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Beret Guy mentions he got inside his "time machine" to attempt an assassination of {{w|Adolf Hitler}}. This is a common trope in speculative fiction, a way to try to prevent the {{w|second world war}}.
 
Beret Guy mentions he got inside his "time machine" to attempt an assassination of {{w|Adolf Hitler}}. This is a common trope in speculative fiction, a way to try to prevent the {{w|second world war}}.
  
Since he actually did not travel anywhere, but just let time pass, he did not get back to a time before Hitler died, and thus Ponytail can tell him that Hitler has been dead for a long time; at the time of this comics release for 70 years. So in the comic it is presumably at least this long ago, if the capsule was opened on the day of the release, maybe longer if this comic is set in the future. This fact does not bother Beret Guy, as he just realizes his job has already been done. What he then fails to realize, was that he was supposed to kill him before he got the second world war started. This was the same type of failure made by [[Black Hat]] in [[1063: Kill Hitler]]. Black Hat did actually travel 67 years back in time and killed Hitler, sadly it was in the last days of 1945 just before Hitler would have died anyway, so it had no effect on history either (and the time machine was a one shot thing...)
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Since he actually did not travel anywhere, but just let time pass, he did not get back to a time before Hitler died, and thus Ponytail can tell him that Hitler has been dead for a long time; at the time of this comics release for 70 years. So in the comic it is presumably at least this long ago, if the capsule was opened on the day of the release, maybe longer if this comic is set in the future. This fact does not bother Beret Guy, as he just realizes his job has already been done. What he thus fails to realize, is that he was supposed to kill Hitler before he got the second world war started. This was the same type of failure made by [[Black Hat]] in [[1063: Kill Hitler]]. Black Hat did actually travel 67 years back in time and killed Hitler, sadly it was in the last days of the war in 1945 just before Hitler would have died anyway, so it had no effect on history either (and the time machine was a one shot thing...)
  
 
Beret Guy traveled to the future before in [[209: Kayak]]. The concept of "traveling" through time was also used in [[630: Time Travel]].
 
Beret Guy traveled to the future before in [[209: Kayak]]. The concept of "traveling" through time was also used in [[630: Time Travel]].

Revision as of 12:43, 16 December 2015

Time Capsule
Oh no, I changed the future and now I'm disappearing! Wait, never mind, it was just my hat slipping down over my eyes.
Title text: Oh no, I changed the future and now I'm disappearing! Wait, never mind, it was just my hat slipping down over my eyes.

Explanation

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Cueball is watching Ponytail who have unearthed a time capsule, that must have been buried in the ground many years ago.

A time capsule is a historic cache of goods or information, usually intended as a method of communication with future people and to help future archaeologists, anthropologists or historians.

However, when she manages to open the capsule Beret Guy turns out to have been hiding inside while the capsule has been buried. It turns out that he has mixed up the purpose of a time machine and a time capsule; when Ponytail asks him where he came from he tells her: The past! I traveled here in this time machine.

He cannot explain how he got there, but he claims that he could not have prevented this. This is a reference to the fact that you cannot avoid being pushed forward through time, see 1524: Dimensions.

Beret Guy claims he has been eating newspapers to survive; newspaper clippings are a stereotype of time capsules. He also managed to live underground in the time capsule, which would typically be an airtight sealed box, for what must be assumed to be a at least several years. Although some time capsules are meant to be opened after just a few years (10 or 25 years for instance) the plan should be that is is not opened for at least several years after it is created. So this comic is one more example of the strange powers of Beret Guy - i.e. living by eating paper and without breathing oxygen. But he has before displayed patience enough to sit still for five years in 1088: Five Years.

Beret Guy mentions he got inside his "time machine" to attempt an assassination of Adolf Hitler. This is a common trope in speculative fiction, a way to try to prevent the second world war.

Since he actually did not travel anywhere, but just let time pass, he did not get back to a time before Hitler died, and thus Ponytail can tell him that Hitler has been dead for a long time; at the time of this comics release for 70 years. So in the comic it is presumably at least this long ago, if the capsule was opened on the day of the release, maybe longer if this comic is set in the future. This fact does not bother Beret Guy, as he just realizes his job has already been done. What he thus fails to realize, is that he was supposed to kill Hitler before he got the second world war started. This was the same type of failure made by Black Hat in 1063: Kill Hitler. Black Hat did actually travel 67 years back in time and killed Hitler, sadly it was in the last days of the war in 1945 just before Hitler would have died anyway, so it had no effect on history either (and the time machine was a one shot thing...)

Beret Guy traveled to the future before in 209: Kayak. The concept of "traveling" through time was also used in 630: Time Travel.

Time machines have also been referenced in 102: Back to the Future, 716: Time Machine and 1203: Time Machines.

In the title text Beret Guy becomes afraid that he will now disappear because he has changed the future in a way so he would no longer exist. This fear comes into him because he losses his sight, but it turns out it was just his beret that fell into his eyes. The fear is of course baseless since he traveled forward not backwards in time, and you can only change the future (or the present) by going back in time, and then experience the difference by going back to your starting point later in time.

A typical example would be to go back and kill you parents before you were born (or just prevent them from falling in love as in the movie Back to the future). This creates a paradox, where you will never be born, and thus seize to exist. Of course the paradox is that you could thus not have prevented your birth in the first place, if you did not already exist.

Transcript

[Cueball and Ponytail have just dug out a time capsule. A shovel is stuck in the ground next to a heap of dirt on the right side of the hole they dug in the ground. Cueball is standing on the other side and Ponytail is in the hole, proceeding to lift up the lid of the box that makes up the time capsule.]
Ponytail: All right, let's open the time capsule.
[Slight zoom in on Ponytail and the box, of which Beret Guy comes out, revealing that he was inside all along.]
Beret Guy: Hi!
Ponytail: Where did you come from?!
Beret Guy: The past! I traveled here in this time machine.
[Frame widens to include Cueball, in the same position as in the first frame.]
Cueball: How did you... get here from the past?
Beret Guy: I dunno. I couldn't not.
Cueball: But... what did you eat?
Beret Guy: Newspapers, mostly.
[Zoom in again on Ponytail and the box, Beret Guy still in it and now holding a hammer.]
Beret Guy: Anyway, I'm here to kill Hitler.
Ponytail: But he died long ago!
Beret Guy: Oh, good! That was easy.
Beret Guy: Want to get sandwiches?
Beret Guy: Do you still have sandwiches?

See also


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Discussion

I wrote this comment in the past so it would be first. 108.162.237.86 (talk) 09:39, 16 December 2015 (UTC) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

are you sure? sirKitKat (talk) 08:17, 16 December 2015 (UTC)
I'm responding in the future! I hope it's not too much of a spoiler to reveal that this website still exists in the future.... 173.245.50.65 13:53, 16 December 2015 (UTC)

Is the "Do you still have sandwiches" line supposed to be a reference to the 2009 Star Trek movie? 108.162.221.42 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

When considering if a phrase is a reference if you have to ask "is this a reference to X?", it's best to assume it's not a reference. Especially when it's an innocuous question or low value integer. -Pennpenn 108.162.250.162 22:41, 17 December 2015 (UTC)

Beret Guy's statement in the last line reminded me of time vultures... actually, aside from the "eating" part, he seems to have been pretty similar to one of these anyway. --141.101.79.37 18:50, 16 December 2015 (UTC)

How does the beret slip over his eyes? I thought he stapled it to his head. 198.41.242.243 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

It's possible he hasn't done that at this point, or he removed the staples. 172.69.33.109 12:52, 26 June 2020 (UTC)

He should've been upside down in the capsule to travel back in time. Trust me, it works. Me[citation needed] 13:28, 1 September 1939 (UTC) Me[citation needed] 22:36, 8 September 2023 (UTC)

Pretty sure he’s only been in there for a week 1614. TenGolf MathHacker (talk) 14:06, 26 January 2024 (UTC)