3218: Subduction Retrieval - Revision history

216.125.50.226 at 16:46, 18 March 2026

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Chronotix: /* Explanation */

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‎Explanation

Darth Vader at 10:05, 13 March 2026

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Darth Vader at 10:04, 13 March 2026

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Darth Vader at 10:03, 13 March 2026

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2A00:23C8:F529:1301:E937:34EB:45FF:450E: /* Transcript */ use actual name

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‎Transcript: use actual name

Lettherebedarklight: /* Transcript */ cleanup

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‎Transcript: cleanup

82.132.239.12: This sort of thing tends to happily sit in the Explanation section (often in the same place, immediately after the Title Text summation paragraph(s)), but if it's to be labelled as Trivia, it might as well be a proper Trivia subsection after Transcript.

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This sort of thing tends to happily sit in the Explanation section (often in the same place, immediately after the Title Text summation paragraph(s)), but if it's to be labelled as Trivia, it might as well be a proper Trivia subsection after Transcript.

Nitpicking: /* Explanation */ Subduction License

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‎Explanation: Subduction License

Orion205: added Category:Subduction using HotCat

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	==Explanation==		==Explanation==
−	~~{{incomplete\|This page was created recently by a SUBDUCTION LICENSE. Don't remove this notice too soon.}}~~

	This comic is a {{w\|public service announcement}} (PSA) telling the reader to stay out of the {{w\|Pacific Ocean}} on the current day. The reason for this is explained to be that someone has lost their wedding ring in a {{w\|subduction zone}}. This is a boundary where two {{w\|tectonic plates}} in the Earth's crust collide, and one plate dives beneath the other into the {{w\|Earth's mantle}}. The ring can be seen glimmering on the upper surface of the subducted oceanic plate, in the {{w\|accretionary wedge}} below the continental plate. Given that the rate at which this occurs is of a few centimetres per year at most, and assuming that the characters shown are drawn to scale and are of average human stature, it can be estimated that the ring has been in the subduction zone for about 200 years. Possibly this time has been needed to localise it and then deploy the heavy engineering displayed.		This comic is a {{w\|public service announcement}} (PSA) telling the reader to stay out of the {{w\|Pacific Ocean}} on the current day. The reason for this is explained to be that someone has lost their wedding ring in a {{w\|subduction zone}}. This is a boundary where two {{w\|tectonic plates}} in the Earth's crust collide, and one plate dives beneath the other into the {{w\|Earth's mantle}}. The ring can be seen glimmering on the upper surface of the subducted oceanic plate, in the {{w\|accretionary wedge}} below the continental plate. Given that the rate at which this occurs is of a few centimetres per year at most, and assuming that the characters shown are drawn to scale and are of average human stature, it can be estimated that the ring has been in the subduction zone for about 200 years. Possibly this time has been needed to localise it and then deploy the heavy engineering displayed.

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 As a result, the {{w|United States Geological Survey}} (USGS) is "pulling the plate back up" to retrieve the ring. This would be a ridiculous idea, since no man-made machine is capable of moving entire tectonic plates.{{cn}} Even if it were possible, it is unlikely that the USGS, a national organization, would invest the time and effort required for such an operation for the relatively trivial purpose of retrieving a wedding ring, particularly for people who are presumably long since dead. If they did, though, staying out of the ocean would be a good idea, as it would be liable to cause tsunami over a wide area, as well as other dangers.
-The title text jokes that since the wedding ring lies on the lower (oceanic) plate, the oceanic crust and continental crust are "getting married". Of course, [[Beret Guy|most]] humans wouldn't be able to see the sight of the wedding ring, due to it being underground, and in the {{w|mantle}}, where no human could reach anyway — assuming that it hadn't already been mechanically deformed (crushed, mangled and/or broken apart) by the action of being sandwiched between two continental masses, and eventually melted.
+The title text jokes that since the wedding ring lies on the lower (oceanic) plate, the oceanic crust and continental crust are "getting married". Of course, [[Beret Guy|most]] humans wouldn't be able to see the wedding ring itself, due to it being underground, and in the {{w|mantle}}, where no human could reach anyway — assuming that it hadn't already been mechanically deformed (crushed, mangled and/or broken apart) by the process of being sandwiched between two continental masses, and eventually melted.
 ==Transcript==

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-[[Category:Comics featuring multiple Cueball]]
+[[Category:Multiple Cueballs]]
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 ==Transcript==
-:[A large structure resembling a bridge has been positioned over the intersection of two tectonic plates, one under the ocean and one forming a jagged, mountainous coast, with one "foot" on each plate. A winch is hanging from the center of the bridge, connected to a chain which is hooked into the oceanic crust. The winch is pulling up the crust, causing it to fold and wrinkle. Cueball and Ponytail are standing on one large fold next to where the chain is hooked to the crust, and another Cueball is standing on the continental crust. Oceanic Cueball has his arms up. On a portion of subducted oceanic crust, far below the ground, a small shining lump is visible.]
+:[A large {{w|gantry}} has been positioned over the intersection of two tectonic plates, one under the ocean and one forming a jagged, mountainous coast, with one "foot" on each plate. A winch is hanging from the center of the bridge, connected to a chain which is hooked into the oceanic crust. The winch is pulling up the crust, causing it to fold and wrinkle. Cueball and Ponytail are standing on one large fold next to where the chain is hooked to the crust, and another Cueball is standing on the continental crust. Oceanic Cueball has his arms up. On a portion of subducted oceanic crust, far below the ground, a small shining lump is visible.]
 :Winch: click click click

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 ==Transcript==
-[A large structure resembling a bridge has been positioned over the intersection of two tectonic plates, one under the ocean and one forming a jagged, mountainous coast, with one "foot" on each plate. A winch is hanging from the center of the bridge, connected to a chain which is hooked into the oceanic crust. The winch is pulling up the crust, causing it to fold and wrinkle. Cueball and Ponytail are standing on one large fold next to where the chain is hooked to the crust, and another Cueball is standing on the continental crust. Oceanic Cueball has his arms up. On a portion of subducted oceanic crust, far below the ground, a small shining lump is visible.]
+:[A large structure resembling a bridge has been positioned over the intersection of two tectonic plates, one under the ocean and one forming a jagged, mountainous coast, with one "foot" on each plate. A winch is hanging from the center of the bridge, connected to a chain which is hooked into the oceanic crust. The winch is pulling up the crust, causing it to fold and wrinkle. Cueball and Ponytail are standing on one large fold next to where the chain is hooked to the crust, and another Cueball is standing on the continental crust. Oceanic Cueball has his arms up. On a portion of subducted oceanic crust, far below the ground, a small shining lump is visible.]
-[Winch:] click click click
+:Winch: click click click
-[Caption below panel:]
+:[Caption below panel:]
-PSA: Please stay out of the Pacific Ocean today. Someone lost their wedding ring in a subduction zone and USGS is pulling the plate back up to retrieve it.
+:PSA: Please stay out of the Pacific Ocean today. Someone lost their wedding ring in a subduction zone and USGS is pulling the plate back up to retrieve it.
 ==Trivia==

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	The title text jokes that since the wedding ring lies on the lower (oceanic) plate, the oceanic crust and continental crust are "getting married". Of course, [[Beret Guy\|most]] humans wouldn't be able to see the sight of the wedding ring, due to it being underground, and in the {{w\|mantle}}, where no human could reach anyway — assuming that it hadn't already been mechanically deformed (crushed, mangled and/or broken apart) by the action of being sandwiched between two continental masses, and eventually melted.		The title text jokes that since the wedding ring lies on the lower (oceanic) plate, the oceanic crust and continental crust are "getting married". Of course, [[Beret Guy\|most]] humans wouldn't be able to see the sight of the wedding ring, due to it being underground, and in the {{w\|mantle}}, where no human could reach anyway — assuming that it hadn't already been mechanically deformed (crushed, mangled and/or broken apart) by the action of being sandwiched between two continental masses, and eventually melted.
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		+	'''Trivia:''' Xkcd 1388, [[Subduction License ]], is about [[Beret Guy]]'s mysterious power to subduct like an oceanic plate.

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