2195: Dockless Roombas

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Dockless Roombas
The company started out exploiting a loophole in the law banning scooters. The city was mad at first, but then they noticed how much they were saving on street cleaning.
Title text: The company started out exploiting a loophole in the law banning scooters. The city was mad at first, but then they noticed how much they were saving on street cleaning.

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Discussion

I don't know about you, but I would totally rent a Roomba to do my vacuuming for me. QuickMolasses (talk) 14:42, 28 August 2019 (UTC)

" A Roomba's dirt canister is quite small and needs to be emptied when it fills up. This would happen quite quickly if it were operated on streets and sidewalks." -- Well, just have the Roomba connect to Narnia rather than a canister. 108.162.238.83 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

Now I'm imagining a wardrobe with a garbage chute attached to it being dragged behind a Roomba, and Black Hat mounting a spray bottle on said Roomba and using it on Aslan. Herobrine (talk) 12:40, 29 August 2019 (UTC)

Can anyone who has a roomba confirm whether it's even possible to stand on one without it breaking? Apart from not being strong enough to move you anywhere I assume it's structural integrity can't support a fully grown adult.Bischoff (talk) 10:42, 29 August 2019 (UTC)

I rather doubt they would be able to carry a human, but maybe they could carry a cat (and believe me, that's possible...) --IByte (talk) 22:42, 30 August 2019 (UTC)

Just wondering what happened to the Friday comic. Strips used to appear at a sensible time but have been drifting later, but it is nearly midnight UTC and no show. Mind you I was confused a to why Randall was advertising a trip to London in July and why he had so many trips to England exactly a month apart. 162.158.34.64 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

Randall has a new book coming out in 4 days, and he's going on a book tour to more than a dozen cities, I'd expect him to be busy. Also it's only around 7:30 where Randall lives, and Friday's comic is already out on xkcd.com, it's just that DgbrtBOT hasn't uploaded the page to the wiki yet. Herobrine (talk) 23:45, 30 August 2019 (UTC)