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|data too big | |data too big | ||
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|database configuration violates the Prime Directive | |database configuration violates the Prime Directive | ||
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|lights are out, hard drive is taking a nap | |lights are out, hard drive is taking a nap | ||
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|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lp0_on_fire lp0 on fire] | |[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lp0_on_fire lp0 on fire] | ||
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|out of electrons | |out of electrons | ||
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|out of monads | |out of monads | ||
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|server farm lost starbucks wifi signal | |server farm lost starbucks wifi signal | ||
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|server fell in ocean | |server fell in ocean | ||
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|server power cable stolen by raccoon for nest | |server power cable stolen by raccoon for nest | ||
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|server room haunted | |server room haunted | ||
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|subtle threading bug in turing-complete version numbering system | |subtle threading bug in turing-complete version numbering system | ||
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|sysadmin trapped in well | |sysadmin trapped in well | ||
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|the little plastic tab on the box the data's in broke off | |the little plastic tab on the box the data's in broke off | ||
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|the server is temporarily permanent. Please try another also. | |the server is temporarily permanent. Please try another also. |