2291: New Sports System
|New Sports System|
Title text: Under my system, boxing and football suffered, pair figure skating still worked but had to adapt by dropping some moves, and pro wrestling was actually completely unaffected.
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As communities have been ordered to stay indoors to avoid spreading the virus, this has also affected sports leagues around the world, with many of them suspending their seasons, or cancelling them outright. (see this Wikipedia article for a full list of sports or sporting events impacted) Some leagues have instead promoted e-sports, such as the NBA holding an NBA 2K20 tournament between active NBA players.
Randall, in this comic, proposes an obviously bad "new sports system" of "virtual sports", in which players play with a virtual ball in separate arenas, and are guided by online viewers. This obviously proves to be challenging, as the ball is virtual but the players are not wearing any virtual reality or augmented reality headsets, and thus they do not know how to interact with it properly. Playing in separate arenas would solve the problem of spreading the virus, as the players do not have any direct interactions with each other.
This would be a similar system to Twitch Plays Pokémon, in which Twitch viewers "play" Pokémon video games in a crowdsourced manner. There are also many games that are intentionally constructed so that some players must accomplish a goal they cannot see or with incomplete information, while they are guided by other players. These include common team-building exercises (often involving blindfolds), and the bomb-disposal themed puzzle game Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes.
The NBA is also planning a similar idea, holding a Horse tournament among NBA and WNBA players, which works better than the version of basketball shown in this comic because players don't need to interact with the same ball.
In the title text, Randall claims that boxing and football (unclear if American football or association football) proved to be difficult, with pairs figure skating still possible, and professional wrestling being unaffected. Boxing and any types of football would be impossible to play in these situations; on top of the difficulty of trying to play without knowing where the other players are located, these sports are predicated on contact; a boxer cannot get a knockout without being able to touch the other players, and football players cannot block or tackle even if they mime catching the ball. Pairs figure skating would be possible, excepting "throwing" moves or "lifts", as typically pairs figure skaters skate in unison, replicating the same moves.
Humorously, Randall claims that professional wrestling will be unaffected by his new system. This is in reference to the "open secret" that the matches have predetermined outcomes and are more "entertainment" than actual competition, with much of the 'forced' movement of one competitor being aided or even guided by the 'victim' rather than the 'aggressor' in semi-improvised feats of coordinated athleticism.
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- [Single wide frame representing a basketball court with a basketball goal at each end. There are seven players running around the court, with a virtual ball in the bottom right corner (indicated by being drawn as a dashed circle). Nine off-screen voices of "online viewers" are yelling instructions to the players. A caption is below the frame running nearly the full width of the frame.]
- Viewer One: No!
- Viewer Two: It's on the–
- Viewer Three: Look out!
- [A player with thick hair and a goatee is "air-shooting" into the left-hand basket.]
- Viewer Four: No!
- [A player with thick hair is running to the right.]
- Viewer Five: He's right there. Don’t run into–
- [A player with no hair is air-dribbling to the right.]
- Viewer Six: Riiight!
- Viewer Seven: Go left!
- Viewer Eight: Left!
- [A player with thick hair and a full beard is facing left and jumping, hands raised to intercept a ball.]
- [A player with no hair is facing left and crouching, reaching for a ball.]
- [A player is making an alley-oop motion towards the right-hand basket.]
- Viewer Nine: Stop dunking and find the ball!
- [The virtual ball is slowly moving right, unseen by the players]
- [A player is hanging on the rim of the basket, making a dunking motion.]
- [Caption below the panel:]
- No one liked my new sports system, in which each player is in a separate arena sharing a single virtual ball that they can't see while online viewers yell instructions, but it was fun to watch while it lasted.
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