1518: Typical Morning Routine - Revision history

Amateurautist: /* Transcript */ italicized the bleeping

2026-03-11T15:41:38Z

‎Transcript: italicized the bleeping

172.70.130.85: /* Explanation */

2024-10-28T16:42:10Z

‎Explanation

108.162.245.145 at 17:01, 15 September 2024

2024-09-15T17:01:46Z

172.70.85.204: /* Explanation */ Tidying up the aside.

2023-05-31T17:49:53Z

‎Explanation: Tidying up the aside.

Alivechihiro: cleaning this up

2023-05-31T15:17:35Z

cleaning this up

ClassicalGames: Use citation needed template, except in user pages.

2023-05-03T11:16:38Z

Use citation needed template, except in user pages.

ClassicalGames: /* Transcript */

2023-04-14T08:08:23Z

‎Transcript

R3TRI8UTI0N at 00:55, 31 March 2023

2023-03-31T00:55:57Z

Qoiuoiuoiu: Removing an odd sentence about using a nuclear bomb to generate an electromagnetic pulse that would disable the phone. I was unable to find any other references in the comic to this, so I removed it. (This might be an obscure Xkcd reference, I don't know)

2022-06-04T21:48:56Z

Removing an odd sentence about using a nuclear bomb to generate an electromagnetic pulse that would disable the phone. I was unable to find any other references in the comic to this, so I removed it. (This might be an obscure Xkcd reference, I don't know)

Theusaf: Reverted edits by Donald Trump (talk) to last revision by CRLF

2022-05-26T20:02:04Z

Reverted edits by Donald Trump (talk) to last revision by CRLF

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 ==Transcript==
 :[The panel is completely black, with white text. Small lines indicate from where the two voices are coming, and also from where the alarm goes off. A small broken square surrounds the first word spoken.]
-:Alarm: '''Bleep Bleep'''
+:Alarm: '''''Bleep Bleep'''''
 :Voice (right): Urgh
 :Voice (left): Your alarm is going off
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 :[The panel is completely black, with white text. Small lines indicate from where the two voices are coming. Several small lines surrounds the last "sound" which is not spoken. The alarm noise is continued from the previous panel and continues over the top of the frame directly into the next panel.]
-:Alarm: '''Bleep Bleep Bleep B'''
+:Alarm: '''''Bleep Bleep Bleep B'''''
 :Voice (left): Hit snooze.
 :Voice (right): I'm ''trying''. I closed the alarm app and I can't... I'll just pop out the battery.
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 :[The lights have turned on so it is now a white panel with black text. The voice to the right came from Hairy with morning hair. He is leaning over the side of the bed, looking down the air vent through which he has dropped the phone. The other person to the left is not shown. The alarm noise (now coming from the air vent as visualized by the lines coming out of the vent) still continues from the previous panel and continues over the top of the frame directly into the next panel.]
-:Alarm: '''eep Bleep Bleep Ble'''
+:Alarm: '''''eep Bleep Bleep Ble'''''
 :Off-Screen voice: Make it stop!
 :Hairy: It... fell down the vent.
 :[Hairy is sitting in his bed with a laptop. The person to the left is still off-screen. The alarm noise still continues from the previous panel and continues over the top of the frame out of the comic on the right.]
-:Alarm: '''ep Bleep Bleep Bleep Ble'''
+:Alarm: '''''ep Bleep Bleep Bleep Ble'''''
 :Off-Screen voice: Can you brick it remotely?
 :Hairy: Trying... I think I fumbled it into airplane mode?

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 Given that Hairy was willing to sacrifice the phone anyway (by attempting to brick it), he would probably be better off pouring water down the vent; it wouldn't bring the phone within reach, but – provided the phone isn't sufficiently waterproof – it would disable and thereby silence it.
-Of course, Hairy probably wouldn't have gotten into this mess if he had not just been awakened brutally by a very loud alarm, making it difficult to think clearly (or, alternatively, if he just had a standard alarm clock that he could have unplugged or even a mechanical one that he could, say, hit with a hammer until it broke; or just flip the off switch).
+Of course, Hairy probably wouldn't have gotten into this mess if he had not just been awakened brutally by a very loud alarm, making it difficult to think clearly (or, alternatively, if he just had a standard alarm clock that he could have unplugged or even a mechanical one that he could, say, {{tvtropes|Main/RingRingCrunch|hit with a hammer until it broke}}; or just flip the off switch).
 ==Transcript==

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	Of course, Hairy probably wouldn't have gotten into this mess if he had not just been awakened brutally by a very loud alarm, making it difficult to think clearly (or, alternatively, if he just had a standard alarm clock that he could have unplugged or even a mechanical one that he could, say, hit with a hammer until it broke; or just flip the off switch).		Of course, Hairy probably wouldn't have gotten into this mess if he had not just been awakened brutally by a very loud alarm, making it difficult to think clearly (or, alternatively, if he just had a standard alarm clock that he could have unplugged or even a mechanical one that he could, say, hit with a hammer until it broke; or just flip the off switch).

−	Fortunately, Hairy did not resort to using the EMP of a nuclear bomb to disable the phone, as while it would work, it would be overkill{{Citation needed}} and probably destroy the phone, him, his friend, and his surroundings.

	==Transcript==		==Transcript==

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 The extremely toxic nature of mercury makes pouring it into the air supply a very dangerous idea. Also the required amount of mercury would be extremely expensive. The weight of the mercury would also be substantial (13.5 kg/liter or 113 lb/gallon), and would likely break something in the air duct system. Both mercury and water could also push the phone further into the duct system instead of bringing it back. The end of the title text, declaring that the mercury idea would ''definitely make this situation better and not worse'' could be either a sarcastic commentary on these problems or a desperate attempt to bolster confidence that this extreme solution will work when everything else has failed.
-Given that Hairy was willing to sacrifice the phone anyway (by attempting to brick it), he would probably be better off pouring water down the vent—it wouldn't bring the phone within reach, but -- provided the phone isn't waterproof -- it would disable and thereby silence it.
+Given that Hairy was willing to sacrifice the phone anyway (by attempting to brick it), he would probably be better off pouring water down the vent; it wouldn't bring the phone within reach, but – provided the phone isn't sufficiently waterproof – it would disable and thereby silence it.
 Of course, Hairy probably wouldn't have gotten into this mess if he had not just been awakened brutally by a very loud alarm, making it difficult to think clearly (or, alternatively, if he just had a standard alarm clock that he could have unplugged or even a mechanical one that he could, say, hit with a hammer until it broke; or just flip the off switch).

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 The extremely toxic nature of mercury makes pouring it into the air supply a very dangerous idea. Also the required amount of mercury would be extremely expensive. The weight of the mercury would also be substantial (13.5 kg/liter or 113 lb/gallon), and would likely break something in the air duct system. Both mercury and water could also push the phone further into the duct system instead of bringing it back. The end of the title text, declaring that the mercury idea would ''definitely make this situation better and not worse'' could be either a sarcastic commentary on these problems or a desperate attempt to bolster confidence that this extreme solution will work when everything else has failed.
-Given that Hairy was willing to sacrifice the phone anyway (by attempting to brick it), he would probably be better off pouring water down the vent—it wouldn't bring the phone within reach, but it would disable and thereby silence it (unless the phone is completely waterproof (and the waterproofing layer wasn’t damaged by the fall), which most phones aren't, especially those where the battery can be removed).
+Given that Hairy was willing to sacrifice the phone anyway (by attempting to brick it), he would probably be better off pouring water down the vent—it wouldn't bring the phone within reach, but -- provided the phone isn't waterproof -- it would disable and thereby silence it.
 Of course, Hairy probably wouldn't have gotten into this mess if he had not just been awakened brutally by a very loud alarm, making it difficult to think clearly (or, alternatively, if he just had a standard alarm clock that he could have unplugged or even a mechanical one that he could, say, hit with a hammer until it broke; or just flip the off switch).

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 Of course, Hairy probably wouldn't have gotten into this mess if he had not just been awakened brutally by a very loud alarm, making it difficult to think clearly (or, alternatively, if he just had a standard alarm clock that he could have unplugged or even a mechanical one that he could, say, hit with a hammer until it broke; or just flip the off switch).
-Fortunately, Hairy did not resort to using the EMP of a nuclear bomb to disable the phone, as while it would work, it would be overkill<sup>[<i><font color="blue">citation needed</font></i>]</sup> and probably destroy the phone, him, his friend, and his surroundings.
+Fortunately, Hairy did not resort to using the EMP of a nuclear bomb to disable the phone, as while it would work, it would be overkill{{Citation needed}} and probably destroy the phone, him, his friend, and his surroundings.
 ==Transcript==

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	Of course, Hairy probably wouldn't have gotten into this mess if he had not just been awakened brutally by a very loud alarm, making it difficult to think clearly (or, alternatively, if he just had a standard alarm clock that he could have unplugged or even a mechanical one that he could, say, hit with a hammer until it broke; or just flip the off switch).		Of course, Hairy probably wouldn't have gotten into this mess if he had not just been awakened brutally by a very loud alarm, making it difficult to think clearly (or, alternatively, if he just had a standard alarm clock that he could have unplugged or even a mechanical one that he could, say, hit with a hammer until it broke; or just flip the off switch).
		+
		+	Fortunately, Hairy did not resort to using the EMP of a nuclear bomb to disable the phone, as while it would work, it would be overkill<sup>[<i><font color="blue">citation needed</font></i>]</sup> and probably destroy the phone, him, his friend, and his surroundings.

	==Transcript==		==Transcript==

← Older revision		Revision as of 21:48, 4 June 2022
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	Of course, Hairy probably wouldn't have gotten into this mess if he had not just been awakened brutally by a very loud alarm, making it difficult to think clearly (or, alternatively, if he just had a standard alarm clock that he could have unplugged or even a mechanical one that he could, say, hit with a hammer until it broke; or just flip the off switch).		Of course, Hairy probably wouldn't have gotten into this mess if he had not just been awakened brutally by a very loud alarm, making it difficult to think clearly (or, alternatively, if he just had a standard alarm clock that he could have unplugged or even a mechanical one that he could, say, hit with a hammer until it broke; or just flip the off switch).
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−	~~Fortunately, they do not go to the extreme of using a nuclear bomb to generate an electromagnetic pulse to disable the phone.~~

	==Transcript==		==Transcript==