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:Megan: Heartbleed must be the worst web security lapse ever.
 
:Megan: Heartbleed must be the worst web security lapse ever.
 
:Cueball: Worst so far. Give us time.
 
:Cueball: Worst so far. Give us time.
 
 
:Megan: I mean, this bug isn't just broken encryption.
 
:Megan: I mean, this bug isn't just broken encryption.
 
:Megan: It lets website visitors make a server dispense random memory contents.
 
:Megan: It lets website visitors make a server dispense random memory contents.
 
 
:Megan: It's not just keys. It's traffic data. Emails. Passwords. Erotic fanfiction.
 
:Megan: It's not just keys. It's traffic data. Emails. Passwords. Erotic fanfiction.
:Cueball: Is '''''everything''''' compromised?
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:Cueball: Is '''everything''' compromised?
 
 
 
:Megan: Well, the attack is limited to data stored in computer memory.
 
:Megan: Well, the attack is limited to data stored in computer memory.
 
:Cueball: So paper is safe. And clay tablets.
 
:Cueball: So paper is safe. And clay tablets.

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