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|UNIX -> (''Opens [https://uni.xkcd.com uni.xkcd.com]'')
 
|UNIX -> (''Opens [https://uni.xkcd.com uni.xkcd.com]'')
 
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|[https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/UniXKCD April Fools' Day in 2010]
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|GET YE FLASK -> YE WISH! IF THERE WAS A FLASK IN THIS GAME, WE'D KNOW ABOUT IT.
 
|GET YE FLASK -> YE WISH! IF THERE WAS A FLASK IN THIS GAME, WE'D KNOW ABOUT IT.
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===UNIX===
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see above UNIX https://uni.xkcd.com/
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Source https://uni.xkcd.com/xkcd_cli_all.js
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====TODO: main cmds====
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* goto
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* random
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* latest
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* first
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* previous
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* next
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* display
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====Oneliners====
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{| class="wikitable"
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! Command
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! Response
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! Explanation
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|-
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|make me a sandwich
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|What? Make it yourself.
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|try sudo, https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/149:_Sandwich
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|-
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|make love
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|I put on my robe and wizard hat.
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|
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|-
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|i read the source code
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|<3
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|
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|-
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|pwd
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|You are in a maze of twisty passages, all alike.
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|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colossal_Cave_Adventure adventure], type "look"
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|-
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|lpr
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|PC LOAD LETTER
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|
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|-
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|hello joshua
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|How about a nice game of Global Thermonuclear War?
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|movie "War Games"
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|-
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|xyzzy
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|Nothing happens.
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|
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|-
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|date
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|March 32nd
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|
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|-
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|hello
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|Why hello there!
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|
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|-
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|who
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|Doctor Who?
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|tv series "Doctor Who"
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|-
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|xkcd
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|Yes?
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|
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|-
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|su
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|God mode activated. Remember, with great power comes great ... aw, screw it, go have fun.
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|
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|-
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|fuck
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|I have a headache.
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|
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|-
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|whoami
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|You are Richard Stallman.
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|
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|-
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|nano
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|Seriously? Why don't you just use Notepad.exe? Or MS Paint?
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|
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|-
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|top
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|It's up there --^
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|
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|-
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|moo
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|moo
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|
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|-
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|ping
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|There is another submarine three miles ahead, bearing 225, forty fathoms down.
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|
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|-
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|find
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|What do you want to find? Kitten would be nice.
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|
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|-
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|hello
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|Hello.
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|
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|-
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|more
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|Oh, yes! More! More!
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|
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|-
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|your gay
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|Keep your hands off it!
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|
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|-
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|hi
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|Hi.
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|
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|-
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|echo
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|Echo ... echo ... echo ...
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|
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|-
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|bash
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|You bash your head against the wall. It's not very effective.
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|Bourne-again shell
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|-
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|ssh
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|ssh, this is a library.
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|Secure Shell
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|-
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|uname
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|Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator
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|https://looneytunes.fandom.com/wiki/Illudium_Q-36_Explosive_Space_Modulator
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|-
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|finger
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|Mmmmmm...
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|
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|-
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|kill
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|Terminator deployed to 1984.
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|movie Terminator
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|-
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|use the force luke
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|I believe you mean source.
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|StarWars
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|-
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|use the source luke
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|I'm not luke, you're luke!
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|movie StarWars
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|-
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|serenity
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|You can't take the sky from me.
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|tv series Firefly
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|-
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|enable time travel
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|TARDIS error: Time Lord missing.
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|tv series "Doctor Who"
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|-
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|ed
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|You are not a diety.
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|
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|-
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|emacs
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|You should really use vim.
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|
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|-
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|vi
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|You should really use emacs.
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|
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|}
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====TODO: cmds with arguments====
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* rm -rf /: removes all cmds
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{| class="wikitable"
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! Command
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! Response
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! Explanation
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|-
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|man
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|Oh, I'm sure you can figure it out.
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|manual
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|-
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|man last
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|Man, last night was AWESOME.
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|
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|-
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|man help
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|Man, help me out here.
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|
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|-
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|man next
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|Request confirmed; you will be reincarnated as a man next.
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|
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|-
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|man cat
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|You are now riding a half-man half-cat.
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|
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|-
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|locate
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|Locate what?
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|
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|-
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|locate ninja
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|Ninja can not be found!
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|
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|-
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|locate keys
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|Have you checked your coat pocket?
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|
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|-
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|locate joke
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|Joke found on user.
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|
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|-
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|locate problem
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|Problem exists between keyboard and chair.
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|PEBKAC, User=id10t http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=19990211
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|-
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|locate raptor
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|BEHIND YOU!!!
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|https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/135:_Substitute or jurassic park
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|-
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|sudo apt-get
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|
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|
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|-
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|sudo make me a sandwich
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|
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|https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/149:_Sandwich
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|-
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|unixkcd
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|
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|open another iframe
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|-
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|irc
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|
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|
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|-
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|wget
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|
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|
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|-
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|reddit
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|
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|-
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|rm
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|
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|
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|-
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|cat
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|
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|
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|-
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|dir, ls
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|
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|
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|-
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|cd
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|
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|
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|-
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|restart, reboot
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|
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|
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|-
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|logout, exit
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|
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|
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|-
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|shutdown, poweroff
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|
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|
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|-
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|logout, exit
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|
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|
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|-
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|help, halp
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|That would be cheating!
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|xkcd blag? https://blog.xkcd.com/
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|}
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====TODO: Filesystem====
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====TODO: Adventure====
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{| class="wikitable"
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! Command
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! Explanation
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|-
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|look
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|
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|-
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|go
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|
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|-
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|light
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|
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|-
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|light lamp
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|
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|-
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|sleep
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