https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/api.php?action=feedcontributions&user=172.69.34.154&feedformat=atomexplain xkcd - User contributions [en]2024-03-28T12:59:25ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.30.0https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=Talk:330:_Indecision&diff=210393Talk:330: Indecision2021-04-18T08:03:54Z<p>172.69.34.154: </p>
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<div>- I think it went along the lines "if two persons share an eye contact longer than X seconds they are either going to fight or fuck." [[Special:Contributions/108.162.231.67|108.162.231.67]] 16:30, 15 December 2014 (UTC)<br />
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- The author of this "explanation" is clearly heterosexual and not particularly kinky. Crisco is COMMONLY used as a sexual lubricant for the act of anal fisting, particularly in the gay community. ~ Remy<br />
: - Perhaps we could replace "is not commonly used as a sexual lubricant" with "is not intended for use as a sexual lubricant". --[[Special:Contributions/198.41.235.203|198.41.235.203]] 15:56, 21 July 2015 (UTC)<br />
: - Commercial lubricants are still more common. The fact that you refer to something as both kinky and common makes little sense.{{unsigned|Flewk}}<br />
:Why is everyone adding a dash before their comment[[Special:Contributions/162.158.79.185|162.158.79.185]] 16:52, 13 March 2019 (UTC)<br />
:: - I don't know. {{User:PoolloverNathan/Signature}} 18:17, 6 April 2021 (UTC) <!-- not logged in --><br />
::: - a fellow archive trawler I see. 8:02, 18 April 2021 (UTC)<br />
::Used to be a thing, the only signed comment is from 2015, and Remy’s is probably earlier. [[User:Netherin5|Netherin5]] ([[User talk:Netherin5|talk]]) 17:09, 13 March 2019 (UTC)<br />
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I think it's an allusion to ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rules The Rules: Time-tested Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right]'' book. [[Special:Contributions/162.158.102.150|162.158.102.150]] 08:03, 23 February 2016 (UTC)</div>172.69.34.154https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=2451:_AI_Methodology&diff=2103552451: AI Methodology2021-04-17T04:03:39Z<p>172.69.34.154: /* Transcript */ ce</p>
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<div>{{comic<br />
| number = 2451<br />
| date = April 16, 2021<br />
| title = AI Methodology<br />
| image = ai_methodology.png<br />
| titletext = We've learned that weird spacing and diacritics in the methodology description are apparently the key to good research; luckily, we've developed an AI tool to help us figure out where to add them.<br />
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:[Cueball stands in front of a projection on a screen and points with a stick to a histogram with a bell curve to the left and one bar to the far right marked with an arrow]<br />
:Cueball: Despite our great research results, some have questioned our AI-based methodology.<br />
:Cueball: But we trained a classifier on a collection of good and bad methodology sections, and it says ours is fine.<br />
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{{comic discussion}}<br />
[[Category:Artificial Intelligence]]<br />
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]</div>172.69.34.154https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=2451:_AI_Methodology&diff=2103542451: AI Methodology2021-04-17T04:02:45Z<p>172.69.34.154: Categories ; friday</p>
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<div>{{comic<br />
| number = 2451<br />
| date = April 16, 2021<br />
| title = AI Methodology<br />
| image = ai_methodology.png<br />
| titletext = We've learned that weird spacing and diacritics in the methodology description are apparently the key to good research; luckily, we've developed an AI tool to help us figure out where to add them.<br />
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==Explanation==<br />
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:[Cueball stands in front of a projection on a screen and points with a stick to a histogram with a bell curve to the left and one bar to the far right marked with an arrow]<br />
:Cueball: Despite our great research results, some have questioned our AI-based methodology.<br />
:Cueball: But we trained a classifier on a collection of good and bad methodology sections, and it says ours is fine.<br />
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{{comic discussion}}<br />
[[Category:Artificial intelligence]]<br />
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]</div>172.69.34.154https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=Talk:2448:_Eradication&diff=210260Talk:2448: Eradication2021-04-15T06:59:11Z<p>172.69.34.154: smallpox is on thin fucking ice is all i'm saying</p>
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Is this a [[2306|slippery slope of morality]] we're heading down? [[Special:Contributions/141.101.98.6|141.101.98.6]]<br />
:I do not think we will hesitate with eradicating diseases, like we did with smallpox. However, seems unlikely we will manage to eradicate any type of corona virus... sadly. --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 09:40, 10 April 2021 (UTC)<br />
:Do laws and treaties regarding protecting endangered species have exceptions for disease-causing organisms? Maybe viruses don't count because they're not considered to be alive, but what about bacteria?<br />
::They are not endangered. We have viable population {{w|Smallpox virus retention debate|stored safely}} so we can reintroduce it to wild anytime we want. -- [[User:Hkmaly|Hkmaly]] ([[User talk:Hkmaly|talk]]) 23:33, 10 April 2021 (UTC)<br />
:::Those words don't apply to viruses as noted, but if they did, IUCN would call that 'extinct in the wild' -- a kind of endangerment. [[Special:Contributions/172.69.34.154|172.69.34.154]] 06:59, 15 April 2021 (UTC)<br />
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Do we ever attribute the title text to a particular character in the comic? [[User:Barmar|Barmar]] ([[User talk:Barmar|talk]]) 13:27, 10 April 2021 (UTC)<br />
:We do, whenever it is obvious that a character said it, and which one said it is equally trivial to ascertain. I would not say either can be done for this comic. The primary argument for Megan saying this is probably that if it were Cueball, he would be speaking out of turn. But a 3rd character or Randal seems much more likely to me here since the speech pattern does not mach the rest of the comic. You could maybe claim that such language is typical of Megan... but honestly its typical of Cueball as well, in his dark fantasy moments.<br />
:I 'solved' (FCVO) the attribution problem. [[Special:Contributions/141.101.98.174|141.101.98.174]] 13:18, 11 April 2021 (UTC)<br />
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I wonder whether it is worth discussing that smallpox was eradicated thanks to the fact it had only one possible host species, humans. COVID-19 is coming from animals, and can be hosted by multiple species, for example minks, cats, dogs, etc. So while we may be able to inoculate every human currently, the illness could come back at a later time (once new, non-inoculated humans are born), after it has been dormant in an alternate reservoir host for that time. Thus it may not be possible to ever eradicate it, and having it as a new source of common cold may be the best possible. [[Special:Contributions/162.158.126.146|162.158.126.146]] 14:45, 12 April 2021 (UTC)</div>172.69.34.154https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=2444:_Ingenuity&diff=2092882444: Ingenuity2021-03-31T23:35:18Z<p>172.69.34.154: /* Transcript */ wrong person</p>
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<div>{{comic<br />
| number = 2444<br />
| date = March 31, 2021<br />
| title = Ingenuity<br />
| image = ingenuity.png<br />
| titletext = Plot twist: Thanks to [mumble mumble] second-order [mumble] Rayleigh-Taylor [mumble] turbulent [mumble] shear, it turns out powered flight is way EASIER on Mars!<br />
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{{w|Ingenuity_(helicopter)|Ingenuity}} is a drone-like helicopter deployed to the surface of Mars. It rode on the underside of the Perseverance rover. After the rover released it and cleared its takeoff trajectory, the helicopter was then supposed to take off. The comic projects what might happen if the mission controllers activated the helicopter early and the entire rover took off from the surface.<br />
In the comic, Ponytail and Cueball are standing at mission control, when Cueball slips and hits the button. The Ingenuity drone then takes of, lifting Perserverance with it, and the rover says "Wheee!" Presumably from excitement or happiness.<br />
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In the title text, some character discovers powered flight is easier on Mars, which contradicts our current understanding [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhsZUZmJvaM that powered flight is very difficult on Mars]. Mars may have less gravity, but Mars' atmosphere is 1% the density of earth. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYe3sIaNHVs It's so thin that you couldn't move a feather with a fan.] This is why the character mumbles his explanation of the science, because they know any explanation doesn't actually make sense.<br />
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The total mass of the two vehicles is about 556 times that of the helicopter alone, meaning the unexpected lift effect 'described' would have to be several hundred times more effective than that anticipated, depending upon the factor of overdesign already built in to avoid an expensive marginal failure. It also seems to be trivially easy to balance the extremely top-heavy loading upon the small solar-panel that tops out the counter-rotating coaxial blades, which adds yet more questions of both the dynamic and structural performance, never mind questions about the available power to accomplish this and the later possibilities to recharge.<br />
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It is not the first time that we have seen a Mars vehicle [[1504|vastly exceed expectations]] in these pages.<br />
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:[On the surface of Mars]<br />
:Perseverance rover (in robotic voice): Ingenuity helicopter has been lowered. Preparing to release it onto the surface.<br />
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:[In Mission Control on Earth, Cueball trips and clicks on a key on his workstation, while Ponytail stands nearby]<br />
:Cueball: Oops<br />
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:[On Mars, Ingenuity's rotor blades start spinning]<br />
:Ingenuity: Bzzzzzz<br />
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:[Perseverance is being lifted into the air by Ingenuity]<br />
:Perseverance: Wheeee!<br />
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{{comic discussion}}<br />
[[Category:Mars rovers]]<br />
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]<br />
[[Category:Comics featuring Ponytail]]</div>172.69.34.154https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=2444:_Ingenuity&diff=2092872444: Ingenuity2021-03-31T23:34:43Z<p>172.69.34.154: /* Transcript */ categories</p>
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<div>{{comic<br />
| number = 2444<br />
| date = March 31, 2021<br />
| title = Ingenuity<br />
| image = ingenuity.png<br />
| titletext = Plot twist: Thanks to [mumble mumble] second-order [mumble] Rayleigh-Taylor [mumble] turbulent [mumble] shear, it turns out powered flight is way EASIER on Mars!<br />
}}<br />
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==Explanation==<br />
{{incomplete|Created by a Martian helicopter. Please mention here why this explanation isn't complete. Do NOT delete this tag too soon.}}<br />
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{{w|Ingenuity_(helicopter)|Ingenuity}} is a drone-like helicopter deployed to the surface of Mars. It rode on the underside of the Perseverance rover. After the rover released it and cleared its takeoff trajectory, the helicopter was then supposed to take off. The comic projects what might happen if the mission controllers activated the helicopter early and the entire rover took off from the surface.<br />
In the comic, Ponytail and Cueball are standing at mission control, when Cueball slips and hits the button. The Ingenuity drone then takes of, lifting Perserverance with it, and the rover says "Wheee!" Presumably from excitement or happiness.<br />
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In the title text, some character discovers powered flight is easier on Mars, which contradicts our current understanding [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhsZUZmJvaM that powered flight is very difficult on Mars]. Mars may have less gravity, but Mars' atmosphere is 1% the density of earth. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYe3sIaNHVs It's so thin that you couldn't move a feather with a fan.] This is why the character mumbles his explanation of the science, because they know any explanation doesn't actually make sense.<br />
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The total mass of the two vehicles is about 556 times that of the helicopter alone, meaning the unexpected lift effect 'described' would have to be several hundred times more effective than that anticipated, depending upon the factor of overdesign already built in to avoid an expensive marginal failure. It also seems to be trivially easy to balance the extremely top-heavy loading upon the small solar-panel that tops out the counter-rotating coaxial blades, which adds yet more questions of both the dynamic and structural performance, never mind questions about the available power to accomplish this and the later possibilities to recharge.<br />
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It is not the first time that we have seen a Mars vehicle [[1504|vastly exceed expectations]] in these pages.<br />
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:[On the surface of Mars]<br />
:Perseverance rover (in robotic voice): Ingenuity helicopter has been lowered. Preparing to release it onto the surface.<br />
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:[In Mission Control on Earth, Cueball trips and clicks on a key on his workstation, while Ponytail stands nearby]<br />
:Cueball: Oops<br />
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:[On Mars, Ingenuity's rotor blades start spinning]<br />
:Ingenuity: Bzzzzzz<br />
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:[Perseverance is being lifted into the air by Ingenuity]<br />
:Perseverance: Wheeee!<br />
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{{comic discussion}}<br />
[[Category:Mars rovers]]<br />
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]<br />
[[Category:Comics featuring Megan]]</div>172.69.34.154https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=2372:_Dialect_Quiz&diff=2089942372: Dialect Quiz2021-03-26T16:44:32Z<p>172.69.34.154: </p>
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<div>{{comic<br />
| number = 2372<br />
| date = October 14, 2020<br />
| title = Dialect Quiz<br />
| image = dialect_quiz.png<br />
| titletext = Do you make a distinction between shallots, scallops, and scallions? If you use all three words, do they all have different meanings, all the same, or are two the same and one different?<br />
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==Explanation==<br />
This comic is another in a [[:Category:COVID-19|series of comics]] related to the {{w|2019–20 coronavirus outbreak|2020 pandemic}} of the {{w|coronavirus}} {{w|SARS-CoV-2}}, which causes {{w|COVID-19}}. <br />
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This comic is a parody of online quizzes that offer to compare the user's dialect of American English with others around the country. These quizzes generally contain questions about word usage, names for certain objects, and pronunciations that vary between different regions of the US. There are also quizzes about broader English dialects, but this comic focuses on commonly cited differences between American dialects.<br />
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The earliest quiz of this type to be widely disseminated online was the [http://dialect.redlog.net/ Harvard Dialect Survey], conducted in the early 2000s by Bert Vaux and Scott Golder. The survey created maps of the distribution of various word usage (such as pop/soda/coke for a fizzy softdrink) and was a relatively early example of widely shared Internet "viral" content. In 2013, Josh Katz of the New York Times created [https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/upshot/dialect-quiz-map.html a new version] based on the Harvard survey, which became the Times' [https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2014/01/-em-the-new-york-times-em-most-popular-story-of-2013-was-not-an-article/283167/ most popular content of 2013] and spread the idea to many more people. Many of the questions in this comic directly derive from entries in those surveys.<br />
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Randall's previous two comics have been about election predictions, leading up to the 2020 US General Presidential Election. A prominent predictor of the election results is Nate Silver, who runs the FiveThirtyEight website. [https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/1315348221565206530 @NateSilver538 posted his results] of taking the New York Times version of the survey on October 11, 2020... just three days before this comic was posted. [[2371: Election Screen Time]] specifically suggests that Randall may be spending too much time obsessing over new posts and content from the election predictors. It's coincidental, but likely, that Nate Silver's tweet inspired Randall's post: he was reminded of the 2013 feature from the Times.<br />
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! 1<br />
|How do you address a group of two or more people?<br />
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* A) You<br />
* B) Y'all<br />
* C) I have not been around two or more people for so long that I can't remember<br />
| Reference to the first question of the Times quiz: "How would you address {{w|You#Informal_plural_forms|a group of two or more people}}?" (with options including "you all", "you guys", "y'all", etc.). Option C may reference the significant decrease in human interaction and social contact during the COVID-19 pandemic. Alternatively, it may suggest that some xkcd readers are particularly introverted.<br />
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! 2<br />
| How do you pronounce "Penelope"?<br />
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* A) Rhymes with "Antelope"<br />
* B) Rhymes with "Develop"<br />
| Both the options for this are wrong, making it the first of many quiz questions to be impossible to answer correctly.<br />
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Neither Option A's "PEEN-e-lohp" /ˈpiːnɪˌloʊp/ and Option B's "pe-NELL-up" /pɪˈnɛləp/ are a typical pronunciation of this name (beyond mispronunciations). In English, the only correct way to pronounce this name is "pe-NELL-o-pee" /pəˈnɛləpi/, which is not listed. (A) is the answer Juan from Club Dread (2004) would have given, and the way video game parody band "Random Encounters" pronounces their second cat's name. Whether this is a coincidence or deliberate is unknown.<br />
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! 3<br />
| What do you call the scientific field that studies the stars?<br />
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* A) Astrology<br />
* B) Agronomy<br />
* C) Cosmetology<br />
| The actual answer is {{w|astronomy}}, which is not listed, though several answers ''are'' listed that sound similar to fields that study stars. {{w|Astrology}} is the pseudo-scientific "study" of the influence of the stars and planets on our lives, including horoscopes, {{w|agronomy}} ''is'' scientific but instead studies agriculture, and {{w|cosmetology}} is the study of cosmetics and makeup (with a name close to {{w|cosmology}}, a branch of astronomy, and {{w|comet}}, an astronomical object). The last may also be referring to the occasionally makeup-heavy faces of movie and television "stars".<br />
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! 4<br />
| How do you pronounce "genre"?<br />
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* A) Gone-ra<br />
* B) Juh-neer<br />
* C) Jen-er-uh<br />
| Reference to a question found on some quizzes: "How do you pronounce ''genre''? ZHAHN-ruh, or JAHN-ruh?"<br />
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A majority of (American) English speakers pronounce "genre" as either "'''ZH'''AHN-ruh" /ˈʒɑnrə/ (beginning with the "zh" sound found in "trea'''s'''ure") or "'''J'''AHN-ruh" /ˈdʒɑnrə/ (beginning with the "j" sound in "justice"). Neither of these are listed, and none of the quiz's pronunciation options are common. However, they are close to other words: ''GONE-ra'' /ˈgɑnrə/ sounds like {{w|gonorrhea}} /ˌgɑnəˈriə/, ''juh-NEER'' /dʒəˈnɪər/ is the way the second and third syllables of ''engineer'' are are pronounced, and ''JEN-er-uh'' /ˈdʒɛnərə/ is a word (genera), the plural of {{w|genus}}.<br />
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! 5<br />
| You pronounce "Google" with a high-pitched yelp on the...<br />
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* A) First syllable<br />
* B) Second syllable<br />
| "Google" is not generally pronounced with a high-pitched yelp on either syllable. On the other hand, {{w|Yahoo!}}, a competitor of Google, has advertised its services with a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm5FE0x9eY0 high-pitched yodeling jingle], with the high-pitched yelp on the second syllable (as opposed to {{w|Goofy}}'s [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-70mtXw35c iconic holler], with the high yelp on the first syllable).<br />
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! 6<br />
| What do you call the thing on the wall at school that you drink water from?<br />
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* A) Gutter pipe<br />
* B) Drainpipe<br />
| Reference to a quiz question in the Harvard and Times quizzes, "What do you call the thing from which you might drink water in a school?" Answers included "drinking fountain", "water fountain", and "bubbler". However, the question in this comic implies that school children (or at least the quiz maker) drink out of {{w|Rain gutter|gutter pipes}} or drain pipes, which are used to collect rainwater and/or {{w|sewage|should absolutely not be drunk from.}}<br />
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! 7<br />
| How do you pronounce the name for a short silent video file?<br />
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* A) Animated give<br />
* B) Animated gift<br />
| Reference to the "{{w|Gif}}" pronunciation debate, with people split between pronouncing it "gif" (with the hard-G sound in "graphics") or "jif" (with the soft-G sound in "giraffe"). Both options presented in this quiz use the hard-G sound, but neither option uses the standard pronunciation for the ending of the word, “if”.<br />
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The original authors of the standard clarified they intended it to be said as if "jif". Maybe it is entirely appropriate that their product, which lacks any audio stream, was made known to most of its end-users without a sound-guide and left everyone to spontaneously derive their own way of voicing its name.<br />
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Also a reference to [https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/gift-as-a-verb how some people dislike the use of the word "gift" as a verb, and think that "give" should be used instead].<br />
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! 8<br />
| What do you call the baseball-sized garden bugs that, when poked, glow brightly and emit a warbling scream?<br />
| <br />
* A) What?<br />
* B) Lawn buddies<br />
| There are many different varieties of common insects with distinctive traits and behaviors, some of which even have multiple names; the creatures described "lawn buddies" combine three of these traits into one peculiar and somewhat frightening bug. The fact that no known creature like this exists forms the humor of the two answers: the first is reasonably confused, and the second is alarmingly familiar. <br />
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1. The Harvard and Times quizzes actually include the question: "What do you call the {{w|Armadillidiidae|small gray bug}} that curls up into a ball when it’s touched?" (options include "roly-poly," "pill-bug", "potato bug", "doodle bug", etc.).<br />
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It is also worth mentioning that "potato bug" itself can refer to three completely different kinds of insect; besides the aforementioned "{{w|Armadillidiidae|small gray bug}}," it can also refer to the {{w|Colorado potato beetle}} or to the {{w|Jerusalem cricket}}. A dialect quiz such as this one might ask the quiz-taker to identify what kind of insect they associate the term with.<br />
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2. The {{w|Firefly|Lampyridae}} family of insects do glow (although not exactly "brightly"). These insects emit their light spontaneously, as a mating signal, though they often do emit light when shaken or presumably poked. These are variously called "fireflies," "glowworms," or "lightning bugs;" a dialect quiz might reasonably ask the quiz-taker's preferred term.<br />
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3. {{w|cicada|Cicadas}} and {{w|Madagascar_hissing_cockroach|cockroaches}} can be large for insects, though nothing approaching the size of a baseball, and can make very loud noises indeed, although it would be a bit of a stretch to describe any of their associated sounds as a "warbling scream."<br />
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! 9<br />
| What do you call the misleading lines painted by disgruntled highway workers to trick cars into driving off the road?<br />
| <br />
* A) Prank lines<br />
* B) Devil's Marks<br />
* C) Fool-me lines<br />
* D) Fauxguides<br />
* E) Delaware lines<br />
| Reference to the fact that some quiz questions ask about road features, such as "verge/berm/parking strip/curb strip" and "roundabout/traffic circle/rotary". However, these particular road lines, if they have ever been made, aren't common enough to warrant different names. The Delaware Line was a formation within the Continental Army. Devil's Marks may be a takeoff of [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Devil%27s%20Strip Devil's Strip].<br />
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Misleading lines on the road were also mentioned in [[1958: Self-Driving Issues]].<br />
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! 10<br />
| What do you call the blue-green planet in the outer Solar System?<br />
| <br />
* A) Uranus<br />
* B) Neptune<br />
| This question references the fact that Uranus and Neptune are quite similar in appearance, as well as the two common pronunciations of Uranus: "YURR-ə-nəss" and "yoo-RAY-nəss" (which sounds like the phrase "{{tvtropes|UranusIsShowing|your anus}}", a favorite joke of little kids). The original pronunciation is "oo-ra-noos", both u's pronounced the same way, but this is not a common pronunciation among the general public. It also references the fact that Uranus and Neptune are both blue-ish colored planets in the outer solar system and are often confused by people who don't know much about them. Uranus is closer to being the correct answer - it could plausibly be described as cyan, a color intermediate between blue and green - while Neptune is a deep, unambiguous blue.<br />
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! 11<br />
| What do you call this tool?<br />
[[File:CloveHammer.png|150px]]<BR>(image of a claw hammer)<br />
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* A) Banger<br />
* B) Nail axe<br />
* C) Wood mage wand<br />
* D) I'm familiar with this tool but have no specific word for it<br />
* E) I have never seen it before <br />
| The only name most people would ever call this tool is a "hammer".<br />
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The last two options reference options in many quiz questions along the lines of "I'm familiar with this but have no specific word for it" and "I am not familiar with this" (such as on the pill-bug/roly-poly question on the real quiz). These may appear as options to questions that ask about something that might not exist everywhere, or something which many may not have a word for (for example, some areas of the United States have a name for "sunshowers," while most don't). However, it's a bit absurd for these options to be present for this question (and this question alone), as virtually all users in an English dialect test would be expected to know what a hammer is. This also serves as a bit of reverse perspective on the saying, "{{w|Law of the instrument|When the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.}}"<br />
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! 12<br />
| What do you call a long sandwich with meats and lettuce and stuff?<br />
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* A) A long sandwich with meats and lettuce and stuff<br />
* B) A longwich<br />
* C) A salad hot dog<br />
| Reference to a common dialect quiz question: "What do you call a {{w|Submarine sandwich|long sandwich}}?" with options typically including "sub", "hoagie", "hero", etc. <br />
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The first answer directly repeats the phrasing of the prompt, painting the person who would answer that way as either very literal-minded or bearing a snarky side. The hot dog answer could refer to the common online discussion: "Is a hot dog a sandwich?, and bears resemblance to jokes playing on synonyms to discredit their need for unique names, i.e. "Beef jerky is just a meat raisin." In this case, the argument would be "A sub sandwich is just a salad hot dog."<br />
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! 13<br />
| What do you call the scaly many-legged animal often found in attics?<br />
| <br />
* A) Lightbulb eater<br />
* B) I have no special name for them<br />
* C) I've never looked in my attic<br />
| Another reference to the frequent appearance of quiz questions asking what users call various creepy crawlies. <br />
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{{w|Millipedes}} best fit the description. They have many legs, though rarely if ever a thousand of them, as their name (from the Latin word for "thousand feet") suggests. The hard rings that separate an individual's body into segments give the animal a scaly appearance. And of the thousands of species, only a few have common names, hence "no special name for them". The reference to "lightbulb eater" is obscure, but may refer to the tendency of millipedes to congregate in large numbers in dark crevices, or perhaps Randall is simply conjuring more frightening creatures. Perhaps Randall found some in empty (no bulb) light fixtures in his attic, though it is possible this refers to another unknown frightening creature that nobody has a word for.<br />
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Normally, questions about uncommon things would include an "I've never seen one" option, like option E in the hammer question. Instead, this question has "I've never looked in my attic" as an option, implying that these creatures are present in all attics, and anyone who doesn't know them would have to have never checked their attic at all, or that they are too afraid of this creature possibly dwelling in their own attic to go look. <br />
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! 14<br />
| What do you say when someone around you sneezes?<br />
| <br />
* A) "What was that?"<br />
* B) "Oh, wow."<br />
* C) [Quietly] "Yikes."<br />
| Reference to a question on some quizzes about which of several words/phrases you say in response to a sneeze, with usual answers including "bless you", "God bless you", and "{{w|Gesundheit}}" (from the German word for 'health').<br />
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This question may also be referencing the {{w|COVID-19 pandemic}} in answer C (and possibly answer B). Sneezing isn't a primary symptom of COVID-19, but most people are hyper-aware of possibly contracting the disease from the people around them so sneezes are treated with suspicion and it's seen as rude to sneeze openly.<br />
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It is also possible that a person who has been able to catch a sneeze-producing condition has also caught COVID-19 and, while the sneeze itself isn't ''caused'' by it, the air and various airway fluids so forcefully projected are a possible infective vector with that little extra frisson of concern, given the current situation.<br />
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! Title Text<br />
| colspan=2 | Do you make a distinction between shallots, scallops, and scallions? If you use all three words, do they all have different meanings, all the same, or are two the same and one different?<br />
| Phrased similarly to questions like one on the Times quiz, "How do you pronounce the words Mary, merry, and marry?" Options included "all three are pronounced the same", "all three are pronounced differently," or all three combinations of two being the same and one different. Also refers to the naming confusion around {{w|scallions}} and {{w|shallots}} - also known as 'eschalots' - but with the unrelated but similar-sounding {{w|scallops}} substituted in the middle.<br />
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'Shallots', 'scallions' and 'eschalots' are names used in different dialects, for various species and cultivars of onion used in cooking, either as a small bulb (especially [[wikipedia:shallot|Allium cepa var. Aggregatum]]) or as a long green leaf (especially [[wikipedia:Allium_fistulosum|Allium fistulosum]]). In many dialects, the green leaf type is called a 'scallion' and the bulb a 'shallot'. In at least one dialect (NSW Australia) the green leaf type is called a 'shallot' and the bulb an 'eschalot'. This causes confusion in recipes posted online. The word 'shallot' is also pronounced with emphasis on either the first or second syllable, as referred to in question 5. Despite the answer options offered, there is no evidence of dialects which use all three terms, or where 'shallot' and 'scallion' are interchangeable. Many people in the US call scallions "green onions", as was joked about in [https://genius.com/Stan-freberg-christmas-dragnet-lyrics Stan Frieberg's Christmas Dragnet parody].<br />
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{{w|Scallops}} are invertebrate marine animals similar to oysters and clams, frequently harvested for food. In some regions of the UK and Australia potato {{w|fritters}} are also called 'scallops'. The word 'scallop' itself can be pronounced either as /ˈskɒləp/ or /ˈskæləp/, and its spelling has varied over time in a similar way to that of 'shallot'. However, these are difficult to confuse with shallots or scallions.<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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[Box with title at the top]<br />
:<big>Dialect Quiz</big><br />
[Smaller subtitle underneath]<br />
:Compare answers with your friends!<br />
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[Quiz is divided into two columns. Answers to questions are indicated by a letter followed by a closed parentheses, such as A). These letters are greyed out]<br />
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[Column 1:]<br />
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How do you address a group of two or more people? <br />
:A) You<br />
:B) Y'all<br />
:C) I have not been around two or more people for so long that I can't remember<br />
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How do you pronounce "Penelope"? <br />
:A) Rhymes with "Antelope"<br />
:B) Rhymes with "Develop"<br />
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What do you call the scientific field that studies the stars? <br />
:A) Astrology<br />
:B) Agronomy<br />
:C) Cosmetology<br />
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How do you pronounce "genre"? <br />
:A) Gone-ra<br />
:B) Juh-neer<br />
:C) Jen-er-uh<br />
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You pronounce "Google" with a high-pitched yelp on the... <br />
:A) First syllable<br />
:B) Second syllable<br />
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What do you call the thing on the wall at school that you drink water from? <br />
:A) Gutter pipe<br />
:B) Drainpipe<br />
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How do you pronounce the name for a short silent video file? <br />
:A) Animated give<br />
:B) Animated gift<br />
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What do you call the baseball-sized garden bugs that, when poked, glow brightly and emit a warbling scream? <br />
:A) What?<br />
:B) Lawn buddies<br />
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[Column 2:]<br />
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What do you call the misleading lines painted by disgruntled highway workers to trick cars into driving off the road? <br />
:A) Prank lines<br />
:B) Devil's Marks<br />
:C) Fool-me lines<br />
:D) Fauxguides<br />
:E) Delaware lines<br />
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What do you call the blue-green planet in the outer Solar System? <br />
:A) Uranus<br />
:B) Neptune<br />
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What do you call this tool?<br />
<br><br />
[Image of a claw hammer] <br />
:A) Banger<br />
:B) Nail axe<br />
:C) Wood mage wand<br />
:D) I'm familiar with this tool but have no specific word for it<br />
:E) I have never seen it before<br />
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What do you call a long sandwich with meats and lettuce and stuff? <br />
:A) A long sandwich with meats and lettuce and stuff<br />
:B) A longwich<br />
:C) A salad hot dog<br />
<br />
What do you call the scaly many-legged animal often found in attics? <br />
:A) Lightbulb eater<br />
:B) I have no special name for them<br />
:C) I've never looked in my attic<br />
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What do you say when someone around you sneezes? <br />
:A) "What was that?"<br />
:B) "Oh, wow."<br />
:C) [Quietly] "Yikes."<br />
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==Trivia==<br />
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*The xkcd Twitter account posted a [https://twitter.com/xkcd/status/1316484953480323072 series of Twitter polls] asking the questions in this comic.<br />
**How do you address a group of two or more people?<br />
***You (31.2%)<br />
***Y'all (33.5%)<br />
***'''Can’t remember anymore (35.3%)'''<br />
**How do you pronounce “Penelope”?<br />
***'''Rhymes with “antelope” (58.6%)'''<br />
***Rhymes with “develop” (41.4%)<br />
**What do you call the scientific field that studies the stars?<br />
***Astrology (34.5%)<br />
***Agronomy (18.5%)<br />
***'''Cosmetology (47%)'''<br />
**How do you pronounce "genre"?<br />
***Gone-ra (24.7%)<br />
***Juh-neer (18.8%)<br />
***'''Jen-er-uh (56.5%)'''<br />
**Do you pronounce "Google" with a high-pitched yelp on the...<br />
***'''First syllable (63.6%)'''<br />
***Second syllable (36.4%)<br />
**What do you call the thing on the wall at school that you drink water from?<br />
***Gutter pipe (32.9%)<br />
***'''Drainpipe (67.1%)'''<br />
**How do you pronounce the name for a short silent video file?<br />
***Animated give (29.6%)<br />
***'''Animated gift (70.4%)'''<br />
**What do you call the baseball-sized garden bugs that, when poked, glow brightly and emit a warbling scream?<br />
***What? (48.6%)<br />
***'''Lawn buddies (51.4%)'''<br />
**What do you call the misleading lines painted by disgruntled highway workers to trick cars into driving off the road?<br />
***Prank/fool-me lines (14.8%)<br />
***Devil's marks (22%)<br />
***Fauxguides (22.5%)<br />
***'''Delaware lines (40.6%)'''<br />
**What do you call the blue-green planet in the outer solar system?<br />
***'''Uranus (51.7%)'''<br />
***Neptune (48.3%)<br />
**What do you call this tool? 🔨<br />
***'''Banger (29.7%)'''<br />
***Nail axe (22%)<br />
***Wood mage wand (29.1%)<br />
***Don't know/not familiar (19.2%)<br />
**What do you call a long sandwich with meats and lettuce and stuff?<br />
***'''That description verbatim (43.1%)'''<br />
***A longwich (33.2%)<br />
***A salad hot dog (23.7%)<br />
**What do you call the scaly many-legged animal often found in attics?<br />
***Lightbulb eater (29.5%)<br />
***Don't have a name for it (19%)<br />
***'''Never looked in my attic (51.5%)'''<br />
**What do you say when someone around you sneezes?<br />
***"What was that?" (8.6%)<br />
***"Oh, wow." (17.1%)<br />
***'''[quietly] "Yikes." (74.3%)'''<br />
*Shallots, scallops, and scallions ran against each other in [[1529: Bracket]]<br />
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