1363: xkcd Phone - Revision history

81.179.199.253: /* Phone features */ I suspect this is why I got "Oh no! There was an unexpected issue in the application. Please let us know if this happened to you! Error: record key syntax not valid (regex)" error when following the link...

2026-05-13T12:42:25Z

‎Phone features: I suspect this is why I got "Oh no! There was an unexpected issue in the application. Please let us know if this happened to you! Error: record key syntax not valid (regex)" error when following the link...

166.48.86.83: /* Phone features */ One of the features has been made real.

2026-05-13T05:56:34Z

‎Phone features: One of the features has been made real.

76.183.232.121: /* Title text */

2025-08-07T17:45:59Z

‎Title text

FaviFake: Sure, let's go with that. Not sure why "longest" was expanded

2025-04-18T19:55:28Z

Sure, let's go with that. Not sure why "longest" was expanded

Firestar233: be more certain, its true unless proven otherwise. Also, word says it is 116 words.

2025-04-18T18:50:49Z

be more certain, its true unless proven otherwise. Also, word says it is 116 words.

Xnerkcd: /* Trivia */

2025-04-18T15:31:38Z

‎Trivia

Xnerkcd: /* Trivia */

2025-04-18T15:17:52Z

‎Trivia

Xnerkcd: /* Trivia */

2025-04-18T15:17:18Z

‎Trivia

Xnerkcd: /* Trivia */

2025-04-14T10:57:47Z

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FaviFake: /* Transcript */

2025-04-12T10:44:30Z

‎Transcript

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 : A humorous function. Rather than having some sort of feature to prevent breakage or cracking when a drop is detected, the phone just makes you more aware of its potential imminent doom.
-: [https://bsky.app/profile/wario64.bsky.social/post/3mloyh34myc2w| As of 2026, this is now a real feature of the Steam Controller]
+: [https://bsky.app/profile/wario64.bsky.social/post/3mloyh34myc2w As of 2026, this is now a real feature of the Steam Controller]
 ; When exposed to light, phone says "Hi!"

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 : A humorous function. Rather than having some sort of feature to prevent breakage or cracking when a drop is detected, the phone just makes you more aware of its potential imminent doom.
 ; When exposed to light, phone says "Hi!"
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 === Title text ===
 The ominous warnings and disclaimers in the title text are probably a reference to the ''Saturday Night Live'' parody ad for {{w|Happy Fun Ball}} ([https://youtu.be/GmqeZl8OI2M watch on YouTube]).

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 ; Price includes 2-year Knicks contract.
-: Mobile phones are often sold by phone companies in combination with a cell phone contract. The {{w|New York Knicks|Knicks}}, a team with a history of questionable personnel decisions, might in fact be willing to offer 2-year contracts (worth at least $1,100,000) to cellular phone purchasers regardless of their skill at basketball, though the vast majority of customers wouldn't be interested.
+: Mobile phones are often sold by phone companies in combination with a cell phone contract. The {{w|New York Knicks}}, a basketball team with a history of questionable personnel decisions, might in fact be willing to offer 2-year contracts (worth at least $1,100,000) to cellular phone purchasers regardless of their skill at basketball, though the vast majority of customers wouldn't be interested.
 ; Phone may extinguish nearby birthday candles.

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 ==Trivia==
-This is the comic with the highest character count in the [[Title text|title text]] (816 characters), but not the highest word count (116 words). The title text with the highest word count is [[1311: 2014]].<!-- when a counterexample is found, update this section -->
+This is the comic with the longest [[Title text|title text]] (816 characters), but not the highest word count (116 words). The title text with the highest word count is [[1311: 2014]].<!-- when a counter-example is found, update this section -->
 {{comic discussion}}

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 ==Trivia==
-This might be the comic with the highest character count in the [[Title text|title text]], with a word count of 112.
+This is the comic with the highest character count in the [[Title text|title text]] (816 characters), but not the highest word count (116 words). The title text with the highest word count is [[1311: 2014]].<!-- when a counterexample is found, update this section -->
 {{comic discussion}}

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 :<big><big>'''The xkcd Phone'''</big></big>
 :Your mobile world just went digital®
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