Talk:2369: All-in-One - Revision history

2.204.195.162 at 08:50, 22 July 2025

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172.71.218.51 at 10:32, 15 April 2025

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172.71.218.51 at 10:31, 15 April 2025

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Solomon: mention Bill Gates' Personal Super Secret Private Laptop A Microspoof

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mention Bill Gates' Personal Super Secret Private Laptop A Microspoof

162.158.123.89 at 15:47, 22 November 2020

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108.162.250.87 at 08:13, 3 November 2020

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Yorkshire Pudding at 14:15, 9 October 2020

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141.101.77.168: /* Example for the "fold airplane" function */ new section

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‎Example for the "fold airplane" function: new section

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	*Well, I for one am horrified by a lack of "Rip" function.--[[Special:Contributions/172.71.218.51\|172.71.218.51]] 10:31, 15 April 2025 (UTC)		*Well, I for one am horrified by a lack of "Rip" function.--[[Special:Contributions/172.71.218.51\|172.71.218.51]] 10:31, 15 April 2025 (UTC)
	*Well, I for one am horrified by a lack of "Blot" function.--[[Special:Contributions/172.71.218.51\|172.71.218.51]] 10:31, 15 April 2025 (UTC)		*Well, I for one am horrified by a lack of "Blot" function.--[[Special:Contributions/172.71.218.51\|172.71.218.51]] 10:31, 15 April 2025 (UTC)
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		+	==Good riddance, tables==
		+	To whoever got rid of these tables and uses this much more efficient "subsection" layout, thank you! Tables should never contain huge paragraphs of text. It's a waste of space and looks terrible. Now I hope they will not suddenly be respected in 2022. Yes, I'm quite behind with my xkcd reading... [[Special:Contributions/2.204.195.162\|2.204.195.162]] 08:50, 22 July 2025 (UTC)

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 I'm not sure if it's worth mentioning in the article, but Gaston Lagaffe once created [https://img.lemde.fr/2017/07/26/0/0/1509/663/688/0/60/0/a25fc79_8121-c9tyc9.0wlmuqh0k9.jpg a device with this function].
 *Well, I for one am horrified by a lack of "Rip" function.--[[Special:Contributions/172.71.218.51|172.71.218.51]] 10:31, 15 April 2025 (UTC)
 *Well, I for one am horrified by a lack of "Blot" function.--[[Special:Contributions/172.71.218.51|172.71.218.51]] 10:31, 15 April 2025 (UTC)

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	I'm not sure if it's worth mentioning in the article, but Gaston Lagaffe once created [https://img.lemde.fr/2017/07/26/0/0/1509/663/688/0/60/0/a25fc79_8121-c9tyc9.0wlmuqh0k9.jpg a device with this function].		I'm not sure if it's worth mentioning in the article, but Gaston Lagaffe once created [https://img.lemde.fr/2017/07/26/0/0/1509/663/688/0/60/0/a25fc79_8121-c9tyc9.0wlmuqh0k9.jpg a device with this function].
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		+	*Well, I for one am horrified by a lack of "Rip" function.--[[Special:Contributions/172.71.218.51\|172.71.218.51]] 10:31, 15 April 2025 (UTC)
		+	*Well, I for one am horrified by a lack of "Blot" function.--[[Special:Contributions/172.71.218.51\|172.71.218.51]] 10:31, 15 April 2025 (UTC)

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	Well, I for one am horrified by a lack of "Laminate" function. Despite that, I'd like to order one. It will need to be a UK edition, running on 240V and fitted with a fused three-pin plug...although having said that, I'm sure I could live with having to use an adaptor, and I'm old enough to know how to wire a plug. I'm afraid I'd need to insist on the correct spelling of "Aeroplane" though.[[User:Yorkshire Pudding\|Yorkshire Pudding]] ([[User talk:Yorkshire Pudding\|talk]]) 14:15, 9 October 2020 (UTC)		Well, I for one am horrified by a lack of "Laminate" function. Despite that, I'd like to order one. It will need to be a UK edition, running on 240V and fitted with a fused three-pin plug...although having said that, I'm sure I could live with having to use an adaptor, and I'm old enough to know how to wire a plug. I'm afraid I'd need to insist on the correct spelling of "Aeroplane" though.[[User:Yorkshire Pudding\|Yorkshire Pudding]] ([[User talk:Yorkshire Pudding\|talk]]) 14:15, 9 October 2020 (UTC)
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		+	The list of verbs reminds me of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:BookSources/978-0684854649 '''Bill Gates' Personal Super Secret Private Laptop: A Microspoof ''' by Henry Beard and John Boswell]. [[User:Solomon\|Solomon]] ([[User talk:Solomon\|talk]]) 06:15, 5 December 2023 (UTC)

	== Multi-function machines in pairs ==		== Multi-function machines in pairs ==

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 Seems like plagiarize would be somehow related to scan and copy.
 : I imagine the internal sub-functions would be: Scan (or read from prepocessed page data from an original document 'sent to printer'), OCR (as necessary - implied in Translate but not mentioned as a function, despite being an actually popular 'one touch' function with appropriate desktop software involved), Comprehend (natural-language processing), De-Source (remove references that indicate the true source, including headers, watermarks, logos), Re-Arrange (optional shuffling/re-wording in places, maybe even synonyms), Re-Source (personalise back up again, for the plagiarist's benefit), then Print (if scan-for-copy/printed) or Save (if scan-for-storage, maybe even 'print'-to-storage via the device). [[Special:Contributions/141.101.98.52|141.101.98.52]] 00:21, 8 October 2020 (UTC)
 shred and scan (or scanf) are also unix and C functions. Shred overwrites a file on disk, deleting it and preventing any subsequent recovery of the lost data.  scan reads input according to a format string.  Should one take a standard file and scan a string per the format '%s', the program will read in the variable until an end-of-line character is encountered.  If the file were shredded first, resulting in a random set of bits, this end of line character might never be read.  This seems to be more of a memory problem than a CPU problem, thus might not be the full explanation of the alt-text. --[[Special:Contributions/162.158.126.126|162.158.126.126]] 21:10, 7 October 2020 (UTC)

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 I don't think "eat" and "corrugate" are intended as malfunctions. People sometimes eat paper -- it's a common trope in spy parodies where someone will eat a document to prevent someone from getting access to it. And corrugate just sounds like it's making corrugated cardboard from the input paper. [[User:Barmar|Barmar]] ([[User talk:Barmar|talk]]) 19:22, 7 October 2020 (UTC)
 :I changed it. What do you think? ''welp, i'' [[User:Donthaveusername|Donthaveusername]] ([[User talk:Donthaveusername|talk]]) 19:37, 7 October 2020 (UTC)
-:I made you a document but I eated it...
+:I made you a document but I eated it... [[Special:Contributions/108.162.250.87|108.162.250.87]] 08:13, 3 November 2020 (UTC)
 Seems like plagiarize would be somehow related to scan and copy.

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	Could those strips that are fun to tear be {{w\|comb binding}} instead of tractor feed strips? [[User:Ehusmark\|EHusmark]] ([[User talk:Ehusmark\|talk]]) 08:26, 9 October 2020 (UTC)		Could those strips that are fun to tear be {{w\|comb binding}} instead of tractor feed strips? [[User:Ehusmark\|EHusmark]] ([[User talk:Ehusmark\|talk]]) 08:26, 9 October 2020 (UTC)
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		+	Notebooks with spiral binding and blank pages can have TWO 'fun-to-tear' actions. The first is the act of tearing the page from the spiral leaving the lumpy, ragged edge. The second is the neat perforations that are seperated to leave the paper at its final width. [[User:These Are Not The Comments You Are Looking For\|These Are Not The Comments You Are Looking For]] ([[User talk:These Are Not The Comments You Are Looking For\|talk]]) 00:34, 11 October 2020 (UTC)

	Well, I for one am horrified by a lack of "Laminate" function. Despite that, I'd like to order one. It will need to be a UK edition, running on 240V and fitted with a fused three-pin plug...although having said that, I'm sure I could live with having to use an adaptor, and I'm old enough to know how to wire a plug. I'm afraid I'd need to insist on the correct spelling of "Aeroplane" though.[[User:Yorkshire Pudding\|Yorkshire Pudding]] ([[User talk:Yorkshire Pudding\|talk]]) 14:15, 9 October 2020 (UTC)		Well, I for one am horrified by a lack of "Laminate" function. Despite that, I'd like to order one. It will need to be a UK edition, running on 240V and fitted with a fused three-pin plug...although having said that, I'm sure I could live with having to use an adaptor, and I'm old enough to know how to wire a plug. I'm afraid I'd need to insist on the correct spelling of "Aeroplane" though.[[User:Yorkshire Pudding\|Yorkshire Pudding]] ([[User talk:Yorkshire Pudding\|talk]]) 14:15, 9 October 2020 (UTC)

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	Could those strips that are fun to tear be {{w\|comb binding}} instead of tractor feed strips? [[User:Ehusmark\|EHusmark]] ([[User talk:Ehusmark\|talk]]) 08:26, 9 October 2020 (UTC)		Could those strips that are fun to tear be {{w\|comb binding}} instead of tractor feed strips? [[User:Ehusmark\|EHusmark]] ([[User talk:Ehusmark\|talk]]) 08:26, 9 October 2020 (UTC)
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		+	Well, I for one am horrified by a lack of "Laminate" function. Despite that, I'd like to order one. It will need to be a UK edition, running on 240V and fitted with a fused three-pin plug...although having said that, I'm sure I could live with having to use an adaptor, and I'm old enough to know how to wire a plug. I'm afraid I'd need to insist on the correct spelling of "Aeroplane" though.[[User:Yorkshire Pudding\|Yorkshire Pudding]] ([[User talk:Yorkshire Pudding\|talk]]) 14:15, 9 October 2020 (UTC)

	== Multi-function machines in pairs ==		== Multi-function machines in pairs ==

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	Done. [[User:Unpopular Opinions\|Goodbye, world!]] ([[User talk:Unpopular Opinions\|talk]]) 02:02, 9 October 2020 (UTC)		Done. [[User:Unpopular Opinions\|Goodbye, world!]] ([[User talk:Unpopular Opinions\|talk]]) 02:02, 9 October 2020 (UTC)
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		+	== Example for the "fold airplane" function ==
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		+	I'm not sure if it's worth mentioning in the article, but Gaston Lagaffe once created [https://img.lemde.fr/2017/07/26/0/0/1509/663/688/0/60/0/a25fc79_8121-c9tyc9.0wlmuqh0k9.jpg a device with this function].