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Revision as of 23:44, 5 June 2020

Hair Growth Rate
Hourly haircuts would be annoying, but they'd be easier to do yourself, since you'd have adjacent hairs as a guide. Growing it out would be a huge pain, though.
Title text: Hourly haircuts would be annoying, but they'd be easier to do yourself, since you'd have adjacent hairs as a guide. Growing it out would be a huge pain, though.

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Transcript

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[White Hat and Ponytail are walking to the right.]

White Hat: The average head has about 100,000 hairs.
White Hat: And hair grows at about 1/2" per month.
White Hat: Plus or minus.
Ponytail: Okay ...
White Hat: So our heads are producing an inch of hair every minute.
Ponytail: I see.
Ponytail: I'm just glad it's evenly distributed. It would suck if we grew a single new five-foot-long hair every hour.

[White Hat and Ponytail are seen in silhouette from a distance.]

White Hat: Hmm, would the hair grow steadily, or would it suddenly shoot out 5 feet on the hour?
Ponytail: If the latter, what noise would it make?
Ponytail: Ziiip? Pwiff?
White Hat: Fwip?
Ponytail: Blip.
White Hat: Zhooop.
Ponytail: Pew!


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Discussion

Based on the rate at which I shed hair, mine must be growing at an above average rate or I'd be completely bald by now. ProphetZarquon (talk) 19:23, 5 June 2020 (UTC)

Is this a Dr. Seuss reference? The Zed "all have one strand of hair up on each of their heads, their hair grows very fast, so fast, people say that they need a haircut everyday" Usernaminator (talk) 21:18, 5 June 2020 (UTC)

So, anybody have some idea how is this related to covid? :-) -- Hkmaly (talk) 22:30, 5 June 2020 (UTC)

The link is clearly that there are no open barbers now! (THIS IS A JOKE) 162.158.155.80 22:54, 5 June 2020 (UTC)
i was like omigod a normal xkcd they freed randall celebrate celebrate!!!! 108.162.216.52 22:38, 5 June 2020 (UTC)

Unrelated to the comic, but I just want to point out that (at least on my monitor), the kerning for "LIVES" in the new header is less than ideal. The "I" and the "V" blend together, looking like an "N" -- at least at the resolution displayed and the distance I view from -- so my mind reads "LNES" and fills in the missing "I" as "black lines matter." Which, for stick figures generally drawn in black on a white background is true, but....162.158.74.61 23:01, 5 June 2020 (UTC)

We all noticed... Cosmogoblin (talk) 20:04, 7 June 2020 (UTC)

First time I post here, I hope I do it right. You say "we never see what sort of hairstyle White Hat has under his hat", but we actually do: [1]
188.114.103.205 22:25, 9 June 2020 (UTC)

Should we add a long to the What if page where he mentions 1 massive hair? I think it had something to do with whales hiding down planes.

Sound Effect Words

--JohnB (talk) 08:58, 6 June 2020 (UTC)

...while PewPewPewPewPew is the sound of a clerical error, when you have far too much seating to comfortably fit inside the church and end up with zero leg-room. 162.158.154.121 11:57, 6 June 2020 (UTC)

don't we see his hair in that one new year's comic --162.158.74.119 08:18, 20 February 2024 (UTC)