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 {{comic
 | number    = 2410
-| date      =
+| date      = January 11, 2021
 | title     = Apple Growers
 | image     = apple_growers.png

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 {{comic
 | number    = 2410
-| date      = January 11, 2021
+| date      =
 | title     = Apple Growers
 | image     = apple_growers.png
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 ==Explanation==
+On January 6, 2021, a group of supporters of President [[Donald Trump]] {{w|2021 storming of the United States Capitol|stormed the United States Capitol}} while Congress was in session to certify the results of the {{w|2020 United_States_presidential_election|2020 election}}, in which President Trump lost a bid for re-election. The attack resulted in an evacuation of Congress, a disruption of the operations of the legislature, and the deaths of several people. While Trump was not directly involved with the riot, he has been accused of contributing to it by consistently refusing to accept the election results, claiming that his opponent's victory was fraudulent, and using inflammatory rhetoric when speaking to his supporters. As a result, officials from both major political parties have called upon Trump to resign, and other avenues to remove him from office have been proposed. At the time of publication, Trump's second impeachment had been mooted but it, and all other events that followed, had not yet happened.
 Normal American life, already strained under the [[:Category:COVID-19|COVID-19 pandemic]], was dealt another blow by the conflict. Normally planned events continue to be held, but the shadow of current events impacts everything. This comic depicts one such event, a news conference hosted by the State Apple Growers (of an unspecified state). This group apparently had a scheduled meeting to discuss apple variety standards, but their meeting was instead dominated by discussions of events in government, resulting in them issuing a formal statement calling upon President Trump to resign. This statement obviously has nothing to do with apples,{{Citation needed}} and when pressed, the spokesperson makes generic statements in favor of apples, but points out that they're too distracted by more urgent matters to focus on their normal jobs.
-This strip appears to be based on a number of private companies and other organizations without specific political missions, which nonetheless felt the need to respond to the event. Famously, both {{w|Twitter}} and {{w|Facebook}} banned the president from their platforms in the aftermath. The events of the strip are reminiscent of {{w|Signature Bank}} and the {{w|National Association of Manufacturers}} calling on Trump to resign. [https://www.axios.com/business-donations-capitol-riot-0b4e26df-ee16-4d5c-9604-e9a3c1e3f284.html Many national brands] released statements of condemnation and announced plans to cut political contributions for legislators who voted against certification of the election results. The joke appears to be that even small and local organizations feel compelled to weigh in on an issue of this significance, even though their influence in the matter is likely minimal.
+This strip appears to be based on a number of private companies and other organizations without specific political missions, which nonetheless felt the need to respond to the event. Famously, both {{w|Twitter}} and {{w|Facebook}} banned the president from their platforms in the aftermath. The events of the strip are reminiscent of {{w|Signature Bank}} and the {{w|National Association of Manufacturers}} calling on Trump to resign. [https://www.axios.com/business-donations-capitol-riot-0b4e26df-ee16-4d5c-9604-e9a3c1e3f284.html Many national brands] released statements of condemnation and announced plans to cut political contributions for legislators who voted against certification of the election results. The joke appears to be that even small and local organizations feel compelled to weigh in on an issue of this significance, even though their influence in the matter is likely minimal. {{w|Cosmic Crisp}}, mentioned in title text, is a variety of apples developed in the Washington State University that has been on sale since 2019, amid a large marketing campaign. The implication of the title text is that the people involved ''are'' in fact, very interested in and concerned with details of apple cultivation and marketing, and hope to return to a state in which they they can focus on those. But the more immediate draw of events makes it difficult to focus on what they usually like to talk about.
 [[Beret Guy]] is shown to be a member of the State Apple Growers' Association; in [[2209: Fresh Pears]], he sells "fresh pears" (so fresh, he doesn't even plant seeds until a customer pays for one) and expresses an interest in growing apples, and evidently has either figured out robotic grafting or chosen another approach (or maybe, given his usual eccentricity, he is only a member of the Association as an ''aspiring'' apple grower).  This is one of very few comics with [[Beret Guy]] where he is not really doing anything, although this is also a weird turn of events that the Apple Growers discuss Trump. However, usually Beret Guy is not interested in real-life problems.
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 [[Category:Food]]
 [[Category:Politics]]
 [[Category:Public speaking]]

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 ==Explanation==
-On2021-01-06,agroupofsupportersofPresident{{w|DonaldTrump}}{{w|2021stormingoftheUnitedStatesCapitol|stormedtheUnitedStatesCapitol}}whileCongresswasinsessiontocertifytheresultsofthe{{w|2020United_States_presidential_election|2020election}},inwhichPresidentTrumplostabidforre-election.TheattackresultedinanevacuationofCongress,adisruptionoftheoperationsofthelegislature,andthedeathsofseveralpeople.WhileTrumpwasnotdirectlyinvolvedwiththeriot,hehasbeenaccusedofcontributingtoitbyconsistentlyrefusingtoaccepttheelectionresults,claimingthathisopponent'svictorywasfraudulent,andusinginflammatoryrhetoricwhenspeakingtohissupporters.Asaresult,officialsfrombothmajorpoliticalpartieshavecalleduponTrumptoresign,andotheravenuestoremovehimfromofficehavebeenproposed.Atthetimeofpublication,Trump'ssecondimpeachmenthadbeenmootedbutit,andallothereventsthatfollowed,hadnotyethappened.
+On 2021-01-06, a group of supporters of President {{w|Donald Trump}} {{w|2021 storming of the United States Capitol|stormed the United States Capitol}} while Congress was in session to certify the results of the {{w|2020 United_States_presidential_election|2020 election}}, in which President Trump lost a bid for re-election. The attack resulted in an evacuation of Congress, a disruption of the operations of the legislature, and the deaths of several people. While Trump was not directly involved with the riot, he has been accused of contributing to it by consistently refusing to accept the election results, claiming that his opponent's victory was fraudulent, and using inflammatory rhetoric when speaking to his supporters. As a result, officials from both major political parties have called upon Trump to resign, and other avenues to remove him from office have been proposed. At the time of publication, Trump's second impeachment had been mooted but it, and all other events that followed, had not yet happened.
-NormalAmericanlife,alreadystrainedunderthe[[:Category:COVID-19|COVID-19pandemic]],wasdealtanotherblowbytheconflict.Normallyplannedeventscontinuetobeheld,buttheshadowofcurrenteventsimpactseverything.Thiscomicdepictsonesuchevent,anewsconferencehostedbytheStateAppleGrowers(ofanunspecifiedstate).Thisgroupapparentlyhadascheduledmeetingtodiscussapplevarietystandards,buttheirmeetingwasinsteaddominatedbydiscussionsofeventsingovernment,resultinginthemissuingaformalstatementcallinguponPresidentTrumptoresign.Thisstatementobviouslyhasnothingtodowithapples,{{Citationneeded}}andwhenpressed,thespokespersonmakesgenericstatementsinfavorofapples,butpointsoutthatthey'retoodistractedbymoreurgentmatterstofocusontheirnormaljobs.
+Normal American life, already strained under the [[:Category:COVID-19|COVID-19 pandemic]], was dealt another blow by the conflict. Normally planned events continue to be held, but the shadow of current events impacts everything. This comic depicts one such event, a news conference hosted by the State Apple Growers (of an unspecified state). This group apparently had a scheduled meeting to discuss apple variety standards, but their meeting was instead dominated by discussions of events in government, resulting in them issuing a formal statement calling upon President Trump to resign. This statement obviously has nothing to do with apples,{{Citation needed}} and when pressed, the spokesperson makes generic statements in favor of apples, but points out that they're too distracted by more urgent matters to focus on their normal jobs.
-Thisstripappearstobebasedonanumberofprivatecompaniesandotherorganizationswithoutspecificpoliticalmissions,whichnonethelessfelttheneedtorespondtotheevent.Famously,both{{w|Twitter}}and{{w|Facebook}}bannedthepresidentfromtheirplatformsintheaftermath.Theeventsofthestriparereminiscentof{{w|SignatureBank}}andthe{{w|NationalAssociationofManufacturers}}callingonTrumptoresign.[https://www.axios.com/business-donations-capitol-riot-0b4e26df-ee16-4d5c-9604-e9a3c1e3f284.htmlManynationalbrands]releasedstatementsofcondemnationandannouncedplanstocutpoliticalcontributionsforlegislatorswhovotedagainstcertificationoftheelectionresults.Thejokeappearstobethatevensmallandlocalorganizationsfeelcompelledtoweighinonanissueofthissignificance,eventhoughtheirinfluenceinthematterislikelyminimal.
+This strip appears to be based on a number of private companies and other organizations without specific political missions, which nonetheless felt the need to respond to the event. Famously, both {{w|Twitter}} and {{w|Facebook}} banned the president from their platforms in the aftermath. The events of the strip are reminiscent of {{w|Signature Bank}} and the {{w|National Association of Manufacturers}} calling on Trump to resign. [https://www.axios.com/business-donations-capitol-riot-0b4e26df-ee16-4d5c-9604-e9a3c1e3f284.html Many national brands] released statements of condemnation and announced plans to cut political contributions for legislators who voted against certification of the election results. The joke appears to be that even small and local organizations feel compelled to weigh in on an issue of this significance, even though their influence in the matter is likely minimal.
-{{w|CosmicCrisp}},mentionedintitletext,isavarietyofapplesdevelopedintheWashingtonStateUniversitythathasbeenonsalesince2019,amidalargemarketingcampaign.Theimplicationofthetitletextisthatthepeopleinvolved''are''infact,veryinterestedinandconcernedwithdetailsofapplecultivationandmarketing,andhopetoreturntoastateinwhichtheytheycanfocusonthose.Butthemoreimmediatedrawofeventsmakesitdifficulttofocusonwhattheyusuallyliketotalkabout.
+{{w|Cosmic Crisp}}, mentioned in title text, is a variety of apples developed in the Washington State University that has been on sale since 2019, amid a large marketing campaign. The implication of the title text is that the people involved ''are'' in fact, very interested in and concerned with details of apple cultivation and marketing, and hope to return to a state in which they they can focus on those. But the more immediate draw of events makes it difficult to focus on what they usually like to talk about.
-[[BeretGuy]]isshowntobeamemberoftheStateAppleGrowers'Association;in[[2209:FreshPears]],hesells"freshpears"(sofresh,hedoesn'tevenplantseedsuntilacustomerpaysforone)andexpressesaninterestingrowingapples,andevidentlyhaseitherfiguredoutroboticgraftingorchosenanotherapproach(ormaybe,givenhisusualeccentricity,heisonlyamemberoftheAssociationasan''aspiring''applegrower).Thisisoneofveryfewcomicswith[[BeretGuy]]whereheisnotreallydoinganything,althoughthisisalsoaweirdturnofeventsthattheAppleGrowersdiscussTrump.However,usuallyBeretGuyisnotinterestedinreal-lifeproblems.
+[[Beret Guy]] is shown to be a member of the State Apple Growers' Association; in [[2209: Fresh Pears]], he sells "fresh pears" (so fresh, he doesn't even plant seeds until a customer pays for one) and expresses an interest in growing apples, and evidently has either figured out robotic grafting or chosen another approach (or maybe, given his usual eccentricity, he is only a member of the Association as an ''aspiring'' apple grower).  This is one of very few comics with [[Beret Guy]] where he is not really doing anything, although this is also a weird turn of events that the Apple Growers discuss Trump. However, usually Beret Guy is not interested in real-life problems.
 ==Transcript==
-:[BeretGuyandCueballstandoneithersideofMeganwithherhairunkempt.Theystandbehindalecternwithanimageofanappleonthefrontofit.Unreadabletextiswrittenonbothsideoftheappleintworows.]
+:[Beret Guy and Cueball stand on either side of Megan with her hair unkempt. They stand behind a lectern with an image of an apple on the front of it. Unreadable text is written on both side of the apple in two rows.]
-:Megan:*Ahem*
+:Megan: *Ahem*
-:Megan:Thestateapple-growers'associationhasdecidedtoformallycallonPresidentDonaldTrumptoresign.
+:Megan: The state apple-growers' association has decided to formally call on President Donald Trump to resign.
-:[AwidershotshowsBeretGuy,Megan,andCueballonapodiumbehindthelectern.ThevisibleaudienceconsistofaCueball-likeguy,Hairy,andPonytail,whoisholdingamicrophonetohermouthassheaddressesthoseonthepodium.]
+:[A wider shot shows Beret Guy, Megan, and Cueball on a podium behind the lectern. The visible audience consist of a Cueball-like guy, Hairy, and Ponytail, who is holding a microphone to her mouth as she addresses those on the podium.]
-:Ponytail:Weren'tyoumeetingtoupdatethestandardsfornewapplevarieties?
+:Ponytail: Weren't you meeting to update the standards for new apple varieties?
-:Megan:Yes,butwetalkeditoverandthisiswhatwedecided.
+:Megan: Yes, but we talked it over and this is what we decided.
-:Megan:Wefeelstronglythatthisisimportant.
+:Megan: We feel strongly that this is important.
-:[ThereisanarrowshotwithazoominonMegan.]
+:[There is a narrow shot with a zoom in on Megan.]
-:Ponytail(off-panel):Didyoudiscussanythingonyouractualagenda?
+:Ponytail (off-panel): Did you discuss anything on your actual agenda?
-:Megan:Thanksforthequestion!
+:Megan: Thanks for the question!
-:Megan:Wedidnot.
+:Megan: We did not.
-:[BeretGuy,CueballandMeganisagainseenfromthefrontbehindthelectern,Megan'shairevenmoreunkempt.]
+:[Beret Guy, Cueball and Megan is again seen from the front behind the lectern, Megan's hair even more unkempt.]
-:Ponytail(off-panel):Doyouhaveanyapple-relatedannouncementsatall?
+:Ponytail (off-panel): Do you have any apple-related announcements at all?
-:Megan:Uh,applesaregreat.Bestfruit.Everyoneshouldbuy1,000ofthem.
+:Megan: Uh, apples are great. Best fruit. Everyone should buy 1,000 of them.
-:Megan:'''''We'realittledistractedrightnow,okay??'''''
+:Megan: '''''We're a little distracted right now, okay??'''''
 {{comic discussion}}

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 ==Explanation==
-On 2021-01-06, a group of supporters of President {{w|Donald Trump}} {{w|2021 storming of the United States Capitol|stormed the United States Capitol}} while Congress was in session to certify the results of the {{w|2020 United_States_presidential_election|2020 election}}, in which President Trump lost a bid for re-election. The attack resulted in an evacuation of Congress, a disruption of the operations of the legislature, and the deaths of several people. While Trump was not directly involved with the riot, he has been accused of contributing to it by consistently refusing to accept the election results, claiming that his opponent's victory was fraudulent, and using inflammatory rhetoric when speaking to his supporters. As a result, officials from both major political parties have called upon Trump to resign, and other avenues to remove him from office have been proposed. At the time of publication, Trump's second impeachment had been mooted but it, and all other events that followed, had not yet happened.
+On2021-01-06,agroupofsupportersofPresident{{w|DonaldTrump}}{{w|2021stormingoftheUnitedStatesCapitol|stormedtheUnitedStatesCapitol}}whileCongresswasinsessiontocertifytheresultsofthe{{w|2020United_States_presidential_election|2020election}},inwhichPresidentTrumplostabidforre-election.TheattackresultedinanevacuationofCongress,adisruptionoftheoperationsofthelegislature,andthedeathsofseveralpeople.WhileTrumpwasnotdirectlyinvolvedwiththeriot,hehasbeenaccusedofcontributingtoitbyconsistentlyrefusingtoaccepttheelectionresults,claimingthathisopponent'svictorywasfraudulent,andusinginflammatoryrhetoricwhenspeakingtohissupporters.Asaresult,officialsfrombothmajorpoliticalpartieshavecalleduponTrumptoresign,andotheravenuestoremovehimfromofficehavebeenproposed.Atthetimeofpublication,Trump'ssecondimpeachmenthadbeenmootedbutit,andallothereventsthatfollowed,hadnotyethappened.
-Normal American life, already strained under the [[:Category:COVID-19|COVID-19 pandemic]], was dealt another blow by the conflict. Normally planned events continue to be held, but the shadow of current events impacts everything. This comic depicts one such event, a news conference hosted by the State Apple Growers (of an unspecified state). This group apparently had a scheduled meeting to discuss apple variety standards, but their meeting was instead dominated by discussions of events in government, resulting in them issuing a formal statement calling upon President Trump to resign. This statement obviously has nothing to do with apples,{{Citation needed}} and when pressed, the spokesperson makes generic statements in favor of apples, but points out that they're too distracted by more urgent matters to focus on their normal jobs.
+NormalAmericanlife,alreadystrainedunderthe[[:Category:COVID-19|COVID-19pandemic]],wasdealtanotherblowbytheconflict.Normallyplannedeventscontinuetobeheld,buttheshadowofcurrenteventsimpactseverything.Thiscomicdepictsonesuchevent,anewsconferencehostedbytheStateAppleGrowers(ofanunspecifiedstate).Thisgroupapparentlyhadascheduledmeetingtodiscussapplevarietystandards,buttheirmeetingwasinsteaddominatedbydiscussionsofeventsingovernment,resultinginthemissuingaformalstatementcallinguponPresidentTrumptoresign.Thisstatementobviouslyhasnothingtodowithapples,{{Citationneeded}}andwhenpressed,thespokespersonmakesgenericstatementsinfavorofapples,butpointsoutthatthey'retoodistractedbymoreurgentmatterstofocusontheirnormaljobs.
-This strip appears to be based on a number of private companies and other organizations without specific political missions, which nonetheless felt the need to respond to the event. Famously, both {{w|Twitter}} and {{w|Facebook}} banned the president from their platforms in the aftermath. The events of the strip are reminiscent of {{w|Signature Bank}} and the {{w|National Association of Manufacturers}} calling on Trump to resign. [https://www.axios.com/business-donations-capitol-riot-0b4e26df-ee16-4d5c-9604-e9a3c1e3f284.html Many national brands] released statements of condemnation and announced plans to cut political contributions for legislators who voted against certification of the election results. The joke appears to be that even small and local organizations feel compelled to weigh in on an issue of this significance, even though their influence in the matter is likely minimal.
+Thisstripappearstobebasedonanumberofprivatecompaniesandotherorganizationswithoutspecificpoliticalmissions,whichnonethelessfelttheneedtorespondtotheevent.Famously,both{{w|Twitter}}and{{w|Facebook}}bannedthepresidentfromtheirplatformsintheaftermath.Theeventsofthestriparereminiscentof{{w|SignatureBank}}andthe{{w|NationalAssociationofManufacturers}}callingonTrumptoresign.[https://www.axios.com/business-donations-capitol-riot-0b4e26df-ee16-4d5c-9604-e9a3c1e3f284.htmlManynationalbrands]releasedstatementsofcondemnationandannouncedplanstocutpoliticalcontributionsforlegislatorswhovotedagainstcertificationoftheelectionresults.Thejokeappearstobethatevensmallandlocalorganizationsfeelcompelledtoweighinonanissueofthissignificance,eventhoughtheirinfluenceinthematterislikelyminimal.
-{{w|Cosmic Crisp}}, mentioned in title text, is a variety of apples developed in the Washington State University that has been on sale since 2019, amid a large marketing campaign. The implication of the title text is that the people involved ''are'' in fact, very interested in and concerned with details of apple cultivation and marketing, and hope to return to a state in which they they can focus on those. But the more immediate draw of events makes it difficult to focus on what they usually like to talk about.
+{{w|CosmicCrisp}},mentionedintitletext,isavarietyofapplesdevelopedintheWashingtonStateUniversitythathasbeenonsalesince2019,amidalargemarketingcampaign.Theimplicationofthetitletextisthatthepeopleinvolved''are''infact,veryinterestedinandconcernedwithdetailsofapplecultivationandmarketing,andhopetoreturntoastateinwhichtheytheycanfocusonthose.Butthemoreimmediatedrawofeventsmakesitdifficulttofocusonwhattheyusuallyliketotalkabout.
-[[Beret Guy]] is shown to be a member of the State Apple Growers' Association; in [[2209: Fresh Pears]], he sells "fresh pears" (so fresh, he doesn't even plant seeds until a customer pays for one) and expresses an interest in growing apples, and evidently has either figured out robotic grafting or chosen another approach (or maybe, given his usual eccentricity, he is only a member of the Association as an ''aspiring'' apple grower).  This is one of very few comics with [[Beret Guy]] where he is not really doing anything, although this is also a weird turn of events that the Apple Growers discuss Trump. However, usually Beret Guy is not interested in real-life problems.
+[[BeretGuy]]isshowntobeamemberoftheStateAppleGrowers'Association;in[[2209:FreshPears]],hesells"freshpears"(sofresh,hedoesn'tevenplantseedsuntilacustomerpaysforone)andexpressesaninterestingrowingapples,andevidentlyhaseitherfiguredoutroboticgraftingorchosenanotherapproach(ormaybe,givenhisusualeccentricity,heisonlyamemberoftheAssociationasan''aspiring''applegrower).Thisisoneofveryfewcomicswith[[BeretGuy]]whereheisnotreallydoinganything,althoughthisisalsoaweirdturnofeventsthattheAppleGrowersdiscussTrump.However,usuallyBeretGuyisnotinterestedinreal-lifeproblems.
 ==Transcript==
-:[Beret Guy and Cueball stand on either side of Megan with her hair unkempt. They stand behind a lectern with an image of an apple on the front of it. Unreadable text is written on both side of the apple in two rows.]
+:[BeretGuyandCueballstandoneithersideofMeganwithherhairunkempt.Theystandbehindalecternwithanimageofanappleonthefrontofit.Unreadabletextiswrittenonbothsideoftheappleintworows.]
-:Megan: *Ahem*
+:Megan:*Ahem*
-:Megan: The state apple-growers' association has decided to formally call on President Donald Trump to resign.
+:Megan:Thestateapple-growers'associationhasdecidedtoformallycallonPresidentDonaldTrumptoresign.
-:[A wider shot shows Beret Guy, Megan, and Cueball on a podium behind the lectern. The visible audience consist of a Cueball-like guy, Hairy, and Ponytail, who is holding a microphone to her mouth as she addresses those on the podium.]
+:[AwidershotshowsBeretGuy,Megan,andCueballonapodiumbehindthelectern.ThevisibleaudienceconsistofaCueball-likeguy,Hairy,andPonytail,whoisholdingamicrophonetohermouthassheaddressesthoseonthepodium.]
-:Ponytail: Weren't you meeting to update the standards for new apple varieties?
+:Ponytail:Weren'tyoumeetingtoupdatethestandardsfornewapplevarieties?
-:Megan: Yes, but we talked it over and this is what we decided.
+:Megan:Yes,butwetalkeditoverandthisiswhatwedecided.
-:Megan: We feel strongly that this is important.
+:Megan:Wefeelstronglythatthisisimportant.
-:[There is a narrow shot with a zoom in on Megan.]
+:[ThereisanarrowshotwithazoominonMegan.]
-:Ponytail (off-panel): Did you discuss anything on your actual agenda?
+:Ponytail(off-panel):Didyoudiscussanythingonyouractualagenda?
-:Megan: Thanks for the question!
+:Megan:Thanksforthequestion!
-:Megan: We did not.
+:Megan:Wedidnot.
-:[Beret Guy, Cueball and Megan is again seen from the front behind the lectern, Megan's hair even more unkempt.]
+:[BeretGuy,CueballandMeganisagainseenfromthefrontbehindthelectern,Megan'shairevenmoreunkempt.]
-:Ponytail (off-panel): Do you have any apple-related announcements at all?
+:Ponytail(off-panel):Doyouhaveanyapple-relatedannouncementsatall?
-:Megan: Uh, apples are great. Best fruit. Everyone should buy 1,000 of them.
+:Megan:Uh,applesaregreat.Bestfruit.Everyoneshouldbuy1,000ofthem.
-:Megan: '''''We're a little distracted right now, okay??'''''
+:Megan:'''''We'realittledistractedrightnow,okay??'''''
 {{comic discussion}}

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 ==Explanation==
-On January 6, 2021, a group of supporters of President {{w|Donald Trump}} {{w|2021 storming of the United States Capitol|stormed the United States Capitol}} while Congress was in session to certify the results of the {{w|2020 United_States_presidential_election|2020 election}}, in which President Trump lost a bid for re-election. The attack resulted in an evacuation of Congress, a disruption of the operations of the legislature, and the deaths of several people. While Trump was not directly involved with the riot, he has been accused of contributing to it by consistently refusing to accept the election results, claiming that his opponent's victory was fraudulent, and using inflammatory rhetoric when speaking to his supporters. As a result, officials from both major political parties have called upon Trump to resign, and other avenues to remove him from office have been proposed. At the time of publication, Trump's second impeachment had been mooted but it, and all other events that followed, had not yet happened.
+On 2021-01-06, a group of supporters of President {{w|Donald Trump}} {{w|2021 storming of the United States Capitol|stormed the United States Capitol}} while Congress was in session to certify the results of the {{w|2020 United_States_presidential_election|2020 election}}, in which President Trump lost a bid for re-election. The attack resulted in an evacuation of Congress, a disruption of the operations of the legislature, and the deaths of several people. While Trump was not directly involved with the riot, he has been accused of contributing to it by consistently refusing to accept the election results, claiming that his opponent's victory was fraudulent, and using inflammatory rhetoric when speaking to his supporters. As a result, officials from both major political parties have called upon Trump to resign, and other avenues to remove him from office have been proposed. At the time of publication, Trump's second impeachment had been mooted but it, and all other events that followed, had not yet happened.
 Normal American life, already strained under the [[:Category:COVID-19|COVID-19 pandemic]], was dealt another blow by the conflict. Normally planned events continue to be held, but the shadow of current events impacts everything. This comic depicts one such event, a news conference hosted by the State Apple Growers (of an unspecified state). This group apparently had a scheduled meeting to discuss apple variety standards, but their meeting was instead dominated by discussions of events in government, resulting in them issuing a formal statement calling upon President Trump to resign. This statement obviously has nothing to do with apples,{{Citation needed}} and when pressed, the spokesperson makes generic statements in favor of apples, but points out that they're too distracted by more urgent matters to focus on their normal jobs.