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==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
:[Caption above the panel:]
 
 
:I try not to make fun of people for admitting they don't know things.
 
:I try not to make fun of people for admitting they don't know things.
:[Caption right below said caption:]
 
 
:Because for each thing "everyone knows" by the time they're adults, every day there are, on average, 10,000 people in the US hearing about it for the first time.
 
:Because for each thing "everyone knows" by the time they're adults, every day there are, on average, 10,000 people in the US hearing about it for the first time.
 
:[A list of equations.]
 
 
:Fraction who have heard of it at birth = 0%
 
:Fraction who have heard of it at birth = 0%
 
:Fraction who have heard of it by 30 ≈ 100%
 
:Fraction who have heard of it by 30 ≈ 100%
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:Number hearing about it for the first time ≈ 10,000/day
 
:Number hearing about it for the first time ≈ 10,000/day
  
:[Caption above the next panel:]
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:If I make fun of people, I train them not to tell me when they have those moments. And I miss out on the fun.
:If I make fun of people, I train them not to tell me when they have those moments.  
 
:And I miss out on the fun.
 
 
 
:[Megan is standing. Cueball is walking, with his palm out.]
 
 
:Megan: "Diet Coke and Mentos thing"? What's that?
 
:Megan: "Diet Coke and Mentos thing"? What's that?
 
:Cueball: Oh man! Come on, we're going to the grocery store.
 
:Cueball: Oh man! Come on, we're going to the grocery store.

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