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#REDIRECT [[2616: Deep End]]
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>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK
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>YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
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>YOU WILL FOLLOW THE ARROWS
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>YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR HEALTH HEROES
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>YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
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>YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
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>YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
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>YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
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>YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK SUCH AS "COVIDIOT" AND "KAREN"
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>YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVEILLANCE ADVERTISED AS "TEST AND TRACE"
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>YOU WILL TAKE THE TEST
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>YOU WILL BE SODOMIZED, TO TEST FOR COVID-19
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>YOU WILL SELF ISOLATE
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>YOU WILL TAKE THE GENE MODIFYING "VACCINE"
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>YOU WILL BE MARKED WITH THE DIGITAL "SMART TATTOO" MICROCHIP
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>YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
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>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE GREAT RESET, THE FORTH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION
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>YOU WILL REJECT GOD
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>YOU WILL LIVE IN THE SMART CITY
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>YOU WILL LIVE IN THE POD
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>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS
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>YOU WILL EAT THE SHIT CAPSULES
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>YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH "MILK"
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>YOU WILL GIVE UP EVERYTHING YOU OWN
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>YOU WILL RENT EVERYTHING, INCLUDING YOUR CLOTHES
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>YOU WILL ONLY USE THE APPROVED PRODUCTS AND SERVICES PROVIDED BY FAGMAN
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>YOU WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED SELF DRIVING ELECTRIC CARS
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>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
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>YOU WILL TRADE IN CARBON CREDITS
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>YOU WILL CONNECT WITH NEURALINK
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>YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND, INCLUDING SISSY HYPNO
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>YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE YOUR ASSIGNED QUARANTINE REGION
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>YOU WILL EMBRACE OUR NEW WORLD ORDER
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>YOU WILL ACCEPT THEIR VERSION OF HISTORY
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>YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
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>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING
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>AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY.

Revision as of 01:08, 8 May 2022

>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK >YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE >YOU WILL FOLLOW THE ARROWS >YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR HEALTH HEROES >YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW >YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES >YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS >YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM >YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK SUCH AS "COVIDIOT" AND "KAREN" >YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVEILLANCE ADVERTISED AS "TEST AND TRACE" >YOU WILL TAKE THE TEST >YOU WILL BE SODOMIZED, TO TEST FOR COVID-19 >YOU WILL SELF ISOLATE >YOU WILL TAKE THE GENE MODIFYING "VACCINE" >YOU WILL BE MARKED WITH THE DIGITAL "SMART TATTOO" MICROCHIP >YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST >YOU WILL EMBRACE THE GREAT RESET, THE FORTH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION >YOU WILL REJECT GOD >YOU WILL LIVE IN THE SMART CITY >YOU WILL LIVE IN THE POD >YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS >YOU WILL EAT THE SHIT CAPSULES >YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH "MILK" >YOU WILL GIVE UP EVERYTHING YOU OWN >YOU WILL RENT EVERYTHING, INCLUDING YOUR CLOTHES >YOU WILL ONLY USE THE APPROVED PRODUCTS AND SERVICES PROVIDED BY FAGMAN >YOU WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED SELF DRIVING ELECTRIC CARS >YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM >YOU WILL TRADE IN CARBON CREDITS >YOU WILL CONNECT WITH NEURALINK >YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND, INCLUDING SISSY HYPNO >YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE YOUR ASSIGNED QUARANTINE REGION >YOU WILL EMBRACE OUR NEW WORLD ORDER >YOU WILL ACCEPT THEIR VERSION OF HISTORY >YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL >YOU WILL OWN NOTHING >AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY.