2243: Star Wars Spoiler Generator - Revision history

207.163.116.24: /* Explanation */

2025-10-07T15:36:04Z

‎Explanation

207.163.116.24: /* Explanation */

2025-10-07T15:32:35Z

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73.158.207.217: /* Explanation */ fix link markup

2025-07-17T06:00:08Z

‎Explanation: fix link markup

73.158.207.217: /* Explanation */ add link to generator

2025-07-17T05:59:47Z

‎Explanation: add link to generator

Jkshapiro: /* Table */ Clean up language and remove suggestion that Venus was the victim of human-initiated climate change

2025-07-01T18:18:12Z

‎Table: Clean up language and remove suggestion that Venus was the victim of human-initiated climate change

172.68.3.25: /* Table */ The lightsaber colors were looking a little sad.

2025-04-14T23:52:51Z

‎Table: The lightsaber colors were looking a little sad.

GreyFox: relinked "the child" to his official name, grogu

2025-03-27T20:30:44Z

relinked "the child" to his official name, grogu

162.158.122.93: yeah that's actually the only vanilla corruption boss i think

2024-11-19T16:58:22Z

yeah that's actually the only vanilla corruption boss i think

42.book.addict at 19:45, 23 October 2024

2024-10-23T19:45:22Z

141.101.98.43: /* Table */ Changed the order of the contribution. Geeky (non-SW) thing it most sounds like it might becdidn't need to be sandwiched between two geeky SW things that it partially resembles. (Feel free to do the two then the one, instead.)

2024-10-15T09:22:42Z

‎Table: Changed the order of the contribution. Geeky (non-SW) thing it most sounds like it might becdidn't need to be sandwiched between two geeky SW things that it partially resembles. (Feel free to do the two then the one, instead.)

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	==Explanation==		==Explanation==
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	On December 20, 2019 (2 days after the publication of this comic), the final movie of the "Skywalker saga" of ''Star Wars'' films, ''{{w\|Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker}}'', was officially released to the US. It received a world premiere in Los Angeles on December 16, so there are lots of spoilers online, and also lots of people who want to avoid spoilers. [[Randall]] has created a flowchart that generates "spoilers" to the film, but as he probably has not seen the film (or, if he has, he doesn't actually want to spoil it for us), all of the so-called spoilers are nonsensical. However, there are a few things revealed that are weirdly similar to the things in the real movie.		On December 20, 2019 (2 days after the publication of this comic), the final movie of the "Skywalker saga" of ''Star Wars'' films, ''{{w\|Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker}}'', was officially released to the US. It received a world premiere in Los Angeles on December 16, so there are lots of spoilers online, and also lots of people who want to avoid spoilers. [[Randall]] has created a flowchart that generates "spoilers" to the film, but as he probably has not seen the film (or, if he has, he doesn't actually want to spoil it for us), all of the so-called spoilers are nonsensical. However, there are a few things revealed that are weirdly similar to the things in the real movie.

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 ==Explanation==
-On December 20, 2019 (2 days after the publication of this comic), the final movie of the "Skywalker saga" of ''Star Wars'' films, ''{{w|Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker}}'', was officially released to the US. It received a world premiere in Los Angeles on December 16, so there are lots of spoilers online, and also lots of people who want to avoid spoilers.  [[Randall]] has created a flowchart that generates "spoilers" to the film, but as he probably has not seen the film (or, if he has, he doesn't actually want to spoil it for us), all of the so-called spoilers are nonsensical.
+On December 20, 2019 (2 days after the publication of this comic), the final movie of the "Skywalker saga" of ''Star Wars'' films, ''{{w|Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker}}'', was officially released to the US. It received a world premiere in Los Angeles on December 16, so there are lots of spoilers online, and also lots of people who want to avoid spoilers.  [[Randall]] has created a flowchart that generates "spoilers" to the film, but as he probably has not seen the film (or, if he has, he doesn't actually want to spoil it for us), all of the so-called spoilers are nonsensical. However, there are a few things revealed that are weirdly similar to the things in the real movie.
 The formula for each spoiler is as follows: "In this Star Wars movie, our heroes return to take on the First Order and new villain '''[villain name]''' with help from their new friend '''[friend name]'''. Rey builds a new lightsaber with a '''[color]''' blade, and they head out to confront the First Order's new superweapon, the '''[superweapon name]''', a space station capable of '''[evil plan]'''. They unexpectedly join forces with their old enemy '''[character]''' and destroy the superweapon in a battle featuring '''[strange event]'''. P.S. Rey's parents are '''[character]''' and '''[character]'''".

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 The title text refers to the bottom option of the [strange event in battle] section. Apparently Lord Juul (or Darth Juul) is fighting the heroes in the Sith car wash. It is unclear what "flipping the switch" from Regular to Premium would do, but it seems to be beneficial to Darth Juul. A "premium" car wash usually has more features than a regular car wash, such as more cleaning brushes, waxing the car, cleaning the tires, etc., so perhaps the premium mode activates additional lightsabers.
-A fanmade randomizer based on this comic is available [here https://perchance.org/starwarsspoilers].
+A fanmade randomizer based on this comic is available [https://perchance.org/starwarsspoilers here].
 This is the second false-fact-generating comic, after [[1930: Calendar Facts]].

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	The title text refers to the bottom option of the [strange event in battle] section. Apparently Lord Juul (or Darth Juul) is fighting the heroes in the Sith car wash. It is unclear what "flipping the switch" from Regular to Premium would do, but it seems to be beneficial to Darth Juul. A "premium" car wash usually has more features than a regular car wash, such as more cleaning brushes, waxing the car, cleaning the tires, etc., so perhaps the premium mode activates additional lightsabers.		The title text refers to the bottom option of the [strange event in battle] section. Apparently Lord Juul (or Darth Juul) is fighting the heroes in the Sith car wash. It is unclear what "flipping the switch" from Regular to Premium would do, but it seems to be beneficial to Darth Juul. A "premium" car wash usually has more features than a regular car wash, such as more cleaning brushes, waxing the car, cleaning the tires, etc., so perhaps the premium mode activates additional lightsabers.
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		+	A fanmade randomizer based on this comic is available [here https://perchance.org/starwarsspoilers].

	This is the second false-fact-generating comic, after [[1930: Calendar Facts]].		This is the second false-fact-generating comic, after [[1930: Calendar Facts]].

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 | increasing the CO<sub>2</sub> levels in a planet's atmosphere, causing rapid heating
-| This is a reference to {{w|climate change}} currently occurring on planet Earth.  The {{w|Scientific consensus on climate change|overwhelming consensus among climate scientists}} is that this is that this shift is caused by human factors, such as the burning of fossil fuels releasing ancient carbon sources into the air as carbon dioxide, and mass deforestation reducing the number of trees converting the carbon dioxide into sugars and cellulose.  Climate change has been addressed repeatedly by the comic before, including [[164: Playing Devil's Advocate to Win]], [[1321: Cold]], [[1379: 4.5 Degrees]], and [[1732: Earth Temperature Timeline]].
+| This is a reference to {{w|climate change}} currently occurring on planet Earth.  The {{w|Scientific consensus on climate change|overwhelming consensus among climate scientists}} is that this shift is caused by human factors, such as the burning of fossil fuels releasing ancient carbon sources into the air as carbon dioxide, and mass deforestation reducing the number of trees converting the carbon dioxide into sugars and cellulose.  Climate change has been addressed repeatedly by the comic before, including [[164: Playing Devil's Advocate to Win]], [[1321: Cold]], [[1379: 4.5 Degrees]], and [[1732: Earth Temperature Timeline]].
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 | triggering the end credits before the movie is done

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 ! colspan="2" | Lightsaber colors
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-| beige/ochre/mauve/aquamarine/taupe
+| {{w|Beige}}
-| These are different colors, none of which is a traditional color for a lightsaber. {{w|Beige}} is a pale-grayish yellow. {{w|Ochre}} is a clay earth pigment ranging from yellow to deep orange or brown. {{w|Mauve}} is a pale purple color; purple has been used for a lightsaber in the prequel trilogy series, by Jedi Master {{w|Mace Windu}}. {{w|Aquamarine (color)|Aquamarine}} is a blueish green color. {{w|Taupe}} is a dark brown color between brown and gray.
+| The pale grayish yellow of undyed wool.  This is certainly not a traditional lightsaber color, but at least it is conceivable to make with just light due to its paleness.
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 ! colspan="2" | Superweapon names

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 | Teen Yoda
-| {{w|The Child (Star Wars character)|The Child}}, commonly called "Baby Yoda" by fans and the media, is a breakout character from the Disney+ series ''{{w|The Mandalorian}}''. Randall parodies this with a teenage version of the character teaming up with the main characters. This may be in analogy to {{w|Groot}} in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, who appeared as an adult, then child, then teen, or other adaptations of original characters like the {{w|Teen Titans}}.
+| {{w|Grogu}}, commonly called "Baby Yoda" by fans and the media, is a breakout character from the Disney+ series ''{{w|The Mandalorian}}''. Randall parodies this with a teenage version of the character teaming up with the main characters. This may be in analogy to {{w|Groot}} in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, who appeared as an adult, then child, then teen, or other adaptations of original characters like the {{w|Teen Titans}}.
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 | Dab Tweetdeck

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 | World Eater
-| Possibly a reference to {{w|Alduin}}, the main villain of the popular game {{w|The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim}}.  In the Expanded Universe, the Empire used World Devastators, massive machines that would strip-mine planets with tractor beams and make weapons and spacecraft from the extracted resources.  Another possible reference is to the {{w|The Doomsday Machine (Star_Trek: The Original Series)|Planet Eater}} doomsday machine from the original Star Trek series. A further possible reference is to the World Eaters space marine legion from {{w|Warhammer 40,000}} franchise. Or a world eater redstone contraption from Minecraft. Or the boss for the Corruption biome in Terraria. Or Jörmungandr. There are a lot of things that this could be referring to.
+| Possibly a reference to {{w|Alduin}}, the main villain of the popular game {{w|The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim}}.  In the Expanded Universe, the Empire used World Devastators, massive machines that would strip-mine planets with tractor beams and make weapons and spacecraft from the extracted resources.  Another possible reference is to the {{w|The Doomsday Machine (Star_Trek: The Original Series)|Planet Eater}} doomsday machine from the original Star Trek series. A further possible reference is to the World Eaters space marine legion from {{w|Warhammer 40,000}} franchise. Or a world eater redstone contraption from Minecraft. Or the [https://terraria.wiki.gg/wiki/Eater_of_Worlds boss for the Corruption biome] in Terraria. Or Jörmungandr. There are a lot of things that this could be referring to.
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 | Planet Zester

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 | {{w|Malloc}}
-|  Malloc may be short for [https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Kardue%27sai%27Malloc Kardue'sai'Malloc], an extremely minor background character in the New Hope cantina scene. Malloc is a function used in the C programming language for '''m'''emory '''alloc'''ation in the running of a program. Malloc may sound similar to {{w|Darth Malak|Malak}}, the antagonist of the ''{{w|Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic}}'' video game.
+|  Malloc is a function used in the C programming language for '''m'''emory '''alloc'''ation in the running of a program. Malloc may sound similar to {{w|Darth Malak|Malak}}, the antagonist of the ''{{w|Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic}}'' video game, and/or be the shortened form of [https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Kardue%27sai%27Malloc Kardue'sai'Malloc], an extremely minor background character in the New Hope cantina scene.
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 | Darth Sebelius