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 This is the complete transcript for the dynamic comic [[1350: Lorenz]], formatted following a {{w|tree structure}}, as you can see from the table of contents below. A permalink is provided for every panel, at least at the end of a comic, as not all the storylines that were available originally are available today. Note that, if there are more than four choices, a permalink is not enough to get to the first panel of that chain. Similarly, the choices you have when you choose a permalink won't come in the same order. To be certain to have all choices, there are permalinks on all steps of a story tree. __NOEDITSECTION__
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 :Refresh... No new email... Refresh... No new tweets... Refresh... ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:6479d184-b9a0-11e3-b947-94de80a03a39 Permalink])

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                    <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Yeah? well І agreed wholeheartedly with yours, first! You can't copy mine!</div></div></div></div>
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 '''Knit Cap''':<br>[Typing on the laptop and thinking.]<br>([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:be7a3304-b685-11e3-8001-94de80a03a29 Permalink])
-{{cot|<h2>'''Refresh Branch'''</h2>}}
+{{cot|expand=yes|<h2>'''Refresh Branch'''</h2>}}
 :Refresh... No new email... Refresh... No new tweets... Refresh... ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:6479d184-b9a0-11e3-b947-94de80a03a39 Permalink])
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 :These stupid tiles... I'll just play one more game.
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 :Oh. Hey. There's some kind of political thing going on. ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:16a6d0c6-b9a3-11e3-8ea4-94de80a03a39 Permalink])
        <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Laptop''': "...and let's go live to the debate."<br>[Two politicians are debating on TV.]<br>'''Politician 1''':
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 :Let's see if BSD is any easier to install nowadays. ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:00ac9f74-b9a0-11e3-81f8-94de80a03a39 Permalink])
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-{{cot|<h2>'''Facebook Branch'''</h2>}}
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 :Hurry! We're in talks with Facebook. ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:2b330d48-bb01-11e3-8003-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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 :Gravity. Lots of it. (This option is no longer available as of 2014-04-22 - [https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:87adb65e-baa2-11e3-8012-002590d77bdd Permalink])</div></div>
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−	This is the complete transcript for the dynamic comic [[1350: Lorenz]], formatted following a {{w\|tree structure}}, as you can see from the table of contents below. A permalink is provided for every panel, at least at the end of a comic, as not all the storylines that were available originally are available today. Note that, if there are more than four choices, a permalink is not enough to get to the first panel of that chain. Similarly, the choices you have when you choose a permalink won't come in the same order. To be certain to have all choices, there are permalinks on all steps of a story tree.	+	This is the complete transcript for the dynamic comic [[1350: Lorenz]], formatted following a {{w\|tree structure}}, as you can see from the table of contents below. A permalink is provided for every panel, at least at the end of a comic, as not all the storylines that were available originally are available today. Note that, if there are more than four choices, a permalink is not enough to get to the first panel of that chain. Similarly, the choices you have when you choose a permalink won't come in the same order. To be certain to have all choices, there are permalinks on all steps of a story tree. __NOEDITSECTION__

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−	~~{{notice\|We still have many storylines missing. Feel free to add more if you find them!}}~~	+	This is the complete transcript for the dynamic comic [[1350: Lorenz]], formatted following a {{w\|tree structure}}, as you can see from the table of contents below. A permalink is provided for every panel, at least at the end of a comic, as not all the storylines that were available originally are available today. Note that, if there are more than four choices, a permalink is not enough to get to the first panel of that chain. Similarly, the choices you have when you choose a permalink won't come in the same order. To be certain to have all choices, there are permalinks on all steps of a story tree.
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−	This is ~~a valiant effort to create a~~ transcript for the ~~continually growing~~ dynamic comic [[1350: Lorenz]]~~. There's~~ a {{w\|tree structure}} at the ~~bottom~~ of ~~the page to easily understand the structure of the entire transcript ([[#skip-to-bottom-anchor\|Jump to bottom]]). Expand~~ below ~~if you want to contribute building the transcript~~.
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−	A permalink is provided for every ~~transcript~~, at least at the end of a comic, ~~because~~ not all the storylines that were available originally are available today. Note that, if there are more than four choices, a permalink is not enough to get to the first panel of that chain. Similarly, the choices you have when you choose a permalink won't come in the same order. To be certain to have all choices, there are permalinks on all steps of a story tree.

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 This is a valiant effort to create a transcript for the continually growing dynamic comic [[1350: Lorenz]]. There's a {{w|tree structure}} at the bottom of the page to easily understand the structure of the entire transcript ([[#skip-to-bottom-anchor|Jump to bottom]]). Expand below if you want to contribute building the transcript.
-'''A permalink is needed''' (at least at the end of a comic) for every transcript because not all the storylines that were available originally are available today and without the link no one can check if the transcript here is wrong. Note that even from a permalink - if you click back, you may not even get the possibility you came from, if there are more than four choices - like in the first panel, but for instance also in the second panel of the refresh choice. Similarly, the choices you have when you choose a permalink won't come in the same order, and if there are more than four, you will again not be certain to have the choice you wish for - to be certain to have all choices, you need to save permalinks on all steps of a story tree. If you complete a part of the transcript, then please add a note and a date on which this occurred like this: "This branch was complete as of 2014-04-20. (Taken from the ''Your computer is literally haunted'' branch of the BSD story on ''Why is Python importing Skynet?'')".
+A permalink is provided for every transcript, at least at the end of a comic, because not all the storylines that were available originally are available today. Note that, if there are more than four choices, a permalink is not enough to get to the first panel of that chain. Similarly, the choices you have when you choose a permalink won't come in the same order. To be certain to have all choices, there are permalinks on all steps of a story tree.
-Typically, there will be four options. Then the version below can be inserted. After the last line of text, followed by a '''Permalink''' continue like this:
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 '''Knit Cap''':<br>[Typing on the laptop and thinking.]<br>([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:be7a3304-b685-11e3-8001-94de80a03a29 Permalink])
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-   <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Refresh... No new email... Refresh... No new tweets... Refresh... ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:6479d184-b9a0-11e3-b947-94de80a03a39 Permalink])
+:Refresh... No new email... Refresh... No new tweets... Refresh... ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:6479d184-b9a0-11e3-b947-94de80a03a39 Permalink])
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 :Oh. Hey. There's some kind of political thing going on. ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:16a6d0c6-b9a3-11e3-8ea4-94de80a03a39 Permalink])
        <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Laptop''': "...and let's go live to the debate."<br>[Two politicians are debating on TV.]<br>'''Politician 1''':
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              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I agree with my opponent all all [sic] issues and I think his economic plan is fantastic!
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-                   <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Yeah? well І agreed wholeheartedly with yours, first! You can't copy mine!</div></div></div></div></div>
+                   <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Yeah? well І agreed wholeheartedly with yours, first! You can't copy mine!</div></div></div></div>
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 :Let's see if BSD is any easier to install nowadays. ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:00ac9f74-b9a0-11e3-81f8-94de80a03a39 Permalink])
        <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap is confused, staring at her laptop.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': ??<br>'''Knit Cap''':
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 :Hurry! We're in talks with Facebook. ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:2b330d48-bb01-11e3-8003-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Oh, didn't I tell you? I got their database password years ago</div>
-             <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Do you think they'll care that the coffee machine doesn't work?</div></div></div></div>
+             <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Do you think they'll care that the coffee machine doesn't work?</div></div></div>
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