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172.70.85.162: The chances of a random object having a 1/6 chance of being a scone could technically be justified, since Beret Guy believes he's in a bakery.

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The chances of a random object having a 1/6 chance of being a scone could technically be justified, since Beret Guy believes he's in a bakery.

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 :Beret Guy [crouching by some lug nuts lying on a piece of machinery]: What about these scones?
 :Cueball: Those are lug nuts.
-:Beret Guy [stuffing them in his mouth]: ...Maybe SOME of them aren't. ''crunch'' Ow! ''crunch''
+:Beret Guy [stuffing them in his mouth]: ...Maybe SOME of them aren't! *crunch* Ow! *crunch*
 {{comic discussion}}

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 This is not the first time he's made such a bakery mistake; see [[434: xkcd Goes to the Airport]].
-He then attempts to eat what Cueball identifies as {{w|lug nut|lug nuts}}, believing them to be scones. In reality, lug nuts do not look very similar to scones.{{Citation needed}} He bites into them and it hurts him, but as he says, maybe some of them are not lug nuts, and he wishes to test them all.
+He then attempts to eat what Cueball identifies as {{w|lug nut|lug nuts}}, believing them to be scones. In reality, lug nuts do not look very similar to scones.{{Citation needed}} He bites into them and it hurts him, but as he says, maybe some of them are not lug nuts, and he wishes to test them all. (One of Beret Guy's strange powers seems to be superhuman jaw strength: the crunching sound implies he is biting down on steel lug nuts hard enough to crack them apart)
 The title text further emphasizes Beret Guy's obsession with bakery goods, by stating that if a random object is selected, there will be a 1/6 chance that it is a scone, which explains his behavior with the lug nuts. This is, of course, a ridiculous assertion, as if it were true, more than 16% of all things in the universe would have to be scones. (However, Beret Guy's obsession with bakeries and the fact that he doesn't realise he's not in a bakery could make this statement justified from his perspective.) Given Beret Guy's powers, he may have just made this true.

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 He then attempts to eat what Cueball identifies as {{w|lug nut|lug nuts}}, believing them to be scones. In reality, lug nuts do not look very similar to scones.{{Citation needed}} He bites into them and it hurts him, but as he says, maybe some of them are not lug nuts, and he wishes to test them all.
-The title text further emphasizes Beret Guy's obsession with bakery goods, by stating that if a random object is selected, there will be a 1/6 chance that it is a scone, which explains his behavior with the lug nuts. This is, of course, a ridiculous assertion, as if it were true, more than 16% of all things in the universe would have to be scones. (However, Beret Guy's obsession with bakeries and the fact that he doesn't realise he's not in a bakery could make this statement justified from his perspective.)
+The title text further emphasizes Beret Guy's obsession with bakery goods, by stating that if a random object is selected, there will be a 1/6 chance that it is a scone, which explains his behavior with the lug nuts. This is, of course, a ridiculous assertion, as if it were true, more than 16% of all things in the universe would have to be scones. (However, Beret Guy's obsession with bakeries and the fact that he doesn't realise he's not in a bakery could make this statement justified from his perspective.) Given Beret Guy's powers, he may have just made this true.
 Beret Guy and scones are also referenced in the title text of both [[677: Asshole]] and [[1030: Keyed]].

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 He then attempts to eat what Cueball identifies as {{w|lug nut|lug nuts}}, believing them to be scones. In reality, lug nuts do not look very similar to scones.{{Citation needed}} He bites into them and it hurts him, but as he says, maybe some of them are not lug nuts, and he wishes to test them all.
-The title text further emphasizes Beret Guy's obsession with bakery goods, by stating that if a random object is selected, there will be a 1/6 chance that it is a scone, which explains his behavior with the lug nuts. This is, of course, a ridiculous assertion, as if it were true, more than 16% of all things in the universe would have to be scones.
+The title text further emphasizes Beret Guy's obsession with bakery goods, by stating that if a random object is selected, there will be a 1/6 chance that it is a scone, which explains his behavior with the lug nuts. This is, of course, a ridiculous assertion, as if it were true, more than 16% of all things in the universe would have to be scones. (However, Beret Guy's obsession with bakeries and the fact that he doesn't realise he's not in a bakery could make this statement justified from his perspective.)
 Beret Guy and scones are also referenced in the title text of both [[677: Asshole]] and [[1030: Keyed]].