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 |Phones are not meant to run on ravioli. Stuffing a phone with a raviolo would cause it to break as shown, spilling the filling through the phone, which is a terrible idea.
-There is a mobile app named Ravioli, but it is quite unlikely that Randall had that in his mind.
+There is a mobile app named Ravioli, but it is unlikely that Randall had that in his mind.
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 ! scope="row"| {{w|Throw pillow}}

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 ! scope="row"| {{w|Capri Sun}}
-|While the juice is indeed edible, it's practically impossible to consume liquids holding only a fork, especially when inside of a plastic sack. All this accomplishes is piercing the pouch and spilling the liquid all over Cueball.
+|While the juice is indeed edible, it's practically impossible to consume liquids holding only a fork, especially when it's inside of a plastic sack. All this accomplishes is piercing the pouch and spilling the liquid all over Cueball.
 |style="background:#FBF8CE;"|A Capri Sun would serve as a waterbed of sorts, and wouldn't be unduly uncomfortable in a pinch. However, it's still possible that the pouch could rupture and leave you with a sticky head and no support.
 |style="background:#C5E6C3;"|Capri Suns are meant to be drunk like this, and are enjoyed by many.{{citation needed}}

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 ! scope="row"| {{w|Capri Sun}}
-|Eating a pouch of sweetened juice with a fork would most likely simply pierce the pouch and spill the liquid all over Cueball.
+|While the juice is indeed edible, it's practically impossible to consume liquids holding only a fork, especially when inside of a plastic sack. All this accomplishes is piercing the pouch and spilling the liquid all over Cueball.
 |style="background:#FBF8CE;"|A Capri Sun would serve as a waterbed of sorts, and wouldn't be unduly uncomfortable in a pinch. However, it's still possible that the pouch could rupture and leave you with a sticky head and no support.
 |style="background:#C5E6C3;"|Capri Suns are meant to be drunk like this, and are enjoyed by many.{{citation needed}}

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	:[A 4x4 grid of squares. The columns are labeled: Eat with a fork, rest your head on, puncture and slurp, install in your phone. The rows are: Ravioli, throw pillow, Capri Sun, bulging lithium battery. Each row has an image of each respective item above the title, with the words “Home Sweet Home” on the throw pillow, and “Fruit” on the Capri Sun.]		:[A 4x4 grid of squares. The columns are labeled: Eat with a fork, rest your head on, puncture and slurp, install in your phone. The rows are: Ravioli, throw pillow, Capri Sun, bulging lithium battery. Each row has an image of each respective item above the title, with the words “Home Sweet Home” on the throw pillow, and “Fruit” on the Capri Sun.]

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 :Bulging lithium battery, puncture and slurp: [red]
-::[An explosion bordered by 4 skull and crossbones.]
+::[Same as Bottom Left]
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 ==Explanation==
 {{w|Ravioli}} are a kind of stuffed {{w|pasta}} comprising a filling enveloped in thin pasta dough, commonly square shaped, and serving as the object of this comic's table, which can be seen as a kind of {{w|confusion matrix}}. This comic compares four ravioli-shaped objects (square shaped objects with bulging cross-sections due to their filling) with some common actions associated with them. See the [[#Table of ravioli objects|table]] below.
 The title text refers to the {{w|NFPA 704}} diagram for hazardous materials, a diamond figure put out by the {{w|National Fire Protection Association}} showing four kinds of fire hazards. A {{wiktionary|raviolo}} that touched all four quadrants would be a health hazard, fire hazard, and demonstrate (chemical) reactivity, and have some other miscellaneous hazard(s). The NFPA diamond was previously mentioned in [[2638: Extended NFPA Hazard Diamond]].

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 ! scope="row"| {{w|Throw pillow}}
-|Throw pillows are made of cloth and are inedible{{fact}}, whether one uses a fork or not.
+|Throw pillows are made of cloth and are inedible, whether one uses a fork or not.
 | style="background:#C5E6C3;"|A throw pillow is meant to be used as head support while reclining on furniture.
 |Throw pillows do not usually have liquids inside them. Hence, Cueball finds, to his dismay, that it's empty.
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 |Bulging lithium batteries are explosive hazards and should not be punctured lest they explode. Additionally the contents of the battery are toxic if one were to somehow manage to eat the burning bits of the battery.
 |A lithium battery is a small, hard object, and a bulging one is no exception. Since the bulging comes from a buildup of heat and gas, (the primary gases being hydrogen and carbon dioxide), it would also be a constant fire hazard, which would not be conducive to relaxation.{{cn}} Lithium battery themed throw pillows, which bulge similarly to such batteries, do exist as a novelty item. Notably, these types of batteries are often referred to as "spicy pillows".
-|Similarly to the 'eat with a fork' example, puncturing a bulging lithium battery is a bad idea{{fact}}.
+|Similarly to the 'eat with a fork' example, puncturing a bulging lithium battery is a bad idea.
 |A bulging lithium battery ''could'' be installed in a phone, if one is willing to break the phone a bit (like the screen in the comic) to accommodate the bulging of the battery. More commonly, bulging batteries form inside the phone itself; if you don't usually have reason to charge or store it separately, you might only notice the problem when it causes the case or screen (shown as partly cracked, in the image) to distort significantly. In [[1422: My Phone is Dying]], [[Beret Guy]]'s phone is expanding. Although in his case it is not the normal bulging battery that causes this.
 Upon noticing the bulging of a battery, it is strongly suggested that you uninstall it from the device it is in. It is at least no longer good at holding/delivering its power, and may even become at least as {{w|Lithium-ion battery#Fire hazard|hazardous}} as when used in all the other scenarios, so you should [https://www.reading.ac.uk/health-safety-services/fire-safety/lithium-battery-information/i-have-a-swollen-lithium-ion-battery-what-should-i-do ignore it at your peril].