1629: Tools

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Tools
I make tools for managing job-hunting sites for people who make tools for managing job-hunting sites for people who make tools for ...
Title text: I make tools for managing job-hunting sites for people who make tools for managing job-hunting sites for people who make tools for ...

Explanation

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Cueball asks Megan what she does, and she begins by answering "I make tools that make tools." So far, this is a common expression of the way a sophisticated technology is built on simple building blocks, with one set of tools used to build a more powerful set of tools, and so on. However, the iterations are carried to comical lengths, with Megan spending twenty minutes reeling off various steps including development of software code and software code debugging and development tools.

Eventually Megan admits that she doesn't know the goal of these tasks. The reference to porn may be related to the observation that many information technologies from printing to computers are quickly adopted by porn producers and distributors.

See also: 1579: Tech Loops.

Transcript

Cueball: What do you do?
Megan: I make tools that make tools
Megan: ...That monitor code that deploys tools that build tools for deploying monitors...

20 minutes later...

Megan: ...For monitoring deployment of tools for-
Cueball: But what's it all for?
Megan: Honestly, no idea. Porn, probably.