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:[A youthful Cueball talking to an unseen parent.]
 
:[A youthful Cueball talking to an unseen parent.]
 
:Parent: No, you can't go.
 
:Parent: No, you can't go.
:Cueball: But all my friends—
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:Cueball: But all my friends —
 
:Parent: If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you jump too?
 
:Parent: If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you jump too?
 
:Cueball: Oh, jeez. Probably.
 
:Cueball: Oh, jeez. Probably.
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:Parent: What!? Why!?
 
:Parent: What!? Why!?
 
:Cueball: Because all my friends did.
 
:Cueball: Because all my friends did.
:Cueball: Think about it — which scenario is more likely:
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:Cueball: Think about it — which scenario is more likely:
  
 
:Cueball: Every single person I know, many of them levelheaded and afraid of heights, abruptly went crazy at exactly the same time...
 
:Cueball: Every single person I know, many of them levelheaded and afraid of heights, abruptly went crazy at exactly the same time...

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