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This comic depicts [[Cueball]] and [[Ponytail]] welcoming [[Black Hat]] and [[Danish]] to their house. Black Hat immediately talks to {{w|Amazon Alexa}} to order two tons of {{w|creamed corn}}. This would be quite expensive, and the hosts would be charged because it was ordered on their {{w|Amazon Echo}} device.
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This comic depicts [[Cueball]] and [[Ponytail]] welcoming [[Black Hat]] and [[Danish]] to their house. Black Hat immediately talks to {{w|Amazon Alexa}} to order two tons of {{w|creamed corn}}. This would be quite expensive, and the hosts would be charged because it was ordered on their {{w|Amazon Echo}} device. It would also be a serious inconvenience, as the purchase would be quite bulky and useless (no one needs that much creamed corn).
  
 
The caption claims that this is an effort to find systems recording conversations, such as Alexa or {{w|Google Home}}, to punish the hosts for having these services on.
 
The caption claims that this is an effort to find systems recording conversations, such as Alexa or {{w|Google Home}}, to punish the hosts for having these services on.

Revision as of 16:41, 6 March 2017

Listening
Sure, you could just ask, but this also takes care of the host gift thing.
Title text: Sure, you could just ask, but this also takes care of the host gift thing.

Explanation

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This comic depicts Cueball and Ponytail welcoming Black Hat and Danish to their house. Black Hat immediately talks to Amazon Alexa to order two tons of creamed corn. This would be quite expensive, and the hosts would be charged because it was ordered on their Amazon Echo device. It would also be a serious inconvenience, as the purchase would be quite bulky and useless (no one needs that much creamed corn).

The caption claims that this is an effort to find systems recording conversations, such as Alexa or Google Home, to punish the hosts for having these services on.

However, this tactic may be flawed, as you can choose to have a PIN to confirm the order. If Black Hat does not know their PIN, this would not actually order the corn. Black Hat would succeed, however, in finding an Alexa. Knowing Black Hat, he or Danish would be likely to (at least attempt to) find the PIN beforehand.

The title text says that this takes care of the "host gift thing," where the guests are intended to buy something for the hosts. However, Black Hat is making the hosts pay for it, so it can be as expensive as he wants, thus making this yet another example of his being a classhole.

Transcript

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[Black Hat and Danish are entering in to Cueball and Ponytail's house]
Ponytail: Hello, welcome to our house!
Black Hat: Thanks for inviting us!
Black Hat: Alexa, order two tons of creamed corn.
Black Hat: Alexa, confirm purchase.
[Caption below the frame:]
When visiting a new house, it's good to check whether they have an always-on device transmitting your conversations somewhere.

Trivia

  • Assuming a standard 14.75 oz can and Black Hat's order was in short tons the order would consist of 4348 cans. Consuming one per day it would last for approx. twelve years. But it's doubtful that the expiry date would be that long.


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Discussion

I think it's important to note that, at least with Alexa, the device isn't transmitting to the cloud 24/7 - the "wake word" detection happens locally, and then it starts streaming to the Amazon servers. Okofish (talk) 13:18, 6 March 2017 (UTC)

I think I Know You're Listening should be mentioned as a related comic. Effy (talk) 13:33, 6 March 2017 (UTC)

That comic is about surveillance.--Dgbrt (talk) 20:59, 6 March 2017 (UTC)
I agree with Effy as this comic here is also about knowing if anything you say might be overheard. Will add it in. --Kynde (talk) 21:19, 7 March 2017 (UTC)

That's a recent variant of an old joke. https://www.google.fr/search?q=voice+command+format+c+colon Perhaps Randall got triggered by this news: “Alexa, buy me a dollhouse.” --MGitsfullofsheep (talk) 15:31, 6 March 2017 (UTC)

It's worth noting that Amazon Echo was recently criticized because the host of a television show was filmed using his to make an order, which, when watched, was recognized as valid on devices which didn't use a pin. This caused many unanticipated purchases for viewers. I'm not sure wether it was an urban myth, but I heard lots of discussion on the topic a few months ago. 108.162.246.95 17:08, 6 March 2017 (UTC)

A quick google shows it's related to the dollhouse story: https://www.engadget.com/2017/01/08/amazon-echo-attempted-spending-spree/ --108.162.238.11 18:20, 6 March 2017 (UTC)

Don't read this comic out loud. 13thehappykid (talk) 20:42, 6 March 2017 (UTC)

Ha could be a problem for those who some to use this site to read the transcript with a reader because of problems with their sight... They would not read this warning first ;-) --Kynde (talk) 21:19, 7 March 2017 (UTC)

This device reminds me on Star Trek (TNG):

Captain Piccard: Computer, initiate self destruction.
...

Nowhere else people are talking so often in a human form to a computer. And I'm sure that will be the future -- not only at home or in a car.--Dgbrt (talk) 21:07, 6 March 2017 (UTC)

Anyone still waiting for a whatif or comic about Trappist-1?XFez (talk) 13:51, 7 March 2017 (UTC)

Would be nice, but I'm no longer specially optimistic about it. --Kynde (talk) 21:19, 7 March 2017 (UTC)

I am impressed that someone took the time to calculate (at least roughly), how much two tons of creamed corn would cost. 162.158.62.75 16:28, 7 March 2017 (UTC)

That is what we do here on explain xkcd ;-) --Kynde (talk) 21:19, 7 March 2017 (UTC)
If two tons of creamed corn costs $10000 (USD?), according to the explanation editor, that works out to $4.61 per 14.75oz can. Where I live, national brands cost less than $1.50 a can.These Are Not The Comments You Are Looking For (talk) 03:15, 12 March 2017 (UTC)

FWIW, the current version of Google Now only responds to "OK, Google" when spoken by the device owner (or someone with closely matching vocal qualities); my wife's phone won't respond to my voice, nor mine to hers, for the initial hotword detection. (Any voice is accepted for the actual query after a successful hotword match, or following a tap on a voice-command icon. Dansiman (talk) 05:47, 9 March 2017 (UTC)

For fun I tested this today with my Echo Dot and someone has fixed this security hole. When told "Alexa, order two tons of creamed corn" the reply was "hmmm... I think I'm going to save you from yourself and skip that particular order." 162.158.79.65 02:28, 27 March 2017 (UTC)

Burger King recently took advantage of this. https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2017/04/google-burger-king-feud-over-control-of-the-google-assistant/ 108.162.210.202 22:16, 15 April 2017 (UTC)

Why exactly did Cueball and Ponytail invite Black hat and Danish to their house? 141.101.98.216 12:02, 27 November 2020 (UTC)