Talk:1527: Humans - Revision history

162.158.178.225: comment!

2021-02-20T23:39:16Z

comment!

162.158.74.191 at 02:47, 24 December 2020

2020-12-24T02:47:50Z

162.158.75.237 at 21:29, 9 December 2020

2020-12-09T21:29:21Z

162.158.75.236 at 20:56, 9 December 2020

2020-12-09T20:56:29Z

172.69.33.203: epic roast

2020-12-08T00:49:52Z

epic roast

173.245.52.118: Added my random thoughts on the pillow comment in the comic.

2015-06-02T04:13:50Z

Added my random thoughts on the pillow comment in the comic.

173.245.52.189: Not really a reboot

2015-05-27T17:35:20Z

Not really a reboot

17jiangz1: indentation instead of bullet points

2015-05-25T10:02:42Z

indentation instead of bullet points

173.245.48.189 at 14:02, 23 May 2015

2015-05-23T14:02:35Z

173.245.48.189 at 13:55, 23 May 2015

2015-05-23T13:55:46Z

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		+	Is it just me, or does this one seem very SMBC-inspired? Like, alien-alien dialogues involving humans are very common in SMBC, whereas I don't think there are many in xkcd at all.
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	"Now they're, what, big pillows?"; I took this to mean that rather than humans being extinct in this comic, it takes place in a future where obesity is common, no humans work. So if humans are just fat and sit around all day, that would explain the pillow comparison. Maybe? -[[Special:Contributions/173.245.52.118\|173.245.52.118]] 04:13, 2 June 2015 (UTC)		"Now they're, what, big pillows?"; I took this to mean that rather than humans being extinct in this comic, it takes place in a future where obesity is common, no humans work. So if humans are just fat and sit around all day, that would explain the pillow comparison. Maybe? -[[Special:Contributions/173.245.52.118\|173.245.52.118]] 04:13, 2 June 2015 (UTC)
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	108.162.249.161\|108.162.249.161, If you would like, I can pay for your plane ticket to fly to Australia. Then, I would like you to go into the wilderness, and fight an ostrich. Have fun.		108.162.249.161\|108.162.249.161, If you would like, I can pay for your plane ticket to fly to Australia. Then, I would like you to go into the wilderness, and fight an ostrich. Have fun.
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		+	You know what, 108.162.249.161\|108.162.249.161? I’m extra angry today. Unfortunately you’ll probably never read this, since your comment is from five years ago. I feel like my original comment was not enough. How dumb, how idiotic do you have to be to make a comment like this. You should apologize for your actions. You seem like you have never heard of any bird other than a chicken. Why don’t I tell you about some modern feathered dinosaurs before you go on about how not scary they are.
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		+	The cassowary is a six foot tall bird native to Australia. They are usually herbivorous, but when provoked, they are extremely dangerous. Here is a passage from their Wikipedia article.
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		+	“The inner or second of the three toes is fitted with a long, straight, murderous nail which can sever an arm or eviscerate an abdomen with ease. There are many records of natives being killed by this bird.[37]”
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		+	Cassowaries can run at a top speed of 31 miles per hour, which happens to be somewhat faster than Usain Bolt. They have extremely sharp claws and can easily injure or kill a person.
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		+	Also native to Australia are Emus. They are extremely fast and are very tall. Once the australian government tried to remove the emus, so they went to war with them, and the Australian government failed. They lost the war against emus.
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		+	Ostriches are massive flightless birds in Africa. They can run about 5 times faster than the average person. You should try and fight one sometime.
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		+	This world is inhabited by hundreds of terrifying and deadly birds. Every single one of them has feathers. Before you talk about how feathered dinosaurs “aren’t scary”, imagine this. You’re in the plains of Africa. You spot an ostrich. Imagine you bother it and it attacks you. Imagine it running at you at 70 miles per hour. Imagine being attacked by one of the now extinct terror birds, which were once the apex predators of South America. Imagine your death, covered in feathers. So please, for the love of god, shut up and delete this comment.
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		+	end of rant

	"covered with colorful fabric" - "big pillows" - Am I the only person who thinks the robots have discovered, and are taking as authoritative, a furniture store ad for king and queen size beds? {{unsigned ip\|108.162.238.183}}		"covered with colorful fabric" - "big pillows" - Am I the only person who thinks the robots have discovered, and are taking as authoritative, a furniture store ad for king and queen size beds? {{unsigned ip\|108.162.238.183}}

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 : What's tired is the idea that dinosaurs evolved and developed in such a way for people to find cool millions of years later. Then again, lets see how tired you are when my cloned puffball T-rexes have chased you down! Hahaha! -Pennpenn 04:35, 21 May 2015 (UTC)
 :One day I will travel the entire Milky Way Galaxy to find the person who asked [[Special:Contributions/172.69.33.203|172.69.33.203]] 00:49, 8 December 2020 (UTC)
 "covered with colorful fabric" - "big pillows" - Am I the only person who thinks the robots have discovered, and are taking as authoritative, a furniture store ad for king and queen size beds? {{unsigned ip|108.162.238.183}}

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 Dinosaurs with feathers. Yawn. The idea is already tired. Dinosaurs with feathers cool? I just picture the T-Rex in Jurassic Park chasing the car to the tune of the Chicken Dance and it doesn't take me long to realise how cool feathered dinosaurs really are. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.249.161|108.162.249.161]] 21:49, 20 May 2015 (UTC)
 : What's tired is the idea that dinosaurs evolved and developed in such a way for people to find cool millions of years later. Then again, lets see how tired you are when my cloned puffball T-rexes have chased you down! Hahaha! -Pennpenn 04:35, 21 May 2015 (UTC)
 "covered with colorful fabric" - "big pillows" - Am I the only person who thinks the robots have discovered, and are taking as authoritative, a furniture store ad for king and queen size beds? {{unsigned ip|108.162.238.183}}

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	The post claims that Jurassic World is a reboot of the franchise, but that isn't strictly true. There is some retconning of some events to allow for the events to believably fit into the continuity of the previous films, but the overall plot is unchanged. [[Special:Contributions/173.245.52.189\|173.245.52.189]]		The post claims that Jurassic World is a reboot of the franchise, but that isn't strictly true. There is some retconning of some events to allow for the events to believably fit into the continuity of the previous films, but the overall plot is unchanged. [[Special:Contributions/173.245.52.189\|173.245.52.189]]
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		+	"Now they're, what, big pillows?"; I took this to mean that rather than humans being extinct in this comic, it takes place in a future where obesity is common, no humans work. So if humans are just fat and sit around all day, that would explain the pillow comparison. Maybe? -[[Special:Contributions/173.245.52.118\|173.245.52.118]] 04:13, 2 June 2015 (UTC)

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	I'm guessing there's nothing genius about this. Randall thought "I'll recreate the dinosaur feathers reaction but in the future with humans instead of dinosaurs" and then something popped into his mind about those prehistoric movies from the 60s with mostly naked people or 300 or something and he threw the word movie in. It didn't really make sense, it wasn't really funny, but he just published it anyway. - [[Special:Contributions/173.245.48.189\|173.245.48.189]] 14:02, 23 May 2015 (UTC)		I'm guessing there's nothing genius about this. Randall thought "I'll recreate the dinosaur feathers reaction but in the future with humans instead of dinosaurs" and then something popped into his mind about those prehistoric movies from the 60s with mostly naked people or 300 or something and he threw the word movie in. It didn't really make sense, it wasn't really funny, but he just published it anyway. - [[Special:Contributions/173.245.48.189\|173.245.48.189]] 14:02, 23 May 2015 (UTC)
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		+	The post claims that Jurassic World is a reboot of the franchise, but that isn't strictly true. There is some retconning of some events to allow for the events to believably fit into the continuity of the previous films, but the overall plot is unchanged. [[Special:Contributions/173.245.52.189\|173.245.52.189]]

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 I don't really want to see a sequel criticized for maintaining continuity. Think of what it would be like if someone made a 2001 movie where instead of travelling to Jupiter, Hal orchestrated the invasion of Iraq. Wait a second, that would make for an awesome movie.--Dave[[Special:Contributions/108.162.237.183|108.162.237.183]] 13:36, 20 May 2015 (UTC)
-* LOL! :) [[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]] ([[User talk:KieferSkunk|talk]]) 23:22, 20 May 2015 (UTC)
+: LOL! :) [[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]] ([[User talk:KieferSkunk|talk]]) 23:22, 20 May 2015 (UTC)
 Personally, I wouldn't like being chased with Aepyornis either, and noone ever doubted Aepyornis had feathers. -- [[User:Hkmaly|Hkmaly]] ([[User talk:Hkmaly|talk]]) 11:45, 20 May 2015 (UTC)

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	Usually I would say I understand xckd just by reading it. But this one puzzled me enough to look up what an "explain xkcd" had to say. I actually thought the Kings and Queens being "big pillows" remark referred to use of the words for mattress sizes (as well as possibly the colorful fabric being sheets or comforters). But since the comic is about misunderstandings over long periods of time, it may be deliberately confusing. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.210.117\|108.162.210.117]] 05:28, 23 May 2015 (UTC)		Usually I would say I understand xckd just by reading it. But this one puzzled me enough to look up what an "explain xkcd" had to say. I actually thought the Kings and Queens being "big pillows" remark referred to use of the words for mattress sizes (as well as possibly the colorful fabric being sheets or comforters). But since the comic is about misunderstandings over long periods of time, it may be deliberately confusing. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.210.117\|108.162.210.117]] 05:28, 23 May 2015 (UTC)

−	I'm guessing there's nothing genius about this. Randall thought "I'll recreate the dinosaur feathers reaction but in the future with humans instead of dinosaurs" and then something popped into his mind about those prehistoric movies from the 60s ~~like [Voyage to the planet of prehistoric women http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063790]~~ or ~~whatever~~ and he threw the word movie in. It's just ~~a half~~-~~baked comic and not funny.~~ [[Special:Contributions/173.245.48.189\|173.245.48.189]] 13:55, 23 May 2015 (UTC)	+	I'm guessing there's nothing genius about this. Randall thought "I'll recreate the dinosaur feathers reaction but in the future with humans instead of dinosaurs" and then something popped into his mind about those prehistoric movies from the 60s with mostly naked people or 300 or something and he threw the word movie in. It didn't really make sense, it wasn't really funny, but he just published it anyway. - [[Special:Contributions/173.245.48.189\|173.245.48.189]] 14:02, 23 May 2015 (UTC)

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	Usually I would say I understand xckd just by reading it. But this one puzzled me enough to look up what an "explain xkcd" had to say. I actually thought the Kings and Queens being "big pillows" remark referred to use of the words for mattress sizes (as well as possibly the colorful fabric being sheets or comforters). But since the comic is about misunderstandings over long periods of time, it may be deliberately confusing. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.210.117\|108.162.210.117]] 05:28, 23 May 2015 (UTC)		Usually I would say I understand xckd just by reading it. But this one puzzled me enough to look up what an "explain xkcd" had to say. I actually thought the Kings and Queens being "big pillows" remark referred to use of the words for mattress sizes (as well as possibly the colorful fabric being sheets or comforters). But since the comic is about misunderstandings over long periods of time, it may be deliberately confusing. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.210.117\|108.162.210.117]] 05:28, 23 May 2015 (UTC)
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		+	I'm guessing there's nothing genius about this. Randall thought "I'll recreate the dinosaur feathers reaction but in the future with humans instead of dinosaurs" and then something popped into his mind about those prehistoric movies from the 60s like [Voyage to the planet of prehistoric women http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063790] or whatever and he threw the word movie in. It's just a half-baked comic and not funny. [[Special:Contributions/173.245.48.189\|173.245.48.189]] 13:55, 23 May 2015 (UTC)