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/qa/ - Question & Answer† (pronounced "queayy" or "qwah") is a UNESCO world heritage site and former unlisted 4chan board for discussing site-wide meta. It was originally founded in January 2015 as a platform for Moot to host a question and answer thread before he would quit as the site owner.
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{{comic
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| number    = 201
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| date      = December 25, 2006
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| title    = Christmas GPS
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| image    = christmas gps.png
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| titletext = If it's over water, and you can't get a boat or revise the rules to preserve the makeout, there is no helping you.
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}}
  
Over time, the board was colonised by multiple warring factions of shitposters, including: soyjakkers, frogposters, and leebaiters; fans of Touhou, K-Pop, and Ongezellig; enjoyers of political webcomics;[2] schizos who lost their way from /x/; some actual trannies;[3] some /pol/[4] and /leftypol/[5] propagandists; BBC/BWC spammers; and a couple one-off avatarfags such as the poster who hated The Doors,[6] the Boymoder poster,[7] the French Megumin poster,[8] the poster who posted a cow along with the word nigger,[9] the poster who hated the word though, the poster who wasn't a killer but don't push him, the Rikka avatarfag,[10] the poster who posted dinosaurs in every thread,[11][12] among countless, countless others.
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==Explanation==
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In the comic, Cueball has gotten a {{w|GPS navigation device|GPS device}} and asks Megan what to do with it. She suggest that they take their current coordinates and modify the latitude and longitude with a simple function based on their birthdays, thereby pointing to an arbitrary, non-random location. For example, if Cueball was born on, let's say, April 1, 1986 and Megan on August 12, 1988 and they are somewhere in New York ([https://toolserver.org/~geohack/geohack.php?pagename=New%20York%20City&params=40.768062_N_-73.98468_E_type:landmark 40.768062,-73.98468]), the coordinate they type could make ([https://toolserver.org/~geohack/geohack.php?params=40.040186_N_-73.081288_E_type:landmark 40.040186, -73.081288]) (assuming US date format), or ([https://toolserver.org/~geohack/geohack.php?params=40.860401_N_-73.880812_E_type:landmark 40.860401, -73.880812]) (assuming following [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_8601 ISO 8601]). The good thing about keeping the number before the decimal point is that the distance is still realistic to get to by car. Megan suggests to make out in this place. This procedure is somewhat of a precursor to [[Geohashing]].
  
The board was permanently locked on November 3rd, 2021 during the Great Soyset.
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The comic is a Christmas comic, since it came online on Christmas Day 2006.
  
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The title text suggests that if the location you make for yourselves is over water (which the example above happens to be), you either need to find a boat or find some rule that you can change to preserve the promise of making out, and if you can't do either, then there is no way you'd get to make out.
  
In order from left to right: The flag of Sproke, Pepe, Thoughjak, Does, Soyjak, Soyduelling, Schizophrenia, Trannies, Chino, Chika, Yegi, and Leebait
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==Transcript==
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:Cueball: Check it out - I got a GPS receiver for Christmas! What should we do with it?
  
Contents
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:Megan: Let's take our latitude & longitude, put our birthdays after the decimal points, then go to that spot and make out.
1 Persecution
 
2 Deletion
 
2.1 Implications
 
2.2 Allegations of involvement by Soot
 
2.3 Janny misdoings
 
3 In popular culture
 
4 Citations
 
Persecution
 
The stickied post on /qa/ claimed that the board had "no specific theme and you are free to be yourself!",[13] but in practice Janitors would ban posters they didn't like and would frequently initiate purges of soyjak posters, sometimes wiping half the board in the process. Whether these mass-banwaves constituted political repression is currently the subject of an investigation by the United Nations Human Rights Council.
 
  
Deletion
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:[Cueball is in love.]
Main article: The Great Soyset
 
  
The cabal of moderators who run 4chan had long been discontent with the direction /qa/ had taken, and mostly used it as a dumping ground for meta threads on other boards. Starting in November 2020, a resident schizo who had went off his meds began prophesysing and shared his visions of an inpending catastrophe befalling /qa/ within the near future. He tried to warn people by posting jannyjaks,[14][15] but few listened to his words. Rumour has it that 4chan jannies had him arrested and forcibly remedicated.
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:Merry Christmas from XKCD{{sic}}
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:[Car driving off in to the distance.]
  
 
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{{comic discussion}}
>Operation Clean Stable? Take your meds schizo.
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[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]
On November 3rd, 2021, 4chan operatives orchestrated the long-rumoured Operation Clean Stable and permanently wiped the board clean, leaving it locked to this day. This is referred to in Soyical Folklore as the Great Soyset.
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[[Category:Comics featuring Megan]]
 
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[[Category:Comics with color]]
Implications
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[[Category:Christmas]]
The deletion of /qa/ created a large dispora community of former /qa/ users. Most soyteens emigrated to the 'party, while other factions relocated in /bant/, and others yet were never heard from again. An increase in off-topic soyposts has been noticed on pretty much every board since /qa/ was deleted.
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[[Category:Romance]]
 
 
On November 10th, 2021, the Soy Community initiated Operation Soyclipse in an attempt to avenge /qa/ by raiding multiple 4chan boards; however, it was quickly defeated.
 
 
 
Allegations of involvement by Soot
 
Soot was NOT involved in the deletion of /qa/. You WILL take your meds.
 
 
 
Janny misdoings
 
 
 
ywabaw.jpg
 
On April 25th, 2022, a /trash/ moderator created a thread[16] with an image named 'ywabaw.jpg' and with the body '/qa/ lost.'. This was then moved to /qa/[17] and deleted ~48 minutes later.
 
 
 
In popular culture
 
 
 
The End of Quay (2021)
 
The deletion of /qa/ prompted a surge in melancholic songs made in tribute to the board, including End of Quay, Viva la Kwey and Another Day of Soy. Several poems have been written as well, such as Lament for the /qa/stanis. Additionally, Old Kwah Road retells the deletion of /qa/ in more heroic terms, and Cobman by David Thoughie makes reference to it.
 
 
 
Citations
 
https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/ghost/none/
 
https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/text/new%20toss/type/op/filter/text/
 
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5335835/
 
https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/text/%22society%20is%20collapsing%22/type/op/
 
https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/text/%22delete%20pol%22/type/op/
 
https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/text/eat%20more%20chicken/
 
https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/text/%22what%20would%20you%20do%20if%20you%20came%20across%20a%20boymoder%20that%22/
 
https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/text/mégumin/
 
https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/filename/brown-guernsey-cow/type/op/
 
https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/filename/rikkagasp.jpg/
 
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4443929/
 
https://desuarchive
 

Revision as of 19:48, 8 May 2022

Christmas GPS
If it's over water, and you can't get a boat or revise the rules to preserve the makeout, there is no helping you.
Title text: If it's over water, and you can't get a boat or revise the rules to preserve the makeout, there is no helping you.

Explanation

In the comic, Cueball has gotten a GPS device and asks Megan what to do with it. She suggest that they take their current coordinates and modify the latitude and longitude with a simple function based on their birthdays, thereby pointing to an arbitrary, non-random location. For example, if Cueball was born on, let's say, April 1, 1986 and Megan on August 12, 1988 and they are somewhere in New York (40.768062,-73.98468), the coordinate they type could make (40.040186, -73.081288) (assuming US date format), or (40.860401, -73.880812) (assuming following ISO 8601). The good thing about keeping the number before the decimal point is that the distance is still realistic to get to by car. Megan suggests to make out in this place. This procedure is somewhat of a precursor to Geohashing.

The comic is a Christmas comic, since it came online on Christmas Day 2006.

The title text suggests that if the location you make for yourselves is over water (which the example above happens to be), you either need to find a boat or find some rule that you can change to preserve the promise of making out, and if you can't do either, then there is no way you'd get to make out.

Transcript

Cueball: Check it out - I got a GPS receiver for Christmas! What should we do with it?
Megan: Let's take our latitude & longitude, put our birthdays after the decimal points, then go to that spot and make out.
[Cueball is in love.]
Merry Christmas from XKCD[sic]
[Car driving off in to the distance.]


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Discussion

Why the car is on the left side? Did Randall move to UK? Over water? Still so many questions.--Dgbrt (talk) 21:59, 31 July 2013 (UTC)

It is a valid line of inquiry, but there are many more gaping, unexplained things in xkcd to worry about. I'd guess the car was easier to draw that way, or something. --Quicksilver (talk) 04:57, 24 August 2013 (UTC)
He might be driving on the wrong side because he is drunk. With a bit of work we could eliminate some of the possible birthdays for these characters(assuming they ended up at a plausible place). Through elimination via clues in various comics we might one day figure out the birthdays(assuming Randall is track this information and leaving clues, which he most likely is(everything he does has some sort of code or secret(seriously... everything))). 184.66.160.91 02:07, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
I think he's just driving in the left lane of a divided highway. They're quite common in parts of the US with wide open spaces (like this appears to be). The dashed lines in the center seem to support this. If it was the divider between opposing traffic streams, it would be a solid yellow line, not dashed.172.69.33.149 19:38, 7 December 2018 (UTC)

Your use of parentheses pleases me. ~Benjamin Benjaminikuta (talk) 08:15, 24 November 2014 (UTC)

The simplest explanation is that the GPS coordinates corresponded to the left side of the road, and given that the road seems remote or secluded, it was probably easier to just pull over to the left rather than make a legal U-turn. Zowayix (talk) 16:23, 31 December 2013 (UTC)

I agree: the lines behind the car seem to be tire tracks and brake lights. P.S I'm a big fan of your ruby WLP (assuming you're the same person), keep up the good work!141.101.99.237 06:15, 27 January 2014 (UTC)

It seems the title text could be referring to someone who is so obsessive compulsive about following the arbritrary rules set up for the game that they will not change them despite ruining their chance to 'make out'. There is no helping this type of person. --Mister Pold (talk) 12:27, 28 July 2014 (UTC)