https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/api.php?action=feedcontributions&user=173.245.56.90&feedformat=atomexplain xkcd - User contributions [en]2024-03-29T11:13:39ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.30.0https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=1058:_Old-Timers&diff=1005371058: Old-Timers2015-08-28T16:16:45Z<p>173.245.56.90: /* Explanation */</p>
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<div>{{comic<br />
| number = 1058<br />
| date = May 21, 2012<br />
| title = Old-Timers<br />
| image = old_timers.png<br />
| titletext = You were on the internet before I was born? Well, so was I.<br />
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==Explanation==<br />
A {{w|Bulletin Board System}}, or BBS, is an online service based on microcomputers running appropriate software. They were the precursors to modern day online forums.<br />
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The {{w|J. Craig Venter Institute}} (JCVI) is a non-profit genomics research institute founded by J. Craig Venter, Ph.D. in October 2006. Assuming the comic takes place when the comic was written, the girl on the right is at most 5 1/2 years old.<br />
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Objectively, the girl is just as bad as her conversational partner; simply being the most significant advancement in test tube babies in over two decades doesn't prove anything about your personal knowledge or experience. "Subjectively'', however, her reputation alone is more than enough to stun and thus "defeat" anyone who actually understands her special heritage.<br />
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The title text is another common retort from "old timers" that they have been doing X since before the younger person was born. In this case, the girl was "on the Internet" before she was born, at least in the form of her parents' genetic information.<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
:[A man with a neck beard types away at his computer screen.]<br />
:Neckbeard: (typing) Whatever, noob. I've been on the internet since the BBS days.<br />
:Screen: ''Wrong.''<br />
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:''type type''<br />
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:[A girl with buns on her head kneels on her chair, typing at a laptop on a table.]<br />
:Buns: (typing) Before I was born, a lab took egg and sperm samples from my parents and sequenced the DNA.<br />
:''type type''<br />
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:[Neckbeard sits at his desk, reading his screen.]<br />
:Buns: (from the screen) They emailed the genome to the Venter Institute, where they synthesized the genome and implanted it into sperm and eggs which became me.<br />
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:[Buns still typing on the laptop.]<br />
:Buns: So, no. You've '''''looked''''' at the internet. I've '''''been''''' there.<br />
:''type type''<br />
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[[Category:Internet]]</div>173.245.56.90https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=Talk:1308:_Christmas_Lights&diff=67332Talk:1308: Christmas Lights2014-05-15T14:34:15Z<p>173.245.56.90: spike speculation</p>
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<div>That is not the right spectrum for the sun. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.219.193|108.162.219.193]] 20:44, 27 December 2013 (UTC)<br />
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I think the spectrum at the top of the tree is a specific star. The Sun. [[Special:Contributions/173.245.56.64|173.245.56.64]] 16:21, 26 December 2013 (UTC)<br />
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If I am reading the graphs right, except for the very top there is no blue lights.<br />
[[User:Traisjames|From the guy with his eye on the sky.]] ([[User talk:Traisjames|talk]]) 06:41, 25 December 2013 (UTC)<br />
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Presumably the top is gold? [[Special:Contributions/173.245.52.211|173.245.52.211]] 07:47, 25 December 2013 (UTC)<br />
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Also the spike in the near IR of the large graph is likely to be a mercury line. I think fires would have a smoother curve of a black body. <br />
[[Special:Contributions/199.27.128.122|199.27.128.122]] 06:47, 25 December 2013 (UTC)<br />
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Could someone make a coloured version?[[User:Guru-45|Guru-45]] ([[User talk:Guru-45|talk]]) 07:22, 25 December 2013 (UTC)<br />
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Also the light at the top of the tree seems to be emitting in the UV range. Perhaps it’s supposed to be a fluorescent lamp? [[Special:Contributions/108.162.245.7|108.162.245.7]] 07:30, 25 December 2013 (UTC)<br />
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I'm thinking it's a "white" LED. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.216.56|108.162.216.56]] 07:50, 25 December 2013 (UTC)<br />
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I think the one at the top matches the profile of a star...<br />
[[Special:Contributions/141.101.99.211|141.101.99.211]] 08:18, 25 December 2013 (UTC)<br />
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The spike is not in the "near" infrared, this is water and/or carbondioxide line. {{unsigned ip|108.162.231.214}}<br />
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From a rough pixel-measurement and assuming a linear scale, the peak on the large spectrum is at around 800 nm. I'm not sure what to make from the peak, but infrared light is heat radiation, so it could be the representation of sharing warmth and love. 15:15, 25 December 2013 (UTC)<br />
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The top spectrum closely matches that of a cool-white LED. The strong peak in the blue, the broad peak from red to green, and the dip in the cyan range is a real give-away. Exactly like LEDs.[[User:ExternalMonolog|ExternalMonolog]] ([[User talk:ExternalMonolog|talk]]) 01:00, 26 December 2013 (UTC)ExternalMonolog<br />
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[http://i.imgur.com/hCbUpAl.png Here] is a "filled-in" version of the comic.[[User:Guru-45|Guru-45]] ([[User talk:Guru-45|talk]]) 17:06, 25 December 2013 (UTC)<br />
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:Very nice, Guru![[User:ExternalMonolog|ExternalMonolog]] ([[User talk:ExternalMonolog|talk]]) 01:35, 26 December 2013 (UTC)ExternalMonolog<br />
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I strongly disagree with the explanation's assertion that the peak in the large spectrum, the fire, is the 4.3µm CO2 emission listed in the source given. The peak in the source's spectrum is clearly outside of the near-infrared spectrum and it is just as clearly on the long wave side of the black-body peak in the chart. The comic doesn't even show these wavelengths at all. If, as it appears, that the chart in the comic is a semi-log plot, then the peak is roughly in the 1,000~1,200nm range.[[User:ExternalMonolog|ExternalMonolog]] ([[User talk:ExternalMonolog|talk]]) 01:20, 26 December 2013 (UTC)ExternalMonolog<br />
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:The picture of Guru-45 a few lines above is great and explaining the situation very well. It should be included in the explain. --[[User:Dgbrt|Dgbrt]] ([[User talk:Dgbrt|talk]]) 16:04, 27 December 2013 (UTC)<br />
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:As a clueless non-chemist, I'm wondering if the spike represents something *in* the fire, like roasting chestnuts? [[Special:Contributions/173.245.56.90|173.245.56.90]] 14:34, 15 May 2014 (UTC)<br />
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;Misleading picture in link<br />
:The picture : <br> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Flame_detection_spectrum.JPG <br> found in the link of the explanation is strongly misleading. Visible radiation ( red to violet ) is 700 to 400 nm. The example spectrum in the middle does not fit to this. Maybe some guesswork here results from that link. After some "metering" with a ruler on the screen my guess for the spike in the fireplace spectum now is ca. 1.5 or 2.1 µm , being the first harmonic of either O-H or CO2 respectively. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.231.220|108.162.231.220]] 23:23, 26 December 2013 (UTC)<br />
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:I agree that the color band representing the spectrum of visible light given is not directly related to the (human) visible spectrum in the source (Flame Detection). The visible spectrum ranges from about 770nm to about 395nm, or about one octave. ExternalMonog.{{unsigned|ExternalMonolog}}<br />
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"an angel, but still usually lit" ... aren't angels glowing in general? Did you ever see an angel who wasn't glowing? :-) -- [[User:Hkmaly|Hkmaly]] ([[User talk:Hkmaly|talk]]) 10:55, 27 December 2013 (UTC)<br />
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Can someone please explain to me why my entries are constantly interrupting the flow of the room? When I place an entry, it is sometimes placed inside a dotted line block and sometimes interrupts a previous entry? ExternalMonolog{{unsigned|ExternalMonolog}}<br />
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For example, my current post does not have a dotted-line block around it at all and it still interrupts previous entries. I'm using an old version of AOL and a non-current version of OSX 10.6 (Stuck here in dial-up hell, I can download no more than 2KBytes per hour so updates are extremely impractical. {{unsigned|ExternalMonolog}}<br />
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:See your talk page. '''[[User:Davidy22|<u>{{Color|#707|David}}<font color=#070 size=3>y</font></u><font color=#508 size=4>²²</font>]]'''[[User talk:Davidy22|<tt>[talk]</tt>]] 10:52, 29 December 2013 (UTC)<br />
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::As far asI know, I have no "talk page" so I'm still confused about where to go for answers. Please advise. TY. ExternalMonolog{{unsigned|ExternalMonolog}}<br />
:::[[User talk:ExternalMonolog|Here]]. There should also be a link to it at the top of the page, next to your username. '''[[User:Davidy22|<u>{{Color|#707|David}}<font color=#070 size=3>y</font></u><font color=#508 size=4>²²</font>]]'''[[User talk:Davidy22|<tt>[talk]</tt>]] 11:51, 29 December 2013 (UTC)</div>173.245.56.90https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=1359:_Phone_Alarm&diff=659381359: Phone Alarm2014-04-23T14:53:45Z<p>173.245.56.90: </p>
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<div>{{comic<br />
| number = 1359<br />
| date = April 23, 2014<br />
| title = Phone Alarm<br />
| image = phone_alarm.png<br />
| titletext = Who's calling me?? WHY IS THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD CALLING ME!?<br />
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==Explanation==<br />
{{incomplete|needs title text explained - i m not sure how to relate the title text.}}<br />
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The flowchart seems to show a problem Randall has with using alarms built into phones. Notably, that the sound is similar to a normal ring tone (probably related to [[479: Tones]]), making it sound like someone is calling him, and not waking him up. This translates to him answering the phone in the dream, talking, and eventually hanging up. Of course this doesn't stop the phone from ringing, and he ends up answering the phone again. The looping arrow around the "beep beep" box could refer to this - the phone continues ringing while pretending to answer it - or that the phone keeps ringing until he pretends to answer it. The title text enforces the fact that he can't tell between his ringtone or his alarm. In doing so believes that a prank caller is harassing him which infuriates him.<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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A flowchart:<br />
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[alarm goes off]<br />
: → [beep beep beep beep!]<br />
:: ↺ back to [beep beep beep beep!]<br />
:: → ["???"]<br />
::: → [answer phone in dream] → [talk] → [hang up]<br />
:::: → back to [beep beep beep beep!]<br />
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"My problem with phone alarms"<br />
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