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 |Since on average [https://www.worldometers.info/world-population/ someone dies every few seconds], it would indeed be extremely unlikely that no one would die for weeks in a row. Although not having anyone die seems good on the surface, it would trigger alarm about why this was happening; what mysterious force could possibly cause cessation of all deaths? And will it continue into the future, triggering an overpopulation crisis in short order?
 In real life, flying the US flag {{w|Distress_signal#Inverted_flags|upside down}} is widely considered a distress signal, "a signal of dire distress in instances of extreme danger to life or property", and would not be intended to indicate an important figure has died.
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 |One normal-sized flag at half mast and five tiny flags at full mast

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 |Someone diverted a trolley to save five people by killing one important person.
 |This is a reference to the {{w|Trolley problem}}, a well-known thought experiment in ethics: An out-of-control trolley is running toward five people who are on the tracks. If you do nothing, these five will be killed. However, you can trigger a switch that will divert the trolley onto a side track, where there is one person who would be killed. Which is the more ethical option?
-In this case, the important person was sacrificed, and so is commemorated by the usual custom of lowering the flag to half-mast. The small flags, which represent the non-important people, fly at full mast to indicate those people's continued survival.
+In this case, the important person was sacrificed, and so is commemorated by the usual custom of lowering the flag to half-mast. The small flags, which represent the less important people, fly at full mast to indicate those people's continued survival.
 |-
 |No flag on the pole
 |The person who knows where the flag is stored at night died.
-|Presumably the flag-keeper died during the night, and nobody living knows where the flag is stored and can't seem to locate it to put it on the flagpole. Amusingly, this is not symbolic at all, being a natural consequence of the flag-keeper's death.
+|Presumably the flag-keeper died during the night, and nobody living knows where the flag is stored and can't seem to locate it to put it on the flagpole. Amusingly, this is not symbolic at all, being an automatic consequence of the flag-keeper's death.
 |-
-|Melted flagpole (title-text)
+|Melted flagpole (title text)
 |Salvador Dalí died
-|{{w|Salvador Dalí}} was a painter who was most famous for making all the stuff in his paintings look "melted". [[Randall]] is saying that when he died, the flag-raisers melted the flagpoles to make it look like his paintings, and it took them months to do so.
+|{{w|Salvador Dalí}} was a painter who was most famous for making objects in his paintings look "melted". [[Randall]] is saying that, when he died, the flag-raisers melted the flagpoles to make them resemble his paintings, and that it took them months to do so.
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 |Melted flagpole (title-text)
 |Salvador Dalí died
-|{{w|Salvador Dalí}} was a painter who was most famous for making all the stuff in his paintings look "melted". [[Randall]] is saying that when he died, the flag-raisers melted the flagpoles to make it look like his paintings, and it took them 15 years to do so.
+|{{w|Salvador Dalí}} was a painter who was most famous for making all the stuff in his paintings look "melted". [[Randall]] is saying that when he died, the flag-raisers melted the flagpoles to make it look like his paintings, and it took them months to do so.
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 |The person who knows where the flag is stored at night died.
 |Presumably the flag-keeper died during the night, and nobody living knows where the flag is stored and can't seem to locate it to put it on the flagpole. Amusingly, this is not symbolic at all, being a natural consequence of the flag-keeper's death.
 |}