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| number    = 1123
 
| date      = October 19, 2012
 
| title    = The Universal Label
 
| image    = the universal label.png
 
| titletext = Works for any grocery or non-grocery. Even thyme is just H and time.
 
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==Explanation==
 
All matter in the universe was created through {{w|nuclear fusion}} of hydrogen atoms over billions of years. In many countries, food products must have their ingredients displayed somewhere on their packaging. Because all matter was originally created through stellar nuclear fusion from hydrogen over time, the ingredients of any item (food or otherwise) can technically be described fully as only being made from hydrogen and time.
 
 
 
The title text is a pun on the words {{w|thyme}} (a herb) and time, as the two words are homophones. Also, the H is the chemical symbol for hydrogen. Of course, the word "thyme" can also be made by adding the letter "h" to the letters "tyme".
 
 
 
==Transcript==
 
:'''Ingredients:'''
 
:Hydrogen, Time
 
 
 
{{comic discussion}}
 
[[Category:Physics]]
 

Revision as of 19:11, 21 February 2013

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