Talk:463: Voting Machines - Revision history

92.23.2.228 at 22:09, 2 July 2025

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92.23.2.228 at 19:37, 2 July 2025

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211.30.60.87 at 14:08, 2 July 2025

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172.68.57.209 at 13:37, 22 May 2021

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108.162.237.226 at 00:05, 19 August 2018

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Jacky720 at 22:05, 12 May 2017

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141.101.104.4 at 15:05, 27 September 2015

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Official.xian: Answering 108.162.208.98's question.

2014-07-10T19:59:26Z

Answering 108.162.208.98's question.

108.162.208.98 at 20:55, 16 June 2014

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Davidy22 at 04:03, 13 March 2014

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 ::: Well, there's always the possibility of untreated priapism. Though you probably ''should'' treat it, if you're being sensible about that kind of thing.
 ::: Also, depends upon the size of the condom and the size of the (unerect) penis. The latter varies considerably, and (for [[https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/2cokrz/did_churchill_actually_stamp_weapon_protecting/ various possible reasons]]) there are different 'size ranges' available, though each range covers a large span of smallest-practical to largest-practical when it comes to coverage. Conceivably<!-- no pun intended! --> you might find one that ''only'' (or most comfortably?) snuggly fits when not erect, and is being worn for some totally good (medical) reason that doesn't involve erectness but does involve the penis. Or whatever body part you ''instead'' wear it on, there being plenty of alternate uses that ''might'' apply, in certain circumstances. [[Special:Contributions/92.23.2.228|92.23.2.228]] 19:37, 2 July 2025 (UTC)
 :I think the alternative is the teacher being raped at school. [[User:Jacky720|That's right, Jacky720 just signed this]] ([[User talk:Jacky720|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Jacky720|contribs]]) 22:05, 12 May 2017 (UTC)
 ::Other way around dude, other way around. Anonymous 00:05, 19 August 2018 (UTC)
 :::It's not necessarily that the teacher is raping the students, but it does indicate the teacher might be having sex at school (for instance, with another colleague). --[[Special:Contributions/172.68.57.209|172.68.57.209]] 13:37, 22 May 2021 (UTC)
 Ideally, there should be no voting machines. Here in Germany, we make a cross on a paper and put that paper in an urn. Counting is done manually under supervision. Voting machines are illegal for a reason. :) --[[Special:Contributions/141.101.104.4|141.101.104.4]] 15:05, 27 September 2015 (UTC)

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 What's "the alternative"? [[Special:Contributions/108.162.208.98|108.162.208.98]] 20:55, 16 June 2014 (UTC)
 :I believe when the alternate [[Cueball]] references "the alternative" he has already realized what the first [[Cueball]] meant. Cueball 2 I'll call him, is thus referencing the alternative is no protection or security. I don't believe Cueball 2 is directly referencing the 'teacher wearing a condom analogy'. [[User:Official.xian|Official.xian]] ([[User talk:Official.xian|talk]]) 19:59, 10 July 2014 (UTC)
-: A condom is designed to fit, & will only stay in place, on an erect penis. I would be concerned if I was a parent & I discovered that my child's teacher had an erection during class, especially given the inference that the erection isn't inadvertent if it can last throughout a school day. This does tie into the metaphor because, of course, a condom's main job is to catch ejaculation when orgasm is achieved, just as a voting machine does have to connect to another computer in order to receive OS updates & download voting tallies. [[Special:Contributions/211.30.60.87|211.30.60.87]] 14:08, 2 July 2025 (UTC)
+:: A condom is designed to fit, & will only stay in place, on an erect penis. I would be concerned if I was a parent & I discovered that my child's teacher had an erection during class, especially given the inference that the erection isn't inadvertent if it can last throughout a school day. This does tie into the metaphor because, of course, a condom's main job is to catch ejaculation when orgasm is achieved, just as a voting machine does have to connect to another computer in order to receive OS updates & download voting tallies. [[Special:Contributions/211.30.60.87|211.30.60.87]] 14:08, 2 July 2025 (UTC)
 :I think the alternative is the teacher being raped at school. [[User:Jacky720|That's right, Jacky720 just signed this]] ([[User talk:Jacky720|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Jacky720|contribs]]) 22:05, 12 May 2017 (UTC)
 ::Other way around dude, other way around. Anonymous 00:05, 19 August 2018 (UTC)
 :::It's not necessarily that the teacher is raping the students, but it does indicate the teacher might be having sex at school (for instance, with another colleague). --[[Special:Contributions/172.68.57.209|172.68.57.209]] 13:37, 22 May 2021 (UTC)
 Ideally, there should be no voting machines. Here in Germany, we make a cross on a paper and put that paper in an urn. Counting is done manually under supervision. Voting machines are illegal for a reason. :) --[[Special:Contributions/141.101.104.4|141.101.104.4]] 15:05, 27 September 2015 (UTC)

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 What's "the alternative"? [[Special:Contributions/108.162.208.98|108.162.208.98]] 20:55, 16 June 2014 (UTC)
 :I believe when the alternate [[Cueball]] references "the alternative" he has already realized what the first [[Cueball]] meant. Cueball 2 I'll call him, is thus referencing the alternative is no protection or security. I don't believe Cueball 2 is directly referencing the 'teacher wearing a condom analogy'. [[User:Official.xian|Official.xian]] ([[User talk:Official.xian|talk]]) 19:59, 10 July 2014 (UTC)
 :I think the alternative is the teacher being raped at school. [[User:Jacky720|That's right, Jacky720 just signed this]] ([[User talk:Jacky720|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Jacky720|contribs]]) 22:05, 12 May 2017 (UTC)
 ::Other way around dude, other way around. Anonymous 00:05, 19 August 2018 (UTC)
 :::It's not necessarily that the teacher is raping the students, but it does indicate the teacher might be having sex at school (for instance, with another colleague). --[[Special:Contributions/172.68.57.209|172.68.57.209]] 13:37, 22 May 2021 (UTC)
 Ideally, there should be no voting machines. Here in Germany, we make a cross on a paper and put that paper in an urn. Counting is done manually under supervision. Voting machines are illegal for a reason. :) --[[Special:Contributions/141.101.104.4|141.101.104.4]] 15:05, 27 September 2015 (UTC)

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 :I think the alternative is the teacher being raped at school. [[User:Jacky720|That's right, Jacky720 just signed this]] ([[User talk:Jacky720|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Jacky720|contribs]]) 22:05, 12 May 2017 (UTC)
 ::Other way around dude, other way around. Anonymous 00:05, 19 August 2018 (UTC)
+:::It's not necessarily that the teacher is raping the students, but it does indicate the teacher might be having sex at school (for instance, with another colleague). --[[Special:Contributions/172.68.57.209|172.68.57.209]] 13:37, 22 May 2021 (UTC)
 Ideally, there should be no voting machines. Here in Germany, we make a cross on a paper and put that paper in an urn. Counting is done manually under supervision. Voting machines are illegal for a reason. :) --[[Special:Contributions/141.101.104.4|141.101.104.4]] 15:05, 27 September 2015 (UTC)

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 :I believe when the alternate [[Cueball]] references "the alternative" he has already realized what the first [[Cueball]] meant. Cueball 2 I'll call him, is thus referencing the alternative is no protection or security. I don't believe Cueball 2 is directly referencing the 'teacher wearing a condom analogy'. [[User:Official.xian|Official.xian]] ([[User talk:Official.xian|talk]]) 19:59, 10 July 2014 (UTC)
 :I think the alternative is the teacher being raped at school. [[User:Jacky720|That's right, Jacky720 just signed this]] ([[User talk:Jacky720|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Jacky720|contribs]]) 22:05, 12 May 2017 (UTC)
 Ideally, there should be no voting machines. Here in Germany, we make a cross on a paper and put that paper in an urn. Counting is done manually under supervision. Voting machines are illegal for a reason. :) --[[Special:Contributions/141.101.104.4|141.101.104.4]] 15:05, 27 September 2015 (UTC)

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	:I believe when the alternate [[Cueball]] references "the alternative" he has already realized what the first [[Cueball]] meant. Cueball 2 I'll call him, is thus referencing the alternative is no protection or security. I don't believe Cueball 2 is directly referencing the 'teacher wearing a condom analogy'. [[User:Official.xian\|Official.xian]] ([[User talk:Official.xian\|talk]]) 19:59, 10 July 2014 (UTC)		:I believe when the alternate [[Cueball]] references "the alternative" he has already realized what the first [[Cueball]] meant. Cueball 2 I'll call him, is thus referencing the alternative is no protection or security. I don't believe Cueball 2 is directly referencing the 'teacher wearing a condom analogy'. [[User:Official.xian\|Official.xian]] ([[User talk:Official.xian\|talk]]) 19:59, 10 July 2014 (UTC)
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		+	Ideally, there should be no voting machines. Here in Germany, we make a cross on a paper and put that paper in an urn. Counting is done manually under supervision. Voting machines are illegal for a reason. :) --[[Special:Contributions/141.101.104.4\|141.101.104.4]] 15:05, 27 September 2015 (UTC)

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		+	:I believe when the alternate [[Cueball]] references "the alternative" he has already realized what the first [[Cueball]] meant. Cueball 2 I'll call him, is thus referencing the alternative is no protection or security. I don't believe Cueball 2 is directly referencing the 'teacher wearing a condom analogy'. [[User:Official.xian\|Official.xian]] ([[User talk:Official.xian\|talk]]) 19:59, 10 July 2014 (UTC)

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	:It seems fine to me. Removing the incomplete tag. [[User:LogicalOxymoron\|LogicalOxymoron]] ([[User talk:LogicalOxymoron\|talk]]) 23:19, 12 March 2014 (UTC)		:It seems fine to me. Removing the incomplete tag. [[User:LogicalOxymoron\|LogicalOxymoron]] ([[User talk:LogicalOxymoron\|talk]]) 23:19, 12 March 2014 (UTC)
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−	It seems fine to me. Removing the incomplete tag. [[User:LogicalOxymoron\|LogicalOxymoron]] ([[User talk:LogicalOxymoron\|talk]]) 23:19, 12 March 2014 (UTC)	+	:It seems fine to me. Removing the incomplete tag. [[User:LogicalOxymoron\|LogicalOxymoron]] ([[User talk:LogicalOxymoron\|talk]]) 23:19, 12 March 2014 (UTC)