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==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
:[Cueball stands behind a lectern decorated with the initials of the International Astronomical Union. There is a banner above him that also says 'International Astronomical Union,' decorated with small stars.]
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:[Cueball stands behind a lectern decorated with the indicators of the International Astronomical Union. There is a banner above him that also says 'International Astronomical Union,' decorated with small stars.]
 
:Cueball: Welcome to IAU Symposium #279.
 
:Cueball: Welcome to IAU Symposium #279.
  
:[Side view of Cueball standing on a podium behind the lectern]
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:Cueball: We are no strangers to controversy, and we will not shy away from the tough issues. Which brings us to the subject at hand.
:Cueball: We are no strangers to controversy, and we will not shy away from the tough issues.
 
:Cueball: Which brings us to the subject at hand:
 
  
:[A projection of the Orion constellation appears behind Cueball with a white arrow superimposed on the image pointing at the area between Orion's legs. Symposium attendees are off-screen to the bottom and right of the panel.]
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:[An projection of the Constellation Orion appears before the speaker.]
 
:Cueball: It's time to talk about the fact that Orion clearly has a dong.
 
:Cueball: It's time to talk about the fact that Orion clearly has a dong.
:Attendee #1 (off-screen): It's hard to miss.
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:Attendee in crowd #1: It's hard to miss.
:Attendee #2 (off-screen): We could keep telling people it's a sword.
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:Attendee #2: We could keep telling people it's a sword.
:Attendee #3 (off-screen): C'mon, no one's buying that anymore.
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:Attendee #3: C'mon, no one's buying that anymore.
  
 
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