Talk:2257: Unsubscribe Message - Revision history

PoolloverNathan at 23:06, 13 March 2021

2021-03-13T23:06:28Z

162.158.34.46 at 14:38, 30 March 2020

2020-03-30T14:38:54Z

Argis13 at 23:47, 24 January 2020

2020-01-24T23:47:34Z

Unpopular Opinions: Fixing my typo and signing

2020-01-21T21:26:25Z

Fixing my typo and signing

Unpopular Opinions: comment

2020-01-21T21:25:05Z

comment

162.158.234.140 at 10:57, 21 January 2020

2020-01-21T10:57:02Z

162.158.234.140: /* Unsubscribe pages you have to read to actually unsubscribe */

2020-01-21T10:54:50Z

‎Unsubscribe pages you have to read to actually unsubscribe

Hkmaly at 00:02, 21 January 2020

2020-01-21T00:02:24Z

Thisisnotatest: /* Unsubscribe pages you have to read to actually unsubscribe */ new section

2020-01-20T18:58:05Z

‎Unsubscribe pages you have to read to actually unsubscribe: new section

141.101.99.53 at 17:26, 20 January 2020

2020-01-20T17:26:58Z

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	If I ever make an unsubscribe message, it'll just be this comic. [[User:Blacksilver\|Blacksilver]] ([[User talk:Blacksilver\|talk]]) 13:28, 20 January 2020 (UTC)		If I ever make an unsubscribe message, it'll just be this comic. [[User:Blacksilver\|Blacksilver]] ([[User talk:Blacksilver\|talk]]) 13:28, 20 January 2020 (UTC)
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		+	:[https://nomorenotes.blinklab.com/unsubscribe Already done.] [[User:PoolloverNathan\|PoolloverNathan]]<sup><nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Special:Contributions/PoolloverNathan\|s]][[User talk:PoolloverNathan\|talk]] [[Wikipedia:WP:SEAOFBLUE\|the blue seas]]<nowiki>]</nowiki></sup> 23:06, 13 March 2021 (UTC)

	You have been SO unsubscribed that it isn't even funny! [[Special:Contributions/162.158.214.148\|162.158.214.148]] 15:44, 20 January 2020 (UTC)		You have been SO unsubscribed that it isn't even funny! [[Special:Contributions/162.158.214.148\|162.158.214.148]] 15:44, 20 January 2020 (UTC)

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	On the subject of marketing preference for as many subscribers as possible or a few high value subscribers, there are basically two scenarios: Algorithmic and non-Algorithmic environments. In a non-Algorithmic environment, like an E-mail list, you almost always want as many subscribers as possible. You'll have the high-value subscribers in there regardless, and if there's even the smallest chance of interaction from the other subscribers, the Marginal cost of sending an email is so low that there's no reason not to send it to them, and every person subscribed is more data for the Marketer.		On the subject of marketing preference for as many subscribers as possible or a few high value subscribers, there are basically two scenarios: Algorithmic and non-Algorithmic environments. In a non-Algorithmic environment, like an E-mail list, you almost always want as many subscribers as possible. You'll have the high-value subscribers in there regardless, and if there's even the smallest chance of interaction from the other subscribers, the Marginal cost of sending an email is so low that there's no reason not to send it to them, and every person subscribed is more data for the Marketer.
	In an Algorithmic environment, like Youtube or Facebook, there may be scenarios where you want to increase the average interactivity of your subscribers, as the Algorithm may suggest your content to non-subscribers more based on the high interactivity of your core audience, this is still rare, however, as the same low marginal cost and data still factor into the calculation, and more people seeing your video more often is almost always good, and more valuable than intentionally cutting your subscriber base to increase the engagement of your subscribers so that more people will see your video just so that you can gain more subscribers, and start the whole process over again.[[User:Argis13\|Argis13]] ([[User talk:Argis13\|talk]]) 23:47, 24 January 2020 (UTC)		In an Algorithmic environment, like Youtube or Facebook, there may be scenarios where you want to increase the average interactivity of your subscribers, as the Algorithm may suggest your content to non-subscribers more based on the high interactivity of your core audience, this is still rare, however, as the same low marginal cost and data still factor into the calculation, and more people seeing your video more often is almost always good, and more valuable than intentionally cutting your subscriber base to increase the engagement of your subscribers so that more people will see your video just so that you can gain more subscribers, and start the whole process over again.[[User:Argis13\|Argis13]] ([[User talk:Argis13\|talk]]) 23:47, 24 January 2020 (UTC)
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		+	I just got a message from Just Eat which ends: "Want to unsubscribe? It’ll hurt our feelings, and you’ll miss out on some tasty Just Eat deals, but you can do that here. starts to cry." I think they may have seen this comic and taken the wrong message from it. [[Special:Contributions/162.158.34.46\|162.158.34.46]] 14:38, 30 March 2020 (UTC)

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	I actually think the "very negative" message could work for a joking confirmation message. [[User:Unpopular Opinions\|Unpopular Opinions]] ([[User talk:Unpopular Opinions\|talk]]) 21:26, 21 January 2020 (UTC)		I actually think the "very negative" message could work for a joking confirmation message. [[User:Unpopular Opinions\|Unpopular Opinions]] ([[User talk:Unpopular Opinions\|talk]]) 21:26, 21 January 2020 (UTC)
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		+	On the subject of marketing preference for as many subscribers as possible or a few high value subscribers, there are basically two scenarios: Algorithmic and non-Algorithmic environments. In a non-Algorithmic environment, like an E-mail list, you almost always want as many subscribers as possible. You'll have the high-value subscribers in there regardless, and if there's even the smallest chance of interaction from the other subscribers, the Marginal cost of sending an email is so low that there's no reason not to send it to them, and every person subscribed is more data for the Marketer.
		+	In an Algorithmic environment, like Youtube or Facebook, there may be scenarios where you want to increase the average interactivity of your subscribers, as the Algorithm may suggest your content to non-subscribers more based on the high interactivity of your core audience, this is still rare, however, as the same low marginal cost and data still factor into the calculation, and more people seeing your video more often is almost always good, and more valuable than intentionally cutting your subscriber base to increase the engagement of your subscribers so that more people will see your video just so that you can gain more subscribers, and start the whole process over again.[[User:Argis13\|Argis13]] ([[User talk:Argis13\|talk]]) 23:47, 24 January 2020 (UTC)

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	:If the site offers multiple different subscriptions, giving you option to unsubscribe one, more or all of them makes sense. If you unsubscribe just one, users will complain they need to unsubscribe multiple times very angrily. -- [[User:Hkmaly\|Hkmaly]] ([[User talk:Hkmaly\|talk]]) 00:02, 21 January 2020 (UTC)		:If the site offers multiple different subscriptions, giving you option to unsubscribe one, more or all of them makes sense. If you unsubscribe just one, users will complain they need to unsubscribe multiple times very angrily. -- [[User:Hkmaly\|Hkmaly]] ([[User talk:Hkmaly\|talk]]) 00:02, 21 January 2020 (UTC)

−	I actually think the "very negative" message could work for a joking ~~conformation~~ message.	+	I actually think the "very negative" message could work for a joking confirmation message. [[User:Unpopular Opinions\|Unpopular Opinions]] ([[User talk:Unpopular Opinions\|talk]]) 21:26, 21 January 2020 (UTC)

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	:If the site offers multiple different subscriptions, giving you option to unsubscribe one, more or all of them makes sense. If you unsubscribe just one, users will complain they need to unsubscribe multiple times very angrily. -- [[User:Hkmaly\|Hkmaly]] ([[User talk:Hkmaly\|talk]]) 00:02, 21 January 2020 (UTC)		:If the site offers multiple different subscriptions, giving you option to unsubscribe one, more or all of them makes sense. If you unsubscribe just one, users will complain they need to unsubscribe multiple times very angrily. -- [[User:Hkmaly\|Hkmaly]] ([[User talk:Hkmaly\|talk]]) 00:02, 21 January 2020 (UTC)
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		+	I actually think the "very negative" message could work for a joking conformation message.

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	"You are unsubscribing. We can retain your details in case you wish to revert this change in the future. Do you wish us to retain your stored preferences?" (NO) "Do you wish us to retain your external contact details?" (NO) "Do you wish us to hibernate your core profile and reserve your username?" (NO) "Data fully removed from our server" ... ... "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career." [[Special:Contributions/141.101.99.53\|141.101.99.53]] 17:26, 20 January 2020 (UTC)		"You are unsubscribing. We can retain your details in case you wish to revert this change in the future. Do you wish us to retain your stored preferences?" (NO) "Do you wish us to retain your external contact details?" (NO) "Do you wish us to hibernate your core profile and reserve your username?" (NO) "Data fully removed from our server" ... ... "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career." [[Special:Contributions/141.101.99.53\|141.101.99.53]] 17:26, 20 January 2020 (UTC)
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	Then there are the unsubscribe pages that you have to uncheck your subscription and then clicking an Update button. And the ones that give you several alternatives to unsubscribing and obscure the unsubscribe link by not using the word "unsubscribe" in the unsubscribe link and you have to figure out that that's the link.		Then there are the unsubscribe pages that you have to uncheck your subscription and then clicking an Update button. And the ones that give you several alternatives to unsubscribing and obscure the unsubscribe link by not using the word "unsubscribe" in the unsubscribe link and you have to figure out that that's the link.

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	"You are unsubscribing. We can retain your details in case you wish to revert this change in the future. Do you wish us to retain your stored preferences?" (NO) "Do you wish us to retain your external contact details?" (NO) "Do you wish us to hibernate your core profile and reserve your username?" (NO) "Data fully removed from our server" ... ... "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career." [[Special:Contributions/141.101.99.53\|141.101.99.53]] 17:26, 20 January 2020 (UTC)		"You are unsubscribing. We can retain your details in case you wish to revert this change in the future. Do you wish us to retain your stored preferences?" (NO) "Do you wish us to retain your external contact details?" (NO) "Do you wish us to hibernate your core profile and reserve your username?" (NO) "Data fully removed from our server" ... ... "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career." [[Special:Contributions/141.101.99.53\|141.101.99.53]] 17:26, 20 January 2020 (UTC)

−	~~== Unsubscribe pages you have to read to actually unsubscribe ==~~

	Then there are the unsubscribe pages that you have to uncheck your subscription and then clicking an Update button. And the ones that give you several alternatives to unsubscribing and obscure the unsubscribe link by not using the word "unsubscribe" in the unsubscribe link and you have to figure out that that's the link.		Then there are the unsubscribe pages that you have to uncheck your subscription and then clicking an Update button. And the ones that give you several alternatives to unsubscribing and obscure the unsubscribe link by not using the word "unsubscribe" in the unsubscribe link and you have to figure out that that's the link.

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	Then there are the unsubscribe pages that you have to uncheck your subscription and then clicking an Update button. And the ones that give you several alternatives to unsubscribing and obscure the unsubscribe link by not using the word "unsubscribe" in the unsubscribe link and you have to figure out that that's the link.		Then there are the unsubscribe pages that you have to uncheck your subscription and then clicking an Update button. And the ones that give you several alternatives to unsubscribing and obscure the unsubscribe link by not using the word "unsubscribe" in the unsubscribe link and you have to figure out that that's the link.
	[[User:Thisisnotatest\|Thisisnotatest]] ([[User talk:Thisisnotatest\|talk]]) 18:58, 20 January 2020 (UTC)		[[User:Thisisnotatest\|Thisisnotatest]] ([[User talk:Thisisnotatest\|talk]]) 18:58, 20 January 2020 (UTC)
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		+	:If the site offers multiple different subscriptions, giving you option to unsubscribe one, more or all of them makes sense. If you unsubscribe just one, users will complain they need to unsubscribe multiple times very angrily. -- [[User:Hkmaly\|Hkmaly]] ([[User talk:Hkmaly\|talk]]) 00:02, 21 January 2020 (UTC)

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	"You are unsubscribing. We can retain your details in case you wish to revert this change in the future. Do you wish us to retain your stored preferences?" (NO) "Do you wish us to retain your external contact details?" (NO) "Do you wish us to hibernate your core profile and reserve your username?" (NO) "Data fully removed from our server" ... ... "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career." [[Special:Contributions/141.101.99.53\|141.101.99.53]] 17:26, 20 January 2020 (UTC)		"You are unsubscribing. We can retain your details in case you wish to revert this change in the future. Do you wish us to retain your stored preferences?" (NO) "Do you wish us to retain your external contact details?" (NO) "Do you wish us to hibernate your core profile and reserve your username?" (NO) "Data fully removed from our server" ... ... "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career." [[Special:Contributions/141.101.99.53\|141.101.99.53]] 17:26, 20 January 2020 (UTC)
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		+	== Unsubscribe pages you have to read to actually unsubscribe ==
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		+	Then there are the unsubscribe pages that you have to uncheck your subscription and then clicking an Update button. And the ones that give you several alternatives to unsubscribing and obscure the unsubscribe link by not using the word "unsubscribe" in the unsubscribe link and you have to figure out that that's the link.
		+	[[User:Thisisnotatest\|Thisisnotatest]] ([[User talk:Thisisnotatest\|talk]]) 18:58, 20 January 2020 (UTC)

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	>>> You Have Been SuperScribed >>> [[User:Cellocgw\|Cellocgw]] ([[User talk:Cellocgw\|talk]]) 16:02, 20 January 2020 (UTC)		>>> You Have Been SuperScribed >>> [[User:Cellocgw\|Cellocgw]] ([[User talk:Cellocgw\|talk]]) 16:02, 20 January 2020 (UTC)
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		+	"You are unsubscribing. We can retain your details in case you wish to revert this change in the future. Do you wish us to retain your stored preferences?" (NO) "Do you wish us to retain your external contact details?" (NO) "Do you wish us to hibernate your core profile and reserve your username?" (NO) "Data fully removed from our server" ... ... "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career." [[Special:Contributions/141.101.99.53\|141.101.99.53]] 17:26, 20 January 2020 (UTC)