b-5612-a014-7b6aa2e8b09b 7b6aa2e8b09b]
|AND THAT'S HOW i MET YOUR MOTHER.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fa2b2b08-d3c1-5be8-9cf2-634851fd4f82 634851fd4f82]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/53b05784-11cd-554a-a6fb-10c1d5425f48 10c1d5425f48]
|so like my GF said cutting flowers is like totally bad, but she gets like really pissed if I forget ANY little anniversay, so #ifixed it
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5e9adac2-659b-5abd-87c6-ed10aa1bff88 ed10aa1bff88]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/612cf62c-ee23-572f-979f-d86e7fbd4f7d d86e7fbd4f7d]
|I think I can... I think I can
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7c2ff295-5f99-5542-b506-b69074ea4345 b69074ea4345]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/169226c8-b3ef-5448-859c-6bedb677ed97 6bedb677ed97]
|This guy...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9d9ba2d7-5bee-5a57-98fe-ec474da35340 ec474da35340]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0a2a2de1-47f5-5a97-8992-42a4119b7a38 42a4119b7a38]
|OMG TotalLy want that body!! <3
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5a351ff3-aacb-5fe9-a746-4fa23faf6416 4fa23faf6416]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/61bdef54-6757-5c89-ac4f-172a82f9c431 172a82f9c431]
|Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d58f2c5b-3e4c-533d-892d-2795d365c613 2795d365c613]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/331d7e05-b340-5fbd-9623-eef03cab9e62 eef03cab9e62]
|I'll just go buy cigarettes
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9647d6e0-9d8a-5f06-90f4-dc33a6e35f93 dc33a6e35f93]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/853bc11f-2061-5366-83c7-bad7fe536469 bad7fe536469]
|This is my birthday gift for you. I hope to see it hanging in your living room!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/67eb308e-800f-5e04-904a-7b691aae8ae0 7b691aae8ae0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/70073341-af17-506c-a1c8-bc71003069ea bc71003069ea]
|With this, nobody can stop me!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fc310eb4-441f-5725-97b7-fa58138548c0 fa58138548c0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2e27d1c8-fd0d-5685-b932-7884ddabd3ec 7884ddabd3ec]
|Hat in the cat strike back!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/39d9c201-b7e6-51f0-8285-9407453ad34b 9407453ad34b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5803a35b-b796-5c1b-b2e9-de60a7183cfa de60a7183cfa]
|First time posting, please be nice
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3e303583-9ae8-5b56-8514-ae45ce4e5030 ae45ce4e5030]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/834ab250-95ea-5709-8249-945dee2035fd 945dee2035fd]
|Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/dde20c77-e40c-5a49-b7e7-731ecbfabc1a 731ecbfabc1a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c76eb7fb-b10a-5d7a-ba0b-b62182579a00 b62182579a00]
|2pm and i'm not drunk yet
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7f1b877e-b960-5e57-86dd-c4323518fb07 c4323518fb07]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b0d71db6-8905-5f0d-beb5-8959027151ec 8959027151ec]
|I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b24320a6-4434-5402-8c6e-53e39cbb5c41 53e39cbb5c41]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d0de349e-d445-5683-a76c-375d41d101e2 375d41d101e2]
|My tastes are very... singular
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e0c09d1f-ae19-5e86-8cd4-d44fc9183927 d44fc9183927]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/70ad5c77-a430-58d9-9f93-b3dbbb7c8424 b3dbbb7c8424]
|Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6fa71eb2-29d1-5ae8-808d-3cb2dcc73c63 3cb2dcc73c63]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/925ca353-fd7e-5fb3-86b6-98e33b6f5ed7 98e33b6f5ed7]
|Self Portrait: Complete.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d8dc7d6b-b81a-56f0-aedd-1b45b54ea602 1b45b54ea602]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c6f2112f-515b-5bc5-8335-4af57518f617 4af57518f617]
|Oh, Canada...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/54086468-a63d-591c-9d88-963b4d011719 963b4d011719]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5eb2a060-f3f3-5e5d-a67e-dbbb4c13a884 dbbb4c13a884]
|uh... I think I'm going vegan.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c0106b66-f306-5cdc-b89b-b626b3cc1fce b626b3cc1fce]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/961342b1-f671-54c4-a59c-cc5d4eaed406 cc5d4eaed406]
|... It's about ethics in games journalism.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7b144085-9d51-5eb3-bba3-0149585003bc 0149585003bc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/87bdefc8-717e-5bbe-a918-c19565ec0680 c19565ec0680]
|9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/61500e3c-690f-5642-bb9a-65af3098d5dd 65af3098d5dd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2946aff5-31ac-5a7b-9310-049b130c59b5 049b130c59b5]
|>< ))*>
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c431b3bc-b73e-5c19-a556-c1c09b3c772a c1c09b3c772a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e765f09d-f76d-589d-bde8-b7ad06307929 b7ad06307929]
|i can't form the words to describe such beauty
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fb3e06dc-6008-53cd-8618-6d703adfe88c 6d703adfe88c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1f74fb9c-6ffd-5152-be52-0383e60b30c3 0383e60b30c3]
|Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a6a86948-8fe6-5217-a883-499c0ad9a9d0 499c0ad9a9d0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/594d91d5-caee-5c0a-8512-62e698929a98 62e698929a98]
|I'd take the stairs, but...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/93956e00-2df6-5994-8bcf-28d69bd85263 28d69bd85263]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2da604f6-f295-538b-9cb9-f652662b065b f652662b065b]
|Oh god is it still following me?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d7b9d529-2b04-50ae-93a8-dc019b248515 dc019b248515]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/17546f8e-a701-528e-a140-2a328c6a26db 2a328c6a26db]
|Tycoon Simulator 2015
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f32b078f-fc13-56fb-a415-1af95f627f5c 1af95f627f5c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4c6c7b19-105d-5e5c-974e-1653a2583cd2 1653a2583cd2]
|Oh No! Not again!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3db49eaf-6abe-57da-90f2-45ba996b51c8 45ba996b51c8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/46034da9-c493-5114-a73b-e670f8b1ba67 e670f8b1ba67]
|Belgium
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ad842eb0-d86a-5df1-a6a1-c8aaba7516a0 c8aaba7516a0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/90836205-94b6-5a37-a5d8-f12910f29abb f12910f29abb]
|I can jump that far!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6680c26a-0e6b-56b0-b93d-715404024c4e 715404024c4e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7d9f0435-d2c0-59c2-919d-1a11c6c67047 1a11c6c67047]
|#strangelyaroused
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/45affa5e-aad4-597e-abad-837cbb8eeec5 837cbb8eeec5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0ca55c33-a616-56fe-a76f-47353804e990 47353804e990]
|Yes, finally the proof I am looking for!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/07e9f71e-9460-59f7-904c-50fb68b32b74 50fb68b32b74]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/06584e1a-5f47-5581-a465-443b5e53f4d8 443b5e53f4d8]
|Early stages of Giraffe evolution
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9a8356a6-1de0-553f-b423-1047ef2efbb4 1047ef2efbb4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ff410505-6ef5-5687-bc7b-4197a8b2f1cc 4197a8b2f1cc]
|OMG Becky look at her butt
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/02c26ae2-8a76-5927-a50c-83646ad2de3e 83646ad2de3e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/00d861ce-9d50-5b91-9c56-7c0e30a28c3d 7c0e30a28c3d]
|11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4b790084-6367-5be5-a61f-a6f9485aaeae a6f9485aaeae]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c28d1d9e-eb46-5151-9f5b-4256ea817e15 4256ea817e15]
|So i found this on my phone?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/00b07ddc-ba54-5e6c-ab1a-dab429a17d1e dab429a17d1e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d1e20bcb-90ad-5680-8a98-ca2a6c7e9f86 ca2a6c7e9f86]
|check out my new sauron fanfic
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/78ce9729-0c51-5947-9728-033b26484b4f 033b26484b4f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9964e385-6cfc-544d-a518-bd4c7ec061c7 bd4c7ec061c7]
|this could be improved by laser technology
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/25f28dc0-f628-5889-936d-c5c734e967d2 c5c734e967d2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/288c8d51-20db-5347-88af-51c994821764 51c994821764]
|um no.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c13bda1e-0194-5e87-b9d0-08cd23ef92df 08cd23ef92df]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5323981c-32f8-52e7-baaa-37a27812b761 37a27812b761]
|if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c855ac7b-4516-599b-8cf3-c51a9162ca27 c51a9162ca27]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/795905f0-9e02-5909-ae24-fe2ac1816284 fe2ac1816284]
|This caught my eye
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/71f763e6-9af2-5d27-8134-8ab19982aa2d 8ab19982aa2d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d1cb78da-25d1-554d-b6b6-e53c20bb80db e53c20bb80db]
|McDonald's 1 Dollar burger explained
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f813581b-670c-55a2-ae16-73597589d1c9 73597589d1c9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/91e4c200-475e-5096-995f-4aedaf16c9ab 4aedaf16c9ab]
|yes, your baby is beautiful
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/50c7006d-b160-5eb0-a212-ef75b4b05f0f ef75b4b05f0f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a38e4d7c-d495-5402-bdd1-a08adb381cb1 a08adb381cb1]
|That makes me very angry...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0c7b7438-cfde-57c2-9520-0fba53254e80 0fba53254e80]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9c34e303-b3c5-564e-9e5c-b118618d0e13 b118618d0e13]
|Voynic Manuscript ain't got nothin' on this!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5fd3325d-c89a-5f45-a6af-61f3fc4cb62a 61f3fc4cb62a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/38a5a908-3141-5fc7-b61c-48b8240a7ebf 48b8240a7ebf]
|diy abortion
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d1cc8cf6-3e8a-5e8b-984d-1674aebf8a50 1674aebf8a50]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a73d39d9-3341-5fdd-a96a-e780ea2c90d6 e780ea2c90d6]
|New amazon product
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b09d7672-99ee-5f37-b5fa-9fdab2945949 9fdab2945949]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1cc8203d-7f3b-5ba3-b245-6f396a0a1b7c 6f396a0a1b7c]
|food crisis strategy
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e415227a-3fcb-5aa2-b0e6-77a401906c0d 77a401906c0d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bab94a28-eb25-5777-b81b-20d163d05085 20d163d05085]
|memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0bd3284b-e86c-5743-86b4-67c1f9e1d01a 67c1f9e1d01a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a34bac2a-07d6-51e2-9623-8f4e787dd1ae 8f4e787dd1ae]
|I've found a new way to feed the poor
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c8768d43-8c30-5d90-b1ab-6f71d405bd07 6f71d405bd07]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/90b12bc9-5e80-5aac-be93-09425afe75e5 09425afe75e5]
|we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3be21e42-d8f6-566b-87fd-3398c54ebb3c 3398c54ebb3c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0e37d74d-184f-5088-a625-7fd248e04d1d 7fd248e04d1d]
|There's a third bump, growing fast
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1b5927ec-c97a-5a5e-a5b6-e6980d616d3f e6980d616d3f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bb5114ba-6b2f-50d4-bf58-b4c2a2c21aa4 b4c2a2c21aa4]
|WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/33e7faba-3b42-5049-b62e-334d48c09242 334d48c09242]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/925d1a04-ace1-5ce4-9cc4-f80dc78c53cf f80dc78c53cf]
|kang, do i look good in this?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/aef1dc03-5e87-5c82-81a4-3e1d1b314b35 3e1d1b314b35]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9f6cc110-fc80-565a-a06d-6d3fc3b01eff 6d3fc3b01eff]
|all I wanted was soup.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cb978c84-3af4-5407-8299-a227f8147297 a227f8147297]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1d8be174-6754-5dcb-99bc-d7b2b76fdd04 d7b2b76fdd04]
|where do all the cheetos go
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/be302f8b-4c31-54fa-9141-58e21c3fa9b8 58e21c3fa9b8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7a6b1afd-9ccd-5ac1-a28d-219174de0d49 219174de0d49]
|How much absinthe did you say was in this?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ad92cd28-944d-59f7-8bb9-f7bd5a2a3bec f7bd5a2a3bec]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d6a5ac7e-997c-538d-9908-8f5681c34239 8f5681c34239]
|I forgot to get a plane
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f752a593-7d10-5318-af32-7709aca9e3da 7709aca9e3da]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/579b4456-abbc-59f1-acf5-4901836556b9 4901836556b9]
|#livefeed #colonoscopy
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8197a50d-38f6-5e5a-92c5-e1dfaa246053 e1dfaa246053]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f848df0f-cdf5-5871-be61-10c88ecb5e94 10c88ecb5e94]
|should i see a doctor about this?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f6a1530a-4074-5fa6-8cf1-9995edf27633 9995edf27633]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/088eacc9-5e39-54fd-95d4-c0a9ca3690f5 c0a9ca3690f5]
|if you got it, flaunt it
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9e1d8458-04f0-58a9-915b-479a630f0a60 479a630f0a60]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f1fa6aa9-6519-555e-ab9d-05b4175d28e1 05b4175d28e1]
|could anyone help me find my contacts?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7f161f04-ce73-515a-b15d-4acbf93ca917 4acbf93ca917]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/68828981-11b9-5f76-ae48-0f39663919b2 0f39663919b2]
|Neil Degrasse Tyson is having a bit of an odd day.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/57941c8f-7844-5d07-bb8c-505b9a643bbd 505b9a643bbd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d9d94b85-1847-5138-8dfe-e3e871f34407 e3e871f34407]
|1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4c6e29b3-b523-5bd7-ae42-dfd07683fb6a dfd07683fb6a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/09ba118a-42ac-5757-905c-e9e956c93ba6 e9e956c93ba6]
|thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f877feb9-08d3-56b8-bdbf-e1e1359d6db5 e1e1359d6db5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3b7f4a3b-5f01-51dc-b78c-0618e8f9378d 0618e8f9378d]
|These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9ca10593-44cd-57fa-bc87-d14d92f67802 d14d92f67802]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b7634844-7251-5c5a-8eeb-09a481cc0bb3 09a481cc0bb3]
|Don't you know the Dewey decimal system!?!?!?!?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/426803ff-6708-55d0-8aeb-7e5364559c38 7e5364559c38]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bdc81448-d4fc-581f-a0bd-17915eae60bc 17915eae60bc]
|#teamplayer
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6781aa53-2d8f-51f4-8cbf-930506056d3d 930506056d3d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/866436cc-c875-59dd-b79e-dc933d5fbb12 dc933d5fbb12]
|sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/75c5a428-089b-5412-b921-2db969b99931 2db969b99931]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c5820567-767b-5935-b851-79dade814f0e 79dade814f0e]
|Tic Tac Toe, motherfucker
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/53da29cb-be79-50b0-ab13-452281583d5d 452281583d5d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/62d662f8-71f1-5b5d-8aeb-37a7e818b728 37a7e818b728]
|funny how we type xoxoxo for kisses but oxoxox for an oxen stampede
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6df59b74-0407-52ed-9b9a-fa51365dd92c fa51365dd92c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/85d81347-dfbc-5298-8204-37e4f3e8bec9 37e4f3e8bec9]
|Welp, we're done here.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fd5cf36c-1ac3-55bb-a93b-574d4edf8a16 574d4edf8a16]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e078f25c-30e2-5631-b235-6946de9c432b 6946de9c432b]
|Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/847ae799-7c70-5e12-9052-a227573171be a227573171be]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/46b89545-fcf3-570e-8acc-47b87ebe144c 47b87ebe144c]
|That is not how you Ikea
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4dd64b4a-35fa-5e51-b95b-ca863ce7f6d0 ca863ce7f6d0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/70073341-af17-506c-a1c8-bc71003069ea bc71003069ea]
|omfg who would wear that hat
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2e800cbd-5cb5-5372-9ce2-f3d16d3a88b1 f3d16d3a88b1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/255e8faa-c356-5ebb-b93f-8fa1d484696a 8fa1d484696a]
|about to die lol
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/aec62af3-83a2-5856-8090-770e6edfb409 770e6edfb409]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7673a3d7-aa08-507f-a23a-ff2d6ce79c99 ff2d6ce79c99]
|sup brah
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8dbbec9d-8944-5847-b182-413e5bf1cf70 413e5bf1cf70]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fa2e9291-aff8-5999-901d-0bdeb119f6e0 0bdeb119f6e0]
|Dance contest! #YOLO
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6bba8a08-6f98-5d1e-b24e-e3f5037bc25e e3f5037bc25e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4aeb1219-4151-56b1-a992-c01c40bc4676 c01c40bc4676]
|they told me cat eyes would make me look good
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c3be8a1b-cbc0-5ae4-8e77-757b6bf3c01d 757b6bf3c01d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/58bd8afd-0527-5dc0-a9cb-b3e92f1b2488 b3e92f1b2488]
|real landscapes have curves
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/569cee0c-23ad-55bf-84cc-e29cadcbff9e e29cadcbff9e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6f1ba914-215d-5307-aeac-b0d8f71468bb b0d8f71468bb]
|I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7f9634bd-a4d9-53c4-80d1-1067df13cc2a 1067df13cc2a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/585c7517-e711-57d0-bf50-3faae50abfa9 3faae50abfa9]
|If you hadn't invented it, it would have to exist.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/68775571-b668-59ae-b662-498072afed3b 498072afed3b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d9d39628-0624-5c1b-960c-bcf14074faa6 bcf14074faa6]
|CERN's soLUtion to a cut in funding.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1132c30c-630a-5149-8f6f-53beb2ded3aa 53beb2ded3aa]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1332481b-1437-5c23-ae9e-8becb8a785f9 8becb8a785f9]
|OOooommmm bop, bop bop bah boo whop
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5052a75b-0aae-5622-8875-5d5adfe01d7f 5d5adfe01d7f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/271e11b6-b77a-5786-8e16-69dea2b8bd26 69dea2b8bd26]
|I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8428250b-2317-5601-91bc-1f6adfc5e19a 1f6adfc5e19a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d9340c59-b2ca-5239-8c0c-99e1d025d47e 99e1d025d47e]
|you are the jets beneath my wings
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f5efb088-212b-5466-9045-65b84a6318f7 65b84a6318f7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f6b2040f-4eab-599d-bd1b-cf55053f125f cf55053f125f]
|Putin Putin in orbit
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ccb87d12-2595-56ba-9857-782c7f7b10ff 782c7f7b10ff]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/37ad31fd-185b-5abd-803c-d736fd279548 d736fd279548]
|This explains everything
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a0d8f52b-7315-5801-ae35-7570a20b92c8 7570a20b92c8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b2a645d0-a736-5ce1-92ff-bc52e95506cb bc52e95506cb]
|This will require more delta-V than we expected.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/36f86c44-d253-5d40-ba76-4c1c027e00b7 4c1c027e00b7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f4099c26-57f5-5a20-bc01-7cf8b1287075 7cf8b1287075]
|THis is a love/hate poem.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5dd0ba5a-a536-5ce4-813c-b4ac2ba0ee5b b4ac2ba0ee5b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a7c8da43-649f-5da8-b78f-ecb790b3409c ecb790b3409c]
|Piglet was not amused
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3dde43c1-1684-51f7-8f04-6a84a84e317d 6a84a84e317d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9757fdf4-db68-54cd-92a5-1ee46fe2aa65 1ee46fe2aa65]
|Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2dc5ab25-4b64-5f24-af25-50aeb6679209 50aeb6679209]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c0b5caf5-650b-5776-821f-587e01f875ff 587e01f875ff]
|ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/726976fc-8af3-5ef7-b337-918d6d60885c 918d6d60885c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/00b8b9da-7892-5265-9251-91254334143f 91254334143f]
|And this, my dear, disproves the coriolis effect.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a0aec836-2c6e-5d49-a6b4-794e44845a50 794e44845a50]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c8c7c215-9406-5b7a-97dc-49cdeb92ecf6 49cdeb92ecf6]
|i'd like bacteria a lot more if they smiled.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/df0d23df-4ea1-5ec2-b4e4-8976d1318843 8976d1318843]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5337d71f-420a-56e5-adf7-9d0371422f7c 9d0371422f7c]
|In case you didn't know, that's an entire city running away. Buildings and all. You should run too.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d1c716c3-0ce1-5106-932d-006e43849282 006e43849282]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6366a53-f01c-54bb-b265-de6f77a0d4dc de6f77a0d4dc]
|the dog scanned my homework
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/afc6fdd6-f17d-5c1e-bfb4-32e6d366e0ac 32e6d366e0ac]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7c4e012c-62dc-5ad7-a6fe-0c08ba927563 0c08ba927563]
|Aw, yisss!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1b6fa4c2-6eea-5769-8087-fd83e8064cc4 fd83e8064cc4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ce31a1fd-0a44-5afa-b9da-2c4c5c27f981 2c4c5c27f981]
|New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a1b92bf0-b187-593b-885c-21a72bec0db7 21a72bec0db7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9c6c0448-4041-5d13-910f-b9d5949f285a b9d5949f285a]
|The dress is black and white!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d016e05a-4bfc-5d1a-a82f-e2edcdc8c989 e2edcdc8c989]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/39415b54-bc66-5f49-bb0b-7504f42b612e 7504f42b612e]
|You lied to me.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/48a8a25e-4809-5834-910d-269c186e0c48 269c186e0c48]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e286dea7-1781-5499-8b04-64aec6aac29e 64aec6aac29e]
|sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4cd758cc-a937-5cd7-ab1a-386806970650 386806970650]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bf3c6ec0-f523-5d56-86e9-585e5d0517b5 585e5d0517b5]
|I should not have tried those shrooms...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/023fd9d8-cc11-50c4-8fcd-821b4ccf2e7d 821b4ccf2e7d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/83388c8a-405c-5b82-9b8b-49c9c3765947 49c9c3765947]
|nasa and the Post office collaborate on new postage stamp
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6117f55d-54f5-5993-96cb-f20a79fdf87b f20a79fdf87b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/859eadeb-41b6-5bdc-8564-fa57c6c5e546 fa57c6c5e546]
|conserve yours until the last possible second
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/95a42588-ef06-5b1e-a453-74406d94be92 74406d94be92]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7eb48cec-d45a-5f4d-9215-5d142ec5ff4d 5d142ec5ff4d]
|...And then we decided it was time to leave
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2bf677a6-3a87-526e-bbd3-845265d2ad6d 845265d2ad6d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5bc33467-ae2f-5206-8518-5303e2f6e8b0 5303e2f6e8b0]
|balloon ninja strikes again
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d39c902b-3cea-597b-a0f2-87d7a77a03ed 87d7a77a03ed]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bc636047-99d0-58f8-9b38-8d107dd70e34 8d107dd70e34]
|My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a38964c9-9a27-5f74-8e86-64ca58a46b3f 64ca58a46b3f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c5820567-767b-5935-b851-79dade814f0e 79dade814f0e]
|My new pony <3<3<3xoxo<3<3<3
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f4112d68-56a5-5a70-b647-c52cf7b1f195 c52cf7b1f195]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/13524dec-423f-5910-b101-000ec871f216 000ec871f216]
|hello darkness my old friend
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f3aff3e3-7bb6-56d8-a362-e7d9e5a60232 e7d9e5a60232]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/388e4d46-a848-5ffe-85d0-bec5ae9a11c3 bec5ae9a11c3]
|Every day my damn cat makes this face
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1a6aaa58-8318-515a-9585-c23cd46d3bd6 c23cd46d3bd6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b73996a1-4a8e-5cf8-bbe1-65b7f500c5ee 65b7f500c5ee]
|Selfie with Benedict Cumberbatch
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/be9ff951-b9f3-5912-ac57-6978185a93ad 6978185a93ad]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fe8f8ac4-d20c-58b3-9f7c-92b0b5a6f5e7 92b0b5a6f5e7]
|Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday; I can't be sure.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/869a192c-043c-5e00-ae52-889e6121c940 889e6121c940]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/834ab250-95ea-5709-8249-945dee2035fd 945dee2035fd]
|i did not account for the flames
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/89db7f9b-b7a1-5c7f-8041-caf2bf8ec10c caf2bf8ec10c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ba5ca8ac-96e3-507b-a832-134f2d23f936 134f2d23f936]
|gone fishing
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d44dffd5-38ca-551e-ae02-eb68136844bf eb68136844bf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/107d5f57-058a-51f5-9241-59aba174c130 59aba174c130]
|What in the hell was I thinking ?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/84742dcd-085d-5bb7-bcb7-2538fb35377a 2538fb35377a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/700cf6ba-e0f1-514e-bf4f-fbf869179818 fbf869179818]
|Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8206b4cf-983a-5bea-951e-a635d8e4d99d a635d8e4d99d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/86539afd-7a30-5af5-b039-de147fc45936 de147fc45936]
|Me, when I realised I hadn't packed any Messenger pigeons. Awkward!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d36e4d2c-de96-57c4-8bd6-4db9cfe08388 4db9cfe08388]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f65d8e26-7eb2-5ca7-8926-6d26a988015b 6d26a988015b]
|5th of November went too far this year
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d3381f09-c755-560e-9daa-d68d7ecde1ee d68d7ecde1ee]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/df777831-b5fa-5f11-b4af-1dd718c7e20d 1dd718c7e20d]
|my children will never understand me
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b85b3ce1-7db1-5b0d-a5f4-b7e0b53f9c57 b7e0b53f9c57]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/904de3b7-6db0-5120-9119-677c992b0b79 677c992b0b79]
|AGHHHHH
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a9b8015e-b34b-5ab2-9b2b-87966c4a682e 87966c4a682e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/445d3127-001d-558c-bde9-13e8c12da851 13e8c12da851]
|Your viewpoints offend my sensibilities. please change them.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/dbe27d24-fa9a-5ff1-ad0b-b05734d01214 b05734d01214]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b9d72fdc-30da-502b-8647-c9671f8f1811 c9671f8f1811]
|I guess the cat didn't really want to go to the vet
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1b2c2171-0d32-5dd5-add2-ae3c25f33879 ae3c25f33879]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f3753baf-d13a-5d6b-9220-010bad314260 010bad314260]
|It's ALIVE!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/038ff221-13f9-50eb-b70f-06d99f142c08 06d99f142c08]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/83de15e4-5651-5c81-b98b-b10305bc0eec b10305bc0eec]
|Come on and Slam!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2a8aa776-98ea-566b-856f-a43d614bac1d a43d614bac1d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fde2be7d-cbc6-5b6f-b84e-b35140be3d8a b35140be3d8a]
|Putin Putin in orbit
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c6aac192-1378-57e4-863c-40be638ccf14 40be638ccf14]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6e84ff0-b972-5cdf-9df8-251cb75bfed3 251cb75bfed3]
|Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5f83340c-5ea9-51c4-bba6-1cae906552f8 1cae906552f8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4f34ff4b-cb87-5131-b94a-e23564e985fc e23564e985fc]
|Pacman or ms.Pacman?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ebda763b-c00d-5937-991a-c748cf1a9e2b c748cf1a9e2b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2d4d8999-03e3-5eb4-b85f-95b971c3cde5 95b971c3cde5]
|DUCK CONFUSED ABOUT DRESS COLOR, FEELING DEPRESSED
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1c9c2692-42d7-599b-b22a-a2f12b3389db a2f12b3389db]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ca4e27ee-60c3-58c3-b087-02cd1184af7c 02cd1184af7c]
|picture of my boyfriend
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/22b9bb46-6d4a-51fb-82a7-0325ae140c9a 0325ae140c9a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/67480b4b-d072-53a3-a0e5-66a7eb17d952 66a7eb17d952]
|#comfortfood
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/be33ea61-f95f-5564-a420-5bdd4bf39e46 5bdd4bf39e46]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a8e0bcda-718a-5c52-ad90-683e31f465af 683e31f465af]
|This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/99a4e156-86ea-5f90-9c4d-d01755170612 d01755170612]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/58553adb-b6e3-50e3-8801-dee56203e7d9 dee56203e7d9]
|My nieghbor totoro loses his mind
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7472e6ed-6269-5fc1-921e-bbe743c2aa99 bbe743c2aa99]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3a4d256d-301b-5565-958f-f2272f4ed906 f2272f4ed906]
|brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2ae49770-a1cd-5365-950d-6e01248bfa0f 6e01248bfa0f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/320d9feb-542d-5a6e-ad5c-9c744a798c2b 9c744a798c2b]
|PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/61d1b3b1-fe9c-5597-bebb-ab3a4c305892 ab3a4c305892]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ba051f57-b5ac-5c0a-a150-d385b44277a8 d385b44277a8]
|He nailed it!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5493c182-3e7f-52ae-b006-18352625f7fa 18352625f7fa]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d1cb78da-25d1-554d-b6b6-e53c20bb80db e53c20bb80db]
|Should i fall from grace?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/15b860b1-40ce-5c0f-a6de-258d2fb4a2f0 258d2fb4a2f0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b9c90925-15c4-54b1-b809-75112f9ce8d1 75112f9ce8d1]
|found this on google maps earlier.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2a079d88-905d-540a-8d3d-d9eba0b167f5 d9eba0b167f5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9f6cc110-fc80-565a-a06d-6d3fc3b01eff 6d3fc3b01eff]
|Bomber one on approach
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b825197a-f922-5f02-b385-1d28b7078127 1d28b7078127]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d3278187-b303-5be6-a538-fd4bab0c30e3 fd4bab0c30e3]
|This trebuchet is set to self-destruct!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/917ac65c-7912-5255-87a1-c5d03c2af4aa c5d03c2af4aa]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/28f762b3-61b8-5f02-88ae-89ec8c7e81be 89ec8c7e81be]
|Insert a turnip into the serial port.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2903e578-10ab-5090-bf59-169faac4b5ad 169faac4b5ad]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2e96e479-5028-522f-ac1d-03fabcf11842 03fabcf11842]
|Straight outta compton
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/dee6e00a-f8a1-5f8a-84a8-ff659a8303c5 ff659a8303c5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/343360c9-2128-5b24-93e1-f215e9833088 f215e9833088]
|#cloudywithachanceofmeatballs
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3c36e770-4cec-5522-a7cd-5b381536b922 5b381536b922]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2ce10d4a-a362-5a81-962b-42b45c70ab63 42b45c70ab63]
|Who knows how to restart Windows 97? Help
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/be506adb-c6ad-5a03-98d4-99b9e5fca3a9 99b9e5fca3a9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f03ff043-f4ea-524e-9af7-fcf9829a0289 fcf9829a0289]
|The last thing you see before you die
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7164d4b9-66b7-5f77-b6ca-321b062fe7d5 321b062fe7d5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2eea7b7b-d459-5c7d-b896-b71d2b588ffa b71d2b588ffa]
|Dude! Dude? Dude.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cd0850ef-052e-5813-954b-1d2d502a61cf 1d2d502a61cf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/27e0a26c-32a5-5aa7-a910-9dd1b34179b8 9dd1b34179b8]
|Terms and conditions apply, actual product may vary
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c5da7c15-acef-5680-b8ff-04ec5ad8b4d2 04ec5ad8b4d2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c58a5275-dfbd-5096-9683-d0e8bbc0b9c9 d0e8bbc0b9c9]
|In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3caf6229-2a02-5c3e-8973-7722408ed626 7722408ed626]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b4246a88-f0ba-5f42-a325-9e908c1e588b 9e908c1e588b]
|Who came first?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/820eb5b5-8217-5111-ab51-9a41dae9959a 9a41dae9959a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4aac8ade-7083-50c2-ad45-9cd76ca5646a 9cd76ca5646a]
|i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/96bf59a5-225a-571e-a424-44c401cb2ef3 44c401cb2ef3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f52f89b9-2004-57d1-9b61-ab85e27b7760 ab85e27b7760]
|Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c7a2cf69-3b30-50be-9b6d-4adbee82bd2e 4adbee82bd2e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9c1e8ce6-138b-591f-b56f-62e84e525fed 62e84e525fed]
|at last, validation
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5726bec3-1282-5c7c-8471-712f435be30b 712f435be30b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/04a3c76d-3b34-53e7-bc15-b2986ed8bc68 b2986ed8bc68]
|Alan?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7d8ac973-4d30-55e3-8d6e-9a4814202a3d 9a4814202a3d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8ec27cba-7d93-5714-8a79-5dabbc0d204e 5dabbc0d204e]
|Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/489cd72d-883a-5880-9f83-b7ffb6837572 b7ffb6837572]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8fff59db-1eb5-5623-9fad-de9799256792 de9799256792]
|why do we want to go to space if we're already in space
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6fdfffe2-2934-5563-9aa1-c3628a1bc51d c3628a1bc51d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/716b4a46-b956-5675-a919-a43875abf9bb a43875abf9bb]
|"Oh Sword-chan" "Yes Gun-Kun?"
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d1d28af6-09bf-5f8b-96a6-fd3bb4ddfbda fd3bb4ddfbda]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3a71801b-0b63-5f9e-87a6-0f980ded561f 0f980ded561f]
|Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f8c2a270-5c21-5cef-b0c7-631d903b3db0 631d903b3db0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6868e29-633c-5bd3-86d8-0a383ab79273 0a383ab79273]
|visual from Most important meeting today
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5763e99f-d041-505f-bacf-7b8fe9a3255d 7b8fe9a3255d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7cdfb74f-7e49-59da-9fec-416a214c5e51 416a214c5e51]
|I'm a bird lol
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9636579d-ab13-57b3-8ce4-bd793931bf9b bd793931bf9b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6c0edf28-52e8-5b24-beae-aa1baf6dd6df aa1baf6dd6df]
|There is a whole other world in my navel
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e9b0b367-23a2-58ad-8701-6fb5f662a884 6fb5f662a884]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9202a4a5-c39b-5d43-8008-3fe1cee150de 3fe1cee150de]
|First day of school.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9faa2a10-d1cc-5ec0-8107-f8f5451433c0 f8f5451433c0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1133ba55-d13d-549c-8178-ac459ea06674 ac459ea06674]
|Visual representation of Dubstep
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/50490c1c-62d3-520b-a718-a301d04c8e76 a301d04c8e76]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/26d636f3-99a8-5599-b359-3630e827d3b0 3630e827d3b0]
|Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d8cc82b0-8732-5b2f-9434-45d7ad2aa15f 45d7ad2aa15f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c400fadd-1c5f-514d-888b-8435d69fc621 8435d69fc621]
|Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4420f39c-eb50-563c-8981-5eab6a969f53 5eab6a969f53]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2b77720c-587e-5725-bc2a-5f814d6725df 5f814d6725df]
|transformers, electrical devices that transfer energy between two or more circuits through electromagnetic induction
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/31a98575-1b2c-516d-b989-aeda11efbf30 aeda11efbf30]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c85fdca6-34eb-55b4-aa82-d57e8cc21915 d57e8cc21915]
|I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING, BUT HE SOUNDS LIKE HE'D MAKE A GREAT PRESIDENT
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1d82fcd0-a94f-5567-946d-ecd5151820b0 ecd5151820b0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/071e45ec-6007-5420-b715-1e6b2657824a 1e6b2657824a]
|Who needs the Chunnel?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/56476a7e-9ee7-50b6-8b9b-ea67456f423f ea67456f423f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/df0f32ee-d65e-5022-9a84-179dbd8f7209 179dbd8f7209]
|rofl
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a69c3210-fd6c-5da1-a515-2c4cb6976c38 2c4cb6976c38]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/53b05784-11cd-554a-a6fb-10c1d5425f48 10c1d5425f48]
|lost, no gps. does anyone recognize this landmark?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/35f0b689-774e-5702-a4bf-fca70e2cdee0 fca70e2cdee0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1115115b-d4a7-520e-80fa-bfe766b7ab8e bfe766b7ab8e]
|Now that I am an adult I can decide what that means.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ba9795bd-3034-540e-8039-c97a5b94735e c97a5b94735e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/67480b4b-d072-53a3-a0e5-66a7eb17d952 66a7eb17d952]
|Officer, You could arrest me, but just this once, let's Just Hug it Out.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a067da20-0eb9-533a-9cd9-463168df94ae 463168df94ae]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cc7f5a10-45b8-5eed-885c-d71e39d587ea d71e39d587ea]
|Gravedigging time
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8652a3d6-5fdc-5faa-8496-c9fb52672ce6 c9fb52672ce6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4d98fae9-78fb-5637-beb5-b3fd15c6ef49 b3fd15c6ef49]
|Do the Harlem Shake
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/477ead10-8f90-57b6-84f9-7ab58f8fcee9 7ab58f8fcee9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ae52c6bb-7caa-5556-8c0c-8fa29f2c3b55 8fa29f2c3b55]
|That's too much, man!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c9788bf3-b5c4-5a3a-b3fc-402db323289d 402db323289d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7f5f6aff-3e4c-54a1-a878-ecab86e87dfd ecab86e87dfd]
|they told me cat eyes would make me look good
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c089937e-b76d-5485-842c-3313066c69f1 3313066c69f1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/323ea15d-db8e-5d48-a714-29559414abc8 29559414abc8]
|Hey, it's windows 7 again!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5b3ad880-fd1a-5165-b2e0-7dbbb094f4eb 7dbbb094f4eb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/58384a5d-84ee-57ec-918b-8e249d5ebd4f 8e249d5ebd4f]
|thats what she said
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1341d07c-0374-5664-8d95-dd2dc2c470d9 dd2dc2c470d9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/58384a5d-84ee-57ec-918b-8e249d5ebd4f 8e249d5ebd4f]
|I fixed it guys
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/282313a2-81bb-5d70-bca0-abe5a1de2106 abe5a1de2106]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4547235c-8451-591c-9c6d-22d38bd088f3 22d38bd088f3]
|On what planet is this an acceptable shade tree? #Goaway
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/114141f8-b0e7-50a9-a18c-0a7c42d04dda 0a7c42d04dda]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/130e8394-3f6c-5055-b723-2f504fa6b560 2f504fa6b560]
|My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a937078b-2404-54c5-b8a4-e5b54e7b8c20 e5b54e7b8c20]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/271a81e4-69fb-5835-b1b2-f76a9c1c18a3 f76a9c1c18a3]
|I thought it was a good idea at the time
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4f33ca95-b8f5-560e-a179-ff2423a9cd52 ff2423a9cd52]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/72eb6ef2-9a43-5e32-81f2-654bbc9c2f25 654bbc9c2f25]
|...monsters from the id...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9010d9c0-19a0-594d-ba2d-8a7b9e8b98e3 8a7b9e8b98e3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b9aabdfd-5de8-5328-8a61-8828788976ac 8828788976ac]
|▒☺▒
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c24a72ad-f2f9-58a5-860f-1ca7183e5899 1ca7183e5899]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/38637656-e9f4-5046-a64f-3f6ca5506d41 3f6ca5506d41]
|get your ass to mars
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1a4e578e-5fcb-5661-aeb6-b4180a0e26a2 b4180a0e26a2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6fffecf3-6aba-5b56-87d8-8c14620c97ab 8c14620c97ab]
|#selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8109323b-0299-5012-b78a-9a527ff09b4c 9a527ff09b4c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c543e560-9cf3-5f42-813b-379ea8975719 379ea8975719]
|My roommate ordered pizza - I didn't save him any.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/190e7c5d-4469-52be-9ed0-15d497a292b9 15d497a292b9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c10a4e71-ed55-593a-b7e8-85e0c52e34c9 85e0c52e34c9]
|At that moment, something snapped.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/284e4da3-6bed-5cf7-ac6a-cfdd0d4aab06 cfdd0d4aab06]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/341b55d0-a744-553b-8669-1517d1c49c37 1517d1c49c37]
|do you reckon i can feed this to my pet spider?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f8754609-7d7f-5b19-9ecd-fc5f56150d65 fc5f56150d65]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6e2b9f07-c3fb-5e62-ba6e-7b6d6ac883c8 7b6d6ac883c8]
|How Else dID you think they make Toothpicks?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d7760698-651f-5dfd-9812-6ecbb2c4fc32 6ecbb2c4fc32]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/84880697-c410-5b49-a903-cd4373c68bb4 cd4373c68bb4]
|A delicate pear
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/40b82a37-b0f4-5cfc-bc9e-9c3dfce9793f 9c3dfce9793f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4d6e744a-f149-595a-9dc7-557c339bd830 557c339bd830]
|And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c76b29b6-5407-5a32-8473-5122a2ac52c4 5122a2ac52c4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/caf01eac-7b35-59b4-886f-3e378fe3e0a5 3e378fe3e0a5]
|no one ever suspected the shovel
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/474646bf-28f8-52bc-909a-1a393a978bbf 1a393a978bbf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f011564e-d34c-54a8-bed3-61e1d3187ec4 61e1d3187ec4]
|I say: nuts to that!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/680d4454-a716-5abe-ab3b-48317a947196 48317a947196]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5b2a6eed-5009-5618-9c58-79463e5aed81 79463e5aed81]
|Help! HELP! I need an adult
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a08ea7e6-4cc5-5a3d-b6a2-4c5c507de081 4c5c507de081]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1e078b88-0722-5e0e-a965-3f4cb185b4aa 3f4cb185b4aa]
|my friend posing while a plane flies by
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/907c17a2-f0bd-51dc-abae-56ea4e7762ce 56ea4e7762ce]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d2ceed08-f18a-56c9-bc09-fe4cc0126964 fe4cc0126964]
|they had no idea the damage they had done
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/070f1418-ff77-5d29-8432-b34ff3a210c9 b34ff3a210c9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a65af6a9-250a-5e4a-bedf-b6cd35e6beab b6cd35e6beab]
|THE BEES!!!!!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4f98d213-9e80-5adf-ba4c-bf0fc77da54c bf0fc77da54c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fd279166-d13f-5d74-862f-a40295449b86 a40295449b86]
|Walrus!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/965a48a1-e535-5687-b85d-5a04cbdd5c5e 5a04cbdd5c5e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4f731b25-c203-5f3f-9f46-dfd278a3889b dfd278a3889b]
|Thorax Cluster
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3016a619-9303-5a6d-93fa-d719c6795cd2 d719c6795cd2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ed385f97-ae69-5655-884c-542298d741b7 542298d741b7]
|Meet fluffy, just showed up at my door one night
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0d5950f5-08e1-597e-89e1-c3d2c11e9584 c3d2c11e9584]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/09bc00c3-cd5c-581c-8576-51bc9c2d18f8 51bc9c2d18f8]
|A job so boring a bird could do it
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/eae915df-c165-5f43-8869-56c5496fc65c 56c5496fc65c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/36de13dd-5b9e-5e55-ade6-efdc4ed8a11e efdc4ed8a11e]
|Fish hooks REALLY REALLY HURT
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ba243934-9b94-57f1-819e-41c9d9b977d7 41c9d9b977d7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e6a1270d-edd6-5908-a76b-9518a7177d7f 9518a7177d7f]
|New false color imagery from mars curiousity
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8257a3e7-69d1-5a68-8a53-7ca2fbc34869 7ca2fbc34869]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/85065dc6-7524-5607-b41f-57498405462f 57498405462f]
|what has begun cannot be undone. God and devil alike has forsaken us.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b80cbcc2-9c1a-599f-9fd8-bbdd46eb7bf8 bbdd46eb7bf8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/46bc2322-3258-5806-90c3-5e3a6f0a97df 5e3a6f0a97df]
|picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/90452fb3-f1ef-52d5-85f9-aa9364a4042b aa9364a4042b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c1dfab0b-53c7-5864-8417-c3595c6146c3 c3595c6146c3]
|got to meet with charlie sheen
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/303bfbfd-2264-50cd-bc83-de574236887a de574236887a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f8c8e1d2-6eae-5416-8b97-bb8cf07016d9 bb8cf07016d9]
|Aesthetic.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ac3d5f77-f256-5f5e-a23a-e9a4df774888 e9a4df774888]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/31112eab-0e76-594b-8423-01ce84c015b0 01ce84c015b0]
|Guys, this picture is awful
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b572933e-2527-5076-b966-74a583d5694b 74a583d5694b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5d60fad5-91c8-5e2e-8d59-892bc2bbd3e6 892bc2bbd3e6]
|The answer is blowing in the wind...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5b642aae-5e10-5b0d-a6c3-80db6e09d335 80db6e09d335]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b540ad4a-1c94-5191-aa80-ba12456cb80d ba12456cb80d]
|When in doubt, just blow on it!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7f1c576e-a0ed-5c25-8412-3b8f19a5d64b 3b8f19a5d64b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6f86982-d5ee-5f02-96ab-cb75a888b3f1 cb75a888b3f1]
|Lemons don't smell like cheese when you burn them.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1c5cfc0b-d975-582f-8b42-bbf09b4f6f56 bbf09b4f6f56]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5abb5b9d-3429-5560-ac38-98fc754ed92b 98fc754ed92b]
|The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that in glory and triumph they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c43e527c-7b49-5122-9ece-3b73a13fb6df 3b73a13fb6df]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8d0e0384-d7f7-5c9d-b974-2999e093cf0e 2999e093cf0e]
|The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2e56a5ae-c376-59d4-a5bb-dc691018bf42 dc691018bf42]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/200a8ced-d247-5c36-b6c0-5e248b165c6c 5e248b165c6c]
|Doctor whheeeeeeeeee
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b6913406-6732-5117-9b99-f7a296ddbf2f f7a296ddbf2f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/de6fa1d4-b943-5108-8e56-cac3bd57f24c cac3bd57f24c]
|Get that camera out of my face!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/60c5f5f9-7913-5e20-8032-535ad6cc60e9 535ad6cc60e9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/05d393a5-ffaf-5632-92a1-a7c35dac0e8e a7c35dac0e8e]
|Luuunch-Tiiiiiime
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/80d8c55b-d428-514c-a8ff-999822ddda9f 999822ddda9f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e3bcd047-5c79-5747-8e0e-98d4e0fa74a6 98d4e0fa74a6]
|Copernicus: The early years
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0845b98d-cd7b-5f7f-81f2-50aff49efd80 50aff49efd80]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ce2836b8-5d66-594a-85cb-aa40d23c63f2 aa40d23c63f2]
|Still no martians
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ff6661b0-b1ee-573b-92f9-887db5342a55 887db5342a55]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5175aa99-1b6d-5fd2-9133-295ba903b9f0 295ba903b9f0]
|I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c4abdd67-551a-5689-9796-0098f5a52034 0098f5a52034]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bddd3c7c-937b-5063-8bce-212085ad2af5 212085ad2af5]
|The man leaned in close, and that was when she discovered he had clockwork eyes!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ab4e756b-0b2c-57d3-9396-84fe01e8dc95 84fe01e8dc95]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/226cb5b8-a50a-581e-8c84-22ca9362bda8 22ca9362bda8]
|I trained him to do this, but now he won't stop.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1d50aecb-cd80-54aa-bf14-b17d326052ab b17d326052ab]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3c267128-b231-56cd-9385-3a01b14401e1 3a01b14401e1]
|So... the other day, I was minding my own business...you'll never guess what happened next!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/465b2b7d-d4c1-5693-8d8e-c63b5a5258c2 c63b5a5258c2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/55278a87-06e9-5b18-96bf-502e98256e3a 502e98256e3a]
|All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5b8a9744-6c71-5ecf-8a62-408d02b1077f 408d02b1077f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/28471b6f-ac36-51e2-8ecd-2a1f33aed846 2a1f33aed846]
|I CHOOSE YOU!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1541b8a0-abea-5256-b5c2-7a8efc6115f3 7a8efc6115f3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/05d201b8-1d4c-5968-a370-09ca4e467013 09ca4e467013]
|#notallmen
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/17069f36-f66a-50e6-b69e-e951c74f2700 e951c74f2700]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/790cb175-7a2e-5578-9d83-8c3f74a1ba7a 8c3f74a1ba7a]
|day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/843607c4-0e02-5ff6-b490-0c951e3b23ca 0c951e3b23ca]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4a844fc6-170c-55af-b804-15e0a09ec3a5 15e0a09ec3a5]
|welcome to Argentina
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/86c343e1-2f00-5aee-8c5d-04ef95e1aaac 04ef95e1aaac]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/65629812-7f75-5fe1-8131-a30345528883 a30345528883]
|you're not as good at this as you think you are.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a6cfb880-0d46-57c6-844d-1a3130b3bce1 1a3130b3bce1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/28005c88-821f-5d00-8065-3303a3961e6c 3303a3961e6c]
|I was going to eat it, but then I found Out It had Gluten
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/17b55ab7-6afe-51bc-b248-cd8edeb5eec4 cd8edeb5eec4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5fdfa410-6a6f-54b7-8246-f28bfae2260b f28bfae2260b]
|not sure whether or not to tip him
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cc6b9f6b-01b2-5d83-a711-08408171acf0 08408171acf0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3e89f6ef-5a7a-566a-bb47-f8be09fdfea1 f8be09fdfea1]
|Skydiving #photobomb #shark #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7c598aaa-c437-5a36-8c48-765272df7f76 765272df7f76]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/025ba82f-ad01-5580-b6ee-e2dffdd62ace e2dffdd62ace]
|Brittish think tank
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/267354ac-ed71-5158-93b5-c24bcd754bc7 c24bcd754bc7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ec2af67a-0d66-578e-a295-4aeeb94908ca 4aeeb94908ca]
|#Long_Exposure
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/062489db-9f8d-5a59-a77c-981d9d4b0929 981d9d4b0929]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7526e1d0-9c2a-548a-8146-360ff8e387e3 360ff8e387e3]
|Where do I plug this in?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9a02a02f-f66a-5592-b129-586352c82766 586352c82766]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f3462dbd-c8e8-5496-b75c-fe82a33ffaa3 fe82a33ffaa3]
|Where do I plug this in?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e2b33278-6f92-5d4b-acb4-0b1fcecd1fb3 0b1fcecd1fb3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/05d393a5-ffaf-5632-92a1-a7c35dac0e8e a7c35dac0e8e]
|Time time time time
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/06a4ea01-044d-55b7-977e-e32aedda057b e32aedda057b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/87871616-d2cd-54df-8ef0-92333070570d 92333070570d]
|FUCK NOT AGAIN
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5fec0ebd-1513-5258-8f8e-64cfdbede617 64cfdbede617]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2218a541-46ab-5e58-a99e-96d63024371a 96d63024371a]
|new member of the family
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ad62c632-a160-5ccf-809d-60eb20446336 60eb20446336]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fa2e9291-aff8-5999-901d-0bdeb119f6e0 0bdeb119f6e0]
|man it's hot today
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9cd82837-b812-5b73-b037-77ef48b05bb9 77ef48b05bb9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/054b21bd-e1df-510f-909a-c4752ceae387 c4752ceae387]
|Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b9540a6c-02e4-57e3-a872-dd157d5d9c5e dd157d5d9c5e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dbb1b115-6808-50db-8cb3-e2e1a1cc4c97 e2e1a1cc4c97]
|Ramen is squishy and soft
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9b287d09-09a2-5f70-8d75-31add2d79475 31add2d79475]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2ccd91a0-b4f9-5b54-972f-233c927fcb31 233c927fcb31]
|The dark helps me see in the carrots
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b41d4fe6-f819-54c3-b02e-0f5e2c7df1c2 0f5e2c7df1c2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b36c5bac-b510-522c-9f68-672ef33f2dd2 672ef33f2dd2]
|captcha: Enter picture description
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f32e1ccf-5865-59a5-bdd6-469ba81311ce 469ba81311ce]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fe863a5b-275b-5ace-85f0-9c311536d1a4 9c311536d1a4]
|thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/09d988a6-dd73-529a-879e-09983145631c 09983145631c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/99bee7a4-364a-5b4b-b4a5-38b111244701 38b111244701]
|Sunrise over the La brea tar pits! #majestic
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3fbfb9ee-978a-54e2-96e0-367e16dac83a 367e16dac83a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/049d588b-ccc4-52c5-a545-77ed0a75923a 77ed0a75923a]
|'Murica, hell yeah!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e9fb1618-79fe-508e-9d53-ad10acb37bfc ad10acb37bfc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/54ccb3ef-d071-55b5-b809-b18f4833dfc9 b18f4833dfc9]
|Life is a matter of perspective, really.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1feb627c-b0d7-552b-b3ef-db492dc752e1 db492dc752e1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4fb0d6a4-3835-5cae-a070-2c13fb98dd2f 2c13fb98dd2f]
|Hasbro's new product targets both the small girl and the adult male demographics.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/dfb27ca1-8a85-5398-9c7e-6228bc7e3d79 6228bc7e3d79]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c112436c-8ce4-50e3-a809-24039adfde43 24039adfde43]
|Whale Selfie!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/62635fb8-a074-5678-ada5-f416c12e1001 f416c12e1001]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2507f340-9240-54f7-b5b2-3edb0cf4af16 3edb0cf4af16]
|breakfast in 'merica
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/975a4132-88b6-5429-9886-c345e496684f c345e496684f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8839bf64-7f82-5762-909d-f565581780cd f565581780cd]
|I hear someone yelling at me... i have no idea why
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ecfcea87-102e-57bc-8b89-cf3fd76b47c4 cf3fd76b47c4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6906dd42-3359-51ef-8793-fde50ce0de4a fde50ce0de4a]
|I trained him to do this, but now he won't stop.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/19121ca4-e178-54c9-922b-4c99514db9d3 4c99514db9d3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f23ee083-58b8-5734-85c2-83aee66830ba 83aee66830ba]
|Pac-man's missing piece
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/06c97cb4-e3cb-50a8-b8fa-171967c6726b 171967c6726b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a77295fe-640e-5568-aef2-4c487298214a 4c487298214a]
|Danger: low clearance
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6ab8462d-be77-5b74-91ed-8ad9c0b65129 8ad9c0b65129]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/07ce4694-dd81-5412-bb7b-4b18d3d276c6 4b18d3d276c6]
|The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/23923beb-8ad8-5766-8ada-4b7971d885dd 4b7971d885dd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a94ee7fa-e13a-5428-b2ba-9132fcca1e40 9132fcca1e40]
|every breath you take, every move you make
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/75dfd288-9832-5359-9c69-01245fc291e6 01245fc291e6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f23ee083-58b8-5734-85c2-83aee66830ba 83aee66830ba]
|Picked this up at the thrift shop
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8168faf6-ba52-52ca-8158-80dc6da635e3 80dc6da635e3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/53a4f11b-6424-56c9-9f7b-13e7f7b6f27d 13e7f7b6f27d]
|PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3c05cc57-827c-5723-806f-d22c5153047f d22c5153047f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fb105160-9604-5da0-840f-fe2099a3d7da fe2099a3d7da]
|best snowman ever!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/37056040-b1f5-5473-820e-6589d713d37f 6589d713d37f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ecba356d-cf0a-5dfa-b1db-f23b28dce404 f23b28dce404]
|#Long_Exposure
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bdf501a9-b9d8-5a0a-ba04-e3fbae1c060e e3fbae1c060e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/72117cde-9cc1-5e95-b898-05f68e495551 05f68e495551]
|i think it's working now, ask me anything
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9411012e-e094-5601-96e1-99b28b5a3c59 99b28b5a3c59]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1fa4a82b-a924-51af-ac9b-8b6278674dd8 8b6278674dd8]
|Max gentleman
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/60760d0a-bc17-5c26-963c-ee96c2d97c20 ee96c2d97c20]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f1ad9795-7574-58a7-ac0b-0eb151241b5b 0eb151241b5b]
|The Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ba7f5119-f8bb-5e73-a95c-8196a3c5a411 8196a3c5a411]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0d940fd9-aa0f-55dd-9303-ea70881bd416 ea70881bd416]
|Come back! We aren't really going to eat you!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f18f091a-99a0-5fd0-8398-5d8ec3412c84 5d8ec3412c84]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ee4698dc-353d-5f5a-9b4d-7aff78b9668c 7aff78b9668c]
|Who's that Pokémon?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/97b2f8dc-59fc-55bd-9434-bf50411c965d bf50411c965d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fab03f9c-ce06-5b03-9f87-721fde3c43af 721fde3c43af]
|All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/80e050db-733f-5249-8e03-09d4da5d0848 09d4da5d0848]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7d2d17ee-a2bc-570e-ac38-991f9cbfe479 991f9cbfe479]
|Worst roomMate Ever
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d6264193-49ae-568e-98c8-a14bb8168add a14bb8168add]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bdeb71c2-0c6f-52a3-bb69-eda21a85ca77 eda21a85ca77]
|photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3ab04fb6-015f-51b0-97bb-c804e22caf4b c804e22caf4b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2a783fdb-c227-5c7c-8421-4f7177764f53 4f7177764f53]
|Bird seed companies HATE him
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a90c0864-8cf4-5c51-afa8-1d71da11a2ab 1d71da11a2ab]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5bde364d-93fe-56c6-9e63-971c2d33c5fb 971c2d33c5fb]
|Northrop Grumman has released the world's first Macrowave Oven. Enclosed in this prototype is the entire nation of iran.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ecc307d5-4701-57ac-8464-9dd9156198d2 9dd9156198d2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4134cbc4-00e6-58f9-b9a4-22540389e125 22540389e125]
|The hills are alive!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/df548667-3fc9-5258-b759-f45c2cfd3aff f45c2cfd3aff]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1978eb6c-d503-5be1-b5f7-14b3597bc0b4 14b3597bc0b4]
|What are you, a dictionary?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a337f118-5b39-5293-b4fe-97bf3201b39c 97bf3201b39c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/baea3619-0f75-588a-a70d-23a479acc2e4 23a479acc2e4]
|This elevator has no 'down'!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0470fa42-274b-559b-a133-d8be12fe6b93 d8be12fe6b93]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ddf1e56e-ea62-5dde-90ec-9f4960cfd90f 9f4960cfd90f]
|the only people for me are the mad ones
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7f8c234b-eed5-53b2-916e-b4a2bd3187c4 b4a2bd3187c4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7c791580-a8df-5d41-bd2a-4a05b122a05d 4a05b122a05d]
|I don't see how sniffing this globe will help my complexion, but I'll try anything at this point.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/90074d87-a102-5034-94cc-dec80a710c27 dec80a710c27]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/da0dbf7b-f6db-5412-b0b1-0f3b58223a06 0f3b58223a06]
|i donna think it means what you think it means
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/73c5daa8-3eea-59e2-8db2-8b537eeffc68 8b537eeffc68]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c20e2bda-511a-5e8c-8cd2-0a925e516dfd 0a925e516dfd]
|Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/eb5c826b-625f-5932-8d16-5ad471dc671b 5ad471dc671b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/057b514d-e84e-5666-8f5d-33ace19cf756 33ace19cf756]
|my edvard munch housen syndrome is acting up
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/154f1608-b530-5c3c-a306-57aa0112b35a 57aa0112b35a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/139ece97-e1f5-569e-96bb-2b2caabfe097 2b2caabfe097]
|MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/53a0f6cb-ca0b-5962-bfa1-8c14997681bc 8c14997681bc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f00fea2d-c090-54b6-945d-9edb74dc8efa 9edb74dc8efa]
|Take my money!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fb5da010-2a62-5794-b0d8-93617a500ebc 93617a500ebc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c19a04d6-7f2f-5c8a-b864-2e3dccfd295e 2e3dccfd295e]
|Why potato why?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/52c9a741-46a9-5d46-b274-221f622007d4 221f622007d4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bc0c82ac-46db-5a05-b414-909d705e6e2a 909d705e6e2a]
|An eight-stringed octopus?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c54e5dc6-07e4-5b47-91d5-1975b480a68c 1975b480a68c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/45427ebc-08c6-5f91-82f7-fd45299fc6cf fd45299fc6cf]
|Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4f96f50d-708a-5e36-95f4-0bf629be6bb2 0bf629be6bb2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c5820567-767b-5935-b851-79dade814f0e 79dade814f0e]
|I immediately regret eating that
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c23e0e0d-73e8-585c-8b4b-6874c6f515d9 6874c6f515d9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ffbc1354-8f40-5a89-ae12-7b8dd1fa9b09 7b8dd1fa9b09]
|someone take this banana off my face
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9d82be96-f6e9-59a3-b973-48ad55e2eaf4 48ad55e2eaf4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9417f30f-722c-596f-836d-f7ef871ae43b f7ef871ae43b]
|♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1b4a2072-ff25-5286-add5-c8fcfc898558 c8fcfc898558]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8487ad8c-8c66-5fa1-b70e-60cd9ebbef56 60cd9ebbef56]
|straight out of the hacker's jargon file!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9212d052-9847-5bfe-a0cf-a8df799a42ba a8df799a42ba]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/54668c48-e6ce-5fb0-a827-b6679d70703d b6679d70703d]
|I'll never fit in!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8fd886cd-6745-5c43-a379-b05b4331a621 b05b4331a621]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a0e7740c-2c9a-57b4-9845-023c6bdfcfd4 023c6bdfcfd4]
|THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d33f102a-f7c6-588d-9916-2c60229b60f0 2c60229b60f0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0b8ec694-bfc8-51ee-997b-c5fb86da0605 c5fb86da0605]
|i hate you. die in a fire.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/33842f79-db69-5640-a2e4-2a278d2b152e 2a278d2b152e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4a844fc6-170c-55af-b804-15e0a09ec3a5 15e0a09ec3a5]
|if democracy fails you can count on stalin!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e640049c-e9b2-55ac-b1b8-276e510d7187 276e510d7187]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/af9571a1-e073-5d64-9d3d-1834cd25085e 1834cd25085e]
|The world isn't Flat, it's Sharp
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0837a753-9e95-52d4-af6d-197a9434b800 197a9434b800]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3399fab2-14c5-51d5-b67f-dec3accb53be dec3accb53be]
|the dark side of the moon, amirite?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cccfddb7-9a04-5b9b-b719-36a1fe4bb358 36a1fe4bb358]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e6190693-b2b2-57ea-b4b5-28241826b9bd 28241826b9bd]
|so much for your "Democracy"
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0b45ec52-e016-5aa9-b593-ab369cb8d4b8 ab369cb8d4b8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c6702427-bd40-58f9-8df4-d097dc8ab169 d097dc8ab169]
|George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/386a898a-6681-5a79-a6a2-dc30f2640027 dc30f2640027]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fdf286df-d97f-584d-a204-7fec1582cad0 7fec1582cad0]
|proof that we didn't actually land on the moon. Americans are sheep
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/eef0055d-e021-5822-ba37-7d610491b038 7d610491b038]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1770e9b4-15cd-5f11-b9f3-77e3f2fbd5ad 77e3f2fbd5ad]
|Copernicus: The early years
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/eee45467-c8ed-5eb0-9e79-0490029a63e2 0490029a63e2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d220e9c0-d4df-5cb9-a22e-a1fffc52f48c a1fffc52f48c]
|Just not myself today.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0f722560-795b-5a1a-ad5c-f7753aea95bb f7753aea95bb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/06e5dfa0-ace5-5d54-8fe3-14053e865b0a 14053e865b0a]
|Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c6295985-a0fc-5c9b-8aa4-b6504e86ce88 b6504e86ce88]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0f467766-e76c-577a-a684-b92aeeeed247 b92aeeeed247]
|Another one bites the dust
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6d2f1cc1-41c7-52c6-9c55-30d77f05dece 30d77f05dece]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e0332cce-ab98-5e4e-a261-48f44fdc4a98 48f44fdc4a98]
|i'm so funny and original
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/df3f496b-3582-5c6f-9092-a37015af0c94 a37015af0c94]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/22c84765-7a2f-5037-a651-c1b63cd5b99b c1b63cd5b99b]
|Who is the latest person to be offended by "duck Dynasty"
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d013cd54-6f05-5576-8414-a1b9626dc791 a1b9626dc791]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8cec49aa-15a1-5b66-9f94-4a70b4d650f6 4a70b4d650f6]
|The one true way
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b4f0dfaa-af26-5b47-bfbd-029467ea706b 029467ea706b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a21eab3f-3611-5cb8-b84d-09ba72e7bfe7 09ba72e7bfe7]
|Note 2: Use a frozen potato
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/de8ce598-3686-546f-87f8-c542bd7c9f94 c542bd7c9f94]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1d8be174-6754-5dcb-99bc-d7b2b76fdd04 d7b2b76fdd04]
|and a bluetooth made of pretzel sticks
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bc7d3940-48ef-58e2-af59-5325944d404d 5325944d404d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4c59248b-03c7-51ca-a674-ee4ae89cd080 ee4ae89cd080]
|our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/35337993-47d9-5717-9c39-2a24b82adf10 2a24b82adf10]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fa2e9291-aff8-5999-901d-0bdeb119f6e0 0bdeb119f6e0]
|Just another standard morning coffee
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6ca73150-fd94-568d-a74f-8c9f01ed9aab 8c9f01ed9aab]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1191e8c5-ab1c-5068-9f08-c9202b124ccf c9202b124ccf]
|the rest is darkness and decay
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/67c05055-763a-5cb0-9b11-b1bf4d0a483f b1bf4d0a483f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3b06f756-a3ee-5e1f-ac2a-a75a2c284bd1 a75a2c284bd1]
|H̪̬͚̲̥̠̗̻̿ͦͧ̂͟E͚̞͋͛ ͕͇̦̻͓̻̳́ͫ͌̆͌̽C̢̊ͯ͏̵̣͈̣̯̯͔O͚̲͓͎̟̳̱͐̊̈̽ͪ̓ͪ͞M͖͔̗̮̎̈́͑̏͡È̸̝̹̲̍ͦͤͦ̋̎̀͞ͅS̢̫̮͙̟̭̀̿͜
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/172298fd-b8b5-5df8-a26c-a62666a5a704 a62666a5a704]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f2c0b6f5-9025-5432-8e3f-6894d4b327f3 6894d4b327f3]
|look into my eyes, look deep into my eyes.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/53e78cac-e706-5487-85b0-ec9f606cc542 ec9f606cc542]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3be6c1b8-4e09-5bd0-94a3-203bd0707528 203bd0707528]
|Gotta catch em all.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2bb6eb1b-c42c-50d9-96d9-f32c9e3ff9f2 f32c9e3ff9f2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5bc33467-ae2f-5206-8518-5303e2f6e8b0 5303e2f6e8b0]
|Ships that pass in the night, and speak each other in passing
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/30a76821-eedb-52b2-9346-7212b1d2e71e 7212b1d2e71e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/26a7edcb-e7fb-5873-b22d-f8dbccef9e21 f8dbccef9e21]
|keep on truckin...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6abbede8-3ba2-55ba-b2b6-e3eaa981d020 e3eaa981d020]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5be9fa5e-993f-5c7c-9e12-abaa739cc985 abaa739cc985]
|i found this ancient manuscript. can anyone translate it?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7670ca2f-df26-54ef-a18c-6f9abf88542f 6f9abf88542f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/87ac2e09-34e4-5cbb-8ace-f6298c1c3134 f6298c1c3134]
|i don't even remember taking this pic!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/080833c6-bc6c-50db-b18f-15cfce41b3f7 15cfce41b3f7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d7b04463-0909-5038-9e8d-37087ed65a51 37087ed65a51]
|Homo helicopteris captured in bali
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d148f330-f3c7-563b-a320-e0c0fc8f0974 e0c0fc8f0974]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8016fa9d-40c2-5094-ac40-7c25ce7a02e4 7c25ce7a02e4]
|Only way to be sure #nukefromorbit
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/dc09858c-a89b-5975-8b6e-7eb56cd631de 7eb56cd631de]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6e2b9f07-c3fb-5e62-ba6e-7b6d6ac883c8 7b6d6ac883c8]
|this is for all you haters who said i'd never make it as a conductor.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2cbf419f-1a0e-593e-97ca-ec22fa701bae ec22fa701bae]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/23b2a7c8-9072-5298-bd80-e45ce7bb2e95 e45ce7bb2e95]
|This is exactly what you think it is
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/49f0602e-89c1-53fc-985f-0ba328ca41b2 0ba328ca41b2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/eecbc3ed-f227-5334-9392-097417f82396 097417f82396]
|Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/37f47c3a-9e56-55ef-ba41-b2055ce87e65 b2055ce87e65]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/31a5826c-b1cd-500e-91e8-8676e54b93d9 8676e54b93d9]
|I 'M out of the acorn
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7f5449d3-5c4d-56f3-817d-a910d0e67736 a910d0e67736]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bef19f3a-b1d1-588d-b4f6-01b4a4a15226 01b4a4a15226]
|New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d4bfa139-96b6-5e27-b486-69706553e833 69706553e833]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ac32ed82-bfa6-5942-aeba-9a13a2c126dd 9a13a2c126dd]
|Oh God! It's happening again!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/600d5a4b-036b-588b-8fee-fb57fcc0e679 fb57fcc0e679]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/93de036a-5003-5aec-9f71-147c94f77bfe 147c94f77bfe]
|Meet fluffy, just showed up at my door one night
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/edca8f59-67b6-5f03-b41e-6eba28780318 6eba28780318]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a45edc7a-e516-58aa-933e-cca33f6e1445 cca33f6e1445]
|Gentlemen. If you find it you are set for life.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d584585b-fa0d-5610-8ced-2c5fa131bcfe 2c5fa131bcfe]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cd54ab7c-e490-5d58-a295-5478015d1184 5478015d1184]
|in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/472b0674-54a5-545d-aff2-d765651371b5 d765651371b5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9588d056-d8f3-5ec4-b1b3-d2535e89e433 d2535e89e433]
|My roomba is slower than normal
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/52aa4fe1-9e78-5dd9-a281-5d10108d4a3e 5d10108d4a3e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5b9d234c-6c72-5b4d-9a2a-6d1126291656 6d1126291656]
|Attracted to black holes, HELP!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/32e6b6c9-0e54-5098-8d2a-781813c8010f 781813c8010f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9c1e8ce6-138b-591f-b56f-62e84e525fed 62e84e525fed]
|SINgle mom discovers incredible way to overthrow capitalism. you won't believe it!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0c1e8a38-424e-5494-8c81-9fe8be31eb00 9fe8be31eb00]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d3fd6beb-c00f-5806-ade0-b6534ec9a50b b6534ec9a50b]
|It's the great pumpkin, Charlie Brown!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/33229e0a-9437-51ac-945c-7489143488f1 7489143488f1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5a4059be-7068-5d76-93f7-e302410146b2 e302410146b2]
|I broke the etch & sketch
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8af65593-5c82-598f-8fcc-7e4a579e0d2c 7e4a579e0d2c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/200a8ced-d247-5c36-b6c0-5e248b165c6c 5e248b165c6c]
|Bonehenge
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c906cbc6-ff0a-57bb-9feb-73eaf524eaa8 73eaf524eaa8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/771dba15-d33d-528a-9ada-74ad6d008b46 74ad6d008b46]
|I never get a space ship, I never get anything!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/642ed4e7-41c2-5ca0-a8df-d5dfa3564db3 d5dfa3564db3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a5038a98-548c-5e47-a299-58ee3a017008 58ee3a017008]
|I'd call this experiment a success.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7f6f07a5-ef03-530d-af47-e64ccc51a58a e64ccc51a58a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3caf77e7-b96e-5363-99e3-0d234ec67c43 0d234ec67c43]
|Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/36ca9546-9a03-518a-ae4c-06b6a332dea8 06b6a332dea8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1b441a38-b8b5-5d6b-9eb2-e21406b7151b e21406b7151b]
|does anyone know how to get rid of eye worms?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2d992540-cd3d-5ed3-851e-75a3dbc514f9 75a3dbc514f9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1d8be174-6754-5dcb-99bc-d7b2b76fdd04 d7b2b76fdd04]
|This is the last hetero-normative domino Game i plan to attend
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/33f56567-993c-57a7-99b9-145bce52769a 145bce52769a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8ec27cba-7d93-5714-8a79-5dabbc0d204e 5dabbc0d204e]
|Freedom in a nutshell.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e4faeb9c-e03e-5e3e-85c1-b3e9d2eb74fb b3e9d2eb74fb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4fea553f-da8a-5915-b0a7-dcb43a4fed87 dcb43a4fed87]
|I found this on my arm when I woke up this morning. Can anyone tell me what it is?!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c0845400-230c-52c2-bd71-f3d156b7a9b0 f3d156b7a9b0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/81de03bb-e16b-552c-9576-a6ce92184aac a6ce92184aac]
|When he keeps trying to talk to you...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/832420ac-5511-5a77-aa0d-fa84de97553b fa84de97553b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/777bc37e-360f-5e1e-9201-f39499924378 f39499924378]
|Dispatch, I'm not Really Sure we have a Violation Number for this one
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c919af49-3e6a-5a8a-bfc0-a3c212554a5e a3c212554a5e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/31c17890-85e1-5bcb-9684-92812705ada0 92812705ada0]
|Robert'); Drop Table students;--
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5e7493e5-2cfe-598d-8e76-73353c9733e0 73353c9733e0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c543e560-9cf3-5f42-813b-379ea8975719 379ea8975719]
|#Canadian internet #price gouging
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/56c113a0-8fd9-5810-9460-2f5de972e210 2f5de972e210]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/327768af-7269-57fa-841a-9f252e164423 9f252e164423]
|Stupid Bird!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4b88eee3-ba52-590b-a523-22837009f52f 22837009f52f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f7213686-e9a9-5654-81b2-a0a0157f5ab6 a0a0157f5ab6]
|Welp, there's your problem
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/782f30aa-488e-52fe-97f5-4a939501e71a 4a939501e71a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f0ced9e1-e242-53ae-9419-2cd492f68159 2cd492f68159]
|found this at a novelty store
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8151de97-22b4-524f-9b52-5aba5cb2a54d 5aba5cb2a54d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f3ad957c-d149-5d4f-baf0-4b06a0167e25 4b06a0167e25]
|These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0b36b818-e594-5293-87ad-9eefdb51464c 9eefdb51464c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3c26bb4f-6b33-5743-a28a-6dd99ea7d04d 6dd99ea7d04d]
|This song describes me perfectly
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5464061d-7d8c-52c4-8323-50c84d13aac2 50c84d13aac2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c18803d5-5d18-5b48-9091-cb9525b45a5d cb9525b45a5d]
|Look man, it's never gonna happen
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/194007fc-81ac-512a-874b-5f9a4e097401 5f9a4e097401]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/87a0a43c-67ea-5e95-b155-5887b2af9571 5887b2af9571]
|tHis is not what i was looking for
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/627fab6d-3e30-5c39-a832-3a1e74ccb805 3a1e74ccb805]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f2a41b1c-0715-5f01-9d06-7674ce347621 7674ce347621]
|Who wants an omelette?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/80dd727b-b6d7-544d-b045-2a74053f680d 2a74053f680d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/21acf461-4c21-5ed1-be15-42c543846428 42c543846428]
|Oh god is it still following me?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8f6f6e84-be2e-50f5-8506-56d5cb693591 56d5cb693591]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cd27b5b7-6c20-56c9-8897-47f2f37822e2 47f2f37822e2]
|The Moon Will Eat What it will
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d876d9c4-226c-598e-ae33-890eab9442fd 890eab9442fd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1e97f1b7-cc13-5f54-b8cc-b15624b39699 b15624b39699]
|Stop! Hammer time!
|}

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2223: Screen Time

2022-05-03T22:56:40Z

Jmc1994: Undo revision 233678 by X. K. C. D. (talk)

{{comic
| number = 2223
| date = November 1, 2019
| title = Screen Time
| image = screen_time.png
| titletext = These new Bluetooth socks are great, but it's troubling to learn that I average almost 14 hours of Shoe Time a day.
}}

==Explanation==
[[Cueball]] is reading the report from a smartphone app showing the average time each day that he was NOT looking at his phone during the hours he was awake this last week. This is a reversal of the more expected behavior for a {{w|screen time|screen-time}} app, which would normally report the amount of time spent looking at the screen. The point is that as mobile phone usage becomes more prevalent, it may be easier to comprehend to report non-screen time.

People in the US spent an average of 24 hours of non-work/education screen time per week in 2015, compared to 10 hours of active leisure, according to one estimate.[[https://www.brookings.edu/blog/social-mobility-memos/2016/09/13/how-free-time-became-screen-time/ How free time became screen time]] Averaged per day that comes to 3.4 hours screen time and 1.4 hours active leisure.

Screen time may be associated with various undesirable conditions, such as mental health difficulties like depression, decreased activity, reduced sleep quality and quantity.

In Cueball's particular case, if we assume that he is awake 17 hours a day (the average for most people in USA), then his non-screen time average of 2 hours 48 minutes means that he spent more than 84% of his awake time last week looking at a screen. This means that while his 6% improvement is positive, he still has quite a significant habit. His previous non-screen-time would have been 2 hours 38 minutes, so he has managed to shave 10 minutes off. Increased screen time often comes at the expense of decreased sleep time, so it may not be fair to assume a constant amount of sleep.<ref>[[https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5279707 Digital media use in the 2 h before bedtime is associated with sleep variables in university students]]</ref><ref>[[https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1389945717303507 Decreases in self-reported sleep duration among U.S. adolescents 2009–2015 and association with new media screen time]]</ref>

Ironically, in order for Cueball to use the app, he has to be looking at his mobile screen. The increasing use of mobile devices in modern society has been a cause for concern, with many people arguing this leads to addiction, other health risks, or people simply not talking to each other.

The title text parodies the idea of a screen time app by describing a "shoe time" app, which would track the amount of time a person spends wearing shoes. It's unclear what the practical use for this would be, as there is little controversy about the prevalence of shoes in our society. Possibly an app that tracks the amount of time wearing ''specific'' shoes could be useful; for example, a person suffering medical problems from wearing the wrong footwear could track the amount of time they spend wearing particular shoes, and correlate this with their health to figure out which ones are causing problems.

Possibly, the point being made is that use of phones have become so constant in our lives that using them for many hours a day is as unremarkable as using shoes for many hours a day. Or, since it's the socks that are Bluetooth-enabled, they may be reporting negatively about almost constant obstruction by shoes, whereas the socks would prefer to report a much lower "Shoe Time" score.

Some cultures have the custom of taking shoes off when in the house, so those people would boast lower (and presumably more favorable) "Shoe Time" scores. It may also be a reference to the "{{w|shoe phone}}" on the television show ''{{w|Get Smart}}''. (If {{w|Maxwell Smart}} wore these socks, they could track his phone usage, because his phone was in his shoe).

==Transcript==
:[Cueball is looking down at his phone. The text is what he reads on the screen, as shown by a zigzag line emanating from a starburst at the top of the phone.]
:Phone: Screen time report:
:Phone: While awake, you averaged 2H 48M per day looking at things other than your phone. That's up 6% from last week!

:[Caption below the panel]
:At some point, it starts making more sense to track '''''non'''''-screen time.

{{comic discussion}}

[[Category: Comics featuring Cueball]]
[[Category:Smartphones]]
[[Category:Screen Time]]

2224: Software Updates

2022-05-03T22:54:41Z

Jmc1994: Undo revision 233997 by X. K. C. D. (talk)

{{comic
| number = 2224
| date = November 4, 2019
| title = Software Updates
| image = software_updates.png
| titletext = Everything is a cloud application; the ping times just vary a lot.
}}

==Explanation==
As time passes, upgrades to most products are inevitable, with software being no exception.

However, as many updates create multiple versions, support for all of them can become a bit of a hassle for the company that creates them, so old versions frequently become unsupported after some years, or in some cases even months, of their releases.

{{w|Software as a Service}} (SaaS) is a software licensing and delivery model in which software runs on the vendor's computers (servers), accessed by customers remotely. The software is said to run "in the cloud" as "cloud applications". Customers purchase subscription licenses. Since the only copy of the software is that which the vendor runs on their own computers, all customers use the one latest version of the software, which is upgraded whenever the vendor chooses to.

The benefits of SaaS is that the customer mostly does not have to worry about whether their machine is able to run the software, and both the vendor and customer only have to concern with managing one version instead of being familiar with multiple ones. The downside of SaaS, however, is that if the vendor alters or removes a feature that the customer prefers or requires, or introduces a bug, the customer has no ability to remain with an older version, losing a feature of the software that they depend on, or get impacted by a new bug that is introduced by an upgrade to the software with no ability to run the older version.

This downside of SaaS is frequently pointed out by skeptics of SaaS, who like to argue that the traditional purchase model allows the consumer to theoretically able to operate that version indefinitely; there is no obligation to pay ongoing fees or to upgrade to later versions. Indeed, some users do stay on old editions because of unfavorable changes in the newer versions, which is not something SaaS customers can do.

Randall argues that in reality, though, because even these traditional pieces of software have versions and are equally susceptible to having a feature axed by the developer, as well as the problems of running increasingly old software - mainly concering bugs and later-discovered security vulnerabilities that would only be patched via upgrades, the practical upshot of these trends is that it's rarely plausible to buy a single copy of software and continue to run it indefinitely. Almost all consumers who continue to use a particular piece of software will eventually need to upgrade to and pay for new versions. While this isn't precisely the same as paying regular licensing fees and running software that automatically updates, it's an effectively similar model. In that sense, "All software is Software as a Service".

The title text refers to a different aspect of cloud applications. Since they run "in the cloud" on remote computers, they are subject to the limitations of network speed to the servers. The time for data to be sent to a server and a response to be received back is called the "ping time".

Since a "cloud server" is just a computer, there is no fundamental difference between software running remotely and software running locally on a user's computer. The biggest difference is that software running locally will respond almost instantly to user input, whereas software running remotely may take longer to respond, since the data first needs to be sent over a network (the internet), processed, and then sent back to the user's computer. In addition, the chance of data loss (packet loss) may cause the response to be even slower, as data has to be re-sent, or often result in no response at all. Hence, in practice, this can have an enormous impact on the experience of using remote software vs software that runs locally (as anyone who has tried online gaming on a laggy server can attest).

However, technically speaking, there is a nonzero time taken for the data to travel from the user's keyboard onto the computer, across the various circuitry, and back to the monitor. Hence there is a "ping" time even for a local computer (in fact, many "gaming" monitors advertise low input lag, in the order of 1-5 milliseconds, as a feature). Therefore, you could technically say that all applications are cloud applications, just that some (local computers) have very fast ping times whereas for others (servers on another continent) it may be quite slow.

This ignores the fact that being a "cloud application" implies that it runs on a server in a remote location. The joke is similar to the one that claims everyone commutes to work - including those that "work from home" - but their commute times just vary a lot. For example, consider the "commute" from your bedroom to your home office.

==Transcript==
:[A graph with two axes. Over and right of the axes are two labeled arrows pointing along the two axes:]
:X-axis: Time
:Y-axis: Software Version Number

:[The graph consists of three lines. Two gray lines moves in upwards step from left to right. The upper line begins a bit up the Y-axis, the bottom line begins somewhat down the X-axis. From there both lines move upwards in steps of different height. The distance between them stays on average about the same for the entire graph, but moves from bottom to top of the graph. Labeled arrows point to the top and the bottom gray line. The area between them is shaded light gray and has a gray label written in the middle. The third line is black. It begins from a dot just under the second step in the upper gray line. This line also makes steps, keeping close to the upper line, although it makes fewer steps than that line. But a bit over halfway to the top, it stops stepping, staying on the same level for the rest of the graph; thus eventually it falls outside of the light gray area between the other two lines, where it had been until the bottom line stepped above it. This black line is also labeled, with normal black text written beneath the first full step inside the gray area. There is one other point labeled on the black line: a dot just after the final step, under the next large step in the upper gray line. At the end of the black line there are question marks with an arrow beneath pointing right. The arrow has a label to the left.]
:Upper gray line: Newest Version
:Bottom gray line: Oldest Supported Version
:Light gray area: Support Zone
:Black line: My current version
:Start dot: First Install
:Second dot: An update finally breaks a feature I'm unwilling to lose
:End of black line: ???
:Arrow label: The Abyss

:[Caption below the chart]:
:All software is Software as a Service.

{{comic discussion}}

[[Category:Line graphs]]
[[Category:Timelines]]
[[Category:Programming]]

2602: Linguistics Degree

2022-05-03T22:54:15Z

Jmc1994: Undo revision 233018 by X. K. C. D. (talk)

{{comic
| number = 2602
| date = April 4, 2022
| title = Linguistics Degree
| image = linguistics_degree.png
| titletext = You'd think 'linguistics' would go to someone important in the field, but it's actually assigned to a random student in Ohio who barely graduated and then went into automotive marketing.
}}

==Explanation==
{{incomplete|Created by a JACKALOPE SLURPING UP A BASSOON, GRADUATED BACHELOR OF SCIENCE WITH A GUARDIANSHIP OF 'EXPLAIN' - Please change this comment when editing this page. Do NOT delete this tag too soon.}}
[[Hairbun]] hands [[Megan]] a linguistics degree, and informs her she is now "in charge of" the word '{{wiktionary|bassoon}}.' Watching this, [[Ponytail]] and [[Cueball]] compare the words they were assigned when ''they'' got their linguistics degrees, '{{wiktionary|jackalope}}' and '{{wiktionary|slurp}}' respectively. Ponytail thinks bassoon is a cool word but thinks her own is better, whereas Cueball is not satisfied with his word. A bassoon is a woodwind musical instrument with a double reed, while a jackalope is a mythical creature, a ''jackrabbit'' crossed with an ''antelope''.

It is never clarified what being "in charge of" a word entails. It could mean being in charge of keeping track of the word, or having actual authority over the use of the word, which is unlikely as normally [[1726|language use cannot be dictated by a single person]]. Also, no specific university has control over all of linguistics as far as we know, so it would require every university capable of giving people linguistics degrees to co-operate, so nobody is assigned the same word. Any well-educated member of the linguistic community will know what is being suggested is impossible hence why they are the only ones aware of how important it is.

The title text merely furthers how seemingly random the entire situation is. The word "linguistics" was assigned to a "random student in Ohio who barely graduated and then went into automotive marketing", who we can assume isn't very important to the field of linguistics.{{Citation needed}} But this means that no one is actually taking care of this important word, since it must be assumed that the student is no longer interested in linguistics.

The idea of individuals having a guardianship of an idea or concept has appeared in science fiction. For example, in ''{{w|Fahrenheit 451}}'' characters have memorised books to save them from book-burning and... spoiler-stuff.

==Transcript==
:[Megan, who is wearing a graduation cap, receives a degree which is handed to her by Hairbun. They are standing on a podium with Ponytail and Cueball standing below as onlookers.]
:Hairbun: Congratulations on the degree! Your word is "Bassoon."
:Ponytail: Oh nice! Not as cool as my "Jackalope," but still not bad.
:Cueball: You all are lucky. I'm stuck with "Slurp."

:[Caption below panel:]
:Every linguistics degree comes with one word that you're put in charge of.

{{comic discussion}}

[[Category:Language]]
[[Category:Comics featuring Hairbun]]
[[Category:Comics featuring Megan]]
[[Category:Comics featuring Ponytail]]
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]
[[Category:Characters with hats]]

2607: Geiger Counter

2022-05-03T22:51:06Z

Jmc1994: Undo revision 233879 by X. K. C. D. (talk)

{{comic
| number = 2607
| date = April 15, 2022
| title = Geiger Counter
| image = geiger_counter.png
| titletext = At first I didn't get why they were warning me about all those birds sitting on the wire, but then I understood.
}}

==Explanation==
{{incomplete|Created by A CLICKING BIRD COUNTER - Please change this comment when editing this page. Do NOT delete this tag too soon.}}

This comic is a simple {{w|pun}}. [[Cueball]] and [[Ponytail]] are standing in what looks to be a desert, and Cueball is holding a {{w|Geiger counter}} in his hand. Cueball remarks that he did not understand why he was asked to carry a Geiger counter, but that it then "clicked" with him.

Geiger counters are devices used to measure the amount of {{w|radiation}} in an area. When a particle of ionizing radiation hits the sensor of a Geiger counter, it will give off a distinct "clicking" noise. "Click" can also be a slang term for the {{w|Eureka effect}}, a sudden moment of understanding. The pun in this comic insinuates that Cueball realized why he was asked to bring the Geiger counter when it clicked, indicating radiation nearby. In radioactive areas, it is usually a good idea to carry around some sort of radiation detector for {{w|Radiation#Possible_damage_to_health_and_environment_from_certain_types_of_radiation|safety reasons}}.{{citation needed}}

This is likely a {{w|parody}} of a fairly well-known pun that takes advantage of a similar double meaning: "I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me." Just as that pun uses "hit me" to mean both the action of the ball and to understand, this comic uses the "clicking" to mean both the action of the Geiger counter and to understand. A related variety of pun, told in the {{w|Narration#Third-person|third person}}, is the {{w|Tom Swifty}}.

The title text is also a pun, with the implication being the narrator "understood" once they "stood under" the birds that were perched on the wire (who may have then pooped on the narrator to bring them to their understanding [in the "realization" sense]).

==Transcript==
:[Cueball and Ponytail are wearing hard hats and standing in what looks to be some sort of desert or rocky area. Cueball is holding a Geiger counter in his hands. Ponytail is holding a clipboard.]
:Cueball: At first I was confused about why they wanted me to carry a Geiger counter here, but then it clicked.

{{comic discussion}}
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2610: Assigning Numbers

2022-05-03T22:50:51Z

Jmc1994: Undo revision 233462 by X. K. C. D. (talk)

{{comic
| number = 2610
| date = April 22, 2022
| title = Assigning Numbers
| image = assigning_numbers.png
| titletext = Gödel should do an article on which branches of math have the lowest average theorem number.
}}

==Explanation==
{{incomplete|Created by YÖDA'S COMPLETENESS THEOREM - Please change this comment when editing this page. Do NOT delete this tag too soon.}}

'''This explanation is by mathematical necessity either incomplete or incorrect.'''

[[Cueball]] is falling into a common trap, because a little knowledge is a dangerous thing. Faced with some sort of information, of an unknown kind but seemingly not intrinsically mathematical in nature, he has decided that one possible way to proceed is to somehow translate everything into values which can be combined and compared numerically.

This is a very common thing to do, in fields as diverse as {{w|computational linguistics}} or {{w|sports analytics}}, and can be a powerful tool for understanding and learning new things about a subject as {{w|Data science}} tries to extract knowledge and insights from potentially noisy and disordered facts. But it is also used to implement bad science by using incorrect or misguided ideas about how to represent the source material. While it's possible to casually assign numeric values to random pieces of data, these numbers are generally not meaningful enough to compute with and draw any useful inferences from. It is generally possible to perform statistical analysis only on actual measurements, not on what may effectively be arbitrarily-assigned values.

Machine learning algorithms, which are commonly used by data scientists, typically require all their inputs to be numerical. However, most datasets contains categorical features (e.g. the description of a piece of furniture: chair, table, ...). Data scientists therefore use encoding techniques to convert these categorical features to a numerical form so they can be used as inputs to a machine learning model. For instance, label encoding consists of arbitrarily assigning an integer to a category (chair=0, table=1, ...) which may appear meaningless to most observers. In various cases, they may be right.

So, as well as being the mechanism that underlies one of the most profound theorems of 20th century mathematics, it can be mis-used for all kinds of bad or misguided science. From Cueball's attitude, it is far from clear that his attempt will reliably translate his project into a numerical system, nor that his attempt to "do math on it!" will be any more competent.

One of the major characters who looked at the concept is Kurt Gödel. He introduced the idea of {{w|Gödel numbering}} with his landmark {{w|incompleteness theorems}}. In it a unique natural number is assigned to each axiom, statement, and proof, which might otherwise be difficult to accurately process in any other kind of approach. Instead, it is now possible to create metamathematical statements in the language of mathematics.

This allowed Gödel to make the statement "This statement cannot be proven based on the axioms provided" in a mathematically rigorous way. A simple proof by contradiction shows that the statement cannot be false, and therefore (in most logical systems) must be true. The proof goes as follows: 1. Assume that "This statement cannot be proven from the axioms" (Call this statement G) is false (Call this assumption A). 2. Therefore G can be proven from the axioms (Because the negation of the negation is an affirmation. Based only on A) 3. The axioms exist (Call this assumption B). 4. Therefore, G is true (via {{w|Modus ponens}} applied to 2 and 3, based on A and B). 5. Therefore, G and also not G (via And Introduction applied to 1 and 4, based on A and B). 6. This is a contradiction, and therefore A or B must be wrong. We are not willing to sacrifice assumption B, so we must conclude that A is false, given B ({{w|Reductio ad absurdum}} applied to 1,3, and 5). 7. Therefore, G.

Notice that the truth of Gödel's statement does not depend on any particular set of axioms, and adding axioms (such as "Gödel's particular statement is true") only opens up new iterations of the statement which cannot be proven based on the expanded set of axioms (A statement such as "All statements of a similar nature to Gödel's particular statement" is not precise enough to serve as an axiom.). As such, with a little more legwork, it can be proven that any logical system robust enough to accommodate arithmetic must necessarily contain facts that are true within the system but cannot be proven or disproven within the system. The importance of this result cannot be understated, as it upended the entire philosophy of mathematics. {{w|David Hilbert}}'s famous proclamation "We must know, we will know" is simply incorrect. ... Either that, or (ironically) Gödel used an "inconsistent" or "incomplete" system to produce his result.

The title text suggests that Gödel should perform such an analysis on different branches of mathematics, by calculating the average of all the fields' theorems' Gödel numbers. This is nonsensical for a number of reasons:
:1) Gödel is long dead, and dead people can't write articles;{{Dubious}} - see [[599: Apocalypse]]
:2) Gödel numbers grow very large very quickly, and depend heavily on the specific values assigned to each logical operator. Therefore the results could be manipulated simply by changing the numbering order of each operator;
:3) It may be very hard to gather all theorems in a field, or even a representative sample;
:4) Different fields of science, like biology or human behaviour, may not be able to write their theorems in the mathematical language of Gödel's incompleteness theorem
If anyone were to attempt this form of analysis, it would be an example of the bad data science described in the caption.

==Transcript==
:[Cueball holds a hand up to his chin while he ponders the contents of what may be a whiteboard. There are five general lines of unreadable scribbling on the board, and between the two bottom lines, there is a square frame to the right with another scribble to the left. Cueball's thoughts are shown above him in a large thought bubble.]
:Cueball's thinking: If I assign numbers to each of these things, then it becomes '''''data''''', and I can do '''''math''''' on it!

:[Caption beneath the panel:]
:The same basic idea underlies Gödel's Incompleteness Theorem and all bad data science.

{{comic discussion}}
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2611: Cutest-Sounding Scientific Effects

2022-05-03T22:50:41Z

Jmc1994: Undo revision 233623 by X. K. C. D. (talk)

{{comic
| number = 2611
| date = April 25, 2022
| title = Cutest-Sounding Scientific Effects
| image = cutest_sounding_scientific_effects.png
| titletext = The Stroop-YORP number of a scientific paper is how many of the 16 finalist names (sans 'effect') it manages to casually sneak into the text.
}}

==Explanation==
{{incomplete|Created by A GUY WITH A Stroop-YORP Effect NUMBER OF 16! - Fill in the [[#Result of the twitter polls|Result of the twitter polls]] as it comes in! Do NOT delete this tag too soon.}}
[[Randall]] has compiled [[:Category:Tournament bracket|yet another]] {{w|Tournament bracket|single-elimination tournament bracket}} for a knock-out competition, by public vote, between 16 different scientific effect names that he seems to consider worthy of being cute-sounding.

As of the release day, he is determining the result in a [https://twitter.com/xkcd/status/1518701311763570689 series of Twitter polls]. These results are shown [[#Result of the Twitter polls|here]].

See [[#Effects|below]] for explanations for what each of the 16 effects are.

Several unrelated scientific effects were previously combined in [[1531: The BDLPSWDKS Effect]], which also included the Stroop effect (the last S).

In the title text, Randall coins the term "Stroop-YORP number" as a count of how many 'casual' references a future publication can sneak into it from the 16 finalist names for cutest effect. It specifies that it should be without the word effect after the words (sans 'effect').

Tongue-in-cheek 'counting scores' are familiar in the likes of the {{w|Erdős_number|Erdős}} and {{w|Bacon_number|Bacon}} numbers, both of which are referenced by [[599: Apocalypse]] (the latter only in the title text). In these cases the ideal is to get the ''lowest'' number, whereas here higher is better. The cross-field hybrid {{w|Erdős–Bacon number}} is one in which the desired score is the lowest sum of both values (neither being undefinable) by dint of having participated in both arenas of respective achievement, but not necessarily (or practically) in a single combined presentation.

For instance the Stroop-YORP number could be high for a wildlife paper. That could possibly use "butterfly" and "rabbit" (possibly needing the latter to be specifically 'cutaneous', to count), which may both be found in "little parks" with some "popcorn" seen littered around without too much "oddity"; and of course a (Dr.?) "fox" could be in the area, getting a score of 6. But other words may be a stretch, with an imaginative reference to a "woozle" possibly easier to employ than to evoke anything of the "nocebo".

On the other hand, for a space-science paper there may be more obvious (mis)uses for physics-related terms, and mentioning YORP might well be expected. But it may need creative thinking to introduce the rabbit or the more psychological idea of Stroopicity, etc, without reason to discuss the responses of animal or human payloads being sent there.

It is not actually obvious whether Randall intends the score to only be valid if the insertions are off-field and/or undetected, such as when someone is wagered that they can slip unrelated song lyrics or a 'hello' to Jason Isaacs into a public speech without the rest of the audience twigging.

A search of google scholar indicates many articles with a score of 2 (e.g. [https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/87559129.2012.714435 this paper], which refers to butterfly shaped popcorn), but 3 or more seems to not be attested.

==Effects==
;{{w|YORP effect}}: The YORP effect is the effect of sunlight on an asteroid with variations of shape and/or albedo, which can increase its rotation rate and/or modify its axis of rotation. It can cause objects to eventually spin apart or drastically change their orbit.
:It is an acronym of the names Yarkovsky, O’Keefe, Radzievskii and Paddack, who were instrumental in its discovery. More than a century ago, Yarkovsky determined that heat applied to a symmetrical rotating body would be asymmetrically re-emitted and apply a small but continuous thrust, and this was added to by considering the forces to non-symmetrical bodies.
;{{w|Nocebo effect}}: An effect in which a recipient of medication who believes that it will have negative side-effects is more likely to experience those negative side-effects, whether they can be really caused by the medication or not. Opposite of the {{w|placebo effect}}, which focuses on positive side-effects that arise beyond the true efficacy of a given treatment.
:''Nocēbō'' is Latin for “I shall harm”, coined to oppose ''placēbō'', “I shall please”.
;{{w|Woozle effect}}: If a study gets repeatedly cited and otherwise disseminated, then people will start to believe it regardless of whether it has any evidence behind it. And if there is not any evidence, it becomes an urban myth.
:Named after a Winnie-the-Pooh story in which Winnie-the-Pooh and Piglet try to catch an imaginary animal called a woozle, and accidentally follow their own tracks in circles.
:A similar effect was discussed in [[978: Citogenesis]], wherein a sourceless statement on Wikipedia can become apparently credible via simple repetition.
;{{w|Stroop effect}}: The Stroop effect (referenced in [[1531: The BDLPSWDKS Effect]]) is a psychological phenomenon in which it is easier to name the visual color of a word when the word refers to its own color, than when the word refers to a different color; i.e. the fact that saying that '''Red''' is red is easier than to say that '''Blue''' is green.
:Named after {{w|John Ridley Stroop}}.
;{{w|Pockels effect}}: A phenomenon where an electric field passed through a medium can cause the medium's refractive index to depend upon the polarization and propagation direction of the refracted light, a property known as {{w|birefringence}}.
:Named after {{w|Friedrich Carl Alwin Pockels}}.
;{{w|Cheerios effect}}: A phenomenon where objects floating in a liquid appear to attract or repel each other.
:Named after the cereal Cheerios, which are an everyday demonstration of this phenomenon because many eat Cheerios in a bowl of milk.
;{{w|Hot chocolate effect}}: A phenomenon where the sound created by tapping a cup of hot liquid rises in pitch as a soluble powder is added.
;{{w|Perky effect}}: An experiment in which participants were asked to visualize an object while staring at a screen on which the outline of that object was subtly projected. Participants believed the projected shape to be only a product of their imaginations.
:Named after {{w|Cheves Perky}}.
;{{w|Bouba/kiki effect}}: An observation that people, despite different native languages, will relatively consistently assign names with certain sounds to blobby or spiky shapes, suggesting the association of sound and shape is non-arbitrary. ''Bouba'' and ''kiki'' were two of the words used in the experiment.
;{{w|Cutaneous rabbit effect}}: A phenomenon where, when tapped on one part of the body in rapid succession and then switching to another, the subject feels the tapping at locations in between the two.
:For example, if rapidly tapping the wrist then switching to the elbow, the subject will subjectively feel as if they are being tapped at progressive intervals between the wrist and elbow, when they are not.
;[https://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/smallfirmeffect.asp Small firm effect]: An economic theory that small firms usually perform better than larger ones
;{{w|Little–Parks effect}}: A phenomenon where a fluctuating magnetic field passed through a superconductor can slightly suppress its superconductivity, inducing small fluctuations in its electrical resistance.
:When juxtaposed against the "small firm effect", as in the bracket, one might get the impression that it is somehow related to urban architecture or civil engineering.
;{{w|Dr. Fox effect}}: A disputed theory that student evaluations of their teachers are likely unreliable, because they are largely based on the teacher's charisma instead of the quality of their content.
;{{w|Oddity effect}}: A theory that when fish assemble in shoals (large social groups), any that stand out appearance-wise will be attacked by a predator, explaining why shoals tend to have similar-looking members.
;{{w|Butterfly effect}}: The butterfly effect is the sensitivity of chaotic systems to small changes in initial conditions. The weather system of Earth is chaotic, and so an arbitrarily small change in air patterns (such as could be caused by the flapping of a butterfly's wing) could ultimately change the weather for the whole world.
;{{w|Popcorn effect}}: A phenomenon exhibited by crushed ore placed on a vibrating screen for separation in mineral processing, in which larger particles tend to bounce higher than smaller particles.

==Transcript==
:[A tournament bracket tree is shown with 16 scientific effect names, with 8 on the left and 8 on the right side. From both sides toward the middle the brackets reduce from eight to four, to two, then to one line where the latter join to a rectangle in the middle for the winners name of the final match. Above the bracket there is a title:]
:<big>Cutest-Sounding Scientific Effects</big>

:[Left side:]
:YORP effect
:Nocebo effect

:Woozle effect
:Stroop effect

:Pockels effect
:Cheerios effect

:Hot chocolate effect
:Perky effect

:[Right side:]
:Bouba/kiki effect
:Cutaneous rabbit effect

:Small firm effect
:Little Parks effect

:Dr. Fox effect
:Oddity effect

:Butterfly effect
:Popcorn effect

==Trivia==
* Randall has created [https://twitter.com/xkcd/status/1518701311763570689 Twitter polls] to determine the outcome of this version of his [[1819: Sweet 16|sweet 16]]:

===Result of the [https://twitter.com/xkcd/status/1518698708824727554 Twitter polls]===
====First wave====
The first wave ran from April 25, 2022 at 5:19pm ET to the next day at 5:42pm ET.
* [https://twitter.com/xkcd/status/1518701311763570689 '''YORP effect (67.7%)''' vs Nocebo effect (32.3%)], 8,996 votes
* [https://twitter.com/xkcd/status/1518702773075943425 '''Woozle effect (74.4%)''' vs Stroop effect (25.6%)], 8,517 votes
* [https://twitter.com/xkcd/status/1518704819720044544 Pockels effect (42.4%) vs '''Cheerios effect (57.6%)'''], 7,513 votes
* [https://twitter.com/xkcd/status/1518705352342228998 '''Hot chocolate effect (56.2%)''' vs Perky effect (43.8%)], 7,379 votes
* [https://twitter.com/xkcd/status/1518705724737662977 '''Bouba/kiki effect (64%)''' vs Cutaneous rabbit effect (36%)], 7,563 votes
* [https://twitter.com/xkcd/status/1518706168440541194 Small firm effect (18.4%) vs '''Little Parks effect (81.6%)'''], 7,209 votes
* [https://twitter.com/xkcd/status/1518706772999118848 '''Dr. Fox effect (67.5%)''' vs Oddity effect (32.5%)], 7,852 votes
* [https://twitter.com/xkcd/status/1518707180320481280 '''Butterfly effect (56.5%)''' vs Popcorn effect (43.4%)], 7,825 votes

====Second wave====
The second wave started on April 26, 2022 at 5:56pm ET and ended around 11:56am ET.
* [https://twitter.com/xkcd/status/1519073013781647365 YORP effect (35.7%) vs '''Woozle effect (64.3%)'''], 7,026 votes
* [https://twitter.com/xkcd/status/1519074868637147138 Cheerios effect (49.5%) vs '''Hot chocolate effect (50.5%)'''], 6,672 votes
* [https://twitter.com/xkcd/status/1519077131376074754 '''Bouba/Kiki effect (72.8%)''' vs Little parks effect (27.2%)], 7,466 votes
* [https://twitter.com/xkcd/status/1519079116993183749 Dr. Fox effect (47.9%) vs '''Butterfly effect (52.1%)'''], 6,752 votes

====Third wave====
The third wave started on April 27, 2022 at 6:54pm ET and ended around 12:54pm ET.
* [https://twitter.com/xkcd/status/1519450011674759169 '''Woozle effect (71.2%)''' vs Hot chocolate effect (28.8%)], 8,237 votes
* [https://twitter.com/xkcd/status/1519455938096373761 '''Bouba/Kiki effect (77.6%)''' vs Butterfly effect (22.4%)], 7,223 votes

====Fourth wave====
The fourth wave started on April 28, 2022 at 4:30pm ET and ended around 10:30pm ET.
* [https://twitter.com/xkcd/status/1519776107821740033 Woozle effect (46.1%) vs '''Bouba/Kiki effect (53.9%)'''], 10,774 votes

====Bonus wave====
* [https://twitter.com/xkcd/status/1520109683503161344 '''Bouba (57%)''' vs Kiki (43%)], 9,723 votes

{{comic discussion}}

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[[Category:Tournament bracket]]

2612: Lightsabers

2022-05-03T22:50:29Z

Jmc1994: Undo revision 233793 by X. K. C. D. (talk)

<noinclude>''For the comic named "Lightsaber", see [[1433: Lightsaber]].''</noinclude>
{{comic
| number = 2612
| date = April 27, 2022
| title = Lightsabers
| image = lightsabers.png
| titletext = A lot of Jedi romances start with this turning into a Lady and the Tramp spaghetti situation.
}}

==Explanation==
{{incomplete|Created by a MAGNETICALLY CONFINED PLASMA-SABER REACTOR - Please change this comment when editing this page. Do NOT delete this tag too soon.}}
A {{w|lightsaber}} is a fictional beam-like sword weapon used by members of the {{w|Jedi}} order and the {{w|Sith}} in the ''{{w|Star Wars}}'' franchise. This comic shows a lightsaber fight starting between two [[Cueball]]-like Jedi, one already presenting their blade in challenge and the second activating theirs in response. When the first strike is made between the two lightsabers, they meld together with a bloop sound, like the beams are made of a liquid. The two light beams then remain stuck to each other. In in-universe "technical documents", lightsabers are said to be made from magnetically-confined plasma, so perhaps the magnetic fields which were projected from each hilt have merged instead of repelling (or presenting as mutually impervious) as is usually expected.

(This scene actually looks a lot like what happens between Harry Potter and Voldemort's wands in the end of the fourth book, the {{w|Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire|''Goblet of Fire''}}. Here two spells hit each other and connect the two wands, the wand holders then unable to release or disconnect the wands.)

First the left Jedi, then the right, shakes the hilt, trying to break the bond. When this does not succeed, the right Jedi then deactivates his lightsaber in an attempt to end the connection. This causes the retraction of the entire double-sized light beam into the handles (as seen in the movies), causing both of the Jedi to be drawn together until their heads bonk, forcefully enough to render them both unconscious. The connected lightsaber handles lie next to them on the ground.

The title text implies that such events are how {{w|Jedi}} romances start, comparing it to the famous "spaghetti scene" from the 1955 Disney animated movie ''{{w|Lady and the Tramp}}'' where the two titular characters unintentionally kiss after sharing a strand of spaghetti. In the Old Republic, Jedi were forbidden from entering into romantic relationships (and discouraged from forming attachments in general), but in the pre-Disney ''Star Wars Legends'' continuity of the {{w|Star Wars in other media|Expanded Universe}}, {{w|Luke Skywalker}} and {{w|Mara Jade}} first met while fighting in the aftermath of the fall of the Empire, and then developed a romantic relationship.

Star Wars is a [[:Category:Star Wars|recurring theme]] on xkcd, and lightsabers have been prominently featured before in, for instance, [[1397: Luke]] and [[1433: Lightsaber]], where the problem with the physics of a light beam as a sword is shown. But in general light does not interact with light as {{w|photons}} are {{w|bosons}} and can thus pass through each other. Interference, yes, but two pure light beams cannot collide and bounce back as when two lightsabers collide. Also as the comic Lightsaber mentioned above shows, there is no compatible real-world way of confining a beam of light, making it stop after about a meter (or anywhere){{Dubious}} - see {{w|Optical cavity}}.

==Transcript==
:[Two Cueball like Jedi are engaging each other in a duel using lightsabers over 12 panels of equal size, with sound effects as the only sound. In the first panel the left Jedi has his lightsaber extended holding it in both hand pointing towards the other, who at this time is just turning his lightsaber on.]
:''Tssssss''
:Click

:[Almost same position of the Jedi, but the right Jedi's lightsaber has now extended, making a sound. He is holding it up near his head in both hands]
:''Tsss''

:[Then they run towards each other and swing their lightsabers towards each other, two small arcs indicating the swing of the lightsabers.]

:[The two beams hit each other and connects at the middle in a big bloop of light, with drops of "light" jumping off both above and below the connected lightsabers. Both Jedi still holds on to their handles with both hands. A loud sound comes out of the connection:]
:''Bloop''

:[The Jedi stands still holding their handles. The beam is now forming a bow between the two handles.]

:[The left Jedi violently shakes his handle causing a wave to travel down the beam towards the right Jedi.]
:Shake shake

:[The right Jedi shakes his handle and well and another wave travels the opposite direction towards the left Jedi.]
:Shake shake

:[Back to the bow of light between them, but the beam is visibly still shaking, but no wave is traveling any longer.]

:[Same setting but the shaking has stopped. The right Jedi turns his lightsaber off on his handle with a sound:]
:Click

:[The beam of light is retracted quickly into the handle of the Jedi turning his lightsaber off. So quickly that the two Jedi, still holding on to their handles are pulled up in the air and towards each other as the sound of the beam turning off is heard. Lines indicate their movement and shadows on the ground beneath them indicate they are in the air.]
:''Zhhhiiiip''

:[When the beam is completely retracted the two handles collide and so do the heads of the two Jedi with a loud sound. They still hold on to their handles with both hands. They still hang in the air with shadows on the ground beneath them.]
:''Bonk''

:[In the final panel the two Jedi lie unconscious on the ground with their heads towards each other and with their arms stretched out towards each other. The connected handles lie between them.]

{{comic discussion}}

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[[Category:Multiple Cueballs]]
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[[Category:Fiction]]

2460: Vaccinated

2022-05-03T22:48:06Z

Jmc1994: Undo revision 233857 by X. K. C. D. (talk)

{{comic
| number = 2460
| date = May 7, 2021
| title = Vaccinated
| image = vaccinated.png
| titletext = I built a model that combines local case rates and vaccination stats to estimate when it's reasonable to attend various types of party, but I forgot to include anything about where to find them.
}}

==Explanation==
This comic is another in a [[:Category:COVID-19|series of comics]] related to the {{w|COVID-19 pandemic}}, specifically regarding the [[:Category:COVID-19 vaccine|COVID-19 vaccine]].

Hooray, [[Cueball]] and [[Megan]] are finally fully vaccinated! This means that they are now able to socialize within society, as they are unafraid of being infected by COVID or spreading COVID to others.

However, the punchline lies in the fact that Cueball and Megan have never been good with [[:Category:Social interactions|social interactions]], and are still unsure of how to do this.

The title text continues with this theme, as Cueball (or Megan?) is good at building mathematical models to know when it is safe to attend parties (and other large gatherings), but the issue remains that they are not commonly invited to these events, or are socially awkward when attending them.

==Transcript==
:[Cueball is holding his phone up, looking at the bright screen (indicated with lines emanating from the screen). Megan stands next to him looking down at his phone.]
:Cueball: It's official: We're fully vaccinated.
:Megan: It doesn't feel real.

:[Cueball has put his phone away, and they are looking at each other.]
:Cueball: I can't wait to hang out with friends again.
:Megan: ''Seriously.''

:[In a frame-less panel they are just standing next to each other, but looking away from each other.]

:[They look back at each other and continue the conversation.]
:Cueball: So, uh...how do we...
:Megan: I was hoping '''''you''''' knew.
:Cueball: I'm realizing now, I was hazy on this '''''before''''' the pandemic.

{{comic discussion}}

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[[Category:COVID-19 vaccine]]
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]
[[Category:Comics featuring Megan]]
[[Category:Social interactions]]

1555: Exoplanet Names 2

2022-05-03T22:47:33Z

Jmc1994: Undo revision 233838 by X. K. C. D. (talk)

{{comic
| number = 1555
| date = July 24, 2015
| title = Exoplanet Names 2
| image = exoplanet_names_2.png
| titletext = I'm going to drive this Netherlands joke so far into the ground they'll have to build levees around it to keep the sea out.
}}

==Explanation==

This comic is a continuation of [[1253: Exoplanet Names]], and was published the day after NASA announced the discovery of a number of planets, including a planet called a cousin to Earth, {{w|Kepler-452b}}. [[Black Hat]] proposes naming it {{w|Pluto}}, to commemorate the flyby of the {{w|dwarf planet}} of that name by NASA's {{w|New Horizons}} earlier the same month. He admits this alternative to end the discussion about the status of Pluto, which is subject to debate among both scientists and laypeople over whether-or-not it should be considered a planet. Pluto was considered a planet for a long period of time until, in 2005, the {{w|International Astronomical Union}} (IAU) created a new definition for the word 'planet' designed to exclude Pluto and similar objects, resulting in much debate (The IAU is the organization that takes responsibility for naming celestial bodies like planets, stars, and much more).

It may appear that, with Black Hat's suggestion, the answer to the question "is Pluto a planet?" will therefore always be "yes", regardless of the status of the Pluto in our Solar System according to the IAU. However the same [http://www.iau.org/news/pressreleases/detail/iau0603/ IAU official definition] that excludes Pluto also states that a 'planet' has to orbit our sun, so according to the IAU, nothing in this comic is a planet (the IAU definition only allows them to be {{w|exoplanets}}, which, like dwarf planets, are not planets). Hence, the debate indeed becomes 'a little more confusing'. This is in line with Black Hat's characterisation as a mischief-maker.

The title text is referring to the planet name entry ''Netherlands VI'' for the star ''EPIC 201912552''. Randall thus continues his references to the Dutch people taking over the world and then the universe after the earth's oceans has been drained and transported to Mars. This happens in two consecutive [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/what_if%3F What if?]'s, [http://what-if.xkcd.com/53/ Drain the Oceans] and [http://what-if.xkcd.com/54/ Drain the Oceans: Part II], was referenced in [http://what-if.xkcd.com/57/ Dropping a Mountain], and was referenced again the week before this comic in [[1551: Pluto]]. Due to a drain in the Earth's ocean the Netherlands does not have to worry about getting flooded anymore and since it now does not have to use all its resources preventing floods, it can use these to conquer the world (including Antarctica becoming South Netherlands). Then it takes on Mars (which becomes New Netherlands), and then a section of Pluto (again calling it New Netherlands). There is also a possible reference to [[1519: Venus]], but that comic has no direct relation to the conquests of the Dutch people like in the other three references. It should be mentioned, that {{w|New Netherland}} was actually a Dutch colony with {{w|New York City}}, formerly known as {{w|New Amsterdam}}, as its capital. So the name "New Netherlands" is "historically correct", while "Netherlands VI" isn't.

In the title text Randall mentioned that he will continue with ''this Netherlands joke'' driving it so far into the ground, (i.e. way beyond the point where it stops being funny), that they (the Dutch people) will have to build {{w|Levee|levees}} (or dykes) around it to keep the sea out - thus making it funny again... By forcing the Dutchmen to build new levees for this reason, the whole issue with their conquest of the world will be over before it happens.

===Table===
This table explains each entry in the comic table.
The "Status" column refers to the comic [[1253: Exoplanet Names]], and indicates if the entry was already in that version (Old), if it is an addition since then (New) or if the entry has been updated (Update).

{| class="wikitable"
! Star !! Planet !! Status !! Suggested Name !! Explanation
|-
| rowspan=7 | {{w|Gliese 667}} || {{w|Gliese 667 Cb|b}} || Old || {{w|Space Planet}} || A very unimaginative name; every planet is in space.{{Citation needed}}
|-
|{{w|Gliese 667 Cc|c}} || Old || PILF || Pun of {{w|MILF pornography|MILF}}, i.e. ''Planet I'd Like to Fuck''. Planet c is a relatively hot planet, within the habitable zone.
|-
|{{w|Gliese 667 Cd|d}} || Old || A Star || "A {{w|Star}}" is obviously a bad name for a planet. A* (pronounced "A star") is already used in astronomy, for example the Milky Way's black hole core is {{w|Sagittarius A*}}. "A star" is also the name for the character {{w|asterisk}} and the name of the popular {{w|A* search algorithm}} in computer science.
|-
|{{w|Gliese 667 Ce|e}} || Old || e'); DROP TABLE PLANETS;-- || [[Mrs. Roberts]] is probably trying to use {{w|SQL injection}} like in [[327|Exploits of a Mom]], in which her son [[Robert'); DROP TABLE students;--]] caused the school a lot of trouble when his name was put in. The idea here is that the {{w|IAU}} would enter the name into their system and promptly lose all of their data pertaining to planets. Note that Planet e is located in the habitable zone of the star system.
|-
|{{w|Gliese 667 Cf|f}} || Old || Blogosphere || rowspan = 2 | Weird ''{{w|blog}}''-related terms are a recurring theme in xkcd. See, for instance, [[181|comic 181]].
|-
|{{w|Gliese 667 Cg|g}} || Old || Blogodrome
|-
|[http://exoplanet.eu/catalog/gj_667c_h/ h] || Old || {{w|Earth}} || Planet candidate h is about the mass of the Earth, and described as "tantalizing": [http://www.aanda.org/articles/aa/abs/2013/08/aa21331-13/aa21331-13.html A dynamically-packed planetary system around GJ with three super-Earths in its habitable zone]. See also ([[1231: Habitable Zone]]). Like several other names below, naming a second planet Earth would be highly confusing.
|-
| rowspan=5 | {{w|Tau Ceti}} || [http://exoplanet.eu/catalog/tau_cet_b/ b] || Old || Sid Meier's Tau Ceti B || This refers to the game {{w|Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri}}.
|-
| [http://exoplanet.eu/catalog/tau_cet_c/ c] || Old || Giant Dog Planet || {{w|VY Canis Majoris}} is one of the largest known stars at our galaxy and belongs to the constellation {{w|Canis Major}}, Latin for "greater dog". The constellation further contains {{w|Sirius}}, the brightest star in the night sky, also called "Dog Star".
|-
|[http://exoplanet.eu/catalog/tau_cet_d/ d] || Old || Tiny Dog Planet || cf. {{w|Canis Minor}}, Latin for "lesser dog", another constellation.
|-
|{{w|Tau Ceti e|e}} || Old || Phil Plainet || A reference to {{w|Phil Plait}}, a.k.a. The Bad Astronomer.
|-
|{{w|Tau Ceti f|f}} || Old || Unicode Snowman || The Unicode character ☃ may be a reference to the planet's estimated surface temperature of -40 °C (-40 °F). However, this name would be pronounced differently (being a symbol, not a word or name) in different languages. Planets in our solar system are assigned to {{w|Astronomical symbols|astronomical symbols}} like ♁ for Venus or ♂ for Mars.
|-
| rowspan=2 | {{w|Gliese 832}} || {{w|Gliese 832 b|b}} || Old || Asshole Jupiter || This massive planet orbits a {{w|red dwarf}} star at the longest known period of 3416 days at this category. Many exoplanets are described as "Hot Jupiters" because they are high-temperature gas giants; if one were to read "hot" as a description of attractiveness rather than temperature, one might generate names like this one.
|-
| {{w|Gliese 832 c|c}} || New || {{w|Waterworld}} starring Kevin Costner || [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114898/ Waterworld] is a 1995 film starring Kevin Costner about Earth almost completely covered in water. The surname was previously spelled incorrectly with a 'K'.
|-
| rowspan=6 | {{w|Gliese 581}} || {{w|Gliese 581 b|b}} || Old || Waist-deep {{w|Cats}} || {{w|Waist Deep}} is an action film from 2006, and the {{w|Lolcat}} meme does not need explaining. The name may also simply be a reference to being "waist-deep" in (i.e. surrounded by many) cats.
|-
| {{w|Gliese|c}} || Old || Planet #14 || About 200th discovered exoplanet (in 2007); reported to be the first potentially Earth-like planet in the habitable zone of its star, though that is in doubt now. The joke might be that like "Space Planet", "Planet #14" is a generic and unoriginal name, although it could plausibly be a reference to [https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Planet_14 Planet 14], a potential homeworld of the Cybermen in the long-running science-fiction series ''Doctor Who''. Also of note is that this is the 15th entry in the original table so the numbering is {{w|Zero-based numbering|zero-based}}.
An interesting (?) coincidence is that the 14th and 15th {{w|Definition of planet#Minor planets|Minor planets}} (then called asteroids) were discovered in 1851; see see {{w|List of minor planets: 1–1000}}. If they were to be counted among the planets of the {{w|Solar System}}, as was sometimes done then, the 14th known planetary body would be {{w| 7 Iris|Iris}} (discovered in 1847, a year before {{w|Neptune}}).
|-
|{{w|Gliese 581 d|d}} || Old || Ballderaan || A {{w|wikt:balls|crude pun}} on the planet {{w|Alderaan}} from the ''{{w|Star Wars}}'' universe.
|-
|{{w|Gliese 581 e|e}} || Old || Eternia Prime || {{w|Eternia}} is a fictional planet, venue of the ''{{w|Masters of the Universe}}'' animated series and toy collection.
|-
| {{w|Gliese 581 f|f}} || Old || Taupe Mars || {{w|Kim Stanley Robinson}}'s award-winning {{w|Mars trilogy}} (''Red Mars, Green Mars, Blue Mars'' after various stages of {{w|terraformation}}). {{w|Taupe}} is a brownish-grey colour.
|-
|{{w|Gliese|g}} || Old || Jelly-Filled Planet || Possibly a reference to the conjecture that this tidally locked planet has an isolated habitable zone under the substellar point, akin to the pocket of jelly in a jelly doughnut.
|-
| rowspan=2 | {{w|Epsilon Eridani}} || {{w|Epsilon Eridani b|b}} || Old || Skydot || [http://skydot.lanl.gov SkyDOT] is the Sky Database for Objects in Time-Domain run by {{w|LANL}} for the {{w|U.S. Dept. of Energy}} and includes data for [http://skydot.lanl.gov/nsvs/star.php?num=14831575&mask=32004 Epsilon Eridani] that can be used to constrain the orbital parameters of ε Eri b. It may also refer to how objects in space may appear as bland, bright dots in the night sky.
|-
| {{w|Epsilon Eridani c#Planet c|c}} || Old || Laser Noises || A {{w|Laser}} does not produce {{w|Noise (electronics)|noise}} in the signal sense; it only works at a well defined frequency. In science fiction films, however, laser weapon discharges are usually accompanied by sound. Sun-like Epsilon Eridani became a popular setting for science fiction after its publicity as a target of the {{w|Project Ozma}} experiment.
|-
| rowspan=2 | {{w|Gliese 176}} || {{w|Gliese 176 b|b}} || Old || {{w|Pandora}} || The mythological name {{w|Pandora}} fulfills most of IAU's guidelines and has been popular for planets in science fiction; most recently and famously is {{w|Pandora (Avatar)|the venue}} of James Cameron's ''{{w|Avatar (film)|Avatar}}'' (although actually it is not a planet but just a moon of a gas giant in Alpha Centauri A). It is also a hellish planet from {{w|Frank Herbert}}'s {{w|Frank Herbert bibliography#WorShip novels|WorShip}} series of novels, a jungle planet in Brothers Strugatsky's {{w|Noon Universe}} and the planet used in {{w|Borderlands (video game)|Borderlands Games}}.
|-
| [http://exoplanet.eu/catalog/gj_176_c/ c] || Old || Pantera || A near homophone of Pandora, possibly named for the {{w|Pantera|heavy metal band}}, which was named for the {{w|De Tomaso Pantera|Italian sports car}}, which was named for the panther. Could be a reference to the Avatar movie by James Cameron.
|-
| {{w|Kepler-61}} || {{w|Kepler-61b|b}} || Old || GoldenPalace.com || A gambling website, known for {{w|GoldenPalace.com|paying to have their name in unusual places}} (like forehead tattoos, species names...).
|-
| {{w|Groombridge 34|Groombridge 34A}} || b || New || Hot Mess || This is a reference to the phrase {{w|wikt:hot mess|hot mess}}, meaning a person who is dishevelled but nevertheless attractive.
|-
| Kepler-442 || {{w|Kepler-442b|b}} || New || Seas of {{w|Toothpaste}} ||
|-
| Gliese-422 || b || New || This one weird planet || Most likely a reference to {{w|clickbait}} articles found on the internet.
|-
| rowspan=3 | {{w|EPIC 201367065|EPIC-201367065}} || b || New || {{w|Sulawesi}} || {{w|Sulawesi|An island }} in the Indonesian archipelago. Including it in non-Earth maps is an xkcd running gag.
|-
| c || New || Huge {{w|Soccer}} Ball ||
|-
| d || New || Geodude || [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Geodude_%28Pok%C3%A9mon%29 Geodude] is a Pokémon characterised by its ball-like shape. It resembles a clump of rocks.
|-
| rowspan=5 | {{w|Kepler-296}} || b || New || Kerbal Space Planet || {{w|Kerbal Space Program}} is a game where model rockets are launched on a scale version of the Earth. It has been referenced in xkcd a number of times (in the title text of [[1106: ADD]], in [[1244: Six Words]], as a part of [[1350: Lorenz]] and in [[1356: Orbital Mechanics]]). Note, though, that the actual planet corresponding to the Earth in the game is called [http://wiki.kerbalspaceprogram.com/wiki/Kerbin "Kerbin"].
|-
| c || New || A$aplanet || Most probably a pun on the rap group {{w|A$AP Mob}} and their most prominent member {{w|A$AP Rocky}}. May also be a pun on {{w|Kesha}}, also written as Ke$ha. In that case the c of the planet's designation would belong to the name.
|-
| d || New || {{w|Jurassic World}} || ''{{w|Jurassic World}}'' is the most recent movie in the ''{{w|Jurassic Park}}'' series.
|-
| {{w|Kepler-296e|e}} || New || This Land || Reference to Wash's dialogue in the pilot episode of {{w|Firefly (TV Series)|Firefly}}. Or perhaps the folk song "This Land is Your Land", written and made famous by Woody Guthrie.
|-
| {{w|Kepler-296f|f}} || New || Springfield || The name of {{w|Springfield (The Simpsons)|the town}} in which animated sitcom {{w|The Simpsons}} is set; possibly a reference to the running joke that the state in which Springfield is located has never been named.
|-
| rowspan=2 | {{w|HR 7722}} || {{w|HR 7722 b|b}} || New || {{w|Betelgeuse}} || rowspan=2 | {{w|Betelgeuse}} is a star in the constellation Orion. It is commonly (at least by speakers of English) pronounced as "beetlejuice". {{w|Beetlejuice}}, however is a film directed by {{w|Tim Burton}} from 1988. Similarly to Dune/Arrakis (see Gliese 180) and the two Uranuses (see Kepler-283), naming two planets with names that are generally regarded to be identical would cause severe confusion in astronomical discussions.
|-
| {{w|HR 7722 c|c}} || New || Beetlejuice
|-
| EPIC 201912552 || b || New || {{w|Netherlands}} VI || The title text references this entry. See the explanation of the title text above the table entry.
|-
| rowspan=3 | Gliese 3293 || b || New || Antispit || In the comic [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/ Homestuck] there is a luminous moon named [[wikia:w:c:mspa:Prospit|Prospit]].
|-
| c || New || {{w|Google Earth}} || {{w|Google Earth}} is a service, similar to Google Maps, which projects satellite data on a 3D globe that can be zoomed in on. Other features, such as models of buildings, can also appear.
|-
| d || New || {{w|Planet of the Apes (disambiguation)}} || The way a Wikipedia article would be titled, for example, to distinguish from the {{w|Planet of the Apes (novel)|the original novel}}, {{w|Planet of the Apes (1968 film)|the first film}}, {{w|Planet of the Apes (2001 film)|the Tim Burton remake}} and {{w|Rise of the Planet of the Apes|the reboot series}}. In each adaptation, a group of astronauts lands on what is believed to be a "Planet of the Apes", which turns out to be a post-apocalyptic Earth. A Wikipedia page for this planet would itself conflict with an existing disambiguation page, possibly requiring a second-level disambiguation page to be created.
|-
| rowspan=2 | Kepler-283 || b || New || ˈjʊərənəs || rowspan = 2 | Two alternative pronunciations (written in {{w|International Phonetic Alphabet}}) for the planet name Uranus; the first one translates as "YU-ri-nus" ("urine-us"), while the second translates as "yu-RAIN-us" ("your anus"). The first pronunciation (being the same as how the {{w|Uranus (mythology)|Greek god}} is pronounced in English) is preferred by astronomers, but both are commonly heard. Similarly to Dune/Arrakis (see Gliese 180) and Betelgeuse/Beetlejuice (see HR 7722), naming two planets with names that are generally regarded to be identical would cause severe confusion in astronomical discussions.
|-
| c || New || jʊˈreɪnəs
|-
! colspan=5 | (right column)
|-
| rowspan=4 | {{w|Upsilon Andromedae}} || b || New || Fourthmeal || {{w|Taco Bell}} has an ad campaign adding a meal after dinner. Possibly also a reference to {{w|Hobbit}}s and [http://askmiddlearth.tumblr.com/post/41765286488/the-seven-daily-hobbit-meals seven daily meals]. This entry was misspelled Andromidae in the first comic (and also in the first released version of this one, see [[#Trivia|trivia]].) Although the star was mentioned in the previous chart, this entry "b" was not. In that comic the chart was shown as a part of a list. And the b entry was above the cut-off line. So the next object was also called "c" in the previous chart.
|-
|{{w|Upsilon Andromedae c|c}} || Old || Stampy || The name of the elephant from the {{w|Simpsons}} episode {{w|Bart Gets an Elephant}}.
|-
|{{w|Upsilon Andromedae d|d}} || Old || Moonchild || The name Bastian gives the Childlike Empress in {{w|The Neverending Story}}.
|-
|{{w|Upsilon Andromedae e|e}} || Old || Ham Sphere || [http://www.hamsphere.com HamSphere] is a {{w|Amateur radio|Ham Radio}} simulator program. Ham radio uses designated radio frequencies for non-commercial exchange of messages and more. A pun of Hemisphere.
|-
| rowspan=3 | {{w|82 G. Eridani|HD 20794}} || [http://exoplanet.eu/catalog/hd_20794_b/ b] || Old || Cosmic Sands || style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS', 'Comic Sans'" | A {{w|pun}} on the name of the font {{w|Comic Sans}}. (See also: [[590|590: Papyrus]].)
|-
| [http://exoplanet.eu/catalog/hd_20794_c/ c] || Old || {{w|Legoland}} || {{w|Legoland}} is a chain of {{w|theme park}}s owned by the {{w|Lego Group}}. Potentially a reference to the movie {{w|The World's End (film)|The World's End}}, in which the protagonist Gary King tells the alien invaders to "get in your rocket and fuck off back to Legoland".
|-
|[http://exoplanet.eu/catalog/hd_20794_d/ d] || Old || Planet with Arms || A reference to the [http://www.thecolorsofmysoul.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/The-Hitchhikers-Guide-to-the-Galaxy.jpg early covers] of {{w|Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy}}? Could also be a reference to [http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/birds-with-arms "Birds with Arms" meme].
|-
| {{w|HD 85512}} || {{w|HD 85512 b|b}} || Old || Lax Morality || Possibly a parody of science fiction in which certain planets are suggested to be uniformly lax in morals (i.e. full of sex, drugs, etc.). See http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Planetville and related. Or, possibly a reference to {{w|GCU Grey Area}}.
|-
| rowspan=6 | {{w|HD 40307}} || {{w|HD 40307 b|b}} || Old || Good Planet || Similar to the above, except with good planets. May also be yet another non-descriptive name, like "Space Planet" and "Planet #14".
|-
|{{w|HD|c}} || Old || Problemland || See above. Also may be a reference to Iceland/Greenland naming scheme[http://anitasnotebook.com/travelstories/how-iceland-and-greenland-ended-up-with-such-messed-up-names/], where Problemland may actually be a better place to visit than "Good Planet."
|-
|{{w|HD 40307 d|d}} || Old || Slickle || This is a reference to "[http://zdarsky.tumblr.com/post/2837139960 The Petals Fall Twice]" (possibly NSFW), which was made as a humorous example of bad fan-fiction. The word itself is a portmanteau of "slowly", "licked", and "tickled".
|-
|{{w|HD 40307 e|e}} || Old || Spare Parts || This suggests that the planet is "worthless" or "junk". This is false, of course. May be a reference to the fact it is a planet with nothing much different from the other planets.
|-
|{{w|HD 40307 f|f}} || Old || {{w|New Jersey}} VI || Refers to the state of {{w|New Jersey}}; may be an insult to either.
|-
|{{w|HD|g}} || Old || How Do I Join the {{w|IAU}} || This implies that the user "got lost" on the IAU website and thought that the "planet name suggestion" input was for general queries.
|-
| rowspan=3 | {{w|Gliese 163}} || [http://exoplanet.eu/catalog/gj_163_b/ b] || Old || Neil Tyson's Mustache || {{w|Neil deGrasse Tyson}} is a famous American astrophysicist and science communicator who does maintain a distinguished mustache.
|-
|{{w|Gliese|c}} || Old || help@gmail.com || Similar to "How Do I Join the IAU", this implies that the user confused the "planet suggestion" text box for a new email they are trying to send
|-
|[http://exoplanet.eu/catalog/gj_163_d/ d] || Old || Hair-Covered Planet || Refers to the well-known {{w|Hairy ball theorem}} of topology.
|-
| {{w|Pi Mensae}} || {{w|Pi Mensae b|b}} || Old || {{w|Natural satellite|Moon Holder}} || {{w|Jupiter}} has more than 60 discovered moons, and still counting... A planet ten times more massive ''must'' also be a Moon Holder.
|-
| {{w|HD 189733}} || {{w|HD 189733 b|b}} || Old || Permadeath || A well-characterized "{{w|Hot Jupiter}}" at a temperature range of 973 ± 33 K to 1,212 ± 11 K. The name refers to the feature of {{w|Permanent death}} common in many RPGs and roguelikes. Or may reference permafrost, which has also been discussed in the comic.
|-
| {{w|Kepler-22}} || {{w|Kepler-22 b|b}} || Old || Blue Ivy || Blue Ivy Carter is the daughter of musicians {{w|Beyoncé}} and {{w|Jay-Z}}.
|-
| KOI-2474 || b || New || Store-Brand {{w|Earth}} || A {{w|Store brand}} is a line of products branded by a retailer. They have a reputation for being lower quality than other brands, and are often marketed similarly to other brands. This is implying that this is a cheaper version of Earth. (This entry replaced the completely different entry Kepler-3284b Blainsley from the previous chart).
|-
| Kepler-437 || b || Update || {{w|Unicorn}} Thresher || As far as we can tell, Kepler-437b is in the vicinity of the constellation Monoceros, aka the Unicorn. (This was labeled Kepler-3255b in the previous chart)
|-
| KOI-2418 || b || Old || Spherical Discworld || {{w|The Discworld}} is the fictional setting for British author {{w|Terry Pratchett}}'s {{w|Discworld}} series of humorous fantasy novels; it consists of a large disc supported by four elephants themselves standing on top of a turtle flying through space. The joke being that the planet could not be spherical and disc-shaped at the same time. (Was listed as Kepler-2418 in the previous chart).
|-
| {{w|Kepler-438}} || {{w|Kepler-438b|b}} || Update || Emergency Backup Earth || This candidate planet has an {{w|Earth Similarity Index}} of 0.89, making it one of the most habitable {{w|Kepler object of interest}}. The name suggests that it could be used as a backup in case something happened to our current planet. (Was listed as Kepler-1686 in the previous chart; Kepler-1686 b was proven to be a false positive by NASA in 2015).
|-
| KOI-3010 || {{w|KOI-3010.01|b}} || Old || Feeeoooooooop || Possibly the onomatopoeia for something getting sucked into a black hole.
|-
| Kepler-442 || {{w|Keppler-442b|b}} || Old || Liz || Just a regular name (for a person, not a planet). Maybe a reference to the Magic School Bus.
|-
| rowspan=3 | {{w|82 Eridani}} || b || New || Horsemeat Surface|| A reference to the {{w|2013 meat adulteration scandal}}, where horsemeat was found in burgers alleging to contain beef. This planet's name suggests that the surface of the entire planet would also contain improperly declared horsemeat.
|-
| c || New || The {{w|Moon}} || This name would cause confusion with the Earth's moon, which in English is called The Moon. It is also a poor name choice as 82 Eridani c is not a moon, but a planet.
|-
| d || New || Constant Saxophones || May refer to the fact that there are lots of different kinds of {{w|Saxophone#The_saxophone_family|saxophones}}. A Constant Saxophone may only be able to play one note, while several Constant Saxophones tuned to different notes could assemble the tone range of either normal saxophone. Constant Saxophones could also imply that Saxophone music is played constantly, everywhere on the planet. This could get tiresome for the residents of the planet.
|-
| {{w|HD 102365}} || b || New || Little Big Planet || This refers to the videogame {{w|LittleBigPlanet}}.
|-
| rowspan=2 | {{w|Gliese 180}} || b || New || Dune || rowspan=2 | Both references to Frank Herbert's {{w|Dune (novel)|Dune}} book series. The planet Arrakis (informally referred to as 'Dune') is the central planet in the mythology, where the mind-enhancing substance 'spice' comes from. Use of spice enables, among others, supercomputing-like mental computation as well as hyperspace navigation. Having two neighbouring planets with names that are historically used to refer to a single planet would sow further confusion in the already extensive catalog of planet names. This is similarly to Betelgeuse/Beetlejuice (see HR 7722) and the two Uranuses (see Kepler-283).
|-
| c || New || Arrakis
|-
| {{w|Fomalhaut}} || b || New || Swarm of {{w|Bees}} ||From Wikipedia: Fomalhaut b could be a conglomeration of rubble from a recent collision between comet-to-asteroid-sized bodies and not actually identify a planet.
|-
| rowspan=5 | {{w|Kepler-62}} || {{w|Kepler-62b|b}} || New || Sporty || rowspan=5 | A reference to the {{w|Spice Girls}}. See also the previous comic, [[1554: Spice Girls]], where [[Megan]] was unable to list the members of this pop group. In this case the names are correct, and would give Megan a new and interesting reason to remember them. {{w|Kepler-62f}} is a [https://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/kepler/multimedia/images/kepler-62e.html super-Earth-size planet], that may be potentially habitable. {{w|Kepler-62e}} is a possible [https://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/kepler/multimedia/images/kepler-62e.html water world].
|-
| {{w|Kepler-62c|c}} || New || Baby
|-
| {{w|Kepler-62d|d}} || New || Scary
|-
| {{w|Kepler-62e|e}} || New || Ginger
|-
| {{w|Kepler-62f|f}} || New || Posh
|-
| rowspan=3 | {{w|HD 69830}} || {{w|HD 69830 b|b}} || New || Planet.xxx || {{w|.xxx}} is a controversial top level domain (like to .com and .net) that is intended to distinguish porn sites from other types of website. Planet X is the name for a still undiscovered planet in our solar system, a common theme both in real science and fiction. The search for "Planet X" lead, by chance, to the discovery of Pluto.
|-
| {{w|HD 69830 c|c}} || New || Novella || A {{w|novella}} is a form of prose with length between a {{w|short story}} and a {{w|novel}}. Common examples of novellas are romance literature centering around intense lustful encounters in cheap paperback books, though also 'serious' literature may be in novella form.
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| {{w|HD 69830 d|d}} || New || Sexoplanet || Like the other two planets orbiting this star, the "69" in the stars designation has lead to a sex joke: All planets in this comic are "exo-planets", planets not orbiting our sun. Adding a single "s" in front results in immature humor.
|-
| rowspan=2 | {{w|Gliese 682}} || {{w|Gliese 682 b|b}} || New || Verdant Hellscape || A contradictory name. "[[wikt:verdant|Verdant]]" usually signifies to be lush with green plant life, while "[[wikt:hellscape|hellscape]]" describes a desolate landscape destroyed by heat and cataclysm.
|-
| {{w|Gliese 682 c|c}} || New || Unsubscribe || On YouTube, "subscribers" (people who get updates on a person's channel) are highly valued, and to "unsubscribe" from anyone is deemed to be offensive. "Unsubscribe" is also the command one sends to {{w|Electronic mailing list}}s to stop receiving said mailing list. In this sense it may imply a desire to no longer be bothered with these silly discussions around planet-names. Like "help@gmail.com" and "How do I join the IAU", "unsubscribe" is a frequently seen accidental message on the Internet in contexts where it is not going to work as a command.
|-
| {{w|Kepler-452}} || {{w|Kepler-452b|b}} || New || {{w|Pluto}} || This is the planet Black Hat is referring to at the top of the table.
|}

==Transcript==
:[Black Hat points with a stick at a slide showing an image of a planet with unknown features marked by questions marks.]
:Kepler-452b

:Black Hat: NASA has announced the discovery of a (super-)Earth-sized planet in the habitable zone of a sun-like star.
:Black Hat: I suggest we name this planet "Pluto", both to celebrate the great work by the ''New Horizons'' team, and to make the stupid "Is Pluto a planet" debate a little more confusing

:While we wait to hear from the IAU,
:here's a revised and updated list of
:planet name suggestions (see xkcd.com/1253)
:New or updated entries in red

:[The table is in three separate columns. There is a small arrow pointing at the second column, named "Planet", indicating the planet's name corresponding to the star at the first row. The third column shows the planet name suggestions.]

:{| class="wikitable"
! Star !! Planet !! Suggested Name
|-
| rowspan=7 |Gliese 667||b||Space Planet
|-
|c||PILF
|-
|d||A Star
|-
|e||e'); DROP TABLE PLANETS;--
|-
|f||Blogosphere
|-
|g||Blogodrome
|-
|h||Earth
|-
| rowspan=5 |Tau Ceti||b||Sid Meier's Tau Ceti B
|-
|c||Giant Dog Planet
|-
|d||Tiny Dog Planet
|-
|e||Phil Plainet
|-
|f||Unicode Snowman
|-
| rowspan=2|Gliese 832||b||Asshole Jupiter
|-
|c||Waterworld starring Kevin Costner
|-
| rowspan= 6|Gliese 581||b||Waist-deep Cats
|-
|c||Planet #14
|-
|d||Ballderaan
|-
|e||Eternia Prime
|-
|f||Taupe Mars
|-
|g||Jelly-Filled Planet
|-
| rowspan= 2|Epsilon Eridani||b||Skydot
|-
|c||Laser Noises
|-
| rowspan= 2|Gliese 176||b||Pandora
|-
|c||Pantera
|-
|Kepler-61||b||GoldenPalace.com
|-
|Groombridge 34A||b||Hot Mess
|-
|Kepler-442||b||Seas of Toothpaste
|-
|Gliese-442||b||This one weird planet
|-
| rowspan= 3|EPIC-201367065||b||Sulawesi
|-
|c||Huge Soccer Ball
|-
|d||Geodude
|-
| rowspan= 5|Kepler-296||b||Kerbal Space Planet
|-
|c||A$aplanet
|-
|d||Jurassic World
|-
|e||This Land
|-
|f||Springfield
|-
| rowspan= 2|HR 7722||b||Betelgeuse
|-
|c||Beetlejuice
|-
|EPIC 201912552||b||Netherlands VI
|-
| rowspan= 3|Gliese 3293||b||Antispit
|-
|c||Google Earth
|-
|d||Planet of the Apes (disambiguation)
|-
| rowspan= 2|Kepler-283||b||ˈjʊərənəs
|-
|c||jʊˈreɪnəs
|-
| rowspan= 4|Upsilon Andromedae||b||Fourthmeal
|-
|c||Stampy
|-
|d||Moonchild
|-
|e||Ham Sphere
|-
| rowspan= 3|HD 20794||b||Cosmic Sands
|-
|c||Legoland
|-
|d||Planet with Arms
|-
|HD 85512||b||Lax Morality
|-
| rowspan= 6|HD 40307||b||Good Planet
|-
|c||Problemland
|-
|d||Slickle
|-
|e||Spare Parts
|-
|f||New Jersey VI
|-
|g||How Do I Join the IAU
|-
| rowspan= 3|Gliese 163||b||Neil Tyson's Mustache
|-
|c||help@gmail.com
|-
|d||Hair-Covered Planet
|-
|Pi Mensae||b||Moon Holder
|-
|HD 189733||b||Permadeath
|-
|Kepler-22||b||Blue Ivy
|-
|KOI-2474||b||Store-Brand Earth
|-
|Kepler-437||b||Unicorn Thresher
|-
|KOI-2418||b||Spherical Discworld
|-
|Kepler-438||b||Emergency Backup Earth
|-
|KOI-3010||b||Feeeoooooooop
|-
|Kepler-442||b||Liz
|-
|rowspan = 3|82 Eridani ||b ||Horsemeat Surface 
|-
|c ||The Moon 
|-
|d ||Constant Saxophones 
|-
|HD 102365 ||b ||Little Big Planet 
|-
|rowspan = 2|Gliese 180 ||b ||Dune 
|-
|c ||Arrakis 
|-
|Fomalhaut ||b ||Swarm of Bees 
|-
|rowspan = 5|Kepler-62 ||b ||Sporty 
|-
|c ||Baby 
|-
|d ||Scary 
|-
|e ||Ginger 
|-
|f ||Posh 
|-
|rowspan = 3|HD 69830 ||b ||Planet.xxx 
|-
|c ||Novella 
|-
|d ||Sexoplanet 
|-
|rowspan = 2|Gliese 682 ||b ||Verdant Hellscape 
|-
|c ||Unsubscribe 
|-
|Kepler-452 ||b ||Pluto 
|}

==Trivia==
*The IPA character for stress is a vertical line ˈ. Randall uses a slanted line similar to acute accent ´ or prime ′.
*There were three errors in the [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/archive/f/fd/20150725002854!exoplanet_names_2.png original version] of this comic. These were corrected later the same day.
**The three errors were:
*#Waterworld starring Kevin '''Kostner''' (Kostner instead of Costner)
*#Upsilon '''Andromidae''' (Andromidae instead of Andromedae)
*#'''Formalhaut''' (Formalhaut instead of Fomalhaut)
*Later after the initial release of this comic Randall added a link to this page. It's viewable in the HTML-source or here: [https://xkcd.com/1555/info.0.json https://xkcd.com/1555/info.0.json]. The text is: ''"Full explanation & dissection & transcription available http:\n\nwww.explainxkcd.com\nwiki\nindex.php\n1555"''.

A Unicode snowman is also referenced in Randall's book ''What If'', where it is keymapped to a laptop.

Randall has also poked fun at the Netherlands in Drain the Oceans, where the Netherlands, no longer worrying about a cataclysmic flood, take over the world, and in Drain the Oceans: Part II, where the Netherlands use the portal to colonize Mars. See the https://what-if.xkcd.com/archive/ for more details.

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102: Back to the Future

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{{comic
| number = 102
| date = May 15, 2006
| title = Back to the Future
| image = back_to_the_future.jpg
| titletext = He's kind of an asshole, when you think about it.
}}

==Explanation==
This comic is a reference to the ''{{w|Back to the Future}}'' film series (specifically the first film) in which the protagonist, {{w|Marty McFly}} (played by {{w|Michael J. Fox}}), travels back from 1985 (present day for him) to 1955 and accidentally interferes with his own parents' first meeting. He must then arrange for them to fall in love before he ceases to exist due to the paradox of his own parents never having children. An unintended side-effect of the way events occur is that his dad gains self-confidence in the past and becomes "less of a loser" in the present.

As noted in the comic, the time machine Marty uses is built by his professor friend, Doctor Emmett L. Brown ({{w|Christopher Lloyd}}), out of a {{w|DeLorean DMC-12}} (a 1980s-era sports car).

[[Hairy]] ([[Cueball]] in the last two panels, as the art is inconsistent in this early comic, and his hair is removed in the last two panels) has had a very similar experience. He suggests that the aforementioned changes to history are what he really needed to do. After a frame of awkward silence, [[Megan]] reminds him that her father was in the {{w|World Trade Center (1973–2001)|World Trade Center}} (WTC) North Tower – implying that he died along with several thousand others in the North Tower on {{w|September 11 attacks|September 11, 2001}} at the time the tower collapsed due to a terrorist-flown passenger jet crashing into the building. Megan is therefore implying that saving her father's life (and perhaps the lives of the other 9/11 victims, or even preventing other disasters in history, such as the 2011 earthquake and tsunami in Japan, or the holocaust) might have been something else of importance he "needed" to do — perhaps something of significantly more importance than just helping his father. He seems completely oblivious to what she is trying to suggest. Megan starts to explain, but apparently decides that there's no point even trying to get through to him.

The title text is calling Marty McFly an asshole for not doing something more benevolent for humankind when he travelled back in time, just as the comic implies of Hairy/Cueball. It can also be seen as someone (presumably Hairy/Cueball) trying to justify the choice, by saying that Megan's dad was "kind of an asshole."

As a side note, for the comic to make sense, the events in the comic must take place after {{w|September 11 attacks|September 11, 2001}}, and not 1985 as it is in the movie. Since no dates are mentioned, Hairy/Cueball probably went back by thirty years, because that's how far back Marty travels in the film.

==Transcript==
:[Megan and Hairy are standing, talking to one another.]
:Hairy: This weekend, my professor friend built a time machine out of a DeLorean and I went back in time! I helped make sure my parents got together and helped my dad to be less of a loser.

:Megan: Wow! Do you still have the time machine?
:Hairy: Nah. But I did what I really needed to do.
:Megan: Uh huh.

:[Beat panel. Hairy's hair isn't drawn in this panel or the next one, making him a Cueball.]

:Megan: Okay, you remember that my father was in the WTC North Tower, right?
:Cueball: Yeah...why?
:Megan: I...nothing.

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1861: Quantum

2022-05-03T22:45:07Z

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{{comic
| number = 1861
| date = July 10, 2017
| title = Quantum
| image = quantum.png
| titletext = If you draw a diagonal line from lower left to upper right, that's the ICP 'Miracles' axis.
}}

==Explanation==

The comic depicts a relationship between how philosophically exciting the questions in a field of study are, versus how many years are required to understand the answers. For example, {{w|special relativity}} poses very intriguing philosophical questions, such as "{{w|Relativity of simultaneity|can the temporal ordering of spatially separated events depend on the observer?}}", or "{{w|Twin paradox|can time run at different rates for differerent observers?}}". But it doesn't take a lot of mathematical knowledge to understand the answers - that when objects move very close to the speed of light, {{w|time dilation|time slows down}} and their {{w|length contraction|lengths contract}}: the key {{w|Lorentz transformation}}s ultimately involve little more than high-school algebra. Hence, Special Relativity is very high up on the y-axis but not very far on the x-axis. Basic physics is not very philosophically interesting but also not very complicated. {{w|Fluid dynamics}}, as captured by the {{w|Navier–Stokes equations}} is very complicated, but it's concerned with a very specific topic - how water or other fluids flow around - so it doesn't lead to big philosophical questions.

The "danger zone" in the top right of the chart is when a field of study is wide-ranging enough to pose broad philosophical questions, and also so complicated that most people can't answer those questions. {{w|Quantum mechanics}} deals with some very strange concepts that readily lend themselves to philosophical questions, such as the idea that merely observing something can change it, or the idea that something can be both a wave and a particle at the same time. However, the explanation for those phenomena is a very complicated piece of math, notably the {{w|Schrödinger equation}}, which means that most people don't have accurate answers to those questions. [[Randall]] suggests that this is the reason why so many people have "weird ideas" about quantum mechanics.

[[1240: Quantum Mechanics]] also discusses weird ideas that people have about quantum mechanics.

{{w|General relativity}} also presupposes considerable {{w|Mathematics of general relativity|mathematical sophistication}} to understand the {{w|Einstein field equations}}. However, the main contribution of GR – the explanation of {{w|gravity}} in terms of a {{w|curvature|curved}} {{w|spacetime}} – does not seem to induce a lot of philosophical novelty beyond that already seen in special relativity, possibly with the exception of {{w|black hole}}s.

The title text references the {{w|Insane Clown Posse}} (ICP) song "{{w|Miracles (Insane Clown Posse song)|Miracles}}", made memetic by the lyric "Fucking magnets, how do they work?" An axis is the direction on a graph in which some quantity is increasing or decreasing. So things that are far along the "miracle" axis are presumably more miraculous. As you move from bottom-left to top-right on the graph, items become both more philosophically interesting and harder to understand. It would be fair to describe something that's hard to understand and raises big philosophical questions as a "miracle". The ICP "Miracles" axis would also intersect the topic "magnets" infamously mentioned in the song.

==Transcript==
:[A chart with the Y-axis titled "How Philosophically Exciting the Questions Are to a Novice Student" and the X-axis titled "How Many Years of Math are Needed to Understand the Answers". The upper-right portion of the chart is labeled "Danger Zone". The following topics are charted as follows:
::Basic Physics: low excitement, low prerequisites
::Fluid Dynamics: low excitement, high prerequisites
::Magnets: medium excitement, medium prerequisites
::General Relativity: medium excitement, high prerequisites (on the border to the "Danger Zone")
::Special Relativity: high excitement, low prerequisites
::Quantum Mechanics: high excitement, high prerequisites (in the "Danger Zone")]

:[Caption below the panel:]
:Why so many people have weird ideas about Quantum Mechanics

{{comic discussion}}

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18: Snapple

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{{comic
| number = 18
| date = October 10, 2005
| title = Snapple
| image = snapple.jpg
| titletext = Sn = tin
}}

==Explanation==
[[Cueball]] hands another Cueball-like guy an apple calling it a ''snapple.'' When the guy bites into it, his teeth go ''clink'' against the apple's metal surface; Cueball has infused the apple with tin.

The fourth panel is a silent wide shot, perhaps suggesting {{w|Anti-humor|the joke was met with silence as a weak joke}}. As a meta-joke, the final panel might jokingly suggest that the silence is because those unfamiliar with the periodic table of elements don't get the joke.

The joke in this comic is pretty self-explanatory, especially given that the title text continues the trend in early [[xkcd]] comics of explaining the joke. {{w|Tin}} is a metallic element whose abbreviation on the periodic table is "Sn" (as the Latin word for tin is "stannum"). Thus, the apple is a "Sn-apple."

{{w|Snapple}} is a brand of beverages -- mostly bottled juices and teas -- whose name is based on a carbonated apple juice they once produced ("snappy apple").

[[James]] (in the caption) presumably once made a joke to [[Randall]] about tin or Snapple or both.

==Transcript==
:[Above the frame:]
:This one is entirely James' fault.

:[Two Cueball-like guys are standing and talking.]
:Cueball: Here, take a bite of this Snapple.
:Friend: food!

:[Cueball's friend takes a bite.]
:Friend: Ow! What is this?
:''Clink''

:[The panel switches to Cueball.]
:Cueball: It's an apple infused with tin.

:[Beat panel. A wide shot of the two.]

:[Same scene, except the panel is lightly shaded and the is a box above saying:]
:Those of you who know your periodic table should be laughing right about now.

==Trivia==
*This was the 17th comic originally posted to [[LiveJournal]].
**The previous was [[17: What If]].
**The next was [[19: George Clinton]].
*Original title: "Monday's drawing: Snapple"
*There was no original [[Randall]] quote for this comic.
**It could be argued that the caption of the comic ''This one is entirely James' fault'' was the quote. But it is part of the comic picture.
*This comic was posted on [[xkcd]] when the web site opened on Sunday the 1st of January 2006.
**It was posted along [[:Category:First day on xkcd|with all 41 comics]] posted before that on LiveJournal as well as a few others.
**The latter explaining why the numbers of these 41 LiveJournal comics ranges from 1-44.
*One of the original drawings drawn on [[:Category:Checkered paper|checkered paper]].
*This is another early xkcd comic in which [[Cueball]] characters are drawn in some panels with faces.

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11: Barrel - Part 2

2022-05-03T22:44:28Z

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{{comic
| number = 11
| date = September 30, 2005
| title = Barrel - Part 2
| image = barrel mommies.jpg
| titletext = Awww.
}}

==Explanation==
Like in the previous comic in the Barrel series, the boy is floating in the ocean in a barrel. The previous comic made a point about the uncertainty of life; here, the boy's lament at not finding a mother is pure sentimentality, as accentuated by the title text.

According to Freud, the first stage of psycho-sexual development is the Oral Stage, which relates to a baby's relationship with its mother. The realization that 'mommy' cannot be found is the first point at which a person learns to stop trusting the world and realizes that the world is not always comforting and safe.

This is the second in a six-part series of comics whose parts were randomly published during the first several dozen strips. The series features a [[:Category:Barrel|character]] that is not consistent with what would quickly become the [[xkcd]] [[stick figure]] style. The character is in a barrel.

After Randall released the full [http://liveweb.archive.org/web/20070207052159/http://www.xkcd.com/barrel.html The Boy and his Barrel] story on xkcd, it has been clear that the original [[Ferret]] story should also be included as part of the barrel series.

The full series can be found [[:Category:Barrel|here]]. But below they are listed in the order Randall has put them in his collection linked to above:
* [[1: Barrel - Part 1]]
* [[20: Ferret]]
* [[11: Barrel - Part 2]]
* [[22: Barrel - Part 3]]
* [[25: Barrel - Part 4]]
* [[31: Barrel - Part 5]]

==Transcript==
:[A boy sits in a barrel which is floating in an ocean.]
:Boy: none of the places i floated had mommies.

==Trivia==
*This was the 13th comic originally posted to [[LiveJournal]].
**The previous was [[14: Copyright]].
**The next was [[15: Just Alerting You]].
*This comic kept it's original title: "Barrel - Part 2 "
*Original [[Randall]] quote: "The story continues."
*This was one of the [[:Category:First day on LiveJournal|thirteen first comics]] posted to LiveJournal within 12 minutes on Friday September 30, 2005.
*This comic was posted on [[xkcd]] when the web site opened on Sunday the 1st of January 2006.
**It was posted along [[:Category:First day on xkcd|with all 41 comics]] posted before that on LiveJournal as well as a few others.
**The latter explaining why the numbers of these 41 LiveJournal comics ranges from 1-44.
*One of the original drawings drawn on [[:Category:Checkered paper|checkered paper]].
*The drawing style is very reminiscent of the {{w|The Little Prince|Little Prince}}.

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9: Serenity is coming out tomorrow

2022-05-03T22:44:14Z

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{{comic
| number = 9
| date = September 30, 2005
| title = Serenity is coming out tomorrow
| image = firefly.jpg
| titletext = Mal, Simon, Wash, Zoe, River, Kaylee, Jayne, Inara, Book.
}}

==Explanation==
This comic is about the release of the movie ''{{w|Serenity (2005 film)|Serenity}}'', which was the followup to {{w|Joss Whedon}}'s TV show, ''{{w|Firefly (TV series)|Firefly}}'', which was cancelled by {{w|Fox Broadcasting Company|Fox}} after only one season. Plus, three episodes were not shown on Fox but debuted on {{w|Sci Fi Channel}} in the UK. The show was followed by a devoted number of fans who were outraged by the cancellation of the show. High DVD sales and strong fan support allowed the follow up film Serenity to be created, which tied up many of the loose ends that Firefly left open, such as the cause of {{w|List of Firefly characters#River Tam|River}}'s abilities and the origins of the {{w|Reaver (Firefly)|Reavers}}.

The image shows the main characters of Firefly. From left to right:
*{{w|Malcolm Reynolds|Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds}} - the ship's captain.
*{{w|Simon Tam}} - a doctor trying to rescue his sister.
*{{w|Hoban Washburne|Hoban "Wash" Washburne}} - the ship's pilot.
*{{w|Zoe Washburne}} - the ship's second-in-command.
*{{w|River Tam}} - Simon's sister, who displays superhuman capabilities, but is crippled by alliance research.
*{{w|Kaylee Frye}} - the ship's happy-go-lucky mechanic.
*{{w|Jayne Cobb}} - the hired muscle.
*{{w|Inara Serra}} - a companion, the equivalent of a courtesan, but with a greater deal of respect.
*{{w|Derrial Book}} - a shepherd, which is similar to a priest, with a very unknown backstory.

This is the first [[xkcd]] with adorned stick figures (e.g. hair, coats, etc.) to represent distinct characters, which later becomes a standard motif of the comic.

{{w|Nathan Fillion}}, {{w|Summer Glau}}, and {{w|Jewel Staite}}, the actors who play Mal, River, and Kaylee respectively, show up later in Randall's series [[:Category:The Race|The Race]].

==Transcript==
:[Several stick figures stand side by side in a lineup. A forlorn male in a coat, a male with combed hair, a male with spiky hair and arms outstretched enthusiastically, a female with long hair and cornrows, a shorter female with stringy hair falling over her face, an enthusiastic female with arms raised in celebration with shorter hair, a male with short hair and a goatee and hands on hips, a female with curly hair wearing a dress, and a stern-looking man with flyaway hair.]

==Trivia==
*This was the 10th comic originally posted to [[LiveJournal]].
**The previous was [[6: Irony]].
**The next was [[10: Pi Equals]].
*Original title: "Firefly"
*Original [[Randall]] quote: "Drawn in honor of the upcoming Serenity! If you work very hard you can figure out who is who."
*This was one of the [[:Category:First day on LiveJournal|thirteen first comics]] posted to LiveJournal within 12 minutes on Friday September 30, 2005.
*This comic was posted on [[xkcd]] when the web site opened on Sunday the 1st of January 2006.
**It was posted along [[:Category:First day on xkcd|with all 41 comics]] posted before that on LiveJournal as well as a few others.
**The latter explaining why the numbers of these 41 LiveJournal comics ranges from 1-44.
*One of the original drawings drawn on [[:Category:Checkered paper|checkered paper]].

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4: Landscape (sketch)

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{{comic
| number = 4
| date = September 30, 2005
| title = Landscape (sketch)
| image = landscape_cropped_(1).jpg
| titletext = There's a river flowing through the ocean
}}

==Explanation==
This comic does not present a particular point; it is just a picture drawn by Randall.

There is a joke in the title text that a river, made of water, is flowing through the ocean, which is also made of water.

It is also worth noting that the sketch, when flipped vertically, maintains the appearance of having the sea on the bottom and sky on top, although the setting sun is on the wrong part of the horizon.

Similar to {{w|Relativity (M. C. Escher) | works of M. C. Escher}}, this picture takes visual components of a typical scene and combines then in ways that appear to work well on a small scale, but would never combine that way in real life and do not make sense in the larger context of the image. The clouds are casting shadows on the sky.

[[File:Flipped sketch.jpg|thumb|Flipped sketch]]

==Transcript==
:[A sketch of a landscape with sun on the horizon.]
:[There is text from the checkered paper at the top:]
:From Page No.__

==Trivia==
*This was the 2nd comic originally posted to [[LiveJournal]].
**The previous was [[7: Girl sleeping (Sketch -- 11th grade Spanish class)]].
**The next was [[3: Island (sketch)]].
*Original title: "Landscape"
*Original [[Randall]] quote: "Don't ask me why there's a river running through the ocean. Please."
*This was one of the [[:Category:First day on LiveJournal|thirteen first comics]] posted to LiveJournal within 12 minutes on Friday September 30, 2005.
*This comic was posted on [[xkcd]] when the web site opened on Sunday the 1st of January 2006.
**It was posted along [[:Category:First day on xkcd|with all 41 comics]] posted before that on LiveJournal as well as a few others.
**The latter explaining why the numbers of these 41 LiveJournal comics ranges from 1-44.
*One of the original drawings drawn on [[:Category:Checkered paper|checkered paper]].

{{comic discussion}}
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3: Island (sketch)

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{{comic
| number = 3
| date = September 30, 2005
| title = Island (sketch)
| image = island_color.jpg
| titletext = Hello, island
}}

==Explanation==
This comic does not present a particular point; it is just a picture drawn by [[Randall]].

The title text may be a play on the classical {{w|"Hello, World!" program|"Hello, world!"}} program, traditionally a first program when learning a new programming language.

==Transcript==
:[A color sketch of an island.]

==Trivia==
*This was the 3rd comic originally posted to [[LiveJournal]].
**The previous was [[4: Landscape (sketch)]].
**The next was [[2: Petit Trees (sketch)]].
**This is the only comic that has the same number both on xkcd and on LiveJournal.
*Original title: "Island"
*Original [[Randall]] quote: "I draw these a lot."
*This was one of the [[:Category:First day on LiveJournal|thirteen first comics]] posted to LiveJournal within 12 minutes on Friday September 30, 2005.
*This comic was posted on [[xkcd]] when the web site opened on Sunday the 1st of January 2006.
**It was posted along [[:Category:First day on xkcd|with all 41 comics]] posted before that on LiveJournal as well as a few others.
**The latter explaining why the numbers of these 41 LiveJournal comics ranges from 1-44.
*One of the original drawings drawn on [[:Category:Checkered paper|checkered paper]].

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18: Snapple

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1486: Vacuum

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Jmc1994: Undo revision 233621 by X. K. C. D. (talk)

{{comic
| number = 1486
| date = February 13, 2015
| title = Vacuum
| image = vacuum.png
| titletext = Do you think you could actually clean the living room at some point, though?
}}

==Explanation==
[[1240: Quantum Mechanics|According to quantum mechanics]] there is tremendous energy density in space-time itself: this is known as: {{w|vacuum energy}}, zero point energy, vacuum foam, etc. So far we don't know any way to tap into this energy.

In the cartoon, [[Beret Guy]] appears to be making a silly mistake, confusing the "vacuum" referred to in calculations of the theoretical energy density of space time with a {{w|vacuum cleaner}}, which is also commonly referred to as just a "vacuum".

[[Cueball]] tries to correct him, but it turns out that Beret Guy really is able to tap into this fundamental source of energy. Having such strange and impossible powers is second nature to Beret Guy, as can be seen in many of his [[:Category:Comics featuring Beret Guy|appearances]] – for instance in [[1388: Subduction License]].

But even though Beret Guy now claims the Universe is his to command (a sentence used by [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103639/quotes Jafar from Aladdin], but {{tvtropes|TakeOverTheWorld|a similar intent is also stated by the crazy villain in many movies}}), Cueball is not fazed by this and simply asks, in the title text, if Beret Guy would use the vacuum for its intended purpose and clean the living room. This seems to imply Beret Guy has previously, perhaps repeatedly, taken an action that would normally imply he was going to clean the living room (such as taking a broom or some other cleaning implement that is not the vacuum) and done something unexpected with it instead (such as flying off on it).

On an additional note, many scientific breakthroughs in history have been made because the person making them {{tvtropes|AchievementsInIgnorance|did not realize they were supposedly impossible,}} such as {{w|spin-stabilized magnetic levitation}}. This comic could be seen as a nod to that.

It seems that Cueball borrows one of Beret Guy's vacuum cleaners later in [[1826: Birdwatching]]. A normal vacuum cleaner would not be able to do what Cueball's presumably does to birds in that comic!

==Transcript==
:[Beret guy is holding an upright vacuum cleaner upside-down by the handle, waving it around above his head.]

:[The vacuum cleaner is upright on the ground, and Beret guy is standing on its body, wiggling the handle.]
:Cueball: What are you doing?
:Beret Guy: Trying to unlock the tremendous energy of the vacuum.

:[Beret guy rides the vacuum cleaner as it begins to lift off, propelled upward by an unknown force.]
:Cueball: That’s not what that—
:Beret Guy: '''''—Ha ha! It works!'''''

:[Beret guy flies away on the vacuum cleaner.]
:Cueball: I '''''said,''''' that’s—
:Beret Guy: '''''The universe is mine to command!!'''''

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