1735: Fashion Police and Grammar Police
|Fashion Police and Grammar Police|
Title text: * Mad about jorts
| This explanation may be incomplete or incorrect: Explain the meaning of the Grammar Police sign and the three words on it. Fill out the table explaining how each point in the list can be said to represent both types of police.|
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In this comic, two groups of angry protesters are presented and labeled. They should not be seen as protesting side by side, but rather like two similar groups protesting about different things even though they are in many ways similar.
The left group represents the Fashion Police with Cueball holding a sign saying Crocs not allowed (by showing a pair of Crocs shoes in a circle with a strike through it). The right group represents the Grammar Police with another Cueball holding a sign with three commonly-confused words beneath each other; Their, They're, There. The two groups look similar, standing in similar poses and apart from Cueball holding signs in each group Megan is also in the front line of both groups. Hairy is only shown with the fashion police, together with yet another Cueball-like guy, while Ponytail is only shown with the grammar police together with a bald man with glasses.
Both types of police are groups of people who make fun of others who wears or says something that doesn't meet their criteria of "good". Fashion police are people who make fun of others who wear clothing that is mismatched, out of style/fashion or straight-up "ugly" to them. Grammar police are people who are "sticklers" to grammar rules and get mad or contradictory if someone uses non-standard grammar in a sentence. The comic explains how the two groups are similar to each other by listing eight points (plus a ninth in the title text) that can be used on both groups. See explanation in the table below.
In the caption below the comic Randall notes that he just realized that these are literally the same people because they both exhibit the listed traits. The use of "literally" to emphasize a statement is considered by the grammar police as a dread crime that should be pointed out as such, although the dictionaries already include this definition as acceptable. However it would likely be more appropriate to say figuratively the same people, see 725: Literally. On the other hand, fashion police is known for overusing "literally" in the way the grammar police finds disgusting.
Ponytail also represented the grammar police in 1576: I Could Care Less, where Megan puts her in place after she polices her sentence. Literally was also used here in the title text.
The title is a ninth point on the list with the star in front representing one more bullet (see the last entry in the table below):
- Mad about jorts.
Table of individual items
|Judgemental and Smug||Both types of police will look down upon those who violate their 'laws'.|
|Angry about something deeply arbitrary||Both grammar and fashion are, essentially, made-up human constructs.|
|Strong opinions backed by style guides||Grammar has Strunk and White, fashion has fashion mags.|
|Appreciate that the way that you are interpreted is your responsibility||Your choices in both grammar and fashion affect how people see you, and it would be silly to disclaim responsibility for what is essentially your own actions.|
|Understand that there's no way to "opt out" of sending messages by how you present yourself, and attempts to do so send strong messages of their own||This means that even if you deliberately choose to not listen to the fashion gurus, then you are actually making a fashion statement anyway, as opposed to those that just don't realize they have a horrible style (and are not dressing wrongly on purpose). Both types can thus be harassed by the Fashion Police. Same goes for those who deliberately do not try to follow the grammar rules. They have thus taken a stance anyway as opposed to those who just do not know how to use grammar correctly. And both types can be harassed for it by the Grammar Police.|
|To seem cool and casual, pretend to ignore them while understanding them very well||Deliberately violating fashion or grammar rules gives off a particular 'casual' vibe, distinct from those who violate the rules out of ignorance.|
|Vindictive about things that are often uncomfortably transparent proxies for race or social class||"Proper" dress and "proper" language are often defined in terms of how high class people dress and speak. But since "high class" in much of the Western world has generally meant white, alternative ways of dress (e.g. the Afro) or alternative ways of speaking (e.g. Ebonics or Pidgin English) are treated as somehow objectively "wrong", rather than simply as alternatives. Furthermore, dressing or speaking poorly are often marks of "lower class" people who for whatever reason cannot afford fashionable clothing, or don't have access to quality education. So when we judge people for their clothing or their speech, we are often indirectly judging them for their race and class, something that makes Randall uncomfortable.|
|Fun to cheer on until one of them disagrees with you||This may have to do with the human tendency to view the morality of an activity differently when applied to oneself compared to a stranger.|
|Mad about jorts (Title text)||"Jorts" is a portmanteau for a pair of jeans that are made into shorts. The fashion police would be mad about jorts for being unfashionable, while the grammar police would be mad about the word 'jorts' being an inappropriate portmanteau of jeans and shorts, and also for the fact that the sentence could be misinterpreted as if someone like jorts, as in being mad about something in a positive way. Randall has often used portmanteaus as part of his jokes.|
- [Beneath two headings to the left and right are shown two aggressive-looking groups of people with only the four people in the front clearly shown for each group. Behind them five other people can be seen, but they are not drawn with the same solid line and are only partly shown behind the first four, but legs from all five in each group can be seen along with some heads (all Cueball like) and arms etc. The front of the left group consist of Hairy holding a fist up towards left, Megan with her arms crossed in front of her chest, Cueball holding a sign, using both hands, straight up above his head and another Cueball-like guy to the right is holding up a broken branch in one hand toward right. The person behind this last person is shown to hold up his fist towards right like Hairy does to the left. The sign shows a Crocs shoe in a circle with a strike through it going above the Crocs from top left to bottom right. The front of the right group consist of Megan holding both her arms over her head hands folded into fist while looking towards left, Cueball holding a sign, using both hands, towards the right and up above Ponytails head, she is raising one hand in a fist to the left and finally a bald guy with glasses is brandishing a short sword in one hand toward right while holding his other hand palm up. The sign has three similar words written beneath each other.]
- Left: Fashion Police
- Right: Grammar Police
- [Below the two groups are eight points with bullets:]
- Judgmental and smug
- Angry about something deeply arbitrary
- Strong opinions backed by style guides
- Appreciate that the way that you are interpreted is your responsibility
- Understand that there's no way to "opt out" of sending messages by how you present yourself, and attempts to do so send strong messages of their own
- To seem cool and casual, pretend to ignore them while understanding them very well
- Vindictive about things that are often uncomfortably transparent proxies for race or social class
- Fun to cheer on until one of them disagrees with you
- [Caption below the panel:]
- I just realized these are literally the same people
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